Hey, guys! Welcome to the new chapter of Aurora in the Loud House! I hope that you will enjoy the new chapter...anyway, I don't own anything except for my OCs.
NOW LET'S GET ON WITH THE STORY!
{Aurora in the Loud House! Season 1, Episode 31: Changing the Baby/It's Honestly Kind Of Sad That None Of The Loud Siblings Have Anything In Common When You Think About It}
"Hey, Lynn, do you wanna read the latest Ace Savvy Comic with me?" A smiling Lincoln asked while holding onto an Ace Savy Comic Book as he walked into Lynn and Lucy's Room and spotted Lynn lying on her bed, shooting some hoops as she gave him a deadpanned look.
"A. Comics are boring and B. Why don't you read your stupid comic books with your Girlfriend?" Lynn asked dryly as Lincoln glared at his Older Sister in embarrassment.
"Lynn, how many times do I have to tell you and the others, Kira is not my Girlfriend!" A blushing and glaring Lincoln screamed as he huffed. "Anyway, I can't hang out with Kira today because she's busy doing something with Jordan today." Lincoln says somberly as we briefly see a glaring Aurora grappling against a giant octopus monster underneath the Caribean Sea with Jordan currently flying above the ocean while holding onto a damaged yacht as she was flying them all to safety.
"Well, then, C. ya later," Lynn says with a cheeky grin while bopping her Little Brother with her basketball as he frowned in annoyance and turned around to walk away.
"Hey, Luan, do you wanna watch a science-fiction movie with me?" Lincoln asked while sitting in front of the TV in the Loud House Living Room as he was planning to watch a movie, but then perked up when Luan walked into the Living Room with her dummy, Mr. Coconuts.
"Science fiction stinks, and that's a science fact," Luan says while faking a man's voice as she manipulated Mr. Coconuts to talk. "I agree with Mr. Coconuts." Luan says with a laugh as Lincoln gave her an annoyed look, and after dejectedly watching his movie alone, we see the white-haired boy making his way upstairs as he went over to the Twin's Shared Room with his coin case as Lincoln perked up at the sight of Lola playing Tea Party with her Toys.
"Hey, Lola, do you want to check out my coin collection? I just got this one from Poland. It's called a złoty." Lincoln says excitedly as Lola scoffed and rolled her eyes.
"Ugh, lame! What's the point of money that you can't spend it?!" Lola says with a glare as Lincoln gave her an odd look with an irritated frown on his face.
"Well, they are pretty valuable-,"
"Snore!" Lola screamed rudely while going back to her tea party as Lincoln's shoulders sagged sadly and turned around to walk away as he then spotted his Adoptive Brother Luke climbing down from the attic with a box of legos in his arms.
"Oh, hey, Luke, you want to-,"
"No." Luke stated bluntly while walking past Lincoln, who sighed heavily, as we then fast forward in time, and we see Lucy writing a new poem in her and Lynn's Shared Room as a beaming Lincoln walked into the scene while holding onto a vacuum and wearing some goggles.
"Hey, Lucy, do you want to go ghost hunting with me?" Lincoln asked hopefully as the Vampire 8-year-old Girl glared at him offendedly.
"Why would I want to hunt my friends?" Lucy asked deadpannedly while not looking at him as Lincoln pouted and turned around to walk away somberly as we then see Lana standing in the Kitchen, and she was trying to make some food but then stopped as a smiling Lincoln popped into view while holding onto some peanut butter and sauerkraut sandwich.
"Hey, Lana, you wanna try half of my peanut butter and sauerkraut sandwich?" Lincoln asked with a friendly tone as Lana gave him a disgusted look.
"Uh, I eat some grody things, but that is disgusting." A green-faced Lana says as Lincoln stared at her blankly with a frown.
"This is coming from a girl that eats out of the garbage."
"...Touche." Lana says with a shrug and a smile as she grabbed some PB & J sandwich and then turned around to walk away as we then see Lincoln back in the Living Room, and he was playing 'Super Mega Brawlers Turbo Fighter XXIV' on the TV as Leni suddenly walks into the house and the excited white-haired boy paused the game as he turned to smile at her.
"Hey, Leni, you wanna play video games?" Lincoln asked as Leni shakes her head with a small frown as she crossed her arms.
"Those things will rot your brain. Besides, I have fashion magazines to look at." Leni says with a nod while walking away as Lincoln sighed sadly and turned to give the readers a somber and defeated look.
"You'd think that with all these sisters, there'd be just one that likes the same things I like, but sadly, that's not the case." Lincoln says while putting down his controller as Lily can be seen sitting on the couch behind him, trying to eat her foot. "Now, I know what you guys are thinking, 'Lincoln, come on, is it really that big of a deal? I mean, don't you have Kira to hang out with?' Yeah, I do, but here's the thing, she's also a full-time Superhero and doesn't always have time to hang out with me. It honestly sucks that the girl you love is too busy to hang out with you...as a friend! I mean as a friend!" A panicking Lincoln yelled with wide eyes and a blush on his face as Lily giggled.
"Linky wuvs Kiva! Lily wants Linky to kiss Kiva!" Lily says as Lincoln blushed heavily and rolled his eyes as he scooted over to sit up next to her.
"Changing the subject. While I know that you are hanging out with me now , Lily, someday you're gonna be into your own things, and we'll have nothing in common...unless..." Lincoln says while perking up as a genius idea popped into his head, and he quickly takes Lily's blanket and pacifier as Lincoln gives her the controller, and a giggling Lily starts mashing buttons as her Older Brother gasped in realization. "That's it! You don't have your own things yet! You're like an unformed lump of clay! But if I can mold you, then someone in this house will finally like the things I like who isn't Kira!" Lincoln yelled excitedly just as the door was busted open as Clyde, Ronnie Anne, and Joshie walked into the house.
"Hey, Lincoln! What has two thumbs and totally wants to hang out with his best friend? This guy!" A grinning Clyde says while pointing at himself as Ronnie Anne slowly turns to give him a deadpanned glare.
"If you don't want me to give you a wedgie, never say that again."
"Yeah, even I find that lame." Joshie says with an awkward laugh as Clyde flinches and lowered his arms as Lincoln suddenly appeared and walked over to shove them all out of the door.
"Sorry, guys, but I'm in the middle of something important." Lincoln says impatiently as Clyde and the others gave the buck-toothed boy a surprised look.
"Something important? But what's more important than hanging out with us?"
"Lameo, I literally skateboard all of the way here. Don't you dare kick me out now."
"Wait, what about Kira? Do you know where she is? She hasn't answered my calls in the last five minutes, and she usually answers them in a minute." Clyde, Ronnie Anne, and Joshie said in confusion/annoyance/worry as Lincoln shoved them out of his house with a smile on his face as he reached out to close the front door, and the Trio went over to peer in the window as they spotted Lincoln running over to grab onto a smiling Lily and they ran upstairs.
"Oh, he wants to hang out with his baby sister. That make sense." Joshie says with a smile as Ronnie Anne nodded with a huff while Clyde looks like he spotted his girlfriend cheating on him with his brother as he gasped in shock and anger with his jaw dropped.
"LINCOLN IS CHEATING ON US WITH LILY?!" A distraught Clyde asked while covering his face as the Girls gave him odd looks.
{Aurora in the Loud House Theme Song!}
Kira:
Hello, everyone! My name is Kira Baxter!
Just your average little girl who lives in Royal Woods and loves reading comics, hanging out with my awesome friends, and playing video games!
Although, if I could be honest with you guys, lately, my life has been anything BUT normal!
Because you see, when I was only eight years old, my whole life changed for the better!
Starla:
What's up, guys?! Starla Butterfly is the name, saving people and kicking evil's butt is the game!
Now I know that you probably don't know who I am, but you may know me better by my superhero name, Queen Butterfly!
Yep, that's me, alright, the sexiest, most powerful heroine on the whole planet...well, that's who I used to be, anyway...
It's kind of a long story, but let's just say that when I was only 997,000 years old, my whole life changed...for the better or worst, I'm still undecided on that...
Kira:
It felt just like any other average day with me getting an A on my Math Test, having a great lunch with my friend Joshie, and when I was making my way over to my best friend Lincoln Loud's house after school, I just so happen to notice what seems to be a confused, kind-looking old woman making her way down an empty street.
An eight-year-old Kira Baxter could be seen skipping down a sidewalk that belong to an empty street with a cheerful expression on her face as the little girl hummed under her breath joyfully and was about to make a turn to head towards the direction of the Loud House but stopped as a confused Kira spotted what seems to be a kind-looking old woman making her way through the intersection very slowly due to her body looking tiny and frail.
Starla:
Let's just say that three years ago, I faced the biggest battle of my immortal life with probably my biggest, toughest, evilest supervillain ever, and while I've come out on top and saved Royal Woods from facing total destruction, it came...with a heavy price.
A heavily injured, bleeding, and panting Queen Butterfly lay on a huge crater that was formed around her as the city of Royal Woods was laid in ruins with many buildings destroyed, the area covered in hot flames, and the smell of death radiating across the Royal Wood skies...but besides that, the town remained more or less safe and protected thanks to their favorite immortal superhero coming into save the day from a powerful female Fairy/Demon Hybrid as Starla was able to not only defeat her but also forced the mysterious supervillain to retreat and leave the city of Royal Woods for good...however, the battle was not without some sacrifices as Starla was forced to give up her body and powers to save the city and people she loves dearly.
Kira:
I was about to dismiss the old woman and continue making my way towards my friend's house when suddenly I noticed a speeding car barreling towards her with the old woman completely oblivious to it! So, without hesitation, I rushed over to push the Old Woman out of the way and saved her life!
Shrugging, Kira was about to turn around and continue on her merry way, only to then gasped in shock when the little girl spotted what seems to be an out-of-control car barreling through the streets and it was heading straight towards the oblivious and smiling old woman as, without thinking, a heavily worried Kira rush into the intersection and all but leaped over to the old woman as she tackled the grunting old lady onto the ground with the speeding car narrowly zooming past them as Kira panted heavily from the heavily close call while the old woman remains silent.
Starla:
I've lost everything that day...my power...my strength...hell, I've even lost my own damn height and muscular body! But what I was more worried about was my city. Who will be there to protect the humans that I've grown to care for? So, with no other option left, I decided to swallow my pride and ask my Mother for help.
After being able to teleport herself back to the Fairy Dimension thanks to the help of an old friend, a stoic Starla Butterfly floated through the night sky of an ancient, glorious magical city filled with thousands upon thousands of male and female Fairies of all ages and sizes as the blonde-haired Fairy made her way to what seems to be a giant castle placed at the end of the town as Starla landed on the ground while wearing a black cloak to cover her body as she glances up at the huge doors leading to the castle and took a deep breath to steel her nerves as the former powerful magical heroine lifted up her shaking arm and tentatively knocked on the doors as Starla waited patiently and nervously for someone to answer it.
Kira:
Once the speeding car drove away, I turned to the old woman to check if she was okay when suddenly she latched onto my left arm and gave me an unsettling grin before a flash of white light covered my vision, and I was suddenly standing in a world full of magic and wonder.
Taking deep breathes to calm down her rapidly beating heart, Kira breathed heavily as she was able to compose herself enough to turn over to check on the old woman, who continued remaining quiet and still as Kira gave her a concerned look and was about to ask if she was alright and didn't suffer any injuries from the tackle when suddenly the old lady reaches out to grab onto the little girl's left arm rather tightly and a now scared Kira glances up at the old woman, who gave her a rather unsettling grin as she raises her arm and hovers it over the eight-year-old girl's face as, before she could react, a huge flash of light rang out.
Starla:
After being able to get some help on getting back to my home dimension, the Fairy Dimension, I went over to the Butterfly Castle and faced my Mother, who was not enthusiastic to see me after...I will tell you about it another time, but basically, after much begging and pleading, my Mother eventually agreed to help me and have come up with a solution to my rather troubling problem.
Thirty long agonizing minutes later, the giant castle doors were slowly being opened to reveal the Queen of the Fairies herself, Eleanor Butterfly, flying out to view as Starla was surprised to see her Mother answering the door instead of their Guards or Servants, but was able to compose herself enough to fly up to her Mother, who stood in a battle pose of the unexpected intruder as Eleanor was about to attack the Fairy, only to see a sheepish-looking Starla taking off her cloak as she waved at her shocked Mother awkwardly. Stunned by the sight of her runaway daughter suddenly coming back into her life again after being gone for nearly a century, Eleanor then scowled furiously and was about to close the doors, only for a desperate Starla to fly in and pleads to her Mother to help her with her new condition as, after much talking and begging, the Queen of the Butterflies reluctantly decided to help out her daughter from her mess one last time.
Kira:
Once I have recovered from the sensational experience, I was treated by a couple of Fairies, one that was as tall as a freaking house while the other was about as tall as a toy, and they were able to tell me what happened to Queen Butterfly on the darkest day in Royal Woods History. Shocked and devasted by the news, I asked how can I help them, and they told me that there is a way for Starla to recover her old magic and strength back, but it required her to fuse with a Human Being with a pure heart...which was me, surprisingly.
Yelping in pain, Kira rubbed her eyes as she blinked a couple of times and then gasped in surprise when the eight-year-old girl realized that she was standing in what seemed to be a small starry dimension with several large planets floating around her and shooting stars zooming through space as Kira 'oohhhhhed' and 'ahhhhed' at the amazing, magical, spectacle before her, only to then get distracted by Eleanor and Starla teleporting in front of her as they smirked down at her cockily while Kira couldn't help but stare at them in shock and awe.
Starla:
It was a really, really, really ancient and powerful spell that only my Mother knows, but basically, it was a way for me to recover my magical prowess and supernatural strength by fusing myself with a Human Being that was pure of mind and strong of will. My Mom had used her magic to scan the entire planet for people worthy of sharing my power, and, while there were a few great candidates, we couldn't help but be drawn over to a little 8-year-old girl living in Royal Woods whose heart and will seem to be stronger than most.
Once Eleanor had explained to her daughter an ancient, powerful spell that was forgotten in time that should be able to help Starla regain her former powers and strength...sort of, the Butterflies were quick to use the All-Seeing Orb to scan the whole Planet Earth for a person of pure heart and strong will as they were able to find the person worthy of Queen Butterfly's powers, which just so happens to be an eight-year-old girl living in Royal Woods who was named Kira Baxter as, after giving her a small yet important test, they were quick to teleport her into the Queen of the Fairies Personal Pocket Dimension and explain a heavily confused Kira on what was going on.
Kira:
I was, of course, overwhelmed by the news. I was planning on refusing the offer due to being too scared of getting all of the true responsibility and power of a superhero. Still, when Starla and her Mother made a good valid argument on how the citizens of Royal Woods hopelessly needed a hero to save the day and that I could use my magical powers to protect the people I love, I eventually decided to agree to their offer and become the new protector of Royal Woods.
A bewildered and stunned Kira Baxter couldn't believe what Eleanor and Starla had explained to her as she had to take a minute to compose herself and think about the offer that they had given to her as, while the eight-year-old girl was scared about becoming a REAL superhero and face super powerful and scary villains that almost always seem to pop into the city of Royal Woods for some weird reason, the black-haired girl was eventually convinced by the Butterfly Family to agree to their proposal and become the protector of Royal Woods as the Former Queen Butterly Crimefighting Partner and also become Starla's Human Vessel to be able to channel her magical power through.
Starla:
Heh, getting the Kid to agree to our crazy plan was a real hassle, I can tell you that much. Hell, even I was a bit...hesitant to have an eight-year-old out there fighting crime and facing the true terror of the Royal Woods Rouge Gallery, but the situation was grim, and I was getting desperate to get a vessel to channel my power through and, thankfully, the Kid was able to see the seriousness of the situation as well and eventually agreed to become my new sidekick in crime!
After several tense minutes of thinking about this life-changing offer, Eleanor and Starla were relieved to see that Kira had agreed to their proposal as, after making sure that the black-haired girl had thought carefully about their deal and the many, many, many heroic responsibilities that the little girl has on her shoulders now, the Queen of the Fairies was quick to begin with the spell, which needed a lot of preparations and scented candles to be able to properly perform the magical ancient spell without suffering any ill side affects as Starla had decided to have a small chat with her new sidekick to get to know Kira better.
Kira and Starla:
And that was the day that the new Protector of Royal Woods, Aurora, was born!
A serious-looking Eleanor Butterly had finished making the preparations for the magically forbidden spell as she had interrupted Kira and Starla's friendly conversation to tell them that it was time as the girls nodded, and the duo walked over to stand inside a magic spell circle as, after experiencing what seems to be an extremely long magical yet painful spell, a groaning Kira and Starla could be seen lying on the ground with the blonde-haired Fairy now having a symbol of a white butterfly planted on her chest while Kira has one on the palm of her smoking left hand.
After recovering from the aftereffects of the ancient and powerful spell, Kira and Starla slowly stood/flew up from the floor as they slowly turned to each other and couldn't help but be drawn over to each other mystically as the black-haired girl raised her glowing hand and the glowing Former Princess of the Fairy Dimension floated closer to her sidekick as their butterfly tattos glowed brightly.
Raising her glowing butterfly tattooed hand, a smirking Kira Baxter floated inside a beam of pure white magical energy as a grinning Starla Butterfly's body transformed into pure white magical energy and proceeded to fly over to phase into the eight-year-old girl's hand as Kira clenched her fist tightly and giant glowing white tendrils suddenly appeared as they began emitting from out of Kira's closed fist and envelopes her whole body as a flash of white light occurs and we see a cocky-looking Aurora floating in place with her whole body radiating with powerful magical energy as the Hybrid Human/Fairy Heroine struck a classic Victory Pose.
Kira!
Starla!
Let's Fly!
We cue to the middle of the night in Royal Woods as we see a grinning Halputta leading his group of Alligatormen to wreak mayhem and havoc across the large city as they spread out and began breaking everything in sight while also stealing money and expensive jewels from various stores as Halputta laughed evilly before gasping in surprise as a flash of white light flew past him and he and his Alligatormen glances up as the gang of mutants spotted a smirking Aurora floating in the air with the moon radiating behind her as all of the opponents glared at each other fiercely, and the Fusion Heroine of Royal Woods was quick to zoom down towards the group of Human/Alligator Hybrid Mutants with Halputta and his Alligatormen roaring loudly as they charged at her and an epic battle rang out.
Kira!
Starla!
Let's Fly!
Dusting off her hands, a smirking Aurora placed her hands on her hips as she floated above the heavily injured Alligatormen, who lay on the ground with pained, dazed expressions on their faces as the Magical Fusion Heroine was able to not only defeat Halputta and his Alligatormen but used her superhuman strength to literally ripped out the street from the pavement and used it to swiftly tie up the defeated, groaning Alligatormen as multiple reporters appeared onto the scene and were taking various pictures at Aurora as the Human/Fairy Magical Hybrid grinned down at them and was about to strike a 'Victory Pose!', but stopped as she spotted a heavily pissed of Chief Jameson glaring up at her, furious that the heroine once again caused massive amounts of collateral damage as Aurora waves at the Police Officer sheepishly before taking off into the air at high speeds as the citizens of Royal Woods cheered for their hero while Chief Jameson fumes angrily as he grumbles.
Flying at the speed of light, always ready for a fight!
With strength superior to Hercules and possessing magic that is oh so glorious!
Protector of Royal Woods, what is it to ya, toots?!
Her name is Aurora, the magical heroine that you could always rely!
Kira!
Starla!
Let's Fly!
Flying through the air at the speed of light, a glaring Aurora spotted what seems to be a giant 500-foot-tall green-skinned Cyclops monster making his way towards the city of Royal Woods as the blonde-haired Fusion Human/Fairy Heroine reacted quickly and zoomed forwards just as the Cyclops roared loudly and lifts up his huge foot as he was about to deliver a mighty stomp to try and destroy the town in one fall swoop, only for a beam of pure white energy to fly in under the foot and a scowling Aurora raised her muscular arms as she was able to cath the humungous foot with ease thanks to her superhuman strength as numerous citizens cheered and praised their heroine for saving their lives as Aurora winked down at them before glaring up at the Giant Cyclops Monster as she grunted and gave his foot a mighty shove that sends the screaming monster flying back as Aurora then flew up to the giant's face and pulled out her Pink Amulet as she fired a collosol beam of pink magical energy that collided against the Giant Cyclops's chest and it quickly washed over his giant body as the roaring monster was swiftly teleported into the Banishment Dimension and disappeared from sight as a smirking Aurora dusts off her hands in satisfaction.
Faced with a catastrophe, that is obviously not a fantasy!
Kira and Starla must unite to fight some crime!
And fuse into Aurora to make these villains say sayonara!
You know, if they're not...too injured to reply ;)
Kira!
Starla!
Let's Fly!
It was a normal day in Royal Woods as we see the Loud and Baxter Families taking a leisurely stroll together through the Tall Timbers Park as David and Lilith could be seen having small talk with Lynn Sr. and Rita with the former holding onto a giggling Lily as Lori was on the phone talking with her boyfriend, Leni was chasing around a butterfly, Luna was writing some lyrics for a new song on her journal, a laughing Luan was reading from her joke book, Lynn was kicking a soccer ball around, Lucy was floating cross-legged along under the shades of the nearby trees while trying to figure out a spell from her Great Grandma Harriet's Spellbook as several people could be seen spoked out of their minds at the sight of a flying emo kid, Lana was bouncing across mud puddles, Mary was helping Lola practice her catwalk...but it was clearly obvious that the light-brown-skinned little brat was trying to outdo the blonde-haired devil child as both egotistical kids were shoving each other relentlessly with a couple of glares on their faces, and Lisa was reading her scientific notes on Human/Fairy Experimentation from her high-tech tablet.
With Lincoln and Kira, we see both eleven-year-old kids walking ahead of the group a bit as they were discussing their favorite show ARGGH! with each other excitedly as the duo was subconsciously leaning closer and closer to each other until they were practically touching shoulders as Kira and Lincoln see this, and blushed in slight embarrassment as they separated from each other and laughed sheepishly but thankfully and unthankfully, this awkward moment was ruined by Starla popping out of her sidekick's jacket as she pointed up with a serious, urgent look on her face.
Looking to where the Fairy was pointing, Kira and Lincoln gasped in shock at the sight of a grinning Imagination Man standing several feet away from them and was cheering excitedly at the sight of his latest imagination creation, which was a giant fire-breathing dragon, flying around in the air while breathing fire down at the forest below as Imagination Man laughing gleefully. Turning to each other, the trio shared a determined nod as they ran over to leap onto a couple of giant bushes, and, after making sure that no one could see them, Starla flew out of Kira's jacket with the black-haired girl quickly raising her glowing butterfly tattooed hand as the blonde-haired Fairy flew over to phase into the eleven-year-old girl's hand as Kira clenched her fist tightly and giant glowing white tendrils suddenly appeared as they wrapped around her body and a flash of white light occurs as we see Kira and Starla transforming into their fusion magical super form, Aurora!
Lincoln Loud, the Man with the Plan, whose strategies are always so grand!
Helps out Aurora on-demand with schemes and tricks that no villains can withstand!
The Power of Evil shall always fall to the Power of Justice, Magic, and, especially, when Aurora kicks their balls!
Yeah! No Villain can defeat the true might of the Hybrid Magical Butterly!
Kira!
Starla!
Let's Fly!
After Kira and Starla fused into their Fusion Human/Fairy Magical Form, Aurora was about to take off to face her childish yet oddly powerful foe but stopped as Lincoln spoke up and gave his friend a suggestion on how to deal with Imagination Man as Aurora perked up, loving the idea as she nodded and reached over to give a thankful kiss to Lincoln's cheek before flying off so fast that she resembled a white blur. Blushing in embarrassment from the unexpected kiss, Lincoln smiled a bit goofily before composing himself as he ran out of the bushes just as the Loud and Baxter Family spotted Imagination Man wreaking havoc in the city once more as they cowered in fear and were about to run away to safety but then beamed excitedly and in relief as they spotted a smirking Aurora flying past them.
Laughing maniacally at his latest imaginary creation burning everything in sight, Imagination Man then gasped in shock and anger as he spotted a familiar white blur flying into the scene, and a glaring Aurora was heading straight towards his Imaginary Dragon with her fists outstretched as the astral forms of Kira and Starla could be briefly seen flying beside her, and the fusion heroine proceeds to deliver a mighty punch across the Fake Dragon's face. Wincing at the sight of the Protector of Royal Woods giving his latest imaginary creation a brutal beat down, Imagination Man cried childishly as his precious knocked-out Imaginary Dragon crashed down to the ground with his large wings ripped out and his long neck tied up in knots as a stern-looking Aurora flew down to stand in front of Imagination Man to glare at him with her arms crossed.
Smiling at the Fusion Magical Heroine nervously, Imagination Man then lets out a loud painful girlish scream as a stoic Aurora lifted up her leg and delivered a mighty kick up Imagination Bob's lower region, causing him to fall down while holding onto his privates with a pained whimper as his Imaginary Helmet was knocked off his head and flew through the air as a grunting Lincoln ran into the scene and was able to leap and catch the powerful helmet in his arms as the white-haired boy landed on the floor and gave his friend a thumbs-up as a smiling Aurora nodded in approval while placing her feet on a groaning Imagination Man's back victoriously as the Loud/Baxter Family and the rest of the Civilians of Royal Woods cheered for their heroine's success in thwarting the villain's plan.
Fighting evil from east to west, no one can do it best
Then the fusion heroine, whose always right on time
To kick some evil bad guy's butt and maybe spill a bit of blood,
So Villains, don't be sly or else...
Kira...
Starla...
Will Fly!
A smirking Aurora could be seen floating above the Loud House with Lincoln sitting on her right shoulder as the astral form of Kira sitting on her left shoulder, and the astral form of Starla sitting on top of her head as the Loud and Baxter Family could be seen standing in front of their house as Aurora, and the others flashed the readers a smirk, but then everyone frowned stoically as various villains like Lightasma, Techno Kathy, the Villain Society, Iama Cannivalwitsh, King Ox, Dr. Chaos, Copy Copy, The Phantom Ninja, Alexandra Bates and her smiling Genie Jasaar and her Genetically-Engineered Pet Elephant Manny, and The Amazing Spider-Guy began popping up out of nowhere as they surrounded our young faithful heroes.
Growing tense at the sight of their mortal enemies confronting them head-on, Aurora and the others were about to attack but then gasped in shock/confusion as a large shadow covered their bodies, and the gang slowly looked up to see a giant version of the Mysterious Figure grinning down at them sadistically with his hands lightning up with blue fire as the Protector of Royal Woods and the Loud and Baxter Family turning to each other as they nodded, realizing the grim situation before them but wasn't willing to give up so easily as Aurora, Lincoln, and the others let out loud battle cries as they flew/ran forwards and an epic battle rang out as the title of the story appeared before the readers.
{Aurora in the Loud House Theme Song Over!}
"Here are all the things that make life worth living." Lincoln says with a smile while standing in his room as he was showing Lily all of his material possessions, but Lily didn't seem to care about them as she was trying to reach out for her light purple blanket.
"Blankie!" Lily whines as Lincoln frowned subtly and reached over to grab onto her blanket as the white-haired boy took it away.
"No, no, no. You don't like that anymore." Lincoln says with a nod just as a familiar white blur phased into the room as the Duo turned their heads and spot Aurora floating over to land on the ground as she closed her eyes, and a flash of bright white light occurred as we see Kira and Starla materializing back into the real world.
"Hey, Lincoln." Kira says while stretching her back as she yawned a bit. "I'm sorry that I couldn't hang out with you this morning. Jordan, Starla, and I were busy dealing with this Kraken thing and-Oh, hey, Lily. What's a cutie like you doing here?" Kira cooed while walking over to bend down and grab Lily, who giggled as she reached over to hug Kira.
"Kiwa! Swarla!" Lily cheered as Starla smiled down at the 1-year-old Baby Girl.
"Sup, kiddo," Starla says with a casual tone while flying over to rub Lily's head as she smiled warmly. "So, what's wrong, Lincoln? Are you stuck babysitting or something?" Starla asked curiously as Lincoln smiled and shakes his head.
"Nope, just wanting to hang out with my Baby Sister."
"Awww, that is so sweet." Kira gushed as she carefully held Lily in her arms and smiled down at her. "Come on, sweetie, let's go and watch Sesame Street with your Big Brother and his Best Friends." Kira says with a baby-like tone as Lilly giggled and nodded as the Girls were about to leave but stopped as Lincoln held out his hand.
"Actually, Girls, I was planning to show Lily stuff that we like. For instance, Starship Groupers!" Lincoln exclaimed while reaching over to press a button on his laptop as it showed an episode of Starship Groupers. "My favorite underwater intergalactic adventure." Lincoln says with a smirk while bending down to grab onto a model of the ship from the movie. "Pew-pew-pew. Check this out, Lilly. It's a 500-piece replica of the starship. Built by yours truly." Lincoln says as Kira narrowed her eyes at him angrily. "Uh, I mean, with help, of course."
"Thank you." Kira says with a nod while walking over to place Lilly on Lincoln's Bed as she seems interested in the model.
"Oh, you like it? Here you go." Lincoln says while handing the model spaceship to Lilly as she immediately begins playing with it.
"Uh, Lincoln? I don't think its a good idea for you to give Lily your toy spaceship." Starla says worriedly as Lincoln gave her a confused look.
"Why is that?"
"Well, Lilly is a baby, so it means that she will destroy your-," Starla says just as a loud crash rang out as the Trio turned their heads, and Kira and Lincoln looked aghast at the sight of Lily accidentally dropping the model spaceship as it shattered down into the ground. "...Toy."
"Pew-pew?" A worried Lily says as Lincoln holds back the tears in his eyes and gave her a fake, reassuring smile.
"T-That's okay. I-I wanted to get t-the 600-piece model a-anyway."
"Y-Yeah, i-its not like w-we wasted t-three h-hours of our l-lives on m-making t-that." Kira says with a pale face while dropping down to her knees as the black-haired magical girl bites onto her knuckles and cried endless tears of agony and frustration as, 10 minutes later, after composing themselves from the tragedy of their model spaceship shattering apart, we see Kira sitting on the ground with Lily lying on her lap as Starla sat above her on the bed and an excited Lincoln can be seen showing off his coin collection to his Baby Sister.
"Coin collecting is an awesome hobby, Lily. You collect coins from all around the world, then spend hours of fun carefully organizing them by country and denomination."
"Heh, nerd!" Starla screamed with a snort and an amused laugh as Kira glared up at her Fairy Partner sternly.
"Starla! Don't insult Linky's hobby! I think its a pretty cool hobby!" Kira yelled as Lincoln perked up at what she said with a blush. "I really don't. I find it lame like the others but don't tell Linky that. I don't want to make him feel bad." Kira whispered to Lily while making a shushing motion as the Baby Girl did the same with a chuckle.
"Hey, Lily? Who loves a zloty? Lily does!" A smiling Lincoln says while taking out a zloty as he showed it off to Lily, who stared at the coin in awe as she reached out to grab it...and then proceeds to bend down to grab the entire Coin Collection Book as she began shaking it around. "Wait, Lily, stop!" Lincoln ordered as Lily stops shaking and drops the book with a laugh as she clapped her hands.
"You know, you should really stop handing Lily delicate stuff. She is just going to keep breaking them." Starla says knowingly as Lincoln sighed heavily and said nothing as he and Kira bend down to pick up all of the loose coins on the ground as their hands ended up accidentally touching each other, causing the 11-years-olds to blush heavily as they laughed awkwardly and tried to separate from each other, but stopped as Lily waddled over to place her hand on top of their hands, preventing them from separating as Lily then pointed at Lincoln and Kira and made kissing gestures as the Best Friends blushed harder and looked away shyly.
"This is my favorite sandwich, Lily." Lincoln says to his Baby Sister with a smile as we fast forward in time, and we see the Gang standing in the Loud House Kitchen as the white-haired boy was giving the 1-year-old baby child lunch with his favorite sandwich. "Peanut butter and sauerkraut." Lincoln says with a smile as he tore his sandwich in half and blended one of them as the buck-toothed boy pours it into one of Lily's sippy cups and said baby can be seen climbing out of her high chair as she fell down, but thankfully Kira's hero instincts kicked in as she swiftly swoops in and was able to catch the one-year-old as she whirled around and placed Lily back in her high-chair as she kissed her forehead and Lily giggled as Lincoln turned to them and handed her Baby Sister her sippy cup. "You can't chew it yet, but you can drink it! Cheers!" Lincoln says while tapping his sandwich against Lily's sippy cup as they proceed to eat and drink their sandwiches as Lincoln burps in Lily's face and she proceeds to belch in his face as the Loud Siblings shared a laugh over it while Kira looked disgusted as she covered her mouth, and Starla spotted this as she flew over to Lincoln's side.
"Yo, Lincoln, as your Wingwoman, let me tell you something, you really need to stop eating your favorite sandwich so much. Trust me, when you finally manage to muster the courage to kiss Kira, you don't want her to be disgusted and throw up in your face." Starla whispered with a wink as Lincoln blushed a bit but said nothing as we fast forward in time yet again and we cue back to Lincoln's Room as we see Kira lying on Lincoln's Bed with Lily sitting on her lap and Starla lying on her head as Lincoln was sitting in front of the Girls and held up his Ace Savvy Comic Book.
"Okay, Lily, this is my favorite crime fighter, Ace Savvy." Lincoln says as Kira and Starla gave him an offended look. "Oh, sorry, I meant my favorite comic book crime fighter." Lincoln corrected as a satisfied Kira and Starla nodded and watched on as Lincoln reached up to grab a makeshift mobile filled with pictures of comic pages as he pulls it down. "Anyway, this is an Ace Savvy Mobile I made especially for you," Lincoln says as he begins spinning the mobile. "Now look into the mobile. You will love Ace Savvy. You will love Ace Savvy. You will love Ace Savvy." Lincoln says repeatedly as Lily stares at the mobile with the pictures appearing across her eyes before turning into a hypnotic gaze as she moaned.
"Ace Savvy..."
"Yes! That's my girl!" A grinning Lincoln says as Lily wobbly stood up from Kira's lap, and she wanders over to land in Lincoln's arms and suddenly throws up all over his shirt. "...I guess we should have done this before the peanut butter and sauerkraut..."
"You think?" A deadpan Kira asked as Starla laughed at Lincoln's predicament.
"Okay, this is clearly not working." Lincoln says after coming back into the room with a clean shirt as Starla had forced him to change his shirt in the bathroom after the oblivious white-haired boy took off his shirt in front of Kira, who drooled at the sight of him and couldn't stop staring at him as she had a large blush on her face.
"Well, what if we hang out with Lily outside of the house?" Kira suggested as Lincoln perked up and pointed at her.
"Good idea, Kira. We can even hang out at the mall, but the question is, how are we going to get there?" Lincoln asked himself curiously while rubbing his chin as Kira and Starla turned to share a sly look as, a few seconds later, we see a flash of white light ranging out from the inside of the house, and Aurora suddenly phased out of the Loud House while holding onto a cheering Lincoln and Lily as they zoomed away, not knowing that Ronnie Anne can be seen watching them go with her jaw dropped as she, Clyde and Joshie can be seen sitting inside of a tree.
"D-Did you guys see that?!" A stunned Ronnie Anne asked while pointing upwards as she turned to Clyde and Joshie, who were using binoculars to try and spy on Lincoln and the others.
"No, we can't see anything. Where did Lincoln go?" An irritated Clyde asked, he and Joshie not seeing Aurora flying away with Lincoln and Lily as Ronnie Anne stared at him in disbelief and was about to say something but stopped as a phone notification rang out, and Joshie reached in to pull out her phone as she was shocked by what she sees.
"Whoa, guys, look! Lincoln and Lily are at the Mall with Kira!"
"What?!" A surprised Clyde asked while turning towards her as Joshie held up her phone, and it showed an image of a selfie that Kira took of her and the others walking into the mall as she threw out a wink and sticks out her tongue playfully as Lincoln waved at the camera nervously with a giggling Lily riding behind him in her baby carrier. "I don't get it!"
"Yeah, like how did Lincoln and Lily were at their home in one minute and appeared at the mall in the next?" Ronnie Anne asked dryly as Clyde shakes his head.
"No, we have been watching Lincoln all day, and I still don't see what Lily has that we don't." Clyde says with he and the girls are unable to see Kira and Starla hanging out with the Loud Siblings due to the bad angles from their spying points. "And now Lincoln is hanging out with Kira over us?"
"But he always does that. They love each other." Joshie gushed with a blush as Ronnie Anne rolled her eyes with a scoff.
"Yeah, if only they kiss and get it over with it already. Anyway, seriously, I just saw Aurora coming out of-,"
"Yeah, yeah, yeah, we always see Aurora every day. Who cares? Anyway, onto more important things, let's go and find out why Lincoln would want to hang out with Kira and Lily over us." Clyde says while getting out of the tree as the Girls followed after him, and an hour later, we see our Faithful Heroes hanging out at the mall as they were playing around in the Arcade.
"Okay, Lily, playing videogames is a fine art that many people can't do, which is why Lincoln and I will teach you how to instantly win any game that you encounter." Kira says with a wise tone as she was sitting on a fighting game with Lily lying on her lap as a grinning Lincoln stood near them, and Starla was hiding inside of his Sidekick's hair. "Now, listen closely, Lily. In order to win this game, you need to do... SOME RANDOMASS BUTTON SMASHING!" Kira screamed heroically while slamming her fists against the video game console randomly with Lincoln going over to do the same as a giggling Lily joined in, and soon enough, the Trio was able to win a ton of tickets due to winning the game.
"Way to go, Lily!" Lincoln praised as Lily giggles cheerfully while a glaring Clyde spied on them in a toy-grabbing game as a smiling Joshie could be seen trying to win him, and a grinning Ronnie Anne can be seen playing a Snowboarding Game near them. 30 minutes later, we then see the Trio walking out of the Hobby Shop with Kira holding up a bag filled with random junk as Lily could be seen riding around on Lincoln's shoulders and held up a toy plane as she made propeller sounds and they walked past a News Stand from where Clyde can be seen wearing a mask to disguise himself as the News Stand Man with Ronnie Anne and Joshie holding up a couple of newspaper as Clyde watched the Trio leave suspiciously.
"Put your arms up." Lincoln commanded Lily as we see the Trio residing inside of a Clothing Store, and the 1-year-old Baby raised her arms as Lincoln took off her purple shirt and puts on an orange shirt that was just her size on her. "Now, let's see if we can find you a white wig," Lincoln says with a nod while grabbing Lily's hand as they left with Kira walking over to grab Lily's discarded blanket as the black-haired girl then followed after her friends, and the Trio walked past the Changing Room as Clyde and Ronnie Anne can be seen poking themselves out from the Boys and Girl's Sides of the Changing Room respectively as Joshie appeared while holding a bunch of clothes that she wanted to buy as Clyde facepalms.
"God this is boring." A yawning Starla says while inside of Kira's hair as her Sidekick couldn't help but nod in agreement as they were at the Royal Woods Park, which was still not repaired from Power Girl's fight with King Ox as Lincoln and Lily are playing Chess with some senior folks and the Loud Siblings were able to win their games as their opponents bang his head on the desk in shame.
"Amazing! You really are the best!" A proud Lincoln says while running over to grab Lily high in the air as said person was trying to reach for her blanket, which was currently being held by Kira.
"Kiwa, give Lily blankie!"
"Hmm? Oh, sure, sweetie, here you go." Kira says soothingly as she was about to give Lily her blanket, but was stopped by Lincoln as he held out his arm with a frown as he shakes his head.
"Don't give Lily her blanket, Kira. She doesn't need that anymore."
"Really?" A disbelieving Kira asked as Lincoln nodded.
"Yep, you can throw it in the trash."
"Oh, don't worry, I will." Kira says reassuringly as Lincoln nodded in satisfaction and walked away with Lily as the black-haired girl merely kept Lily's Blankie in her person because throwing out a baby's prized possession is a really BAD and STUPID idea as Kira walked away and made her way past a garbage can just as Clyde pops himself out of it with a scowl on his face as Ronnie Anne and Joshie appeared while eating some snow cones as they licked them.
"So, what's the status, Clyde? Can we please stop stalking our friends already and go and do something fun?" Ronnie Anne asked with an annoyed glare as Clyde shakes his head.
"No, we can't. I still don't get what's so great about this baby and that girl,"
"Uh, that's his Baby Sister and Crush, Clyde. It's okay if Lincoln wants to hang out with them. Why are you acting as if this is the first time that Lincoln blown us off to hang out with Kira and his sisters?" Joshie asked with a raised eyebrow as Clyde opens his mouth...and shuts it promptly as he raised an eyebrow.
"Huh, your right. Why am I being bothered by this? I mean, it's not like Lincoln will stop hanging out with us."
"Exactly, now come on, weirdo, let's go and get you some Snow Cone...and a bath." A disgusted Ronnie Anne says while plugging her nose as Joshie did the same and Clyde gave them a sheepish smile as he got out of the garbage can and walked away with Joshie following after him as Ronnie Anne stood back a bit to glances over at Kira and spotted something glowing inside of her hair as the Latina-American Girl narrowed her eyes at her suspiciously before turning around to walk away as we then cue two hours later and we see the Trio sitting on the couch as Lincoln and Starla were playing a videogame against Kira and Lily as they were nearing the end of their match but then-
"Um, what's going on?" A glaring Lori asked while walking into the Living Room with the rest of the Loud Siblings as, instantly, Starla went into her Doll Form.
"You guys never wanna do the stuff I like, so Kir and I taught Lily to do it." Lincoln says with a nod as his sisters were shocked by that. "Now, I won't bother any of you ever again. Everybody wins."
"KO! PLAYERS LILY AND KIRA WINS!" The Tv Announcer exclaimed with a shocked Lincoln turning towards the TV with his jaw dropped as Kira giggled amusedly.
"Well, except for you, Linky." Kira says while sharing a high-five with Lily as they laughed and Lincoln rolled his eyes playfully as we then fast forward to nighttime, and we see the Trio in Lisa/Lily's Shared Bedroom as Lily could be seen laying down in her crib with Lincoln and Kira reading her a bedtime story with one of their Ace Savvy's Comics.
"And Ace Savvy defeated the evil Card Countess. The end." Lincoln says with a smile as he and Kira see that Lily was fast asleep.
"Awww, Lily is so cute when she is asleep." Kira says as she and Lincoln leaned down to stare at a sleeping Lily with warm expressions on their faces.
"Yeah, she is." Lincoln says while staring at Kira as a small blush appeared on his face, and his Best Friend noticed his stare as she blushed as well.
"Y-You know, Lincoln, you look pretty...h-handsome whenever you were taking care of L-Lily. Just like a Mini Dad." Kira says sincerely as Lincoln rubbed the back of his neck nervously.
"T-Thanks, you looked pretty cute when you were taking care of Lily as well." Lincoln says with the bush on Kira's face spreading up to her ears as she scooted closer to Lincoln and placed her head on his shoulder as the white-haired boy flinched but calmed down as he leaned his head against her head, and the Lovebirds slowly turned to smile at each other shyly as Lincoln gulped nervously and decided to take the initiative as he closed his eyes and leaned closer to her as Kira's eyes widened in shock, looking like a deer on headlights as she whimpered a bit but then smiled excitedly as she closed her eyes and leaned forward as well as Kira and Lincoln were about to share their first kiss with each other, but then the black-haired girl grimaced as the buck-toothed boy's peanut butter and sauerkraut stanky breath hit her face, causing Kira to gag a bit and her face went green as she opened her eyes and stepped back as the Magical Girl plugs her nose.
"Uh, sorry, Linky, but its getting pretty late, so I gotta go." Kira says awkwardly while turning around to run away with Lincoln watching her go in disappointment and sadness as Starla appeared and flew over to him with her arms crossed as she shakes her head disappointed.
"I told you that this would happen, Linky. No girl likes a boy with stinky breathes." Starla says while flying after Kira as Lincoln groaned in annoyance and frustration as he bangs his head against the railing of Lily's crib.
"Ugh, that was so embarrassing." Kira says while covering her face as we cue to the next morning, and we see her walking down the street to head to the Loud House with Starla riding around in her hair as the black-haired girl groaned loudly. "God, I could've kissed Lincoln right there and now, but I didn't, and I made him feel bad by accident."
"Trust me, kid, you made a good choice to not kiss him. A Girl's First Kiss is really important. You didn't want to waste it because of Lincoln's bad breath, and don't worry about it. I told Lincoln to be careful about that, so the next time you want to kiss him, you can go right ahead." Starla says with a grin while giving her an encouraging thumbs up as Kira moaned.
"I don't want to kiss him, Starla...I mean, maybe I do, but-Ugh, I'm not emotionally ready for this yet." Kira says with a blush while hugging herself as Starla rolled her eyes with a sigh, not understanding why her Sidekick is confident about everything other than the subject of love and her prudeness.
"Ha, ha, ha, calm down, girl, I was just joking." Starla says with a small laugh as Kira pouts at her before yelping in surprise as she was pelted in the back of her head with a water balloon.
"What the hell?!" A shocked Kira asked as she turned her head and spotted Alexandra riding around in her limo as she smirked at her while holding up a water balloon.
"Oops, sorry, Mira. Your life was just so dry that I decided to try and slashed it up." Alexandra says before glancing down as she laughs amusedly. "Awww, I'm sorry. Did I startle you so much that you soiled yourself?"
"What? I didn't pee myself-," Kira says before yelping in surprise as Alexandra threw a water balloon at her crotch area, making it look like she pissed herself as Alexandra laughed mockingly.
"Well, you did now! Later bitch!" Alexandra shouted while waving her goodbye as she commanded her limo to drive forward, and a furious Kira watched her go with clenched teeth and struggled to keep her anger as she shared a look with Starla, who grinned slyly as she nodded. "Ha, ha, ha! Too easy!" A smirking Alexandra says as we see her Limo parking in front of the Loud House. "Now, its time to finally win my man!" Alexandra exclaimed with a cocky smile while pulling out some breath mints as she chugged them down and adjusted her hair as the Rich Girl was about to get out of her vehicle but then flinched in surprise as Aurora suddenly behind her limo. "What the hell-,"
"Aurora...Tsunami Damn Burst!" Aurora chanted while holding out her arms as a big white portal appeared in front of her and a massive stream of ocean water appeared as it washed over to collided against her Limo and blonde-haired girl screamed in surprise and fear as she and her Butler were washed away down the street and disappeared from sight as Aurora chuckled amusedly before closing her eyes as a flash of bright white light occurred and we see the Girls materializing into the real world as Kira's hair and clothes were now dried due to the Magical Fusion Transformation.
"He, he, he, serve that bitch right," Kira says with a laugh as she and Starla shared a fistbump before walking over to the Loud House as she knocked on the door and, after a few minutes of waiting, the front door was opened as Lincoln could be seen standing in front of her. "Hey..."
"Hey..." Lincoln says shyly as an awkward silence rang out between them, and Kira couldn't help but realize that he smelled like breath mints as she blushed heavily and looked away as she bit her lip.
"Uh...want to go and hang out at the park?" Kira asked awkwardly with Lincoln looking slightly disappointed as he wanted to do something else, but decide to not bring it up as the white-haired boy gave her a fake smile.
"Sure, I guess. Let me just go and get Lily."
"Oh, we're hanging out with Lily again?" Kira asked with a raised eyebrow, feeling a bit disappointed since she wanted to hang out with only Lincoln today, but she didn't say anything to not upset her Bestie.
"Yep, let's go and pick up Mini Me." Lincoln says with Kira feeling a bit weirded out by what he said but nodded as Starla quickly hid inside her Sidekick's jacket, and the Lovebirds walked inside the Loud House as they made their way upstairs and walked over to Lisa/Lily's Shared Room as Kira and Lincoln opened the door as they walked inside. "Rise and shine, Lily! We've got a lot to do today."
"Lincoln, Lily's not here."
"What?!" A shocked Lincoln asked as he glanced over at Lily's Crib and realized that his Baby Sister was nowhere in sight as he screams panickedly.
"Now batting, Number 2, Lily Loud!" A familiar voice rang out as Kira and Lincoln were quick to walk over to peek out of the window as they were surprised to see Lily wearing a baseball helmet while holding onto a baseball bat as Lynn can be seen throwing multiple baseballs at her.
"Whoa! Lynn, what are you doing?!" An angry Lincoln asked after he and Kira ran downstairs as they appeared in the backyard, and a worried Kira ran down to grab Lily as she blocked a fastball with her back as the black-haired girl yelped in pain.
"Sorry about that, Kira. Anyway, Linc? You're not the only one in this family who doesn't have anyone to do stuff with. Lily's gonna be my sports buddy." Lynn says with a grin as she was about to bat another baseball but was stopped by Kira glaring over at her.
"Are you crazy, Lynn?! Lily is a baby! You can't be teaching her how to play baseball! She can get hurt!"
"She's wearing a helmet!" Lynn screamed defensively.
"That is way too big on her! She could accidentally snapped her neck!" A scowling Kira yelled while taking off Lily's helmet as she tossed it away, and a glaring Lynn was about to confront her, but was stopped by the white-haired boy as he went over to confront her furiously face to face.
"Hey! This was my idea, and I want her back!"
"You don't own her!" Lynn shouted while touching his cheek with her baseball glove as she narrowed her eyes at him. "She wants to hang with me!"
"You can hang out with Lily, just do it in a safe way. Like what Luan is doing." Kira says while pointing ahead as Lincoln and Lynn were surprised to see Luan holding onto Lily, who was somehow dressed like Mr. Coconuts, as she smiled.
"Introducing Luan Loud and her amazing dummy, Lil-Lil! Say, Lily, who's your favorite singer? Lady..."
"Gaga!"
"What is your opinion on the Velma Show?"
"Poo-poo!"
"Ha, ha, ha, good job, Lily!" A laughing Kira says as she calmed down and turned to Lincoln. "Anyway, Linky, let's go to the park and-,"
"Hey! That's no dummy! That's my cleanup hitter!" A glaring Lynn yelled as she stepped forward, and Lincoln cuts in between his Two Older Sisters as he stretches his arms to try to break up the argument.
"No, she's mine!" Lincoln shouted as he, Lynn, and Luan began fighting over Lily as a worried Kira went over to jump up and was able to grab onto Lily before she was hurt by the dust cloud as the Magical Girl landed on the ground and sighs in relief...but then flinched in surprise as Lucy flew in the form of a bat and latched onto Lily while burning due to the sun as she flew up to go through the window of her room.
"Huh?! Lily!?" A shocked Kira, Lincoln, Lynn, and Luan exclaimed at the same time as the Lovebirds then composed themselves and made a beeline into the Loud House as Kira and Lincoln ran upstairs as they arrived at Lynn/Lucy's Shared Room and the Duo were dumbfounded to see Lucy dressing Lily up in goth fashion as she was also showing her photos of the deceased and Luke could be seen sitting behind Lily as he held up a lego set.
"This is Grandma Harriet." Lucy explains as Lily touches the black paint on her face with her hands as she blows a raspberry to Lucy and then daubs all over Lucy's bedroom wall with the black paint. "And this is Abraham Lincoln."
"Here, Lily, this Legoset has about 5,000 pieces together. It will take a while to build it, but I assure you that it can be fun." Luke says with a warm smile as Lily giggles.
"Uh, guys...what are you doing?" A suspicious Lincoln asked as Kira narrowed her eyes and crossed her arms.
"And please tell me that you didn't dyed her hair, Lucy?"
"I'm just introducing Lily to my ghost friends, and don't worry, that's just a wig." Lucy says reassuringly as a huffing Lincoln walked over to grab Lily.
"She already has a friend named Lincoln!" Lincoln yelled before running off as Kira followed after him.
"Ugh, I just want someone else in the family that likes legos." Luke says with a glare as Lucy sighs heavily before getting out of her bed to find some cleaning supplies to clean up the mess that Lily made as we then see the Group in Lincoln's Room, and Lincoln swiftly wipes Lucy's Makeup from Lily's face as Kira then took off her Goth Clothes and put on her normal clothes as well as fresh new diapers since Lily had peed herself.
"Alright, Kira, hold Lily down and don't let go of her." Lincoln ordered as Kira nodded and sat down on his bed with Lily crawling over to sit in her lap as the white-haired boy nodded in understanding and turned around to pull out a small orange shirt from his cabinet as Lincoln then turned around, only to see that the Girls were gone as he clenched his fists in annoyance. "Damn it!"
"Now, Girls, Dylan can only pick one girl to spend the rest of his life with." Lori instructed wisely as we cue over to the Loud House Living Room, and we see Lori sitting on the left side of the couch with Kira lying down on her stomach while placing her hands on her chin and kicking her legs back and forth as Lily was lying beside her and was trying to eat her foot again. "And it'd better be Marisol." Lori says with a stern glare as Lily blows a raspberry in disagreement, and the Oldest Loud Sibling sighs heavily as she reluctantly nodded. "Yeah, you're right. Maybe he will be happier with Tiffany." Lori says defeatedly as Kira shakes her head with a scoff.
"Oh, please. Tiffany is such a freaking coward. She can't even tell Dylan that she likes him, too worried about ruining their friendship and all of that stupid-ass bullshit. What kind of loser is that much of a pussy that she can't tell the guy that she likes that she loves him..." Kira says before trailing off as she spotted Lori and Lily giving her smug/knowing grins as Kira didn't know how, but she can tell that a hidden Starla was doing the same. "...errr, nevermind then," An embarrassed Kira says with a sheepish blush while looking away as Lincoln cuts in by sliding down the banister and lands on the ground as he glares over at Lori.
"Give her back, Lori!" Lincoln demanded as Lori scoffed and rolled her eyes as she crossed her arms.
"Why should you get her? I've literally been waiting 17 years for someone in this family who likes the things I like!"
"What about Leni?" Kira asked as Lori pursed her lips and was about to say something, but then the Trio flinched in surprise when they heard a loud panicking scream upstairs as they quickly rushed upstairs and arrived at Lisa/Lilly's Shared Room as Kira and the Loud Siblings spotted a worried and scared Leni stuck inside of Lily's crib.
"Oh, thank goodness! I got in here to show Lily my fashion magazine, but now, I can't get out of this baby prison!" Leni screamed nervously as Kira, Lincoln, and Lori shared a look and rolled their eyes as they walked over to grab onto Leni and hoisted her out of the crib. "Oh, thank you."
"MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Lisa laughed evilly as the Trio flinched in surprise and turned their heads as they were absolutely stunned to see Lily strapped to one of Lisa's machines to use her as a test subject.
"Poo-poo?" Lily asked confusedly as a maliciously grinning Lisa was about to throw the switch but then yelped in pain as the Lovebirds ran forward and a glaring Kira swats her hand while Lincoln walked over to grab onto the back of Lisa's sweater and lifted her up into the air.
"LISA, ARE YOU FUCKING CRAZY?! ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL LILY!?" Kira screamed with fiery eyes and shark teeth as Lisa rolled her eyes and shrugged.
"Oh, come on, guys! No one in this family ever willingly lets me do experiments on them!"
"LISA! SHE'S A BABY!" Lincoln shouted as Lisa pulled out a lollipop.
"I was going to give her a sucker afterward." Lila says dryly as Kira and Lincoln facepalmed and glared at her sternly just as the other Six Loud Siblings gathered in a line as Lincoln dragged Lisa in.
"Look, everyone, just stay away from Lily! She's my little Lincoln!"
"Uuuuh..." Kira, Lori, Leni, Luan, Lynn, Lucy, Luke, and Lisa says while pointing ahead as Lincoln turned his head and was shocked to see that Lily had disappeared again with Lisa's equipment set still switched on. "Damn it!" Lincoln cursed as the Gang then heard something outside and turned around to run out of the room as Kira and the others made their way into Luna/Luan's Shared Room as they all spotted Luna jamming her guitar with Lily on drums as this would usually be a cute scene...if it wasn't for the fact that Luna turned around and climbed up on her bunk bed s she grinned down at Lily.
"STAGE DIVE! WOO!" Luna yelled while diving off her bed as she falls right towards Lily, who has a bad feeling about this as, thankfully, she was saved by a glaring Kira and clenched fists tightly in anger as her white butterfly tattoo glowed brightly.
"KIRA BAXTER...FLYING TACKLE KICK!" Kira exclaimed while crouching down as she then jumped up into the air at high speeds and flew over to deliver a mighty kick across Luna's chest, causing her to grunt in pain as she was sent flying back and crashed down into the ground while Kira landed on the ground as she huffed a bit...before realizing that all of the Loud Sisters were giving her shocked/amazed looks as Lincoln and Luke gestured at her to make up an excuse. "...Uh...you like that? Mom sends me to gymnastics class...and self defense classes." Kira says with an awkward laugh as the Loud Sisters stared at her oddly before getting distracted by the fact that Lily had disappeared from sight yet again.
"Where's Lily?!" Kira, Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Lucy, Luke, and Lisa shouted in unison as they then heard noises outside and the Gang ran out as they made their way into the Twin's Shared Room and spotted Lily having a tea party with Lola and Lana.
"More tea, Lady Lillington?" A smiling Lola says while holding out a teacup as Lila, who was wearing a tiara, shakes her head and reached up to grab onto her tiara as she took it off, and Lana scoffed while holding onto her Pet Izzy.
"She doesn't wanna have a dumb tea party! She wants to play with Izzy!" Lana screamed while placing Izzy on Lily's head as Lola frowned and reached out to grab her Baby Sister's hand as she began pulling her with her Twin Sister doing the same thing.
"No, she doesn't!"
"Yes, she does!"
"No, she doesn't!"
"Yes, she does!" Lana yelled as a glaring Luna walked over to grab onto Lily, who looked like she was close to crying as Luna lifted her up into the air.
"Dudes, give her back! We were in the middle of a jam sesh!"
"She was my specimen!" Lisa says while jumping up to grab Lily.
"We were talking to Great-Grandma Harriet." Lucy says while appearing beside Lisa, who jumped in surprise and accidentally dropped Lily as Lucy was quick to grab Lily.
"We were playing with legos!" Luke yelled while reaching over to grab Lily as he lifted her up into the air.
"We were playing ball!" Lynn shouted while snatching Lily away.
"We were getting ready to take our show on the road!" Luan screamed as she reached over to grab Lily.
"We were gonna look at my magazines!" Leni exclaimed as she grabbed Lily.
"We were watching Dylan's date!" Lori says while seizing Lily as she held her up into the air as Lucy glared up at her.
"BT-dubs, Lori, Great-Grandma Harriet knows you regifted her brooch, and she's not happy about it." Lucy says sternly as Lori instantly looks regretful.
"GIVE US BACK LILY!" Lana and Lola screamed angrily as all of the Loud Siblings immediately began fighting over Lily until Lincoln and Kira comes in to grab her as they were about to try and sneak away, only for the Loud Siblings to stop fighting as they all glared at the Duo.
"WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING, LOVEBIRDS?!" The Loud Siblings exclaimed in unison as the Duo whirled around and ran forward as they tried to escape, only for Lori to suddenly appeared in front of them as she held out her leg and tripped a surprised Lincoln onto the ground as he accidentally lost his grip on Lily and she flew upwards as Lori reached out to grab onto her.
"I'll take that." Lori says with a smug grin as she was about to run off, but then-
"Oh, no you don't, Sister!" A glaring Kira yelled while reaching up to grab onto Lori's belt as she took it off, causing her shorts to fall down to expose her pink panties as Lori squealed in surprise and blushed heavily as she lets go of Lily and bends down to pull up her shorts while a laughing Kira grabbed Lily as she tried to take her to safety from her crazy ass family, but then yelped in pain as she crashes into Luan, who switched Lily out with Mr. Coconuts as she ran off.
"Whoops! Sorry, Dummy!" Luan yelled with a laugh while running downstairs but ended up being outsmarted by Leni as she snatched Lilly away and ran upstairs.
"Ha! Na-na-na, na-na-na!" Leni says tauntingly as Lisa, who was hiding inside Lynn/Lucy's Room as the Genius 4-year-old Girl pulled out a metal gauntlet and pressed a button on it as the metal fist stretched over to grab onto Lily and disappeared into the room with her Baby Sister. "WHAT THE-LILY'S INVISIBLE!" A shocked Leni exclaimed before hearing Lisa scream inside of the room as Lucy flew into the hallway in her Bat Form while holding onto Lily by her shorts with her feet claws.
"Boo." Lucy says to Leni dryly as her Older Sister screamed in fear and turned around to run away as Lucy grinned but then hissed in pain as Luke ran in and jumped up as he briefly fired a brief stream of fire that startled Lucy and forced her to let go of Lily as Luke grabbed her and landed on the ground as he tried to run away, only for Luna to intercept her as she tried to run away, only for Lori to cartwheel into the scene and snatched Lily in mid-air as, after mentally thanking her years of gymnastics and cheerleading practice, she landed on the ground and then grunted in pain as Lynn copied Kira's move from earlier and did a flying tackle kick that sends Lori crashing down into the ground as she snatched Lily in mid-air and laughed mockingly.
"Beep beep!" A grinning Lola shouted while driving in her princess car as she runs over a grunting Lynn and takes Lily from her as she tried to ride down the stairs, only for Lana to appear out of Lori/Leni's Shared Room as she tossed a bunch of jacks on the floor and causes a yelping Lola to have her tire blow out as her car was sent flying forward in slow motion and, while Lola crashes down into the ground with a pained moan, a smirking Lana was able to grab Lily in mid-air and tried to run away, only for the other Loud Siblings to catch up to her by blocking her path.
"Dang it..." Lana says dryly before all of the Loud Siblings began brawling with her as Lincoln ran over to join in with Kira watching them go in shock and horror as Starla popped out of her jacket.
"Alright, Kid, this has gone out of hand. We need to stop them." Starla says sternly as Kira nodded before the black-haired magical girl took a deep breath as Kira reared back her head, and then screamed.
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Kira screamed loudly with her face growing red as the Loud Siblings immediately stopped fighting and turned to her. "EVERYONE! DOWNSTAIRS! NOW!"
"But-,"
"NOW" Kira shouted angrily with her eyes flaming brightly and her hair also getting set on fire.
"Yes, mam!" A scared Lincoln yelled with a gulp, looking like he was about to piss his pants as we then fast forward in time, and we see all of the Loud Siblings sitting on their couches and chairs as a glaring Kira can be seen standing in front of them while holding onto a stick that she had grabbed outside and had Lily ride behind her in her baby carrier.
"Now, this is a talking stick! Only the person holding the talking stick can talk!" Kira screamed angrily before calming down as she turned to Lincoln with a sweet smile. "Now, Linky, how about you start?"
"Hey! No fair! She's playing favoritism!" Luna yelled before squealing in fear as Kira pointed her talking stick at her.
"YOU CAN ONLY SPEAK WHEN YOU ARE HOLDING THE STICK!" Kira screamed with a sharp glare before turning to Lincoln. "Now, Linky, can you explain to us why are you so obsessed with hanging out with Lily lately?" Kira asked while holding out her stick as Lincoln flinched in fear, mentally wondering why Kira being so angry was hot to him as he then composed himself and reached over to touch the stick as the white-haired boy rubbed the back of his head nervously.
"W-Well, I just want to hang out with my baby sister." Lincoln says awkwardly as Lynn scoffed and rolled her eyes.
"Oh, yeah, right-," Lynn says before yelping in surprise as Kira narrowed her eyes at her before turning back to Lincoln and gave him a blank glare.
"Lincoln, don't lie to me. Tell me the truth." Kira says as Lincoln shifted a bit awkwardly and looked away as he sighs heavily.
"Okay, look, maybe the reason why I started hanging out with Lily is because...I miss you."
"Wait, what?" A bewildered Kira asked as even the Loud Sisters were surprised by what he said.
"Yeah, I mean, ever since you became..." Lincoln says before flinching as he noticed that all of the Loud Sisters were staring at him and looked away awkwardly as the white-haired boy rubbed the back of his head anxiously. "I mean, ever since you got more new friends, we had been spending less time with each other and...I missed you a lot, so that's why I tried to have Lily became more like me, and I could have someone to hang out with."
"Awwww, Linky..." Kira says with a sympathetic tone while clutching her talking stick as she then composed herself and glanced over at the Loud Siblings. "A-Anyway, all of you, I have to know, where you all only hanging out with Lily because you had no one else to hang out with since none of you liked each other hobbies?" Kira asked as all of the Loud Siblings nodded, and the Magical Girl hummed in thought before turning to Lily as she held out her stick. "Lily, what do you think of all of this?" Kira asked as Lily reached out to grab the talking stick.
"Lily loves family but family being mean. No fun." Lily says with a pout and tears in her eyes as Lincoln and the Loud Siblings flinched in surprise at this and shared a guilty look.
"So, as you can all see, you guys all went overboard. Lincoln, I understand how you feel, and I feel bad for having you be lonely and stuff, but remember, I'm not the only friend that you have. There's Jordan, Clyde, Ronnie Anne, and Joshie. If you can't hang out with me, you can hang out with them, and if they are unavailable, you can hang out with your Siblings." Kira says as Lincoln held out his arm, and she was quick to hold out her stick as he grabbed it.
"But the thing is that I tried to hang out with my Siblings, but they all blew me off because none of them likes the stuff that I like."
"I see, so it seems that you Sisters need to be more nice to your Brother and try to spend time with him," Kira says as a glaring Lori scoffed and held out her hand as the Magical Girl held out her talking stick and the Oldest Loud Sibling reached over to grab it.
"So, you are saying that we are in the wrong and Lincon is in the right?"
"Oh, not at all." Kira says, surprising everyone as she glared at the Loud Family. "The only one that didn't do anything wrong is Lily. Lincoln, you were in the wrong to try and change Lily into becoming more like you. Luke, Girls? You guys were also in the wrong for trying to do the same thing but for also nearly injuring Lily in the process." Kira says while glaring at Lynn, Lisa, and Luna sternly as they looked down guiltily. "Now, there is an easy way to fix this. If you guys want to hang out with Lily, you have to make sure that she is both happy and safe. Not to mention that Lily is her own person, even if she is a baby. If she want to do something else, you need to allow her to do it."
"...Kira's right," Lincoln says while standing up from his chair with the others doing the same thing as they all walked over to Kira and Lily. "Lily, we're sorry. We have been acting really selfish lately and not caring about how you feel."
"But that will change now." Lori says firmly as Luna nodded.
"Yeah, little dudette, we will now take your feelings into consideration whenever we want to hang out with you."
"And learn to share." Luan added.
"So, let's hang out together properly, Lily. What do you want to do?" Lynn asked as Lily perked up and pointed over at the TV.
"Sesame Street!"
"Ugh, really? That...sounds great!" Lynn says with a fake smile after Kira gave her a warning glare as all of the Loud Siblings went over to sit back down on the couch, and their chairs as Kira, Lincoln, and Lily were about to follow after them but stopped as someone began knocking on the door harshly.
"LINKY! YOUR FUTURE BRIDE IS HERE! OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR!" Alexandra's voice rang out as Lincoln looked confused while Kira growled angrily as she narrowed her eyes.
"What the hell? Why the heck is Alexandra here?" Lincoln asked with a raised eyebrow as Kira fumed.
"Grrr, that stupid cunt threw water ballons at me earlier today and is trying once again to ask you out to try and kiss you..." Kira says before trailing off as an idea popped into her head, and a mischievous grin appeared on her face as she chuckled evilly. "...wait...in fact...let her kiss you."
"What?! Why!?" A disgusted Lincoln asked as Kira said nothing but turned around to run into the Kitchen as she returned back a few seconds later with a peanut butter and sauerkraut in her hand as Lincoln perked up. "Ohhhhhhh, I understand what your plan is, and I approve." Lincoln says with a cocky smirk as he reached over to grab his favorite sandwich and ate it as Kira and Lily were quick to hide from view as the white-haired boy turned around and walked over to open the door as an impatient Alexandra can be seen standing in front of him.
"Hey, Linky Poo! So, today I was thinking that we go to the Water Park that Jaseer made for me, and you can even cover me with sun lotion and-,"
"Hey, Alexandra, want to make out?"
"HELL YEAH!" An excited Alexandra yelled, not even mad at Lincoln interrupting her as she then went over to close the door briefly and took out a couple of breath mints as Alexandra chugged them down her throat and snapped her fingers as Jaseer pulled out a mirror, and the Rich Girl began checking her hair while quickly reapplying her makeup as she then snapped her fingers again and Jaseer left as Alexandra then placed her hand on her hip and struct what she believes was a sexy look as Jaseer used his magic to open the door. "I'm ready, Linky Poo~," Alexandra says while batting her eyelashes at Lincoln, who mentally gagged but closed his eyes as he leaned forward with an admittedly nervous and excited Alexandra doing the same as she trembled a bit before going in to kiss him on the mouth as they stayed still for a few seconds...but then a green-faced Alexandra squealed in disgust as she separated from Lincoln and whirled around as she puked on the grass.
"GARGH! WHAT THE FUCK, LINCOLN?! WHY DID YOUR BREATH SMELL SO BAD!?" An angry and shocked Alexandra asked while turning to Lincoln, who merely stepped to the side to reveal a grinning Kira, who waved at her cheekily while holding up another peanut butter and sauerkraut sandwich as Alexandra gaped in disbelief before growing furious as she pointed at her. "I KNEW IT! I KNEW MY FUTURE HUSBAND WON'T BE A BAD KISSER! YOU FORCED HIM TO EAT THAT DISGUSTING SANDWICH TO GIVE HIM BAD BREATH! OOOH, I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE ON YOU, BAXTER! JUST YOU WAIT!" Alexandra screamed with a huff while turning around to run away as she told Jaseer to wish up gallons of mouthwash.
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand...VICTORY POSE!" Kira, a hidden Starla, Lincoln, and Lily all cheered while sharing a fist bump before turning around to walk into the Loud House as Kira quickly handed Lily her blanket, which caused her to perk and smiled widely as she grabbed it and hugged her blankie tightly as Lincoln proceeds to shut the door behind them.
And, done. I hope you guys enjoyed the chapter, and I can't wait to write the next chapter. Also, yeah, I decided to exclude the stuff about Clyde dressing up as a baby because, to be honest, this whole B-Sub Plot with Clyde was ridiculous and weird. Clyde is acting way too clingy and is angry that Lincoln is hanging out with his sisters. Like, come on, man, you are jealous of a freaking baby and even dressed up as one. Compose yourself and have some dignity for yourself, Clyde. Geez...
Anyway, as always, I will catch you all next time.
