From Mutants to MayhemA sequel to Simpsorama. One of the Bart mutants survived, ie like the ending to Godzilla when one of the eggs hatches...
Plot
Planet Express lounge, Fry and Bender are watching All My Curcuits.
"Oooooh Calculon..." said Monique.
"Oooooh... Monique..." Yes they're making out..
"Eeeeew..." Oscar groaned.
Bender hushed him.
"Oh I thought you were..." said Monique.
"Egyptian?" Calculon said with stinger music.
"Oh this is good soap opera!" Bender gasped.
"Meh..." said Oscar.
Fry was sleeping.
Farnsworth arrived. "Bad news, Nobody..." He seemed solemn.
"That's a first." said Bender.
"Is there a mission?" Fry asked.
Oscar listener hoping to be sent to a deadly or stupid planet with some weird feature about it. Ie a mafia planet...
"No! That's why I'm in a bad mood!" Farnsworth seethed. "I wanted to send you to an extremely hostile or unpleasant planet!"
Oscar chuckled. "And I appreciate the funny planets old man..."
Bender glared at Oscar.
"In other news I have built a Star Gate between our universe and The Simpsons." said Farnsworth.
"Isn't that dangerous? Since Bender is waiting there to take the long way round to the year 3000?" Leela asked.
"Eh.. I'm always doing dangerous things..." said Farnsworth.
"When do I get my octagonal shaped, blood sucking mutants?!" Oscar demanded.
"You don't..." Farnsworth sighed.
Oscar sulked.
"And further more news everyone..." said Farnsworth. "Unfortunately one of Bart's mutant children survived..." He was holding a squirming green Bart gremlin.
"How?" Leela asked.
"Err it's like that ending to the 1999 Godzilla, a Zilla egg hatched and a baby Zilla jumps at the camera..." said Oscar.
Leela sighed.
"I have an idea for a sequel to that film, here's me out. Coffee-Zilla... It's Zilla but hyperactive on coffee..." said Oscar.
"Uh... no..." said Farnsworth.
Oscsr frowned crossing his arms.
The crew studied the last Bart gremlin. Nibbler sniffed the gremlin. The gremlin bit him.
Nibbler whimpered and rand ran towards Leela.
"Poor Nibbler..." Leela talks in soppy baby talk towards Nibbler.
Oscar rolled his eyes.
...
The title gag is "Yes we referenced 90s Godzilla."
The ship crashed into the screen showing old cartoons again.
The episode shows a silent grey version of the climax of the last episode where Lisa's plan to get rid of the Bart gremlins is put into action.
The Planet Express ship grabs the the Madison Cube garden and flies off with it. The cube full of Bart gremlins is hurled into the sun.
Everyone celebrates.
Except Bart annoyed over the deaths of his mutant children.
Then there is a scene of a giant Bart mutant stomping across Brooklyn Bridge. He is shot with missiles and dies.
The present. Fry, Leela and Bender are being interviewed on the news by Morbo.
"Puny humans of Planet Express Corp. Morbo demands answers of how you saved us all from the Bart mutants!" Morbo yelled.
"Well you see..." said Fry stammering.
The interview is cut short by Farnsworth saying they must check the former site of the Madison Cube gardens for any mutant eggs.
The eggs are to be destroyed immediately if found.
Fry is reluctant to go in case the Bart gremlins eat him.
"I'll be eaten though..."
Farnsworth guilt trips him though.
"I know you are my beef jerky mummy..." said Farnsworth.
Fry sighed. They all go to the Madison site.
DOOP Soldiers are infiltrating the basement caves of the Madison Cube site.
"Scan the place for heat signatures..." said Farnsworth.
Fry was scared. He shivered.
"We'll burn every single egg Professor!" said Zapp Brannigan.
Farnsworth mumbled as he lead the way.
They are to make sure there's no more Bart Gremlins left.
Wormsrom arrives.
"Wormstrom..." Farnsworth seethed.
"Senile old wrinkle bag..." Wormstrom mocks him.
"Your momma..." Oscar insults Wormstrom again making him cry.
There's a cave in.
Fry and Oscar wake up separated from everyone.
"Oh nuts..." said Fry moaning.
Fry has barely any time to assert the situation when a Bart gremlin egg hatches.
"Uh oh..." said Oscar.
A Bart gremlin hatched.
"Ay carumba!" It growls.
Oscar laughed.
...
"Oz we're supposed to kill these things..." said Fry.
The Bart gremlin growled at Fry.
"But that's cruel! They're cool! And funny..." said Oscar.
The Bart Gremlin pulled silly faces.
Oscar laughed.
Fry sighed.
A sparkling cable scares the Bart gremlin. It escaped by burrowing.
"Oh nuts..." Fry groaned.
We then cut to Leela and the others in a tent.
"Face it, Fry's a goner..." said the Professor.
"Dibs on his stuff!" said Bender.
Zapp arrived. "Hello my beautiful Leela..." said Zapp.
Leela sighed.
"I'm sending you guys home. Our mission is finished. None of those monsters survived." said Zapp.
"But if there's a chance that-" Leela protested.
"None survived..." said Zapp.
"We found one though..." said Farnsworth.
"And...?" Zapp asked.
It escaped and got ran over by a hover car." said Hermes.
"Then they're all dead..." said Zapp.
He left.
Fry soon arrived.
"Fry!" Everyone cheered.
Bender grumbled trying to put Fry's stuff in his compartment space.
"Another of those Bart things hatched!" said Fry.
"Sssshhh! Don't let the DOOP know! They'll kill it and cause collateral damage doing so!" said Farnsworth.
"But Fry will want to keep it, like he wanted to keep that bone vampire..." said Hermes.
"Hey leave Mr Pepe outta this!" Fry frowned.
Hermes sighed exasperated.
"I want to keep the Bart Gremlin." said Oscar.
"Ugh.. no Oz..." Leela sighed.
"And put diapers on it..." said Oscar.
Hank seethed.
Fry winced.
At HQ. Farnsworth turns on the portal to the Simpsons universe.
"Hey." said Homer sat in the lounge on the couch.
"Don't hey us Mr Simpson..." Leela frowned.
"Where is that rapscallion you call Bart..." said Farnsworth so cross that his glasses steamed up.
Homer sighed. "Bart! Get your butt down here!"
...
Farnsworth explains things to the family.
"So you see, we weren't thorough enough in destroying those monsters. A few survived." said Farnsworth.
The Simpsons groaned defeated.
"Yes!" Bart cheered.
"Bart your monsters are a menace!" Farnsworth said sharply.
"They just need their dad around them..." Bart smirked.
The streets of New New York. The Simpsons gawk at the aliens slithering about.
And advertisements for Slurm.
"Keep your eyes peeled for a gremlin." said Leela.
Oscar fetches from his short pockets a potato peeler and brings it to his eyes...
Teddy snatches it and frowns at Oscar.
Bart winced at him.
"Look over there!" said Fry.
There was a Bart Gremlin growling and burning graffiti onto walls with its eye lasers.
"Sweet gorilla of Manila!" Hermes yelled.
Oscar chuckled.
"Great banana of Fahana!" Hermes yelled.
"Okay that's enough Hermes..." Oscar sighed.
The Gremlin hissed at hem.
"What do we do?" Fry asked.
"Bart he's your kid, you deal with him.." Lisa snapped.
"Ugh... to think I'd be a father..." Bart sighed. He whistled to the gremlin.
The gremlin stopped and headed over to Bart.
"Yeah that's it come to Daddy..." said Bart.
Oscar face palmed. "That's not cool Bart..."
The Gremlin complied with Bart.
"Well if Bart can tame these creatures then we don't need to kill them..." said Marge.
"Marge do not let him breed an army..." Homer whined.
Bart laughed evilly. "Mwuhahahahaha!"
The Gremlin laughed evilly too.
Hugo rolled his eyes.
"We don't want the DOOP getting word about this one though. They will try to kill it, and cause widespread damage to the city doing so..." said Farnsworth.
Everyone nodded.
"Oh and by the way I hate these beasts, I wanted to kill it..." said Farnsworth.
Bart glared at him while hugging the gremlin.
"But why destroy the last living specimen Professor? You could study them?" Oscar asked.
"They're too dangerous to live!" said Farnsworth.
...
Anyhoo There was corrupt, evil military trying to kill the loveable Bart creatures.
"They are not loveable..." Homer seethed.
And a group of nobodies with an acronym.
"We're called C-O-L-D." said one of the forgettable characters.
"Right..." said Oscar.
Anyhoo Bart gets his way and the Planet Express let the Bart creature live.
"This is gonna be something that we regret..." Hugo sighed.
"Like that time I had dinner with my cousin Hamish Tamaki..." said Oscar.
Oscar was at a table with his nearly identical cousin Hamish. Hamish has orange hair though.
Hamish cooked Haggis for dinner, with neeps and tatties.
Oscar was repulsed by the haggis.
Back in the present. "Oz stop doing cutaways..." Bart groaned.
"I wasn't finished! Anyway... apart from haggis, Hamish likes anything deep fried..." Oscar grimaced feeling unwell thinking about deep fried food that Scots are obsessed with.
Anyhoo, like the sequel cartoon series to 90s Zilla or GINO. A slimy cowardly French cheese eating surrender monkey told the military where to find Zilla Jr/Or in this case Bart.
"Narrator enough of the racism..." Lisa said sharply.
Hank seethed.
"They were slimy and treacherous though..." Oscar frowned.
"They think you're roast beef..." Bart retorted.
"Mmmm... roast beef..." Oscar drooled.
Bart winced.
Plot 2
The Military arrive to try to kill the Bart gremlin.
"Hit it between the eyes boys...":said Zapp.
Bart jumped in the way of the military aiming at the Bart Gremlins. Yes there are several now because they breed like amoeba.
"Nooooo!" He cried.
"Ugh... sonny move for your own safety..." Zapp sighed.
"Bart..." Marge sighed.
"No! I love them!" Bart cried.
"Ugh here comes the water works..." Hermes sighed.
The Simpsons winced.
Marge understood though.
The Gremlins jabber confused.
"Just like my lizards..." said Hugo.
"Ugh... stand down men..." Zapp sighed.
"That's sensible sir..." said Kiff.
Amy swooned. She loves Kiff.
Fry winced.
The military left.
"Great, now we're screwed." Leela sighed.
"I can understand my brother's tears..." said Hugo frowning.
Homer seethed. "Boy..."
"They think I'm their father..." Bart sobbed.
"Well you're not!" Homer yelled.
The Simpsons winced.
"Hehehehe. Disney..." Oscar giggled.
Lisa sighed.
And like Zilla Jr, the Bart Gremlins became pets for the main characters.
Well Bart's pets. They didn't like anyone else.
The gremlins growled at Homer.
"No ripping their heads off again..." Oscar seethed.
Homer scoffed.
...
Then while the Simpsons and the Planet Express crew got used to Bart's pets...
"My children..." Bart seethed.
Fine...
Billy from Endsville then offended Hugo.
"You're right! My family loves me a lot! That's why they keep me locked up in the attic for days and days!" said Billy rapidly.
Hugo seethed.
"Billy that offended Hugo..." Oscar sighed.
Billy gawked confused.
Nergal was upset.
"Maybe you can show some other parts of your body..." said Billy.
Hugo winced.
"Uh no Billy..." said Oscar...
Back at HQ. Billy and Teddy kept slamming the kitchen cupboards.
Oscar winced.
"Especially since that's the cupboard with the tasty bleach..." said Oscsr.
Bart winced at him.
Teddy grinned while slamming a cupboard door open and shut.
Oscar face palmed.
The madness did not end there...
Billy and Teddy then kept playing with the lamps by switching them on and off.
Teddy with a silly grin switched a string pull lamp on and off rapidly.
"Ted seriously..." Oscar face palmed.
"I can't help it! I'm voiced by Richard Steven Horvitz!" Teddy screamed.
Oscar flinched.
Billy then slowly poured honey on some bread. It poured out very slowly because it's gooey.
Teddy stuck his tongue out to collect the drips of honey.
"Hey!" Billy yelled.
"I LIKE HONEY!" Teddy screamed.
Oscar sighed and gave Teddy the living teddy bear creature a pot of honey to eat.
Teddy squealed and ate the honey.
...
Later the Bart Gremlins, like Zilla Jr were put to use.
"A tentacle monster of some kind is attacking New Jamaica." said Farnsworth.
"Mmmmm... tentacles..." Oscar moaned aroused.
Cousin Hank seethed.
Oscar stuck his middle fingers up at Hank.
Marge sighed.
Also the slimy French traitor who tattled on the Bart mutants was there.
"You slimy cheese eating traitor!" Bart yelled.
"Bart! We're half French..." Lisa seethed.
"Well I didn't teach you kids that much about my family's culture." said Marge.
Bart sighed.
Then Cookie Monster annoyed Oscar by offering him trash.
"I am not that Oscar!" Oscar yelled.
Bart winced.
"Do I look green and furry to you?!' Oscar seethed.
"Cookie?" said the Cookie Monster.
There was also a robot or computer called Nigel. Except their name was an acronym as one would use when naming a computer or robot.
Bart winced.
Oscar was daydreaming.
"Oz..." Hugo was poking him.
Bart sighed. "Earth to Oscar..."
"Eh?" Oscar responded.
"Oz you zoned out again..." Bart sighed.
"We're supposed to be heading to New Jamaica..." Leela sighed.
"Jamaica? No! She went on her own choice!" said Oscar. He clanged a cymbal.
Bart face palmed.
Oscar chuckled.
They all arrive on the shores of New Jamaica. Quiffy spawned from Oscar's shorts pocket and summoned a sun lounger and laid down in it.
Oscar face palmed.
"We don't have time to relax..." said Leela.
...
On the beach, well a beach of New Jamaica. It was tourist season. However Planet Express were on a mission.
"Ugh... looks like C-O-L-D got here first..." said Fry. There were ominous black trucks and casually dressed scientists.
"How did those jerks get here so fast..." Oscar sighed.
The nerds working for C-O-L-D frowned at Planet Express.
Suddenly tentacles broke the waves, large tentacles...
Oscar drooled.
People screamed as giant squids attacked.
"Ay carumba!" Bart yelled.
Bart Gremlin mimicked him.
"Is it too early to reference Splatoon still..." Oscar asked.
"Yes..." Everyone groaned.
The giant squids ensnared the screaming swimmers with their tentacles.
"Mmmmm tentacles..." Oscar moaned aroused.
Bart and the others gave him repulsed, dry retching looks.
"Eeeeew...Oz..." Bart groaned.
Cousin Hank seethed.
"We better do something..." said Leela.
"Before those C-O-L-D snobs do..." said Fry insulting the minor characters of this episode.
"We'll send the Bart Gremlins into the water to fight the squids..." said Oscar.
"Oz they probably can't swim..." Bart sighed.
"Well they better learn..." said Oscar.
Bart sighed.
Also I took the liberty of putting diapers on the Bart mutants..." said Oscar. The gremlins seemed displeased with wearing diapers.
Bart face palmed.
Hank swore and stormed off.
"You really hate his guts, don't you Oz..." Hugo sighed.
"He's a story deleting jerk who can't handle fetishes..." said Oscar.
Hugo sighed and shrugged.
"Yeah he's still at it..." Hank groaned at his chums in the piss worm gang.
"Let's just make up lies about him because we know Jack shit about the law... We're just triggered snowflakes..." said one of Hank's chums.
...
At sea. Planet Express charted a small speed boat and in a wide arc they cut through the brine around the giant squids.
"Take me oh luscious mollusks! No biting though!" Oscar yelled feeling horny.
Bart face palmed.
"Oz just stop..." Lisa groaned, feeling ill.
"Oh look it's N-I-G-E-L... um doing whatever Acronym named robots do..." said Oscar.
Bart sighed.
The tech geek for C-O-L-D reprogrammed NIGEL to speak like Spongebob... It's meta...
"We get it... same voice actor..." Bart sighed.
Bart Gremlin was trying to take off his diaper. He grunted as the sticky tabs were fasted too tight.
"I also used gaffe tape to fasten his diaper..." said Oscar.
Bart frowned at Oscar.
"Help!" People cried.
Bart Gremlin jabbered and dived into the sea. Green scutes of the gremlin creature's spines cut through the waves.
However the gremlin was no match for the slippery giant squids as a tentacle tied the Bart gremlin up.
Bart Gremlin grunted as he was squeezed by the tentacle.
"Lucky..." Oscar groaned.
"Oz seriously! Enough!" Bart yelled.
Lisa face palmed.
Oscar got out a hentai manga and read it, giggling aroused.
Bart frowned.
NIGEL the robot then died again...
"Oh my god! They killed NIGEL!" said the tech geeks at COLD.
"You Bastard!" Is what they would have said if they were allowed to swear on the cartoon...
Bart winced.
Bart gremlin winced as he was kept ensnared in the squid tentacle's coils. He sweated and wet his diaper.
"There needs to be big wet shiny nosed cartoon creatures too..." Oscar insisted.
Bart face palmed.
"Hi!" Zilla arrived.
"Imposter!" Oscar yelled. He likes the real Godzilla.
Zilla sighed.
...
More Bart Gremlins fight the giant squids by biting them.
The squids excreted tar for some reason instead of ink.
The water grew murky and gooey as the the Bart gremlins thrashed about in the gooey tar water.
"We need fire, and plenty of it..." said Farnsworth.
"That would be highly destructive Professor..." said Oscar.
Farnsworth scoffed.
"I would just like to state, even though I can't breathe nuclear beams of radioactive death like the real Godzilla. I suddenly learnt to breath fire..." said Zilla.
"No you didn't! That is bull shit writing!" Oscar yelled.
"Oz language!" Marge told him off.
"I need to save the day..." said Zilla.
"Not through illogical power creep just to keep the show going..." Oscar seethed. "Godzilla Wars showed Zilla would lose to Godzilla and the other classic monsters..." said Oscar.
Anguirus roared like Draygon.
"Yes they used the same roars..." Oscar sighed.
Through the power of sudden flame breath, Ie "Oh this Zilla has to survive the entire series... Um he can breath fire somehow..." Zilla Jr roasted the giant squids. (And the Bart gremlins...)
"Mmmm... what smells like fresh calamari..." Oscar sniffed with his tiny nose. He smelt cooked squid.
Bart glared at him.
The roasted, definitely dead squids were taken to shore and sliced up into rings with the same girth as inner tubes one would wear when swimming.
"Where are you getting these units of measurement?!" Hugo yelled.
"Look they're huge squids..." said Oscar.
"Maaaaarrrryyyyy..." said Jackeé Harry.
Plot 3
Everyone on the beach gathered for an all you can eat, monster sized calamari buffet.
Bart face palmed.
"Seriously you're eating the monsters..."
"They're squids..." said Oscar.
"May I remind you Oz when you tried to rewrite my copy of Fellowship of the Ring to state the Fellowship cooked and ate the Watcher in the water..." Hugo seethed.
Oscar laughed. "That was funny..."
"Morbo is pleased but stuffed. Morbo demands more garlic sauce." said Morbo eating calamari.
However since the alien squid attack only lasted half an episode they needed a Kaiju to fight Zilla Jr.
"Is it rebooted Gigan..." Oscar sighed.
"No we're not paying royalties for the other monsters..." said the cartoonists.
Instead it was a new monster called C-Rex. A giant two legged crab thing with the yellow flower that tried to eat Peter in the Jumanji film as a mouth and tentacles... despite that crustaceans don't have tentacles...
"Obviously one of the artists has thing for tentacles..." said Hugo.
Meanwhile the parallel universe C-Rex that Bart Gremlin and his brood have to deal with is a yellow cartoon tentacle thing with a big round wet shiny red nose and buck teeth, wearing a diaper...
Bart face palmed.
"Enough!" Hank yelled.
Oscar sticks his middle fingers up at Hank.
Marge frowned.
Both C-Rexes, the real one and Oscar's moronic cutesy version could swim through tar. They even ate tar...
The goofy cartoon creature sniffed with his big wet shiny red nose and spotted more of the weird tar producing squids.
Bart winced as he was eating the squids...
"And I got my wish, one of the next batch of monster squids grabbed me..." Oscar was tied up by the squid tentacles. He moaned aroused.
Bart face palmed.
The goofy cartoon C-Rex grinned watching Oscar squirm.
Hank seethed. Suddenly there were extremely far people, fat, ample sized blobs in swimming costumes.
Hank screamed in rage.
"Oh great you're offended by love handles and muffin tops..." Homer seethed.
"Stop shaming my normal attitude! Freaks!" Hank screamed.
Homer shrugged.
...
Oscar insisted on giving the goofy cartoon version of C-Rex a ridiculous name.
"Ganglegarf Flapperjacket." Oscar smirked still tied up in the coils of the squid tentacles.
Bart face palmed.
The tar eating cartoon monster rolled his eyes.
Oscar was being squeezed tight by the tentacles. He grunted and struggled.
"Maybe ask Teddy to help you..." Bart groaned.
"Hold on, I have to use the bathroom." said Teddy the living teddy bear creature as he scampered off to use a near by tree as a bathroom.
"I don't need the bathroom, I'm going in my diaper." said Oscar as he squinted and shut his eyes tight while peeing.
Cousin Hank seethed.
Bart rolled his eyes.
"I'm seriously pissed off, and not just over my missing balls from 69 days ago but that freak putting their diaper crap stories back..." Hank's friend seethed.
"Go to your safe space Karen..." said Oscar.
Hank's friend seethed.
The cartoon yellow tentacled monster began sniffing Oscar's diaper with his big wet shiny red nose. Oscar sweated and blushed.
Bart face palmed.
"Stop writing that!" Hank yelled.
Oscar was being sniffed by the cartoon monster's big wet shiny red nose. Oscar sweated and blushed.
"Let's all find a bar and leave the creep to enjoy himself..." Bender sighed.
"No! Do not let him enjoy himself!" Hank seethed.
"Look! I'm fat and in my trunks! I'm a Flabbi!" said Homer having changed into his trunks to show off his revolting, sweaty flabby figure.
Hank screamed in rage.
Bart rolled his eyes.
"Um hello?" said Zilla.
"Go away fake Godzilla..." Bart groaned.
Zilla did the roar.
"That's the only bit you got right!" Bart groaned.
The goofy cartoon C-Rex Oscar created was still sniffing his diaper with his big wet shiny red nose. Oscar giggled aroused.
The monster grinned and sniffed him again.
...
In town.
"I feel really bad for leaving Oscar all alone..." Marge sighed.
"He is screwing up the story simply to troll Hank..." Bart sighed.
Hank seethed.
It the rained corn...
Bart winced.
"Corn you say?" Hyper chicken asked and squawked.
"Finally! A talking chicken!" Teddy cheered.
Bart face palmed.
Hugo winced.
"I say! I say! I'm just a small time chicken lawyer!" said Hyper Chicken.
"Your Lionel Hutz is a talking chicken..." Lisa sighed.
"Uh yeah..." said Leela.
"Can I buy some clothes, in green? No wait! Spring green!" asked Teddy. He likes the colour spring green.
Bart face palmed.
"No now be quiet! Fuzz ball!" Homer yelled.
Teddy frowned.
"At least let me buy a pie! I LIKE PIE!" Teddy yelled.
Bart growled under his breath annoyed and flustered.
"So where are you from?" Lisa asked Amy.
"Mars, the Planet Mars." said Amy.
Lisa winced.
Back at the beach. The cartoon tentacled creature was still sniffing Oscar's diaper with his big wet shiny red nose. Oscar squirmed and wriggled.
He frowned and squeezed the monster's big red shiny round nose. It squeaked like a squeaky toy. Oscar grinned and squeezed his nose again.
The monster grinned and sniffed him again.
"Well at least he's friendly..." said Oscar. The creature was still sniffing his diaper. Oscar blushed and sweated. He gave that puppy dog look.
The Simpsons and the Planet Express crew were summoned.
"Hey!" Bart groaned.
"How rude! Just as I am annoying Hank by writing about shiny nosed cartoon creatures sniffing my diaper..." Oscar frowned.
Hank screamed in rage and stormed off.
...
The Simpsons and Planet Express sighed as Oscar spent some time being sniffed by the goofy cartoon tentacle monster with buck teeth and a big wet shiny red nose. Simply to troll Hank.
COLD were still around. "We're monitoring the fisheries, for anymore aquatic mutant life forms..."
"Fish heads...":Hugo rasped.
"Oh for crying out loud!" His family all groaned.
Fry frowned. He had grown to despise those COLD stooges.
Then Dr Nick arrived.
"Hi everybody!" said the quack.
"Hi Dr Nick!" said everyone.
"Dr Nick from Godzilla..." said Bob the narrator. Everyone gawked as crickets chirped. "Dr Nick Tatopoulos..."
Everyone was still baffled.
Bob sighed flustered. "He's Greek-American..."
"Greek?! Ah! Keep him away form my finest crockery! I know what you bloody Greeks like to do with plates!" Oscar yelled, still tied up by the cartoon tentacle creature's tentacles.
Ganglegarf Flapperjacket Frowned at Oscar and squeezed him slightly. "Ow! My ribs!" Oscar whined.
"Oz stop with the racist stereotypes!" Lisa yelled.
"What! Greeks like to smash plates..." Oscar sighed.
Lisa rolled her eyes.
"Can I just-" asked Dr Nick. The Greek one from Godzilla.
"Oh go home and eat some baklava or something!" Oscar yelled still tied up by Garglegarf.
Lisa seethed.
"We need to do something about that thing..." Dr Nick sighed pointing to Garglegarf Flapperjacket. "Before it proliferates..." Ie before it breeds...
"But I like proliferating..." Hugo whined.
"Yeah that's why I swallowed your Golgari deck, jerk!" Oscar yelled. He got squeezed again. "Ow!"
Hugo frowned.
"No ones annoyed that prude jerk Hank for a while... I'll spam pictures of Marge farting at him..." said the fart fetish guy.
Hank screamed in rage.
"Hank it's farts... how is that sexually explicit..." Oscar sighed.
Hank stormed off again.
Bart sighed.
The cartoon yellow tentacle creature with buck teeth and a big wet shiny red nose sniffed Oscar with his shiny round nose.
Oscar frowned and stuffed his hands up the cartoon menace's nose. Splat! He grimaced and tugged at the creature's gooey snot.
"Eeeeeeew..." everyone groaned.
"Oz enough of the snot..." Bart groaned.
...
Eventually Garglegarf released Oscar and once he was pulled free of his snot every headed back to the red Planet Express building.
"Can I stop to buy spring green clothes?" Teddy asked.
"No!" Everyone yelled.
Teddy sulked.
We cut to the dining table that is also the boardroom or crew meeting room.
"I would like to state that Fry is Sus..." said Oscar.
"That franchise still doesn't exist yet Oz..." Bart sighed.
Oscar pouted.
"I may not have been able to shop for spring green coloured clothes but At least I found this pie..." said Teddy holding a pie.
Bart face palmed.
"I LIKE PIE!" Teddy yelled.
Bart seethed.
"Guys if we could just-" Leela sighed.
"I am not finished being annoying!" Oscar declared loudly with a grin. "Um... help me out here Teddy..."
"Oh! Oh! Oh!" Teddy bounced about on his stool, he had ants in his pants, if he wore any... "Make Üter Zörker count to one million!" Oscar was about to give his two cents. "In German!"
"Now Ted... that's just cruel... just because numbers in German are stupidly long..." said Oscar.
Üter seethed.
"Also don't mention the war..." Oscar whispered.
Leela sighed.
"Okay can I call this staff meeting to order..." Hermes sighed.
Oscar sighed and allowed him to get to the serious and boring stuff.
"First order of business. Someone drank all of my inferno hot sauce! Who ever that is must be suicidal! I only have a few drops on my goat curry!" said Hermes in a Jamaican accent.
"That was my school mate Flame Magmarashi. He's a hot sauce champ... he can eat anything spicy..." said Oscar.
Flame, a boy with black and red hair was chugging hot sauce.
"How are these people arriving?!" Hugo winced.
"You left the portal back to the Twenty First Century open..." said Oscar. Groundskeeper Willie wandered in.
"Ach!" said Willie.
Professor Farnsworth sighed.
...
The meeting continued.
"Any other order of business?" Hermes asked.
"Can we evict Fry? I think he's the imposter..." said Oscar.
"Oz that game does not exist yet!" Bart yelled.
"Good news everyone!" said the Professor.
Bender seethed. He knew those words meant a delivery mission.
"Fry, Leela and Bender, you'll be making a delivery to Thanatos IV... the planet of death..." said Farnsworth.
Oscar fell off his stool laughing hysterically.
Bart winced at him.
"He finds some of the planets we visited amusing... he always breaks out in giggles..." Leela sighed.
Oscar was still laughing while on the floor.
"Death? We don't want it..." said Homer.
Bart face palmed.
Plot 4