INT. KRAMERICA INDUSTRIES - DAY

Cosmo Kramer, the eccentric owner of Kramerica Industries, is sitting at his desk. Charlotte Pickles, the high-powered CEO, walks in.

CHARLOTTE PICKLES:

(confidently)

Mr. Kramer, I'm here to make you an offer.

KRAMER:

(curiously)

What kind of offer?

CHARLOTTE PICKLES:

(smirking)

I want to buy out Kramerica Industries.

KRAMER:

(laughing)

You want to buy out Kramerica? Ha!

CHARLOTTE PICKLES:

(serious)

I'm willing to make a substantial offer.

KRAMER:

(skeptical)

I'm listening.

Charlotte pulls out a briefcase full of papers and begins to explain her proposal.

CHARLOTTE PICKLES:

(confidently)

We're willing to offer $10 million for the company.

KRAMER:

(stunned)

$10 million?

CHARLOTTE PICKLES:

(smirking)

Yes, it's a generous offer.

KRAMER:

(pauses, thinking)

I'll tell you what, Ms. Pickles. I'll sell you Kramerica Industries... for $20 million.

Charlotte raises an eyebrow, clearly not expecting Kramer's counteroffer.

CHARLOTTE PICKLES:

(firmly)

I can do $15 million, but that's as high as I'm willing to go.

KRAMER:

(smirking)

$20 million, or the deal is off.

Charlotte scowls, clearly frustrated by Kramer's negotiating tactics.

FADE TO BLACK.