So….The reason I've been gone so long is because I took a break during Christmas and decided to come back full swing in the new year also been playing Mario and Luigi Brothership if you miss Mario RPG's with a great Story, I recommend picking this up! You don't have to buy your special attacks either!
Also check out my Angst to Comfort Bingo that should have it's first chapter out now!
I own nothing except the stuff I made up
One Night at Albearta's
"Purple! Donnie!" came his father's voice. Donnie groaned his eye lids finally fluttering open. He saw Splinter ahead of him. And Donnie immediately felt himself unable to move and his dad and everyone else they were with except Shelldon all tied to chairs. "WHAT THE FU-"
"Language!" Splinter scolded.
"Alright what the hell." Donnie muttered.
"That is not much better!" Splinter scolded again. "But we at least found Priscilla!" He said tilting his head to his left with Bullhop on his right next to Donnie.
"But Shelldon is missing! Where'd he go!?" Donnie barked "And my battle shell and phone!?"
"No idea they were gone when we woke up! So were our weapons." Shinji replied from the left of Donnie with Leatherhead to his right sadly "And I don't even know where we are."
"I do!" Bullhop suddenly chimed in. "We're in Albearta's Sweet and Savory."
"Really? Then why though?" Shinji hummed thinking and analyzing the place.
"Ughh! I hate this! The place perfectly captures the foul combination of Raph's cheese under the bottom of his shell stank and Papah's wet fur stank!" Donnie groaned. "No offense!" he said to his father quickly.
"Oh no I agree with you." Splinter replied before letting out a small sound of disgust himself.
"The missing Pizza People are here too!" Priscilla said to them. "Look around ya!"
Donnie did so and indeed saw many fearful but sick-looking individuals with Pizza logos on their shirts and hats.
"I see our newest guests to Sweet and Savory are finally awake!" shouted Albearta's voice. Everyone looked up to see the three of Albearta, Albearto and Baxter on what was clearly made by the latter's flying platform.
"You're magnetic coils need to be changed." Donnie criticized.
"I can do that later! Regardless we can commence our plan to revitalize this restaurant and my Youtube Channel! We've already taken their wallets and their phones to make them subscribe! Then they will be served the food and watch my videos TWENTY-FOUR HOURS A DAY! AND SEVEN DAYS A WEEK!"
"Wait so that's your plan then! Force people to eat tha food here and watch all tha Youtube Videos ya made over and over again?" Priscilla asked with an arched eyebrow.
Baxter shrugged. "Hey, it worked for Teen Titans Go." He replied.
"But the Food here tastes worse then literal crap! I don't even know how that's possible!" Priscilla argued as a few brave hostages nodded in agreement.
"I actually got really bad food poising here once as a kid!" Bullhop added. Albearta suddenly gave the Bull mutant strong focus. She seemed to be vibrating as she scanned him. She gasped.
"YOU!" She snarled. "YOU'RE THE ONE THAT GOT MY RESTURAUNT SHUT DOWN!"
"Well, it's not like I meant too but-" Bull Hop deadpanned as Albearta jumped down right in front of him causing enough force to make even him, fly up in his seat a little. Her eyes glowing a bright red. Wanda rushed over to him rapidly, the rage radiating from the hissing of her gears as she let out a low growl at him.
"FOR CLOSING DOWN MY RESTURAUNT, I'M GOING TO TURN YOU INTO THE MAIN COURSE!" Albearta snarled hatefully. Bullhop began screaming in sheer terror.
"Yes, because the poorly prepared and unsanitary food had nothing to do with that. He deadpanned sarcastically." Donnie huffed.
"Donnie!" He suddenly heard Leatherhead hiss. He tried to ignore him, but the crocodile mutant kept persisting until Donnie finally leaned over.
"Listen I've met Baxter before! He's not above stealing parts abandoned or otherwise. He might breakdown Shelldon for parts!" Leatherhead hissed. "Let me help you escape."
"How about I don't do that! And figure out how to get out faster!" Donnie replied.
"Your powers are too obvious!" Leatherhead snapped. "Please! I can chew the tape around you!"
"I will not!" Donnie hissed at him as Bull Hop screamed and kicked being taken back to the kitchen.
"Come on!" Leatherhead groaned. "Everyone trusts me now!"
"I trusted you all first! I felt a kinship with all of you! Then you stole my tech to break into Nakamura there is no getting that back!" Donnie snarled. "I wanted to be a part of something in that school! Outside of my immediate family and you jackasses took that away!"
Leatherhead sighed "I know….I and I know Shelldon feels the same way! I want to make it up to you guys. Please let me help you save Shelldon!" he begged.
Donnie's face softened a little looking a bit conflicted now. "I…"
"Oi! Ya might want to hurry up! I've been usin' my dream mist to keep your little Hashout a secret and they'll be back any minute! And I can only hold it for so long and Bull Hop's not exactly good for time either!" Priscilla said to them.
"Donatello. If Cassandra can change? Surely Leatherhead can too?" Splinter suggested.
Donnie sighed. "Fine! But we've gotta act fast there's fluxuation in the air around us! Which might suggest…."
"It's being Harnessed" Shinji muttered. "When an illusion's power source is drained it causes distortions in the false reality."
"That little bugger! What's he doing with my Dream Mist!?" Priscilla growled.
"Probably trying to give his videos some flare! Seriously kid's relentless about trying to go viral." Leatherhead sighed.
"If we're going to do this! We need to combine our tech! I can make a computer and Hologram projector how fast can you program it and the AI?"
"Easy!" Leatherhead said smirking as he began biting through Donnie's tape before making a rip in his own that Donnie quickly helped him cut out of before instantly creating the projectors and computer which they were plugged into as Leatherhead with his tail helping him to type began writing a program with Donnie as they worked to program their individual AI and Leatherhead the timing and functions.
"I helped write a lot of Tempestra's program. So, writing something based on myself should be easy!"
"Yes but it'll never reach true perfection sadly." Donnie boasted.
"Right…." Leatherhead deadpanned. "Done! Okay let's place them and hide!"
"Remember your training Purple stick to the Shadows." Splinter hissed to him. "And that does not mean carry around a plant!"
Immediately the two reptile boys dove under one of the empty tables listening from within as Priscilla finally let her powers up!
"Uhggg! So much for that! Bloody hell!" She groaned.
"Don't worry! You'll make a lovely contribution to my youtube! Especially since I made you subscribe!" Baxter replied chipperly.
"I didn't agree to that you Ninny!" Priscilla snapped as the boys sneaked over to the back rooms of the restaurant. Once inside Donnie quickly pulled up a computer screen while tapping the buttons rapidly.
"My powers should lock on to Shelldon, my battle shell and my phone. Genius Tech mind you." Donnie replied. "Note to future self-make two more phones."
"You made your family's phones?! That's impressive even Kendra can't do that!" Leatherhead gasped.
"As Well as Krysta's Cassandra's and the Sacred Guard's." Donnie replied. "Done! But I can't find Shelldon! He's not showing up!"
"Maybe his signal's being blocked." Leatherhead suggested as Donnie rushed off to the location of his battle shell and phone.
"I can use the phone to call him!" Donnie replied, looking nervously at his mystic screen. This wasn't just his magnus opium. Leatherhead could tell Shelldon meant far more to him than that. The idea that Kendra was willing to risk him getting smashed for the Shadow Generator and it would still be a win if he had been smashed then tried to wreck and copy him made Leatherhead sick to his stomach as he felt himself running like a Jesus lizard he saw at the zoo to keep up with Donnie.
Bursting into the abandoned break room the two found, Leatherhead's laptop. Donnie's phone, his battle shell Mystic Tech-Bo, Byakko which Leatherhead made note to grab. And fortunately for the moment at least Shelldon in the corner his eyes off. Donnie immediately ran a diagnostic on him with his goggles as Leatherhead nervously came over.
"Donnie?" Leatherhead asked gently.
"It's alright he's a forced shut down. I just have to turn it off." Donnie replied as he found the wires keeping Shelldon off and it's computer once he had shut down that process Shelldon yelped and sprung to life.
"REVENGE GUAC! BOOYAKASHA!" he shouted thrashing around wildly and looking around.
"Donnie?" the little Robot asked when he noticed him. Then Leatherhead. "Scoff! What's he doing here?"
"He helped me get here and we're here to rescue you!" Donnie explained quickly.
"Seriously!?" Shelldon gasped.
"We'll talk later! For now, we're working together to free the others and rescue Bull Hop from not only being a victim of cannibalism (partly) but also being poorly prepared!" Donnie instructed.
"Dude, I have no idea what's going on!" Shelldon grumbled.
"We'll explain on the way!" Leatherhead promised as they took off towards the kitchen. They found another door to poke their heads in.
They saw Bullhop with an apple in his mouth looking terrified as the rest of the animatronics such as chief Kielbasa a Kielbasa with an Aboriginal headress and Tom Ato the Tomato the boy version of Cherri Tomato which was a tomato with a baseball cap, worked on preparing him.
"Isn't the apple thing pigs?" Leatherhead asked.
"Probably too much of a screamer." Shelldon suggested as a shadow came up behind them the second it tapped on Donnie and Leatherhead's shoulder both yelped turning as Donnie pulled out his Tech Bo and pointed it at the stranger. Leatherhead, trying to use Byakko anyway he could.
"Whoa, whoa it's me!" Shinji promised
"Where'd you come from! We didn't free you!" Donnie hissed.
"Priscilla got into an argument with them. That gave me a chance to escape." Shinji replied. Suddenly he gagged and held his mouth. "What….what is that!?" he groaned as Shelldon looked up into the window.
"I think I saw that weird rotten lump of jelly going out. It had rawhide sticks sticking out of it?" Shelldon muttered quizzical before gasping. "Dudes! Bullhop is about to get cut open!"
They looked in the kitchen. Indeed, Chef Kielbasa was holding up a large butcher knife over Bull Hop's open chest. However, Donnie immediately smashed the door open. Making the two animatronics turn to them. Chief Kielbasa let out a Native American battle cry and charged with the large butcher knife as Shinji rushed in and twirled his spear after taking it effortlessly from Leatherhead's hands as he battled the chief he kicked it away quickly before using Byakko's power to slice him up like his name sake.
Meanwhile Tom-ato rushed at the others Shelldon flying over head to kick him in the top of his head and rocket punch him into Leatherhead who quickly swung his tail to make him fly into the kitchen island and spin towards Donnie who summoned a large rocket from his Tech-Bo.
"Fibonacci!" He shouted knocking the Tomato into the air before falling down onto the ground.
"So not radical!" he grumbled out as Shinji freed Bullhop.
"Ohhh thanks guys I thought I was a goner there." Bullhop sighed. "They were gonna make me into steak and kidney pie!"
There was suddenly screaming from back in the dinning room. As everyone turned to the sound.
"NOO! YOU'LL MAKE ME HATE POUTINE FOREVER!" Screamed Splinter.
"Nanaimo bar filling is not supposed to look like blue cheese!" shouted one of the hostages. When they rushed out to see several Albeartas including the main one and her brother trying to force feed Splinter, Priscilla and the rest of the hostages food.
But not just any food. The Poutine was as Shelldon described only Donnie could've sword he saw a maggot or two. And there was a bit of hair and snot on it. And it looked ancient.
The Nanaimo bars had fillings that looked like blue cheese. The bottoms were basically squares of mold while the chocolate tops were stale with white streaks on them with the occasional bit of mold. Everyone reviled at the site.
"AAHHHHGGGG!" screamed Leatherhead, Bullhop, Shinji and Shelldon.
"OH NO WHY!?" Donnie shrieked in horror. Bullhop suddenly got an idea.
"Stop the rest of them!" Bull Hop hissed before jumping out. "Hey Albear siblings!" he shouted catching the attention of the two who had been trying to force feed Splinter and Priscilla.
"I challenge you to a dance off!" he declared pulling off his biker suit to reveal a white shirt and jeans in his side. Priscilla gasped in surprise at how good he looked as the two looked at each other before nodding and jumping up and landing in the center of the room as Bellhop snorted out some air of determination as he went to meet him.
Both Albearta and Albearto took each other's hands ready to tango. "It's two." Albearta began.
"On one!" Albearto added.
Bullhop took his dancing pose. Glaring at them. "Bring it! First ones to fall lose!"
"It's a dance!" Albearto declared. Then he and Albearta began spinning with the later throwing the former out towards Bullhop but Bull hop dodged quickly with a spin before doing a few Dance, Dance revolution steps managed to separate the two and worked to keep them separated as Shelldon got to work using Mystic bowling balls to destroy the rest of the Albearta's.
However, Baxter came down on his hover platform. "You ready to get your little platform smashed?" Shelldon sneered.
"This isn't just a platform." Baxter sneered as he pressed a button on it. Immediately a bunch of parts flew around him as he jumped up then landed back into the platform now converted into a chair as the torso of his battle suit had a mouth like the shape of the ones, of the robots. That he had used to take control of the tank from Donnie. A protective glass dome appeared over Baxter as it made itself large flat spiked legs with two toes and four arms. Two which functioned like normal arms were clawed hands that flexed while the two on top of the shoulders were made of three red grabbing claws with a blaster in the center of them.
"EUUGHHHH BOY." Shelldon muttered as Donnie, Leatherhead and Shinji got to his side. When the large red orb on the tip of the torso lit up the torso roared at them as Baxter let out an evil laugh.
With Bull hop he had spun dancing and spinning towards Albearto trying to knock him down only for Albearta to grab him and spin him wildly and throw him up and down before passing Bull hop back to his brother. But Bullhop back flipped and did a little bit of a break dance kicking a few plates towards them only for Albearto to break dance them away.
Back with the Robot Baxter began shooting out lasers at the group that Donnie put up a shield for it blocking the blasts as Shinji jumped up from behind to slash at the arms. Only for Baxter to blast out an electric net from one of the top arm Shinji was aiming for which Shinji had to protect himself against with a crystal that wrapped the net around itself and grounded the electricity.
"BOOYAKASHA!" Shelldon shouted as he did a revolving kick at the legs that caused it to be knocked back as it stumbled. The mouth suddenly opened and went to chop Shelldon who quickly changed into his normal form and flew out of the way.
Back with Bullhop he was starting to stumble and was getting dizzy from the two spinning and prancing around as they were quickly knocking him around.
"He's losing!" Splinter gasped. Priscilla was quick to blast a bit of Dream Mist on her ropes, making them turn to smoke before doing the same for Splinter as she rushed over and as Bullhop began to fall back his arms windmilling in the air. However, Priscilla quickly rushed over and grabbed his hand before balancing him on the back of her other arm with a rose and a wink.
She quickly pulled him up as they began to spin and swerve spinning out of the way grabbing each of the bears and spinning rapidly before making them crash into each other.
Then the two did some free style as the two robots forwent dancing to charge at the two only for the two to each grab a robot and spun them around everyone holding hands before sending them spin of before striking a pose as the two robots were sent flying into the parking lot then exploding.
Splinter meanwhile jumped up towards the robot that was charging a cannon while using the rest of it's arms to fight off the other. His tail glowing blue as he whipped it a pale green light suddenly appeared slicing off the arm that had been charging.
"You've been portal chopped!" Splinter declared before laughing. "That's a fun one!"
However suddenly the robot suddenly made a new arm as Baxter smirked. "So, fun you could do it again! My robot has many arms!" he declared showing off a bunch as it now had about ten.
"Damn he's good!" Donnie growled. "We'll have to shut down the Robot."
"Then we can cut it open and get to the little brat!" Shelldon added.
"Shall we?" Leatherhead asked as he pointed out a control panel in the mouth.
"We'll cover you!" Shinji said he and Splinter stood side by side. As the two charged at Baxter's robot. Shinji jumped up its fist as it swung a punch, he sent crescents of winds at the glass that made Baxter freak and put up an extra shield that blocked him. But Shinji would just go on to stab one of the arms. As Splinter used a portal chop to cut off a couple of the arms before slamming the holes with a fiery slam of his foot melting the holes. There was a mechanical whirring loudly and grunting from Baxter.
"Come on! Come out!" He groaned.
The two got an idea from this as Shinji began cutting through the arms. And Splinter began melting the holes as Baxter began using what arms he could to blast at them the minute he put the shield down.
"STOP IT!" he shouted. Trying to grab them as Splinter used Ninjutsu to bat the arms away as Shinji blew them back and kept them from grabbing at the two.
Meanwhile Shelldon had hooked himself up while the three began hacking into the systems. Leatherhead leading the way through the firewalls thanks to his past with Baxter. Soon the three made their way in.
"Got it!" Leatherhead declared.
"Shelldon now!" Donnie said as he passed control to his drone and immediately the robot was shut down and fell back as Baxter screamed. He pulled himself out of the robot only to be grabbed by the collar by Shinji.
"What do we do with him?" Shinji asked as Baxter struggled to get away.
"Just have the police send him back to the US and let his parents know what he's been doing." Leatherhead growled crossing his arms.
"No…..one…" Came two voices. "Can beat our…..famous…" they suddenly saw that the two had somehow fused with each other and Bullhop's Scooter. "CUSTOMER SERVICE!" roared the metal amalgamation as it charged at them.
However, Shinji blasted it with a burst of powerful purple wind that sent them flying into the air. "Donnie!" he shouted.
Donnie nodded and sent up several mystic missiles that blew the two up.
"COOOOOOMMMEEEE BAAAAACCCKKKKK SOOOOOOOONNNN!" they shouted as they disappeared.
X X X
"Your parents are gonna be miffed!" said a Canadian Officer said as they put Baxter in cuffs in the car.
"YOU HAVEN'T HEARD THE LAST OF BAXTER STOCKBOOOOOIIII!" he screamed out for his foes to hear. As the group watched them go they suddenly saw Bull Hop and Priscilla dancing happily around in the moonlight.
"Looks like they hit it off." Shinji said leaning against the wall as everyone watched as Bullhop leaned Priscilla back Splinter got a flashback to him and Big Mama before suddenly remembering.
"I Love Frida but she was more like a doll to me….."
"Then what was I too you…." Splinter thought sadly.
"You alright Master Splinter?" Shinji asked.
"Yes, just an old wound. We must put our focus back on the Gothano and Future Boy's warning." Splinter replied as there was suddenly a ringing on Donnie's phone.
To be Continued…..