Red Warrior of Gravity Falls
Chapter 25 Manly Woman
By: Major144
Disclaimer: I don't own anything.
At the lair Kulan gave the newly named Pariah two new weapons. One was a dark sword that could shoot lightning and the other was a black whip with thorns on it that according to Pariah gave the user the power to control those who have been struck by the whip. Pariah liked the sound of that and looked forward to testing it on a specific someone.
Elsewhere, Dipper, Wendy in her Red Sonja form, Mabel, Soos, Ford, and Stan were walking through the woods to see the Manotaurs and recruit them to fight Kulan. They approached the mountains and were getting close to the Man Cave, when several Manotaurs leaped out of the bushes and vegetation and surrounded the group in a manly ambush. Luckily Chutzpar was among the group and immediately recognized Dipper and the others and ordered the other Manotaurs to lower their weapons.
"Greetings Dipper. What brings you here? Is this about the weirdness going around lately? We've been smelling trolls and other evil dark things lately." Said Chutzpar.
"It is. A dark wizard is trying to conquer the world and we need your help to stop him." Said Dipper.
"Say no more. You may no be as manly and macho as us, but we will help you and follow your lead." Said Chutzpar.
"I'm not the one leading the army against the wizard. She is." Said Dipper indicating Wendy.
The Manotaurs looked at Wendy and burst out laughing.
"You expect us to take orders from a woman and follow her into battle?" Asked one Manotaur with a big heart tattoo on his chest that said 'Mom'.
Wendy felt herself and Red Sonja get angry as they marched right up to the Manotaur and then she ripped off the tattoo making the Manotaur scream in pain before slapping the tattoo back on upside down making it spell Wow. The Manotaurs stopped laughing and stared at Wendy in shock.
"I'm just as manly as any one of you and I'll prove it. Bring on your challenges." Said Wendy.
"We are short on time, so can we have a short version of the 50 challenges you gave me." Said Dipper.
"Fine. We will give you four challenges. If your friend passes them. Then we shall help you." Said Chutzpar.
The first challenge was the Pain Hole. Wendy marched right up to the hole and stuck her hand in it. The Manotaurs expected to hear Wendy immediately scream in pain, but instead there was a loud scream that came from the Pain Hole itself, which made the Manotaurs gasp in shock as Wendy casually pulled her hand out.
Next up was a drinking contest. Wendy and a Manotaur named Gravelchugger were each given a large mug of ale to drink who ever finished their drink first would win. Both contestants began chugging and everyone watched in shock as Wendy managed to gulp down her drink with incredible speed outdoing Gravelchugger. Wendy finished her drink first wiped some foam off her mouth and let out a burp.
"Uuuuurrrrrppppp!"
Wendy just smirked with victory.
The next challenge was arm wrestling. Wendy faced off against a Manotaur named Hamhands. The two sat at a table grabbed each other's hands and began to push against each other as their muscles bulged with all their might. At first they seemed evenly matched then Wendy slammed Hamhands's hand to the ground.
Finally the last challenge was a wrestling match. Wendy faced off against a Manotaur named Butcherfist. The two fighters stared each other down and then Wendy turned her back to Butcherfist and undid the strap to her bikini top before turning to face the Manotaur with one arm covering her breasts.
"Come on big boy you know what you want to see." Said Wendy with a teasing smirk.
The Manotaur had hearts in his eyes and droll dripping from his mouth as his tongue hung out as he charged at Wendy with lust in his eyes. Wendy sidestepped the Manotaur and then kicked him hard in the groin area! Butcherfist let out a shriek as he fell to the ground grasping his wounded area.
"You're not worthy to see them." Said Wendy as she turned and put her top back on and gave Dipper a wink.
Dipper smiled and blushed.
"That is the most manly woman I have ever seen! We will gladly follow her into battle!" Said Chutzpar.
The Manotaurs and humans cheered and then the Manotaurs began to setup up a big feast for Wendy's victory.
To be continued