Bart at the Movie Theatre Bart wants to see Planet of the Brain Dead III. His parents say no. What a surprise. So Oscar undermines them. Guest starring McGee from McGee and Me.
Plot
The Titles gag is the logo and singing as usual but Rabbi Krustofski as an angel standing on a cloud circuses the singing.
"Oy! Always with the singing..." He said in a thick Jewish accent.
"I am the writing on the wall... the whispers in the classroom... be my victim..." said Sammy Davis Jr as The Candyman.
Rabbi Krustofsky grimaced perplexed.
The chalkboard gag is "Cannibal is not a career choice."
Oscar made that creepy rasping sound Hannibal Lecter makes when he explained he ate a census taker's liver with fava beans.
Bart winced and skateboards home as usual.
"Must have man flesh..." Oscar rasped.
The couch gag is Homer, Marge, Lisa and Bart (as penguins) enter a movie theater and sit as usual. A projector turns on and each family member shares sardine puffs, but every time Homer gets the can of sardine puffs, he finds it empty.
"D'oh!"
Soon, Marge goes to the toilet. Bart and Lisa share sardine puffs once again, leaving one more for Homer. Homer sits next to Lisa and sees the sardine puff. However, an audience surprises him, and Homer finds the can empty again. Marge comes back and everyone applauds.
Yeah um they're penguins...
...
Bart is skateboarding around Springfield on his skateboard, and stops by a familiar movie poster that reads Planet of the Brain Dead III.
"Whoa, Planet of the Brain Dead III, I must tell Lisa, Milhouse Hank and the others." said Bart.
"What is it? Is it like Planet of the Apes?" Oscar asked.
Bart swiftly clasped his palm over Oscar's mouth, silencing him.
"No it's a horror film. Now I'll only release you if promise to not scream about Dirty apes..." Bart frowned.
Oscar nodded.
Bart released him.
"DAMN DIRTY APES!" Oscar screamed.
"What I just witnessed was ghastlier than a thousand ghouls!" said Vincent Price. Who is still alive in the Simpsons.
Bart winced. "If ol' Vincent is scared of that movie it must be scary!"
"Excuse me dear boy, I must get home before Igor talks to anymore door to door salesmen again!" said Vincent.
Bart skateboards on his way to Springfield Elementary School...
Across town. Oscar has a problem with the random movie the author made up for this episode.
"Bart's favourite movie is the Space Mutants series... Or Sever." said Oscar.
"Space Mutants jumped the shark after XII. Sever is pretty decent. Kearney and his gang are into Korean horror films." said Ace.
Elsewhere McGee was tempted by an evil UNHOLY carnival fair and circus that appeared at the end of a long road in Toon World.
"Stop loving this evil world and all that it offers you. For all these worldly things, these evil desires, these are not from God." said God's voice. Omg! It's Pleasure Island from Pinocchio.
McGee is tempted by Eviiiiiil! This episode and goes to the evil carnival with satanic clowns etc. Presumably he gets turned into a donkey...
"You haven't seen me since season five because that little jerk Oscar encouraged his bad friend Bart to evil and temptation by driving his parents to a nervous breakdown." said McGee playing on evil arcade machines.
"Bart's happiness is more important!" said Oscar.
McGee sighed. Then he got his divine punishment for going to the evil carnival which was probably ran by Satan as a slick carnival owner. Because that always happens...
"Yeah anyway focus on me please..." Bart groaned. We cut back to him at the Aztec Theatre.
"I have got to see that movie." said Bart.
"And you shall! For I am your fairy godmother!" said Oscar in a girlish voice.
Bart winced. "No you're not..."
...
School.
"Wow, I wonder where Bart is." Milhouse pondered.
"I wonder what's for dinner..." said King Harkinian of Hyrule from the awful CDI games.
Milhouse grimaced exasperated.
Hugo rasped while eating fish heads from his bucket.
"Here he comes right now!" said Lisa.
Bart stops by them on his skateboard.
"Hey, you guys!" said Bart.
Oscar Thanos snapped. Sloth from the Goonies appeared.
"Hey you guuuuuuuuys! (Chuckles)" said Sloth.
"Oz enough of the media references!" Bart groaned.
"Never!" Oscar yelled.
"What's up, Bart?" Milhouse asked.
"Planet of the Brain Dead III opens on weekends!" said Bart excited.
"You mean another 1 with Baron Brain Dead?" Sherri asked.
"The action movie hero?" Terri asked.
"Is this some sort of a joke?" Nelson asked annoyed.
"This is no joke, Nelson, it's a movie on the big screen." said Bart.
"Uh what did you say this movie was called again?" Oscar asked.
"Planet of the Brain Dead III." said Bart.
"You damn dirty Brain Deads!" Oscar yelled.
Bart groaned and cupped his hand over his face embarrassed and annoyed with Oscar's stupid responses to everything.
Milhouse winced.
"Oz please stop wigging out..." Lisa sighed.
Oscar is acting like a chicken... "Bwaaaaark! Bwaaaark..."
"Alright, a 3rd installment of the Planet of the Brain Dead film series, at last, my dream and vision has come true." said Ralph.
"Ralph your dreams involve you as a Viking, you being tied up by saw wielding cartoon trees or your imaginary friend the pyromaniac leprechaun..." said Oscar.
"Oh yeah." said Ralph.
"And you've always wanted Disney to make Pete's Dragon 2..." Bart sighed.
"Bart do not remind him of that..." Oscar groaned.
...
Meanwhile, while going into the now dead Mrs. Krabappel's/Flanders' 4th grade classroom... Uh she died last season because her voice actress died and they couldn't be bothered to hire another...
Fourth Grade sat at their desks waiting for the substitute teacher. However one never came.
"Alright, stand aside, citizens, nobody gets in the way of Baron Brain Dead." said Bart.
"What's he speaking about?" Rod Flanders who was transferred along with his brother from a Christian school in season 23.
McGee from McGee and Me shrugged.
"He wants to take the criminals down 1 by 1." Martin was quoting the movie. Presumably he had seen it.
"I was watching The Krusty Show all weekend, and I almost nearly forgot." said Bart.
"Don't worry about it, Bart." said Sherri.
"It happens to all of us all the time." said Terri.
"Yeah right, and for once, it happened to me." Bart sighed.
Milhouse pats his back.
[School Bell Ringing]
"We should have started the lesson by now..." said Hugo. Bart's evil twin from Treehouse of Horror VII who turned out in the twist to be the good twin.
Skinner walks in and enters the classroom.
"Sorry kids, but for some reason Matt still won't creat a new permanent teacher for you.
"Get off of my back!" Matt Groening yelled.
"So class, I shall draw a schwa on the board." said Skinner drawing a schwa.
"Ooooooooh! It's purdy!" said Hugo in a girlish manner.
Bart rolled his eyes.
"Hugo enough!" Nelson snarled.
"Fascinating sir." said Martin.
Down in second grade Lisa read her scrapbook with photos of her favourite substitute teacher Mr Bergstrom.
She sighed happily.
"Oh geez..." Miss Hoover sighed.
"Miss Hoover... Snagglepuss is going to toilet outside..." said Ralph.
"Ugh... Ralph enough about Snagglepuss..." Lisa sighed.
Ralph sighed and day dreamed about being a Viking.
...
Fourth grade.
"Remember when Baron Brain Dead fought the giant monster that was attacking the city streets?" Milhouse asked.
"Asta La Vista, creepy!" said Martin quoting the movie.
"I don't wanna be a terrible influence or anything, but can we please speak about something else besides Planet of the Brain Dead III this time?" Bart groaned.
"Uh, alright, Bart, sure thing." said some kid called Albert. Possibly a new kid.
"Like what?" Jeffrey or Jaffee asked.
"These kids need a lesson to focus on! And a teacher to teach them." Skinner muttered to himself. "Um class. Class! Turn to page 236 of your maths textbooks." He asked the class.
"Yahoo!" Martin cheered.
"No! Google!" Oscar popped out of his desk's compartment somehow.
Everyone was stunned into exasperated silence by his response.
"Oscar get back to class..." Skinner sighed.
Oscar climbed out of Martin's desk and headed back to class.
"Oh look! Baron Braindead is chopping off that guy's arms and legs!" Nelson is day dreaming about Baron Braindead.
"How can you gentlemen want to see such a gory, unpleasant movie... I'd rather see the new Barney the dinosaur film..." said Martin.
Everyone glares at him.
"I hate dinosaurs... They make the Lord look foolish... There were no millions of years of different eras! Earth was born in six days..." Rod whined.
McGee nodded.
"Blond locks... surly you're not that stupid..." Bart groaned at McGee.
"I am sure. Now don't call me Shirley..." said McGee.
Bart face palmed.
"Rod accept science and reality. Martin, have a nap and day dream about being a Latin reciting wizard..." said Hugo.
Rod frowned at Hugo.
"Of all the soda pop joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine." McGee was dressed as Rick from Casablanca.
"McGee! What so old movie references have to do with the bible?!" Nicholas winced.
"I am trying to make the bible fun... no one likes those talking vegetables anymore..." McGee whined.
...
Meanwhile in the school cafeteria lunchroom..
"Uh, my peanut butter, honey and banana sandwich is a bit soggy." Ralph sighed.
"I believe that it's gotta do with the relative humidity created by your lunch bag's thermal properties." said Martin being a geek.
"That's it! You're dead dork!" Nelson beats him up.
Oscar winced.
Lisa gasped at something.
We pan out to Luca$ choking on his food.
"Lucas darn it! Stop trying to force down your food..." Lisa groaned giving him abdominal thrusts until he brought up his lunch.
"Eeeeeeew..." Kids groaned. Ie um Janey and Chuck.
"But I'm a competitive eater..." Luca$ whined.
"I need to watch the end of the finals where-" said Bart.
Jimbo: [Voice Off Screen] "You joker!" Jimbo could be heard somewhere.
"Can't you do anything right?" He continued.
"But I -" said Bart confused as what Jimbo was yelling about.
"Well, maybe you didn't hear him." said Kearney.
"I said, you joker, can't you do anything right?" Jimbo asked.
"What have I done wrong now?" Bart asked.
"You call that pranking Skinner!" said Jimbo pointing to Principal Skinner who had clearly not been pranked ie covered in treacle or paint etc.
He sat down. A whoopee cushion farted.
He gasped.
Then a Rube Goldberg device operated with gadgets until a bucket tipped rancid chilli all over him.
Kids laughed.
"Never underestimate me again!" Bart said smugly.
Jimbo scoffed.
Rod and Todd sit down to eat. Todd is about to eat.
"Aren't you two gonna say grace?" McGee whined.
"We can't... State education, separation of the church, law and education..." Rod sighed.
"That's horrible!" McGee whined.
Plot 2
The school yard.
"I'm gonna go play with a kickball or something I prefer." said Bart.
"Look out, a giant flood of beef gravy!" Nelson screamed.
Gravy poured out of the school flushing out several screaming kids with it too.
Bart grimaced exasperated.
Meanwhile...
Bart's friends were apparently annoying him by ruining the film for him by going on about it.
"Oh man, if I ever listen to another line from that movie, I'm gonna-" Bart groaned.
"Have no fear, Baron Brain Dead is here!" Dolph quoted the film.
"Aw man." Bart groaned.
"Mr. Mayor, there's an emergency going on around down town!" said Janey quoting the film.
"Uh um... what was that little girl?" Mayor Quimby asked.
"Janey was just quoting Planet of the Brain Dead III Mr Mayor..." said Hugo.
"Oh..."
"I am so out of it." Bart groaned.
"You'll never escape, criminals!" said Martin.
"I've gotta see that movie this evening." Bart sighed.
...
The Simpsons house.
Marge: (from inside the house) "Bart, you can't see that movie this evening.
Oscar rasped in gibberish.
Cut to inside the house..
"What the crap? but, Mom, Dad, it's Howard Johnson's latest and greatest film in history." said Bart.
"Apart from the Flintstones movie with John Goodman..." said Oscar being stupid.
"Oz shut up..." Bart groaned.
"Howard Johnson? all that guy does is crash around through metal walls in that Baron Brain Dead costume, I wouldn't waste any of my good cash to see a grown man horsing around." said Homer.
"What if I go alone and waste my good cash?" Bart said defiantly.
"Bart, that movie is rated PG 12, no young kid under 12, admitted without a grownup, and that includes you." said Marge.
"Good thing too, I remember the last time we let you and Lisa see 1 of his movies, uh, what was it called, Marge?" Homer asked Marge.
"Planet of the Brain Dead II." said Marge.
"You're going down, street thugs!" Bart quoted the film. He must be a fan of it.
"That does it, Bart, the last thing your mother, sister and I need is to have you driving us crazy with lines from this new action movie!" Homer ranted.
"But, Mom, Dad, all of the other young kids have seen Planet of the Brain Dead III." Bart groaned.
"If all of the other young kids acted like Baron Brain Dead, would you do that too?" Homer said sharply.
"Well, if that's all they're gonna speak about afterwards, right?" said Bart.
"Well, son, it doesn't matter what everybody else is speaking about, you can't go this evening." said Homer.
"No fair!" Bart whined.
"Oh, Bart, we're only doing this 'cause we love and care about you, and we don't want your fragile young mind warped by other people who do anything for a lot of action and laughter." said Marge. Cough McGee and Me crap! Cough!
"If you loved him you'd call his bluff and let him learn thing the hard way. By getting nightmares from seeing a scary film. Like I did a week after my parents died. You are being jerks! Like Nicholas's parents from Mcgee and Me." Oscar ranted.
McGee and Lisa glared at Oz.
Oscar (In a dark tone): "Also if you don't relent I'll set fire to you with my mind..." Eep!
Bart: [Sighs Depressingly] "I would tell that to all of my warped friends at school."
Marge and Homer: "Okay fine! You can see it! Brat!"
...
Simpsons house, lounge.
Marge, Homer and Lisa were annoyed at Oscar.
"How are you guys justified in not letting Bart see a PG 12 movie?! You let Lisa see Survical Games in the Lego episode, which is a 12!" Oscar ranted.
"Hey now just a sec-" Lisa yelled.
"And lots of kids die in it... it's a Hunger Games Captain Erzatz." Oscar continued.
"Homer, he's got us there..." Marge sighed.
"No he hasn't! Marge be the parent here!" Homer argues.
"I am! It's not fair if one of our kids got to go over the PG line but the other can't..." said Marge.
Homer sighed annoyed. "I'm going to Moe's..."
"Clockwork Orange Moe scares me..." Oscar whined.
"Oz that was a Halloween story..." Lisa groaned.
Homer left the house.
"Oz why..." Lisa frowned.
"Bart bought me a toy when I didn't have the money for it, and I plan to return the favor. (Bell tinkling) Oh, great. I mean, hi, Hugo." said Oscar. Hugo crawled in wearing a bell on his neck like a cow would.
Hugo jabbered and growled in a beastly manner.
Lisa glared at Oscar.
"Bart is old enough to see a PG..." Oscar said sharply.
"Your husband drinks...?" McGee winced.
Moe's.
Homer came in miserable. "Get me a beer Moe.
"Why so glum Homer?" Moe asked.
"Bart's defying me again and Oscar keeps undermining us, my wife and I." said Homer.
Oscar texted him.
"Be somewhere I can go in! I'm not narrating outside! A hobo is giving me the eye!" read the text.
Homer sighed.
"Come on me bestest glugs! Let's all go out and beat people up while talking in Limey accents..." said Clockwork Orange Moe.
Homer winced.
"Moe we just got out of jail for beating up that old guy..." said Clockwork Orange Carl.
"But I like beating people up..." Moe groaned.
...
Homer came home from Moe's crabby that Bart got his own way when he was greeted by a weird sight.
HUGO, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?" Homer yelled, who had walked through the front door and saw that Hugo was running around naked.
Hugo growled in a feral manner while running around.
Marge sighed. "Hugo Zachariah Jeremiah Victor Simpson! This family is under enough stress as it is without you playing up as well..."
Hugo rasped in a beastly manner.
"Stop acting like an animal! Freak!" Homer snapped.
"Homer!" Marge said sharply.
Homer sulked.
Lisa sighed annoyed at Bart.
"You know why Bart's acting up more than usual Mom? It's because his class hasn't had a new teacher since Mrs Krabappel Aka Mrs Flanders sadly passed away. Last week we were disturbed from maths because of Bart playing loud music having turned the classroom into a disco somehow."
Marge sighed.
Bart went to see his movie.
"Thou shalt! Um hang on which bible passage is relevant here... Ah! Thou shalt honour and obey thy parents." said McGee. "And um something about avoiding sleazy, violent or disgusting media/entertainment. Turn back from this evil world of Baron whatshisname."
Bart rudely pushed him aside.
McGee fell into a mud puddle. "Oof!"
"Oh and Nicholas, you keep obeying your parents bible driven advice and demands? After they've ruled over you, your wife will do the same." saud Oscar.
McGee frowned as Bart and Oscar went to see the movie.
"Uh um, this is rated 12, where's your grown up supervisor?" Squeaky Voiced Teen asked.
"D'oh!" Bart groaned.
"Right here bub!" said Oscar standing close to a drunk hobo.
"Feck off you little! Ah sod it! I jus pissed myself!" The hobo swore.
Oscar winced.
"Okay here you go." Squeaky Voiced Teen as the cinema usher allowed them to buy two tickets.
Lisa seethed As she watched them go in.
"Blueberries! Blueberries! Blueberries!" The hobo yelled.
Bart sighed.
...
Bart, Oscar and the Hobo watched the movie.
"Gerald quit hogging the popcorn..." Oscar sighed.
"It's my penguin! Mine!" Gerald the hobo yelled.
People hushed him.
"Feck off!" The hobo yelled.
Bart face palmed.
A character screamed in the film before being murdered.
Oscar winced. "This is a PG?!"
Bart shrugged.
However Bart was scared of the movie and it's violence and zombies etc. He pulled his shirt over his head too frightened to watch.
Oscar winced.
Later they headed home, minus the hobo who sleeps outside the Aztec Theatre.
"Well that was gross..." said Oscar disgusted.
Bart shivered frightened.
They got home,
"Enjoyed your film Bart..." Marge said annoyed.
Bart seemed unnerved.
"I don't think he's gonna sleep well tonight..." said Hugo.
"Serves him right..." Homer scoffed.
Bart didn't sleep well at all. He had nightmares.
He woke Oscar up.
"Oz I can't sleep. I'm having bad dreams..."
"Well now you've learned your lesson. But in a way that you got to do what you wanted. Now I hear the theatre is playing a Space Mutants sequel again." said Oscar.
"Forget it man! No more spooky movies for me! Not for a while dude! Can I bunk with you tonight?" Bart was scared.
"Sure, if you don't mind sleeping on a wet plastic mattress protector next to a boy who still wears diapers to bed..." said Oscar.
Bart winced.
Hank swore from the next room.
"Hey! Watch your language... Karen..." said Oscar.
"On second thoughts I'll sleep in the hall..." Bart winced.
Oscar shrugged.
...
Moe's.
Smithers was drinking shots of whiskey that Moe claimed he waters down to annoy customers or get money out of them.
Smithers was miserable because he only had a crush on his boss Mr Burns who didn't acknowledge his crush or was probably not aware of it.
"Waylon there are other men in Springfield who are attracted to other men... We turned this place into a bar for gays once..." Moe sighed.
"Yes but I strangely keep pursuing Mr Burns despite that he's extremely evil and very, very old." said Smithers.
"Abd he adopted you after your father died..." said Moe.
"That too." Smithers sighed.
Homer came in.
"Homer you seem to have cheered up." said Moe.
"Oh I'm still annoyed Bart defied Marge and myself. But I'm smug because the little hellion is having nightmares about his Planet of the Brain Dead movie. Hehehehe serves him right..."
"Can't sleep. Baron Brain Dead will eat me! Can't sleep. Baron Brain Dead will eat me!" Bart shivered.
"So he replaced the clown bed in your nightmares then?" Lisa asked smirking.
Back at Moe's. Well next door at King Toot's musical instrument store.
Moe, Homer, Lenny and Carl dressed in Creepy Carol Channing black and white clothes from the future are smashing up the instruments store.
"Why are you doing this?" The owner asked.
"We're thuggish rebels... the future is violent..." said Clockwork Orange Moe.
Meanwhile because Nicholas doesn't have Oscar to drive his parents into nervous breakdowns or reduce them to betas like Caillou's. He was in bed whining about the scary movie he wanted to watch that had a strangely low rating but yup over protective parents again.
His toon McGee was wearing striped pyjamas as toons do while brushing his teeth with a giant tooth brush. McGee was doing all this while standing on the nightstand to show how small he is.
"If your gonna do the Roger Rabbit "Toons in the real world" thing, the toons don't have to be tiny..." said Oscar demonstrating Quiffy was about the same size as him, just taller and lankier.
McGee was brushing his teeth with the giant tooth brush.
"Pop did the same thing with Crackle's teeth when they were advertising electric toothbrushes." said Oscar as Pop brushed Crackle's teeth.
McGee winced.
Crackle smiled with blindingly shiny teeth.
"Aaaaagh! My eyes!" Oscar screamed covering his eyes.
McGee gargled and spat out his paste and plaque.
Nicholas winced.
"Well as Mom and Dad say. Early to bed, early to rise Nick." said McGee.
"Drop dead..." Oscar seethed.
Plot 3
School.
Bart sees all of the other students with Planet of the Brain Dead III merchandise.
"Aw man, I might as well spend the rest of my school day indoors." Bart sighed.
Ace glances at him like he has two heads.
Bart: "Wait one single minute, that's it!"
Meanwhile back in the Springfield Elementary School hallways...
"Database, that dude is my final hope." Bart followed the nerd into the private studying room.
"Nyaaaaaa! Good afternoon, Bart." said Database making his distinctive noises or tics.
"Hey, Database." said Bart.
"Nyaaaa, What a rare and expected visit it is to have you around me." Database knew Bart disliked the nerds.
"Well, actually, I'm trying to get away from all of those young kids out there, you see? they have all gone crazy over this Planet of the Brain Dead III' thing, so I was kind of hoping I could hang around down here 'til it dies down a bit, would that be pure awesome with you guys?"
Database: (holding out a Baron Brain Dead action figure) "You'll never get away with it!"
"Oh no, not you too!" Bart groaned.
"Noooooooooooooooooo!" Gerald the baby with the monobrow cried.
Bart winced. "Why is that baby with the monobrow here?"
"Nyaaaa... I don't know... and I know quite a lot Bart." said Database.
Bart exits the private study room.
"Have you still not seen Planet of the Brain Dead?" Martin asked Bart.
"Oh I've seen it alright. It was cool. However it was rather creepy and got nightmares from it." said Bart.
"That's true. We all got nightmares from that movie. Was it worth it? Who knows?" said Martin.
Bart winced.
"Now allow me to serenade you with my lute..." said Martin.
Bart fled.
Martin gave a baffled glance.
"Drink your prune juice!" Earl screamed.
"Ssshhh! This is a library..." said Email.
...
Nicholas still hasn't seen the movie he wanted to see.
"Hey Nick." said McGee standing on top of his sketchbook.
"Go smell your socks..." Nicholas groaned annoyed because he doesn't have evil powers to scare his parents like Oscar has.
"Uh McGee..." Quiffy winced.
"Okay I'm not the paragon of virtue you all think I am! I have a sock fetish!" McGee groaned.
Nicholas winced. "Actually I don't want my Toon to have any weird fetishes..."
"Blah Blah Blah Blah! If you watch junk movies you get junk thoughts... Blah blah blah... stupid argument... besides Nicholas only wanted to see a PG 12 and not an R or M rated movie so quit stifling him!" McGee was defending Mr and Mrs Nicholas's surname's stupid ban of a friggin PG movie!
Elsewhere Ned Flanders got himself yet another new wife after Gertrude.
"Mmmmmm! Good diddly afternoon Tiffaroony!" said Ned.
"Okay that's it. I can't stay married to a man who speaks gibberish..." said Tiffany Flanders.
Ned sighed.
At the Aztec Theatre there was another movie on that Bart liked but knew Mom and Dad wouldn't approve of.
"Bart don't!" Lisa frowned.
"They're not the boss of me." said Bart.
"Uh yes they are..." said Lisa.
Bart saw Skinner buying a ticket.
"One adult ticket to see Yet More Space Mutants." said Skinner.
"Don't forget mine Principal Skinner!" Bart chirped. "He's my supervising adult."
"Am I?" Skinner asked.
"Hehehehe! Surely this can't go wrong..." Bart you jinxed it!
"Seymour! I don't want you seeing this movie!" said Agnes.
"Oh Mother!" Skinner groaned.
Bart sighed.
"Go Norman Bates on her Seymour..." said Oscar.
Bart glared at Oscar.
Skinner sighed.
...
Nicholas was still grounded. He was talking to his Toon McGee which the show seems to infer is his imaginary friend. Quiffy is very much real in Oscar's universe and one day Oscar will be real in mine.
"See junk media, get junk thoughts Nick." said McGee as his Jiminy Cricket.
Nick sulked.
Yeah like a PG film is really gonna corrupt your mind...
"Gore Fest IV is not junk. It has very good reviews. Like you're a professional film critic..." Nicholas sulked.
"Actually I am..." said McGee.
"No that's Jay Sherman..." said Oscar.
Nicholas and McGee found themselves in an empty movie theatre somehow. McGee was doing a cutaway gag to insist upon the show's ridiculous Aesop's.
McGee was now dressed as Woody Allen.
"No! Like that creep is someone to admire McGee!" Oscar ranted.
"Oh you're automatically taking Dylan's every word? The son says different." said McGee.
"Yeah he's making up an irreverent story about the Mom Mia Farrow being violent! That's not what's being investigated! It's Woody molesting Dylan!" Oscar ranted.
"Can you not traumatise Nick. He is a very impressionable young boy..." McGee frowned.
"Oz seriously..." said Woody Allen Bart.
"What Film Critic should I impersonate then..." McGee sighed.
"Gene Shalet!" Oscar yelled.
"Oz, you got mugged by Gene Shalet once..." Bart sighed.
"Do you actually believe my nonsense?" Oscar winced.
"You believe Dylan Farrow's..." Bart sighed.
"She is telling the truth!" Oscar yelled.
McGee sighed reading a bible.
Oscar flicked him away.
"Please don't flick my Toon..." Nicholas sighed.
"Let's go home..." Bart groaned.
"Yeah I was about to go to bed...":Nicholas sighed.
...
Dinner at the Simpsons. They invited the Flanders and Nicholas's family and McGee despite that only Nicholas can see him.
"We can clearly see Quiffy..." said Oscar.
Quiffy was playing a ukulele.
McGee winced. "I'm clearly part of Nick's imagination..."
"In Christ's name we ask your blessing upon these things, and upon the food we're about to eat." Homer was praying. Things got that bad he was being season one Homer who copies Flanders by praying but insults him regularly.
"Rubber dub dub. Thanks for the grub." said Oscar before eating rudely.
Bart cracked up laughing.
Homer seethed. "No! Now wait until we've finished praying!"
"Dear Lord." Homer prayed.
"Dear Satan." Oscar prayed.
McGee glared at him.
"We're Sorry Bart defied us and watched that naughty movie that corrupted his mind." Homer prayed.
"Which was only a PG for friggin sake! The movie wasn't that graphic! Next time you want to watch an Animal House sequel I will shove the bible in your face!" Oscar snapped.
"Ugh! Excuse Oscar my Lord..."
"Don't believe in you, homophobic sky bigot!" Oscar snapped.
The Flanders and Nicholas's family felt uncomfortable.
Dinner was awkward.
So awkward that Hugo whistled.
"Stop whistling! Freak!" Homer yelled.
"You're the well behaved Sister of Bart. Help me out here Toots." McGee said in between mouthfuls.
"She's not in your or Nick's or Ned's flock anymore! Lisa's a Buddhist." Oscar said smugly.
"Oh well never mind heretic..." McGee frowned.
"Yeah I'd figure faith based cartoons would be bigoted towards other faiths! I agree with you blondie that my brother is straying down a bad path but I chose a new path to god." Lisa seethed.
"Buddhists don't even follow the Lord! They worship a fat bald guy!" McGee said exasperated.
"They worship my Dad?" Bart said giggling.
Homer growled.
...
School.
Kids we're running about quoting Baron Brain Dead.
"Woooooooo! Beware Baron Brain deeeeeaaaad..." and so on and so forth.
"I'm glad I didn't get left out of this trend. Thanks Oz." Bart was being nice to Oscar for once.
Oscar smirked.
"Ugh! Bart if all your friends stuck their heads in the oven. Would you?!" McGee ranted.
"McGee! No!" Oscar yelled. McGee was startled. "Jurkle just heard that!"
"I'm Jewish. That's really, really offensive!" Jurkle seethed.
"Gee! I'm sorry! I'm off to do more cartoon cutaways..." said McGee.
Oscar and Jurkle seethed as he left.
"He thinks he knows best. There's no absolute one true way of morels and goodness. Especially not a 2,000 year old book written in a time when men with stuffy, old, bigoted attitudes called the shots over what was right or wrong." Oscar ranted. "I believe in, treat others how you'd like to be treated. Be nice and others will be nice."
"Also don't be overly sensitive or nosey about someone's choice of movie they like to watch." said Bart.
McGee was doing a sketch where he was a gumshoe, trench coat detective. Or Columbo. He was explaining there was pretty but sinful woman who was everything Mama warned you about. Ie she was sultry, had enormous boobs, under dressed and smoked. The lady that apparently McGee is strangely not compelled to go Tex Avery wolf over was there as a client asking McGee to investigate a crime over.
McGee then mentioned his mother, yes he has a mom. She just looks like him with a long pointy nose... "Mom really needs plastic surgery on her nose..." Uh vanity is a sin McGee, accept what the Lord gave ya...
"Oh shut up!" McGee snapped.
Then McGee explained a sketch about violent movies.
Columbo McGee had a colt python or magnum with very long barrels. Then he took out a huge rocket launcher and fired it wildly.
"Oh cheezits," Oscar gulped.
McGee as Rambo pointed his rocket launcher at him.
"Pfft! You want a high octane gun battle?! I'll give you a high octane gun battle!" Oscar whipped out a sub machine gun and fired it off at him.
Nicholas watched them shooting guns in a violent ultra fight.
Quiffy shrugged.
...
At home after school.
Hugo, Bart, Lisa and Oscar came in.
"Hugo you must have some pearls of wisdom..." McGee sighed.
"I'm an attic dwelling psychopath who eats fish heads and stitches animals together... Now smell this chloroformed rag, you're gonna be my guinea pig..." Hugo chloroformed McGee.
McGee was knocked out.
"Night night..." Hugo said playfully and chuckled evilly.
Bart winced as he watched Hugo drag McGee upstairs.
"Okay that's it! Bart, Oscar! You're both grounded!" Marge said sharply.
"Grounded?!" Bart and Oscar whined.
"Bart for watching that Movie your father and I didn't want you watching and Oscar, for undermining us!" said Marge.
"Come on Oz..." said Bart.
Marge sighed and went to Maggie's room to put Maggie down for a nap.
She looked idly at Maggie's pictures of Sesame Street characters. Mostly Bert and Ernie, Big Bird, Elmo etc.
"At least you like innocent things and cute characters..." Marge told Maggie who was sleeping.
"Okay this is stupid. Ungrounding myself and Bart because your lesson is wrong!"
"What?!" Marge gasped.
"Definitely wrong. A PG or 12 isn't gonna be that bad that you should be concerned about your kids watching it. And you have no right when you let Lisa watch Survival Games. I'm off to Krusty Burger." Oscar ranted.
Marge sighed.
At Krusty Burger.
People were eating.
Bonnie Anderson from Toy Story 3 wad there for some reason. I er only liked the first two movies...
"The entire plot is that Andy felt he was too old for his toys now he's going to college..." said Bonnie.
"I'm never too old for my toys..." said Oscar holding several of his toys. Ie Teddy his living teddy bear creature, some action figures, a ball in a cup.
"The horror! The unbridled, PG-13 horror!" McGee screamed in horror at a harmless PG film.
"Oh shut up! Pansy!" Oscar snapped.
"Okay we'll play your way Oz. Indiana Jones and The Raiders of the Lost Ark is only PG..." said Lisa annoyed.
"But that has melting faces and blood in it!" said Oscar.
Lisa looked smug.
"Oz..." Bart sighed.
"Okay. Still on Bart's side."
Bart flashed a smug grin and tousled Oscar's lice infested hair.
Lisa glared at Oscar and Bart and then went off in a huff.
Plot 4
Later.
"Okay fine, we'll take you you to another movie franchise we didn't allow you to see. You know when you weren't watching Maggie." said Homer.
"Itchy and Scratchy the Jungle Movie?" Bart asked.
"Yep." said Marge.
"I've matured since then. Look I'm watching over Eric right now." Bart was playing with his blue haired younger baby brother with wild blue hair.
Eric Simpson was sucking his pacifier.
"Yes I know..." Marge sighed.
"Tag me in Marge tag me in!" Homer wanted to help her maintain authority.
A wrestling referee blew his whistle and said no.
They see the movie at the Aztec Theatre.
Scratchy is eaten by an alligator.
"Just how many times could that black cat get eaten by anything in the jungle forest?" Marge sighed.
"Oh, just about 28 times." said Homer.
"How about over 9000 times?! OVER 9000!" Oscar smirked.
Bart winced at him.
McGee was traumatised by the violent cartoon.
"Ugh..." said Nicholas.
Then Ned Flanders and Lovejoy got on the Nanny State wagon.
They got in the booth playing the movie and switched it off.
"Hey!" Everyone yelled.
"Oh look! Nothing!" said Oscar being dumb.
"Praise the Nothing!" said Xemnas praying to a black screen.
Bart winced.
"Okay this is getting really annoying..." Damien from season 16 ranted.
All the bible thumpers, and Marge and Homer were banished to Whore Island.
"Bye bye Mom and Dad..." Bart said Smugly.
...
Elsewhere Mr Burns received a visit from his mother. Who must be extremely old!
"Um... Nice to meet you Mother..." Mr Burns disliked his mother but she yelled at him often. Very often reducing him into stutters.
""Nice to see you"? Is that all I get after all these years?" Mr Burns's mother yelled.
"Mother please!" said Mr Burns.
"Don't you Mother me! Why I oughta..." Mr Burns's mother yelled.
Smithers couldn't help but snicker.
At the Simpsons house.
"Wanna call for a large hoagie sandwich, Krusty to do an all night show, ninjas etc?" Oscar asked.
"Um I'll do that later. Right now let's play Minecraft." said Bart.
They played Minecraft.
In the Minecraft game with the actual footage. A Steve with a Bart Simpson skin was punching a tree to get wood from it.
"Um how are we not getting splinters..." said Oscar in game.
Bart shrugged.
Meanwhile at the Jazz Hole.
Suddenly Penny and August walked into the Jazz Hole.
"Is this the pet store?" August asked.
"No its the jazz hole silly." Penny said giggling.
"Yeah sure." said Moe running a fake pet store to hide his speakeasy.
Back at the Simpsons.
"Um... okay..." said Bart.
Oscar had built a crafting bench in Minecraft and was crafting tools.
Cheery Christmassy music played as the religious lot are allowed back.
"But we're just trying to protect!" said Marge.
"Oh please... Your movies and bible are not wholesome and kid friendly. The Passion of the Christ by Mel Gibson is extremely violent and gory!" said Oscar.
"Hmmmmm... he has a point..." said Marge.
"Oh so a liberal wizard school movie is better for my boys?!" Ned snapped.
"Yep. Harry Potter is far more kid friendly than Mel's gore fest." said Oscar.
McGee frowned.
"Now let's make up after this silly, silly argument..." said Oscar.
"Which you were in the wrong about..." McGee sulked.
Oscar picked him up and put him in a bottle and corked it.
And so from now on Bart could see any PG he wanted. Just no M or R rated films that he agreed would be too disturbing to him still.
The end.