An Anime Among Us! IIMore anime and pudding and Bill Cosby.
Plot
There are no gags. We cut straight to the story.
Bart and Lisa Simpson were playing video games in their living room in the town of Springfield.
(Video game bleeps and bloops.)
They were playing a handheld game named, "Peekimon", a game where players can raise their monsters and use it to battle against other monsters. They can even link up two handheld consoles in order to battle each other.
Lisa and Bart were playing with both of their handheld consoles hooked up.
"Yes! That's five wins in a row!" said Bart cheerfully.
"I guess you win again, Bart. Hey, wait a second!" said Lisa as she noticed something in her brother's handheld console. She noticed that Bart used a cheat device in his console and said, "Bart, you're cheating!"
Bart laughed and then said, "Ok, ok! How about if I play without the cheat device? I will win anyway."
"Well, it will only be fair," remarked Lisa.
Bart removed his cheat device and reloaded the game.
When the game started, Bart chose a monster that resembled a robot, while Lisa chose a monster that resembled a flower plant.
After the first battle, Bart's jaw dropped. "I – I don't believe it!" exclaimed Bart. "I can't believe you beat me! Let's play again!"
"See? Isn't this a lot more fun when you're not winning all the time?" said Lisa.
"Probably." said Bart. They had another Peekimon battle.
Tracey Ullman Bart and Tracey Ullman Lisa were squabbling again.
"You are stupid!"
"No you are!"
"No you are!"
"No you are!"
The poorly drawn retro Simpson kids as ghosts were pushing and shoving each other rudely.
Bart and Lisa looked bemused and exchanged looks and rolled their eyes as they watched their past selves from the Tracey Ullman shorts bicker.
"Hey what are you two yelling about?!" Tracey Ullman Homer told off his Bart and Lisa.
"Yeah can't you kids behave more like my kids!" said Modern Homer.
"Your kids are no angels!" said Tracey Ullman Homer.
Modern Homer scoffed.
"Anyway. I want all the Simpson kids from both eras to be on their best behaviour today as Ned has met and married a new woman." said Tracey Ullman Homer.
"Well he got over losing Edna rather quickly." Homer observed.
...
Ned's house.
Ned made his new wife Gertrude some tea.
"Hey Honeybunch." He kissed her.
However Gertrude actually was two timing him and sleeping with another man called Henry.
"Daddy can we go to the park today?" Rod asked.
"Oh I'm afraid not Roddy. Daddy's gotta open up the leftoruim." said Ned.
Rod and Todd sighed but accepted this.
The Simpsons.
Modern Bart and Lisa were playing Peekimon.
"Time to duel!" exclaimed Bart.
"Uh, Bart. That's Yu-Gi-Oh!" Lisa corrected.
Bart pulled a silly face at her.
"It's time to do-do-do-do-do-do..." said Yami Yugi getting stuck like a broken LP record.
"Pharaoh stop!" Yugi yelled.
"Well it was nice while the day had no madness while it lasted..." Bart sighed.
Oscar ran in naked wearing a big red shiny clown nose over his nose.
"Oscar! Bumpkin! Please just stop taking your diaper off!"
Bart winced.
"Kallae Kistnaeeeee..." Oscar rasped while running about naked whi,e wearing a red shiny clown nose.
Sweetie put your diaper back on this instant!" Marge reprimanded Oscar.
Oscar frowned and put his diaper back on and taped it up.
"Hey Marge, where's your Tracey Ullman counterpart?" Homer asked.
"I'm here... Ugh... I don't wanna fight no union..." Tracey Ullman Marge was drunk. She was drinking a Long Island ice tea.
Modern Marge sighed.
"Kids come on. Turn off those video game devices! We're gonna visit Mr Flanders next door and his new wife." said Marge.
Bart and Lisa groaned and turned off their devices.
The Simpsons are at home getting ready. Bart's friends are coming over after school to help him prepare for the big prank. This is a good chance for you to get even with Skinner over something. Bart said to himself. He forgot why he was pranking Skinner.
However Oscar is being stupid as usual and singing about the muffin man while juggling things.
"Do you know the muffin man?
The muffin man, the muffin man.
Do you know the muffin man
Who lives in Drury Lane?"
Lisa grimaced.
...
"Hey, stop doing that!" Bart yelled annoyed at Oscar because his silliness annoyed him.
"Shut up! I'm juggling and something is on fire!" Oscar snapped.
"Ay carumba!" Bart yelped. The house is engulfed in flames as the Simpsons all run out of the house. Even Hugo who was in the attic.
The firemen have not arrived yet and the Simpsons are stuck outside as the whole house is now in flames.
Homer arrives furious.
"Bart what did you do now?!" He yells.
"It wasn't me!" Bart yelled as smoke inhalation filled his lungs.
"It was your music that started the fire!" Homer yells.
"Oscar started it!" Bart coughed and spluttered.
Homer is cross with Oscar. "Oscar what did you do?" Homer asks.
"I was singing about the muffin man!" Oscar says, trying to defend himself.
"That wasn't funny!" Homer yells.
"But it was!" Oscar cries.
Marge is disappointed Oscar started a fire but jumps in to defend him from her husband because she believes Oscar can't help his behaviour or actions sometimes. Plus she thinks he's cute.
"The fair is cancelled!" Homer yells. "And we are all going to be grounded for the rest of our lives!"
The Simpsons are baffled by him saying this.
"But the fair is tomorrow!" Lisa protests.
"No it isn't. You are all grounded for the rest of your lives!" Homer yelled.
The kids whined.
"Homer we are going to the fair tomorrow!" Marge said sharply.
Homer sighed annoyed.
"Homer the kids shouldn't be punished for Oscar's actions." said Marge.
"Fine... punish Oscar then." said Homer.
"I can't! He's so adorable!" Marge was um being soppy.
Oscar blushed. "I suppose I am Mrs Simpson." He fidgeted his feet looking humble.
Homer seethed.
Hank seethed. "Why is he still wearing a diaper?!"
Oscar hitched up his tight fitting diaper. It crinkled as he adjusted it.
"Hank stop bullying him!" Marge scolded Hank.
Hank seethed.
...
Eventually the fire brigade arrived and put out the fire.
Homer then spoke with the fire department insurance over destroyed valuables.
"Well there's the Picasso... my collection of classic cars..." said Homer.
"This only covers actual valuables... not made up stuff..." said the firefighter.
"Well that's just great!" Homer said sharply.
Firefighters left with a burnt and ruined Picasso painting.
"My Picasso!" Oscar screamed.
The fire insurance guy face palmed and wrote annoyed "One Picasso painting. Probably worth thousands..." "Thanks a lot kid..."
Oscar gave him a smug look.
Ned went outside to see what the commotion was.
"Well Hi diddly ho- Oh my!" Ned saw their house had sustained fire damage and the firefighters were battling flames.
"Who did this?! Gertrude was it you?!" Ned seemed to be constantly accusing his new wife of things she didn't do.
"No, no no. I was away sleeping with Henry. Or Harold. One of them anyway. They are much better in bed than you! There! I said it!" said Gertrude.
Ned was horrified.
"That weird British supervillain Henry Backwith? He's only a kid... you can't have an affair with him..." Oscar frowned.
"Oz there's many Henrys in the world..." said Hugo.
"Great going Oz, now we have nowhere to live..." Bart told Oscar off.
"Casa Di Flanders is always open." Ned kindly offered.
"Hell no!" Homer yelled as he dislikes Ned. He has disliked him since season one. You fans should know that by now...
"Homer!" Marge said sharply.
"I'll sort this... keep your pants on..." Oscar sighed. He snapped his fingers and in a flash the house was as good as new.
"How?" Lisa asked.
"Don't you remember? I can reset an event that's happened to as if it never happened. I used this power before After Gino shot one of Bart's friends and Otto on the school bus and we all had to hide in Cuba." said Oscar.
"Well, if it never actually happened then, no. How can I remember something that never happened?" Lisa replied.
"Ah, Good point." said Oscar.
Lisa rolled her eyes.
...
"Anyway I can't stop for a chat today Homerino. Diddly. I'm going to work." said Ned.
"Oh! I better go in to work too. Or Mr Burns will fire me again." said Homer.
"Eh. Our lives are messed up at the moment. Bart and Hugo haven't been to school since Mrs Krabappel passed away." said Lisa.
"Okay fine! A substitute teacher has been hired!" Matt ranted like a child.
Oscar gave him a disappointed look.
"I just knitted Bart a sweater!" said Grandma Mona.
"Um that's nice Mona..." said Marge.
"LET HER DIE ALREADY!" Hank screamed. "You're being disrespectful!"
Oscar rolled his eyes.
"Let's go back inside and play Peekimon." said Bart.
"Can't you kids do something outside away from those devices..." Marge sighed.
"Don't worry Mom, we'll imagine we're outside..." Bart smirked.
A while later. Marge must have given up as Bart, Lisa and Oscar were playing Peekimon or Pokegoblins etc.
Bart started imagining he had gone off to the Banjo region of Peekimon Yes version.
Blast Ketchup Bart the Peekimon or Pokegoblin trainer was training Santachoo.
"For I will be the Pokegoblin master!" said Blast.
Santachoo made Pokemon style jabbering where they say their names or part of their name. "Choo Choo!"
"No you ain't. We're here to steal your Santachoo." said Jessica Lovejoy as Jessica and Nelson of Team Sprocket arrived.
"Fat chance." said Blast.
"Fine. Cat Scratch-eth! Fever swipes!"
Martin as Cat Scratch-eth or Meowth... attacked.
"How predictable! Santachoo! Super slobber attack!" said Blast.
"Choo Choo!" Santachoo was getting ready to lick Cat Scratch-eth.
"Egad!" Cat Scratch-eth cried. He fled. "I will not be licked today! It's too undignified!"
Nelson and Jessica sighed.
"You guys really sucked today..." Blast sighed.
"Yeah, yeah. Rub it in won't you..." Nelson growled annoyed.
...
Blast headed off into the nearest city, passing several Pokegoblin trainers waiting along the roads demanding a Pokegoblin battle with anyone they saw pass them.
"Hey come back! I looked at you! Fight my Pokegoblin!" A kid chased Blast.
In um Cyan City, yes that will do. The local Pokegoblin gym was holding a tournament so Pokegoblin trainers from across the world arrived to take part. And some people who didn't train Pokegoblins arrived just to watch.
Blast sighed as the sailor Fuku uniform wearing girl resembling Bart's sister Lisa was there buying tickets to watch the tournament. I fact most of the characters he met so far were there...
Plot 2
The Lisa dressed as a Japanese school girl wearing Sailor Fuku sighed. Blast was probably gonna be sexist again.
"Look the writer says I am here in this very location so deal with it Blast..." said the girl who saved his life when he stormed Emperor Burns's fortress and Smithers turned into a magic girl Sailor Moon type hero.
Pokegoblin trainer Oscar moaned pervertedly as he read a hardcore hentai manga.
Anime universe Hank seethed.
"Go to church prude..." Oscar sighed.
The peasant rice farmer resembling Homer was cooing at his samurai baby who was in her pram.
"Oh who's a cute little samurai baby..."
Maggie the the samurai baby cut his clothes off again.
"D'oh!"
Oscar laughed.
Blast sighed as Listy from the time Lisa and Homer had their own adventures in an anime based adventure, was taking part in the tournament with her girly pink Pokegoblins or Sparklemon etc.
Bart as Blast face palmed.
Milhouse as Trunks was there too.
And Sparklemon trainer Homer.
And Milhouse as the king of dirt with katamari Damacy buckets on his ears and a clown ruff around his neck.
And giant golden Homer.
"Bite my glorious golden ass!" Giant golden Homer yelled.
And Smithers and Emperor Burns.
Emperor Burns muttered.
There was a new character though.
"Oh Blast, Johnny Test is currently doing a Pokemon parody called Tinymon." said Listy.
Johnny Test was there with Dukey.
Blast grimaced.
Anyway it's an anime day dream so someone started fighting someone else in an overly violent anime style battle.
"Henshin a go go! Pretty Smithers magic girl sugar plum fairy mode!" Smithers became a Magic staff Magic girl anime hero.
"Raaaaaaagh!" Trunks Milhouse went Super Saiyan.
"Ay carumba!" said Bart as the front head of the two headed snail.
"I'm the front head!" The Lisa head argued. Fine...
...
In reality.
Homer drives to the plant when he passed a poster for Mr Sparkle dishwasher soap.
"Aaaaaagh! Why do you look like me?!" Homer screamed.
The poster or billboard said nothing. Because it can't.
Homer was confused and horrified a mascot resembled him.
Marge Went to the church to help out. She took Maggie and Eric with her so they wouldn't set fire to the curtains from being left alone.
"Trunks Milhouse your hair looks like Eric's..." Blast said to Trunks Milhouse.
Trunks Milhouse grimaced baffled. Basically he is Milhouse but with wacky spiked anime hair like a troll doll. That might explain why Blast felt he resembled Bart's baby brother Eric Simpson.
"Ay cawumba!" Eric babbled.
And Ned opened his leftorium. He sighed thinking. Is Gertrude cheating on me and taking advantage of me?
Yes, yes she is Ned.
Ned sighed and opened up the store.
His first customer was Oscar. Because Oscar is left handed. Oscar bought all the green and yellow autistic left handed scissors they have in primary school classrooms for the "Special" kids.
Oscar giggled.
Outside on the street where Androids Dungeon is. Bender from Futurama was playing with an X Ray scope projector beam gun thing.
"It's a F ray..." said Farnsworth.
"No that's ray gun that swears at people..." said Oscar.
The X Ray gun revealed a robot hooker was actually not a Fembot! She was a He!
"Oh Calculon! That robot hooker is a He-She!" Bender yelled.
Oscar winced freaked out.
"Yeah I'm soon gonna be all woman honey, why you have to be so stupid?" said the robot hooker.
"Shut up!" Bender yelled.
Comic Book Guy and his Japanese wife looked baffled as they watched this conversation.
At Ned's Leftorium.
"Oscar do you actually need all those scissors..." Ned sighed.
"No..." Oscar rolled his eyes.
Ned sighed as Oscar continued to be annoying by buying all the left handed scissors.
...
Anyway Everyone got home in time for dinner.
"I wonder what's for dinner..." said King Harkinian.
Bart seethed flustered.
"I slept all day until Mr Burns poked me with a ruler." said Homer.
Marge sighed disapproving of his slothful ways.
"Well I helped Reverend Lovejoy at the church again." said Marge.
"I bought all of Ned's stock of left handed scissors! Mwuhahahaha!" said Oscar laughing maniacally.
Marge grimaced exasperated.
"Kids are you still playing those video games?" Tracey Ullman Homer groaned as modern Bart and Lisa were playing Peekimon still.
"Hrrrrrrmmmmm! That's enough video games today! Kids the gutters need cleaning out!" said Marge.
The TV has been left on all day. A cartoon was on.
"Cartoons! Everybody, be quiet!" Oscar hushed everyone as he sat down to watch cartoons.
The Simpsons squinted exasperated.
Oscar was watching Disney's Bonkers.
"Anyway I'm going to Moe's." said Homer.
"Me too." said Tracey Ullman Marge.
Tracey Ullman Homer growled frustrated.
"Scribble Me that's just embarrassing! I don't like drinking! Especially after I was sick after Mr Burns's picnic and when I got hooked on Long Islands!" said Modern Marge.
"Is Moe still in his Carol Channing outfit..." Oscar groaned.
"Oz.. that was a Clockwork Orange reference..." Bart sighed.
However Homer and Tracey Ullman Marge went to Moe's.
Marge went Hmmmmmmmm... embarrassed.
"Hey." said Stewie Griffin. "Shut up." He was watching cartoons with Oscar.
Marge sighed. She found Stewie to be extremely rude.
"Into the playpen, sweetie." Marge put Maggie in her play pen.
(Maggie sucking her pacifier.)
"And if you get hungry, there's lobster." said Inane Brian who was visiting to hang out with Oscar.
"Brian, babies can't eat solids..." Lisa sighed. "Or rich foods."
"Uh even I was already onto banana slices when I arrived here in Season 1. No icky baby mush for me." said Oscar.
...
Anime land.
Blast Ketchup. Listy. Japanese school girl who resembles Lisa, Anime Homer with blue hair and Rice Farmer Homer watched the Peekimon or Pokegoblin fights from the audience seats in one row. In front sat Peekimon trainer Oscar and Trunks Milhouse.
In the arena Johnny Test summoned Cuddlebuns. A tiny purple fairy penguin thing that looks like a Faerie painted Bruce.
A tacky scribble parody of Ash from his Tinymon cartoon and games summed Kadoomerang. A series of monsters with boomerang puns in their names that throw boomerangs. Kadoomerang was a turtle like monster.
Anyway Cuddlebuns evolved into a dragon monster and defeated Kadoomerang.
There was an enthusiastic commentator. Apparently illegal dog fights and bear baiting or beast baiting are freely accepted and legal in Pokemon land and its spoof Peekimon.
Listy, that's Peekimon trainer Lisa, seethed as she's for animal rights etc.
Elsewhere in other Anime spoofs...
Homer woke up in an anime dimension. This dimension was based on the anime One Piece. An anime about pirates who gain magic powers by eating magic fruit.
Homer is Zoro the green haired guy with a katana.
"D'oh!" Homer groaned.
"Zoro quit napping and swab the decks..." said Bart as Monkey D Luffy. It's about pirates. There has to deck swabbing... and peg legs and parrots...
"Awwwwk! Pieces of eight! Pieces of eight!" said a parrot resting on Oscar's shoulders. He wasn't any One Piece character. He was just himself dressed as a cartoon pirate. Ie the hat, wearing an eyepatch, he had a peg leg and a hook etc.
Bart as Monkey grimaced exasperated.
Each of the crew members had eaten some sort of magic fruit. Ie Bart is Monkey D Luffy because he can stretch like Stretchdude.
"Stretchdude and Clobbergirllllll!" Pirate Oscar sang.
Bart groaned.
Anyway as I was saying. Each member of the crew had eaten a magic fruit to gain magic powers. Apparently if you try to eat a second fruit you die.
"Also once we gain super powers... we lose the ability to be able to swim..." Bart as Monkey D Luffy sighed.
"That's why I am wearing water wings..." said Oscar wearing orange fully inflated water wings.
Anyway there was Ace the vampire kid as Sanji the grumpy chef who is a genetically modified organism. Basically Sephiroth but good.
"WHERE IS THE LAMB SAUCE?! YOU DONKEY!" He yelled. Also he shouts like Gordon Ramsay while cooking.
The crew also had a talking skeleton man. Like Grim from Grim Adventures.
"Hi ya Grim!" Billy cheered.
Anyway they sailed the seven seas and did other pirate stuff...
...
Moe's Tavern.
Moe was behind the bar. His regular customers Homer, Lenny, Carl, Barney, Green hat guy and Constantly already drunk guy aka um Larry were drinking. Tracey Ullman Marge was also there as she used to be footloose and fancy free and had no responsibilities or shame.
Tracey Ullman Marge sipped her Long Island cocktail. Moe had to start stocking cocktail ingredients. Well she's a paying customer after all.
This also attracted Comic Book Guy back to the bar.
"I'll have a raspberry schnapps." said Comic Book Guy.
"Okay, but no more for you Appule. You can't handle it." said Moe.
"Ah I don't wanna fight no Union..." said Appule.
Zarbon was embarrassed by him being drunk.
"Now come on my beatest glugs! Let's vandalise the town, attack people in their homes and drink milk!" said Alex DeLarge Moe.
Homer winced.
"Come on, it's my newest religion now..." said Moe. That explains so many things...
Meanwhile Ned was driven mad by Gertrude constantly cheating on him.
"We're married!" Ned yelled.
"Well you're terrible in bed." said Gertrude.
Speaking of characters An AI helped me create. Oscar was at the Flanders house with his ferret Stanley. He was watching Veggietales with Rod and Todd.
"Carrot Jesus! Gehehehehehe!" Oscar laughed hysterically.
Rod and Todd grimaced.
"Gertrude I don't want my boys to be witness to this debauchery!" Ned yelled.
"Oh is this too real for you?" Gertrude ranted in a drunk manner.
The Simpsons house. The attic.
Bart and Hugo are playing poker.
Oscar hurried up the ladder yelling and running about.
"GUYS!" He pants exhausted from climbing the ladder. "GUYSGUYSGUYSGUYS—"
Hugo looks up from poker cards in annoyance*. "What is it, Oscar? You don't have to shout!"
"Nintendo have released a new Peekimon!" Oscar yelled.
...
Anime Land. Peekimon Banjo region.
"Guys!" Oscar burst into the cafe. "GUYSGUYSGUYS..."
"Oz you don't have to yell! What is it?" Blast Ketchup Bart groaned.
"There's dimensional portals to other anime spoofs opening up! I went to One Piece!"
"Ay carumba!" said Blast.
There was a portal to the One Piece spoof.
Bart you've been a character with stretchy powers before... be original..." Lisa as a pirate with magic powers sighed.
"Rubber powers activate!" Bart as Monkey D Luffy stretched about and morphed. "I must only use these powers to annoy!"
Then there was a portal to a spoof of Attack on Titan.
"I keep telling you Eren, we can sort out our man eating giant problem by feeding them Snozzcumbers!" Oscar in the Attack on Titan spoof was being stupid.
Bart as Eren face palmed.
Ace the vampire kid was Armin but with his Attack on Junior High spoof habits ie wearing a blanket because he kept getting cold for some reason.
Lisa was the only girl in the group of Titan hunters with grappling ropes for swinging about on so they can reach the Titans' necks to kill them.
Plot 3
In the One Piece universe.
The Straw Hats were fighting a crew of pirates lead by Sideshow Bob. There was also a guy with explosive boogers. I'm nit kidding this is actually canon!
Pirate Oscar winced. "Seriously... explosive boogers..."
"Aaaaagh! Sideshow Bob!" said Bart as Monkey D Luffy.
Sideshow Bob had the power to generate Lady Deathstrike style razor sharp fingers.
Bob laughed maniacally as the two crews battled.
Also he kept singing songs from Pirates of Penzance...
Bart screamed. "Aaaaaagh! Musical theatre!"
Homer despite that his character is one of the ones without Devil Fruit powers for some reason has the power to shoot broccoli florets at people. He used this power to spray Bart/Monkey D Luffy with broccoli florets.
"Zoro can you not?!" Bart/Monkey yelled.
"Even in this universe I want you to eat your broccoli!" said Homer as Zoro.
Reality.
Marge and Tracey Ullman Marge were running the sandwich shop Mother Hubbards.
Guy Incognito came.
"Homer are you wearing a nice suit? It's so nice! We could be invited to parties!" said Modern Marge.
"Homer? Who's Homer? I'm Guy Incognito!" said Guy Incognito.
Marge grimaced.
Then he spilt boiling hot coffee over himself and screamed.
"Oh no!" said Marge.
"I will sue this franchise!" Guy Incognito cried.
"Oh no! Um Marge you and your entire family are fired!" said Trudy.
"Hooray!" Marge cheered.
"Damn it! They got themselves out of their contract!" Trudy groaned.
Attack on Titan universe.
Oscar was trying to offer the Titans Snozzcumbers.
Ace as Armin sweat dropped.
"There needs to be a BFG Titan..." said Oscar.
Bart as Eren groaned exasperated.
"Come on... eat the snozzcumbers..." Oscar whined.
Bart face palmed.
...
Elsewhere in the Anime dimensions.
Bart was Naruto. Well the numerous cross over fan art says so.
"I'm not doing that thing where Naruto turns himself into a naked lady though..." said Bart.
"Naked lady ninjutsu!" The actual Naruto cried as he transformed into a naked lady.
Bart covered his eyes.
Cousin Hank seethed.
Reality.
Homer and Tracey Ullman Homer took another dead Christmas tree to the dump.
Mr Sparkle appeared and spoke Japanese.
Homer and Tracey Ullman Homer screamed.
There also headless Malibu Stacey dolls with rats hiding in them and perfectly good basketball halves with raccoons in them.
However today the Homers found something new. Growlches, the furry red shiny nosed cartoon creatures from a cartoon Oscar likes watching.
They were being sappy and kind and friendly.
Homer groaned as he hates cutesy kid shows.
Also all the Growlches on the pile of garbage meteor from Futurama died...
Elsewhere in the anime dimensions.
Marge was Sailor Moon.
Princess Yee Dinosaur, another random character I made up, was obsessed with the character Prince Endymion.
"Endymiooooon!" She cried. "Also Yee."
"In the name of the moon I will punish you!" said Marge as Sailor Moon.
"The moon turns me into a werewolf." said Professor Lupin.
"(Snarling) Diddly!" said Werewolf Flanders.
Elsewhere in Simpsons Bleach.
Homer is Ichigo.
"Aaaaaaagh! I'm ginger!" Homer screamed.
I um don't watch Bleach. Um it probably has Japanese Death Gods in it, Shinigamis.
Also Bart in this anime spoof is a villain. Because why not?
"Big brothers... you know why they're born first? To protect the little ones that come after them! What kind of brother says that he'll KILL his own sister?! Even a MONSTER shouldn't say that!" Homer as Ichigo yells an actual line from Bleach.
Hugo in the Bleach universe grimaced.
"Shut up Freak!" Ichigo Homer yelled.
...
Reality.
Marge went out to help Lovejoy at the church again. However story arcs that have happened since meant the Parson, Tim's boss was around.
"The Parson!" Marge gasped.
The parson sang like Bing Crosby while practicing his golf swings. I'm not sure how this guy is the holiest man in Springfield but then again Lovejoy collects trains...
Then the stained glass windows spoke to Tim again.
"Ay carumba!" Saint Bartholomew exclaimed.
Bart face palmed.
"Oh glorious saints! I am depressed and fed up about my job again!" Reverend Lovejoy lamented.
"Don't have a sacred cow man!" said Saint Bartholomew in the voice of Bart.
"No that's Hinduism. You're a Christian saint." said Lovejoy.
"Eat my robes..." said Saint Bartholomew.
Bart sighed. "Mom this is boring... it's like doing community service..."
"Lard Lad is doing community service." said Oscar.
Bart grimaced exasperated. "Lard Lad is doing community service. The donut store statue is doing community service?!"
"Yes." said Oscar.
"Why?" Bart asked.
"Because someone brought him to life again and he went on a giant monster rampage." Oscar explained.
"Anyway how are we helping Reverend Lovejoy?" Bart asked.
"Your Mom is making sandwiches for the church fair because a few episodes ago we were running a sandwich take away, like Subways basically." said Oscar.
Quiffy was eating a steak and cheese hoagie.
Bart sighed and got out his Nintendo DS or whatever and played Peekimon.
Matge grumbled as he wasn't helping out.
"Also that... is freaking me out..." said Bart pointing to the talking stained glass windows.
"Nah nah nanana... nah nah... Stop! Saint time!" St Bartholomew sang time MC Hammer.
"Saint Bartholomew please take this vision seriously!" Lovejoy whined to his stained glass windows of saints who died violently.
"Get bent! You're the looney loon who's imagining his stained glass windows are talking to him..." said Saint Bartholomew.
Lovejoy face palmed.
"Hey has anyone seen my head..." St Bartholomew lost his head..."
Oscar chuckled.
...
Meanwhile in Peekimon or Pokegoblin dimension.
Vegeta in a dress, Minerva Mink, Weegee, Theo Huxtable and an exploding leprechaun were waiting in a police station waiting room as Bill Cosby was being charged for drugging women and having sex with them while they were semi conscious.
"Jibby jabber jim jam! I'm innocent! I did nothing wrong! Frazzle Snazzle!" Bill Cosby spoke gibberish. Yes you did. Dick...
"Vegeta what is his fine?" Nappa asked.
"It's over 9000!" Vegeta in a dress yelled. "Peekimon dollars."
"What 9000?!" Nappa yelled.
The leprechaun blew up.
"Uh okay..." said Theo Huxtable.
In an anime dimension that's a spoof of Cardcaptors.
Lisa was Sakura and constantly wearing cutesy but sappy cosplay outfits while trying to seal elemental beings into cards with the Clow staff.
Several fans drew Bart as Li Syaroan. However in my fanon Oscar is Li because originally I based his design on Li in his green swordsman outfit before deciding to give him bigger hair...
"Yes the big hair..." Oz sighed as he looked up at his wacky hair do.
A girl with a video camera kept following them around while they got into anime battles with the elemental beings from the Clow cards.
Retro Oscar when I still drew him to resemble Li was fighting with a magic sword and ofuda (paper talisman magic).
Teddy, Oscar's living teddy bear creature who has a big round wet shiny black nose was Kero (Cerberus) because Chibi Kero looks like a winged teddy bear.
"I am not a teddy bear!" Kero yelled.
In reality Bart was playing Peekimon.
"Maybe we should get some fresh air." said Lisa.
"Hold on I want to trade my fire butt monkey for a flower frog." said Bart.
Lisa sighed.
"Hehehehe... fire butt monkey..." Oscar laughed.
Anyway all the anime dimensions started gathering probably because of Ansem unleashing the Heartless again.
"Supreme Darkness!" Ansem yelled.
"Ansem why are you doing this..." Blast Ketchup Bart sighed.
"Um... because Rose won't marry me!" said Ansem. Because Billy Zane is in friggin Titanic!
Um okay..." said Pokemon parody Bart.
Oscar winced.
...
Meanwhile in the Studio Ghibli universe.
Bart and Lisa were a two headed or Siamese snail with two front ends that couldn't decide who was the front.
"I'm the front!" said Bart.
"No I am!" said Lisa.
"No I am!" said Bart.
"No I am!" said Lisa.
Patty and Selma were witches on brooms from Kiki's delivery service.
Gerald was the giant baby from Spirited Away.
Oscar's round headed bald cartoon baby toon monster gawked baffled.
Santa's Little Helper was Haku the river dragon god.
Milhouse was a flying nose with wings.
Pit from a Kid Icarus winced. Flying noses are monsters in Kid Icarus.
Kimiko's father was No Face.
Apu's store walked about on mechanical legs.
Otto was the Cat Bus.
Jimbo, Dolph and Kearney were a three headed dragon. Or Hewdraw.
Pit winced.
Attack on Titan.
Bart, Ace, Milhouse and Lisa were fighting the Titans.
"Look guys! I found the BFG!" said Oscar stood on shoulder of the BFG, The Big Friendly Giant.
Bart grimaced exasperated.
They were fighting the smiling Titan who had eaten Marge in this universe.
Oscar wasn't much help as he kept tossing Snozzcumbers at the Titans.
"Which one of you big jerks is the Fleshlumpeater?" Oscar asked.
The Titans were incapable of speaking except the Beast Titan. And besides they were too busy trying to catch Oscar.
Bart as Eren was exasperated by Oscar's actions and his BFG references.
Anyway that dimension too was connected with the others because of Billy Zane Ansem.
"This world has bean connected."
"Okay we don't need anymore madness..." Eren Bart groaned.
"What happened?! I was watching a Peekimon battle..." Bart as Blast Ketchup groaned.
...
Naruto universe.
"Um Sasuke Milhouse... more universes are fusing with this void we're in..." said Bart as Naruto.
"I am too busy being angsty and an edge lord to prove to my evil brother who killed our entire family..." said Milhouse as Sasuke.
"Okay..." said Bart.
"Gaara I can't sleep. Pour some sleepy sand oh Sandman!" said Oscar as a Naruto character.
"I keep telling you I'm not the friggin Sandman!" Gaara yelled.
Bart Naruto laughed.
Plot 4