Holidays of Future Passed I Don't Wanna Stop! To the future once again! The Simpsons get fed up with the kids antics and kick them out, Oscar retired from being the goggle wearing narrator and hires a replacement and crazy future stuff!
Plot
The chalkboard gag is "Obama is not the Candyman." Yes he is!
Bart winced.
The chalkboard gag is the one with the weird gravity pulling the Simpsons in different directions again. Once again Oscar insists the weird gravity is caused by Nightmare from Metroid Fusion.
...
Bart, Lisa, Hugo, Oscar and Hank from BD's continuity are fleeing Sideshow Bob who is back again... Also canon is stupid for having him take a backseat from being the reoccurring villain. ( also please dont make hank talk about shrek and green eggs this time, just dont please. just make him talk about spongebob or futurama instead. - Hank's creator)
Shut up jerk. I'll make him say what I like!
"Would you eat greens eggs while we run for all lives?" Hank asked holding green eggs and ham.
"Not even with Henry's six wives!" Bart yelled at him.
"You can't run forever Bart! I have grasshopper DNA!" Bob yelled hopping after them.
"Why didn't he modify his DNA to be a lot more quiet!" Hank groaned.
Sideshow Bob sang Gilbert and Sullivan.
(Pirates of Penzance.)
Bart screamed. "Ay carumba! Now he's tormenting us with his fruity singing!"
"Which never came up much..." said Oscar.
"I have Zombie ant fungus too!" Bob yelled. "Which I'm sure you're amused by Oscar..."
"Yes because now you be those mushroom zombies from The Last of Us!" Oscar cheered.
"Oh chickenshit!" Peter Shepherd swore.
"Peter stop cursing in this game!" Judy yelled.
"You're not in this franchise." said Peter, not unless they add Jimmy Neutron as a DLC they aren't.
"How long must you torment me?!" Bart whined.
"Until I've finally killed you Bart!" Sideshow Bob snarled.
"Or that he is still making failed attempts on your life in the future..." said Oscar.
"Oz what are you doing?" Hugo winced.
"I am trying to cut away to the future..." Oscar groaned.
"Remember when we sold sandwiches?" Lisa asked.
"Yes now let me continue the story." said Oscar annoyed.
"Save us first Oz!" Bart whined as Bob was gaining on them.
Oscar sighed and snapped his fingers. Bob vanished.
"Where did he go?" Hank winced.
"Who cares? Now to the future!" said Oscar.
...
This time in the future because BartDudez said so, The Simpsons were fed up with their grown up children and kicked them out. Well it all happened earlier that morning.
"YOU DAMN DIRTY APES!" Oscar screamed while in the lounge wearing only a diaper. Also he was in his late teens so the diaper wearing was just creepy now and embarrassing. Not cute.
Marge sighed.
Bart was lying on the couch drinking beer. In this timeline he is still a failed single father to Kirk and Picard Aka Jiff and Skippy.
Homer glared at him.
"Bart why haven't you got a job yet?!" He growled.
"Dunno, I dropped out of school so no one will hire me..." said Bart.
Homer seethed.
"And Oscar stop wearing diapers..." Homer groaned.
Lisa was protesting. She held a sign protesting against Trump.
Marge sighed. "I know dear but cheer up, things aren't that bad."
"Yes they are! I can't go out the house without wearing a mask! A million died because our stupid president won't listen to scientists who's job it is to know about diseases! He keeps spouting ridiculous conspiracy theories!" Lisa whined.
"Hey! He's telling the truth man! The establishment is trying to kill us all!" A nutjob ranted.
Lisa seethed.
Oh and Hank was annoying Marge by playing Fairytale of New York, that homophobic Christmas song.
"You scumbag, you maggot! You cheap lousy faggot!"
"Hank! Enough!" Marge yelled at her nephew.
Hank pulled a face at her.
Hugo was eating fish heads.
"Hank stop playing offensive songs!"
(I ain't saying she's no Gold-digger was playing.)
"Mom! Hugo's lunch stinks..." Lisa groaned.
"I have a diaper rash..." Oscar groaned.
Graggle glared at Oscar in disgust.
...
Outside the Simpsons house.
Hank Bart Lisa Hugo and Oscar are sitting outside the house covered in luggage.
Don't you mean garbage?
No luggage...
"Well this sucks." Hank said annoyed.
"Gah. Now where are we going to stay." Bart said.
"Well I have my college dorm. But you're not living with me Bart." Lisa frowned.
"How do you have a dorm? You're 16 Lis." Bart asked.
"I finished school early. Plus they gave me the dorm anyway." Lisa said.
"Makes sense." Bart said.
"Well doesn't Homer own that one house. Yknow. The one he brought when he was drunk. The house down the road from here." Oscar asked.
"You mean the one underwater because he wanted to live under the sea like Ariel..." Bart groaned.
"We will move there!" Hugo stated.
"And Bart can live with us as I wuv you two!" Oscar hugged Bart and Hugo.
They blushed embarrassed.
"Well I need Bart because I am still obsessed with stitching us back together." said Hugo being creepy.
"Well I don't want to live with you two..." said Bart.
Oscar frowned. "Fine..."
"What about Hank?" Lisa asked.
"Can I live with any of you guys?" Hank asked.
"No you're annoying! And also lazy like your father! You go on about Shrek and other stupid junk. Oh and you have an emo girlfreind." Oscar said
"SHES NOT AN EMO OR A HIPPY!" Hank shouted at Oscar.
"And you keep offering me Green eggs and Ham!" Oscar yelled.
"Thats My Clone That Does That!" Hank shouted.
"I Dont care!" Oscar yelled.
"And it's delicious!" said Sam I Am.
"No it is not delicious!" Oscar yelled.
...
The kids were still discussing living arrangements.
Homer put out the rubbish.
"I don't care where you lot live! You're not staying here!" Homer yelled.
The kids pouted.
"You shouldn't be so hard on Lisa. she's not even an adult. it'll be illegal to kick her out." Graggle said
"If I have to kick out most of the kids, I'd have to kick out all of them so it'll be fair." Homer said angrily
"Do you want to go to jail for kicking a minor out onto the streets?" Graggle said.
"Im sure she'll find a place to stay." Homer said,
Then Lordakia was fighting Godzilla.
Giant monsters fighting and roaring.
"Oz do something!" Lisa whined.
"Hell no! I'm getting too old for this!" Oscar groaned.
"Oz you're 17..." Bart sighed.
"My point exactly. I'm almost twice my canon age..."
They went their separate ways to avoid the giant monsters.
Hank got dragged along by lisa. Lisa was the only one who could tolerate him.
Lisa went to college. In one time line she is a lesbian rooming with a telekinesis girl called Valerie.
"Valeriiiiieeee!" Oscar sang Valerie by Amy Winehouse again.
Lisa sighed.
In another timeline She rooms with her potential husband Hugh Parkfield.
"Hey! I wanted that soy popsicle!" Lisa yelled as Hugh kept getting things she wanted or needed. He took the last soy popsicle from the vending machine.
Hugh ignored her while sucking on the soy popsicle.
Lisa seethed.
"I prefer the timeline with Valerie..."
Bart moved back into the abandoned fourth grade classroom as Skinner merged the classes as he couldn't find a new teacher to replace Edna.
A door appeared. He answered.
"You've got custody of the kids this episode. Oh and Jerry's back." said Jenda handing Jiff and Skippy to him. I'm still calling them Kirk and Picard...
(Alien scream)
"Okay Jerry, go to the gym then..." Jenda sighed.
Bart sighed. Well you should have studied at school...
...
Homer's under the sea house.
Oscar and Hugo entered via the air locked elevator.
"Hey there, welcome to the underwater home of Homer J Simpson. I bought this house because I really wanted to live under the sea... Stupid Sebastian... Now this decompression elevator takes three hours... so to pass the time I will sing Under the Sea from the Little Mermaid." Homer has recorded himself to keep himself entertained during decompression.
"Under the seeeeeeeaaaaa! Under the seeeeeeaaaa! Where there's no accusations! Just friendly crustaceans! Under the seeeeeeeaaaa!"
Oscar danced to the Disney music.
Hugo sighed and rolled his eyes.
"I like Disney..." Oscar grinned.
Hugo sighed and read a book.
While they waited, Lisa dealt with more weird college friends.
"Martin Prince?"
"I am Marcina now!" Martin was now a girl...
Lisa winced.
"And I'm married to Mickey Mouse!" said Martina.
Bart was lamenting his failed life.
"You're embarrassing!" Kirk yelled.
"Jerry is a better Dad!" Picard yelled.
And Picard screwed up time again creating Dracip.
"Uh... no..." said Picard Simpson.
Eventually The lift decompressed so Oscar and Hugo could enter the underwater house.
Karl Stromberg from The Spy Who Loved Me was there.
"Oh um... wrong underwater base..." said the supervillain.
Oscar winced.
"Hey boys!" said Homer.
"Hey Dad..." Hugo sighed.
"Let me be mean to him!" Homer whined.
"No..." Oscar seethed.
...
At the Simpsons.
"Well I suppose Oscar was being annoying..." said Marge.
"And Lisa has become a real Mary Sue..." Homer groaned.
The underwater house.
"Well I'm taking a brief retirement from being the narrator. I think I might write Futurama Fanfiction..." said Oscar.
"Hank already does that." Bender from futurama told Oscar.
Oscar winced at Bender.
"Okay who will narrate and have annoying shenanigans I'll have to deal with." Hugo sighed.
"I'm glad you asked. Meet my replacement. Ie Davis to Tai in Digimon 2.0. Jaden to Yugi in Yugioh GX, Shobu's brother who wakes up from a coma..." Oscar listed the second protagonist to the original in animes when they get their first sequel series which usually ties in with the original by featuring the previous protagonist.
Out of the decompression chamber which was full of steam stepped out a boy about Oscar's main canon age. Nine years old. He had wacky spiked red hair held up with purple goggles and was wearing a fleece collar pilot's jacket and shorts.
"Hi, Ratchet's the name. Ratchet Kimura." said Ratchet.
"Okay..." said Hugo.
"No I created and named him long before Ratchet and Clank existed..." said Oscar.
"I wasn't inferring anything." Hugo sighed.
"Anyway... Please don't tell me you're exactly like Oscar..." Hugo sighed to to the red haired anime boy.
"No I am nothing like that psychotic clown! I don't prance about in diapers, I'm toilet trained... And I don't go around yelling pop culture references..." said Ratchet.
"Well aren't you a barrel of laughs..." Oscar frowned at him.
Ratchet sighed.
Plot 2
There was a commercial for Tasty juice.
"Tasty Juice! Drink it and turn it to peeeeee!"
Ratchet winced.
"Hehehehe... pee..." Oscar grinned.
...
Meanwhile Bart Hank And Bender Stole Some Go-karts and rode around a mall. Oh and Bart was drunk.
Bart belched drunk.
"Green Eggs and Ham..." Hank cheered.
"Nooooooo! I told Oscar No!" Hank's creator yelled.
Bart Hank And Bender laid there drunk. Bender wasn't drunk though as the type of android he was required alcohol as fuel. But he played along.
"I Wish my girlfreind could've been here to mess around with these karts. Zoom Zoom. Crash." Hank moaned drunk.
But she was too busy cutting her wrists because she's an Emo!
Bender belched drunk.
And then the mall closed.
"Wait. We're locked in?" Hank said.
Hank and Bender squealed like a little girls.
The future.
Springfield now has flying cars, Terminator Homers and Klaatu waiters at restaurants.
Barney finally died of alcohol poisoning.
Moe cloned himself to help run the bar. A Moe spider lived with them.
"What? A spider got in the cloning chamber!" said Moe spider.
"How curious! Just like a mouse fell in the Dark Genie's jar of imprisonment." said The fat genie monster that destroys Toan's home village.
"Uh... You're a genie..." said Moe.
"Yes I suppose I do resemble one but I am actually a mouse transformed by a small amount of the Dark Genie's evil power." said the fake Dark Genie which was actually a mouse.
"I'm the real Dark Genie, yes the white haired edgelord Sephiroth rip-off Toan meets in the first dungeon is the Dark Genie." said King Seda/Dark Genie.
The sequel is just Phil from the Rugrats as a rabbit person.
Moe and his clone argued over who was the real Moe.
"I'm Moe!"
"No I am!"
"No I am!"
Bart Hank And Bender Were All Screaming Around The Mall.
"WERE DOOOOOOOOOOOOMED!" Bart screamed.
"DOOOOOOOMED!" Bender And Hank Screamed After Him.
...
Homer's underwater house.
Oscar was juggling fruit that was in the fruit bowl.
Ratchet sighed as he typed up the episode.
"Damn dirty apes!" Oscar yelled.
Ratchet sighed.
"I am Cornholio!" Oscar referenced amusing things.
"No. I am not goofing off like you seem to always do! How do you even have friends. People must be frustrated with you!" Ratchet yelled.
"People must think you're a killjoy..." Oscar sighed bored.
College.
Lisa was in the library when a robot cried, because the sophisticated humanoid robot cried it short circuits and its head melted.
Lisa winced exasperated when she saw the robot's head melt.
Bender then realised they were in the future.
"We must go back to the past and fix the timeline. Afterall. The grass turned purple!" Bender said.
"Yea!" Hank said.
"The grass didnt chan-" Bart said
"SHADDUP!" Bender shushed bart.
Bender then took them back before they got stuck in the mall. And erased their memories from getting stuck in.
"You know. lets not use the karts in the mall." Bender said.
"Oh okay." Bart and hank said.
They then used the karts on the highway instead.
"Um chief... those are not street legal vehicles..." said Lou to Chief Wiggum. In the future all cops now have Robocop bodies with ovens in their chests.
"Eh let em have fun Lou..." said Chief Wiggum.
Outside in the park, the grass was purple.
"It's not purple!" Bart yelled.
"SHADDUP!" Bender yelled.
Zia Simpson, Lisa's teenage daughter was looking after Kirk and Picard Simpson. Bart's sons.
"Wow! Look at all the purple grass!" said Kirk Simpson. The one with the glasses wearing a suit.
And then a naked hippy started making out with a human horse hybrid.
"Okay that's just weird..." said Picard. 'Hey!" Zia covered his eyes.
...
Then we talk about the parallel universes again. This time 72BM created one which a destructive giant gas cloud or assimilating life form called The Mass.
"Basically the Thing." said Bart.
It assimilated Homer, Moe, Ralph (possibly) and Hank's left ear.
"My ear!" Hank whined.
Then The Mass encountered the Thing.
The Thing freaked everyone out by being gory and freaky.
The Thing ate Ratchet. He'll be back later.
"He was being a real killjoy..." Oscar sighed.
Then The Mass and The Thing encounter the negative energy life form from My Rugrats fanfiction.
"Okay we need to leave this universe... it's screwed..." Oscar sighed.
They arrived in a universe with a screaming sun.
"Aaaaaaagh!"
"Rick we cannot stay here!" Jerry yelled.
"Jerry we're not going back to that everything is on a cob planet..." said Rick. More on him in uh later seasons.
Bart winced.
The sun was still screaming.
Hugo sighed.
Elsewhere Barack Obama was now the Candyman killer from Candyman.
"Be my victim..." he said in a deep voice.
Milhouse screamed and fled.
The Simpsons from The Mass universe tried to find another universe.
They arrived in Bart to the Future. The potential future where Lisa is president and Bart is a jobless bum wearing Hawaiian shirts and has dumb catchphrases.
"Moochy Moochy?" said Hawaiian shirt Bart wanting money.
"Okay that's it we're leaving!" Oscar yelled.
"You said it boy." Homer agreed.
"Yeah well you wanna leave because he's being a worthless, lazy bum, I wanna leave because of his stupid catchphrases and his hideous Hawaiian shirts..." said Oscar.
They went to a planet or dimension where everything is on a cob.
"Oh look! Raspberries on a cob!" said Lisa.
"This is horrible! We're leaving!" Rick was horrified.
"Well we like it here." said the Simpsons.
"That old guy acts like Uncle James when he's drunk." said Hugo.
...
Lyceria, the ice planet of wolf people from Irreep's art world.
Yugi Moto was shivering and wearing a parka, Quiffy was there and an android boy and Ratchet.
"Yugi in the snow! He's dressed like a girl..." Ratchet sang to Jingle Bells while playing a guitar.
"Hey!" Yugi whined.
"There's Quiffy and an android..."
"I see dead people..." said the android boy. What?! The character from Artificial Intelligence has the same actor as the kid from Sixth Sense...
"Aaaaaaand... now I've run out of silly lyrics..." said Ratchet.
A far more warmer planet...
"Oz don't try and dive bomb! The water is too shallow!" Quiffy stopped Oscar.
"Uh guys... Tombi's swimming naked..." Monkey Hero winced.
Tombi was naked!
A derpy looking fish with big eyes that was native to Irreep's entire fictional universe were in a shoal discreetly censoring Tombi. Also this was during my fan fiction where he was acting like a baby rather than a feral older kid. I couldn't determine his age and he has a high pitched voice in the video game.
"Also this planet is no picnic... there's Demonsaurs native here..." said Irreep.
Quiffy, Oscar etc fled the scary monsters Irreep called Demonsaurs.
Thing Planet.
"The home planet of John Carpenter's Thing." said Irreep.
Oscar via me IRL ahem, spent a few months screwing with Irreep's Thing part of her fan fiction by insisting they had assimilated Teddy, Oscar's living teddy bear creature into their gene pool so all mutations ended up with big wet shiny black noses.
"No Oz! My world is dark and edgy and this planet is a reference to The Thing, Alien, Tyranids and the Zerg..." Irreep sighed.
"Fine but I want a Smart Gun from Alien..." said Oscar.
Irreep sighed.
Oscar's drawing world.
Oscar was in his annoy Billy with clowns era. He turned several characters into clowns or clown fox demons wearing diapers..l
Ratchet winced exasperated.
"I take over from this doofus..." he sighed.
"I summon Clown Mandy, Clown Grim and Irwin in bits of Grim and Mandy's clown costumes, Ie Grim's wig and red clown nose and Mandy's costume.
Mandy with a blue wig and an round shiny orange clown nose rolled her eyes.
Billy screamed.
"Destroy us all! Destroy us all!" He yelled.
"Then I summon Clown Verne from UBOs and Clown Mac from Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends..." said Oscar.
Mac with blue clown hair and a pink round shiny clown nose winced.
"And I turn Ratchet into a baby clown fox demon wearing a diaper." said Oscar.
Ratchet protested but soon found he was a tiny little fox demon like Shippo but with a bright red fluffy tail and wearing a diaper.
Irreep has baffled and uncomfortable with his weird universe.
...
The Legion of Future Passed Doom.
Dr Caligarus, Lordakia, Ormph Tyrana, some tomb robbers, some time agents and Dracip, Billy Zane etc were discussing who should be the villain for this episode.
They decided on the actor who plays the Red Ranger in Power Rangers Wild Force.
More on him later.
"Darkness!" Billy yelled in Ansem's voice.
"No Billy, this guy is evil in real life."
The red Wild force power ranger murdered his roommate.
"It was man slaughter..." the Red Ranger whined. You still killed him! You maniac!
"How about I ruin the environment?" Mr Burns asked.
"Uh no..." said Dr Caligarus.
"Release the hounds?" Mr Burns asked.
Chalmers as Caligarus face palmed.
Elsewhere in the future the school lost another teacher. Something happened to Miss Hoover and she got replaced by Paula.
Then Skinner married her. Thankfully he didn't ditch her at the aisle...
"Everyone, put on your virtual reality helmets." said Paula.
They put their virtual reality helmets on together.
"Ready?" Said Paula.
Paula kisses Skinner.
"Your OCs suck..." Oscsr ranted.
Hank seethed.
He tried to summon a drunk called Joey to kill Oscar.
Oscar banished the man, Thanos style.
Hank seethed.
In main canon and fanon Skinner was lonely and no woman liked him.
"Well aren't you a jerk..." Hank seethed.
At the Simpsons house. Ratchet was there.
"So he's our new narrator..." said Homer.
"At least he's doesn't scream about Planet of the Apes..." Bart sighed.
"It's a classic movie, but no, I don't scream lines from it..." said Ratchet.
Plot 3
Meanwhile after they got thrown out.
"Well you can move in me if you want Hank. I mean there is a spare bedroom in my dorm afterall." Lisa told Hank.
"Thanks Lis." Hank told Lisa.
"But what about me!" Bart whined.
"You're a pimple on society's behind! And you'll never amount to anything Bartholomew! Because you're lazy!" Lisa snapped.
Bart sulked and went off somewhere to get drunk.
"That was uncalled for Lis..." Oscar frowned.
"No it's not. He's a failure at life. He was lazy in school..." said Lisa.
"Well hope you don't mind Hank playing songs with offensive lyrics and trying to offer you Green Eggs and Ham constantly..." Oscar sighed.
A Second hank then came.
"ITS THAT CLONE OF MINE THAT IS OBESSED WITH BLOODY EGGS!" He shouted.
"Error 404." Hanks clone said before exploding.
"Now. Where were we?" Hank said.
Oscar seethed.
Then Robbie Williams sang I don't wanna rock! But Oscar changed the lyric DJ to Jigglypuff.
"I don't wanna rock! Jigglypuff!"
"Jigglypuff!"
Lisa grimaced. "Come on Hank let's go."
At Homer's underwater house.
Hugo jump scared Oscar by walking from a dark corridor as he is used to the dark so doesn't turn lights on.
"Oz..."
Oscar screamed.
"Eep! You scared me to death." Oscar yelled.
"Aren't you supposed to be retiring and letting Ratchet take over.
"Why on Earth am I a clown fox demon wearing a diaper?!" Ratchet wearing clown makeup and a big red shiny round nose was a red tailed fox demon in a diaper.
Oscar laughed.
Hugo sighed baffled.
"Also I somehow wet my diaper..." Ratchet winced.
"Yeah I made you into a baby clown fox demon wearing a diaper." said Oscar.
The red haired goggle wearing boy with purple goggles seethed.
"He was also a mechanic in Robotrek for the SNES..." said Oscar.
"Yeah I'd like to get back to working in my garage and out of these diapers!" Ratchet yelled.
Teddy smirked and sniffed Ratchet's diaper with his big wet shiny black nose.
"Ugh! Stop that!" Ratchet whined.
Teddy continues sniffing him.
Hank seethed.
...
Bart went off to Moe's to get drunk. He left before Dark Genie arrived and went go karting in the mall with Bender.
"Hey Bender."
"Bite my shiny metal ass!" Bender yelled.
They then got locked in the mall and Wiggum unleashed a lion to hunt for giant rats.
In town, Eric, Bart, Hugo, Lisa and Maggie's younger brother, was riding the conveyor belt sidewalks.
"It took me ages to get used to those, considering I am a caveman." said Flint from Flint the Time Detective.
Eric glanced baffled at the black haired Neanderthal boy or possibly Cro-magon.
"Oogtar king of jungle!" said Oogtar.
Flint rolled his eyes.
"Glavin! Coming through!" said Frink. " I've invented a time machine so this episode can be set in the past as well as the future.
"Uh bad idea Doc. My nephew Picard already screwed with time once..." Eric winced.
In college Robot Hank malfunctioned.
"Error! Error!" The robot sparked.
Ratchet, now human and not dressed as a clown or wearing a diaper. sighed and powered down the robot and tightened up some bolts with a wrench and moved some wires about and soldered them.
"I didn't know you were a mechanic." said Lisa.
"Well unless you're psychic you don't know my name either. It's-" said Ratchet.
"Ratchet. She's not psychic but I am." said Valerie. She stared at her pencil case and it slide across the table from her telekinesis.
Ratchet looked unnerved. "Please no more weird people..."
"Anyway Hugo and Oscar are late to class, and kids aren't supposed to be on canvas." said Lisa.
Hugo arrived wearing a white lab coat and lab goggles. He took chemistry in college.
Oscar arrived with an easel and a pallet. Obviously he took an art course to draw cartoons.
"I'm also an undergraduate at Wizardry and Witchcraft college. Yes Harry Potter goes to college now..." said Oscar.
Harry Potter was at a college for witches and wizards.
Across the multiverses.
Bart the demolition worker driving a wrecking ball was trying to get a naked Miley Cyrus to let go of the wrecking ball.
He sighed.
Elsewhere Mooch Bart was still mooching off of people.
"Moochy moochy?" He begged grown up Richard for money.
Richard, who had a successful career sighed.
Mooch Bart was also being sued by Mochi from Monster Rancher for going "Moochy Moochy."
"Moochy!" Mochi the monster yelled annoyed.
"He has a bird's face, a green armadillo shell like Arachnus from Metroid Fusion and looks like a Japanese Mochi cake." said Oscar.
...
Teenager years.
Several weeks after Bart's 13th birthday. Bart was in his room eating Ramen. He has a thing for ramen noodles now...
Homer bursted in holding a bong.
"I got on weed again in this time line. Don't worry, Wiggum's cool with it. He's on the green too!" Homer smoked his bong.
Wiggum came in and relaxed clearly enjoying Homer's cannabis instead of arresting him. Of course Springfield could be a weed state.
"Nooooooo!" Marge screamed as it conflicted with her plastic fantastic lifestyle.
Diggs aka Daniel Radcliffe... was out of his asylum again.
"I escaped my nut house again..." said Diggs.
"Okay... Well don't try and jump off the roof thinking you're a bird and can fly..." Bart sighed.
"I am a bird! I'm a bird!" Diggs ran around flapping his arms.
Bart sighed.
"Bird is the word?" Peter grinned.
"Noooooo!" Oscar yelled.
Peter danced to Surfing Bird.
Oh and Eric behaves like Goten to Bart's Gohan.
"Okay... Eric everyone is driving me nuts! Time for a little sparring practice." said Bart. They practice self defence in this time line because of Green Lavos, Lordakia and Ormph Tyrana.
"Okay!" chirped Eric in a high tone.
Bart groaned.
Gohan and Goten were already in the backyard sparring.
"Okay Goten do you know how to block?" Gohan asked.
"Uh... I forget..." said Goten.
Gohan fell on his back with exasperation.
Bart sweat dropped.
Then Eric's friend from school and when it comes to fighting alien monsters like Lordakia, Prince Andor arrived.
"Andy!" Eric chuckled.
"That's his excellency Prince Andor to you! Dog!" The fearsome King Xanthrix yelled.
"Pops chill out... Eric's my friend..." The Young Alien Prince that didn't look obviously alien whined. The only way the Simpsons could tell was that Andor's people could fly and shoot Kamehameha beams from their palms, whereas humans can't.
Xanthrix sighed at his son mixing with commoners, human commoners at that.
Goten hung out with Trunks, who's father is Vegeta, who in turn was pretty evil during the whole Namek saga.
"He killed Vegeta Jr..." Nappa cried.
Vegeta face palmed.
...
Bowling alley, The kids are grown up era.
Bart was with his sons Picard and Kirk. Bender tagged along.
Oscar was in a lane with Gotenks. He annoyed him by being silly or referencing things.
"So I says to Darth Vader, did you get a paternity test?"
"I will slap you silly!" Gotenks yelled in Super Saiyan 1 form. His hair turned an ethereal glowing yellow.
"I'm already silly..." Oscar chuckled wearing a clown nose and honking a horn.
"Oh yeah..." Gotenks sighed.
Then Oscar kept calling Boba Fett, Ebola Fett.
"It's Boba!"
"Also you should sue Megaman X because Vile looks like your mandolorian armour..." said Oscar.
Then they gave up bowling to go to the marsupial planet Sargossa, Erik oves that planet for some reason. Possibly because of the marsupials.
A koala latched onto Oscar's face.
"Ahhhhh! Drop Bear!" He screamed.
Gotenks winced.
Ebola Fett was there.
Oh and General Thrawn is now General Prawn. And he's a prawn instead of a space Smurf.
A restaurant.
"I'll have the calamari." said Mon Mothma.
Admiral Akbar snapped his menu shut. "well... I'll guess I'll have the passive aggressive bitch! With a side order of FUCK YOU!"
His race are called Mon Calamari...
Springfield, The kids are adults timeline, well one of them but they all sort of blend in now and cross reference each other.
Obama as the Candyman ran around killing everyone and replacing the health system with Obamacare.
By which I meant he murdered people with his hook like the original candyman does if you say his name five times in the mirror. Not that his Obamacare killed people, unless your a greedy, fascist republican who doesn't believe in paying slightly more tax to finance welfare for poorer people who aren't as fortunate as you!
Ormph Tirana's ship.
The Alien warlord was observing Earth, deciding whether or not to fire a big ass Death Star laser at it. He was also having tea with a cruel Alien Empress who also thought little of primitive humans.
"Oh and Colin, fetch me the good biscuits..." said the Alien Empress to her butler Colin.
"Hmmmm, yes. Lort fetch my good biscuits while I observe this hideous planet..." said Ormph Tyrana.
Elsewhere Hank was drinking after driving down the freeway on a go kart. Bender arrived with a ray gun.
"Hey Hank! I just stormed the Capitol trying to overthrow the government!" said Bender.
"Pineapple fritter lemon fart!" Oscar yelled.
"Why? Well so I can deny I did anything illegal because I insist the election was rigged because I'm a sore loser! I want Romney!" said Bender.
"That wasn't a question... that was gibberish..." said Oscar.
"Just die already!" Hank seethed.
...
Moe's. Still run by Moe and Moe clone.
"I'm Moe!"
"No I'm Moe!"
"No I'm Moe!"
"No I'm Moe!"
Larry sighed.
Zoidberg came in.
"Hey slick." Moe had barred him for some reason.
"My name isn't slick. It's Zoidberg. JOHN FUCKING ZOIDBERG!" Zoidberg screamed.
Moe gulped.
Woosterfield mansion.
"We're the chipmunks! Alvin! Simon! Theodore!" Simon Woosterfield and his triplets sang while sighing flustered and annoyed by my obsession with them being the chipmunks...
"Narrator enough! That's just stupid now!" Bart groaned frustrated.
Oscar laughed.
"How did you even get in here..." Simon asked.
"You invited me in..." Oscar smirked.
"No I didn't... I hardly even know you..." said Simon.
Oscar sighed. "Can I at least stay and watch Max from The Little Mermaid sniff on repeat..."
"No! Now leave!" Simon yelled.
Bart frowned at Oscar.
Oscar went to Lisa's college to sing Valerie by Amy Winehouse at Valarie.
Plot 4
Teenager time line.
After Bart went out in the yard with Eric.
Maggie made herself a Monopoly tiny green plastic houses sandwich.
Marge sighed exasperated.
'Mmmmmm! Choking hazard..." said Maggie.
Lisa had spliced herself with Sonic DNA.
"Sonic DNA Ey... Hey Lis! Want a chilli dog?" Hank asked Lisa.
"Sure dude! I Love Chili Dogs!" Lisa said. She seemed to have put too much Sonic DNA in herself.
"Yay she's not a vegetarian now!" Hank cheered.
"Why do I need to be a vegetarian when you can eat delicious chili dogs!" Lisa said. Her hair started turning like Sonic.
"I Got some Sonic DNA Too Dudes!" Valerie said.
"And I turned into a green egg!" Hank's clone said.
"Are you cupid or stupid?" Hank said annoyed
"Cupid. With a K!" Hank's clone said grinning.
"What a complete dolt..." Ratchet sighed. Get used to him as he takes over from Oscar in my anime.
Elsewhere, the grown up Bart and Lisa time line. Ie where the kids are grown up.
Failed at life Bart was in the fourth grade classroom which was now rented out as a flat for him as they didn't hire a replacement for Edna so there's no fourth grade classes anymore.
His sons Kirk and Picard visit.
Failure Bart from season 2 arrived with Bart Junior.
"The pirate was Long John Silver, Dad." said Bart Jr.
"Shut up..." said Future Bart from Bart Gets An F.
Then another Future Bart arrived with millions of green Bart Gremlins wearing diapers.
"More rabbit mutants survived and mutated into gremlins." said the new alternative Bart.
...
Home, present.
Oscar kept annoying everyone by going on about how he wears diapers and letting his living teddy bear creature thing sniff him with his big wet shiny black nose.
"Ya think Oscarr has a diaper fetish." Lisa asked Hank.
"You took the words right outta my mouth!" Hank replied.
"We should have gotten him therapy when we had the chance." Graggle said.
"Shut up! You're not even a real character!" Oscar yelled. Teddy was sniffing his diaper.
In the future again. As well as Lard Lad's donut stores, Julio opened up Hard Lads. A night club. The killer Lard Lad mascot was carrying a blonde lady above him in a Patrick Swayze lift.
Ratchet winced, the red haired goggle wearing boy who is Davis to Oscar's Tai.
"Ratchet you're a kid you can't go in there..." said Oscar.