Aurora in the Loud House!

by Vgn Golley

Kira Baxter was just a normal average little girl growing up in Royal Woods with her best friend Lincoln Loud and his ten sisters as, one day, her life had changed forever as she had met up with a powerful small Fairy named Starla and, together, they have become the newest hero and protector of Royal Woods, Aurora! Kira Starla! Let's fly! Rated M for violence, swearing, and blood

28. AITLH-S1EP28 Aurora Gets A New Lair!

Hey, guys! Welcome to the new chapter of Aurora in the Loud House! I hope that you will enjoy the new chapter...anyway, I don't own anything except for my OCs.

NOW LET'S GET ON WITH THE STORY!

{Aurora in the Loud House! Season 1, Episode 28: Aurora Gets A New Lair/Let's Party!}

"...no, you listen here! My Friend and I were VERY dissatisfied with what your show did to our beloved childhood show!" A pissed-off Lincoln screamed as we see him and Kira residing inside Kira's Room with a bored Starla lying on a toy beach chair on Kira's Windowsill, trying to catch some solar rays as the Famous Duo are currently on a call with some Network Executives.

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"No, no, no, you listen to me here, asshole. My Friend and I binged-watched the entire first season of Velma, and we have to say, the experience had left us...angry and disappointed."

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"No, no, no, I don't hate the show because I'm racist. Where did that even come from-,"

"Give me the phone, Linky. I would settle this." Kira says with a glare while reaching out to grab onto the phone that Lincoln was holding as she cleared her throat.

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"No, I'm going to call you a jackass because that's who you are if you think our issue with Velma is because of the cast's races. Trust me, that's the only thing that we DON'T have a problem with. It's a bizarre choice, but my Friend and I would've been able to get past it if...it didn't happen."

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"Okay, you still don't get it yet, huh? Alright, dumbass, I would explain it to you clearly, and you BETTER not interrupt me because I REFUSE to talk in length about your crappy-ass Velma Show...no, you know what? Your show doesn't deserve that name. I would call it what it is. The Mindy Show. Because that is what it is. I don't know if it was either the Network Executives forcing you to have it be Scooby Doo Related or you wanted to make your own version of a Scooby-Doo Cartoon, but I will say...oh boy, I will get my thoughts on that soon, but let's begin."

"When I first heard the news about your show, I was semi-interested. I mean, the show seemed to be about placing our favorite Scooby Doo Characters in a show that is not entirely Family Friendly. A more 'adult' show, if you will. The reason why I was semi-interested is that whenever someone tried to make a Kids' Cartoon more 'adult', it often fails the mark, barring a few exceptions like Samurai Jack and such, but the premise of the Scooby Doo Gang solving real murder mysteries, and such sounded interesting, so my Friend and I decided to wait until the season 1 was completed before binge-watching the whole show."

"That's...when it happened. Let me, a Child who has only been alive for only a decade or so, explain to you all supposedly 'Adults' on the many, many, many, many, many, MANY reasons why this show is pure trash, something that's even worse than fucking Teen Titans Go if you will. Now, do you know what all great or even good shows have in common? They all have identities. They know where they are sitting in the spectrum of shows, the tone they want the show to have, and what they want to be known for. Velma, however, doesn't know what identity it wants to have because it's trying all of them. The humor you guys are trying to use and what is honestly 90% of the show honestly feels...forced. What with the hundred pop culture references, sex jokes, race jokes-You know what? No, they don't even feel like jokes. They mostly feel like statements of what Mindy thinks. For example, the constant jokes about Fred being a rich prick and having a little penis. Every time Velma made a 'joke' about it, neither my Friend nor I laughed. Why? Because...what was supposed to be funny about that? No, seriously, what's the joke? That he has a tiny dick? That white people are evil? Is that it? Really? That's the type of comedy you want for your show?"

"And you know what's worse? There are actually some jokes that COULD'VE worked and been so funny that they left you in stitches, but you guys break the number 1 rule in comedy. Don't ever explain the fucking joke. For instance, the infamous Fred looks like a Hitler joke. It would've been funny if the guy that took Fred's picture of him looking like Hitler and said nothing about it and moved on, instead of overexplaining the damn joke. You're basically pulling a Family Guy...don't EVER pull a Family Guy. And don't even get me on the story. When I started watching the Mindy Show, it seemed that there will be two main stories to tell. One is about the string of murderers as someone was killing students and stealing their brains, and the other story is about the disappearance of Mindy's Mom."

"Now, I will admit, Mindy having hallucinations and deep guilt for seemingly causing the dissapearance or death of her mother were interesting and, when we see the actual murder mystery in place, its...fine. Bearable at least, but okay. Another thing that I will admit is that I like whenever Mindy has hallucinations because it looks like the animation team are actually putting EFFORT into them and not being half lazy, but even then, its not even put to their full potential as it would've been really interesting if the hallucinations that Velma is seeing ARE real and is something related to the supernatural to put some Scooby Doo Elements into the show because you all don't seem to know how to do that."

"But I'm getting ahead of myself. Let's start from the First Episode and onwards and explain why each of them is terrible. For starters, there are already a bunch of new problems starting by the first five minutes of the first episode. Now, My Friend and I may not know much about any adult stuff, but we both do know that showing a shower scene with a bunch of 15-year-old underage girls and having it be incredibly sexual is deeply wrong. Also, there were these two INCREDIBLY forced jokes about social politics that were said between two teenage girls. It honestly feels like you guys trying to defend your show but did so very poorly. It's like you're basically expecting criticism and want to shut up everyone with that one scene, and also, calling out on how bad your writing is doesn't exactly justify it. Sure, Vgn does it to, but here's the thing, he's not a professional writer and is doing these stories for fun. What's your excuse? Being lazy? Because that seems like it."

"Anyway, moving on, I won't talk about Brenda's Funeral because it honestly seems projection being cast by Mindy, but that's pretty much her show in a nutshell, so let's talk about Fred in Episode 1. I will admit I find him pretty entertaining. It's so freaking obvious that you all are trying to make unlikeable as possible, but since all of the Characters are so unlikeable, it ironically makes Fred more likable by default, and the whole thing with Mindy trying to solve a murder and her finding out that Fred's big secret is that he is trying to hide how much of a baby he is was pretty funny."

"But then we get to Episode 2, and we found out that Daphne is a Drug Dealer...really? A Drug Dealer? Why do you want to have Daphne, of all people, be a Drug Dealer? Judging by the big exposition given by Daphne about her trying to find out the 'real' her, I thought her being a Drug Dealer will have more meaning to the season, but in honesty, it doesn't go anywhere except for that painfully unfunny and cruel joke about the Scooby Doo Gang's Catchphrases being the names of the drugs. That...is honestly so insulting that my Friend Lincoln actually had to go out into the hall and punch the wall...he didn't break it, but my Friend has Ten Sisters, and he hardly loses his temper. Yeah, you made him THAT angry with that one joke. Also, come on, if anyone is going to be a Drug Dealer, or at the very least, do drugs is Shaggy. The potential was literally right there for the taking! Come on!"

"Now, the rest of the episode, we are forced to deal with observational humor about insulting adults who watch cartoons, race, gender, etc. And also, I love how you guys 'try' to be self-aware and admit that you guys know what you are doing, but it's basically just you guys rightfully insulting your own bad writing. Anyway, later in the episode, Mindy's slightly stubborn judgment gets questioned, and she and Daphne suddenly have crushes on each other, even though they had ZERO chemistry throughout the episode whatsoever. Sure, Daphne's Incompetent Detective Adoptive Mothers gave us a HUGE exposition dump on that they used to be friends, but the thing is that we, the audience, had never SEEN it on screen."

"Clearly, you guys had noticed that the Owl House got insanely popular due to the Lumanity Ship, and they want their female leads to do the same, but unlike Luz and Amity, who had both shown signs that they like each other and fell in love naturally, Mindy and Daphne both fell in love with each other for...no good reason at all, really. Now, I know what you are all thinking, 'You're being so homophobic and that's why you hate this ship'. No, I fucking don't. In fact, in the 'Trick or Treat Scooby-Doo!' Movie, they explored Velma's character of being a Lesbian, and my Friend and I loved that because that movie portrayed her swinging for the other team way better than what your crappy show did. Why do you ask the Velma Show failed in shipping both Girls properly? Because the relationship that both Mindy and Daphne had didn't feel like there was any genuine love between them. It feels more like lust than anything, and their relationship was very toxic as the two were at each other throats and insulting each other before suddenly being in love so much that Daphne kissed Mindy when she was having a panic attack."

"Also, speaking off, seriously? Fucking seriously? Kissing someone to get rid of their panic attacks or mental breakdowns is not only unrealistic, but it can also make the situation MUCH worse. It's like if someone was having a heart attack, and you decide to stupidly make out with them to help them out. Funny enough, that doesn't fucking work. It's kind of telling that in Puss in Boots, a movie made for KIDS, is able to potray someone getting a panic attack and the other helping said person out with that much more maturely. You all claim this is a show made for adults, but as of right now, I can name you fifteen shows that are way more mature than this piece of shit show. Don't believe me? Well, let me tell you. Samurai Jack, Steven Universe before the finale, Rick and Morty, Adventure Time, Regular Show, South Park, Star vs the Forces of Evil before the finale, Gravity Falls, Amphibia, Owl House, Lilo and Stitch, Ben 10, Scooby Doo Mystery Incorporated (Honestly all of the franchise), Generator Rex, and Ghost of Molly McGee. All of these shows are geared toward children, but each of them can cover mature themes for various things like children feeling abandoned due to not having a parent around, identity crises, suicidal thoughts, selfless against your fellow man, growing up to adulthood, etc. What does Velma show us? That if you have mental issues, kissing and laughing makes it all better...wow, just fucking wow...oh and the whole court scene with Mindy is PAINFULLY unfunny, and it's once again Mindy being a racist bigot, and I honestly felt bad for Fred being embarrassed like that. He doesn't deserve that at all."

"The Third Episode, or the Filler Episode, is basically about Mindy having a crush on Daphne, and, surprise surprise, no one gives a shit about this ship because it wasn't properly built up. I mean, seriously, this is only the third fucking episode, and we're already dealing with relationship problems by characters that we barely know about? Shouldn't we be focusing on either of the two main plots of the show, like the murderer stealing students' brains or about Mindy's Mom disappearance? They seemed to be pretty important in the last two episodes, but not right now? Also, I love how this show preaches about how socially aware it is, and yet it does a very 2000 thing in forgetting that bisexuality exists since Mindy was attracted to both boys and girls."

"Back with the plot of the episode, it seems to be about showcasing how unvenerable women are, and, as a Girl myself, I would've loved that concept for an episode...if the message wasn't clumsily and awkwardly hammered into our skulls, and what's worse is that when we get to Norville and Fred, we actually get back to the REAL plot and find about little tidbits about the Mystery and I was genuinely interested...until we got back to the Girl Power and Mean Girls Episode and it isn't until the end that we get back to the plot of the season, but it's basically more exposition delivered in an awkward way with trying to do character drama, but fell flat since all of the characters are basically one-shot jokes, so we don't give a shit about what happens to them."

"And what's worse is that in the episode, Mindy decides to read out Daphne's Journal instead of fighting her and mocked her mental issues, and Daphne gave her some well deserved justice by kicking her into a wall, and that was easily the highlight of the episode as my Friend and I recorded that scene to make us laugh. But in all seriousness, really? THIS is the character that you want us to root for? Someone who makes fun of mental issues in a show that is trying to hammer in about how progressive they are? It's just...so unbelievable to think that Mindy and Daphne have a friendship/love triangle thing going on, and when they apologize to each other in the end, it doesn't work because it feels rushed and unnatural and Mindy being narcissistic and believing that she deserves an apology as well is just...oh man, I want to kick her teeth in so bad."

"The next episode is about popularity, and, once again, this is basically Mindy projecting her bitterness about how her life in high school was, and apparently Fred got freed due to the killer still being around. Oh, and I didn't get to talk about this earlier, but I love how they send Fred to jail for basically no proof whatsoever. Sure, he confessed to the crime, but there is no evidence whatsoever that he did it. Good work, grown adults that should know how real-life works. So, anyway, the plot of the episode is basically Mindy needed to make the list of the hottest girls in school because it's determined that all of the murder victims are hot girls and would provide protection for the hot girls...oh, and I like to say that it was a grown man who said those words about a group of underage children."

"Anyway, while Mindy is wasting her time with that bullshit, Norville and Daphne are busy with doing some ACTUAL mystery investigating elsewhere, and can I just say that it's so freaking weird that the Shaggy Stand In, of all characters, is actually the one who's doing any detective work and is trying to solve the mystery. Norville is more like Velma than Mindy is, and I actually enjoy his scenes, not counting with Mindy, because it actually drives the story forward, and it's interesting. I roll my eyes whenever we get to Mindy because it's not adding anything to the story. It's just more of Mindy's projection, and its gets tiring after a while, and we're only on episode fucking four."

"Ugh, back with the filler part of the episode, Mindy is trying to save the hot girls in school by intentionally making them all ugly, but since this show is about as subtle as the past episodes were, it's basically Mindy trying to show off how pro-feminism she is and, you know what, the show actually acknowledges that Mind's brand of femineity is screwed and wrong. Being unkempt doesn't equal being real, but just like when the show acknowledges its writing is bad and continues, the show also states Mindy's views are in the wrong...and doesn't add anything new to it. I mean, we all know that what Mindy sees as a real woman is deeply wrong. What else do you have? Nothing? Okay, moving on to the plot, we now have another problem as Daphne's origin of her missing parents is being combined into the murder mystery, even though we have another plot about a kid having a missing parent, but whatever."

"At the very least, though, we do see more of Daphne's character, if you believe that, so at least there's that...also, do you really think that we're so stupid that we can't tell that you basically copied Daphne's plotline in Velma from Fred's plotline in Mystery Incorporated, a FAR better mature take at Scooby Doo. While its Kids friendly, it not only manages to be dark but also tells a VERY interesting ongoing narrative and develops the characters in a way that has been never done before, all the while not sacrificing the core appeal of Scooby Doo. Velma is basically the complete opposite of Mystery Incorporated in every way imaginable."

"Anyway, The lack of Scooby-Doo and the Mystery Machine is very noticeable in the show, and, in fact, the whole mystery side of it is so ineffective that it hurts. I don't wonder who is doing all of these murderers or who is behind the mask or wearing the disguise, or where Mindy's Mom is because I don't expect this show to pull off a proper twist." Kira says with a scowl before taking a deep breath to steel her nerves as she continued with her ranting. "Speaking of that, we're four episodes in but it doesn't feel like anything's happening yet. None of the characters really resemble their original characters in terms of personality and attitude. For example, with Fred, they just take one little aspect of his character, which is that he is the hot blonde guy, and made his personality center around that when in reality, he wasn't a dumb guy. Far from it, actually. He was really intelligent and built traps that actually capture the bad guys and doesn't rely on others to do the most basic things ever."

"Although, the person who had changed the most will definitely have to go with 'Velma', and I use that name loosely since she is nothing like her Scooby Doo Counterpart at all. 'Velma' is the protagonist of the series and is on par with all of the assholes in this series, and I just love how the writers want us to sympathize or root with her, but the huge problem with her character is that she's a massive cunt. It's like someone took the worst and most annoying aspects of Velma's Counterpart from Mystery Incorporated and crank it up to eleven. Seriously, what is her fucking deal? Is she on her period 24/7 or something? They went from a character that makes snarky and smart remarks to a total asshole who 99.99% of the time deserves what she's going through."

"She just insults and belittles EVERYONE she talks to, even if they are being either civil or nice to her, and will often cause problems on purpose without being provoked like when 'Velma' gets up and start whining about her missing mom in the middle of a town meeting that is discussing a murderer killing innocent teenagers. Like, bitch, we don't give a shit about your stupid ass missing mother. We have bigger and more important problems to deal with. Many of her comments or remarks are supposed to come off as witty, but they honestly seem rather mean or racist. Sure, every other character has the same problem, but with 'Velma'? That's 95% of her dialogue, and that's bad because when the show tries to have her be in a sympathetic light, it gets ruined by 'Velma' opening her mouth and makes you feel like she is stepping on your balls with everything she says. Now, usually, asshole characters can be written really well and be the best part of the show, like Bender from Futurama or Cartman from South Park, but the reason why 'Velma' fails is that even if she's an asshole, she's also supposed to be likable and have traits that make us like them, dumbasses. It's so obvious that 'Velma' is basically just Mindy inserting herself into the show as a character and projecting her views and attitude about everything."

"Now, with Episode 5, we get ANOTHER filler episode where it deals with Norville and his new Girlfriend Gigi, and the direction, they went with Norville is one that I expected from the first episode, turning him into a laughingstock since he is not an 'alpha' character. And that honestly sucks because Norville is the only character that is actually...well, a real character with his own personality and is the one actually trying to solve the mystery, unlike lazy Mindy. The supposed genius and detective. In this episode, they made fun of his character and reduced him to a beta that is not allowed to speak as his Girlfriend is taking charge of him, and she and Velma argue about Norville as if he can't speak up for himself, even though he could in the past episodes."

"The whole episode also deals with Daphne trying to find her lost parents, but I honestly don't care about that because I thought we would be focusing on the murder mystery with the guy or girl removing student's heads, but in this episode, it doesn't seem that no one care about that or are scared of him returning to kill people, even though this murder mystery is what started the show and was a main focus in the first couple of episodes. It almost seems nonexistent. Mindy had spent the rest of her time ignoring Fred and trying to get Norville's attention, which honestly feels out of character for her since she doesn't seem to care about Norville at all nor that she actually valued his presence, so her suddenly caring about Norville seems really bizarre and what's even weirder is that she was brushing off Daphne, even though she was supposedly in love with her...but I will admit, the show did do ONE good thing that made me genuinely laugh...and that was Mindy being hit by a Police Car. I have that shit recorded on my phone. It was glorious."

"Now, with Episode 6, we FINALLY get to see Scooby Doo in this god awful dreadful show, but once again, this show had disappointed us by actively taking a huge shit on the Scooby Doo Franchise by having Mindy finding out that Norville's Grandmother is apart of a 1970's Military Program and that her Mother disappeared after finding her journals. This program is basically finding ways to keep brains alive and functioning outside of their original bodies and putting them in the bodies of meddling kids. Now, that part was actually funny, and I would've loved this episode...but...the unthinkable happen. Something that made me actually sick to my very core and made me angry, unlike anything I could've ever imagined because they told us the name of the operation. It's called the Special COvert Operations Brain Initiative, and then have Mindy ask, 'Scoobi? What does Scoobi Do?',"

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"...ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?! ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS!? DO YOU GUYS HATE SCOOBY DOO OR SOMETHING?! IS THAT IT!? BECAUSE IT SURE SEEMS LIKE IT! I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT IS HOW YOU WANT TO BRING SCOOBY DOO INTO THE SHOW! YOU COULDN'T HAVE HIM BE NORVEILLE'S NORMAL PET, OR SOMETHING, INSTEAD DO THIS FUCKING SECRET PROJECT BULLSHIT?! DO YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD'VE BEEN SMARTER? IF SCOOBY WAS NORVEILLE NORMAL PET AND ONLY TALKED TO HIM BUT TO EVERYONE ELSE, HE SEEMS LIKE A NORMAL DOG UNTIL IT WAS REVEALED IN THE SEASON FINALE THAT SCOOBY IS A TALKING DOG AND WAS JUST MESSING WITH EVERYONE. YOU HEAR THAT? THAT IDEA WOULD'VE BEEN HILARIOUS AND A GREAT PLOT TWIST, AND IT WAS CREATED BY TWO FREAKING 11-YEAR-OLDS IN FIVE MINUTES, AND YET, A GROUP OF PROFESSIONAL WRITERS COULDN'T THINK OF THAT!?" Kira screamed into her phone with her face growing red as he panted heavily, and a stoic yet gentle Lincoln patted her back to comfort her, and Kira gave him a thankful look before taking a deep breath to continue her rant.

"Hmph, my Friend and I were about to throw in the towel, but we persisted because we want to see how bad the show could make itself to be, and it's unfair to hate a show without watching all of it. That's like complaining about a movie and calling it shit when you only watch the first 10 minutes. Anyway, Mindy comes to the conclusion that this Murder Mystery has something to do with the military program and her mother's disappearance. Also, Mindy trying to reconnect with her Father by pole dancing like a stripper? Really? Just fucking, really? Ugh, whatever. I'm still pissed off about the Scooby-Doo thing to care about this, so let's move on. We are close to the end of the show, and, by God, my Friend and I wish that we were old enough to drink alcohol because we fucking need it to sit through this trainwreck. Watching this show without being drunk is a chore to go through and makes me want to gouge my eyes out or rip my ears off. I had to stop my Friend from doing that when he took my suggestion too seriously."

"Anywho, following on from the past episodes, Mindy had found a clue that her Mother was recently in Fred Jones's Basement of his Mansion and tried to find out what the Jinkies Clue could mean. Now, with the discovery of the...project...the townspeople think that the person who murdered all of the girls was really the Ghost of Norville's Grandmother and not an actual serial killer and that caused the curfew that was established to protect the citizens to be lifted and the fog fest to begin. I...really don't understand this mindset. Who fucking cares that the person committing the murder is a Human or a Ghost. It's still happening. The city is very much still in danger, and yet everyone continued celebrating as if the threat is over. I lost many brain cells watching this episode, and it continued with Mindy deciding to dress herself up as a Man and calling herself 'Manny'...very original name there, professional writers, and when she was dressed up as a Man, everyone in town respected her, and listen to her opinions that no one give a second to when she was herself."

"I will give you guys something. I...understand what you were trying to do and the point you're trying to make, but it falls flat. You know why? Because her being a girl is NOT the reason why people didn't listen to Mindy. They didn't listen to her because Mindy is genuinely a terrible person. If Daphne's Parents said Velma's Opinions on stage, everyone would listen to them because they are good people. Mindy is not. She's a bigot and a selfish person who cares about no one but herself. If she had a more likable personality, everyone would listen to her. Tell me, dear executives, if Mindy never respected anyone in town, why the hell would the townspeople respect her? Respect is earned, not given. Also, we didn't see much development of the plot until the end of the episode where the real killer showed up at the festival and kidnapped Fred in the mid-credit scene."

"In Episode 8, you tried to be stylistically intelligent and put in flashbacks of the different perspectives of the characters and how they got into the cave, but it didn't work out at all because the time differences weren't that big and the perspective of the characters didn't add anything worthwhile to the story. Now, one of the things that I hated about the episode was Norville still pinning to Mindy...why? Fucking why? Why does Norville have a crush on Mindy, of all people? It literally doesn't make no sense, especially when Mindy doesn't like him romantically at all. Hell, she's barely been a good friend to him. She uses and manipulates him and disregards his feelings, and the fact that Norville wants to get to her even though he's with Gigi just...rubs me wrong the way, and it made me realize that they are inevitably going to break up, which honestly saddens me because they are the best ship in the show so far because they feel like a real couple...albeit their relationship is not the best romance in media, but hey, it's way better than Velma and Daphne."

"Anyway, Fred was able to meet up with the brains of the killed Girls in the cave in a jar, and we know for sure know that the murderer of the...project...is related to the gang, and my Friend and I placed our bets on Mindy's Mother. She knows more about the...project...than anyone out there that is currently alive, so the fingers all point to her. And what's more suspicious is how Mindy's Mother showed up. She just appeared out of nowhere, hiding in the cave, and doesn't seem to be in danger or being held hostage, so it just makes sense that she is the killer. I mean, who else could it logically be?"

"But that's when...it happened. Now, let me tell you my MAIN problem with the season finale twist, and it's something that I called from the very fucking beginning because I knew that all of you would be unable to deliver a proper plot twist due to how poorly you structured your story. The person who has been stealing all of those teenage girl's brains is...not Mindy's Mom, but, instead, its Fred's fucking Mom...I'M SORRY, BUT FUCKING WHAT?! THERE WAS VIRTUALLY NO EVIDENCE THAT FRED'S MOM WAS INVOLVED IN THE MURDER CASE WHATSOEVER, AND IT SUDDENLY TURNS OUT THAT SHE'S INVOLVED IN EVERYTHING!? HOW DOES THAT MAKE ANY SENSE?! SO FAR, FRED'S MOM HAD, LIKE, WHAT? A COUPLE OF SCENES OF SCREENTIME? AND HER SCREENTIME CONTRADICTS HER BEING THE FUCKING MURDER! THIS IS LITERALLY THE WORST PLOT TWIST EVER! EVEN WORSE THAN ROSE QUARTZ FROM STEVEN UNIVERSE BEING PINK DIAMOND, EVEN THOUGH THAT TWIST WAS OBVIOUS FROM THE VERY FUCKING BEGINNING OF THE SHOW, AND THE ONLY TWIST THERE WAS IS THAT THE WRITERS ACTUALLY WENT THROUGH WITH THAT VERY PREDICTABLE AND BORING PLOT TWIST!"

"Hah...hah...hah...fuck...I had to get that out of my chest...anyway...Mindy is reunited with her Mother, but we are told that she has amnesia, and if she doesn't get it back in three days, they will be gone forever, so most of the episode is trying to make her happy, and since they are nervous of Mindy's Mom finding out about Mindy's Stepmom and her Baby, Mindy tells Dia that Amanda is her baby with Norville being the Baby Daddy and that Sophie is just there to babysit. So Mindy basically just steals Amanda away from her Mother...this is our protagonist, everyone, the person we are trying to root for, and that's not all. Mindy once again uses Norville by making him miss his activities but also even creates a fake report card to impress her Mother and even creates a fake newspaper."

"Meanwhile, the brains of the dead girls return to school and are more popular than ever, but seriously? They are just basically brains in a jar now? That's fucked up. They don't even try to find their original bodies and are not distraught by their condition? I don't get it. Anyway, the Brains kick Fred and Daphne out of the popular group, which is pretty understandable because Fred cheated on them with each other, and Daphne tried to leave them for dead when the caves started collapsing. So now they are losers and trying to find a way to become popular again, but my Friend and I just don't really care because this is boring teenage melodrama."

"Anyway, with Mindy, she doesn't want to change Amanda's diaper because she's a selfish prick, and when she tried to have Norville's Dad change her Step Sister's Diaper, she finds a welding mask, and her first thought was that he was the killer. I just love how Mindy assumes that's the case without any actual investigation or proof either than the fucking mask. If Mindy has done any actual mystery investigation, she would've found out that Norville's Dad was merely wielding a sword for his son to use and not accidentally called the police on them, which also caused the near destruction of poor Norville's house."

"The one GOOD thing that came out of that is that Norville FINALLY had it with Mindy's shit and tells her off, which is WAY overdue, but it was also VERY satisfying to see Norville stand his ground and break off their friendship. Back with the boring plot, Fred and Daphne pretend to date in order to become popular again, and of course that works, and that impresses Fred's Mom, Victoria, and caused her to offer Daphne an internship at their Family Business. It's so freaking weird that Victoria gets more screentime and lines all of a sudden when my Friend and I first watched the episode, but after seeing the whole series, we now know that this was a way for the writers to try and justify her being the killer all along, even though Victoria has been more of a background character and, once again, there was no real evidence or even foreshadowing that she was the killer."

"Anyway, Daphne and Fred go to a 'Welcome home, Brains' Party, but upstages the Brains, so they called them out for fake dating and Daphne and Fred decided to fix this by sharing a kiss, but that's when Mindy shows up and was pissed at Daphne for 'cheating' on her, even though she didn't care about Daphne's existence until now and should really be focusing on other stuff than her stupid relationship. And what's worse is that Velma's Parents showed up because the Brains wanted to invite Dia because they find out that she was in the caves with them and wanted her to buy them alcohol and I can name various reasons why that is so stupid, but the most important things about this scene is where Dia finds out the truth about Amanda and Sophie and gets all pissy at Mindy's Father for 'cheating' on her, but in all honesty, he thought that she left them, so he's not really at fault here...but he did hook up with Sophie after Dia left just six weeks later, so overall, they are both horrible people just like everyone else in this godforsaken show."

"The second thing is that Three Days had passed, and Dia didn't lose her memory, but they tried to do a fakeout to reveal that Dia is the killer all of the long, which would've made much more sense, but your writers are idiots. So Dia confesses to the Murders, staying that she wanted to replace her Daughter's brain with that of a popular girl, and they locked her up. Mindy tried to visit her, but I guess visiting hours don't exist because they didn't want Mindy to talk with her Mother unless she gets arrested herself, so Mindy decided to contact Fred for help to get her arrested by having Fred says that Mindy was bothering him because a woman of color inconveniencing a white rich man grounds for arresting...this show just doesn't know the word 'subtlety' huh?"

"Anyway, she talks to her Mother and figures out that she has been hypnotized into confessing the crimes and the amnesia was the result of that as Mindy also figured out that she was hypnotized as well two years ago where she gets hallucinations every time she tries to solve a mystery. So Dia tells Mia that 2 years ago, she snuck into Fred's house and found the secret lab as it was closed, but she was able to find the secret entrance through a well, and that's when she was kidnapped. That's when Daphne showed up to help bail out Mindy and give her a clue that her Mother had given her, and it turn out to be a pocket watch belonging to the general that recruited Norville's Grandmother into the...project...in the first place and used the watch to hypnotize people."

"After getting out of jail, Mindy decided to confront the Brains in the locker rooms to try and see if they recognize the pocket watch, and I'm at least happy that you guys tried to censor the nudity this time around, but it just makes the scene weird because you didn't censor the nudity before so why now? It just makes the first episode all the more pervy and pedophilic. I was happy to see Gigi again, though, but then got angry when it turns out that she broke up with Norville. Called that one out as well, and Gigi proceeds to tell off Mindy for how she treats Norville and even told her that he transferred schools. When Mindy gets angry for not being told about this, Gigi told her that Norville left a message about it on her phone, and it was only then that Mindy finds out that Norville has been leaving behind two years worth of voicemails on her phone and she had never checked his voicemail in that span of time...once again, Mindy is the worst...friend...ever!"

"Even thought Norville told her to go to hell in his latest message, she was oddly charmed by it and proceeds to listen to every single voicemail he left her, and we have to grind the story to a screeching halt to focus on Mindy's fucking love life again because she falls in love with Norville and I'm just like...ugh! Oh my god! No one cares about your stupid teenage romance bullshit because, once again, all of the characters are unbearable and unlikable, and what's worse is that Mindy only started liking Norville because he's out of her life and doesn't like Fred anymore because he's giving her attention...oh yeah, Fred has a crush on Mindy, don't know why so lets move on."

"Mindy goes to the secret entrance through the well to find the lab and leaves behind a voicemail for Norville and proclaims her love for him and, just like with Daphne, this was not built up at all, and they have virtually no chemistry between each other. You guys DO know that you have to actually be NICE to the person you LOVE. Not just be a major asshole to them and lust over them. Anyway, Mindy finds the secret lab and finds out that Fred's Mom is the killer. Mindy also finds out that she's the daughter of the general and also finds out that the general is the reason why the...project...was ruined because, while it was successful, he tried to take credit for the whole thing, but instead of having it because he's a corrupted general, the show portrays this as him taking credit because he's a privillged white male. Godamn, you guys like to beat this message into our skulls, huh? We get it, Mindy. You hate white men. Whoo hoo, feminism and all of that crap, let's move on." Kira drawled on while nursing her head to soothe her headache as she heard Starla scoff and rolled her eyes in annoyance in the background.

"After the general betrayed her, Norville's Mom sabotaged the project by switching the brains back, destroying her lab, and hiding her journal as the general was the one who sent her to that insane asylum in an attempt to get her to talk, but she took that shit to her grave. So, Victoria ended up marrying the heir of Fred's Family Business because they are the ones that made her Father's Pocket Watch he uses for hypnotism and, at that time, it was a small business, but Victoria was able to build it into a global empire. But she thinks that Fred is too incapable to look after it for her, so she decided to buy the scientist's old house to rebuild her house and replace her Son's brain with that of a young popular girl because they remind her of herself and she wanted that girl to experience the privallge of being that of a rich white handsome man."

"Okay, so many problems with this reveal. First off, Fred was barely a teenager when she created this crazy ass plan. He was a child, so of course, he wasn't going to take it seriously. She wasted so much time and effort, and money on this stupid scheme of hers when she could've just been a good mother and raised Fred right. Hell, she didn't even bother to see if these popular girls that she killed were smart enough to even run her business. It's only AFTER removing their brains that she finds out. Goddamn, this woman is so stupid. Victoria could've just hypnotized her son into being the perfect businessman, and all of her problems would've been solved with no one the wiser."

"And the reason why she kidnapped Dia was that she needed her to get Norville's Grandma Journal and made her rebuild the lab, which was honestly seems stupid since Victoria could've just hired Dia to help her out and then backstab her later just like she did with Daphne. It's like this woman wants to make the most complicated plans ever and not go through a simpler and safer plan. And this will be a laugh, but Victoria decides that she wants to steal Mindy's brain because the popular girls don't know how much society hates Women and how much they have to go through to get accomplished. This is coming from the same woman that build her company into a fucking empire and says that rich white men get everything handed to them, ignoring the fact that throughout the whole fucking series, Fred was falsely accused of murder, and was falsely imprisoned by said murder, got shot through his knees by the police, was publically humiliated on multiple occasions, adults shamelessly took pictures of his underage penis, and Fred also faces family abuse from his Father who snuffs out his cigars on his skin and his Mother, who genuinely wants to kill him with no remorse because he was born a man and not a girl. Honestly, out of everyone in the series, Fred suffered the most, and I feel so bad for him. Fred doesn't deserve that at all."

"So, anyway, Victoria decided to place Mindy's brain in Fred's Body, and she agreed to it while telling Fred off, and this cause him to get so angry that he burst out of his restraints and free all of them and actually thanked Mindy for being honest and is happy to call her a friend. This is so obvious that is the writers trying to validate their opinions but once again failed miserably. Anyway, while the others tried to escape, Fred went after his Mom, who told him a bullshit lie that she was possed by the ghost of Nerville's Grandmother. Honestly, though, that would've been a way better twist because it explains how Victoria knows how to do surgery and all of that, but the writers aren't nearly that clever to add in an element of the Scooby Doo Franchise because they resent it and outright hate it."

"Anyway, Fred falls for it, and Victoria takes him hostage and goes after the girls and aimed her gun at them, but of course, that's when they decided to confess their love for each other because that is totally the time to do it. Although Mindy reveals that she loves Norville, who just happens to show up to try and rescue them and overheard what Mindy said and told her that he also loved her, even though Norville broke off their friendship, but I guess in the end, Norville is a total simplord for Mindy and wants to kiss her ass like the spineless beta male he really is. With Norville's appearance, Victoria tried to shoot him, but he was able to deflect it with his sword, and it strikes the stalagmite above Victoria, which caused it to break off and crush her to death."

"No lie, that scene haunted me and my Friend for a while because her blood covered everyone's body, including poor Fred and Norville was so disturbed by what he has done that he vomits, but the cheery on top of this scene was that Mindy was happy that the case was solved and started twerking over the dead body of Fred's Mom. Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with her?! She has to be the evilest person ever! I know Victoria was a bad guy, but she is still a Human Being! She doesn't deserve that! Queen Butterfly has never done that to the bodies of the foes she killed! Majestia has never done that as well because they are decent and good people who would never do something as heinous as that!"

"Later on, they are all given keys to the City by the Major, but all of them are miserable and hate each other for the whole ordeal as Fred hates Norville for killing his Mom, which he justified by saying that she shot him first and that was admittedly a fair point, and Daphne hates Mindy for loving Norville and not her and they all started beating each other with the keys, showing how toxic the group really is. For the end of the series, Daphne gets a lot of stingers for Season 2, but I don't really care about that. Norville is suffering from the stress of killing a woman, and his Dad was like, 'Oh, just do pot', Father of the Year right there."

"But what was worse is that Mindy decides to change the locks in the house and kicks her Father, Sophie, and Amanda out of the house, so she just lives with her Mom now, and that is just...Mindy is literally the scum of the earth. No iff ands or butts about it. She kicks out her Father, who pays for the house, and kicks out her Step Mother, who has been nothing but nice to her, and even throws a FUCKING baby out of the curb! Mindy deserves to rot in hell for what she has done. No doubt about it."

"The only one who had a somewhat good ending was Fred as, while he had lost his parents, he decided to start up a Mystery Solving Company and even created his own little Mystery Van and drove off, and that's the end of the show. Showing how much he has grown as a character, and I am so godamn proud of him." Kira says while closing her eyes and rubbing her as she groaned angrily with Lincoln pacing around in the background furiously. "Jesus Christ, this show was a dumpster fire. Taking out the Scooby Doo aspects and seeing this show as it is, Velma DESERVES all of the hate that it gets. This show was so poorly written. The characters are all horrible people, and even ones like Norville are only tolerable because the rest of the cast is that bad! The romance was written as if it was made by a twelve-year-old idiot, the comedy is a HUGE hit or miss, and there was barely any mystery because the killer is someone who realistically shouldn't be the killer!"

"Overall, who was this show made for? It was clearly not made for Scooby Doo Fans, it's not made for adults, it's not for children, then who is it then?! This feels like a show where Mindy wanted to show off her views and put little thought into everything else! Now, I think we all should owe Scrappy Doo a HUGE FUCKING APOLOGY because he is no longer the worst thing that came out of the franchise! Velma is, and I dread what Season 2 would be, but my Friend and I won't even give you to satisfaction of watching it because it doesn't deserve our respect or our attention, and we will tell the whole town about how awful Velma is so that no one would watch it! Do you hear me?! Velma is officially banned in Royal Woods! Now, I have one more thing to tell you!" Kira screamed while taking a deep breath as she closed her eyes.

"FUCK ALL OF YOU FOR MESSING WITH SCOOBY FUCKING DOO! GO AND TELL MINDY TO ROT IN HELL FOR RUINING A BELOVED FRANCHISE AND TELL HER TO NEVER, AND I MEAN NEVER, TOUCH ANOTHER SCOOBY DOO PROJECT EVER AGAIN! OH, AND ANOTHER THING, IF YOU TRY TO RUIN THE HEX GIRLS AS WELL, I WILL PERSOANLLY COME TO HOLLYWOOD AND KNOCK ALL OF YOUR MOTHERFUCKING ASSES OUT!" Kira exclaimed into her phone furiously as loud as she humanly could and proceeds to hang up the call as the Black-Haired Girl tossed it away, and her phone shattered against the wall as Kira then lets out an anguish and frustrated screech as she ran over to her bed and grabs onto it as she was able to lift it up into the air with her butterfly tattoo glowing brightly as Kira tossed her bed forward and it broke through the wall of her room, sending it crashing down onto her backyard as Kira panted heavily with her face fully red as Lincoln walked over to pat her back to calm her down.

"...You good now, Girl?" Starla asked casually as Kira continued panting with her chest going down, but thanks to Lincoln's soothing words and him rubbing her back, she was able to calm down enough that her face stopped being red, and Kira nodded to her Partner just as the doors suddenly opened up as a smiling Lilith walked into her Daughter's Room while holding onto a laundry filled with clean clothes.

"Hey, sweetie," Lilith says while totally oblivious to the huge wall in her Daughter's Bedroom as an annoyed Kira turned to her.

"Mom! Can't you see that Lincoln and I are trying to provide justice for a beloved franchise that needs our help?! I told you that you, Dad, and Mary can't come into my room while I'm giving the executives of Velma hell!" A pouting Kira screamed with a glare as Lilith gave her a sheepish smile.

"He, he, sorry, baby, I just finished doing your laundry, which means fresh new panties for my baby girl~," Lilith says with a baby-like tone while placing the laundry basket on the ground as an awkward Lincoln blushed at what she said, and looked away as a blushing Kira gritted her teeth at her Mother angrily.

"Mooooooooooooooooooooom! Don't say that when Lincoln's here!" Kira hisses as an amused Lilith covers her mouth to stifle her giggles.

"Oh, sorry, sweetie," Lilith says while walking over to the door as she was about to leave her Daughter's Room, but stopped as a thought occurred to her. "Oh, and also, remember, Kira, that tomorrow we have to go to the Mall to buy some new Training Bras for you since you keep telling me about how much your nipples hurt whenever they brushed against your shirts and-,"

"MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! GET OUT OF MY ROOM!" An embarrassed Kira screeched with a red face as she ran over to push her Step-Mother out of her room and shut her door closed as a heavily blushing Lincoln tugged on his collar and looked away as a bemused Starla dropped her Doll Mode and sit up straight.

"Awwww, you're starting to wear Training Bras? My little girl is growing up." Starla says with a proud tone while wiping away a tear as a groaning Kira turned around and walked across her room dejectedly as she facepalmed herself with a large blush of shame on her face.

"Ugh, I hate this so much! It's so freaking hard being a Superhero from your bedroom when you have noisy Parents! I can barely do anything I want in my home because my Family has no sense of privacy!"

"Did you say something, baby girl? Is there something wrong? Did Lincoln do something bad to you?" David asked worriedly while opening the door into his Daughter's Room as the Trio flinched in surprise with Starla quickly went into her Doll Mode as Kira turned to her Father.

"No, Daddy, I was just talking to Lincoln about school stuff." Kira lied with a nervous Lincoln nodding in agreement as David nodded in understanding before turning to the White-Haired Boy as he made an 'I'm watching you, boy' look while punching his fists together as he then walked out of the room and closed the door.

"Whew, that was close." Lincoln says while sighing in relief, not about Kira's Secret Identity being almost revealed but the fact that his Best Friend's Dad thankfully didn't kill him, as he then turned to the Magical Girl. "I get what you mean, Kira. As a Brother to Ten Girls, my privacy is almost non-existence. I can't even take a shower without my Sisters bargaining to either do their make-up or do their business." Lincoln says while shuddering in disgust as he cringes.

"This is becoming a real problem, Linky. Lisa and Lucy were able to figure out that Starla and I were Aurora because your house lacks the common courtesy of privacy, and who's to say that won't happen here with Mary? I REFUSE to have her find out who I am, or else she will blackmail me until I go to college! We need to figure out a plan to get more privacy for each other asap!" A determined Kira screamed while punching her fists together as Lincoln nodded.

"Indeed, and I think I know exactly what we need. It's something that Aurora has been lacking since day one...a Superhero Lair!" Lincoln exclaimed excitedly as Kira beamed.

"Ooh, yeah, totally! All of the great Heroes have Superhero Lairs! The Hero Alliance, Majestia, the United Hereoz, hell, I think even the Miracu-League have one as well! It's time that Aurora gets her own Superhero Lair as well!" Kira screamed determinedly while shaking her fist as Lincoln placed his hand on his chin thoughtfully.

"But the problem is, where are we going to get a Superhero Lair?"

"Why don't we use my Superhero Lair?" Starla suggested casually as Kira and Lincoln slowly turned to her with comically shocked expressions on their faces as they scurried over to her.

"WHAT?! YOU HAVE A SUPERHERO LAIR!?" Kira and Lincoln asked in surprise as Starla raised an eyebrow at them with her arms crossed.

"Uh, yeah, I'm Queen Butterfly. Of course, I had a Superhero Lair. What? Did you think that I slept in a cave or something?" Starla asked with an annoyed glare as Kira and Lincoln sweatdropped awkwardly and looked away as Starla rolled her eyes with a groan. "Ugh, whatever. Anyway, if you Kids wants to find a place to have more privacy and such, then we can check out my Old Superhero Lair. What do you say?" Starla asked as Kira and Lincoln beamed as they nodded excitedly. "Kira..."

"Starla..."

"Let's fly!" Kira and Starla shouted in unison as the small Fairy flew towards Kira's hand with her butterfly tattoo glowing brightly as Starla phased into her hand, and Kira clenched her fist tightly as giant glowing white tendrils suddenly appeared and began emitting from out of Kira's closed fist as it envelopes her whole body and Kira began glowing brightly as the young girl started slowly levitating upwards into the air.

Closing her eyes, a glowing Kira floated in mid-air as the giant white tendrils continued traveling across her petite body with a few tendrils whirling around Kira's arms as her wimpy slim arms suddenly morphed into huge bulging muscular teenage arms, and more white tendrils zoomed down towards her legs as they wrapped around her legs and her skinny, chicken-like legs changed into more big chiseled, muscular legs as Kira slowly opens her eyes and lets out a small, sharp gasp as she felt an unknown force bending her backward and giant white tendrils popped out of her midsection as they wrapped around her chest and they suddenly expanded to five times their usual size as Kira was then forced to bend forwards and more white tendrils pop out as they enveloped her whole back and two large white crystal butterfly-like wings popped out of it as they glowed brightly.

With her transformation sequence nearly complete, Kira closed her eyes again in concentration as she then grunted and flew up higher into the air as Kira twirled around rapidly like a mini white tornado before she stopped spinning as Kira flew down toward the floor at top speed and crashed landed onto the ground as she punched the floor so hard that the ground below her cracked and a small shockwave rang out as more white tendrils popped out of her close fist and travel upwards her tall body as they covered Kira's head before disappearing in a flashy white light as Kira opened her eyes, which were now glowing bright cyan as Kira smirked at the readers and struck a heroic pose as Kira and Starla had now transformed into their fusion magical super form, Aurora!

"Let's go." Aurora says while zipping over to grab onto Lincoln as she then flew them out of Kira's Bed through the large hole in her room and was forced to come back to use their magic to fix the whole before anyone finds out about it as Aurora then takes off into the air in the form of a white blur and started flying through the skies of Royal Woods.

{Aurora in the Loud House Theme Song!}

Kira:

Hello, everyone! My name is Kira Baxter!

Just your average little girl who lives in Royal Woods and loves reading comics, hanging out with friends, and playing video games!

Although, if I could be honest with you guys, lately, my life has been anything BUT normal!

Because you see, when I was only eight years old, my whole life changed for the better!

Starla:

Whatsup, guys! Starla Butterfly is the name, saving people and kicking evil's butt is the game!

Now, I know that you probably don't know who I am, but you may know me better by my superhero name, Queen Butterfly!

Yep, that's me, alright, the sexiest, most powerful heroine on the whole planet...well, that's who I used to be, anyway...

It's kind of a long story, but let's just say that when I was only 997,000-years-old, my whole life changed...for the better or worst, I'm still undecided on that...

Kira:

It felt just like any other average day with me getting an A on my Math Test, having a great lunch with my friend Joshie, and when I was making my way over to my best friend Lincoln Loud's house after school, I just so happen to notice what seems to be a confused, kind-looking old woman making her way down an empty street.

An eight-year-old Kira Baxter could be seen skipping down a sidewalk that belong to an empty street with a cheerful expression on her face as the little girl hummed under her breath joyfully and was about to make a turn to head towards the direction of the Loud House but stopped as a confused Kira spotted what seems to be a kind-looking old woman making her way through the intersection very slowly due to her body looking tiny and frail.

Starla:

Let's just say that three years ago, I've faced the biggest battle of my immortal life with probably my biggest, toughest, evilest supervillain ever, and while I've come out on top and saved Royal Woods from facing total destruction, it came...with a heavy price.

A heavily injured, bleeding, and panting Queen Butterfly lay on a huge crater that was formed around her as the city of Royal Woods was laid in ruins with many buildings destroyed, the area covered in hot flames, and the smell of death radiating across the Royal Wood skies...but besides that, the town remained more or less safe and protected thanks to their favorite immortal superhero coming into save the day from a powerful female Fairy/Demon Hybrid as Starla was able to not only defeat her but also forced the mysterious supervillain to retreat and leave the city of Royal Woods for good...however, the battle was not without some sacrifices as Starla was forced to give up her body and powers to save the city and people she loves dearly.

Kira:

I was about to dismiss the old woman and continue making my way towards my friend's house when suddenly I noticed a speeding car barreling towards her with the old woman completely oblivious to it! So, without hesitation, I rushed over to push the Old Woman out of the way and saved her life!

Shrugging, Kira was about to turn around and continue on her merry way, only to then gasped in shock when the little girl spotted what seems to be an out of control car barreling through the streets and was heading straight towards the oblivious, smiling old woman as, without thinking, a heavily worried Kira rush into the intersection and all but leaped over to the old woman as she tackled the grunting old lady onto the ground with the speeding car narrowly zooming past them as Kira panted heavily from the heavily close call while the old woman remains silent.

Starla:

I've lost everything that day...my power...my strength...hell, I've even lost my own damn height and muscular body! But what I was more worried about was my city. Who will be there to protect the humans that I've grown to care for? So, with no other option left, I've decided to swallow my pride and ask my Mother for help.

After being able to teleport herself back to the Fairy Dimension thanks to the help of an old friend, a stoic Starla Butterfly floated through the night sky of an ancient, glorious magical city filled with thousands upon thousands of male and female Fairies of all ages and sizes as the blonde-haired Fairy made her way to what seems to be a giant castle placed at the end of the town as Starla landed on the ground while wearing a black cloak to cover her body as she glances up at the huge doors leading to the castle and took a deep breath to steel her nerves as the former powerful magical heroine lifted up her shaking arm and tentatively knocked on the doors as Starla waited patiently and nervously for someone to answer it.

Kira:

Once the speeding car drove away, I turned to the old woman to check if she was okay when suddenly she latched onto my left arm and gave me an unsettling grin before a flash of white light covered my vision, and I was suddenly standing in a world full of magic and wonder.

Taking deep breathes to calm down her rapidly beating heart, Kira breathed heavily as she was able to compose herself enough to turn over to check on the old woman, who continued remaining quiet and still as Kira gave her a concerned look and was about to ask if she was alright and didn't suffer any injuries from the tackle when suddenly the old lady reaches out to grab onto the little girl's left arm rather tightly and a now scared Kira glances up at the old woman, who gave her a rather unsettling grin as she raises her arm and hovers it over the eight-year-old girl's face as, before she could react, a huge flash of light rang out.

Starla:

After being able to get some help on getting back to my home dimension, the Fairy Dimension, I went over to the Butterfly Castle and faced my Mother, who was not enthusiastic to see me after...I will tell you about it another time, but basically, after much begging and pleading, my Mother eventually agreed to help me and have come up with a solution to my rather troubling problem.

Thirty long agonizing minutes later, the giant castle doors were slowly being opened to reveal the Queen of the Fairies herself, Eleanor Butterfly, flying out to view as Starla was surprised to see her Mother answering the door instead of their Guards or Servants, but was able to compose herself enough to fly up to her Mother, who stood in a battle pose of the unexpected intruder as Eleanor was about to attack the Fairy, only to see a sheepish-looking Starla taking off her cloak as she waved at her shocked Mother awkwardly. Stunned by the sight of her runaway daughter suddenly coming back into her life again after being gone for nearly a century, Eleanor then scowled furiously and was about to close the doors, only for a desperate Starla to fly in and pleads to her Mother to help her with her new condition as, after much talking and begging, the Queen of the Butterflies reluctantly decided to help out her daughter from her mess one last time.

Kira:

Once I have recovered from the sensational experience, I was treated by a couple of Fairies, one that was as tall as a freaking house while the other was about as tall as a toy, and they were able to tell me what happened to Queen Butterfly on the darkest day in Royal Woods History. Shocked and devasted by the news, I've asked how can I help them, and they told me that there is a way for Starla to recover her old magic and strength back, but it required her to fuse with a Human Being with a pure heart...which was me, surprisingly.

Yelping in pain, Kira rubbed her eyes as she blinked a couple of times and then gasped in surprise when the eight-year-old girl realized that she was standing in what seemed to be a small starry dimension with several large planets floating around her and shooting stars zooming through space as Kira 'oohhhhhed' and 'ahhhhed' at the amazing, magical, spectacle before her, only to then get distracted by Eleanor and Starla teleporting in front of her as they smirked down at her cockily while Kira couldn't help but stare at them in shock and awe.

Starla:

It was a really, really, really ancient and powerful spell that only my Mother knows, but basically, it was a way for me to recover my magical prowess and supernatural strength by fusing myself with a Human Being that was pure of mind and strong of will. My Mom had used her magic to scan the entire planet for people worthy of sharing my power, and, while there were a few great candidates, we couldn't help but be drawn over to a little 8-year-old girl living in Royal Woods whose heart and will seem to be stronger than most.

Once Eleanor had explained to her daughter an ancient, powerful spell that was forgotten in time that should be able to help Starla regain her former powers and strength...sort of, the Butterflies were quick to use the All-Seeing Orb to scan the whole Planet Earth for a person of pure heart and strong will as they were able to find the person worthy of Queen Butterfly's powers, which just so happens to be an eight-year-old girl living in Royal Woods who was named Kira Baxter as, after giving her a small yet important test, they were quick to teleport her into the Queen of the Fairies Personal Pocket Dimension and explain a heavily confused Kira on what was going on.

Kira:

I was, of course, overwhelmed by the news, and I was planning on refusing the offer due to being too scared of getting all of the true responsibility and power of a superhero, but when Starla and her Mother made a good valid argument on how the citizens of Royal Woods hopelessly needed a hero to save the day and that I could use my magical powers to protect the people I love, I've eventually decided to agree to their offer and become the new protector of Royal Woods.

A bewildered, stunned Kira Baxter couldn't believe what Eleanor and Starla had explained to her as she had to take a minute to compose herself and think about the offer that they had given to her as, while the eight-year-old girl was scared about becoming a REAL superhero and face super powerful and scary villains that almost always seem to pop into the city of Royal Woods for some weird reason, the black-haired girl was eventually convinced by the Butterfly Family to agree to their proposal and become the protector of Royal Woods as the Former Queen Butterly Crimefighting Partner and also become Starla's Human Vessel to be able to channel her magical power through.

Starla:

Heh, getting the Kid to agree to our crazy plan was a real hassle, I can tell you that much. Hell, even I was a bit...hesitant to have an eight-year-old out there fighting crime and facing the true terror of the Royal Woods Rouge Gallery, but the situation was grim, and I was getting desperate to get a vessel to channel my power through and, thankfully, the Kid was able to see the seriousness of the situation as well and eventually agreed to become my new sidekick in crime!

After several tense minutes of thinking about this life-changing offer, Eleanor and Starla were relieved to see that Kira had agreed to their proposal as, after making sure that the black-haired girl had thought carefully about their deal and the many, many, many heroic responsibilities that the little girl has on her shoulders now, the Queen of the Fairies was quick to begin with the spell, which needed a lot of preparations and scented candles to be able to properly perform the magical ancient spell without suffering any ill side affects as Starla had decided to have a small chat with her new sidekick to get to know Kira better.

Kira and Starla:

And that was the day that the new Protector of Royal Woods, Aurora, was born!

A serious-looking Eleanor Butterly had finished making the preparations for the magically forbidden spell as she had interrupted Kira and Starla's friendly conversation to tell them that it was time as the girls nodded, and the duo walked over to stand inside of a magic spell circle as, after experiencing what seems to be an extremely long magical yet painful spell, a groaning Kira and Starla could be seen lying on the ground with the blonde-haired Fairy now having a symbol of a white butterfly planted on her chest while Kira has one on the palm of her smoking left hand.

After recovering from the aftereffects of the ancient, powerful spell, Kira and Starla slowly stood/flew up from the floor as they slowly turned to each other and couldn't help but be drawn over to each other mystically as the black-haired girl raised her glowing hand and the glowing Former Princess of the Fairy Dimension floated closer to her sidekick as their butterfly tattos glowed brightly.

Raising her glowing butterfly tattooed hand, a smirking Kira Baxter floated inside a beam of pure white magical energy as a grinning Starla Butterfly's body transformed into pure white magical energy and proceeds to fly over to phase into the eight-year-old girl's hand as Kira clenched her fist tightly and giant glowing white tendrils suddenly appeared as they began emitting from out of Kira's closed fist and envelopes her whole body as a flash of white light occurs and we see a cocky-looking Aurora floating in place with her whole body radiating with powerful magical energy as the Hybrid Human/Fairy Heroine struck a classic Victory Pose.

Kira!

Starla!

Let's Fly!

We cue to the middle of the night in Royal Woods as we see a grinning Halputta leading his group of Alligatormen to wreak mayhem and havoc across the large city as they spread out and began breaking everything in sight while also stealing money and expensive jewels from various stores as Halputta laughed evilly before gasping in surprise as a flash of white light flew past him and he and his Alligatormen glances up as the gang of mutants spotted a smirking Aurora floating in the air with the moon radiating behind her as all of the opponents glared at each other fiercely, and the Fusion Heroine of Royal Woods was quick to zoom down towards the group of Human/Alligator Hybrid Mutants with Halputta and his Alligatormen roaring loudly as they charged at her and an epic battle rang out.

Kira!

Starla!

Let's Fly!

Dusting off her hands, a smirking Aurora placed her hands on her hips as she floated above the heavily injured Alligatormen, who lay on the ground with pained, dazed expressions on their faces as the Magical Fusion Heroine was able to not only defeat Halputta and his Alligatormen but used her superhuman strength to literally ripped out the street from the pavement and used it to swiftly tie up the defeated, groaning Alligatormen as multiple reporters appeared onto the scene and were taking various pictures at Aurora as the Human/Fairy Magical Hybrid grinned down at them and was about to strike a 'Victory Pose!', but stopped as she spotted a heavily pissed of Chief Jameson glaring up at her, furious that the heroine once again caused massive amounts of collateral damage as Aurora waves at the Police Officer sheepishly before taking off into the air at high speeds as the citizens of Royal Woods cheered for their hero while Chief Jameson fumes angrily as he grumbles.

Flying at the speed of light, always ready for a fight!

With strength superior to Hercules and possessing magic that is oh so glorious!

Protector of Royal Woods, what is it to ya, toots?!

Her name is Aurora, the magical heroine that you could always rely!

Kira!

Starla!

Let's Fly!

Flying through the air at the speed of light, a glaring Aurora spotted what seems to be a giant 500-foot-tall green-skinned Cyclops monster making his way towards the city of Royal Woods as the blonde-haired Fusion Human/Fairy Heroine reacted quickly and zoomed forwards just as the Cyclops roared loudly and lifts up his huge foot as he was about to deliver a mighty stomp to try and destroy the town in one fall swoop, only for a beam of pure white energy to fly in under the foot and a scowling Aurora raised her muscular arms as she was able to cath the humungous foot with ease thanks to her superhuman strength as numerous citizens cheered and praised their heroine for saving their lives as Aurora winked down at them before glaring up at the Giant Cyclops Monster as she grunted and gave his foot a mighty shove that sends the screaming monster flying back as Aurora then flew up to the giant's face and pulled out her Pink Amulet as she fired a collosol beam of pink magical energy that collided against the Giant Cyclops's chest and it quickly washed over his giant body as the roaring monster was swiftly teleported into the Banishment Dimension and disappeared from sight as a smirking Aurora dusts off her hands in satisfaction.

Faced with a catastrophe, that is obviously not a fantasy!

Kira and Starla must unite to fight some crime!

And fuse into Aurora to make these villains say sayonara!

You know, if they're not...too injured to reply ;)

Kira!

Starla!

Let's Fly!

It was a normal day in Royal Woods as we see the Loud and Baxter Families taking a leisurely stroll together through the Tall Timbers Park as David and Lilith could be seen having small talk with Lynn Sr. and Rita with the former holding onto a giggling Lily as Lori was on the phone talking with her boyfriend, Leni was chasing around a butterfly, Luna was writing some lyrics for a new song on her journal, a laughing Luan was reading from her joke book, Lynn was kicking a soccer ball around, Lucy was floating cross-legged along under the shades of the nearby trees while trying to figure out a spell from her Great Grandma Harriet's Spellbook as several people could be seen spoked out of their minds at the sight of a flying emo kid, Lana was bouncing across mud puddles, Mary was helping Lola practice her catwalk...but it was clearly obvious that the light-brown-skinned little brat was trying to outdo the blonde-haired devil child as both egotistical kids were shoving each other relentlessly with a couple of glares on their faces, and Lisa was reading her scientific notes on Human/Fairy Experimentation from her high-tech tablet.

With Lincoln and Kira, we see both eleven-year-old kids walking ahead of the group a bit as they were discussing their favorite show ARGGH! with each other excitedly as the duo was subconsciously leaning closer and closer to each other until they were practically touching shoulders as Kira and Lincoln see this, and blush in slight embarrassment as they separated from each other and laughed sheepishly but thankfully and unthankfully, this awkward moment was ruined by Starla popping out of her sidekick's jacket as she pointed up with a serious, urgent look on her face.

Looking to where the Fairy was pointing, Kira and Lincoln gasped in shock at the sight of a grinning Imagination Man standing several feet away from them and was cheering excitedly at the sight of his latest imagination creation, which was a giant fire-breathing dragon, flying around in the air while breathing fire down at the forest below as Imagination Man laughing gleefully. Turning to each other, the trio shared a determined nod as they ran over to leap onto a couple of giant bushes, and, after making sure that no one could see them, Starla flew out of Kira's jacket with the black-haired girl quickly raising her glowing butterfly tattooed hand as the blonde-haired Fairy flew over to phase into the eleven-year-old girl's hand as Kira clenched her fist tightly and giant glowing white tendrils suddenly appeared as they wrapped around her body and a flash of white light occurs as we see Kira and Starla transforming into their fusion magical super form, Aurora!

Lincoln Loud, the Man with the Plan, whose strategies are always so grand!

Helps out Aurora on-demand with schemes and tricks that no villains can withstand!

The Power of Evil shall always fall to the Power of Justice, Magic, and, especially, when Aurora kicks their balls!

Yeah! No Villain can defeat the true might of the Hybrid Magical Butterly!

Kira!

Starla!

Let's Fly!

After Kira and Starla fused into their Fusion Human/Fairy Magical Form, Aurora was about to take off to face her childish yet oddly powerful foe but stopped as Lincoln spoke up and gave his friend a suggestion on how to deal with Imagination Man as Aurora perked up, loving the idea as she nodded and reached over to give a thankful kiss to Lincoln's cheek before flying off so fast that she resembled a white blur. Blushing in embarrassment from the unexpected kiss, Lincoln smiled a bit goofily before composing himself as he ran out of the bushes just as the Loud and Baxter Family spotted Imagination Man wreaking havoc in the city once more as they cowered in fear and were about to run away to safety but then beamed excitedly and in relief as they spotted a smirking Aurora flying past them.

Laughing maniacally at his latest imaginary creation burning everything in sight, Imagination Man then gasped in shock and anger as he spotted a familiar white blur flying into the scene, and a glaring Aurora was heading straight towards his Imaginary Dragon with her fists outstretched as the astral forms of Kira and Starla could be briefly seen flying beside her, and the fusion heroine proceeds to deliver a mighty punch across the Fake Dragon's face. Wincing at the sight of the Protector of Royal Woods giving his latest imaginary creation a brutal beat down, Imagination Man cried childishly as his precious knocked-out Imaginary Dragon crashed down to the ground with his large wings ripped out and his long neck tied up in knots as a stern-looking Aurora flew down to stand in front of Imagination Man to glare at him with her arms crossed.

Smiling at the Fusion Magical Heroine nervously, Imagination Man then lets out a loud painful girlish scream as a stoic Aurora lifted up her leg and delivered a mighty kick up Imagination Bob's lower region, causing him to fall down while holding onto his privates with a pained whimper as his Imaginary Helmet was knocked off his head and flew through the air as a grunting Lincoln ran into the scene and was able to leap and catch the powerful helmet in his arms as the white-haired boy landed on the floor and gave his friend a thumbs-up as a smiling Aurora nodded in approval while placing her feet on a groaning Imagination Man's back victoriously as the Loud/Baxter Family and the rest of the Civilians of Royal Woods cheered for their heroine's success in thwarting the villain's plan.

Fighting evil from east to west, no one can do it best

Then the fusion heroine, whose always right on time

To kick some evil bad guys butt and maybe spill a bit of blood,

So Villains, don't be sly or else...

Kira...

Starla...

Will Fly!

A smirking Aurora could be seen floating above the Loud House with Lincoln sitting on her right shoulder as the astral form of Kira sitting on her left shoulder, and the astral form of Starla sitting on top of her head as the Loud and Baxter Family could be seen standing in front of their house as Aurora, and the others flashed the readers a smirk, but then everyone frowned stoically as various villains like Lightasma, Techno Kathy, the Villain Society, Iama Cannivalwitsh, King Ox, Dr. Chaos, Copy Copy, The Phantom Ninja, Alexandra Bates and her smiling Genie Jasaar and her Genetically-Engineered Pet Elephant Manny, and The Amazing Spider-Guy began popping up out of nowhere as they surrounded our young faithful heroes.

Growing tense at the sight of their mortal enemies confronting them head-on, Aurora and the others were about to attack, but then gasped in shock/confusion as a large shadow covered their bodies, and the gang slowly looked up to see a giant version of the Mysterious Figure grinning down at them sadistically with his hands lightning up with blue fire as the Protector of Royal Woods and the Loud and Baxter Family turning to each other as they nodded, realizing the grim situation before them but wasn't willing to give up so easily as Aurora, Lincoln, and the others let out loud battle cries as they flew/ran forwards and an epic battle rang out as the title of the story appeared before the readers.

{Aurora in the Loud House Theme Song Over!}

"Hey, you know what would be cool, Linky? If Starla and I had some kind of beacon thingy that would tell us when there is a crime happing in the city, so that way, we would be able to stop the crime quickly." Kira says with a smile as we see the Gang flying through the air with the Astral Forms of the Girls flying beside Aurora, who was holding onto Lincoln in her arms as the Trio was flying straight towards the outskirts of Royal Woods at high speeds.

"But didn't you have something like that before? Like, Lisa's Crime Detection App thingy?" Lincoln asked while turning to the Girls, who both groaned in annoyance as Kira and Starla rolled their eyes with a scoff.

"Don't remind me. Needless to say, that app didn't exactly...work out." Kira says with a blank glare as the darn app was glitching a lot and caused Aurora to appear at places where no crime was taking place or was too late to alert the Fusion Heroine of a crime, so Aurora decided to ditch the app a long while back.

"Once again Technology fails where Magic prevails. Trust me, back at my old lair, I had this Magical Crystal Ball thing that can automatically see into the future and either tell me when a crime is about to occur or if a crime is currently happening. It really came in handy in my Crime Fighting." Starla says with a smug grin before perking up as she spotted something that made her smile. "Speaking off, here we are." Starla says as Kira and Lincoln glanced down and spotted what seems to be an old abandoned park. "Ah, the old stomping grounds." A smiling Starla says as the Astral Forms of the Girls disappeared, and Aurora flew her and Lincoln over to land in the middle of the park and, after placing Lincoln down on the floor, the Magical Heroine then closed her eyes as a flash of bright white light covered her whole body and Aurora's Fusion Form slowly became undone as the Girls slowly materialized into the Real World and Starla flew ahead and looked around with a nostalgic look on her face.

"I haven't lived here in three years. I kind of missed the old place."

"You know, I have to ask, why DID you decide to abandon this place and live in my Old Dollhouse?" A curious Kira asked as Lincoln nodded.

"Or why didn't you have Kira live with you?" Lincoln asked as Starla turned to the Kids with a flat look.

"Oh, yes, because it's totally practical for me to live all the way out here in the outskirts of Royal Woods and fly ALL THE WAY from here to Kira's House whenever an emergency occurred. Also, it will be pretty creepy if I had kidnapped an Eight-Year-Old from her Home and force her to sleep in my Superhero Lair."

"Well, it's still kind of creepy that you sleep in my Room." Kira added in as Starla narrowed her eyes at her with crossed arms.

"Touche. Anyway, let's go to my Superhero Lair. The Secret Magic Entrance is over there." Starla says while pointing over at the Bathrooms as Kira and Lincoln made a face at the sight of it.

"Wait, that's the Secret Magic Entrance? Really?" A disbelieving Kira asked as Starla gave the Kids a smug grin.

"He, he, yep, watch this, Kids. Open Sesame." Starla says while waving her hand around as, much to the Kids' shock, the Abandoned Palk's Bathroom briefly frizzled out of view to reveal two glowing white portals inside.

"Whoa, what?!" A shocked Lincoln asked as Starla laughs amusedly.

"He, he, yep, the REAL Secret Magic Entrance is hidden thanks to a powerful spell that I've placed on it like a Century or so."

"Wait, hold on, you placed a magic password on it? And chose Open Sesame? Really?" A deadpan Kira asked as Starla nodded proudly.

"Yep, trust me, no one would've figured out that password."

"Well...she's not totally wrong." Lincoln says admittedly as Starla gave him a grateful nod.

"Thanks. I had even placed some Magical Security Ruins in the Secret Magic Entrance, so that no one would be able to enter it. Even if they figure out where my Lair is. For example, Lincoln? Do you mind trying to open one of the doors?" Starla asked as Lincoln nodded and walked over to the Park's Bathroom as the White-Haired Boy raised his hand...and hesitated a bit as he turned to the Girls.

"Which door do you want me to open?"

"Either which, really." Starla says with a casual shrug as Lincoln nodded and turned around to glance at the doors as he bites his lip and reached over to grab onto the door handle of the Boys' Bathroom as the White-haired Boy tried to open the Boys' Bathroom but failed to do so as it seems that the door was nailed shut.

"I'm trying, but it can't." Lincoln says as Starla crossed her arms with a grin.

"Good. Now, Kira, try to open the door yourself." Starla says with Kira nodding in understatement as she walked over to grab onto the handle of the Boys' Bathroom and tried to open it as, unlike Lincoln, she was able to do so.

"Whoa, it worked." A surprised Kira says as Starla chuckled.

"He, he, yep. I have placed several Magical Security Ruins that only allows me to open the door, and, since Kira has my magical powers, she can open the door. Now, let's get into the bathroom. Open Sesame." Starla says as a glowing white magic portal appeared inside the Boys' Bathroom, and the Trio was quick to walk through it as a brief flash of white light occurred, and the Gang disappeared from sight.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrgggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Kira and Lincoln screamed in pain while covering their eyes from the flash of the teleportation as Starla turned to them and gave the Kids an apologetic look.

"Oh, yeah, I guess that I should've warned you guys of the flash. It's pretty bright. Anyway, Kids, welcome to my Old Superhero Lair." Starla says while holding out her arms as Kira and Lincoln rubbed their eyes and, after getting back their vision, they slowly opened their eyes to see that the Trio were teleported onto Starla's Old Superlair, which consisted of it being a huge underground cave as it was decorated with several multi-colored magical glowing ruins and plant vines, a large stalagmite hanging from the ceiling as it was there was a huge rocky platform that held a large black medium with a crystal ball planted on top of it and had several plant-based couch/chair-like objects placed around it, a small moat placed around the rocky platform from where two big rushing waterfalls can be seen traveling down to it, and there was several staircases that lead to various rooms placed in Starla's Superhero Lair as there were ten rooms in total and each room was marked as 'Queen Butterfly's Master Bedroom', 'Guest Rooms', 'Magical Weapons Room', 'Villains' Memorial and Trophy Room', 'Magical Garden/Zoo Room', 'Jailcell Room', 'Danger Room', 'Kitchen', 'Dance Room', and a 'Pool Room'.

"Holy shit!" A starry-eyed Kira says as she and an amazed Lincoln ran away from two glowing white portals planted on the wall of the cave as they started running forward and leaped over to the huge rocky platform as the Kids look around in wonder. "This place looks fucking dope!"

"Yeah...although we can make do without the self-portrait photos." A deadpan Lincoln says as, in addition to the magical ruins and plant vines, the cave was also littered with hundreds of self-portraits of Queen Butterfly.

"Hey, just be lucky that I took down the more saucy and naughty self-portraits of myself." Starla says with a smirk and a blush while flying over to the Kids as she then looks around. "Now, I wonder where is he? Dragon! Oh, Dragon! Where are you?!"

"I'm here!" A loud and intimidating rang out as Kira and Lincoln flinched a bit as they slowly turned their heads and the Trio spotted some kind of glowing red-eyed figure emerging from the Kitchen Kitchen as they saw that its shadow resemble that of a Dragon, and the Kids gulped a bit as Kira was about to ask a calm Starla if they can fuse, but then stopped as the Trio saw the Mysterious Figure emerging from the Kitchen Room and revealing it to be a 1'3-feet-tall, 1,000-year-old Male Dragon that resembled an ordinary Earth Beagle with black eyes, dark brown floppy ears, a black nose, sharp white teeth, three-pawed arms/feet, a dog-like build with white/dark brown/black fur, and a large white/dark brown/black tail. His name is Dragon.

"Oh...my...god...he is so cute!" Kira gushed with a blush on her face as she and Lincoln jumped out of the Main Platform as they then make their way up the staircase, and the Magical Heroine proceeds to grab onto a surprised Dragon as she hugs him close to her chest and started kissing him as an excited Lincoln rubbed his back.

"I didn't know that you had a pet, Starla."

"That's because he's not. He's my Old Roomate." Starla says while flying up to the Group as an annoyed Dragon turned to her.

"So, Starla, can you care to explain who these Kids are?" Dragon asked, much to Kira and Lincoln's surprise as they glanced down at him.

"Wait, you can talk?" A shocked Kira asked as Dragon nodded while floating out of Kira's arms as he hovered above the flabbergasted Kids.

"Yeah, I can talk. Why wouldn't I?" Dragon asked with a small glare as Starla flew forward to help explain what was going on.

"Kids, this is Dragon. An old magical friend of mine who is also a Dragon."

"Wait, you mean a real-life firebreathing Dragon? Him?" A disbelief Lincoln asked while pointing up at Dragon as Starla nodded.

"Yep, he is...oh, yeah, and the reason that he looks like a beagle is that he asked me to charm him and make him look like a beagle to help blend in on Earth better and not be hunted down," Starla says before turning to her Magical Friend. "Dragon? These is the Kids that I told you about before I left three years ago."

"Wait, seriously, these are the Kids? Huh, well, it's good to officially meet you all." Dragon says while flying down to land in front of the Kids as Kira smiled and waves at him.

"Hi, I'm Kira Baxter, the one-half of Aurora."

"And I'm Lincoln Loud, Kira's Best Friend."

"Nice to meet you Kids." Dragon says while lifting up his paw as Kira and Lincoln were quick to shake hands with him. "So, not that I'm not grateful to meet up with old and new friends, but what are you guys doing here?"

"Oh, the Kids want to have more privacy to be able to do Superhero Stuff more effictively, so I decided to take them back to the Old Lair. Speaking off, thanks for taking care of it. Did you have any problems?" Starla asked curiously as Dragon shakes his head.

"No, none at all." Dragon says before growing sad as he looked away. "So, now that you Guys are here, I guess this means that I have to go back to my old home, huh?" Dragon says solemnly as a sympathetic Kira turned to glance down at him.

"Well, you don't have to go. We don't mind you staying here." Kira says with a warm smile as Lincoln nodded in agreement.

"Yeah, besides, it's not like we're going to stay and live here 24/7."

"Don't worry, Dragon, you can continue living here." Starla says as Dragon beams and nods.

"He, he, I'm happy to hear that," Dragon says before grinning slyly as he glanced over at the Kids. "So, you two want a tour of your new Superhero Lair?" Dragon asked with a playful look as Kira and Lincoln beamed as they nodded ecstatically.

~[Epic Montage Time!]~

For the next two hours, the Gang spent their time having fun in Aurora's New Superhero Lair as Starla showed off her Master Bedroom, which was now her and Kira's Room as the Group had spent a few minutes jumping up and down on the bed immaturely after a worried Starla asked Dragon if he had thoroughly cleaned her bed due to her...nightly activities with her 'Friends'. Kira and Starla's Master Bedroom had a large queen-sized red bed with four large bedstands that held large red curtains with golden accents, a walking closet that held all of Queen Butterfly's Old Clothes, a big porcelain Bathroom with a large sink and a shower and bathtub, a small statue of Queen Butterfly placed on another corner of the room and it was placed inside of a small water fountain, a large potted plant placed in the corner, and, of course, the whole room was filled with self-portraits of Queen Butterfly as an annoyed Kira commented to Lincoln that they need to take down the pictures one day.

The Guest Rooms is basically a long hallway filled with numerous doors leading to rooms that were similar to Starla's Room but are simple in design as Starla had told Lincoln that his room is the first door on the left and made it very clear that she refuses to have him sleep with Kira in her room, much to their confusion but agreed with what she said as a naive and innocent Kira and Lincoln don't understand why Adults don't allow them to sleep in the same bed anymore since they did before in the past with no trouble.

The Magical Weapons Room is a huge cave filled with thousands of Magical-Based Weapons, which includes a crossbow that can fire unicorn horns and transmute people into various objects/animals, magical glitter bombs, bazookas that fire magical blasts, bags filled with magic dust, Flying Broomsticks/Magic Carpets, etc., as an amazed Kira asked her Friend how she has these magical weapons and why she had never used these weapons before as Starla explained that these are weapons that are given to all Butterfly Warriors and were taught on how to use these weapons and promise to teach the Kids on how to use them as Starla also said that she usually reserves these weapons for her more powerful and dangerous foes.

The Villains' Memorial and Trophy Room is a big cave filled with memorabilia and trophies that she collected of all of the Villains that Queen Butterfly had fought as Starla explained to the Kids that, while she hides the Villains confiscated dangerous weapons in a Pocket Dimension, she keeps their masks and keepsakes of the Villain in this room to remember about her various victories over the past centuries or so.

The Magical Garden/Zoo Room is a cave that had a giant magical garden filled with a mass amount of vegetation and also had tons of wildlife walking around as Starla assured the Kids that she had magically taken control of the animals to have them be more friendly and not attack them as a giggling Kira pet a purring Tiger's stomach and Lincoln rode around on a Lion as Dragon could be seen having a civil conversation with a Bald Eagle, and Starla was playfully wrestling with a Wolf.

The Jailcell Room is a large cave filled with various jail cells that have Magical and Metahuman Power Dampening Properties as Starla told the Kids that she only uses these rooms for Villains that she wants to interrogate or Villains that can infiltrate her Superhero Lair, which happens a lot more times that she had liked.

The Danger Room is a huge empty cave that was filled with all kinds of magical multi-colored glowing ruins as Starla explained that the purpose of this room is to create magical simulations of various locations and can spawn an infinite number of Bad Guys that she can choose from to fight. Basically, it's a Training Room, and Starla promised Kira that they will test out this room one day.

The Kitchen is admittedly a small room filled with a dark green fridge, dark green cupboards, a small dark green dining table, a dark green sink, and a dark green stove.

The Dance Room is a large room that had multi-colored tiled floors with huge dark purple banners planted on the walls as there was a disco stage and large dark purple speakers planted across each wall of the room, and a huge white disco ball planted in the middle of the ceiling.

The Pool Room is a giant cave filled with a 250-feet long and 100-feet deep pool with hundreds of beach chairs placed around it, two large slides made out of vines and rocks that are 50 feet tall, a big snack bar, a small building from where people leave their stuff and had rooms from where people can change into their swimsuits, two large hot tubs placed on each side of the pool, and the room had a big glass ceiling from where various whales, sharks, and fishes can be seen swimming by, revealing it to be an aquarium.

~[Epic Montage Time Over!]~

"Ha, ha, ha!" The Group laughed joyfully as we see them swimming around in the pool with Kira and Lincoln riding around on dual large inflatable floaties with Starla lying on a beach chair and sipping on some vine as Dragon can be seen doggy paddling on the pool.

"This is the best day ever." A smiling Lincoln says while wearing orange swim trunks as Kira nodded in agreement.

"I know, right? Who knew that having a Superhero Lair would be so much fun?" Kira says with a giggle while wearing a one-piece yellow swimsuit as she had her large black hair tied up into two high ponytails. "Oooh, I have an idea. We should definitely have an 'Aurora Welcome Lair' Party."

"Oh, great idea. I will get the guacamole." Starla says sarcastically while rolling her eyes as she wore a two-piece white bikini with red/black sunglasses and white flip flops as she had her huge grizzly curly blonde hair tied up into a high ponytail with the help of green vines.

"Okay, what was the deal with that attitude?" An annoyed Kira asked as Starla turned to glare at her sternly.

"You Guys do realize that we can't tell anybody about this place, right? That's the whole point of having a Secret Lair."

"Oh...then it was a bad idea that we told a few people about it." A wincing Lincoln says while holding out his hand as Starla's jaws dropped in disbelief and anger.

"What?! Who did you tell!?"

"Well..." Kira drawls out as we fast forward in time and see Kira and Lincoln standing on the Royal Woods Abandoned Park while wearing their normal outfits as an irritated Starla rode around on her Sidekick's shoulder, and the Trio spotted Jordan, Lucy, Lisa, and Luke appearing onto the scene as they walked over to them.

"I can't believe that you guys have a Superhero Lair." Jordan commented while still wearing her glasses as Luke nodded and placed his hands on his hips.

"Yeah, it seemed too good to be true, so we had to check it out," Luke says as Starla turned to glare at the Kids.

"Guys, I told you that we can't tell anyone about our Secret Lair!"

"Oh, come on, Starla, you're overreacting. Besides, Jordan and the others know who we are, so they deserve to know about our lair." Lincoln says while waving his hand around as Kira nodded in agreement.

"Yeah, besides, haven't you invited your friends to your lair before?"

"Well...uh...you got me there." A sheepish Starla says as Kira grinned at her.

"See? Come on, let's have a Welcome Lair Party and invite all our allies. It could be fun."

"Having a party does sound fun." Luke pointed out with Kira and Lincoln giving Starla pleading looks as she sighed heavily and facepalmed as the Blonde-Haired Fairy nodded reluctantly.

"Fine, we can have the party, but I decide who can come, and I have to instruct them on using the alternative routes into the lair because having everyone come into the main entrance of our lair will draw out too much attention." Starla says with Kira and Lincoln beaming and sharing a high five with a laugh.

---

"Welcome to the 'Aurora Welcome Lair' Party, everyone!" A smiling Kira exclaimed as, three Hours Later, we cue back to Aurora's Superhero Lair as we see that the whole place was covered with plant-based party decorations and a big disco ball placed at the end of the large stalagmite hanging from the ceiling as loud music rang out from the multi-colored magical glowing ruins and rainbow-colored lights flashed across the whole room as Kira and the gang instructed their allies on how to arrive at their lair without getting the attention of the civilians and had also made sure to lock all of the rooms that are either too personal or dangerous for anyone to hang around in as the Master Bedroom, Guest Rooms, Magical Weapons Room, Villains' Memorial and Trophy Room, and the Jailcell Rooms were locked.

"How are you guys doing?" A smiling Lincoln asked as he, Kira, and Starla jumped/flew over to the huge rocky platform and landed on the ground as the Lovebirds and the floating Butterfly Fairy spotted Lisa, Mark Kennedy, and Leslie Doris sitting on the plant-based couch as Luke, Timmy Turner and Jimmy Neutron can be seen floating around on the moat with the help of two floats.

"Pretty good. Techborg was explaining to me how the inner mechanisms of his cyborg body work." Lisa says with a hint of excitement in her tone as Mark nodded stoically, and Leslie giggled as she wrapped her arms around her boyfriend's arm.

"It's so cute to see you talk nerd stuff to other people." Leslie says to Mark, who blushed lightly as Kira nodded before turning to her Friends as she smiled at them warmly.

"Hey, Boys, how are you doing?" Kira asked as Luke gave her a thumbs up while lazing around in his floaties.

"Pretty good, Kira." Jimmy says while wearing black sunglasses as he sipped from his fruity drink and looks similar to how he looks when he is in Timmy's Universe, except that he had more details on his body, his hair was shorter, and his eyebrows were thinner.

"Yeah, I needed this after Crocker gave me detention." Timmy said while leaning back against his floaties as he looks similar to how he looked in his universe, but like Jimmy, he had more details on his body, his eyebrows were thinner, and his buck teeth were smaller.

"Ah, that sucks. How is Vicky been treating you?" Starla asked worriedly as Timmy grinned at her.

"Actually, I haven't seen Vicky in weeks now. I guess you traumatized her so much that she's not willing to babysit anymore. I can't thank you so much for that." Timmy said while raising his fist as he and a smiling Starla shared a fist bump while Kira turned to Jimmy.

"Also, Jimmy? Remember what I told you earlier."

"Yeah, yeah, I know, don't try to break into the Magical Weapons Room." Jimmy says while rolling his eyes as Kira nodded before she, Starla, and Lincoln turned around to jump off from the huge rocky platform as they made their way upstairs and walked into the Magical Garden/Zoo Room as Kira and Lincoln spot Scary Godmother and Hannah picking some flowers as Korin-Mx can be seen playing with some Lions and Tigers.

"Hey, Guys, look at how much flowers were picking. Scary Godmother told me that she can use her magic to create this beutiful flower crown. I want to give it to my Mom." Hannah says with a smile as Heloise nodded, and Kira chuckled as she nodded.

"That's good to here."

"Having fun with the animals, Elastian Man?" Lincoln asked as Korin-Mx briefly stopped petting the animals to turn and nod at him with a gentle smile.

"Yes, it is. I have a unique connection with all animals on Planet Earth." Korin-Mx says while rubbing the Lion's mane as the Trio nodded and turned around to leave as they made their way toward the Danger Room and popped their heads in as Kira, Starla, and Lincoln were amazed to see that the whole room was changed to resemble the simulation of a large luscious forest as the Trio spotted Lady Armstrong flying across the air and was firing multiple ice beams from out of her eyes and they impacted against Warmazon, who was able to block the attack with her shield, only to then jump out of the way when Oceanmaster swung his trident at her.

"Well, it looks like they are having fun." An amused Starla says to Kids, who nodded as they then continued walking forward and arrived at the Kitchen as they peered in and spotted Cosmo, Harry Wolf, Poof, Sheen, and Goddard were having a pie-eating contest inside with Wanda looked annoyed while Carl cheered his friend on as Orson was teaching Lucy a special way to drink Hawaiian Punch without drinking the liquid itself.

"Ugh, this is so embarrassing." Wanda says while facepalming as she, Cosmo, and Poof looked similar to how they looked in their universe but had more details on their bodies, their eyebrows were thinner, and they increased in size a bit.

"Go, Sheen! Go, Goddard!" Carl cheered as Sheen briefly stopped eating to nod at him and went back to the contest as Goddard barked lightly. Goddard looks similar to how he looked when he went to Timmy's Universe as Sheen's head was bigger, he had lost the Ultra Lord Symbol on his Shirt, and his pants were blue as Carl was admittedly a bit fatter, his hair was longer, his nose was bigger, and his shirt was fully yellow as both he and Sheen had lost one of their fingers and their eyebrows were thinner.

"So this is how you do it." Orson says to Lucy while holding onto a bowl filled with Hawaiian Punch as he sticks out his fangs and proceeds to submerge his head onto the bowl as Orson sucks up the red from the drink, amazing Lucy as she made a small 'Ooohing' noise.

"Remember, guys, when you are finished, you clean everything up." Starla warns with a sharp glare.

"Understood." Harry says with his mouth filled with pie as he gave her a thumbs up and the Trio cringed a bit but nodded as they walked out of the Kitchen and made their way into the Dance Room as Kira, Starla, and Lincoln spotted Chloe, Cindy, and Libby in the middle of a dance battle with each other as Helga and Skully judged them as Count Max and Countess Ruby can be seen dancing with each other sensually as Bug-A-Boo was dancing on his own in the background.

"Looking good, girls!" Kira complimented while giving them a thumbs up as Chloe, Cindy, and Libby turned to nod at her briefly before going back to their dance battle with Helga and Skully discussing who wins the competition as Chloe and Helga looked similar to how they looked in their universe but had more details on their bodies, their eyebrows were thinner, and Chloe's hair was more yellow as Helga was surprisingly taller. With Cindy, her head was smaller, she had blue eyes, and her hair was also a bit shorter as Libby's body didn't change much, except for the fact that she and Cindy's bodies had more details, their eyebrows were thinner, and they both had lost one finger.

"Ah, you're such a great dancer, my love." Count Max says with a smile while dancing along with Countess Rubby, who giggled as they then yelped in surprise when an oblivious Bug-A-Boo collided against them and sends them crashing down onto the ground as Kira, Starla, and Lincoln laughed a bit before walking out of the room as they made their way to the Pool Room and spotted Wade Martin, Angry Luigi, and Alem Tuber taking turns to go down the numerous slides across the room as Jordan and Olympia was enjoying themselves in the Hot Tub, and Dragon and Emma were swimming around in the pool.

"Ah, I think our Welcome Lair Party has gone in a success." Kira says to the others as the Trio made their way back to the Main Room.

"And you said that it would fail?" Lincoln says with a smug grin as Starla rolled her eyes and scoffed.

"Yeah, yeah, I know, I will admit, this party is pretty great...not as great as most parties, I thrown it, but they are alright." Starla says with a shrug before grinning as she turned to the Kids. "Hey, you two want to go back to the Pool Room and go down the waterslides?" Starla asked slyly as Kira and Lincoln perked up and nodded as they were about to leave, but stopped as the multi-colored magical glowing ruins started flashing repeatedly, startling the people residing across the whole lair as Kira and Lincoln looked around confusedly.

"What's going on?!" Kira asked worriedly as Starla gasped sharply.

"Oh, no! That's the Danger Alarm! Come on!" Starla shouted while flying over to the huge rocky platform from where the crystal ball was placed with Kira and Lincoln following after her as they jumped up to land on it and made their way over to Starla as Luke and the others turned to them concernedly.

"Starla, what's going on?" Kira asked sharply as Starla floated over to her Crystal Ball and turned to the Kids to explain.

"Do you guys remember when I told you earlier that I had a Magical Crystal Ball that tells me when a crime is happening in the city? Well, it looks like its telling us that we have a situation in our hands. The Amazing Spider Guy is robbing the bank." Starla says while looking into the Crystal Ball as she rubbed it, and the Crystal Ball glowed white as it showed an image of one of Aurora's Rouge Gallery currently robbing the Royal Woods Bank.

"Ugh, really? Amazing Spider Guy? I hate fighting that dork." Kira says while rolling her eyes as she sighs heavily. "Alright, fine, let's go and deal with him." Kira says as she and Starla were about to fuse, but stopped as Lincoln held out his hand.

"Wait, wait, Girls, I just got a really funny idea." Lincoln says with a mischievous grin on his face as the Girls turned to him.

"...Ha, ha, ha! This is great!" A Male Costumed Supervillain yelled while walking out of the Royal Woods Bank as he carried around a bunch of money in a makeshift bag made out of web, and several people can be seen trapped in webbing in the background. The man is a 5'5-feet-tall, 25-year-old Metahuman with black eyes, a bald head, a big nose, a sharp chin, Caucasian Skin, a slim muscular build, and he was currently wearing his Supervillain Outfit, which consisted of him wearing a light purple mask with a black webbing design as it has a black lens, a long-sleeved light purple jumpsuit with a black webbing design and has a black spider symbol planted on the chest, a short cape made out of webbing that is wrapped around his neck, light purple gloves with a black webbing design, a black utility belt, and light purple boots with a black design. His name is Joey Marsh AKA The Amazing Spider Guy, the lamest and most incompetent Supervillain in Royal Woods.

"Man, this was the easiest Bank Robbery ever. This is the first time that I will be able to get away with stealing money, and Aurora isn't around to try and stop me for once." A smiling Amazing Spider Guy says as he was about to web swing away but then winced as he spotted a familiar beam of white energy zooming by and appearing behind him as Joey groaned and lowered his head in defeat as he dropped his webs filled with money. "Ugh...hey Aurora."

"Hey, Amazing Spider Guy. You really thought that you will get away with this, huh?" Aurora says with an amused tone, which irritated Joey as he clenched his fists.

"Yeah, I do, and I will be able to get away from you this time!" The Amazing Spider Guy screamed with an evil grin as he whirled around and was about to fire his webs at the Magical Heroine...only for his eyes to widen in shock and his jaws dropped as Joey spotted not only a grinning Aurora floating in front of him, but Nightbite (Who now had an 'NB' symbol planted on the back of her cape), Elemental Equalizer, Majestia, Lady Armstrong, Techborg, Sharpshooter, Elastian Man, Warmazon, Oceanmaster, Monkey Fist, Angry Luigi, Alem Tuber, Scary Godmother, Skully, Harry, Count Max, Countess Ruby, Bug-A-Boo, Timmy (Who had wished Cosmo, Wanda, and Poof to transform into a pink/green/purple Iron-Man Styled Armor), Chloe (Who had Helga wished her to become a tall muscular amazon and had her Fairy Godmother transformed into a large seafoam-colored morning star staff), Jimmy (Who was riding around on a floating Goddard as he held out a plasma gun), and Lincoln, Dragon, Lisa, Jordan, Emma, Hannah, Orson, Carl, Sheen, Cindy, and Libby can be seen hiding behind a nearby alleyway.

"...I surrender." The Amazing Spider Guy says with a high pitch scared/nervous tone while pulling out a white flag as he waved it around, and Aurora and her Allies all shared a big grin as they all laughed.

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And, done! I hope that you guys enjoyed the chapter, and I can't wait to write the next chapter! Also, here are the Voice Actors for the OCs:

1) Dragon's Voice Actor: Seth McFarlane.

2) Joey Marsh AKA The Amazing Spider Guy's Voice Actor: Dana Snyder.

Anyway, as always, I will catch you all next time.