Cornelius was rejected by his girlfriends, suffered from severe sleep disorders and was bored in his self-help group until one day a pretty blue-eyed lady said to him "you look like you've got some kind of hysterical despair in your eyes! "Cornelius saw that she had a membership card for the Order of the Rosicrucian on her person and said, "We have exactly the same Rosicrucian card, and I'm a member too. What's your name? What do you do for a living? "and the Lady replied "Lolie Durden, I'm a wealth management consultant, how are your loves? "Cornelius replied, "No, not really," and Lolie Durden retorted, "I can fix that, but you've got to do me a favor. I want you to get down on your knees andprayto me with adoration and devotion. "Lolie Durden retorted, "Then go crazy! Prostrate yourself! "So Corneliusprayeddevoutly to Lolie Durden, and passers-by who had seen the scene volunteered to become Lolie Durden's new worshippers. After a few weeks, the phenomenon had grown to such an extent that Lolie Durden had several thousand worshippers and founded thePrayClubwith Cornelius as Pope of her worshippers, whose role was to supervise everything. Lolie Durden gave her worshippers all kinds of assignments, and one evening she told them: "This week you'll all have an assignment to do.

And so it was that some of Lolie Durden's worshippers were roughed up by some of her chicks, and one of them was locked in the trunk of the car of the chick he'd hit on because she'd asked him to get in and he'd obeyed. Cornelius, for his part, had done this exercise with 122 chicks, and one of them, called Laura, had taken advantage of it to tax him with money on a regular basis, and Cornelius always let Laura do it to him. One day Lolie Durden said to Cornelius, "Do you know why we have the same Rosicrucian membership card? I'm sure you have an answer to that question", so Cornelius replied "because we're the same person, but how can that be? "Lolie Durden retorted, "You founded thePrayCluball by yourself, and you send letters to the White House when you're bored.