(Returning to the very cracky roots)

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-Shisui-

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Naruto showed up at Shisui's door bright and early before the sun has even risen. Shisui, unfortunately, doesn't seem like a morning person, but he perks right up when he sees it's Naruto at the door. He practically blurs out of his house to drag Naruto to start the day's fun, and is absolutely delighted to see they have help in the form of furry little summons.

Shisui mentally goes over the plans.

"Divide and conquer, or together?"

"Together! We've got my foxes to do most of the work, we just gotta show them what to do! Umm, we should probably do the music people without the foxes though. I don't wanna have to wash out the foxes' fur. They really get mad at that."

"How mad?"

"They rampaged in my apartment for an hour last time, I had to hide all my scrolls and stuff so they wouldn't get wrecked by wet angry foxes!"

"What would they do if we, say, let them rampage outside your apartment?"

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-Naruto-

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This is awesome! Naruto's never had a willing prank buddy! Sure, he's dragged Sasuke along, but Sasuke wasn't very into it. Maybe he just didn't care about who they were pranking? Naruto could keep that in mind. He'd bet anything that Sasuke would love to see his creepy fanclub get their comeuppance. But that's not important right now. Naruto has to focus!

They start with the door-to-door salesmen. Naruto spent most of the last night getting everything ready for this one, so he really wants to get it right. Of course, the way into the building is locked, but Naruto can just turn into a bug to sneak in through a crack and unlock it from the inside! Shisui seems very impressed. Naruto basks in Shisui's silent appreciation for a few seconds before he helped set everything up. He was gonna come back later, of course, because he really wanted to see their reactions!

If you can't tell, Naruto really doesn't like door-to-door salesmen. Why is it the only people who don't seem to think he's some sort of raging demon are the most annoying people in the world? What about "village pariah" screams "Come to my house and try to scam me every other day!"?!

Either way, Naruto is very vindictive when he wants to be. Fuzzy taught him well.

They move on to the mean shop owners. Naruto wishes he was better at fuuinjutsu (his handwriting was too sloppy for it right now, but a seal would've been perfect for making this one last longer!). Still, he's confident this one is going to work out. Shisui is grinning like a psychopath.

Let it be said that both Naruto and Shisui are very petty. They've decided that if they can't sing, they have the right to punish the people who can. Of course, they were rather mild in how they "punished" the musicians, but they were very thorough in punishing every musician. Even the ones who didn't sing.

They retreated to Naruto's apartment to complete the final leg (give every single fox they could catch a bath and then let them loose in the marketplace), manic grins on both their faces.

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-Shisui-

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The fallout is glorious. Naruto seemed particularly vindictive with the door-to-door salesmen, so Shisui spied on them with him. And what a sight that was! The salesmen show up to their building, just to see all of the uniforms in the closet being dyed a whole rainbow of colors. While this was funny, most of them had uniforms at home that they showed up in, so it was more an annoyance than anything else. No, the real kicker was when they discovered that literally all of their numerous flyers were replaced with flyers for a made-up cult.

Of course, the made-up cult believed in Narutoism (no, that does nothing to prove who did this! People have freedom of religion to believe whatever they want, you know!). The salesmen have to shut down business for at least a few weeks just to replace their absolutely ridiculous stash of flyers.

Visiting the shops showed even more success! They all smelled very strongly of mustard, somehow even more strongly than actual mustard. No one could find what was making the smell, and they had no idea how to remove it. No amount of air freshener or scented incense could cover it up (and not for lack of trying, one of the shops was literally an incense shop).

And when literally every single musician in Konoha woke up to their hair suddenly a distinct bright orange color, everyone was very confused. Shisui giggled. Oh, he and Naruto hadn't even unleashed the grand finale yet!

He grinned at Naruto. Naruto grinned back. And he summoned a veritable horde of very wet and very rampaging foxes.

Business in Konoha practically crashed in one day. On the bright side, the more fair shop owners got more business on account of their shops not smelling way too strong for any reasonable person to handle.

Naruto decided he was stealing Shisui from the Uchihas. Clearly this is the best older brother Naruto could get and Sasuke and Itachi could go suck it. Shisui was delighted to accept a new little brother. He could definitely be the perfect role model for Naruto!

Kurama just sat back and enjoyed the chaos.