Cartoon All-Star Royal Rumble III

Rated T for Language and Violence

Summary: Extreme will be the name of the game as 160 animated characters from all of your favorite cartoons compete in the sequel to the most intense Royal Rumble ever taking place in professional wrestling history! Who will be the last cartoon character standing in the end?

Disclaimer: Just a quick friendly reminder that I do not, I repeat, I DO NOT own any of these cartoon characters, nor do I own any of the franchises they are from, period. And I sure as heck don't own anything or any characters related to Disney, Nickelodeon, Cartoon Network, Warner Bros., Fresh TV, MTV, Comedy Central, Hasbro, Mattel, Mirage Studios, Hanna-Barbera, Starz Media, ZAG Heroez, Netflix or FOX either. I hope I've made myself quite clear. Anyway, since I was hankering to do a Royal Rumble fic so wicked bad knowing that we're just around Royal Rumble season, why not do a sequel to perhaps the Cartoon All-Star Royal Rumble? And so, here you on! On with the prologue!


Chapter 1: Prologue

SCENE 1:

The cameras managed to go inside the locker room where Loona, the female silver-haired red-eyed hellhound receptionist from "Helluva Boss" was busy putting on her leather gloves as tight as she could. It was no doubt for a special occasion as this was perhaps the first time she was taking part in something outside of her usual office job. The room was filled with the scent of sweat and determination. The walls were adorned with posters of legendary wrestlers from the underworld, each one a silent inspiration for the competitors preparing for the night's event.

Loona looked to get the other glove on before her red eyes was immediately covered out of nowhere by a pair of pale white hands.

"Guess whooooooo?" The guest melodically said behind Loona.

Loona let out a groan, "Let me guess, is it a poor little f**k about to get her ass kicked if she spooks me again?"

"Nooooo, but close enough!" The figure said happily, revealing to be the so-called Princess of Hell herself, Charlie Morningstar.

Her signature pale blonde hair, reddened cheeks, signature red tuxedo and angelic smile immediately lit up the room as she stepped aside, letting her presence shine across an unamused Loona, "I'm so excited to see you here, Loona! I had no idea you had a flair for the dramatic!"

"Well, ain't you a frickin' ball of sunshine," The hellhound rolled her eyes sarcastically, "And what are you even doing here in the first place? Can't you see this is MY locker room?"

"Oh, I guess you really haven't heard, huh?" Charlie smirked.

"Heard about what?" Loona raised her eyebrow.

All of a sudden, Charlie came right in and scooped up Loona for a big hug saying, "We're gonna be sharing a locker room with each other! Just, you, me, and a bunch of 158 sweaty demons we gotta take care inside that ring!"

"Ugh... get... off of me...!" Loona said, struggling to break free of Charlie's hug, "You're... gonna... crush my spine!"

"Oh, I'm pretty sure that's somebody stepping on a chip bag outside our door." Charlie nodded, all while still hugging Loona for all it was worth.

She wouldn't have time to relish it for all it was worth though as Loona managed to muster enough strength to separate herself from the cheerful Charlie.

"Ugh, finally." Loona sighed as she soon checked herself to see if her spine wasn't broken from Charlie's hug. Thankfully for her, it wasn't. This led Loona to grab Charlie right by her red tux and snarl, "Now you listen here, Princess of Hell. Just because we're sharing a locker room, that doesn't mean we're gonna be friends or anything. You need to realize that once we're in that Royal Rumble match, there are no friends. There are only enemies and enemies only. If you even do even one thing to provoke me, I'll make sure that you're the first one to be thrown out of that ring. You got it?"

Charlie honestly felt confused and bewildered at the threatening words Loona sent out to her. Hell, the look on Loona's eyes was so vicious that it could make a cockroach apologize for living.

Loona found herself being confused at the silent treatment Charlie had given out to her in response, leading Loona to ask again, "Hello, did you LITERALLY hear me, Charlie?"

"So... you're telling me there's a chance?" Charlie said with an optimistic tone, "Because I've always had a bit of a crush on the whole 'catfight' vibe. But only if it's consensual, of course!"

Loona had no choice but to respond with a brutal facepalm, "Why in the hell did I agree to this?" She mumbled under her breath, but it was clear she wasn't about to let Charlie's antics get to her.

SCENE 2:

Blondie Lockes, the bubblicious blonde-haired reporter of Ever After High, was in the Cartoon All-Star Royal Rumble interview area standing right next to one of the returning competitors from the original Cartoon All-Star Royal Rumble, Steven Universe. Steven found himself stretching his arms, patiently waiting long enough for the camera to finally roll for the two of them.

"Hi, fellow fairy tales, this is Blondie Lockes straight out of Ever After High here once again doing duty as the special guest backstage reporter for the 3rd annual Cartoon All-Star Royal Rumble. Isn't that just right?" Blondie beamed at the camera before looking right at Steven, "Anyway, with me at this time is the first-ever winner of the original Cartoon All-Star Royal Rumble, the hero of the Crystal Gems, and the one, the only, Steven Universe!"

"Feeling so good to be here, Blondie!" Steven exclaimed, "Never thought I get another golden opportunity such as this yet again. Of course, I didn't get a chance to compete in the last Cartoon All-Star Royal Rumble since I was the host of last year's competition, but now, I'm back with a bang!"

Blondie nodded with that statement, "You sure are. And I'm pretty sure there are gonna be a lot of hungry competitors this year with variety all around the place! I'm also very certain that a very familiar arch-villain is definitely gonna be on the hunt for you this time around knowing the raucous bedlam you two had back at the 2nd annual Cartoon All-Star Royal Rumble. How are you preparing for such a... challenge?"

"Just pure grit and inspiration, Blondie," Steven said with a confident wink, "That's something I guarantee you that Alejandro Burromuerto doesn't have on his side. His hate for me is definitely enough to make his blood boil, but unlucky for him, all that anger and rage he has isn't gonna fuel his body in that ring. It's gonna burn him out faster than a meteor in Earth's atmosphere. And Blondie, you can best be sure I'll be the one to do just that to him soon enough!"

SCENE 3:

Eddy, the infamous scam-artist from "Ed, Edd n Eddy" was busy lashing out a good old-fashioned Indiana Jones whip towards his good friend Edd aka Double D, who was struggling having to do a single pullup from his already stale body. Unpleased by his friend's performance, Eddy began to crack his whip, the sound making Edd's ears shriek in total cringe.

"C'mon Sockhead, go forward," The moneymaker exclaimed, "None of us are gonna win that million dollars if you're gonna slack around like that!"

Edd, who was slumped on the ground, caught his breath before saying to Eddy, "Eddy... can we... take a break? My spine... is literally... begging for mercy."

"Oh, grow a backbone, Double D!" Eddy rolled his eyes, "This is Cartoon All Star Royal Rumble III we're talking about here! A million dollars on the line! You honestly don't see Ed slacking off!"

The camera instantly scrolled over to the unibrowed muscle of the group Ed, who was performing pullups at an incredible rate all while watching his usual sci-fi monster movies on his way up.

Ed looked towards Edd and Eddy and smirked, "Look at me, guys! I'm rising like a vampire!"

"You see that, sockhead?" Eddy said to Double D, "Even Ed knows how to push his weight."

"Oh, how surprising..." Edd muttered sarcastically.

"Yet what won't be surprising is you being the first one out of the Rumble if you don't put your back into it, Double D," Eddy said with a stern look towards his friend, "You know what they say, 'Time is money'. And if you're not gonna make the time, then you're not gonna make the money!"

Edd found himself rolling his eyes as a result of Eddy's bossy behavior, all before he got back to attempting pullups much to no success.

He tried his best to attempt a pullup when all of a sudden, Edd noticed the whip around Eddy's hand leading the brainiac to ask, "Where on earth did you even get that whip at anyway?"

"Like heck I'm telling you, sockhead," Eddy scoffed, all while letting out a grin, "The only thing that matters is that we're taking the million dollars with us back home! A million jawbreakers, here we come!"

SCENE 4:

The ever-bubbly reporter Blondie Lockes was still at the Cartoon All-Star Royal Rumble III interview area, this time standing right next to one of the Rumble's newest competitors, Carl Brutananadilewski from "Aqua Teen Hunger Force". Carl was busy doing his usual pose with his hands placed on his own hips, all while being decked out in his signature white wife-beater, blue pajama pants, green sandals, thick black moustache, and signature gold chain.

"Hi, fellow fairy tales, it's Blondie Lockes here with one of the newest competitors here competing in his first ever Cartoon All-Star Royal Rumble, the one and only, Carl Brutananadilewski from Aqua Teen Hunger Force!" Blondie's enthusiasm was palpable as she introduced Carl to the camera. "Carl, you're definitely known for your brash hardcore attitude, bachelor lifestyle and love for all things rock. Will those things be more than enough for you to win your first-ever Rumble?"

Carl replied with such swagger, "Ya kiddin' me, Blondie? Carl's gonna have this in the bag, just like I did to that one broad I slept with last week. She was just like an AC/DC song, sweetheart, I shook her all night long! And I'm gonna shake all those good for nothin' 159 contestants too!"

"That's quite the confidence you have," Blondie nodded all before asking him, "But what if there's a good chance you suddenly run into your fellow neighbors in the match should they actually be in the Rumble, that being Master Shake, Frylock and Meatwad?"

Carl let out a confident scoff, "Those freaks? Trust me, baby, they better not even think about gettin' in the ring with the one and only. If they did, I'd guarantee you that I'll do things to them that would pretty much be considered be illegal in Jersey. What kind of things? Well, if you're talkin' about that cup, I'll take that freak by his straw and swing him around so fast, he'll think he's in a friggin' tornado! If that fry freak gets in my way, I'll eat him up so quick, he's gonna end up bein' a side dish for my victory burger! And what will I do about that big ball of raw meat? Well, nothin'. I'll just give him a big box for him to play with. I'm pretty sure that's what I'd do. Either way, that million dollars is gonna look sweet in my pad. YEAAAAAAAAH! TONIGHT!"

SCENE 5:

Bugs Bunny, the one-of-a-kind legend straight from the Looney Tunes franchise, was inside his locker room warming up and perhaps gearing up for tonight's long-awaited Cartoon All-Star Royal Rumble III event. The self-proclaimed 'wascally wabbit' was all decked out in a yellow bandana, red tanktop, yellow underwear, red kneepads and yellow boots, his gear strangely resembling that of a certain Hulk Hogan.

Bugs finished taping up his wrists with white tape and turned around, only to see him smirking under his lips to someone who was standing off-screen.

"Never thought I'd see you here, Doc." Bugs said to the unknown figure.

The camera scrolled over to that said figure, which just happened to be none other than Mickey Mouse. Mickey was dressed in his signature red shorts and white gloves, but with an added twist of boxing gear that included red and white striped boxing tights and taped red gloves to match his outfit.

The look of confusion was apparent on his face as he looked at Bugs, "I had no idea you were signing up for this madness, Bugs."

"Small world, ain't it, Doc?" Bugs smirked.

"It definitely is," Mickey nodded back, "Hard to believe in such a matter of minutes, you and me are gonna throw down alongside the rest of those 158 contestants in that ring. It'll be interesting to see what kind of chaos we're gonna stir up."

Bugs then approached Mickey close up, looking confident as ever, "When you talk about chaos, Doc, I'm quite an expert to say the least. You couldn't imagine the adventures I had when it comes to chaos, but let's just say, I've been there, done that, and got the carrot for it!"

Mickey crossed his arms around his chest and toughened up, "Can't argue with that. I've always been curious to see what the legend himself can do against someone like me. After all, I've been through worse chaos in my magical adventures, and when we do meet again, I'm expecting you to give me the fight of a lifetime!"

"Oh, I'll definitely arrange that," Bugs nodded, now headed face-to-face with the Disney legend himself. "All I can say is that 'may the best toon win'!"

All Mickey could do at this point was nod in return, all before he and Bugs continued their brief faceoff against one another. There was literally no one around the locker room to interrupt either Bugs or Mickey for having this little tête-à-tête, which was quite surprising considering the event's scale and magnitude.

The faceoff between Bugs or Mickey wouldn't last long however as before the two of them knew it...

*PBBBBBT!*

A fart noise was immediately heard in the background, leading both Bugs and Mickey to turn to the corner in stunned surprise.

"How long have you been standing here, Doc?" Bugs raised his eyebrow to the unknown figure.

That unknown figure that both Bugs and Mickey were looking at was Peter Griffin from "Family Guy", who was busy sitting in a chair chowing down on a bag of chips.

Peter spoke with his mouth full, "Sorry about me passing gas in front of you two. I really thought you two were gonna kiss, so I had to sit here just in case you were getting too into it."

"Will you please get out of here?" Mickey said to Peter, all while pointing towards the door.

"Fine, I'll go," Peter replied, standing up from his chair, "But I'm telling you, you're just missing the opportunity of a lifetime here."

He winked before exiting the locker room, leaving Bugs and Mickey to stare after him, bewildered.

"How on earth did he even get inside our locker room?" Mickey asked to Bugs.

"I... don't really know..." Bugs slowly shook his head.

SCENE 6:

Blondie Lockes was once again standing around the Cartoon All-Star Royal Rumble III interview area, this time, she was standing in the middle between two teenagers, who just happened to be both Wayne and Raj from the "Total Drama Island" reboot season. Both Wayne and Raj looked psyched and pumped as ever, feeling so much like a squirrel having just found a treasure trove of acorns.

"Blondie Lockes here once again, this time, I'm standing between two men here who are psyched to be competing in their first ever Cartoon All-Star Royal Rumble match!" She said to the camera before looking toward both Wayne and Raj, "This is Wayne and Raj, best known as the Hockey Bros from the new Total Drama Island reboot! You two definitely must be excited about this golden opportunity, huh?"

Wayne, the one with the shaggy blonde hair and backwards red hat, stepped in front of the mic and hollered, "HOOT HOOT! You better believe it, eh? Me and my best friend Rajie here have been dreaming about being in a matchup like this. This ain't no hockey rink we're gonna be in this time. No, this is gonna be a battle royal for the ages, the one that even Bob Probert would enjoy if he was still alive, eh? I'm telling ya, Blondie, me and Rajie are gonna bring one heck of a shootout here in this Rumble match, and we're gonna be scorin' nothing but hat tricks all over! You get me, buddy?"

Raj soon grabbed the bear-shaped mic and hollered out, "HOOT HOOT! Preach to the choir, Wayner! Snow Owls like us know how to strike like the iron is hot. Once me and Wayne get inside the ring, we're gonna treat it like it's our rink back home! Nothing but attackers, defenders, and that sweet, sweet victory in between. And that's just the tip of the iceberg me and Wayner are breaking here tonight. Just wait until the gloves are off the first thing we hit that ring, then you'll see why me and Wayner here are the most feared Hockey Bros in all of Total Drama Island!"

Blondie couldn't help but smile and giggle at the Hockey Bros.'s enthusiasm, letting out a chuckle.

"I sure as heck don't know about you, folks," The bubbly backstage reporter shrugged to the camera, "But I think we may have two brand new favorites here to watch out for!"

"And just to show you why, why don't you watch us as Raj tries to chuck a hockey puck at my face, only to catch it with my teeth?" Wayne said, smirking at Blondie.

Blondie immediately raised her eyebrow, "Um, are you sure? Because I don't think that sounds really-"

"Sounds like a yes to me!" Raj said in a thrilled expression.

Apparently, Blondie was immediately too late as the Hockey Bros left side-by-side from the left to the right. The camera scrolled all the way back to see Raj hold out a hockey stick in his hands, all while Wayne squatted all the way down in a suitable squat stance, getting ready for Raj to chuck a hockey puck right at him.

With much needed precision, Raj hit the hockey puck with his stick...

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...only for the puck to end up hitting Wayne upside the head!

Wayne staggered back, holding his now red face as he yelped in pain, "Owwww, Rajie! You gotta aim better than that!"

"Sorry, Wayner!" Raj shouted as he rushed over to his friend, his eyes wide with concern. "I thought I had it lined up!"

Blondie looked very nervous and disturbed at what she saw just now. It was more than enough for her to look at the camera and cut the scene out saying, "Let's just forget we saw that folks, I'm pretty sure the last thing we all want to see is someone's brains on the floor!"


Well, this is definitely gonna be one interesting Rumble, I can reassure you that.

Anyway, I know we basicially don't start stats until later in the story, but what the heck. Here's some of the Rumble combatants that are new in some that are returning:

New Competitors: Loona, Charlie Morningstar, Mickey Mouse, Carl Brutananadilewski, Raj, Wayne

Returning Competitors: Steven Universe, Ed, Edd, Eddy, Peter Griffin, Bugs Bunny

In case if you were wondering why the summary says 'Extreme' in the beginning, well then, that would pretty much hint at what the possible location of the Cartoon All-Star Royal Rumble III is gonna be.

Now that we're pretty done with the prologue and all, the next chapter will commence with the opening of the main show. How will it feel like, you may ask? You'll just have to find out until the next chapter. So make sure you all read, review and leave out feedbacks if you can, y'all. C-YA, DUDES!