Holidays of Future Passed: Wrath of the Porky-Men.The last and I mean last chapter of the Holidays of Future saga. Oscar is hyperactive as usual and there's nonsensical characters like Cookie Magneto.
Plot
The titles are Hans Moleman as a Hawk Man from Flash Gordon.
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Bart as Mooch Bart, wearing an eye-searing, hideous orange Hawaiian shirt and three quarter shorts with sandals was passing a store window followed by Tombi from Tombi! The pink haired jungle boy was pressed up at the window staring at the things on display.
There was a shiny new egg beater resting in the window display on some soft blue material.
"Tombi wuntz that.." the pink haired boy pleaded.
Bart face palmed. "Talk properly Cotton Candy hair!"
Tombi seethed. "Tombi's hair is not cotton candy!" He yelled in Bart's face blowing his hair about in a cartoonish manner.
Bart sighed. It was now the future, he had grown up, clearly Tombi hadn't.
"Tomba, when are you gonna grow up…"
The pink haired boy frowned at him. "I have grown older… I fell in love in my sequel…"
"Oh yeah… when they shoehorned you having a girlfriend… Tammy, into your franchise just to make a sequel…" Bart rolled his eyes.
"At least he got a sequel…" Monkey from Monkey Hero said in a deep sulk as he fumed and crossed his short furry arms.
Oscar arrived from a general store.
"There you are Oscar… why did you need to go in there?" Monkey asked while twirling his cudgel about then tapping the ground with it held vertically and proudly.
"I was buying a stick of butter… to eat…" Oscar took a hearty bite of the slippery, fattening dairy product.
Bart had a nosebleed from being freaked out by Oscar being weird.
"Oz maybe cut down on the lipids-" Monkey explained in a soft tone but Oscar suddenly cried out in a nonsensical tirade.
"Fighting tuna makes your hair shine! And so does Danny Turk!" Oscar yelled.
Monkey face palmed.
"Oh geez… his brain is broken again…" Bart sighed.
"Tombi hungry…" Tombi, the pink haired boy whined.
"Tombi we can't eat out with you because you're always flouting the no shirt, no shoes, no service rule at every restaurant…" Bart sighed.
"What is wrong with me just wearing green shorts?!" Tombi yelled.
"I'm just saying…" Bart stammered.
Tombi went off in a huff.
"Remember when he went nuts in Macy's?" Oscar chuckled.
Bart winced. "Why was he in a women's fashion store?"
…
The four youths loitered about future Springfield which is not that much different from the canon present except with added hover cars and Robocops with ovens in their stomachs.
Oscar gawked baffled as he saw a turnip alien. It had one eye in middle, five legs and no arms.
Suddenly scary government agents in black suits carrying guns rush out of every alley, the surround the turnip alien.
"Freeze!" barked an agent.
Oscar literally froze himself in a block of ice.
Bart face palmed.
Agent Smith steps forward. "Mr Anderson…"
"I want that balloon…" said the turnip alien pointing to a balloon being sold by a balloon salesman.
"He wants it!" An agent yelled.
Oscar covered his eyes fearing the alien was gonna get shot. However one of the government agents bought the balloon for the alien.
"Uh?" Oscar asked.
"Anything else your excellency?" A government agents in black asked.
"Bring me some seltzer!" said the turnip alien in a shrill voice.
The agents bought him some seltzer.
"Thank you," said the alien sipping his seltzer.
Oscar turned to Bart. Bart shrugged baffled.
"All is well, your excellency?" an agent asked.
"Yes. Now take me to my beloved, Gloria." said the alien.
"Probably Gloria, Queen of the harpies…" Oscar whispered to Bart with a smirk.
Bart face palmed.
Suddenly a beautiful brunette arrived dressed in cosplay as American McGee's Alice complete with bloody cleavers.
"Apparently someone really liked that dark, spooky McGee Alice game…" said Oscar in a wry tone.
The happy couple discussed old film. Like Casablanca etc.
"Here's licking at you kid…" said the turnip alien.
Then he got down on his knee and proposed. "Gloria, will you make me the happiest turnip?"
"Oh!" Gloria gasped at the size of the diamond on the ring he offered.
"It sparkles, just like your seltzer!"
The alien smiled. "I still know so little of Earth culture… but I know I love you my dear."
Bart dry retched and made a gagging gesture.
Oscar hushed him.
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Suddenly another group of armed agents or SWAT officers carrying guns arrived. One shot and killed Gloria.
Bart gasped.
"They… they killed her!" Oscar stammered.
"Noooooooo! Gloria my love!" The turnip cried. "You killed my one and only love!" He then went from upset and grieving to a snarling rage. "You pathetic humans will pay for this! Your world will burn!"
"Uh oh…" Oscar gulped.
"You idiot! Do you know who his excellency is?!" The leader of the band agents in dinner suits yelled.
"We were just sent to take out a squirrel named peanut." said one of the SWAT guys.
The turnip wept.
"Come on Oz… let's go home…" said Bart.
The boy with troll doll hair held up with green goggles followed Bart home.
They were then force fed twelve bran muffins and made to jump for hours on a trampoline.
Bart glared at the fourth wall. "Hell no!"
Meanwhile in the Smith's house, Langley Falls. Hayley Smith is listening to some liberal band playing new age rock or something.
Roger the perverted alien came in wearing one of his ridiculous disguises. He wore one velvet glove, just one. He was wearing the carcass of Hayley's recently deceased cat with a ridiculous cutesy, soppy name.
Hayley frowned. "Roger! Is that Mr Flufflesnuff?!"
To top off his weird outfit, Roger wore an orange curly wig of long feminine locks that he found in the trash.
Roger gyrated and did a sexy dance. Because he's weird…
He then climbed onto the bed with Hayley and continued his erotic dance, rubbing against her.
"Roger! What the hell!" Hayley yelled.
"Just kidding. You're not my type. Steve is more my type…" said the gay alien.
"Roger that's disgusting! He's still in school!" Hayley yelled.
"He's the Jared Fogle ET…" said Oscar waving his arms about like a spooky ghost.
"Also my race goes through Martian premenstrual tension or something at this time of the year. Basically I cough up my own kidneys." said Roger.
"Roger get out of my room!" Hayley yelled.
"Fine…" said Roger. He stroked Oscar's neck in a creepy manner as he left.
Oscar shivered creeped out.
Hayley sighed and texted Jeff.
…
Downstairs in the kitchen of the Simpsons house. Elderly Marge and Homer talked.
"Toast is just bread that's been on vacation." said Homer.
"Probably," Marge sighed.
"And seltzer is soda that's decided 'why bother?' You know…" said Homer.
Marge sighed.
"Uh I don't think so…" said Lisa in disbelief.
"Silence! Commie liberal!" Stan Smith yelled.
Lisa glared at him.
"Ah verdamnt! Meine liebchen… und so on…" said Klaus the goldfish. Oscar gawked at him as he came in.
"Why is Heinrich Von Marzipan a goldfish…" Oscar sighed.
Klaus gawked at him.
"I should take up yoga," said Francine.
Stan spat out his coffee in shock.
"Yoga. Yooooga. YOGA? That's when a giant snake made of Skittles candy called the Skoopatini slithers up through your spine and steals your soul!" Stan yelled.
"Cooooooool!" Oscar cooed.
Marge face palmed.
Francine glared at Stan. "Why do I stay married to you…"
"I don't approve of yoga! It's a communist conspiracy!" Stan yelled.
His cell phone buzzed.
"Yes sir?" Avery was calling.
"Worf fire the proton torpedos!" said Avery.
"Suck on my forehead ridges!" Worf was still mad at him for mocking his forehead ridges.
"We get it… my boss is that bald guy from Star Trek The Next Generation…" Stan Smith sighed.
Actually they never fire on anyone in TNG, they're too busy trying to make peace with the Klingons. Kirk would have wiped out their entire fleet.
"Oz why would genocide against the Klingons be a good thing…" Hugo frowned.
"Because they're big jerks!" Oscar yelled.
Hugo rolled his eyes.
Bart scoffed. "No one cares about your nerd barf…"
…
Hayley arrived.
"Toast dear?" Francine asked.
"Oh I'm not hungry Mom. Oh and Roger is having one of his weird body malfunctions again…" said Hayley.
"Ahem! No gory details in front of Oscar!" Marge covered Oscar's ears. Oscar rolled his eyes.
"I wasn't going to…" Hayley sighed.
"Good…" said Marge giving a pointed look.
"And would it kill ya to recycle…? We only have one planet…" Hayley sighed.
"Can we have a crossover next?" Stan asked.
"No…" Oscar said sharply.
"But you did a crossover special with Family Guy…." Stan whined.
Oscar scowled at him.
Stan sat there sulking and mumbling.
Roger arrived, still wearing Hayley's dead cat.
"I know Victoria's Secret." said the naked grey alien.
Oscar winced at him thinking he was gonna say something rude.
"It's anal…" said Roger.
Marge gasped while covering Oscar's ears to protect him from rudeness.
"I knew he was gonna say something rude…" Oscar sighed.
"Roger!" Marge said sharply.
"Hey I don't censor myself around kids…" said Roger.
"Anyway… onto the future stuff, what's new in this timeline…" asked Mooch Bart drinking a Duff.
"Well people can have pet giant ladybugs the size of dogs now." said Hugo.
"Haaaaaauuuuuw! Ladybugs!" Oscar squealed in a babyish manner.
Bart face palmed.
Marge sighed. "He squeals at things he finds cute…"
Francine sighed. "Have you considered Ritalin?"
Oscar glared at her and summoned a fire ball, holding it in his palm ready to throw.
"Oscar doesn't want to be medicated…" Marge explained.
"Look if I'm wigging out, can I wig out at Ralph's…" Oscar asked.
"Oz… the Madonna robots Series 2000-K are on the rampage again…" Hugo sighed.
Oscar winced.
…
Bart was wandering around the house. Oscar was following him way too closely to the point that he got very intimate with Bart's butt when the former stopped for a second.
"Oz… a little elbow room…" Mooch Bart sighed.
Oscar backs away.
"Thanks…" Bart sighed.
Bart gawked. Teddy, Oscar's living teddy bear creature was pressed up against the patio glass doors the future house had. He was smooshing his wet rubbery shiny nose against the glass leaving unpleasant sticky smears and licking the glass with his tongue.
Oscar whimpered and sweated, he began to wet his diaper.
Bart sighed. "Ted knock it off…"
"Kalahoohoo!" Oscar babbled in gibberish.
"Okay that's it. That's enough sugar for you…" Bart frowned at Oscar.
"No! I need sugar to live!" Oscar cried.
Plot 2
Bart was then pestering Lisa, who was finishing a term paper for college. Bart dropped out and is now a single father of his two sons.
Mooch Bart sang to I love Rocky Road by Weird Al Yankovic.
"Shut up, Bart. I have a term paper due." Lisa frowned.
"Oh, yeah, right. Community college. Big girl." Bart snarked.
Lisa scowled at him.
"You really think that diploma will get you somewhere better than flipping patties at Krusty Burger?" Bart smirked.
"What's your job again… drop out boy…" Lisa asked with a thin icy smile.
"I'm unemployed…" Bart groaned in defeat.
Lisa snickered while writing up her paper.
"At least I won't have a crippling debt from a student loan!" Bart yelled annoyed.
Lisa hummed a cheery tune while writing her paper.
Bart seethed.
Steve is bothering Hayley too for being studious.
"Studying? Waitress?" Steve smirked.
"Will you hit puberty before you're 14?" Hayley seethed.
"Why? Why so interested? Wanna do it…" Steve decides to be weird.
"Steve that's sick!" Hayley yelled.
Bubbles, the anti-incest troll moron seethed with rage.
Oscar fetched from hammer space two crows. They squawked.
Bubbles glared at him.
Oscar slapped the crows.
"STOP THAT!" Bubbles screamed.
Bart winced at Oscar, baffled.
"Steve, leave your only sister alone, be nice." Francine sighed.
"She has an evil twin living in the attic!" Oscar screamed.
Bart face palmed.
"Uh no… she doesn't…" said Francine.
"Bart, leave your sister to study. At least she's trying to work towards a better life…" Marge sighed.
"This world is unfair to cool rebels…" Bart muttered.
"Hard cheese… cry me a river, field trip boy…" Lisa sighed.
Justin Timberlake busts in and sings Cry me a river.
Bart winced.
….
Elsewhere Pikkanose and the Porky Men were hypnotising kids across America again. It's not know what his demands were, probably world domination or something...
Kids in a trance stared like zombies at their TVs..
"Pikka-booger!" A throbbing sound effect of hypnotic pulses from his hypnosis attack was heard.
Their mothers gawked concerned by their kids gaping at the TV all day.
However Pikkanose would have some competition from the now angry turnip aliens after their leader witnessed his human girlfriend be murdered.
The turnip aliens after their leader seethed as he lead his armada to Earth to attack it with lasers etc.
"They will pay for their insolence…" he seethed.
Oormph who was sunbathing on his home planet gawked at the camera. Yeah it's another alien invasion episode…
Meanwhile Pikkanose advertised Wrigleys gum.
Flowerpotamus roared.
"They should never have changed the colour of Flowerpotamus's legs…" said a kid.
His sister shrugged.
Oscar and Bart went to the video game store to buy the latest Bonestorm sequel.
Chris Chan was there screaming at the staff about Sonic's arms.
"They're the wrong colour! This triggers me into over stimulated emotions!" The fat nerd yelled.
Bart winced exasperated.
"I'm more outraged that they hired Urkel in the nineties to voice Sonic…." Oscar seethed.
"Help Tails! I've fallen and I can't get up!" Retro Sonic cried.
Tails shrugged.
"At least his arms are the right colour!" Chris Chan screamed.
Bart sighed.
"I'm having a sensory overload here!" Chris yelled.
Oscar seethed. "As an Aspie I find you claiming that as a disability, to be offensive!"
"Dude you're wearing a dress…" Bart sighed.
"Shut up!" Chris snapped.
Back at Porkymen land, Spitzard spat flecks of spit as an attack.
"Super Loogie attack!"
Popeye Geodude winced.
In the video store Oscar looked at a box containing the game Porkymen.
"Nah… when we parodied anime we did it better…" said Bart.
Oscar shrugged and put the game back.
….
They leave the store and engage in small talk.
"You know what I would love to do?" Oscar asked.
"I would love to... fix that apartment for you, but I can't. I mean... It's your only tux, and you're late for your wedding." Bart cut in.
"What?!" Oscar yelled.
He is suddenly in a smart suit standing at the aisle of Lovejoy's church as organ music plays.
"Okay… how can I be getting married… who's my bride?!"
Teddy, Oscar's living teddy bear arrives dressed as a bride.
"Oh right… makes sense…" said Oscar as Teddy makes the bedroom eyes look at him. Ie a romantic glance.
"Why do you get to be the bride? I'm the submissive partner… the bottom…" Oscar whined.
"Oz no one wants to know about that!" Bart yelled.
Oscar glared at Mooch Bart.
"Is that such a big deal… I'm still your bear… in both meanings of the word…" Teddy chuckled.
Bart retched and heaved.
"Prude…" Oscar glared at the pews.
"Do you think I have time to give you a good sniffing before we do our vows?" Teddy asked.
"Uh let's save that for our first night together as a couple…" said Oscar.
Bart gets up to kick Oscar up the butt for being a creep.
Teddy dressed as a bride growls at Bart.
"I'm a lot friendlier than he is." Oscar stated.
"That's what I'm afraid of…." Bart stammered. "I've seen you pushed too far…"
"Then take your seat and stop being a jerk…" Oscar hissed.
"Stop creeping everyone out! No one wants to know you're the bottom in your relationship with your gay teddy bear…" Bart seethed.
Oscar kicked him up the butt.
"Ow!" Bart whined.
"How's that for a kick up the butt…" Oscar snarked.
Teddy sighed.
"Where do you wanna go for our honeymoon, buddy?" He asked Oscar.
"Doodyville!" Oscar said delighted. He chuckled.
"Oz we're not going anywhere called Doodie…" Teddy groaned.
"Doodie…" Oscar chuckled.
"Oz I swear if you've messed your diaper right at our wedding…" Teddy groaned.
…
Hugo's attic laboratory. Which is bigger and has bright office plasma lights now.
Hugo is tinkering with a machine, tightening a nut on it to be precise with a monkey wrench.
Why would ABBA sing a love song about vol au vents?" Oscar scratched his head, baffled.
Hugo face palmed.
"What?" Oscar asked.
"Oz the lyrics are Voulez-vous! It's French for Do you want…" Hugo seethed.
"I didn't know you spoke French…" Oscar asked.
Hugo glared at him.
"Now pipe down! I'm working here…" Hugo works on the machine, making adjustments to it.
Oscar leapt down a green Mario pipe and made the sound effect.
Hugo sighed.
Bart was playing a video game. He didn't see Oscar holding his magic wand.
"Grant me the power of a thousand cabbages!" Oscar yelled.
Bart glared at him.
"Will you just stop wigging out?!" Bart yelled.
"I'm trying to fight a zombie carrot!" Oscar yelled.
Bart gave him a hard look.
"MALKOFOFET!" Oscar rasped.
"Oz just go to your room and play with your weird teddy bear or something!" Bart yelled.
"Must...Eat...Sugar!" Oscar rasped.
"Get out of my room you clown!" Bart yelled.
Oscar sighed and left his room.
Lisa sighed.
"Kalahoohoo!" Oscar said with indignation.
"Ugh… even in the future you're still crazy…" Lisa sighed.
"Wafflesnaffle!" Oscar went off fuming.
He passes by Kirk and Picard.
"Narrator I renamed them after peanut butter brands…" Bart yelled.
"Your kids are still Kirk and Picard Simpson..." Oscar sighed.
Kirk winced and adjusted his glasses.
Eric rushes upstairs, the nine year old blue haired one panted. "Guys there's angry turnips outside…"
The turnip people were invading…
"Also I gave birth…" said Roger the gay perverted alien.
Oscar winced. "I don't wanna know."
…
The turnips stood outside glaring and holding ray guns.
"We didn't even harm Gloria…" Oscar rolled his eyes.
"We know but for the crime of one human all have to suffer." said the turnip alien leading the others.
"I'm Percival by the way." said Percival the turnip.
"I don't care…" said Yami Bakura.
"I like butter…" Oscar grinned.
"I don't care…" said Yami Bakura.
Oscar frowned at him.
Suddenly the kink shaming twat brigade arrived, minus Hank because he died in episode 18, by shooting himself in the head.
Hank's jerk squad seethed.
"Here to harass my friends too?" Oscar said coldly.
"We just need a decorpsinator serum!" said a guy who lost their balls 69 days ago.
"Or a necromancer…." said a jerk with a fruity floral name.
"Why?" Hugo asked.
"To bring back Hank you perverted jerks! How dare you win! Reeeeeeee!" The absurd prudes screamed.
Oscar rolled his eyes.
"At least ship Bart with Meg Griffin!" The 69 days ball-less guy screamed.
"Eeeeeeew! No way!" Bart groaned.
Percival the turnip alien with one eye and five legs zapped the annoying morons ranting at Oscar, vaporising them.
"Thanks…" said Oscar.
Percival glared at him.
"Oh right… you're declaring war on us…" Oscar sighed.
"Ugh… we already had an alien invasion Future Passed episode…" Bart sighed.
"That was a dog fight in space…" said Oscar.
"Any other revelations, before I vaporise you murderous apes…" said Percival the turnip alien.
"My sister's a vegetarian…" said Bart.
"You monster! How dare you eat innocent vegetables!" Percival yelled with flushed red cheeks.
Lisa rolled her eyes.
Bart chuckled.
Oscar needed sugar again. "Sugar…."
Bart frowned at him.
"Give me some sugar, baby…." Oscar said to Lisa in a seductive manner chuckling.
"Eeeeeeew…" Lisa groaned.
"Just kidding. I'm gay…" said Oscar.
Plot 3
"Hey we're always having adventures in the future, how about the past?" Oscar asked.
Ratchet shrugged. "Sure why not, but I thought you were retiring."
Oscar the brown haired goggle boy with green goggles smirked at the goggle wearing boy with bright crimson hair and purple goggles wearing a fluffy collared pilot's jacket. "I've found a new lease of life now that ass-munch is dead."
Ratchet frowned at him for cursing.
"Look if you need somewhere to observe and narrate for when I do retire, go back to my baby clown fox demon wizard boys in diapers saga…" said Oscar.
"Oz enough about the diapers…" Bart groaned.
"Pay attention to us! We're invading you!" The turnips yelled.
Oscar rolled his eyes.
"Ugh… let's just hide in the library…" Lisa sighed.
Bart frowned at her. He hates learning and knowledge…
Oscar then cuts in; "The librarians are the barbarians of the dark light dawn!" He screamed nonsensical diatribes.
Hugo face palmed.
Lisa gawked at Oscar, baffled.
The turnips seethed and yelled, talking over each other.
Oscar fetched from his pants a potato masher.
"Aaaaaagh!" The turnips screamed and fled.
Bart sighed.
"Don't relax. They'll be back…" Oscar sighed.
"And in greater numbers!" Alvin added.
Oscar glared at Alvin, his executive producer.
"I-" said Alvin.
"Alviiiiiiin…" Oscar rasped.
Bart face palmed.
"Also why did that bearded lady win the Eurovision? She belongs in a circus…" Oscar said with a frown.
Lisa glared at him. "Oz that's offensive!"
"No it's not…" said Oscar.
Lisa seethed.
Ratchet scratched his head.
…
The future. Cretaceous Park. Hugo was outside the velociraptor containment checking his watch and tutting. Someone was late.
Bart arrived for his morning shift, clearing up dinosaur poop etc.
"Bart you're late..." Hugo seethed.
"So?" Bart yawned.
"If you weren't my brother I'd fire you right now!" Hugo scolded him.
Bart sighed.
"Now get to work!" Hugo yelled.
Bart scowled and got to work clearing up after the dinosaurs etc.
Hugo sighed. "Ay-yi-yi..." He groaned, anxious about something.
"I better keep an eye on my boyfriend, Oscar..." Yes, they're gay in the future...
Hugo's office, Hugo being the CEO of Cretaceous Park, he gets a nice office and a chair to spin about in.
Oscar is sat in his chair. "Chair goes round... chair goes round... chair goes round..."
Hugo sighed finding Oscar spinning about in his office chair.
"Oz only Kylie Minogue can spin around, and now in the future we have killer Kyle Minogue robots..." said Hugo.
"Cooooool!" Oscar cooed.
Hugo winced.
"Go and watch Janey Powell's cookery show or something... I have to work..." Hugo sighed.
"I don't like cookery shows... I prefer cartoons..." said Oscar.
"Fine whatever..." Hugo groaned, he frowned at his boyfriend because he was walking around the office with his diaper showing...
"Oh and Hank's widow wants some emotional support while she visits his grave..." said Hugo.
"Tell her I'll only visit the asshole's grave to pee on it..." Oscar snapped.
"Ay-yi-yi..." Hugo sighed.
"Ay-yi-yi! Master Zordon!" Teddy cried.
Oscar face palmed. "Ted stop doing that..."
"Oz these finances are important... I need to focus on my arithmetic..." Hugo sighed.
Oscar sighed and left his boyfriend to work.
In town killer Minogue robots Series 2000-K were slaughtering everyone while singing Spinning Around.
"Spinning around... move out of the way! Our arms are now blades..." The robot facsimiles of Kylie spun around slicing people to bloody chunks who didn't keep their distance.
"They ran out of Madonna robots..." said Lenny.
...
Meanwhile at the zombie soup kitchen...
Lisa was feeding the zombies vegan, low sodium brain substitute to the zombies.
"Braaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiinnns..." the zombies groaned.
"Garden brains... it's a vegan substitute..." Lisa sighed.
She's silly...
Zombie Milhouse groaned and growled.
"Oh yeah the story arc where you got cured of zombie-ism was a dream... there's no cure..." said Lisa.
"Pretty sure your marriage is now necrophilia..." said Luca$.
"And I'm pretty sure you died in fifth grade when you tried to swallow a hotdog whole and choked on it..." said Lisa.
Luca$ shrugged.
Speaking of the dead. Hugo and Oscar visit Hank's grave to comfort his widow, Rachel.
Hugo seethed and face palmed. Oscar immediately dropped his brown shorts and his diaper and began urinating on Hank's grave.
"Have you no shame?!" Hugo yelled.
"The jerk deserves it..." said Oscar peeing.
Hugo face palmed.
Rachel wept.
"Oz go home..." Hugo seethed.
Oscar teleports home.
"Ted, I wanna spend the rest of the day till Hugo gets back with you sniffing my diaper..." said Oscar.
Teddy smirked and sniffed Oscar's diaper with his big wet shiny black nose. His rubbery nose quivered and twitched.
Back at the zombie kitchen, Lisa is handing out vegan substitute for brains to the zombies when STARs agents burst in.
"Lis this is dangerous... stop feeding the zombies..." Chris Redfield sighed.
"Undead Lives Matter!" Lisa seethed.
Chris Redfield face palmed.
"Where can I order a Jill sandwich?" Oscar asked.
Chris Redfield frowned at him.
"Never mind…" Oscar sighed.
The zombies growled while lunging at the canteen.
…
Cretaceous Park.
Oscar and Bart are loafing around.
"So how's things with Jenda?" Oscar asked.
"She's pining for Jerry again…" Bart sighed.
"Mr lays eggs in her brain?!" Oscar winced.
"Oz he has never laid eggs in anyone's brain…" Bart sighed.
Oscar sighed and made annoying sounds with his mouth.
"Is Homer still a C3PO?" Oscar asked.
"No he's now his head on an R2 unit…" Bart sighed.
Oscar shrugged. "And Milhouse?"
"He's still a zombie…" Bart sighed. "You got any news about what's happening in Future Springfield?
"Kylo Ren and Harry Potter now live as roomies in an apartment together…" said Oscar.
Bart winced exasperated at him.
We cut to a small apartment dining room/kitchen.
"Kylo, have you seen Hedwig's sun dried rat treats?" Harry Potter asked.
Kylo sat suddenly and furiously in a chair and dropped his arm in a low swing, glaring at Harry.
"I just had sex and nachos! THIS IS THE GREATEST MOMENT OF MY LIFE!" The Sith apprentice yelled.
Harry sighed vexed.
"I've joined the dark side! Like my grandfather!" Kylo yelled.
Harry sighed.
"Ben has a job! You're this black overripe banana!" Kylo Ren yelled.
"Why are you being a dick?!" Harry Potter yelled.
"Because I'm Kylo Ren!" Kylo yelled.
Harry frowned at him.
Bart sighed. "Did you even watch the film or just that one scene…"
"Sun Wukong aka Monkey Hero wanted to watch a documentary on monkeys…" Oscar sighed.
Bart winced.
Monkey Hero shrugged. "What? Why wouldn't I?"
"Anyway the movie disappointed me, I would have thought Harry Potter and Kylo Ren together in a movie would be hilarious…. But it's so boorrrriiiiiiing…" Oscar groaned.
…
Then there was another invasion upon Springfield. Porkey Men lead by Pikkanose. They arrived in the Town square where Jebediah watches over the lawn.
"Pikka Booga!" He tried to hypnotise everyone.
"Must buy Wrigley's gum..l" said Reverend Lovejoy.
It didn't work on Oscar. "I'm psychic… moron…"
Then the turnip aliens returned. "Hey we're mad at you apes!"
Oscar pointed the potato masher at them. They fled screaming again.
Flowerpotamus roared.
"Feed me Seymour!" said the plant mouth on Porky Men Bulbasaur's back.
"VIDEOGAME LAND IS MIIIIIIINE!" said Audrey II voiced Mother Brain.
Oscar winced.
"Yep. Same voice actor… that guy from Four Tops…" said Hugo.
Popeye Geodude laughed like Popeye.
"Yeah our parody of Pukey Mon is better…" Bart sighed.
"Bladphemy!" said Psychic Tapir.
"Madness…" Oscar rasped.
"Oz no!" Bart whined.
"Pineapple custard pudding!" Oscar screamed.
Bart face palmed.
"THIS IS PORKEY MEN!" Donkeytron Spartan kicked Oscar across the town green.
"Oof!" Oscar grunted as he went through the windows of a pet store.
Bart winced.
"Okay now I'm mad!" Oscar snarled.
He struck the ground sending a seismic shock and fissures towards Donkeytron. The Porky Men was weak against Earth attacks and was knocked out.
"How did you know-" Bart asked.
"That would work? Bart fighting types are weak against Earth…" said Oscar.
Spitzard spat at him, Oscar dodged the spit. "Eeeeeew!"
…
The main characters were surrounded by the Porkey Men.
"Pikka-booga!" Pikkanose muttered.
"He's compelling me to pick my nose, isn't he…" Oscar said aside to Bart.
"No he's not…" Bart sighed.
"I'll pick anyway…." Oscar begins picking his nose.
"Eeeeeew!" Lisa groaned.
"Also I think he's upside down, his nose runs and his feet smell," Bart snarked.
Hugo rolled his eyes. "That's a worse Dad joke than Ace's…"
Bart scoffed.
"Hugo you're lucky he's on vacation in his home country of Romania right now that he didn't hear that…" Oscar sighed while digging in his nostrils.
"Okay that's it, we're taking a hover car straight home for some us time…" Teddy sighed.
"Don't hire the earliest models that malfunction… like Dad did…" Bart sighed.
R2-D2 Homer seethed. "I was saving money!"
"Why wasn't I in this episode much?" Marge asked.
"I don't know!" said Oscar getting a hover car straight home with Teddy.
They left the scene.
"Well that bites." Bart sighed.
Then Cookie Magneto appeared. "I'm Cookie Magneto." said the cookie themed supervillain.
Bart banished him to the cornfield of no return.
Plot 4