SoN is my favorite book, so it's just fitting to put one from there first. This is our fanfic crack and it's horribly written. Now don't mind my absolute lack of Grammer and let's start.

*Percy*

I woke up with no memories aside from one, months ago. I have no clue as to the month it was when I woke up or what month it is today. All I know Is that I should be dead. I should not be here. I don't belong here.

*two months prior*

When I opened my eyes I was surrounded by wolves, they attacked. I was stunned and shocked. I rolled and I ducked. My hand instinctively found my pocket and pulled out a pen, I uncapped it and started slashing. Then the wolves stopped. I stopped. I stayed still, letting my mind focus on what I knew. Everything was blank. I only knew one thing for certain. There was one person, gorgeous, with blond hair and gray eyes, her name was Annabeth. Just thinking the name made me feel... whole... like there was something, someone waiting for me. I let that sink in, until the idea of being loved was shattered. Something deeper inside me told me that girl was far, far away and that I may never see her again.

Then I was broken out of my thoughts by a snarl, then a pounce. Before I knew it, I was wrestling with a different she-wolf. The wolf was strong and I got the feeling she was millennia old. After a five minute battle, she stood up and declared I could live on. The only thing was that she was not speaking, more like... making noises, but I understood her. The she-wolf then turned into a woman. My day was getting weirder and weirder.

"My name is Lupa. I am the trainer of demig-ds" She spoke up in a g-dess like voice. "You are an interesting case. Juno plans something spectacular. You have much to learn Perseus Jackson."

I did not know my name but as she said it it felt.. wrong somehow. I spoke up for the first time. "I do not remember much Lady Lupa, but something inside me tells me that I go by Percy, not Perseus." My inside was conflicted I knew I should be respectful to Lupa but something was nagging in the back of my mind. Something along the lines of not liking to be respectful.

"I see those gears turning in your head. Please calm down, you may express your worries later. However, now that you have proven yourself worthy to continue, you have much to learn."

For the next couple of hours Lupa told me all about Roman mythology, and how the g-ds still existed. My non-existent memory told me that once I did not believe it, yet here I was believing every word to be the truth.

I felt my eyes closing after it all sank in. "You must rest, there is much traing coming your way.

Lupa led me to a burnt down shack. I was too tired to ask questions. I went to the make shift bed that was on the floor and closed my eyes.

Day after day I woke up from nightmares that I could never remember. All I knew was that they were about death. Deaths I witnessed. In those dreams I could see no faces and make out no voices. There was just pain. Every morning I was up before the sun, I wanted to give up. What was I living for. I had no one. Or atleast no one I remembered. What if it has been years since I was here. Maybe the g-ds took me away years ago. All the people I cared for could be dead, want me dead or just forgot about me totally. But every morning I pictured the girl, Annabeth. Her bright smile beautiful laugh. I wanted to hear it again. I needed to hear it again. That's what kept me going for months.

I trained and felt pain. I trained until my body gave out. Lupa said that was bad, but I didn't care. I had to get home, get my memories back, get my friends back.

Everyday I trained from early in the morning to late at night. I was forced to eat and drink. I never relaxed.

Lupa told me I was a natural with a sword, one of the best she's seen in centuries. I was able to weird a dagger well. Though something told me the dagger was not my weapon. However good I was with those weapons, I had a natural talent to shoot the arrow VERY badly, let's just say I will stick to close combat.

Lady Lupa also taught me weaponless combat. The first part was what she called her 'wolf glare'. From her it was terrifying. Then again the rest of the Pack seemed just as scared from mine. Lupa again seemed curious as to how, without practice my glare was almost 'perfect'. I wish I knew who taught me or where I learnt. But in the last two months all my memory told me was 'I don't belong here, something is off.' and Annabeth. 'I will see her again. I swear it on the styx'. That's how I went to sleep every night.

Now after two months of training, the weather was warming up. Maybe it way April or May. (In this fic The timeline will be a little different because Jason spends tons of time at CHB but Percy is in CJ for like what 2 days.) Lupa said I was trained enough and I was to go on my way. I had to follow my instinct south and I would find a camp where I would find others like me.

I left the forest I was in, seeing people for the first time in what must be months. I got a lot of looks. I probably looked and smelled like a homless kid. I had a feeling that it wasn't the first time either.

I made it a good hour before I was attacked. From what Lupa told me it seemed like they must be the gorgan's, Medusa's sisters. They kept saying how I killed her and she hasn't reformed yet. I knew what to reform was but how could I have killed Medusa. I know my name sake did it but I couldn't be older than 16 or 17, so where would I get the time to kill her.

"Hey, I have no memory of killing her so let's call it a truce. If I can't remember then maybe it wasn't me."

"Oh we know better than to believe you Perseus Jackson."

And then they came to attack me. After a pretty quick fight I reduced them to gold dust and kept on my way.

It's been the same thing for a week. (I know in canon it's 3 days but this isn't canon soooo) These gorgons try and kill me, I kill them and a couple hours later the reform and repeat. There where a few things I knew were wrong. First my skin should not be impenetrable. I mean I'm not complaining because I would be dead other wise, but it just makes me wonder what I did in life. The second thing is that MONSTERS TAKE MUCH MORE THAN 6 HOURS MAX TO REFORM! Lupa told me the shortest is usually about a week and that's for lesser monsters like hellhounds, not freaking gorgons.

After killing them for the 75th time in a week, I felt like I couldn't make it anymore. I could never sleep more than 4 hours a night and usually it was more like 2. I could only eat the food I was able to steal because I had no money and the same went for water.

A nice man in a Hawwain shirt, khaki shorts and Bermuda sandals did see me sleeping in an allyway on my 3rd day. I must have looked pretty beaten up because he bought me a nice backpack and filled it with food and water. I would have thanked him but he was gone when I looked up. If it wasn't for those stupid gorgons I might of had some food but one of the clawed it off of me. All I had left was a panda pillow pet that I couldn't let go of.

The gorgons appeared in record time today 25 minutes. I was so drained and tired but my heart told me we we almost there.

(Scene from SoN I am too lazy to rewrite it. Also that is Rick Riordan's work and it will stay his work.)

"FRANKKK!!" The girl who was next to me screamed.

I looked and the boy who helped me was in one of the gorgons claws. As if on instinct I pushed the girl back, dropped June onto the land, and lifted my arms up. The water listened. I grabbed Frank and set him down. Then I grabbed the Gorgons and pulled down. I squeyas hard as I could and they turned to gold dust. I thought of the water dispersing. Hopefully that will keep them dead. I looked around, everybody was stunned.

Then before my eyes June transformed.

"Juno" The girl next to me breathed. All I heard Juno say was "I bring you Perseus Jackson the son of Neptune. I hope you treat him accordingly." I don't know if she said anything else but at that moment I passed out from pure exhaustion.

"Poor thing looks like he hasn't slept in days, maybe weeks. He also seems extremely dehydrated and malnurished. I wonder when the last time he ate was?"

...

I opened my eyes to see myself lying in a hospital bed, it was familiar yet completely foreign. The two kids from before were there.

"H-hey" I croaked out, cringing on how shaky my voice sounded.

"Shhhhhhh. Here have some water. Aliya said you were dehydrated and malnurished. You probably shouldn't try and sit up for a while." The girls voice was soft and sweet as she handed me the glass of water and pushed me back down before I sat up. "My name is Hazel and he's Frank."

Frank looked a little uncomfortable but said "Thanks for ya know saving my life back there."

"No problem" At least I got that out with out my voice doing anything embarrassing.

Two hours later a girl came into my room. She held herself highly. She was the leader, with her purple cape and perfect posture it wasn't a question. There was a scrawny boy with blond hair and an upturned noise. Something about his smugness made me want to punch him in the face. "Perseus-"

Before she could continue I corrected her "Percy"

She looked irritated but continued "Percy I am Reyna, the Preator of camp and this is Octavian, our camp augur. Usually you would be expected to go to him not the other way around. However Aliya said it would best for you to not get up. As much as us Romans do respect pushing through and being tough, we also understand that humans are limited and clearly you have pushed yourself passed your limit." She guestured to my body and the IV that was in my arm. I guess I did go a little hard. In her voice There also seemed to be a bit of awe in there, I think. My be she respected me for pushing myself that far. Not that I really wanted the respect. I rather of just had a normal entrance.

"I need that pillow pet." Octagon or whatever that kids name was. I did not like him one bit.

"Come on I liked my pillow pet." I pouted and Reyna looked liked she wanted to laugh. Octavian on the other hand just took my pillow pet, sliced it open with a knife and said I could join the legion.

Reyna rolled her eyes, I could tell she thought this was stupid. "At dinner which I expect to see you at. We will have you join a cohort and get a Probatio tablet.

Hope you liked it it's pretty stupid but hey why not lol.