Disclaimer: I do not own black butler or harry potter or any of their characters.

Warnings: will be slash, possible mpreg, torture, mentions of child abuse, you have been warned turn back now

Pairings: Harry/Sebastian/Grell, Snape/Undertaker

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The next morning literally started with a bang, scaring half the house. The twins sat bolt upright in bed, looking for the gun they heard. Ron quickly crawled under his bed, having had a nightmare about Aragog again. Sirius grabbed his wand, then promptly fell to the floor, landing on his nose. Severus, Draco, John, Eric, Stephen and Claude rolled their eyes and proceeded to get dressed for their day. Beatrice and Scarlett, having yet to be punished, jumped in fright, and hurried to set the dining table.

Harry just laughed, having been asleep until the demon and reaper slammed into his window at high speed. Walking over and opening said window, he looked down to see both his mates sprawled three stories below.

"If your finished behaving like children, then you can join me for breakfast the normal way. Otherwise the house will keep you out until you can play nice," Harry chuckled receiving glares from said mates. Closing his window again, Harry made his way to the closet, deciding to forgo his usual morning bath. He took his time getting dressed, as Sebastian and Grell could take a while to calm down.

Twenty minutes later, dressed and shaved, Harry exited his room. As he was walking to the stairs, Draco came out of his own room. Smiling at the blonde Harry stopped and waited for him to catch up.

"So which one was it today?" Draco asked as he caught up to Harry.

" Both, I had wards set so if they are fighting they cannot enter. Likewise if they start fighting in the house, the house shall boot them out until they calm down." Harry laughed.

"Brilliant, is it just them or is it everyone?"

"Everyone, you start a fight, you will be dumped in the yard until you can be civil again."

"Remind me to never get on your bad side, do you know how hard it is to get mud out of this hair? Not to mention my clothes, acromantula silk cannot be cleaned by magic!"

"Speaking of your hair, how attached to it are you?" Harry asked, a sickly sweet smile upon his face.

" No… no Potter please! Not my hair! Please anything but my hair!" Draco cried, holding his hair back as if protecting it.

Harry's only response, was an innocent smile, before he turned and left a whimpering Draco on the stairs. Severus chuckled, scaring Draco, almost making him fall down the stairs.

"Sev, did you hear him? He's going to ruin my hair! You can't let him do this, Sev, It's my hair for Merlin's sake!"

"Yes, I heard, we could all hear your caterwauling. However, you never should have lied to him, Draco."

"I just didn't want him making fun of me like the others…"

"You know Harry isn't like that, you have known this for years. Now, shall we go for breakfast?"

Nodding, Draco followed him the rest of the way down the stairs. Entering the dining room, Draco stopped, Kreacher was in Harry's seat, and Harry was nowhere to be found. Taking his seat next to Kreacher, as both Harry's mates were gone for the morning, he decided to make sure the elf was ok.

"Kreacher, are you alright?"

"Yes Master Draco, Kreacher be fine, it be Kreacher's day off today. Master Harry be cooking today, saying he's be needing calm."

"I see, and Eric, have the girls been punished?" Draco asked, turning to the man who had just walked in.

"Their punishment starts today, Master Draco," Eric said, nodding his head to the two girls in the corner. Both had their eyes glued to the floor, shaking like leaves in a strong wind.

The doors opened, and Luna walked in, walking to Harry's chair, she sat with the little elf in her lap. Behind her, Ron, Sirius, Fred,and George stood in the doorway. Ron and Sirius had a sad expression on their faces, knowing just how how much it hurt Harry to watch Kreacher cry. Harry only cooked when he was very upset and nothing had been done about it. The twins looked somewhere between curious and scared to death, it was actually quite a funny sight.

"Do not block the doorway boys, come sit we are still waiting for one more." Severus said looking behind him at the window. The group dispersed, Ron and Sirius taking their usual seats next to Draco. The twins went to sit next to Severus, but we're knocked back when they touched the first chair.

"That is not your chair, you imbeciles. That chair is reserved." Severus said calmly.

"By who? There ain't no one else in this house besides us!" the twins argued.

"Oooh, I'm not a person now sevie dear?" Said a new voice from behind them. "Heh heh, oh Harry! Some mean old nasty boys have called me nothing to my mates face! Could you make them reapers? Ha ha I would love to 'teach' them."

"You know, you maybe my new step dad, but you cannot accept new reapers now. One," Harry held up one finger, "your retired and refuse to work. Two," a second finger when up,"you would just kill them anyway, so no I will not waste that magic. And finally the last one," Harry balled his hand into a fist and punched undertaker in the stomach, "they are still family. Threaten them again I'll give you a new scar to hide with your hair."

"I know I have told you a million times dear, don't threaten family. He will end up killing you one day," Severus said picking up his morning paper.

"He he, oh you guys are no fun, ha ha ha, oh sev tell me a joke. I need a good laugh after breaking in to your room this morning."

"Oh, well, since you asked so nicely," said Severus, pulling undertaker down by his collar before whispering in his ear. The twins shared a look, then opened their mouths to ask, but we're interrupted by undertaker. He laughed so hard it shook dust from the ceiling, broke two of the stained glass windows, and almost made Harry drop the food he was carrying.

"Dad, if you insist on dirty jokes in the morning, please do it in the library. Not all of us like to eat dust and broken glass."

"Sorry Harry, he asked and you know I can't say no to him. However, since we are discussing mates, where might yours be? I saw the Phantomhive carriage outside my window this morning."

"Oh good, I'll go get Ciel, and my mates are not allowed inside until they can stop fighting." With that said Harry left the room, practically skipping down the hall. When he got to the front door, he could still hear Grell and Sebastian yelling at each other. Opening the door a crack, he looked around, and spotted Ciel sitting on the steps.

"PST, Ciel come on," he whispered, gaining the young Earls attention. Getting a smile from the boy he quickly opened the door so Ciel could slip inside.

"Is there any particular reason you have left those two outside? Not that I mind, I'm rather sick of the fighting." Ciel said.

"Ah yes, I am also sick of fighting, but by everyone. So now if you are fighting with anyone in this house you will immediately be launched into the yard. Humans much more gently than the rest of us, of course. I wouldn't want to break my little brother." Harry said giving Ciel a one armed hug. Ciel stared at Harry with shock clear on his face.

"Y-y-your brother?"

"Yeah my new little, adopted, human brother Ciel Phantomhive. You don't really have to like it, but to us you are family. As long as I want you alive, you will be right here with our family." Harry said, seeing Ciel was about to protest, or some other rubbish, he added, "Suck it up buttercup, your stuck with us now."

"I… Thanks Harry…" Ciel smiled and followed his new brother back to the dining room. They walked into chaos, food was floating almost up to the ceiling. The Undertaker was now a bird, and was currently snuggled up under Severus' hair. But twins were getting yelled at by Kreacher, and Sirius was rolling on the floor, his face turning a beautiful shade of blue.

"Uh-hem," Harry cleared his throat, making everyone pause. "It's lovely to know that when I leave to bring in a guest, my house will remain in tact." Looking at ceils shocked face, Harry got an evil idea. " And seeing as how our guest is a muggle, and we have food flying on the ceiling…" Harry trailed off, an evil smile on his lips, as he stared at the now pale twins. Snapping his fingers everything, except undertaker, who squawked in indignation, was back to normal.

Harry lead Ciel to his normal seat beside Draco, and motioned for Luna to let Kreacher go. Kreacher got down, gave both Harry and Luna a hug then crawled into his own seat beside Harry. The rest of breakfast was almost normal, almost.

At the end just as Harry was getting ready to leave the room, a loud bang was heard through the whole house. Looking up towards the door, Harry braced himself for what he knew was to come. A second later the door was thrown open, and he was knocked on his ass with a blob of red on top of him.

"Well I see you have stopped fighting and have decided to be civil with each other at least."

"Oh harry-kins, I have missed you so, oh I know it's only been hours but to me it feels like years!" Grell squealed in Harry's ear.

"Raven, it is wonderful to see you on this fine morning, though you will get dirty if you lay on the ground much longer." Sebastian said calmly, offering a hand to pull Harry back to his feet.

"Oh you are a dirty boy, come darling, I shall personally bathe you!" Yelled Grell, throwing Harry over his shoulder and running up the stairs, Sebastian right behind him.

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