Chapter 17
"-Yoichi aka sick pervert... head on in and I hope you have a terrible day." Yuuki, Zero, and I were checking in students...out in front...in the cold. Some of the names are kind of hard to pronounce, but Yuuki's helping me. There's hardly any girls in Zero's line; most likely because they're all scared of him. This isn't good when you're a teenage boy but it gives me more time to toy with him without a jealous girlfriend. MUHAHAHAHA!
"Don't pretend you didn't like it," suddenly his hand gropes my ass. That bastard! I spin around, shove him to the ground, and was about to bash his head in when someone pulled me back. God damnit, I'm not a fucking ballerina! Glancing back at the party pooper, I saw blonde hair.
"Aidou let go," I droned, ignoring all the fan girls' screams. "Aren't you supposed to behave this week so you can go into town with your friend?" How the hell did he know that? Either he's reading my mind or has been sneaking around. Probably the latter. "You left your bedroom unlock," he hands me my phone with a smirk; "I was looking for Kaname-sama, when I heard your phone vibrate." I nod and pat his head as a thank you.
"What's he doing out here?" Zero snarled, he was annoyed that everyone was getting out of line...heh. It is getting really uncomfortable...they're gaining on us! "I'm going to town for some stuff-" "Can you get me some shredded cheese, please, taco style?" "Why should I?" "Because I love you...?" I gave a cheeky smile with puppy dog eyes, lowering myself to make me look submissive. Ugh. The things I do for cheese, I tell ya! He was trying to fight off a smile as he walked away. Completely ignoring all his fan girls! BOOYEAH! He begins laughing like mad when he reached his ride. Then the fan girls began circling me. Hunter became the hunted? I think so...
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I can only spend 15 minutes with Oliver at lunch this week. This sucks because that doesn't give me enough opportunities to take his food. Damn... oh well, I'll think of something.
"You know what sucks?" I ask while stealing Oliver's tray at the same time, "We have class tonight, while you guys get nothin'!" "EXCUSE YOU! But I think it's to even out the other week because we had class. Anyways, there's a new kid in the Day Class," Oliver voice held authority, which scared me, "he's from the states. I think California-" "WHERE IN CALIFORNIA?!" I jump from my seat and wag my butt like a dog. He blinked a few times before answering, "...why don't you ask him yourself; he's heading straight for us?"
I turn my head to see a dude with dark brown shaggy hair with random blonde and red highlights. He was wearing a red Blink 182 band tee and blue jeans. I also notice that he was tapping his tray to some unknown beat. I know him! He lives by the twins in Hollywood! :D I kept my head down as he approaches us. You see, I haven't spoken to him for a few months. I wanna see if he recognizes me or if I'm that invisible. -_-
"Hey, do you mind if I sit here? 'Cause I'm lost." Alex asks as he sheepishly sits down. "Haven't you asked the Perfects for help?" Yuuki's Class Rep aka Ruka's Personal Stalker asks, "I swear they are useless." "If they weren't here, the fan girls would attack the Night Class." Oliver sighs as if he was trying to calm the table; failing miserably I might add. "That would actually be fun to see!" a dude laughs thunderously next to me…yep, I'm invisible. "How am I supposed to represent my class when those two Perfects are sleeping? What do they do at night that makes them so tired-" Then sick pervert cuts him off, "Oh, I think a have an idea," he raises his eyebrow with a sly grin. I'm going to kill him one of these days. "Yoi-kun, you disturb me sometimes," Oliver sighs yet again; seems he forgotten me too. I don't like being ignored. "Well at least you don't have Yuuki Cross in your class! She keeps failing all her tests. She's a disgrace in my cl-" the Day Class Rep couldn't finish his sentence for my hand was around his throat.
"I would reconsider the words you're using, regarding to my sister," I snarled with my hair blocking my face, "talk about my friends like that again and I will snap your neck…" Oh how I love scarring people!
"And what about you, dipshit?" I turn my attention towards Alex, "I have to go to the office in 4 minutes and you still don't recognize me!" I smack Alex on the back of his head. He blinks a few times before cracking a grin, "…Cassie?" "Noooo, I'm the Easter Bunny here to rape you—WHAT DO YOU THINK, STUPID?!" I yelled which made the whole lunch room look at us. GAHHH UNWANTED ATTENTION! "What are you doing here?!" he exclaims as he races over to squeeze the life outta me. "Old man, sent me. You?" "Got caught smoking pot…again…heh heh." Yep, he's stupid.
"We're in the same grade; how come you're not in my class?" The guys snickered at his question; in return, he shot them a glare. Since he was neighbors with the twins, he has a bit of their personality. So when he gave them the Hayden death glare, it immediately shut them up. "She's in the Night Class, hence the white uniform. Even though she was in the Day Class for a week, I would prefer to have her back over here-" "I am not an object, I am a human being who can choose for herself." I snap at Oliver before waving to Alex. I gotta get to the office!
I was only 5 minutes in the office before I got kicked out. I was reading the letters from the Vampire Hunter Society (how else am I supposed to file?) And it said something about Zero but I could read it that fast for I was being pushed out the door...how rude. Oh well, I'm leaving.
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Ichijou was reading a book when I came in. A sudden thought came to mind, thus, causing me to race upstairs, grab two ring pops, and retreat. "Hey Ichijou-san, how are you?" I ask as I sat on the arms of the couch with my legs over his lap. So technically, I'm not sitting on him but over him...okay that sounded stupid. "Fine and you?" he closes his book and makes eye contact. I'm not used to people making eye contact; they usually look away or look at my appearance. "Fan-fuckin-tastic! My friend that lives by the twins is now in the Day Class. I'm happy. But I have an important question. Will you be my 4th husband?" I studied his reaction and it pretty much looks like he's going into shock. "It doesn't really matter. It's a childish thing I do," my cheerful smile was slowly faltering, "It means nothing. I know aristocrats need to keep up their appearances and-" "I'd love to!" he smiles and takes back his ring pop. I smiled back in return.
"Oi Ichijou-san, where's my—Ohayou gozaimasu (good morning), Perfect-san." Shiki yawns while walking up to us. He's getting ready to go modeling. "Ya know, you can call me Cassie, right?" I replied in the some tired tone, poking Ichijou on the arm the same spot repeatedly to annoy him. How can he be so calm and collected all the time? Must. Create. Chaos. "Hai, but I favor perfect-" "But no ones perfect. Not even you vampys are perfect," I purred as I crouch down in my seat; watching him from under my bangs. I don't know if this would piss him off.
"You're very vampirelike, Cassie-chan." Ichijou chuckles besides me. "What? How? Just because I have the fangs that HAYDEN WON'T TELL ME HOW TO TAKE OFF?!" I bared my teeth jokingly, "You're crazy! I would hate to become a vampire, it would suck—no pun intended." I giggle at the last part and leap over towards the other couch. I would hate to become a vampire. I mean, how on earth would I bother Zero without getting killed?! Crazies! "What's wrong with being a vampire?" "Nothing for you guys but for me... I already hate life as it is. Why would I want to lengthen it?! Plus most of my friends would die before me. Then there would be nothing to live for—well I could always attack humans for my own sadistic pleasures. No, that would only get me killed..." then I space out for I was figuring out a backup plan. Hey, my fate is pretty much fucked up. It's either join or die by now. xD
"Let's go, Shiki. Cassie, you want to join us?" Rima asks with an umbrella in hand. It is really sunny outside with no clouds, so I could see why they would need one. Once, Chaotic was working outside on a hot and humid day. And he was so red the next day that we would take turns slapping his arms/back. It sounds mean but it was really fun. Now on summer days (out in the country) he basically showers in sun lotion! That dork.
"I can't, I'm grounded." I spoke as if it was no big deal but the look on their faces said otherwise. I wonder if they ever have been grounded. I highly doubt it. "Ohhh what did you do?" Ichijou smiles; you know he's starting to creep me out with that smile—that might be his plan! OHH I'M ONTO YOU, TAKUMA ICHIJOU! "It was self-defense," the atmosphere around me darkens as I childishly glared at a corner. Only to come up with another plan, I am on a role! "Let's walk them outside, eh?" I grab a hold of Ichijou's wrist and skipped after the models. As Ichijou spoke with Shiki, I was texting Alex to go to the fountain up in front. He's so stubborn!
"-Then Cassie and I got married!" I stop my texting and gave the odd humanlike vampire a weird look. "You still haven't given me a kiss yet, Cassie-chan," Ichijou teases and open his arms for a hug. As if I would run into them…I bet if I actually did, he would shit his pants. :D! But I don't feel like it. He has to wait awhile for that prank. "The last person that I kissed was a girl and that was yesterday. So I'm not going to let you ruin that! Plus, boys are icky!" I spoke in a nasal voice then stuck out my tongue, "Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter to get more-" "Stupider," Rima finishes with a small smile, "I heard little kids sang that once." "Jump rope?" "Hai." "Have you heard of, Ice Cream Soda, cherry on top, who's your boyfriend? I forgot. A, B, C, excreta." A sly smirk seems to cross my face. She smiles yet again and we continue walking.
As we were approaching the fountain, I saw that Alex had his head in his hands. Worried, I semi-rush over, crouch down, and open up the curtain of hair. His grey eyes were closed and it looked like he was sleeping. He's been known to be an insomniac. "Is something wrong, Alex?" He ruffles his hair, gives me a tired look, and grabbed me by the shoulders, "Do you have some weed? I don't care what kind, cheap or some good stuff, I could careless-" "I don't smoke weed." "Okay, how 'bout some cigarettes?! I don't care what brand or-" "I don't smoke in general..." He gives me a blank look and looks up at the trio, "You guys got some cigarettes?!" "I really doubt that they have some, since you know, its bad for your health," I return the blank stare. "Cassie. These bags under my eyes aren't here for show. I am so stressed out, that's its not even funny! I look like L from frickin Death Note! Hell! All I have to do is dye my hair, change my shirt, and then we can go frickin cosplaying!" This caused Ichijou and I to laugh. "Only one thing missing, you don't have L's intel..." Alex gives me a cold hard glare, "—L's internet! Yes, it's called "You're stupid!"" Then I race towards the gate fearing for my life... me and my damn mouth.
I jump up on the railing only to see him doing the same on the other side. Copy cat. "Remember? I'm into BMX, so you gotta do better than that!" he shouts and laughs like a mad man. Then he starts falling forward. What is he doing? Does he wanna die?! I lean forward too, so I can grasp his hands and make an arch over the trio. We say our goodbyes to the models; only to introduce everyone quickly cuz I forgot to earlier. Gahhh fail...
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I'm really beginning to hate math class. It's just me and the teacher doesn't see eye to eye on things. And he's a paranoid, narrow minded jackass who takes things too seriously! Here's what happen:
Naoko aka Mr. Fish Humper, Hideki but now I call him Ducky and I was having a weird conversation by Naoko's table. When Aidou came out of nowhere and stated that if I wasn't Chaotic's friend, he would have bitten me by now. Though, if I wasn't Chaotic's friend, I most likely wouldn't have been sent to this class or Cross Academy!
"Gee thanks Aidou, love ya too!" I replied sarcastically while rolling my head back to face him. He was walking down the steps only to smirk back at me, "I knew you would fall for me!" He's a cocky son-of-a-bastard! I snort at his comment and turn fully towards him, "Yeahhh…no. Don't you know the definition of sarcasm? How are you a genius again?" I gave a fake questioning look as I tap my pencil against my head. Aidou shot a glare and stomped his foot. He reminds me of a spoiled little kid that will do anything to get what he wants. I advert myself back to Naoko and Ducky in a hunched over fashion. "I'm gonna die!" I whimpered and slam my head against Naoko's desk. Meanwhile, they were laughing their asses off when the teacher came in.
"Please turn to page 276," he spoke as he began writing on the chalkboard. Aw man, I forgot my textbook on my pillow. Onyx is probably sleeping on it. Oh dear. I raise my hand knowing I would get yelled at. "Um…I forgot my textbook," I sheepishly smiled hoping he won't yell. "What a foolish action. You are lucky you got in this class! Perhaps, I should talk to-" "As I recall, this is the first time it has happen. Thus, making it an accident. So why am I getting treated like dirt every time I'm in your class?" I rest my chin on my knuckles and smirk. My joking side was replaced with a sly fox. Perhaps, I've been watching too much Death Note lately. Well whatever it is, he sent me to grab my book. And Kaname requested Ichijou to follow me. Something tells me, something funny is about to happen.
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We were just about to open the Moon doors when we heard music pulsing through the door. Hell, you could feel the vibrations on the ground! Wait, I recognize this song; it's "Old Time Rock N Roll" by Bob Seiger. Fearing the worst, I braced myself. There he was; Chaotic dancing shirtless. He had his back to us. The only thing he was wearing was his batman boxers! How did I become friends with Chaotic again? I blame Tyler. I look over to the couch to see October trying to hold back laughter. The maid was sitting next to her too. GROUP SEX! Hah no. I'm just a pervert! October stops the music and immediately Chaotic spins around with a cheeky smile. "A strip tease without me? How rude!" I joke while holding my sides as I began to laugh. Then I heard a crash beside me. Ichijou fainted! "Takuma!"
Wow. A vampire just fainted… what is the world coming to?
-Cracks up-