Denji
Intros
Denji
1st
Denji A: Don't trust Makima.
Denji B: Why not, dude? She's freaking hot.
2nd
Denji A: How am I this freaking weak?
Denji B: Maybe because people don't fear me.
3rd
Denji B: Wait, you're still yakuza?
Denji A: Still? I'm leading the damn thing.
4th
Denji B: So much for living a normal life.
Denji A: And dying a normal death.
5th
Denji B: Hold on. You ATE Makima!?
Denji A: Yup! And she tasted good!
Ashrah
1st
Denji: You know, for a demon, you're pretty hot.
Ashrah: I am not interested.
2nd
Denji: I was a devil hunter too.
Ashrah: What caused you to resign?
3rd
Ashrah: How long do you intend to follow me?
Denji: Until I know if you eat people or not.
4th
Ashrah: To think there is one more vulgar than Johnny Cage.
Denji: Thanks! I think.
Baraka
1st
Denji: The fuck kind of devil are you?
Baraka: Do you mock my infliction?!
2nd
Denji: Pretty sure my arms beat yours.
Baraka: But you can't match my skill.
3rd
Baraka: You are not scared of my disease?
Denji: Just need some blood, and I'm good as new.
4th
Baraka: You are not human!
Denji: No shit. You can thank Pochita for that.
Conan
1st
Denji: Come on, you've got a harem, don't you?
Conan: My bed is never empty.
2nd
Denji: Holy shit! You are ripped.
Conan: And you are soft and weak.
3rd
Conan: Civilized men are soft. Barbarism will always triumph.
Denji: Ypu don't know shit about me, do you?
4th
Conan: A demon? In human form?
Denji: Yeah, it's a fucked up story.
Cyrax
1st
Denji: Pretty sure my chainsaws can cut through that armor.
Cyrax: Be my guest. It'll be your last.
2nd
Denji: That's some kinda armor you got.
Cyrax: And you're today's test subject.
3rd
Cyrax: Your offer was unwelcome and insulting.
Denji: Hey, I said I was sorry, didn't I?
4th
Cyrax: You cannot match my skill and speed.
Denji: Don't have to. Just need to cut you in half.
Ermac
1st
Denji: Dude, you just moved shit with your mind!
Ermac: And now witness your death.
2nd
Denji: Wait, what kind of devil are you?
Ermac: We are a construct, not a devil.
3rd
Ermac: Two souls in one body.
Denji: You can see Pochita?
4th
Ermac: The collective does not need your soul.
Denji: Good, I'm using it right now.
5th
Denji: So you have a bunch of dudes and chicks in you?
Ermac: Your vulgar attitude disgusts us.
General Shao
1st
Denji: Goddamn, you are big.
General Shao: The better to crush you with, Earthrealmer.
2nd
Denji: I'm gonna take that axe and slice your balls with it!
General Shao: And I will use your saws to sharpen my weapons!
3rd
General Shao: I could use a soldier like you.
Denji: I'm done fighting for other people.
4th
General Shao: Human or devil, you are no match for me.
Denji: You sure about that?
Geras
1st
Denji: So was my life always going to be like this?
Geras: You are the sum of your choices.
2nd
Denji: Did you know Makima was going to die?
Geras: Unfortunately, her fate was unavoidable.
3rd
Geras: You are destined for great things.
Denji: Sure doesn't feel like it some times.
4th
Geras: Will you become your world's guardian or destroyer?
Denji: Don't really care as long as I get some tits.
Ghostface
1st
Denji: A knife? Against me?
Ghostface: The plot twist is coming.
2nd
Denji: You're a freak of nature!
Ghostface: Says the man who's half devil.
3rd
Denji: You know, scary movies are bullshit.
Ghostface: That's because you haven't seen mine yet.
4th
Ghostface: How do I make a deal with a devil?
Denji: Why the fuck would I tell you that?
Havik
1st
Denji: Dude, you have got to chill out.
Havik: Not until my people are freed!
2nd
Denji: Holy fuck! Your face looks like shit!
Havik: How dare you mock me, devil!
3rd
Havik: You must free yourself from Makima's grasp.
Denji: Why the hell would I do that? She saved my life.
4th
Havik: You're another dog on the side of oppression.
Denji: I got a bed, food and Makima. I'll be her dog if she wants!
Homelander
1st
Denji: And I thought devils were evil. But you-
Homelander: Are a living god.
2nd
Denji: Fuck me! You broke my blades!
Homelander: Oh, I plan on breaking a LOT more.
3rd
Homelander: Don't be an idiot. You can't take me.
Denji: Then I might as well do down swinging.
4th
Homelander: What makes you think you can beat me?
Denji: Cause it's nuts or nothing with me.
5th
Homelander: Slime like you should have stayed in the gutter.
Denji: I'm going to rip you apart for that.
Johnny Cage
1st
Denji: So, about your ex-
Johnny: Trust me, she wouldn't be interested in you.
2nd
Denji: If I fight a dude, it's nuts or nothing.
Johnny: Because a nut punch wins every time.
3rd
Johnny: Dude, you have serial killer vibes down.
Denji: I'm not here to be a movie star.
4th
Johnny: Trust me, bro. Do this comic deal and you'll have ALL the ladies to yourself.
Denji: Shit, seriously!? Fuck it, sign me up!
Kenshi
1st
Denji: You ex-yakuza too?
Kenshi: And now, I rebuild my clan.
2nd
Denji: I do not like katanas.
Kenshi: What's wrong? Bad memories.
3rd
Kenshi: How did you get mixed up with the Yakuza?
Denji: My dad owed debts from them.
4th
Kenshi: Sento's unsettled by you.
Denji: Me or Pochita?
Kitana
1st
Denji: What would it take for you to-
Kitana: Nothing in all of existence.
2nd
Denji: Can't say that I've fought royalty before.
Kitana: Just hope that it is not the last time.
3rd
Denji: Holy shit, you got a body!
Kitana: Even Cage has more manners than you.
4th
Kitana: I will not be a 'booty call.'
Denji: One date. That's all I want.
5th
Kitana: And I thought Cage was relentless.
Denji: Why? What did he try?
Kung Lao
1st
Denji: The hat doesn't scare me.
Kung Lao: Then you truly are a fool.
2nd
Denji: That hat isn't sharper than my chainsaw.
Kung Lao: Care to wager on that?
3rd
Kung Lao: Chainsaws? Like in that lame movie Cage showed us?
Denji: Dude, that was a classic.
4th
Kung Lao: After this, they'll add 'devil slayer' to my title.
Denji: Hahaha. I'm gonna stomp on your balls!
Li Mei
1st
Denji: Wow, you are nothing like Makima.
Li Mei: I will take that as a complement.
2nd
Denji: Devil Hunters kinda function like police too.
Li Mei: In what way, Earthrealmer?
3rd
Li Mei: The women of Outworld are complaining about you.
Denji: What? Is it my breath?
4th
Li Mei: I warned you not to sell your body parts.
Denji: How else am I gonna get money for a lap dance!?
Liu Kang
1st
Denji: Wait, I'm fighting a freaking god?
Liu Kang: Try not to be scared, Denji.
2nd
Denji: If I kill you, then Makima'll give me a reward.
Liu Kang: She is not to be trusted, my friend.
3rd
Liu Kang: Had I found you sooner, you would not have become Makima's slave.
Denji: Yeah... fuck you, Liu Kang!
4th
Liu Kang: You world is not part of my design.
Denji: So I can't blame you, who is responsible for my life?
Mileena
1st
Denji: Any chance you and Tanya would-
Mileena: Not in the slightest, Earthrealmer.
2nd
Denji: Holy fuck! And I thought Power had sharp teeth.
Mileena: How dare you insult me, Earthrealmer!
3rd
Mileena: I'll eat you until there's nothing left!
Denji: Oh shit. Are we gonna bang!?
4th
Mileena: Your face? You also have Tarkat?
Denji: What is that? Is something on my face?
Nitara
1st
Denji: Wait, are you that bat who tried to eat me?
Nitara: What are you babbling about, human?
2nd
Denji: Every woman I meet always wants to kill me.
Nitara: I'll make sure I get that job done.
3rd
Nitara: Your blood is enticing.
Denji: I bet you taste even better.
4th
Nitara: You are the most repulsive, vulgar-
Denji: Says the Power rip-off.
Noob Saibot
1st
Denji: Okay, now you're definitely a devil.
Noob: If so, the last you will ever see.
2nd
Denji: You got cut up by me and-
Noob: I have no blood for you to drink.
3rd
Noob: Why is my shadow shaking in fear?
Denji: Guess no one told you about the Shadow Devil.
4th
Noob: You face the perfect warrior.
Denji: More like the perfect douche bag.
Omni-Man
1st
Denji: Can't decide who's worse: you or Makima?
Omni-Man: None can stand against a Viltramite.
2nd
Denji: You might be worse than the devils I've seen.
Omni-Man: Care to go join them?
3rd
Omni-Man: Why can I hear a chainsaw?
Denji: You're about to find out.
4th
Omni-Man: Great. Another devil.
Denji: Sheesh. Not all of us are the same, asshole.
Peacemaker
1st
Denji: Did you steal my stash!?
Peacemaker: What? Those mags are safe with me.
2nd
Denji: What's with the shitty getup?
Peacemaker: This is what a real hero looks like, asshole!
3rd
Peacemaker: Tell me there's an eagle devil with guns.
Denji: How the fuck should I know?
4th
Peacemaker: Wait, you're a half demon?
Denji: Something like that.
Pennywise
1st
Denji: You know, I used to love clowns.
Pennywise: And now, little Denji?
2nd
Denji: What did you do with my friends?
Pennywise: Just showed them how to float.
3rd
Pennywise: Stay away from me, dog!
Denji: Wait, you're scared of Pochita?
4th
Pennywise: Don't worry, little Denji. You'll see daddy soon.
Denji: Good. I've been meaning to kick his ass for leaving his debt to me.
Quan Chi
1st
Denji: Throw whatever demons you want at me.
Quan Chi: I will so enjoy killing you.
2nd
Denji: Are your balls a pale as the rest of you?
Quan Chi: A bizarre last thought to have.
3rd
Quan Chi: I cannot wait to study you.
Denji: Kiss my ass, you imp.
4th
Quan Chi: I will make your death quick and painless.
Denji: You really are a nice guy, aren't you?
Raiden
1st
Denji: You fuse with a Storm Devil or something?
Raiden: My power comes from the Elder Gods.
2nd
Denji: Just beat your pal with the hat back there.
Raiden: Did you bruise his body or his ego?
3rd
Raiden: Your… proclivities cause concern.
Denji: Shit, someone found my stash?
4th
Raiden: The first rule to remember is humility.
Denji: Humi-what? I'm just gonna rip you to pieces!
Rain
1st
Denji: You wiped out an entire city?
Rain: And now, I must live with it.
2nd
Denji: I'm gonna rip you in half.
Rain: You'd have better luck swimming against the current.
3rd
Rain: Devils exist in your world?
Denji: I'm living proof. Nothing is impossible.
4th
Rain: I drained your blood! How do you live!?
Denji: That cut of yours is all I need, asshole.
Reiko
1st
Denji: What is your problem?
Reiko: You, Earthrealmer.
2nd
Denji: Wait, I know you! You're that 'this is Sparta' guy!
Reiko: What is Sparta?
3rd
Reiko: Such a power wasted on a fool.
Denji: Yeah? This fool cut down the Katana Devil.
4th
Reiko: The General wishes to talk.
Denji: Not interested.
5th
Reiko: Do you have a death wish, Earthrealmer?
Denji: If you're planning to kill me, do it. I'm dead anyway.
Reptile
1st
Denji: I wish I could turn invisible.
Reptile: So you could run from this fight?
2nd
Denji: I've seen some ugly devils, but you take the cake.
Reptile: I am a Zaterran. Not a devil.
3rd
Reptile: Do people fear you for your transformation?
Denji: You kidding? They love me!
4th
Reptile: You can shapeshift as well?
Denji: Not in the way that you can.
Scorpion
1st
Denji: I've been double crossed too.
Scorpion: Was it by your family as well?
2nd
Denji: Your fire with my chainsaws. Imagine how kickass that'd be.
Scorpion: I'd rather avoid causing unnecessary damage.
3rd
Scorpion: I would appreciate it if you didn't leer at my wife.
Denji: She's hot, dude. Good job.
4th
Scorpion: You seem disappointed.
Denji: I was hoping you'd be an actual Scorpion.
Sektor
1st
Denji: You know, you're pretty hot.
Sektor: I'll show you how hot I can get.
2nd
Denji: I'll pop you right out of that tin can.
Sektor: You won't even leave a scratch.
3rd
Sektor: My armor will destroy you.
Denji: Try it. I'll carve right through you.
4th
Sektor: A chainsaw? Against my armor?
Denji: If I can carve up Devils, your suit is nothing.
Sindel
1st
Denji: Could you not scream so loud? It hurts my ears.
Sindel: You do not command me.
2nd
Denji: Should I take a little off the top?
Sindel: Are you referring to my hair, Earthrealmer?
3rd
Sindel: Would you not flirt with me?
Denji: I don't mess with married women.
4th
Sindel: Didn't you flirt with my daughters?
Denji: No risk, no reward.
Shang Tsung
1st
Denji: You and Makima would be best friends.
Shang Tsung: Is that compliment?
2nd
Denji: I know a snake when I smell one.
Shang Tsung: You must be referring to my new pets.
3rd
Shang Tsung: Just one drop, and I could-
Denji: Never gonna happen, creep.
4th
Shang Tsung: I have a few experiments to conduct on you.
Denji: What kind of sick freak are you?
Smoke
1st
Denji: Whoa, are you a ninja?
Smoke: Wasn't that obvious?
2nd
Denji: Turning to smoke sounds boring.
Smoke: I'd prefer that over chainsaw arms.
3rd
Smoke: Your transformation… it scares me.
Denji: A lot of people say that.
4th
Smoke: Maybe you should join the Shirai Ryu.
Denji: Tempting, but I'll pass.
Sub-Zero
1st
Denji: You double crossing-
Sub-Zero: I did what was best for my clan.
2nd
Denji: I'm gonna chop you down into ice cubes.
Sub-Zero: Your blades will chip before that happens, fool.
3rd
Sub-Zero: You're nothing but a wild animal.
Denji: And you're about to lose your family jewels!
4th
Sub Zero: You let your potential go to waste.
Denji: I'm guessing you would be the authority on that.
Tanya
1st
Denji: You kinda remind me of Power.
Tanya: Is she a great warrior?
2nd
Denji: You, me and Mileena-
Tanya: Neither of us would ever procreate with you.
3rd
Tanya: How could anyone stand you?
Denji: Ask Aki. He has to deal with me and Power.
4th
Tanya: Keep your lecherous eyes off Mileena.
Denji: Shouldn't you call her Empress?
Takeda
1st
Denji: Ex-Yakuza too?
Takeda: What did they have you hunt?
2nd
Denji: I can see why you and Kenshi are cousins.
Takeda: But unlike him, I'm better.
3rd
Takeda: Chainsaw arms or whip blades…
Denji: Let's see who's sharper.
4th
Takeda: Wait! You can turn into a chainsaw demon?!
Denji: Damn right! Pretty cool, huh?
Trevor Belmont
1st
Denji: You're a devil hunter like me?
Trevor: I'm the bloke that killed Dracula.
2nd
Denji: Wanna get drunk and hit the town?
Trevor: Sypha would kill me.
3rd
Trevor: Pretty sure salt won't work on you.
Denji: Do I look like a snail at all?
4th
Trevor: Wait, you're part demon?
Denji: Get ready for a closer look.
Intro Motions
Pushed Back: Denji is pushed back the opponent, sliding to a stop. Throwing his small blood hammer to the side in annoyance, he pulls the ripcord on his chest before transforming into his hybrid form.
Aggressor: Denji transforms into Chainsaw Man and slashes the opponent with his arm. After the opponent does their entrance, it goes back to the Devil Hunter, who roars and snarls back before the fight starts.
Victory Pose
Denji roars to the sky as Power walks forward, her hands in her hair. He stops and looks at the screen, the blades still turning.
Fatalities
Hunter's Word (Ashrah)
Denji revs his saw-blades before rushing forward, slashing the demonic left arm off before turning around, do the same with the right. Crouching down, he zooms past her before a single line of blood appears down the middle of her body. Ashrah falls apart as Power walks up to the kneeling hybrid, a chainsaw in his leg.
Dog Food (Havik)
Denji stabs into Havik and starts ripping into the guts. He pulls out and stabs vertically into the chest before carving the face in half. Denji rips out and the chaosmaker gasps and gags before Chainsaw Man bites into his neck and kicks the mangled body away. Power walks up as Denji holds the severed head in his mouth.
Kameo Fatality
Power
Praise Me (Kitana)
Denji steps to the side and lets the Blood Fiend walk forward. Holding out her hand, a massive mallet of blood forms before she jumps to the sky. Spinning once, she screams as Kitana looks up just in time for the hammer to crush her. Pulling it off the bloody remains of the princess, Power slings it over her shoulder as Denji walks forward.
Animality
Dog's Dinner (Geras)
Denji's saws rev as he transforms into Pochita, the saw blade spinning violently. He runs towards the victim and cuts off the first leg before jumping back and forth, each one severing a limb. The torso and the head fall to the ground intact as Pochita walks over and sniffs the body. With a flash of teeth, he grabs the victim and begins to devour it torso first. With a final chomp, he swallows the head before turning to the screen and licking it.
Fatal Blow
Debt Free (Ermac)
Denji roars as Power appears next to him. Denji slashes upwards and knocks the collective into the air. Power jumps up and waves her hand, a rain of blood arrows peppering the foe. One final lance hits the neck and punctures the vein before Power crashes him to the ground. Denji rushed forward and extended his blades, stabbing into the vessel. Ermac screamed as he was pulled in close enough for Denji to carve into the skull with his blade, cutting it in half before kicking him away.
Ending
'Shows Denji walking down an Earthrealm street, papers flying in the wind.' "Talk about crazy: one minute I'm out drinking the night away, the next thing I know I'm in a different universe. And as much as I wanna stick around, I had to get home." 'The screen changes to show Denji hanging off Geras' throne as timelines hover around the two.'
"Course, that's easier said than done. There's like a bazillion different timelines now, and not all of them are friendly." 'Red eyes per out of various windows before hands reach out.'
'A chainsaw revs and cuts a hand off as Geras and a transformed Denji are shown battling evil variants of friends.' "So I gotta clean up a few messes along the way home. If anything, this is gonna make me even more famous. And more fame means more bitches. Fuck yeah!"
Probably the most requested character I got for the last collection, only reason I didn't added Denji in was because by the time Chainsaw Man came out, I had already announced the hybrid pack. Still, lot of fun to write and the show should be returning soon, if I remember correctly. We stick with the Devil theme for next month so I'll see you all then.
Beta read by The 3rd Dragneel