1. Cookie Clicker inspired (Naruto gets an offshoot of Foxbux that sells cookies)

2. Pajama Revolution

3. Explore the political ramifications of Naruto being the Uchiha's shiny new ward

4. A rare snowy day in Konoha leads to Naruto and his summons delighting in shoving snow down everyone's shirt

5. Gato having an aneurysm over the brat ignoring his stranglehold on Wave's economy

6. Naruto tries giving massages. As it turns out, he's got ungodly pain tolerance and is very bad at judging how much pressure is good pressure on other people.

7. Naruto finds a very orange jacket. Kurama is horrified. Naruto somehow remains just as elusive as ever. The ANBU's confidence is even more irreparably shattered.

8. Naruto keeps a diary. Jiraiya reads it because he doesn't care about common decency. He immediately regrets that decision.

9. Naruto realizes he's an enabler for Kurama, tries to be good for a while, gets bored, comes back with a vengeance

10. Naruto tries fishing. Kurama gives a suggestion. It goes poorly.

11. Why do all the ninja wear sandals? Way too impractical! (note: what shoes should Naruto wear?)

12. Start a side gig where Naruto gives Kurama-style lectures to ninja

13. Naruto goes Christmas caroling

14. The fanclubs start a war

15. The Academy Jutsu are actually criminally underrated

16. Naruto finds he actually has talent for things like drawing and paper mache, so he starts an art auction at the Academy.

17. Naruto tries tie-dying a shirt. It does not go well.

18. Naruto starts snacking on raw spaghetti. Everyone is confused.

19. Kurama is fascinated by Naruto's biology class. He knew humans were pathetic, but their sheer complexity just emphasizes how many ways there are to smoosh them to death. No wonder they're so terrified of everything!

20. Naruto and Kurama try to cast a genjutsu. It goes very wrong. They swear off genjutsu.

21. Naruto's first kill (but not really)

22. Kakashi's dogs and Naruto's foxes get along concerningly well

23. Shopping day! More Sasuke suffering and Hinata and Naruto being unapologetically fabulous!

24. Mani-pedis

25. Naruto vs. his foxes over a giant beanbag chair

26. Naruto does not know movie theater etiquette

27. Naruto gives himself a middle name

28. Naruto tries crochet. He really sucks at it and is very salty about it.

29. Stupid hat fashion show.

30. Hinata and Naruto have a "relaxing" afternoon drawing together

31. Naruto tries being in a movie. He makes for a very good protagonist

32. Sock collection?

33. Hinata named her fox Fate. Fate loves to bully Neji. Especially when she starts talking.

34. Could Kurama hypothetically possess a clone? (I'm not sure if I wanna do this, it might kind of mess up the dynamic of indirect communication but also I'm starting to move past that anyway?)

35. How does Naruto decorate for Christmas?

36. Collecting coffee mugs? Or even start selling them?

37. Jashin helps spread The Word

38. Just an average meal in Sasuke's house. Yes, Naruto's totally there. Yes, it's definitely an average meal.

39. Kurama gets into Sudoku?

40. Naruto loses his apartment keys

41. Hinata gets a part time job at Naruto's coffee shop? Maybe her mom stops by in a show of support? (Hanabi isn't born yet, although her mom is probably in about her fourth or fifth month of pregnancy)

42. Crusade against homework

43. Naruto holds himself back from graduating early out of sheer spite

44. Maybe we add Minato's ghost to the dynamic?

45. Naruto is a musical genius in the weirdest way possible, and terrible in literally every other way

46. Menace kind of just became the Uchihas' mascot after Sasuke tried to kick her out

47. Hinata tries to give Naruto voice lessons

48. Itachi starts asking Naruto for Kurama's advice

49. Sugar isn't a poison :)

50. Naruto complains that the boys don't get to join the girls' flower-picking class

51. Potty humor turns philosophical? (trust me i actually sort of have a plan here)

52. Orochimaru meets the cult. He is very disturbed.

53. Naruto meets/maybe recruits Kabuto

54. Dissection lab. Naruto is disturbingly enthusiastic

55. Flower shopping? Start a flower garden and start selling those to add on to the Foxbux profits?

56. Start selling bath bombs. Coffee-themed, of course

57. Going camping!

58. Spirit Week at school

59. The cult does charity work

60. Naruto makes fun of birds. Itachi is mildly offended. Sasuke is very offended.

61. An idiot opens a competitor coffee shop.

62. Naruto builds the best swingset known to man.

63. Naruto tries being a meteorologist. The universe has a weird sense of humor. Naruto takes advantage of the universe's weird sense of humor.

64. Sunglasses that get progressively more awesome

65. Becoming conspiracy theorists

66. What would a birthday card made by Naruto look like?

67. Naruto tries wearing bunny ears. Kurama is offended.

68. Naruto and Kurama experiment with how much Kurama can mess with Naruto's dreams

69. Sacred dreamcatchers?

70. Start a pawn shop!

71. Naruto tries to meet Santa

72. Get a pet snake to assert your dominance over a certain creepy pedo snake guy

73. Naruto starts the worst band ever

74. Mao (It's a card game, the insanity once you get a few rounds in is amazing. Just trust me here :D )

75. What if Naruto set up a murder mystery type thing?