Assablanca The Griffins flee a meteor heading towards their home town and head towards Springfield. Finally... With gross out car wash gags and Hank screaming in rage at slightly fetishy things...
Plot
The joyful scene transition jingle plays. Family guy has a lot of musical jingles...
The Griffins leave town. Not because of the feminists. But because of a giant meteor...
"Right... a giant meteor..." Stewie sighed.
Rupert sat in silence.
"How comes your teddy bear doesn't talk?" Oscar asked.
Teddy kept singing "I feel like chicken tonight." From the commercial.
Stewie scowled. "Why do you think..."
Teddy was singing off key still.
"Yeah I suppose that is weird..." said Oscar.
"Okay, everyone here? I'll do a head count..." said Lois.
"No let's just leave Meg behind..." said Peter.
Lois glared at him.
"Okay fine... bad idea..." Peter sighed.
"I miss Eliza Thornberry Meg..." Oscar sobbed.
Stewie seethed. "Those were some frustrating times..."
"Hey the evil monkey is waving at us!" said Chris.
"I'm not waving... I'm pointing while glaring at you..." The snare jingle of the Evil Monkey plays.
"Now we don't know where the next bathroom is so I hope you all went before we left..." said Lois.
"Yes..." said the kids.
"I just went in my diaper... because Uh I'm a baby..." said Stewie.
"I went in my diaper too..." Oscar smirked.
"I'm not changing a handicapped kid's diaper..." Lois sighed.
Oscar glared at her.
"Well time to say our goodbyes. Bon voyage!" said Peter.
"Bye house!" Everyone cheers, leaving the house behind.
A hobo crept out from behind the garbage cans.
"Finally they're gone..." he sighed.
...
Now, the Griffins are far from Quahog and are on the road in their station wagon. The family wakes up.
"Peter, where are we?" Lois asked. She looked around, the town was unfamiliar, and Lois commuted every store or landmarks to memory.
"I don't know, I just woke up, too. I tied the steering wheel to my belt. I figure we've been on the road about 20% of the time." said Peter. He drove while asleep.
"Peter! That's very dangerous! You should stop somewhere to sleep!" Lois nagged.
"I can drive while reading Jughead comics..." said Peter reading a comic.
"The creator of that intellectual property is a jerk! They won't allow fan fiction of their creation..." Oscar seethed.
"Stop writing Yaoi of Moose and Jughead!" The creator yelled.
"My imagination, my rules..." Oscar snapped.
"Everyone pipe down... Jughead is eating loads of burgers... Hehehehe... Jughead you can't eat all those burgers..." Peter chuckled.
"Peter put that down!" Lois nagged.
"Dad, how long until we can go back home?" Chris asked.
"I don't know... Our town might be a smouldering crater when we get back..." said Peter.
"Simpsons did it first... the meteor, or asteroid..." Oscar sighed.
"Will you shut up!" Stewie yelled.
"You should have fled days ago in the protests... or apologised to those women..." Brian seethed.
"Hehehehe..l liberal men are such wimps... Right wing blowhards like myself never back down..." said Peter.
"I can make you surrender with my Paula Cole tape..." said Oscar menacingly.
Peter shuddered.
"Peter, we've been driving all night. Pull over to that gas station. We can use the bathroom and stretch our legs." said Lois groaning and rubbing her paralysed legs.
"Yeah I'm getting pins and needles..." Oscar groaned.
"You got it, babe." said Peter in a sultry manner.
Sonny and Cher sang I got you babe.
"Oh dear god!" Oscar and the Griffins screamed. They drove off in fear.
...
Later...
"Okay... now can we stop..." Lois sighed.
Peter looked around for Sonny and Cher. They were nowhere to be seen. "You got it babe." Peter smiles and stopped the car.
"Did you call me "babe"?" Lois asked.
"I did." Peter grinned.
"Babe, Pig of the City!" Oscar cheered.
Stewie gawked at him bemused.
"Oh Peter..." Lois giggled. They kiss...
"Uh weren't you mad at him last episode? Over his sexist comic..." Brian winced.
Peter and Lois kiss.
"Ew. Mom?" Meg groaned.
"You'll never have this, Meg." Peter taunted her.
"Yes she will, not all boys are shallow like the ones at Buddy Cianci a High School, which you changed the name of numerous times..." said Oscar.
Peter sighed.
"Meg... just talk to your weird talking goldfish fairies..." Peter sighed.
"Wands and wings!" Wanda sang.
"Floaty crowny things!" Cosmo sang.
"We get it... I dress like Timmy Turner..." Meg sighed.
Later, the Griffins are at the gas station. They exit.
"Okay, everyone go to the bathroom." said Lois. Meg goes in the ladies, Chris goes in the men's.
Oscar waits outside, absentmindedly bopping about while humming.
"Oz go to toilet..." Lois sighed.
"I am, right now... I'm going in my diaper..." said Oscar.
Lois groaned in disgust.
Hank seethed.
Later after everyone took a bathroom break.
...
They head back to the car.
"Alright, back in the car, kids. For this length of the trip, I was thinking of driving with my shirt off like New Mexico trash." said Peter.
"Oh dear god don't! I do not want to be blinded by seeing your man boobs!" Oscar screamed.
Hank seethed.
"Moooooobs!" Oscar teases Hank.
Hank screamed in rage.
"Moooooobs..." Oscar chuckled.
Teddy smirked.
"I hate you..." Hank seethed.
"Feelings mutual... jerk..." said Oscar.
Their car then drives off without them, leaving the family in shock.
"Hey!" Peter groaned.
"It got fed up with us..." said Oscar.
Stewie grimaced at him, bemused.
"Oh, my God! Our car!" Lous gasped.
"Someone's stealing it!" Meg gasped.
"No it gained sentence and got fed up with us and left for the Pixar's Cars universe!" Oscar yelled.
The Griffins glare at him with exasperated looks.
"Ah, crap." Peter groaned. "Wait I. An stop our car by copying Homer when he does a Terminator reference by chasing it while holding golf clubs!" said Peter.
"No our show is far more realistic over depicting obesity. You'll give yourself a coronary running after our car..." said Brian.
Peter sighed.
Homer chased Ned's car while holding golf clubs. "Ned? Neddy!"
"He's gaining on us!" Maude gasped.
"Must kill Sarah Connor.. I mean! Come on Ned! How about a little mini golf!" Homer asked in a gleeful tone.
"Ah, crap. Although, I gotta say, you never get to see somebody else driving your car. It's kind of cool. Kind of weird." said Peter.
...
At the gas station, the Griffins are now without a car...
"We're stuck here, Peter! And we don't even know where we are!" Lois whined.
Peter scoffed.
"This sign says we're at a place called Donnie's Discount Gas..." said Oscar.
"Hey Oz!" Donnie waves at them.
"Screw you pal! I wanted Ned to be eaten by baboons!" Oscar yelled.
Teddy shook his head disappointed with Oscar.
"Oz that Guy was just being friendly..." Meg sighed.
Oscar scoffed.
"Well, there's a sign." said Brian.
We pan up the hill as if climbing it. The Springfield white letters appear. The Simpsons theme tune plays.
The Griffins approach the sign, then our view turns around and the sign says, "Welcome to Springfield". Panning back, the Griffins see the view of the town.
"Huh, guess we're in a town called Springfield." said Brian.
"Springfield, eh? What state?" Peter asked, pondering.
"I can't imagine we're allowed to say." said Brian.
"We're allowed... Matt's just too lazy to say which Springfield..." Oscar sighed.
Matt seethed. "Look it's a fictional Springfield that's an amalgam of all the real Springfields..."
The Griffins and Oscar stare at Springfield while scratching their butts.
"Ugh... look at all the Krusty Burgers..." Oscar sighed. There were Krusty Burger signs dotted across the town with Krusty the clown's face on them.
The Griffins and Oscar walk into town. They look around.
Now, the Griffins walk around the town. They turn their heads and see the statue of Jebediah Springfield. Meg and Chris see the Aztec theater, then cut to the Krusty Burger sign. Brian and Stewie see the Springfield town hall, then cut to the court house.
"I have been in that court house many times... both on jury and as the defendant..." said Oscar.
"Why?!" Stewie asked flummoxed.
"I um tend to break the law a lot..." said Oscar.
Teddy shrugged.
...
"Oh, this Springfield place seems nice. We should visit here again." said Lois.
The town seems bright and peaceful. With no muggers etc...
"I don't know, Lois. This seems like a one-shot deal." said Brian.
Oscar face palmed. "That's not how it works Brian. Our universes are connected now, via the nexus, Traverse Town..."
At Traverse Town's First District. Carry on style music plays while Sora walks around. He gawks at seeing Futurama characters sitting in the cafe.
"Yeah their world got connected..." said Leon.
"Guys, we ain't here for fun, all right? We're here to find the police, report our stolen car... Oh, and don't drink the water. Everybody around here looks like they have hepatitis." said Peter.
We pan over to Simpsons characters like Nelson, Sideshow Mel and Herman. They are bright yellow.
The Griffin's wince in disgust.
Oscar laughed. "I thought that too when I first came here..."
"Dad, I'm starving. Can we get some food?" Chris whined.
"Lois, whip out your boob, give the boy his lunch." said Peter.
Oscar laughed. He um finds that to be amusing...
"Peter!" Lois yelled.
Oscar chuckled.
Cousin Hank seethed.
"Listen to the man." Chris insisted he be breastfed...
Oscar was still laughing.
Lois scowled.
"Yeah, Lois, listen to the man." said Brian.
Oscar stopped laughing and gasped. "You're in on this too?"
"Sure! Why not?" Brian smirked.
Peter chuckled.
"Peter I'm not breastfeeding Chris..." Lois sighed.
"Bitty..." said Oscar.
"We don't get that..." Stewie sighed.
"Fine... that weird kid in Game of Thrones..." said Oscar.
Stewie shivered in disgust. "Oh yeah.. totally got that reference..."
Plot 2
In town outside Android's Dungeon.
"How about we just go into that store there?" asked Lois.
Lois points to the Kwik-E-Mart. The Griffins approach it.
"It looks nice and cheery. Probably has food in it..." said Peter.
"No guys don't... The guy who runs it is a terrorist..." Oscar was being racist...
Teddy elbows him hard in the ribs while glaring at him. "Ow!"
They go in the Kwik e Mart anyway.
Chris winced because the doors are automatic. He doesn't know how automatic doors work..
"Uh, uh, excuse me?" Peter asked Apu.
"Hello. Welcome to the Kwik-E-Mart." Apu politely greets them.
Oscar screamed in terror. Teddy face palmed.
"He wants to kill us in the name of his gods!" Oscar wept.
Teddy the living teddy bear creature seethed
The Griffins winced.
n arcade game in front of him called "Applause Applause Revolution" makes applauding sounds.
Stewie rolled his eyes. I um don't get the random applause...
"Oh, I'm so sorry. Let me unplug that. Oh, such a nuisance!" Apu unplugs the Arcade machine.
"You just killed Wreck it Ralph..." Oscar seethed.
Teddy face palmed.
"Hello, funny-sounding Cleveland. What's the specialty to the house?" Peter asked.
Oscar laughed.
Cousin Hank seethed.
"For you, I'd recommend the donut." said Apu.
There is a box of donuts.
"Ooooh!" said Chris.
"Yum!" said Meg.
"Mmmm... donuts..." Oscar drooled.
...
Stewie is exasperated his family have never seen a donut before.
"Have you guys seriously never heard of donuts?"
The Griffins shake their heads at Stewie.
Stewie face palms.
"GO NUTS FOR DONUTS!" Oscar yelled delighted.
Stewie glares at him.
"Sorry I tend to yell random things a lot..." said Oscar.
Teddy face palmed.
"These are made fresh every day. And then, several days later, we receive them and make them available for purchase." said Apu.
"Eeeeeew..." Oscar groaned.
Peter is eating a donut.
Apu sighed are Oscar.
"Kali Maaaaaaaaa..." Oscar rasped.
Teddy face palmed. "Can you not do that every time we come here..."
"Fine... Pirate Kali... Kali Arrrrrrrr me hearties!""
Stewie winced at Oscar.
"Hey, are these... Are these free? 'Cause I forgot to mention, all our money is in our stolen car." said Peter.
Apu snatched the box of donuts from him. "Thank you, come again!" He said displeased this time.
"Thank you, come again!" Oscar rudely mimicking him in a racist The Kumars at number 42 accent. "Oh bhud bhud bhud! Bloody bastard Meera!"
Teddy glared at him.
"Sir, we can pay you back for the donuts when we find our car." Lois sighed.
"You think that I am moved by your sob story? I come from a country where the words for "sewage" and "beverage" are the same." said Apu cross with the Griffins.
"Eeeeeeew..." Oscar groaned.
"Apu, despite the smelly, poor areas, I'm sure it's not that bad..." Teddy sighed.
However a saviour arrived to pay for the donuts so the Griffins could feed themselves.
...
"I'll pay for their donuts." said a voice. Oscar recognised the voice as Homer's.
The Griffins gasped.
A man steps out of the shadows.
"Thank you so much, sir." said Lois smiling.
The bloke reveals himself to be a weird bootleg Homer. Like the fake Simpsons or Shmipsons from the movie...
"For what? I didn't say anything." said the Fake Bootleg Homer.
The Griffins shrugged their shoulders.
"Oh..." said Lois.
"It was me..." said a voice.
The Griffins gasped.
Homer emerges from the shadows.
Oscar scowled. He dislikes Homer because he bullies Hugo.
"How come this convenience store has so many shadowy parts?" asked Stewie.
"Probably for dramatic effect..." said Oscar waving his arms about in front of himself.
Stewie face palmed.
"Or Apu needs to replace a few lightbulbs..." said Oscar.
Apu, a dozen donuts for our albino visitors." said Homer to Apu.
Oscar screamed in terror.
"Ugh... now what..." Teddy groaned covering his ears.
"Die you chalk-faced, red-eyed, Slavic thieves! Die!" Oscar screamed trying to strike Peter with a baguette.
Teddy face palmed.
"We're not albino... Banana Cheese skin..." Peter replied.
"You're not from Albania?" Homer asked.
"No..." said Peter frowning.
"Oh..." said Homer.
"That's a thing we do... be bigoted towards Albania..." said Oscar.
Cousin Hank seethed.
...
"Anyway, whoever you are, I'll pay for your donuts." said Homer.
"Wow! For reals?!" Peter asked with glee.
"No man should be so poor he cannot pay for a donut. I was once you. I couldn't afford donuts. Tell them what I did, Apu." said Homer.
"He stole the donuts." said Apu.
Oscar laughed. "He stole the donuts..."
Teddy raised an eyebrow concerned and baffled.
"I stole the donuts." said Homer.
"Well you're an illegal immigrant Apu..." said James Bouvier.
Homer frowned at James.
"I hate Erik too! We're replacing James with my OC Edward!" Hank seethed.
"No we're not, jerk. Now leave..." said Oscar to Hank.
Hank seethed and stormed off.
Homer gives the donuts back to the Griffins but keeps two.
"That's very nice of you, Mister..." said Lois.
"Simpson. Homer Simpson." said Homer.
"He's the greatest guy in histoooooory..." Oscar sang to the Flintstones.
Teddy face palmed.
"From the... town of Springfield! He's about to hit a chestnut tree..." Oscar sang.
Homer sighed exasperated. "You'll have to get used to that..."
"Oh we have..." Peter sighed rolling his eyes at Oscar.
"We're the Griffins. Peter, Lois, Stewie, and then, uh, you know, the others. Brian, I guess." said Peter.
Meg glared at her Dad.
"Do not ignore Meg!" Oscar seethed.
Peter sighed.
Peter eats his donut. "These are pretty yummy."
"Yeah well I have a thing where when I think about good food I go Mmmmmmmm!" said Homer.
Peter winced at Homer.
...
Outside the Kwik e Mart.
"So what brings you to Springfield?" Homer asked Peter.
"Well a meteor is about to hit our town..." said Peter.
"That happened here too. Well technically it was a comet." said Homer.
"We were supposed to be here yesterday. But my husband fought the feminists who were angry about his insensitive comic into submission." Lois sighed.
Peter frowned at Lois.
"Oh we had a feminist protest once. The School principal made a half-assed remark and angered all the women..." said Homer.
"And Cyndi Lauper cameoed..." said Oscar.
"Right..." said Peter.
"Also our car was stolen." said Lois.
"Oh that's awful!" said Homer showing some sympathy.
"Too right it is pal..." said Peter.
"Homer stole Moe's car once..." said Oscar.
Homer seethed at him.
"We should probably inform the police." said Brian.
"Alright... but our chief doesn't work very hard..." Homer sighed.
The Springfield Police Station. Chief Wiggum is on duty listening to the Griffins.
"Yeah, alright, we'll be there, but if you wanna save us a little time, you can start tracing his body with chalk." said Wiggum on the phone, dealing with a murder. He puts down the phone.
Oscar winced.
"This is the police station. (He whispers.) Be careful. I think some of them might be cops." said Homer.
Peter rolled his eyes.
"Homer's a little... simple in the head..." said Oscar.
"Yeah we gathered that..." said Stewie.
Homer frowned at Oscar.
"Oh, hey, there. Cool hat, weird nose. Hey, listen, my car got stolen, I was hoping you could help." Peter asked Wiggum.
"Oh I'm stopping for lunch. Sorry. Come back later..." said Wiggum.
Peter groaned.
...
Outside the station.
"I'm sorry, he can be rather lazy sometimes..." Homer sighed.
"Ha you can talk.. Rip Van Wink..." Oscar snarked.
Homer growled at Oscar.
"Where will we stay?" Lois lamented.
"Oh you can stay at my house." said Homer. "Marge won't mind..."
"Yeah suuuuuure..." said Oscar.
"Wow! Thanks mister!" said Peter delighted.
"Call me Simpson. Homer Simpson." Homer smiled.
Oscar played the James Bond jingle on a keyboard.
Homervface palmed.
"I might be willing to help if you donate to the Policeman's ball..." said Wiggum hinting at a bribe.
"A football?" Oscar asked being dumb.
"No... a dancing ball... where people dance..." Wiggum sighed exasperated.
"Forget it pal..." Peter frowned.
"But Lou needs the money for his accident..." Wiggum whined.
"Chief I tried to vault over a parking meter..." Lou sighed.
"And that parking meter attacked me so I retaliated with a PK Blast!" said Oscar.
Stewie winced.
"Come on, I'll drive you all to my house." said Homer.
"That's very kind." said Lois.
They eventually fall out later but for now they seem to be getting on nicely...
"Hold on, let me just fart on Meg..." Peter farts on Meg, she screamed.
"I said I would kill you if you do that again! And I generally mean it!" Oscar screamed in rage.
Peter frowned at him.
Plot 3
The Griffins arrive at the Simpsons house.
"Oh, thank you so much for putting us up until we find our car." said Lois.
Peter gawked as he looked at the pink walls. "Eeeeew... pink..."
"And thank you for not being a band of hippie murderers." said Marge.
Oscar laughed hysterically.
Teddy the living teddy bear creature face palmed.
"Actually we are hippie murderers..." Stewie said with a wicked grin.
"That statement could be interpreted in two ways... Do you mean murderers who specifically target hippies or murderous hippies..." Oscar asked Marge.
Marge sighed exasperated.
"He's been like that all day..." Homer sighed.
"And now this again. You bring home two bands of hippie murderers, and suddenly, that's all you're about." Homer sighed.
Oscar chuckled.
"Well, what do you say we have some lunch?" Marge offered them food.
"Okay but Meg doesn't get any." said Peter.
Oscar pointed his black handgun at Peter.
"I'll be good..." Peter stammered cowering.
Marge sighed. "Oz put that gun away..."
"Hi, I'm Lisa." said Lisa.
"Our oldest daughter." said Marge.
"Do you fart on her and mock her at every opportunity?" Peter asked.
"No! We love our daughter!" Marge frowned at Peter.
Oscar glared at Peter.
"Dad does mistreat my brother Hugo though..." said Lisa.
"Here we go again... I lock him up in the attic and feed him fish heads because I am embarrassed to tell everyone I fathered Siamese twins..." Homer groaned.
"Woooooow... weird..." said Stewie.
"You're baby talks?" Marge winced.
"Yours can't talk?" Lois was baffled.
Maggie sucks her pacifier.
...
"Where's Bart?" Lisa asked.
"He's gone?!" Oscar asked.
"Well, he's at camp all week. I'm sorry you won't get to meet him." said Marge.
"That better not be a behaviour improvement labour camp..." Oscar seethed.
Everyone is quiet.
Peter coughs awkwardly.
Bart suddenly arrived. There is a dramatic lightning storm behind him.
Everyone gasped.
Oscar winced at seeing the sudden bad weather.
"Bart? You're back?!" Marge asked.
"Got kicked out of camp. I superglued my counselor's butt cheeks together." said Bart.
Oscar laughed.
Bart grinned at him and high fives him.
Homer frowned at Bart.
"Okay that's warped and disturbed even for you Bart..." said Lisa freaked out that he did that...
Hank seethed enraged at anything crude or to do with butts.
"That's terrible. But how did you even get access to his butt cheeks?" Marge asked.
"I'm not the only one who got kicked out of camp." said Bart.
That did not answer things...
"What I meant was that the counsellor was hauled away from camp in a police car and all of us campers now have ten free sessions of trauma therapy..." said Bart.
"Eeeeeeeew!" said everyone groaning repulsed.
Hank seethed.
"Why are the jokes getting so weird and disturbed now..." Lisa whined.
"Because our show is crude, rude and edgy..." Peter smirked. "We do a lot of anti-Semitic jokes..."
Oscar glared at Peter.
Peter scoffed at him.
"This is Bart." Marge introduces Bart to the guests.
"Who I refer to as Fart..." Oscar said chuckling.
Bart glares at him.
...
"Bart's our oldest child." said Marge.
"Joint oldest if we include Hugo..." said Lisa.
Hugo was eating fish heads.
"Honey, your hands are filthy. Go wash up for lunch." Marge politely and sweetly asks Bart.
"Eat my shorts!" Bart yelled rudely.
Lisa glared at Bart.
"Mmmmmm... shorts..." Oscar wanted to literally eat his clothes...
"Eat My Shorts." I love that! Is that a popular expression, like "What the deuce"?" Stewie asked delighted and fascinated with Bart.
"Probably more popular. Probably... Probably way more popular." said Brian putting Stewie down.
Stewie frowned at Brian.
"Run along kids. "said Lois. They all follow Bart upstairs.
"Make friends!" Lois smiled.
"Don't make friends Meg. You're ugly and a pathetic waste of sperm!" Peter bullies Meg.
Oscar fly kicks him in the groin.
"Aaaaaah! My balls!" Peter groaned hissing in pain.
"Peter stop picking on her!" Lois nagged.
Marge smells something bad from Oscar. She checks his diaper. "Oh you made a mess you mucky bumpkin..."
Oscar nodded. "I have a rash too..l because Lois would not change me on the way over here!"
Marge glared at Lois.
"I'm not changing a handicapped kid... why didn't you teach him to use the toilet..." Lois sighed.
"Lois this is a very long and complicated story and we'd appreciate if you'd show Oscar a little sympathy..." said Marge.
Oscar frowned and nodded.
Lois sighed.
"Oscar head upstairs. I'll change your diaper." said Marge.
Hank seethed.
"They're strange people Lois." said Peter.
"Especially Oscar... He's nine years old and he still wears diapers..." Lois sighed.
Maggie's room. Oscar is lying on the changing table. Marge starts tearing at the sticky tabs on his diaper and changes him. Yeah seethe with rage Hank. Oscar's having his diaper changed...
...
Upstairs landing. The kids decide who to hang out with.
"Okay so..." Bart pondered.
"Oh I wanna get to know more about Bart! You seem rather fascinating!" Stewie beamed in awe of Bart.
Lisa rolled her eyes and huffed an annoyed gasp. She was annoyed that someone new liked her obnoxious brother.
Bart smiled sheepishly. "I like new fans and admirers, but Stewie you're a baby. I'm ten times older than you... it would be rather weird..."
Stewie pouted.
"Maybe you should hang out with Maggie and Eric." said Bart.
"But I wanna hang out with you..." Stewie whined.
Bart sighed and rolled his eyes.
"This is just like when Oscar was a baby..." Bart groaned to himself.
Oscar arrived shortly after having his diaper changed, he was pulling up his brown shorts.
"Speak of the devil..." Bart frowned.
"Well I don't mind getting to know Lisa." said Meg.
"Pleased to meet you." Lisa grinned taking Meg by hand and leading her to her room.
Bart rolled his eyes. "Ugh... girls...
"Okay so that just leaves you Chris. So what are your hob-" Bart asked Chris.
Chris was picking his nose with his index finger of one hand and had his other hand down his pants, touching himself.
Bart was freaked out, "On second thoughts, no one here wants to hang out with you... freak..."
Chris stopped picking his nose and frowned.
"Bart I pick my nose and sometimes I have my hands down my shorts sometimes..." Oscar frowned at Bart.
Bart retched in disgust, his cousin Hank seethed.
"Come on Chris, let's freak Hank out together..." said Oscar grinning.
Hank screamed in rage and stormed off.
Bart frowned at Oscar.
Hugo groaned. "Uh evil genius here? No one wants to hang out with me?"
"Ooooooh! Evil genius eh!" Stewie gasped with joy.
Bart sighed and shook his head...
...
Anyway Stewie ends up hanging out with Bart for a while, why though I don't know...
Bart brings Brian and Stewie into his room. Brian sighs disgusted, the room was messier than Chris's.
"Well, here's my room. Hey, you wanna see my weapons closet?" Bart asked.
"You have a weapon's closet?" Stewie gasped in awe as he danced about gleefully.
Bart opens his closet, toys tumble out having been shoved in there. There is a slingshot perched on the shelf.
Stewie sighed bemused and disappointed. "A slingshot... How very Dennis the Menace..."
"If you're looking for our little Rambo in diapers, he's a few doors down the hall with your brother Chris..." Bart sighed holding his slingshot.
Bart was suddenly pestered by the noise of McGee from McGee and Me singing Spirit in the Sky.
McGee, Rod and Todd were having a karaoke session with Christian Rock songs like Spirit in the Sky.
Bart frowned and launched a marble into Rod and Todd's open bedroom window with his slingshot.
"Ouch! Jesus heard my mean thought!" Todd whined.
McGee frowned at him.
Bart smirked.
"A slingshot! It's so simple and pure. He doesn't need lasers or time machines, just gumballs and marbles and balls of string. He's like something out of Mark Twain!" said Stewie to Brian in a fascinated manner.
"Whose real name was Samuel Clements." Brian geeked out.
Hugo grinned and nodded.
Stewie scowled at Brian. "How does that further this conversation?"
Brian sighed.
"I prefer Samuel L Jackson..." said Oscar peeping round the doorway.
Bart seethed. "Will you butt out of this conversation?!"
Oscar left to hang out with Chris. Bart sighed.
"Stewie, your magic talking dog is a right geek..." Bart added with another sigh.
Brian frowned.
"Yeah he's always showing off, being pretentious. He can't even finish a novel..." said Stewie.
"I co-wrote a novel with my dad, Moe, My aunts Patty and Selma and Skinner..." Bart smirked smugly. "I was trying to prove it's not possible to single-handedly write a novel, and I won! Hehehehe!"
Brian huffed annoyed and left seething.
Stewie saw a phone in Bart's room. "A real phone in your room?"
...
Lisa is in her room with Meg.
"So, this is my room. Please excuse the mess." She adjusts a stapler so it is at a right angle... "There much better."
Meg rolled her eyes.
"Yeah... I have OCD. I take pills for a lot of mental problems I have..." Lisa sighed.
"Oh, I cut myself because of my mental problems." said Meg. She pulled up her sleeves. She has lacerations down her arms, most have become scabs.
Lisa gasped horrified.
"Do you have a scalpel or box knife? I'm very upset about something right now and need to bleed..." said Meg.
Lisa throws up in her waste paper basket.
Meg sighed.
"Fine I'll write in my diary..." Meg sighed.
She sees Lisa's trophies.
"Look at all these trophies! There must be, like, 20 of them!" said Meg in awe.
"23. But I'm sure you have a lot of trophies of your own." said Lisa grinning.
"Oh I'm not good at anything..." Meg sighed.
"You can imitate bird calls..." Oscar yelled from the hall.
"They don't have an award for that Oz... And my bird calls annoy Big Bird..." said Meg.
Lisa sighed. "He always has to jump into other conversations..."
"Yeah... when they forget their own continuity!" Oscar yelled from the hall.
"Oh, Meg, I'm sure you're good at something. We just have to find out what it is. After all, Nelson Mandela said it's our obligation to shine." said Lisa.
"He also built a time machine and subtly changed little things in the past like the spelling of Berenstein Bears... So only a few people still remember the original past..." said Oscar.
Lisa rolled her eyes.
"Oh god! He believes that bungus..." Meg sighed.
"Yep.." Lisa sighed.
"Anyway I was supposed to ask if Nelson meant my oily face and back." said Meg.
"No, maybe don't sit on my bedspread, please, " Lisa groaned. Meg stands up.
Lisa groaned as Meg had left sweat and grease stains on her bed.
Plot 4