Chloe: Max has something she wants to tell you guys.
Kate: What's up?
Max: Chloe...
Chloe: She heard back from Parsons
Victoria: She what now?
Victoria: What did they say?
Victoria: Max, what did they say?
Victoria: It's been five minutes, what the fuck
Max: Well...
Victoria: I swear to fucking god
Max: I got in!
Kate: Congrats! :) :) :) :)
Victoria: You are the worst, Caulfield
Victoria: I'm revoking your ability to joke for the rest of the year
Kate: Vic got in to Parsons too
Kate: Maybe you'll be classmates again
Victoria: Because that went so well last time
Max: No comment
Chloe: Ha, buuuuurn
Victoria: Stay out of it Price
Steph: I know you told me not to.
Chloe: Huh?
Steph: 555 Blaine Avenue
Chloe: Uh
Chloe: Is this where you get your weed or
Steph: It's that dicks house
Chloe: Oh
Chloe: OH
Steph: You're welcome
Chloe: I'mma egg his house
Steph: That's a waste of good eggs
Chloe: I'mma sign him up for spam mail then
Steph: ...that's a waste of good paper?
Chloe: GODDAMMIT STEPH LET ME HAVE MY FUN
Chloe: Is Mr. C home yet?
Vanessa: No, why?
Vanessa: And why are you texting from upstairs? I'm in the kitchen.
Vanessa: Was that you running through the hall?
Chloe: Don't judge me
Chloe: I forgot to grab clean clothes before I showered
Vanessa: I see
Vanessa: What if I had walked up there?
Chloe: ...I mean, you have a point, but I'm pretty sure I've streaked through your house before
Vanessa: As a child, sure
Chloe: Same thing
Vanessa: It's really not
Chloe: Nothing you couldn't see if you walked into a women's locker room
Vanessa: Mhm
Vanessa: Wait, I thought Max was the one taking a shower
Chloe: Oh no, my phone's almost dead
Vanessa: Uh-huh.
Chloe: What's that? I can't hear...static...loud...what...
Vanessa: Chloe, I really, really don't want to know
Chloe: Phew, I thought this was going to get awkward
Vanessa: Believe me
Vanessa: It already is
Chloe: Max
Chloe: Max
Chloe: Max
Chloe: Max
Max: Chloe, can you NOT
Chloe: Wat
Chloe: I have no idea what you're talking about
Chloe: What did I do?
Max: Am I supposed to believe you didn't send my name in twenty separate texts since lunch?
Chloe: Must be a glitch
Max: Really?
Chloe: I'm serious
Chloe: Should have been at least thirty
Max: I'm turning my phone off
Chloe: Ouch
Max: Did it to yourself
Chloe: Hey, it's still on!
Chloe: Max?
Chloe: Hellloooooo?
Chloe: I think she really did it.
Chloe: Wow
Chloe: Whelp, time to send nudes
Max: CHLOE NO
Chloe: I knew you couldn't keep me away
Max: I AM AT SCHOOL
Chloe: So if you weren't at school, would you have cared?
Max: ...let's not have this discussion right now
Chloe: I'll take that as a "send nudes but not while Max is at school"
Max: You're ridiculous
Chloe: And you still haven't said "no"
Chloe: Yo
David: What's up?
Chloe: Nothing much. Just realized we haven't talked in a while
David: Yeah
David: I've been a little busy
Chloe: Hanging out with your hippie friends?
David: I wouldn't call them hippies
Chloe: Aren't they all living in RVs and stuff?
David: They're just extra mobile
Chloe: Uh-huh
David: How's Max doing? Did you ever rough that guy up?
Chloe: Pssh. Like she'll ever let me
David: Darn.
David: Well, if you ever need someone to come up and scare him straight...
Chloe: He's a minor, David. Can't really fuck with him on school grounds
Chloe: Not that that's ever stopped you before.
Chloe: Shit, I'm sorry
David: It's fine, Chloe
Chloe: I shouldn't have said that
David: I'm man enough to admit I've made mistakes
Chloe: I'm not perfect either
David: You're young. Mistakes are part of life.
Chloe: That's what they tell me
Chloe: But, like, what about that time I "accidentally" put bleach in your shampoo?
David: Well, that's different.
Chloe: I mean, I probably had a good reason at the time.
David: Sure you did ;)
Chloe: No EMOJI
David: And, anyways, I thought I looked good blond
Chloe: Ha!
David: Hey now
Chloe: I'm sure there's no other reason you buzzed it off as soon as you could
David: I might not follow fashion, but I'm fairly certain frosted tips have been out of style for a while
Chloe: Damn
Chloe: Got me there
David: It didn't go with the mustache either
Chloe: You could have just shaved
Chloe: I think that was actually what I was going for
David: Never get between a man and his facial hair