Pranks-A-Lot Bart goes on a pranking spree to win a YouTube award, the platinum raspberry. Then the the teachers get their revenge on him. There's also easily upset SJWs lead by a new teacher who hates pranking. Also Oscar is upset about a dearly departed celebrity passing on.
Plot
The titles play with the singing choir. "The Simpsooooooons"
"Season 26!" Chief Wiggum sings. Chief we're already on the sixth episode...
The Billboard gag is for Buzz Cola. "With enough sugar to put you in a diabetic coma." That's real nice Buzz Co...
The chalkboard gag is: " I will not clown around in class".Bart so far has wrote 28 lines.
The couch gag is that Mario and Luigi from Nintendo are sitting there.
...
The opening scene is of the school, a bell trills telling everyone that lessons have begun or ended or something.
Well actually it's time for assembly.
"Come on, keep it moving, the sooner we get in, the sooner we get out." A substitute teacher called Carol was instructing Bart's class to head to assembly.
Bart and Milhouse laugh wickedly as if they are planning a prank.
"Man, YouTube shows the best, this one got the highly coveted Platinum Raspberry Award last year!" said Milhouse.
"I can't reference things! Make it a lame parody or anagram!" Matt wept.
You are allowed to reference things...
"Also Milhouse stop randomly bolding or putting the text in italics..." Hugo sighed.
Milhouse winced.
"Outstanding stuff, for sure….but I can do better." Bart boasted smugly.
Bart, Milhouse and the other students go into the auditorium for the assembly….
"Hehehehe..." Butthead Memorial Hall..." Nelson chuckled.
"Ahem! No I can do better...Simpson..." said Ace, a young blond vampire boy wearing a cartoon helicopter beanie in bright colours. The blades on top spun around. Ace was in Third Grade, Ms McConnell's class.
Bart sighed and rolled his eyes.
"When will you submit a prank to Youtube? I mean, you know…pranks are what you do best." said Milhouse.
"Pouncing is what I do best! Banzai!" Teddy, Oscar's living teddy bear creature pounced on Oscar.
"Oof!" Oscar grunted.
Bart sighed.
"Funny you should ask that, Milhouse old bean…." Bart smirked like a Cheshire Cat.
Oscar sipped tea from a tea cup while holding in his other hand its saucer. Bart frowned at him. "What? You said Old bean."
Alvin zapped Hugo.
"By Jove!" Hugo started speaking Limey.
Oscar glared at Alvin.
...
Bart and Milhouse walk around looking for their seats…
"It gets harder every season to find a seat..." said Bart.
That's because of all the new one off characters... Among the original cast of oddball characters that attended Springfield Elementary.. the seats also were filled by Luca$, Lisa's vegan friend Marge bribed, Diggs etc.
"In this backpack is enough to win me a giant Platinum Raspberry…." said Bart holding his backpack. A prank was inside.
"Whoever keeps randomly making words bold, knock it off..." Oscar seethed.
"What are you gonna do?" Milhouse asked.
"What you gonna do when they come for you..." Oscar sang Bad Boys.
Bart scowled at him.
Ace sulked as he felt he was the better prankster.
Bart and Milhouse sit right down in their seats…
"And stop with the excessive ellipses..." Oscar seethed.
"Keep your shirt on and make sure the video camera in your phone is fully juiced…." said Bart.
"Check!" said Milhouse. He frowned. "About keeping my phone juiced. I will not keep my shirt on!"
"Why?!" Bart yelled as Milhouse had no shirt on so was naked from the waist upwards.
"I want to show off my sexy body to Lisa..." said Milhouse.
Lisa face palmed. "I'm not interested Milhouse..."
Cousin Hank seethed.
"Go to your safe space Karen..." Oscar sighed.
Hank glared at him.
"Milhouse none of the girls like you..." said Bart.
Skinner walks around over to the podium on the auditorium stage….and everybody else begins going crazy by throwing Frisbees and paper airplanes and all sorts of flying objects around the auditorium…
Also a fan fiction writer kept calling him Armin. That episode sucked.
A fat blue haired 72 genders cat person seethed. "He is Armin Tanzanian in my fanon!"
Oscar frowned at Them.
...
"Settle down, everybody, today's special assembly is in response to a growing number of complaints we've received from parents, teachers and law enforcement officers about rude behavior and pranks performed by members of our…..nay, my student body." said Skinner.
"Someone drew a chalk outline around your student body years ago, Skinner!" said Nelson heckling.
Kids laughed.
"Thank you for so deftly illustrating the problem, Nelson…" said Skinner.
Kids chuckle.
"Did he call me deaf?!" Nelson asked in shock.
Beethoven Nelson shrugged.
Bart winced baffled.
"What?" Dolph asked.
"I get the strangest sense of Deja Vu..." said Bart.
"Yeah we had this assembly during Christmas..." said Oscar.
"Wasn't that when that obnoxious Ice Bishop supervillain guy kept making hackneyed ice puns..." Milhouse sighed.
"Milhouse we are not taking that fruit loop seriously... He's a crazy refrigerator salesman. That is all..." said Bart.
"Now, if you will all quiet down and take your seats, we have with us today a national expert on all things concerning etiquette and good behaviour… Dr. Joan Bonnie Mulligan," said Skinner.
Only he claps as a stern, smarty dressed woman in office attire and a pencil skirt paced onto the stage with a rhythm of clicking from her high heeled shoes.
The kids glare at her.
"Boo!" Jimbo jeered.
"Ugh..." Kearney jeered.
"Hiss..." Dolph heckled.
"Go back to Italy..." Nelson yelled.
Lisa glared at Nelson. "Why did I go out with him..." She thought, glaring at the bully.
Girls put their fingers in their mouths and whistled, cheering for Dr Mulligan.
The boys jeered.
Lisa sighed.
...
"Thank you, Principal Skinner, and good morning, everyone, I'm here today to help you all become more polite, kinder members of society." said Dr Mulligan.
Children glare at her.
"The first issue we will address is rumours…." Mulligan explained.
"I heard a rumour that you're an idiot..." Oscar rudely heckled.
Kids laughed.
Dr Mulligan sighed and frowned.
"She wired the seats to deliver electric shocks unless we shut up…pass it on." Bart whispered to Milhouse.
Kids whisper to each other.
"How quiet the room is suddenly…what a marvellous group of children you have here, Principal Skinner!" said Dr Mulligan.
"Eerily quiet…just like in 'Nam, right before an attack…Bart's behind this, no doubt!" Skinner though to himself.
The 72 genders nerd seethed as they wanted to refer to Skinner as Armin. Well that ain't happening.
"We will also address pranks, and how they can lead to hurt feelings and humiliation." said Dr Mulligan.
Kids glare at her.
"I wish she'd just keel over and die..." Oscar seethed to himself in internal monologue.
Cut to Bart whispering to Milhouse…
"She just said the magic word…start filming." said Bart. He sneaks away off somewhere.
Milhouse starts recording.
"I need to follow that little-" Skinner spotted Bart sneaking off backstage.
"Leaving us without a word, Principal Skinner?" Dr Mulligan asked in a sharp, authoritative tone.
"No!" Skinner bleated.
"That's not a good example to set." Dr Mulligan asked with a frown.
Skinner cleared his throat. "No, I suppose it's not."
"Now, a gentleman knows that the polite way to take his leave is to wait for a lull in the conversation." said Dr Mulligan.
Then shut up, you old bat... Skinner seethed in an internal thought.
...
Cut to Bart in the school hallways…
Bart hummed absentmindedly a tune while walking about.
"And gracefully beg the pardon of all in the room." Off screen in an echo over the top of Bart's scene we hear Dr Mulligan's unreasonable demands.
"Oh man... I almost feel sorry for Skinner." Bart sighs. He stops. "Almost..."
"I (Skinner coughs) beg your pardon..." Skinner meekly chokes out his words.
"Nope, not sorry, because that's just too pathetic." Bart snarked, smirking as he set up his prank.
"And then he thanks his host and hostess…" said Dr Mulligan.
Man Skinner's letting this woman push him around...
"Maybe he'll thank me for putting him outta his misery."
"Which he will do again formally with a hand written thank you note..." said Dr Mulligan fixing a hawkish stare upon Skinner.
Bart rolled his eyes.
Stink bomb…whoopee cushion…cord…banana…and a bucket filled with-"
"Hey! You there!" Martin yells.
Martin arrives on screen wearing a hall monitor sash.
"What are you doing?"
"Eat my shorts." Bart responds.
Martin is baffled by this request.
On second thought, eat this banana instead." Bart offered him a banana.
"Why?" Martin asked.
"I'm not hungry, and I need the peel." said Bart.
Martin frowned.
"Squeal, and you're dead..." Bart glared at Martin.
"Rather than with ballpoint pen, the note is best written with quill and ink…" Dr Mulligan is still bossing Skinner about.
Quiet…too quiet…my senses have never felt keener!" Skinner is paranoid.
Outside Bart has taped Martin's mouth shut and stuffed him in a locker to keep him quiet.
...
On stage.
Skinner sniffs as he detects things with his keen green beret senses...
"Chalmers…..Bart…whoopee cushion…stink bomb….and a bucket filled with…"
"Chocolate pudding!" He gasped.
Skinner gets into his action hero mode. Or 'Nam mode.
Bart smirks as he sets off the prank.
"Must... capture... the... boy... before... it's too late..." Skinner pants.
Skinner slips on a banana peel. "Whooooooa!"
And he crashes into Dr Mulligan.
"Oh!" Dr Mulligan gasped as they both fall over each other.
Dr. Mulligan lands right on the whoopee cushion…
It lets out a rude fart sound.
Dr Mulligan glares. "Who made that impertinent sound?!"
A stink bomb goes off, filling the room with foul smelling green fumes.
Skinner pulls on a rope to pick him self up.
The bucket of chocolate pudding dumps all over Dr. Mulligan's head and shoulders…
Kersplat!
"Oh!" Dr Mulligan groans.
There is silence and crickets chirping.
Suddenly there is uproar as the children laugh and cheer.
Bart arrives on stage to see his laughing audience. Kids cheer and whistle. Bart humbly bows to them.
Lisa seethes and glares at Bart.
Plot 2
The aftermath of the prank.
Kids cheer Bart surrounding him in a boisterous crowd and crowd surfing him out of the assembly hall.
"Yaaaaaay!" They cheer.
"Wow!" said Sherri.
"Kudos!" said Terri.
"Ha!" Nelson laughed.
"Gadzooks!" Rex, the theatre kid lamented. The one that shouted at Ms Hoover.
Bart winced at him.
"Mittens!" said Ralph.
Bart frowned at him.
"My peeps. Thank you. Thank you so much." Bart bowed to his fans.
The kids cheered.
Lisa frowned.
Cut to Milhouse in the auditorium seats…
"That was quite possibly Bart's best prank ever..." said Milhouse.
"Waffle-Snaffle!" Oscar rasped running back in. "Forgot my teddy bear that's somehow alive..."
Milhouse winced.
We then cut to Skinner and Dr Mulligan.
Dr Mulligan cried out offended and repulsed as chocolate pudding dripped everywhere from her hair and soiled clothes.
"Murder…mitigating circumstances…5 to 15 years... Totally worth it..." Skinner considers killing Bart for humiliating him.
"Skiiiiiiinnnnneeeeerrr!" Chalmers yelled.
"Yes sir?" Skinner asked.
"This time Bart has gone too far!" Chalmers yelled.
"I agree sir!" said Skinner.
"Ugh... please don't toady up to me..." Chalmers sighed.
Skinner sighed.
...
Corridors outside the assembly hall.
Awesome!" said Richard. Bart's grey haired friend with the snazzy blue jacket.
"Yay Bart!" said Lewis. Bart's black friend. It is clear everyone is elated.
"Radical!" said Milhouse cheering.
"Seymour, it's a good thing I take out extra liability insurance for your assemblies or the entire distract would be flat broke…you four in Skinner's office… Pronto!" Chalmers sends Bart and his friends to Skinner's office.
"It's Armin!" The 72 genders identifies as a cat screamed.
"No it ain't..." said Oscar bluntly.
Dr Mulligan wept humiliated. Also she was probably upset over her clothes too.
"Um... apologies ma'am. Perhaps if you would observe me scolding these for hooligans in Seymour's office." said Chalmers.
Meanwhile back in the school hallways by the door to Armin's office…
"Milhouse, you're a dink, but as long as you and Bart are pulling off pranks of this quality, you're all right!" said Nelson.
Milhouse blushed and grinned.
"Dink the dinosaur..." Oscar chuckled. Um he likes that cartoon...
Nelson rolled his eyes.
There are raised voices ie a man bellowing from inside Skinner's office.
"I hope Bart's okay in there." said Milhouse.
"Bart's made of strong stuff, Unlike weepy over here..." Nelson frowned at Oscar.
"Yeah I cried in season 2 after getting told off by Skinner... I was only two then..." Oscar whined.
Bart leaves the office with Lewis and Richard.
"Bart you're alive!" Milhouse gasped.
"No he's a zombie!" Oscar had to be stupid.
Bart glared at him.
"Naturally…and I'm suspended for 3 days." said Bart grinning.
"Lucky dog..." Nelson sighed.
"Wow!" said Chuck from second grade.
...
"Look, I posted the video to Youtube 40 minutes ago, and it's already got 31,592 views…you're a hit" said Milhouse.
"That's not an amusing enough number! It should be OVER 9000!" Oscar yelled.
Everyone gave him deadpan glances as crickets chirp.
"Oz definitely needs Ritalin..." said Bart.
"Most impressive, Man." Nelson slaps Bart on the back in a chummy manner of friendship.
"Impressive. Most impressive." said Darth Vader.
Bart gawked at the fourth wall.
"Oz stop with the cameos..." Milhouse sighed.
"Yeah, what Nelson said." Jimbo grinned.
Look, guys, I want that Platinum Raspberry Award…I wanna shake hands with all the best pranksters of our time, checking first, of course, for joy buzzers." said Bart.
Everyone chuckles.
"Go home and spread the word…send the link to my prank on Youtube to everyone you know… Make it go viral!" said Bart.
"Viral! Viral! Viral!" Everyone chanted.
Skinner is peeking from his office door. He gasped.
"Viral?! Heavens! Do they mean germ warfare?!"
"No sir... They mean by spreading an idea or video around, via the internet. Make enough people see it and it becomes a meme..." said Martin.
There's a fade to commercials.
"Pizza Pizza!l Oscar yelled.
"Oz you don't need to to do the commercials..." Bart sighed.
"Another day, another dollar..." Hugo sighed.
"Oh yeah... I have a twin now... I wonder what he was up to today..."
"Nothing much... but I'll be seeing you in the attic later..l for surgery..." Hugo cackled evilly.
Bart shivered and whimpered.
Oscar rolled his eyes at Hugo.
Everyone else was chatting about Bart's prank. They were still in fits of giggles about it.
...
Bart's room. Bart is on his computer watching YouTube.
"Don't make me use the real name!" Matt sobbed.
Bart rolled his eyes.
He watches the hits or views on his video increase rapidly as he gets thumbs up and positive comments.
"Cool!" said Bart delighted.
Lisa cane in simmering with a face like thunder.
"What do you get out of disrupting assembly and humiliating Skinner like that?!" Lisa yelled.
"Cheap laughs..." Bart smirked.
Lisa seethed.
"You're lucky Oscar broke Mom and Dad into a depressed gibbering state again.. Dad is outside on the swings eating sunflower seeds with Cailou's dad and Mom is drinking win all day and crying..." Lisa yelled.
"Excellent..." Bart copied Mr Burns.
Lisa screamed and stormed out.
Bart returned to watching his view count on his prank sky rocket.
One Prankster was not happy about his fame...
At Grimly Hills, Ace's mansion.
Ace scowled while watching Bart get more and more popular.
"I'm ze best prankster here! Not him! This is nu asa bun..." He slipped into Romanian.
Back at the Simpsons. Bart wondered what Oscar was up to.
Oscar's bedroom. Teddy was sniffing his diaper again with his big wet shiny black nose. Oscar blushed and sweated.
"Yeah we're not doing that..." Bart sighed in narration.
Oscar scowled and sat there wearing just a diaper.
Cousin Hank seethed.
"Can I at least go to the bird universe..." said Oscar as Teddy sniffed his diaper with his big wet shiny black nose.
"Uh no..." said Bart.
...
Dinner.
"Bad news kids. There's no goulash tonight." said Marge softly bringing the bad news.
"She burnt it..." said Oscar.
Marge looked like she was about to cry.
Lisa cut in immediately. "Mom is under a lot of stress because of Bart's behaviour at school today! Which you won't let her be mad about!" Lisa yelled at Oscar.
Oscar glared at Lisa.
"People need to grow a funny bone round here sis... It was just a silly prank on that miserable toad Dr Mulligan..." said Bart.
"Yeah it was funny..." Oscar chuckled.
Lisa seethed. Bart smirked and high fives Oscar.
Homer scowled.
"He got told off at work..." said Oscar in a loud whisper.
"Damn right I have." Homer seethed. "Do you know how humiliating it was to get a call from Skinner to say you had been suspended for three days over a bucket of chocolate pudding?!" Homer yelled.
"Chocolate pudding eh?" Cousin Hank asked.
"Yeah. Oscar helped cook up the pudding." said Bart.
"I got up at four in the morning to make it." Oscar said with a smirk.
Bart face palmed.
Oscar chuckled.
"Why?!" Hank winced.
"Hank no!" Bart whined.
"Because I have lost control of my life..." Oscar grinned.
Bart head-butted the table and growled frustrated.
Marge sighed.
Oscar sang about Frank n beans. (Sausages and beans in Blighty)
"I'll get the chloroform..." Hugo groaned getting up to get some chloroform and a rag to knock Oscar out.
"Certainly not dear, sit down and eat your dinner..." said Marge to Hugo.
Homer seethed while glaring at Bart.
...
After dinner. Everyone watches evening TV. Possibly a Troy McClure film.
"Yeah... Gladys the Groovy Mule." said Homer.
Oscar chuckled.
Bart sat down.
Homer was still mad at him for getting suspended from school. "Bart..." he seethed.
Bart gave him an impertinent look.
"I think you should go to your room early tonight. I'm disappointed in you." Homer said in cold, icy tone of quiet anger.
"And I say you should eat sunflower seeds in the yard with Cailou's dad, Beta Dad..." Oscar seethed.
Homer whimpered.
Lisa scowled at Oscar.
"So this is a Bart gets to do whatever he wants episode..." Hank sighed. "Because you're his friend..."
Oscar nodded in a cartoonish manner. Making a sound like a bucket clanging.
Hank face palmed.
"Actually I don't mind going to my room... seen this sucky movie loads of times..." said Bart.
"No internet tonight!" Homer tried to enforce a punishment.
"Yes internet. Beta dad..." Oscar glared at Homer.
Homer whimpered.
Lisa seethed. "Dad man up..."
"Beta!" Oscar cut in.
Homer recoiled in pain.
Bart laughed.
Oscar laughed too.
Marge sighed disappointed.
Bart went up to his room. He sat at his desk and looked at his Prank that Milhouse recorded and uploaded to YouTube.
The views were now in the millions.
"Awesome!" Bart cooed.
Plot 3
The next day, Bart got up early with everyone else despite not needing too.
"Uh Bro... you're suspended..." said Hugo yawning as he climbed down the attic ladder.
"I'm gonna spend the morning pranking you all..." said Bart chuckling.
Hugo sighed.
At breakfast.
"Marge please make me a fry up." said Homer.
"Hrrrrrrmmmm... Homer Hibberts said you need to cut down on the fatty foods..." said Marge.
Homer sighed. "Fine... I'll have some oatmeal..." He frowned as he loved greasy fried food.
Bart arrives humming to the Simpsons theme.
"Put it there pal." He wanted Oscar to shake his hand in a friendly gesture.
Oscar thought nothing suspicious clasped Bart's right hand.
"Yaaaaaaaaiiieeee!" Something shocked him.
Bart was wearing a joy buzzer. "He laughed a nasally laugh.
"Hmmmm... Bart sit down dear..." Marge sighed.
Bart sat at the table and ate his breakfast.
Marge serves Homer his oatmeal. Homer sighed and tried a spoonful. Suddenly he scrunched up his face as if it tasted awful. He spat out the mouthful.
"Marge I asked for sugar on my oatmeal! Not salt!" Homer yelled.
He got up and washed the saltiness off of his tongue with water from the tap.
Bart chuckled.
"But I used the sugar pot..." said Marge.
Bart snickered. "Guilty as charged... I own up! I poured out the sugar into a jug. Poured the salt from the shaker into the sugar pot and finally, the sugar into the salt shaker..."
Marge frowned at him.
"Bart that's not funny..." said Marge.
"It's funny to the prankster..." said Bart.
Marge sighed vexed.
Suddenly...
"WHY IS THERE MEAT IN MY SHOES?!" Hugo screamed from the hall.
"Hugo no raised voices..." Marge sighed. Hugo comes in with raw minced meat pouring out of his sneakers.
"That's still not as funny as Teddy screaming about Bacon in the soap..." Oscar grinned.
Teddy, his living teddy bear creature frowned at him.
...
Everyone is at school or work. Bart is loafing around in his room while suspended. He goes on YouTube.
Bart is staring at his portable computer screen on his bed) "Cool, 14,908,532 hits…an all-time Youtube record…I'm gonna win that Platinum Raspberry!"
His computer chimed.
"Another e-mail…congratulations, no doubt…but-what? it's from the administrator at Youtube!"
Oscar arrived in a puff of green smoke.
"Did you use copyrighted music in any of your YouTube videos?!" Oscar gasped.
"No... It's a nice email. They liked my prank!"
"Oh... Well back to math class..." Oscar vanished.
Bart shrugged. He reads the email.
"Best prank ever. For now, anyway. Congratulations, punk…your prank scored the most hits of any post yet, so you are cordially invited to this year's Platinum Raspberry Award ceremony in Capital City. Our people will pick you up tomorrow after school. Yours Truly, Idle Hans." Fake name!
"I did it…I did it…I'm getting the Platinum Raspberry…Capital City, here I come!" Bart cheered.
At school.
Oscar and Ace were dismayed to find Dr Mulligan and the SJWs clamped down on pranking because it hurt their feelings.
Ace groaned.
"Grow a damn spine! Practical jokes are funny!" Oscar yelled.
SJW dorks scowled at him.
"We live in a joke free society!" said one of the overly sensitive souls.
Oscar painted clown makeup on his face and sprayed his hair green. He whipped out his handgun.
"We live in a society..." he said menacingly.
"Oz no... that's too far..." said Ace pushing his gun down.
Oscar sighed.
Ace walks him to class.
"Tell another joke Murray..." said Oscar.
"Oz... murderous clowns aren't funny..." Ace sighed.
At home, Bart was bored stiff. He laid on his bed and read a comic.
"So that ruffian was only my age Radioactive Man. A kid..." said Fallout Boy in Bart's imagination as he read the comic.
"Yes Fallout Boy. Because he wasn't at school like he should be." said Radioactive Man.
Bart rolled his eyes. "Don't go all moral guardian on me Radioactive Man..."
...
Bart's room after school. His siblings and Oscar are now home.
Bart read his email again.
"Best prank ever. For now, anyway. Congratulations, punk…your prank scored the most hits of any post yet, so you are cordially invited to this year's Platinum Raspberry Award ceremony in Capital City. Our people will pick you up tomorrow after school. Yours Truly, Idle Hans."
Oscar gawked at the screen and frowned.
"Great Huh?" Bart grinned.
"Bart... Idle Hans is clearly a fake name..." said Oscar.
"Uh?" said Bart.
"Ugh... Maya Normous Butt... Amanda Hugandkiss..." Oscar explained.
Bart groaned crestfallen. "So I didn't win..."
"You still might with those views!" said Oscar encouraging him.
Lisa enters Bart's bedroom…
Lisa frowned. "It's a shame to see simple assault rewarded like it was a good thing…"
"Shut up Lis..." Bart snapped back.
"Yeah shut up..." said Oscar.
Lisa sighed vexed. She sat on Bart's bed.
"What is the point in life annoying people and hurling pies at them?!" She rolled her eyes.
Bart frowned at her. "It's funny..."
"No it's not! I don't find being covered in rancid pudding when I open a door funny..."
"Pudding...? Whatever happened to the humble bucket of water?" Oscar asked.
Bart crossed his arms and gave Oscar a peeved look. "Too tame... a couple of minutes of wet hair and wet clothes... I prefer sticky or foul smelling liquids... The humiliation lasts longer..."
Lisa frowned at Bart.
"Yeah I don't wanna agree with Little Miss Bossy here but I don't mind a few moments of giggles and a light hearted soaking... Anything worse than that jeez! You a sociopath or something?" Oscar winced.
"Oz.., tame pranks are mainstream now... not rebellious..." Bart sighed.
"Yeah well Missy... that prank didn't hurt anyone... Except my sides! Gahahahaha!" Oscar cracked up laughing.
Bart smirked at him.
"Yeah whatever..." Lisa sighed annoyed.
Bart and Oscar decided to watch more pranking videos.
Lisa heard them guffawing as she headed to her room.
..
The power plant has pay toilets now. This is Mr Burns after all, of course he'd be stingy...
Lenny and Carl are waiting outside a pay toilet.
"He paid for one hour. He's been in there for three," Carl sighed.
"Doo Dee doo de doo!" Homer sang absentmindedly in the toilet.
Lenny sighed. "At least he's not singing Witch Doctor in there..."
Carl hissed between his teeth in frustration.
"Klachdachbrach! Kalalalala Zippy dee doo dah!" Oscar rasped in gibberish.
Carl sighed. "How did you bypass security..."
"I um helped." said Hugo carrying a thermos sized bottle of chloroform and a rag.
Homer groaned annoyed from in the toilet.
"My father's in there right now... isn't he..." Hugo sighed being extremely formal.
"Yeah..." said Carl.
"I am crying about my son Bart the destroyer!" Homer groaned.
"Him committing light hearted pranks does not make him the destroyer!" Oscar seethed. "He has brought us laughter..."
Homer leaves the toilet and scoffs.
"Is Dennis the Menace the destroyer? Is Luan Loud the destroyer? Is Bloo the destroyer?!" Oscar ranted.
"Yes! Yes! Yes! To all three! Damn it Oz!" Homer seethed.
"Homer, your son's pranks can be mean spirited. I am mad at him for what he did to my bird bath. But I think you're being a killjoy..." said Carl.
Homer gasped.
"Yeah you're a killjoy..." Oscar seethed.
"What did Bart do to Carl's bird bath?" Hugo winced.
Homer wept and locked himself in the toilet.
"Damn it!" Carl groaned.
"He sealed himself in." said Hugo.
Lenny and Carl sighed.
"I wanna head home Oz... I have to revise my Klingon... I uh like to speak in Klingon to Database..." said Hugo.
Oscar rolled his eyes.
"We better go before Nr Burns releases the bionic pigs..." said Hugo.
Oscar winced.
"Come on Homer! I drank three coffees this morning!" Carl groaned.
...
Bart's room. He is watching his prank where his Rube Goldberg prank resulted in that hag Mulligan getting covered in chocolate pudding.
He laughed heartedly.
Oscar snickered.
"We both know Lisa's a misery guts over jovial pranks, but what would Hugo think of this?" Oscar asked.
Bart shivered and whimpered.
"Oz I am still scared of him..." Bart stammered.
"Bart it's been 18 years..." Oscar groaned.
Bart looked forlorn.
Oscar rolled his eyes.
Oscar rings Hugo's cellphone. Because he is too lazy to go up to the attic.
The attic. Hugo's Myphone rings and rumbles.
Igor, Hugo's deformed lab hunchback assistant answers it.
"What?! What do you want from him?!" Igor yelled like the blue Marilyn Manson thing from Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy.
"Kalahoohoo! I am calling Hugo!" Oscar replied occasionally having tics of gibberish.
"What do you want me to do about it?" Igor yelled.
"Give Hugo the phone..." Oscar sighed.
"No!" Igor yelled.
"Igor..." Oscar seethed.
"Speak to him yourself!" Igor yelled.
"Where is he though?!" Oscar asked.
"How the heck should I know?!" Igor yelled.
Hugo took the phone and frowned at his lab assistant for being rude to Oscar on the phone.
"Oz what is it..." Hugo sighed.
"Wanna watch Bart's prank?" Oscar asked.
"Oz I saw it first hand at assembly..." Hugo groaned.
Oscar whined.
Hugo groaned flustered.
We cut to Bart's room. Hugo is watching the prank on YouTube with Bart and Oscar.
"We can't use the real name! We must make Expies or parodies!" Matt wept.
It's a shame to see simple assault rewarded like it was a good thing…" said Hugo. He sat on Bart's bed.
Bart sighed and frowned.
"And by 'assault' I mean, my face hurts from laughing so hard!" Hugo chuckled.
Lisa glared at Hugo.
Bart grinned.
"I haven't laughed this hard since I watched a marathon of Star Trek DS9 clips of Worf slamming into doors! Gahahahaha!" Hugo was in hysterics rolling on the bed.
Bart shrugged. "I'll take a laugh from any fan, even a dork."
"How can you laugh at that poor woman?!" Lisa yelled.
"Because sis. You're the goody two shoes genius and I'm the evil genius..." said Hugo giving a malevolent grin.
Lisa winced.
Plot 4
The Simpsons house one weekend afternoon. Homer comes home from the shops.
"I'm hoooooome!" He acted as if he was in a sitcom.
Oscar was sobbing and weeping. Marge was comforting him.
"Why is Oscar so upset?" Homer asked.
"He's been crying all morning after the morning news announced Robin Williams died." said Marge.
"Ie the Comedian and Disney voice actor who you replaced as Genie for a while..." said Hugo.
Bart face palmed. "Hugo don't acknowledge that silliness..."
Homer smiled and gently rested his palm on Oscar's shoulders. "Cheer up champ. I'm still Genie. And Disney's gonna need me even more now that Robin Williams is sadly no longer with us...' said Homer. He turned into Genie from Aladdin.
"You ain't ever had a friend like me!" He sang.
Bart face palmed.
"Homer stop turning into your other characters..." Marge sighed.
"Eat dirt Queen Slug-for-a-butt!" Homer turned into Earthworm Jim.
Oscar wiping his teary eyes winced baffled.
"Why is this just stupidity!?" Hank screamed in rage.