As the Royal guard came in the Landry's cell one of them said "Captain Pierre Landry. Get up. I'm going to have you to send you back to Monaco under maximum security."
As the guard remove the blanket they found pillow as one of them said "What?!"
"It's just a pillow!"
"That's the oldest trick in the book, sir. Every lifer in England knows that one."
The one of them walked approach the poster "Maybe, but do they know about the old escape hole behind the innocent-looking poster?" as the guard removed it and the mirror said Not April!
"Or the really old "l'm gonna hide up on the ceiling" trick!" as he shot the ceiling multiple times
"Of course. The secret tunnel under the bed! Get this thing out of the way. Let's go!" As the three of them get in the hole
unknowingly Captain Landry hide under the mattress and then cut it open as he sneaked pass the cell door and shut it as the Royal guard said "This secret tunnel is a dead end! There's nothing but bedsprings and mattress stuffing down here! Was that the sound of a cell door closing?"
"Voila!" as Landry found something after typing and then printing it as the Royal guard said "Was that the sound of my HP Printer printing?" as the paper said "Tomobiki: Hotspot for Alien Sighting!"
Tobimaro groaned "This is a disaster!"
Asuka replied "We blow all our money on a bad circus, and we're not any closer to Tokyo!"
Alfonso said "If anything, we're further away."
Laksh said "We could have at least bought a circus that knew how to circ!"
Lum then said "I don't even know why we bought a circus in the first place. We have enough dough for a plane!"
Shutaro said "Are you kidding me?"
Ryoko raise her eyebrow "You must have some money left over."
Lum explained "l used it to buy a toothpaste and have then capped them in gold. Now l can brush my teeth! Sadly, l discovered l…l don't like golden tooth."
Laksh complained "No promoter in sending this show to Japan. It's toe up!"
Ryoko nodded "Now it's all makes sense. No wonder the circus master was so happy to sell."
Alfonso declared "He was so happy, all right. Happy about ripping us off!"