A/N: Void Ranger and the United Anti-Virus Movement Characters are owned by BiohazardStudios, SNT, Catney and Saki McGee are owned by Courtney (Project SNT) & Saki McGee. Daniela The Cat is owned by CuteyTCat. Nicole The Cat is owned by SPD64. Maria Robotnik The Hedgehog is owned by Sonicsong182. Dashie is owned by DashieXP. Tarantula and Thunderwave are owned by DaNkness2178, Order and Alicia are owned by Kanakarogoh. SOR is owned by Keldimort. STAK is owned by FanGirlStephie. Never the hedgehog is owned by Pepsicyborg, Subaru the fox is owned by Opuscon789.
Prologue: Dungeons & Dragons Zone:
Long ago, somewhere in a strange country called the United Lols of Roflica, in the city of Los Angeles California; a large buff man in his late 30s was sitting on a chair in front of his desk in his bedroom. A not too shabby room, complete with a closet, an unmade bed and an office space with a night lamp.
He reached towards his desktop and pressed the power button to turn on his computer.
When the computer finally booted up, he used his computer mouse to click on a software that can record video and audio through a microphone, a camera or the computer screen. The software he opened was called OBS Studio, and this man was ready to live-stream one of his favorite games.
The man then took a CD case that sat on his desk and opened it up; revealing a Dungeons & Dragons CD which looked suspicious, in that it was words written on the disc with a marker and had no artwork of the actual game.
It was an illegally burned copy that someone made.
He popped the disc into the D Drive and the game loaded successfully.
With the video game finally loaded, he got up and reached for his camera in the corner and pressed the power button. He then sat down and pressed the power button on his microphone in front of him.
Finally, with the camera on, the microphone ready, and the computer ready to livestream, the man hits the Start Stream button in OBS, and his online play-through began.
"WHAT UP!!! IT'S DASHIE!!! AND WELCOME TO DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS!!!" Shouted the man who was excited to stream his video game, "WITHOUT FURTHER ADUE!!! WE'RE GONNA BE RUNNING THROUGH THESE LEVELS LIKE THIS!!!"
Dashie then starts moving his arms up and down to simulate running towards the camera. "LET'S DO THIS SH*!!!"
Dashie then calms himself down and clicks on the last save file that he played that was located on the first file in the main menu.
What he never realized, he was actually playing a bootleg version of the real game.
In context, the real game featured a boss rush where one of the boss fights included a giant red dragon that players must destroy. But in Dashie's bootleg version, the giant dragon wasn't red colored, but rather blue.
As the game began, Dashie started controlling the player with his keyboard and mouse, he made the player jump and slash multiple times towards the giant blue dragon every time it appeared on screen.
"Okay watch out. Bop!" Dashie said as his character began to jump slash the blue dragon.
"You can't even appreciate the 16-bit graphics, you have to concentrate on this mother f*r's attacks. Bop!" he complained.
Dashie then pressed some buttons on his keyboard to perform dodge and evade commands to avoid the dragon's attacks.
The blue dragon then proceeded to breath fire at Dashie's character, to which Dashie moved the arrow keys to run where a conveniently placed boulder spawned from the ground; prompting Dashie to hide behind the rock.
"Umm, my boy, are you serious with this reaction time?" Dashie said, he was looking worried that he wasn't gonna be able to beat the game.
After the Dragon finished breathing fire, it was back to the simple jump slashing routine,
"Okay, this mother f*r mad at me, f*k you!!! Bop!" Shouted Dashie as he pressed buttons on his keyboard to perform the jump attacks. "Shout out to ma home bois back home. Bop!"
But suddenly, just as Dashie pressed the command once again to perform the same attack; right when the blue dragon was hit with the sword. The game froze and initiated the dreaded blue screen of death followed by the sound of an error message.
Furious, Dashie quickly let out a scream of inner rage, "AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!" Dashie roared as he slammed his fist multiple times towards his table causing a hole to bust through. "WHAT THE F*K IS HAPPENING?!!! MY LIVE STREAM IS RUINED!!!!"
He then shut down the computer and pressed the reset button to restart the computer,
But instead of the computer rebooting, it displayed a black screen stating 'No boot sector on the hard disk, press any key to continue.' He pressed the escape key multiple times, but the error unfortunately persisted.
He then started panicking, "What the f*k do I do now? I WAS ABOUT TO WIN THE F*NG GAME!!!! What am I gonna tell my fans?!! How am I gonna communicate with my friends?!!!!"
Dashie then calmed down and began to unplug his computer. He removed all the USB cables, the HDMI cable and the power cord, and he placed them in a cardboard box.
He then placed the box on his desktop and picked up the computer tower.
Dashie then walked downstairs with the computer and placed it on a nearby bench as he grabbed the keys for the door which were hanging on a key stand.
Dashie unlocks the front door and opens it. He then grabs the computer and walks out to his car; where he opens the trunk and puts the desktop and the cardboard box inside.
His car was a black and shiny Lamborghini Huracan. It was luxurious, had a v10 engine under the hood and was able to travel up to 325 kilometers per hour.
He closes the trunk and then walks to the front door and locks it to make sure no one enters his house while he was gone.
With the computer packed in his car, Dashie opens the car door and presses the ignition button to start it up.
He then set his vehicle to drive and began to cruise around Los Angeles, as he was looking to find a local computer repair shop.
When Dashie arrived at the computer shop, Dashie opened the trunk and took the desktop out where he carried it to the store.
The store's exterior wasn't very appealing. It had red bricks with graffiti sprayed all over, a few windows were cracked and broken by possible gunshots through the window. And the front door's brown paint color peeling off revealing the wood underneath.
But Dashie didn't care, he opened the door and entered the repair shop where he saw a clerk at the front desk who wasn't looking too happy to see the computer he was carrying.
The clerk wore a black cloak and a lab coat underneath, had yellow nerdy glasses and wore a face mask to protect his identity. He had white hair which indicated that he was a senior technician within the company. He looked at Dashie's computer as he was fed up with life and just wanted to quit his job right there and then.
"Welcome to Demotivator incorporated. How may I assist you today?" asked the clerk,
Dashie placed his desktop onto the counter, finally revealing himself to the clerk.
The clerk was shocked to see who was about to become his client, "Oh my god, are you the legendary DashieXP!!! My stepson is a huge fan of yours, he loves all your videos. Especially the ones when you rage the f*k out," the clerk stepped away from the counter and bowed before Dashie. "So Dashie, what brings you here to Demotivator?"
Dashie took a deep breath and began to explain everything that happened recently to his computer, "Ma boi, my computer is all jacked up!! I need it fixed pronto. I had a Dungeons & Dragons disc stuck inside the CD drive and I need it to be removed before we clean up this sh*!! Alright ma boi?"
The clerk then approached the computer and began to connect the necessary USB, HDMI and power connections to turn it on. He then pressed the power button and the computer immediately blue screened during startup, causing boot-up into Macrosoft Doors 10 to be unsuccessful. The clerk was surprised, "Ohh sh*!!! It looks like your computer got bricked by an infamous virus known as CIH.
CIH is a virus that blue screens your computer, overrides critical files as well as corrupt the BIOS to prevent any system from booting. This virus is very popular in that it's always bundled within video games... Were you doing a lets play of a specific video game when you ran the virus?" The clerk wondered,
"Dungeons and Dragons, early a* demo, ma boi." Dashie responded.
The technician then powered off the machine and returned to the counter where he was ready to explain the gritty reality of repairing his computer. "Alright Dashie, I unfortunately have some bad news. Because CIH was success in bricking your PC, I unfortunately won't be able to fix your computer on my end."
Dashie turned around and looked away from the clerk and yelled out in all caps rage, "YOU GOTTA BE F*NG!!!" Before Dashie could finish his sentence, he quickly calmed himself down before raging even further.
"However, I do know someone who might be able to help you fix your PC. He's my stepson, and he knows more about modern computers than I do. Please excuse me while I make the call." The clerk explained as he walked towards the telephone to make a phone call.
"Hello? Yes son, this is Doctor Remus White, how are you today? Listen, I need your help. I need you to stop by Demotivator so we can work together to disinfect a client's computer. How long will it take you to get to the shop?" The clerk asked,
"No need to worry doctor, I'm on my way as we speak." Responded a voice from the other end of the phone,
"Perfect, we'll be waiting." Dr White then hangs up the phone and returned to address the situation to Dashie. "He will be here momentarily."
Just then, the front door opened. A young boy in his late 20s; early 30s was walking towards the counter. He had black hair hanging down; making it look like his hair was covering his eyes. He wore a blue shirt and black pants, and he had an innocent voice that sounded very similar to a blue anti-virus robot.
"Ah yes, the anti-virus expert has arrived." Dr White remarked,
"Stepfather, I came here as quickly as possible and..." Said the young boy as he stopped mid sentence. He slowly turned around to stare at Dashie."Oh my god, are you the famous DashieXP?!!! The YouTube gamer who loves to rage?!!"
Dashie crossed his arms looking unimpressed,
The boy bent down on his knees and bowed before him for a few seconds, "DashieXP, I worship you." The boy then returned to his feet and began to service the infected computer. "So, what brings you here to demotivator?"
Dr White placed his hand on Dashie's shoulder and responded, "DashieXP will be your client today, stepson."
"Listen up, ma boi. My computer which I use to record my video games is f*d up, but why?" Dashie asked,
Worried that Dashie was ready to rage at any moment, the boy placed his hand on Dashie's shoulder and reassured him, "Calm down Dashie, everything is gonna be fine. We're just gonna take a look at it and see if we can fix it. Okay?"
Dashie tried to keep his composure together while trying not to randomly freak out, "Help!!! ORIGINAL RECIPE!!!"
The boy powered on the computer revealing the blue screen once again on startup. He then looked towards his stepfather with a serious look on his face, "Alright doctor, here's what I'm gonna need from you. On my side of the desk; inside the cupboard is a USB stick which contains a program called Boot & Nuke.
It's a program that reboots the computer and wipes the entire PC clean. With a clean computer, you can then reinstall any operating system from it's factory settings and start from scratch. I want you to set target to the motherboard and set the countdown clock for 6 minutes."
The boy then turned to Dashie with the same serious look, "Dashie, you and I are gonna attempt to remove the disc from the CD drive and manually remove CIH from your PC. We only have 6 minutes before Boot & Nuke flashes the chip on the motherboard, and formats the drive. Would you like to assist me?" The boy asked,
Feeling tired and not wanting to be involved with tech support any longer, Dashie let out a raging yell, "Well, you have a nice day!!! SH*!!!"
Dr White took the Boot & Nuke USB stick and inserted it into the USB drive before powering on the computer once again.
Suddenly, the boy reached into his pocket and pulled out some floppy disks. He quickly sifted through his disk collection where he found the floppy disk he needed to repair the machine.
He then reached for an external floppy drive and inserted it into an empty USB slot. He then lodged the floppy disk that had the text INSERT.exe typed in Arial font.
When the floppy drive loaded into the computer and the boot-up went into the safe mode menu, the boy selected the boot with command prompt as administrator before hitting the enter button.
Suddenly, a computer ad on one of the TV screens opened up with an advertisement saying, "Macrosoft Doors 10, now available for only 29.99 plus tax."
The boy then slowly walked towards the computer ad and looked at it with a smile. He then turned to Dashie and reached out his hand prompting the gamer to follow him.
Dashie was confused, "Umm ma boi, what are you looking at?!"
He then touches the screen, causing the screen to ripple like water.
"OHH SHIT!!!!" Dashie jumped up freaking out, "What kind of sh* is this?!!! Sh*!!!"
Dashie approached the boy slowly, as he and the boy slowly walked into the ad portal and found themselves inside a medieval bar on the other side.
The gamer was astonished and confused at the same time, as he couldn't understand what just happened. He then looked at the boy; as if he had some type of magical powers that can allow him to teleport anywhere he wishes. "How in the hell... did you do that?"
The boy couldn't respond, as he didn't want to give away his secrets to anyone. He decided to answer Dashie with a vague response. "What can I say Dashie? Welcome to the future."
Suddenly, the boy reaches for his walkie talkie and speaks to Dr White who is communicating with him from back at Demotivator.
"Alright stepson, listen up. You guys only have 6 minutes to disinfect this computer. Oh and Vic, I hope you brought your weapon along."
The boy looks down at his belt and sees his sword that looks very similar to a certain blue anti-virus robot. "Yes stepfather, I have my anti-virus sword." Vic responded.
"Good luck my boy." Dr White said as he shut off communications.
Vic put away his walkie talkie and began to address what was going to happen, "Alright Dashie, listen to me. We ended up inside your D drive which has the Dungeons & Dragons CD stuck inside and we need to find a way to eject it.
Let's split up. I'll go search for any viruses that are blue screening your computer, while you try to find the game manual and find out how to force quit the video game."
"Woah, hold up!! Umm, I think this might be a problem. However, there might be puh at the top!!!" Dashie said as he walked towards the bar to mingle with the female NPCs that were sitting by the counter.
Vic watched Dashie who began talking to the girls and not paying attention on the task at hand. Vic wasn't amused. "Oh boy, Dashie Dashie Dashie. What am I ever gonna do with you?"
Suddenly, Vic heard the sound of a loud horse naying as it kicked the bar door opened and a young girl with orange hair, a schoolgirl outfit and a winged pin in her hair entered the bar; ready to raise hell.
"Knock knock mother f*rs" Shouted the young woman as her horse galloped around the bar knocking every table and chair over and spilling a few drinks at the bar including Dashie's.
"MA BAD, DAMN!!!"Dashie shouted as he raged out.
As the girl calmed the horse down, she hopped off and walked around the wrecked bar. As she walked around to inspect the damage, her game tag appeared over her avatar which was labeled "Sock-McGee". This character belonged to another player who was also playing Dungeons & Dragons on her computer.
Vic slowly approached her to ask a few questions,
"Excuse me, miss... Sock-McGee? Is it?" Vic asked looking very worried as he didn't want to upset her,
All of a sudden, Dashie walked towards the girl and tried to flirt with her, "Excuse me baby girl, i'm doing good. But listen, I was just wondering... If I buy you dinner..."
"Who the f*k are you? And what the f*k are you doing in my game?!!!" The girl responded while looking all creeped out by Dashie's request,
Dashie was weirded out over the woman's rage that he took a few steps back,
Suddenly Dashie was shocked by the words that came out of her mouth, "Wait a minute, STOP!! Your game? You mean to tell me all this time that I was playing a bootleg version of someone else's save file that already exists?!!!" Dashie then came to a revelation as Vic and Saki stared at him, "Now I know what happened to those missing upgrades that got removed from my CD. Apparently the b*d that sold me the game, copied someone's save file and installed the CIH virus to bundle it together. And the blue dragon must have been caused during a glitch while the game was being copied!!" The girl looked at Dashie weird.
Vic then walked up to her and began to ask her some questions, "So miss... Sock-McGee, what brings you here to Dungeons & Dragons?"
The girl walked up to Vic and answered, "Bitch!! Have you forgotten who I was? I will make you lose so many brain cells, that one of those brain cells that I slapped you so many times will finally reveal my name!!!" The girl shouted,
Vic looked at her confused, "Umm, who the f*k are you?"
"I felt like killing some time by playing the best f*ng game of all time and raising hell until this a*hole showed up." The girl then points to Dashie. "By the way, my friends call me Saki." The girl said as she turned her head back to Vic.
"Saki, that's a nice name." Vic said.
"Really? Still doesn't ring a bell?" She shouted as she started smacking Vic's face repeatedly. "I think I've smacked you more times than I have done with Ashley!"
He and Saki then walked towards the wrecked bar counter where they pulled up 2 chairs that were still intact after she raised hell with her horse. "I'm terribly sorry, but I just don't remember you, I really don't honestly." Vic responded looking disappointed.
The female avatar rolled her eyes looking annoyed.
"So, what the f*k are you doing here in my account, in my save file, in my... game?" Saki said as she grabbed Vic's shirt and pulled him close with a stern look in her eye.
"I'm here to help a friend of mine disinfect his computer. From what I understand, it looks like he bought his copy of Dungeons & Dragons off the black market Ebay; where all shady deals happen online." Vic explained. "Apparently, his copy of Dungeons and Dragons is infected with a virus called CIH. And I need to disinfect his computer before his motherboard is wiped clean."
"For service in English, please press one!!" She interrupted.
"I need your help Saki. Because you own the actual legit copy of the game, I need you to help me find a control panel so we can crash the game and eject Dashie's disc.
Once the disc is ejected and the CIH virus is deleted; I will destroy Dashie's CD and the Black Market Ebay account that sells these illegal video games will be shut down, I promise." Said Vic as he placed his hand on Saki's shoulder.
"Why the f*k should I help you?!!! You and that b*d are the ones invading my save file!!!" Saki shouted,
Vic hesitated to respond as he was intimidated by Saki's anger, but he slowly took a deep breath and answered, "Because my job is to provide peace of mind to anyone who is affected by cyber crime."
"BULLS*T!!!" Saki then grabbed Vic's shirt again, "You better destroy that f*ng CD, I am not going to share my data with this mother f*r over there!!!" Saki responded while pointing to Dashie, she then lets go of his shirt again.
Vic then bowed down to her as he slowly approached her in-game horse, "So Saki, who's this beautiful companion of yours?"
"You like him too huh? He's one bada* steed. I want you to meet Roxas." Saki said as she gestured Vic to get closer.
Vic walked up to Roxas and began to pet his mane slowly. "He's beautiful."
Roxas snorted as Vic slowly pet his face.
Suddenly, as Saki and Dashie approached Roxas to pet him, the lights immediately shutdown and the power for the medieval bar was out.
"MA BOIS!!! Okay, calm down." Dashie shouted while freaking out,
Vic reached into his belt and took out a flashlight. He opened the light and shined it to look around the bar,
"What the f*k just happened?" Saki asked,
"Dammit, CIH; I should have known. He just blue screened the computer. If my stepfather opens up Dashie's computer again, that's it!!! Finished! Dashie and I are done for!!!" Vic then turns to Saki, "We have to find CIH and stop him before he bricks the computer. C'mon!!!"
Suddenly, as Vic, Saki and Dashie ran outside the bar to escape the dark room, they were greeted by the same blue dragon that Dashie fought before his computer blue screened.
The dragon began it's terror by lifting its head and breathing fire at a nearby house.
Once the house engulfed in flames, the dragon then lowered it's head and stared directly towards the trio,
"Well well well...Victor Dos Kuroslov. The anti-virus prodigy... We meet again." The dragon growled,
Vic approached the dragon with an angry look on his face, "CIH, I knew it was you. What the hell are you doing here inside Dashie's copy of Dungeons & Dragons?!!!"
The dragon led out an evil grin, "You see, your client over there 'DashieXP' bought this Dungeons and Dragons disc off the Black market Ebay for only 10.
This buffoon failed to realize that this copy is actually bundled with a patch altering virus that actually originated from this girl's PC!!!" The dragon pointed to Saki.
Vic and Dashie looked at Saki as Vic was concerned that she was hiding some important information that could be very helpful.
"What?! Some b*d stole from me when I was downloading sh* off the internet." Saki retorted,
"What were you downloading off the internet?" Vic asked confused,
"That's none of your f*ng business." She growled.
Vic suddenly realized, "Malware..." He then turned to CIH to interrogate him, "What do you know about this Shifter virus?"
"Tis a virus that is capable of altering program behaviors and how they function. When hackers stole your personal information my dear, they hit you with this "Shifter" virus.
And when changes are made to either your client's save file or this young lady's save file. The affects of one saved file overwrites the other..."
"Woah woah woah, shut the f*k up and let me process this!!!" Saki shouted as she was finally understanding what was happening, "You're telling me that some f*d up jacka* used this shifting malware to hack into my account, stole my game and the save file. Installed malware onto the pirated game and sold the game with my information on the black market Ebay?!!!"
The dragon laughed, "Indeed. Maybe next time you should be careful with what you buy off the internet!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!"
Dashie was surprised, "What?!!! What?!! No way man!!! You can't trust nothin'!!!"
Vic drew his sword and slowly approached the dragon, "Damn you CIH, the United Anti-Virus movement should have never used your payloads in their RCH-1 proton cannons!!!"
"FACE IT VIC!!! IF IT HADN'T BEEN FOR MY PAYLOADS, THE U.A.V WOULD HAVE BEEN DELETED LONG AGO!!!"
"CIH, listen to me... I fought you before, and I sure as hell can fight you again."
The dragon led out a mighty roar which caused the trio to cover their ears, "YOU LIE!!!"
It then opened up a fist causing a pink bubble of smoke to spawn; revealing the location of the control panel. "I'm sure your little friends wouldn't mind if I destroy the control panel so that you all lose data, hmm?!!!"
"Don't you dare touch my f*ng data; you filth!!! I'll kill you if you do!!!" Yelled Saki as she hopped on her horse, "Cmon Roxas, let's go!!!"
"Muahahahahahahaaa!!! I like to see you try." Roared the dragon as it took to the air and began to fly towards the trio with fire filling his mouth.
With his friends in danger; and only a split second to act, Vic reaches into his pocket and pulls out a floppy disk with an Arial font text labeled 'Abraxas2'. Vic hoists the floppy disk into the air and shouts, "Computer, activate Abraxas 2 dot execute!!!"
Suddenly, as CIH was breathing fire; a red pixelated version of the Pokemon Charizard emerged from the floppy disk and began to stand face to face with CIH. The opposing dragon stopped breathing fire and cautiously approached Abraxas 2.
The Abraxas 2 dragon opened it's mouth and began to unleash it's high-pitched singing payload. CIH covered it's ears in pain as it couldn't handle Abraxas2's singing any longer.
Furious, CIH flies towards the opposing dragon and performs a tail whip causing the red pixelated Charizard to collapse and disintegrate into binary coded blood.
As CIH began to fly away from the medieval village, Vic ran to Dashie and Saki as he went to check on them.
"Umm... ma bois." Dashie said looking confused at what stunt Vic just performed.
"Listen to me, I'll explain later. C'mon, we have to stop CIH before he sends this PC into data heaven." Vic said as he runs towards Roxas and jumps onto the horse to sit behind Saki.
"Hiyaaa!!!"Shouted Saki as Roxas galloped to the nearby mountains with Dashie running next to them.
They eventually managed to reach a cliff side where the control panel was located. "There it is, the control panel!!!" Saki shouted as she pointed towards it.
Vic then jumped off of Roxas and huddled with Dashie and Saki to devise a plan on how to defeat CIH. "Alright Dashie and Saki, here's the plan. Go to the control panel and try to eject the disc. I'll stay here and fight CIH. Now go..."
"GO ON! GET OUT OF HERE!!!" Vic then smacked Roxas on his behind as the horse galloped away and took Saki to the control panel while Dashie ran after them.
As Vic watched Dashie and Saki make it to the control panel, Vic turned around and found himself face to face with CIH. He then drew his sword and took up his fighting stance.
"Goodbye mister Vic Kuroslov!!! When I leave you here to die, I EXPECT YOU TO DIE!!!" The dragon roared,
CIH began the fight by taking to the air and slamming its body to the ground. Fortunately for Vic, because he's a featherweight, he was able to roll out of the way to dodge.
CIH then returned to its feet and began to breath fire.
Vic quickly arched his back and tried as best as he could to avoid getting burnt.
The dragon then flew into the air and tried multiple attempts to open it's mouth and tried to eat Vic. But Vic was always faster and smarter than the blue dragon. He performed many different tricks to avoid the bite attacks including jumping high in the air, sliding to the ground and even performed somersaults whenever CIH would try to bite him.
CIH then returned on land and began to breath fire once again. This time, the fire was a direct hit as Vic took damage and fell to the floor.
But something weird happened. Vic may have gotten injured, but he did not catch fire. He then looked up above his head and saw 10 hearts drop down to 9.
"What kind of a sick game is this?" Vic wondered as he was starting to become scared.
CIH then took to the air once again and continued slamming its body to the ground. Now understanding CIH's attack pattern, Vic rolled out of the way to avoid the ground pound.
During the battle, Saki and Dashie were in front of the control panel. She opened up the explorer window and found the D drive, where she right clicked the mouse to open up the menu. She then clicked on the eject button and the CD was now safe to be removed from the outside.
Meanwhile, the blue dragon then landed on the ground and took a deep breath, "AND NOW, THE MOMENT WE'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR... SUDDEN DEATH!!!"
But before CIH could exhale and breath fire to Vic once again, Vic reached into his pocket and pulled out another floppy disk with the text 'Boot & Nuke' written on it. "Computer, activate Boot & Nuke dot execute!!!"
Suddenly, blue fire emerged from the floppy disk like a flame thrower and began to melt CIH, it was able to reduce the virus into what it truly was... binary coded blood.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" The dragon roared in pain as it slowly disintegrated.
Once the battle was over, Vic walked up towards the cliff side to meet with Saki and Dashie who just finished activating the commands to eject the CD from the D drive. He ran to give them a big hug. "Saki!!! Dashie!!! It's over!!! CIH is destroyed and your computers are now safe."
Saki and Dashie hugged back,
"I missed you too, you little f*r!!!" Saki snarked as the trio finished hugging, Vic slowly blushed and took her words as a complement.
Saki then hopped back onto Roxas and waved goodbye to both Vic and Dashie. "Welp, later a*holes, nii-chan is waiting for me!!!" And with that, Saki rode off into the sunset.
Vic smiled as he watched Saki ride like the wind. Joining next to him was Dashie and he had a good choice of words for Vic.
"Cmon, if I see ma boi get done up like that? Trust, Imma back off. Matter of fact, imma clock out and bounce!!!" Dashie admitted that he was very worried about teaming up with Saki.
Vic then turned his head towards Dashie, "Look Dashie, i'm always happy to help you disinfect your computer. Even if you had a bad experience, just remember this. Every bad experience is always good experience... because you get to learn from your mistakes."
"I'm done. I'm not about to go through with this. I remember having a real hard time with this game." Dashie confessed as he no longer wanted to buy or play anymore video games from the Black Market Ebay.
"Bootleg games aren't for everyone. But just remember, that if you ever need my help... Call me." Said Vic as he smiled towards Dashie.
"Alright, holla at ya boi!!! YEAH!!!!!" Shouted Dashie as he and Vic ran back to the dark medieval bar, to make their escape through the computer ad.
Suddenly, upon exiting the video game, Vic and Dashie were met with a grizzly sight.
Vic noticed the lights were off, and he began to smell blood from behind the counter. Vic quickly looked behind the register to find the lifeless body of Dr White; with a gunshot wound to the head.
"STEPFATHER, NOOOOOOO!!!" Vic shouted,
He then ran towards his stepfather to check if he was truly dead, only to be greeted by dark figures with their pencil guns aimed towards Vic's neck. "Hands up chump!" Shouted one of many armored soldiers dressed as swat police officers; armed with KA57 Sovettes.
While all of this was happening, Dashie turned towards a security camera that was filming the incident and began to break the 4th wall. "Alright ma bois, Imma end it right here!!! I love you guys!!! I ain't gonna see you all on Monday, I ain't gonna lie to ya. I LOVE YOU GUYS!!! HOLLA AT YA BOI!!! YEAH!!!"
Before Dashie could finish his farewell speech to the surveillance camera, the armored soldiers pistol whipped him, causing him to fall to the floor and become unconscious.
The 12 soldiers then gathered around what was left of the destroyed repair shop as they cheered in celebration, "Well done men, we got what we came for." Said one soldier who grabbed Vic by his hair. "Cmon, lets get out of here."
Just then, the door behind the register opened once again, and a large red and orange looking robot with a red cape and a red shield looking logo with the letter M on his armor wanted to know what the commotion was about.
"What the hell is going on here?!!!" Shouted Minister McAfee.
But before he could process what was happening, one armored soldier jumped over the counter and pistol whipped McAfee to the side of the head; knocking him unconscious.
"Minister McAfee!!! NOOOOOO!!!" Shouted Vic as the soldiers picked up McAfee and carried him out of the repair shop.
As the soldiers kicked the door open and took off while grabbing Vic by the hair and McAfee by his arms to drag them out of the store. One soldier walked towards the camera and put a bullet to the lens; causing the surveillance footage to turn into static.
By the time the police and ambulance showed up hours later; they found the Demotivator repair shop destroyed, with Dr White found dead behind the register.
Dashie was found injured, and paramedics immediately rushed him to the hospital.
And finally, according to the surveillance cameras seized by police... Vic and Minister McAfee were kidnapped by armored soldiers.