INT. KRAMERICA INDUSTRIES - DAY
Cosmo Kramer, the eccentric owner of Kramerica Industries, is sitting at his desk. Charlotte Pickles, the high-powered CEO, walks in.
CHARLOTTE PICKLES:
(confidently)
Mr. Kramer, I'm here to make you an offer.
KRAMER:
(curiously)
What kind of offer?
CHARLOTTE PICKLES:
(smirking)
I want to buy out Kramerica Industries.
KRAMER:
(laughing)
You want to buy out Kramerica? Ha!
CHARLOTTE PICKLES:
(serious)
I'm willing to make a substantial offer.
KRAMER:
(skeptical)
I'm listening.
Charlotte pulls out a briefcase full of papers and begins to explain her proposal.
CHARLOTTE PICKLES:
(confidently)
We're willing to offer $10 million for the company.
KRAMER:
(stunned)
$10 million?
CHARLOTTE PICKLES:
(smirking)
Yes, it's a generous offer.
KRAMER:
(pauses, thinking)
I'll tell you what, Ms. Pickles. I'll sell you Kramerica Industries... for $20 million.
Charlotte raises an eyebrow, clearly not expecting Kramer's counteroffer.
CHARLOTTE PICKLES:
(firmly)
I can do $15 million, but that's as high as I'm willing to go.
KRAMER:
(smirking)
$20 million, or the deal is off.
Charlotte scowls, clearly frustrated by Kramer's negotiating tactics.
FADE TO BLACK.
