[a/n]Sharing a giggle moment. Watching a youtube review of Dune84. The user compared the Harkonnens taking Paul and Jessica into the desert to the Weasley twins.

[a/n]The much desired sequel to #119. Moments after ….

Harry Does Different DXXIIIa

Hero of the Shack NOT 2

"Slow down Harry!" Hermione was struggling to keep up.

Ron was panting, never really having exercised "Yeah …mate… huff… give it a …puff… rest."

"I - - -what's with all of you?" The-Boy-Who-Gave-An-Earful was amazed at the army following him. Noting the presence of Susan Bones from his year, however he addressed the senior from the House "What's on your mind, Diggory?"

The almost-7th-Year gave a superior smirk "Save the aggression for the pitch Harry. We just want to know what's going on."

"His Headboyness must understand" Luna interrupted as Harry almost spoke "The Quibbler has exclusive story rights. Of course, we would love to add the tales of Harry's able confederates. The same retainer of ten Galleons applies. Final agreement to be discussed with parents or guardians. Meantime, please, just the minimal outline."

Ron blinked at her "Bloody hell! Where'd you come up with that kind of scratch?"

"Available through my editor's budget" said Luna, airily "Though a bit of my unspent Hogsmeade budget will cover the deficit. As may be, just a few words."

Harry made a dramatic noise "I think I know what will leave everyone wanting more. Yes, every word I said in the Great Hall was true. The Dementors were here to protect the school from Sirius Black, well we met him anyway. Ron and Hermione too. Rumors of his guilt are greatly exaggerated. We'll also explain my Grim premonition, meet a mouse and fight those we thought were protecting us."

"Even I want to buy a copy now!" exclaimed Luna, panting excitedly "And Daddy usually gives me one. But that's all we have to say [TODAY]!"

THE QUIBBLER

JULY 1 1994

The entire Wizarding World wants to know what traumatized our children this past school year. What went on at Hogwarts? It is time, witches and wizards of Britain, to have those questions answered. In an exclusive interview with Youth Editor Luna Lovegood, those most involved in the climactic confrontation will tell all. Hard-hitting! No holds barred! Ronald Weasley, Hermione Granger and last but not least our Boy-Who-Lived. In Harry's own words just days ago:

"Yes, every word I said in the Great Hall was true. The Dementors were here to protect the school from Sirius Black, well we met him anyway. Ron and Hermione too. Rumors of his guilt are greatly exaggerated. We'll also explain my Grim premonition, meet a mouse and fight those we thought were protecting us."

Coming up, all three principals will tell their tale, from their own point of view. Inside, previews of each. Not only that, but the words of long-imprisoned Azkaban escapee [The feared Sirius Black]

The omnibus special edition will be available to commemorate the great error of our cousins across the pond. Get to your nearest newsstand or bookstore on Monday.

By Rupert Grint : Sr Correspondent

That had a larger circulation than any three issues of The Quibbler in living memory.

Harry's holiday with the Dursleys was cut far shorter than he expected, but well dreamed. And he was taken to an invisible house for a reunion with his godfather.

"About time! And enough of these puerile displays." Came from the other side of the room.

Harry looked over then glared "What's IT doing here?"

"Watch your tone, boy. Or you will never leave detention all year." Was the harsh counter.

Said boy snorted in disgust "You missed the part where I said you're not my teacher. So sod off, Snape."

"For some inexplicable reason, the Headmaster has seen fit to refuse your transfer request." The Potion Master ignored the insult "No I have been relegated to owl status."

Harry ignored the growing tension in the room, countering "You give yourself too much credit."

"Harry Potter!" the admonishment came from Mrs. Weasley "Not an appropriate way to talk to - -"

He cut her off politely enough "Sorry, but the greaseball messenger from my former headmaster is getting what he gave. And he doesn't listen well eith- -"

"Redu- -" this from Snape as is wand came out, but he stopped himself when the two Marauders pointed theirs "As may be. In short, the headmaster will be here at some point tomorrow. Your presence is required. Now, Black, I shall avail myself of your fireplace to depart."

The former inmate offered a cutesy wave and said "Tahtah Snivilus."

The other, completely shellshocked, kids who had not said a word to that point burst out hysterically.

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**YAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH** Harry Potter stretched hugely as he ambled down the staircase of #12 Grimmauld on the morning of July 5 1994. He was met by a group of concerned looking redheads. Well except for Ron, who was still sound asleep. The complimentary Quibbler received yesterday filled him with enormous wellbeing. The only reason he did not take it to bed is because it was absolutely his new prized possession. He moaned pleasurably "Mmmmmmmorning Weasleys."

In stereo, the twins declared "Ooooh the sleep of the falsely victorious."

"Harry, Professor Dumbledore is here." Said Ginny in a meek tone "And I didn't know he even knew how to be pissed."

To which he gave a light slap to her shoulder "Buck up. You forget I've faced Voldemort and his giant snake. We'll pull his beard presently."

"I wouldn't forget!" the teen-to-be looked horrified.

Manner changing, the boy assured her "I didn't mean it like that, Gin. Honest. Come on. Be amazed as someone who is losing respect for our …well, your… headmaster settles accounts."

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"You are aware, Harry, that I expected to meet with you prior to the publication of The Quibbler." Said the long-bearded headmaster without any preamble the instant the dining room door opened. Even before seeing the new arrival enter.

The boy nodded a greeting, but answered "Hello to you Mr. Dumbledore. Having a busy summer are we?"

"Certainly busier than usual." Was the irritated rejoinder. Seeing enough support to satisfy, went on critically "Having a student who challenges his professors, and in most disrespectful of fashions."

It wasn't quite a growl "Snivilus isn't a professor. And he isn't my teacher anymore."

"I assume Harry learned that derogatory name from you, Sirius?" Dumbledore scolded the host. "You really should be more responsible. I will tolerate no such- -"

At an approving nod, Remus interjected "Fact is, Headmaster, I gave Harry a lecture on that period. Including the appellation. Nor am I at all sorry. No wonder Harry finally went off. How dare you let Snivilus run roughshod over Potions education generally? But Harry specifically for three years? And don't even try to deny knowing."

"Professor, while I might chastise Harry for not using your proper title" this from, shockingly, Mrs. Weasley "having listened to everything my children have said. And read in The Quibbler. Well …let's be perfectly honest… Weasleys have not had a good couple centuries. Financially. The preview article earned us enough to cover book expenses this year. Xenophilius guesses our share of the story will be enough to see the family through Ginevra's graduation. And we're talking about more."

Dumbledore's expression was the epitome of appalled distress "When, Molly, has a Weasley ever been concerned for money? And it outright horrifies me that you would consider personal gain over the reputation of a valued member of our society!"

"Do not guilt us like that!" Mr. Weasley jumped in "I'll make our position abundantly clear, shall i? That Ronald, Harry and Hermione are putting out what happened that night is excellent. I'll be thrilled to see Sirius cleared as a consequence. We would do THAT for free. That it ruins a liar and coward is just a bonus."

The host almost sprayed his butterbeer, and fixed a heated glare on his best friend, who said very coolly "We appreciate your sense of justice, Arthur. Right Sirius?"

"You have no idea what level of catastrophe this will lead to. How many problems this will cause." The headmaster used his most powerful of grandfatherly expressions.

Harry gave a shrug "Not my problem, except Professor McGonagall has not yet sent my transcript."

"I, of course, disallowed your request Harry." A stern expression appeared "Your request for transfer will not be honored."

That did not disturb the teen in the slightest "Easy enough to get expelled. I'll just kick greasy in the family jewels. Be doing all Wizardkind a favor. That's if I even get on the Express. That's expellable too? I assume?"

"Harry! You can't mean that!" Hermione just appeared for breakfast, in pajamas and bathrobe. With a monster case of bedhair and barely awake until just then. Her eyes snapped wide "I mean really. That is to say …why?"

The boy sighed at his friend "You weren't here. All he did was Snivilus this Snivilus that!" then turning on the Headmaster "Well! You know what Dumb-as-a-door? I no longer care if you keep Snivilus or not. The schools Remus talked to said it's easier with a transcript, but I can take tests to get in. Everyone says how Hogwarts is the best, time I found out if it's true. Gee! That works up an appetite. Mrs. Weasley? Some eggs please? And a double helping of bacon, gotta take some to my favorite owl."

"Ahh. Of course, Harry." The matriarch jumped into action "Just a little straightening charm on the bacon …there… and 350 for a minute. Should be piping hot."

The Headmaster was furious "I will not be talked to in this manner by a student!"

"I believe Harry has made that abundantly clear, Albus." Sirius spoke in a reasonable tone that had a hint of steel. "And, with all due respect, unless there's a school matter with the Weasleys. I rather enjoy my Dementor-free breakfasts. Have a nice day."

Dumbledore's angry display faded as he stood "I shall, when the time comes, remember to consider people's loyalty to the Light."

"I shall remember to consider people's loyalty to the greaseball." Countered Harry intentionally mocking, while chewing on some bacon. He swallowed and finished "I want my transcript TODAY or the next Quibbler will include all that rot too!"