In the prison we had Plasmius and cinder block. Stone and slime. The titans needed to split up. fighting slime ball spitting acid was Raven using magic to hold hold back the acid blasts or redirect them back at him, While Robin throw birdarangs that exploded in flames to back him. Max stood on the side lines Chomp armored up charging with "Eletric charge!" the Eletric ram hit the bag guy making his slime try to warp around chomp only for, " ultimate lighting!" the point blank ultimate did it baking and exploding the slime everywhere, To reveal the sleeping man under the monster. He was only human while sleeping.
Raven hovered and wiped slime off her face, "That went a little Too Well for us." Max spat out mud and said, "yeah Too well." Robin held his chin saying, "I don't see why it won't go that well we had the powers to handle this well I even bet the others are doing just as well with cinder block."
Sure enough elsewhere in the prison Cyborg was firing his sonic laser blasts at the rock man saying "Booyah." The stone man was knocked back into a waiting, "Big foot assault." Big dinosaur step on rock, Block man knocked into creator. Pair's roaring as Star, fired off her star bolts at him. Next to it was beastboy who as a robin fly over, before turning to a whale and smashing him under his blubber. The Rock man's hand came out waving a white flag, under the tub of blubber.
Zoe commented on this with a, "...That was too easy, It really was, something fishy is going on here?" Cyborg said this, "yeah That combo BB pulled off would be enough to take down almost anyone I mean , He just dropped at least 330,000 pounds on the guy, out the air, it was the belly flop to end all belly flops. That alone is deadly. Plus Bb is still doing it!" beast boy became small bird then whale and flopped, then bird, up, whale and flop , on cindeblock. " I mean with speed alone you got to multiple the weight. How could that not smash someone's skull in! ...beast boy stop it he's had enough man. Stopped blubber flopping." pairs looked away roaring.
When they got back to the tower they head and alert. They headed to it and saw it, a item from feudal japan was taken form a museum, A staff for drawing symbols. Starfire blinked, "Does this means the Cinder block, freeing the Plasmius was the distraction? To so their boss could take what is probably the really powerful magical object?"
Robin growled making a tight fist as the monitor showed the Card said by Slade. Max sighed and said, "he's going to go off on a Slade rant, the man is a divorced middle aged dad, who is bad for money to make his alimony and child support payments, to a woman he is still in love with despite the fact she spooned out his eyeball. There is nothing else to it." All statement's about Slade are Canon to Dc comics, so you people can't complain, at least not to me.
Zoe popped up and said this , "Just another soldier turned to crime , as the government doesn't give a fuck about it's Veteranas." This is also true, he was a soldier who offered himself as test subject for give you super power program and that how he got his regeneration. She held his arms out, "the Japan thing makes sense, I guess, form a standpoint as they use to go to war with us. I mean this was probably just a PTSD Episode or something, it doesn't have to be magical, It could have just been to show us, Hay I am smarter then you, Haahahahahahaah you lose goodie goodies."
beast boy sat on couch changing the monitor, "I like Zoe's answer better I am on Team he just wanted to call us stupid." he said looking through the Tv. Cyborg got on the couch and said, "I am with Max it's probably magical, or he thinks it's magical. I mean what would Slade want with a staff for drawing magical ruins or whatever the feudal Japanese version of that be called, I offense " he looked to the couple form the past, "I just don't know much about your culture." They said, "It's okay."
Raven hovered floating legs crossed holding her thighs. " The staff isn't magical what it draws is magical, it's just a chunk of wood given a blessing. It can not cast a spell, It is basically a sword washed in holly water, it only works against unholly magically and sooner or later the power will fade, chances are both could be right, a the staff may have had power but no longer does so, or it has one use left."
Starfire floated to one of the fridge and grabbed mustard and started drinking it, "I the hate to go against the girlfriend, but as Max and Zoe who have been in the Romantic relationship longer then I have had the gone against eachother, I shall the take the page form their book. Meaning I shall state girlfriend Raven, it's true power comes from being the symbol, The word people believe in. the belief is it's true power. The symbol or word can be the lie, the taken out of context, and people will still believe it over the truth. Like the trolls who say the fiction is the same as the reality. The symbol be the staff's great power. It was the symbol of the protection as it made the monster repelling things. Now it's a simple of the Titans can't stop Slade. Meaning both the sides of this has the point and are correct."
The next day in School Max was walking form his locker as the Blonde lady known as Kitten who was a few grades higher and their by older smirked saying, "Well if it isn't the Young Cutie form the past with A dinosaur, I would love to do the dinosaur with you at the Dance coming in a few months." She winked holding hips, "And what young boy doesn't dream of an older woman, and I am still young enough this is perfectly fine, Come on Cutie pie Come to the older blonde side we had more fun." Max hissed like a cat.
Max held his backpack between them, "Oh hell to the no. I would rather make out with Mammoth or Gizmo than you!" Kitten growled, Max went on about this, "I mean You are a total bitch, a nightmare , who thinks she is a princess, I have met princess, three of them. One hates it and wanted to be a normal person, One wanted to make her people safer and help others, but she kissed everyone to deal with stress, So I guess you got that negative without the good to balance it out, And I met the princess with the musketeers and I will tell you this, She was willing to suffer her arranged marriage to help her people she sacrificed for others, and birth a monster , and paid for it, You are no princess." He said backing away, "Now Raptor maybe!" For more information on the birthed a monster thing go look up our French princess , and follow through.
Kitten growled "YOU WILL BE MINE BOY THIS I SWEAR ON GIANT MOTHS!" She called out as Max turned tailed and ran for the safety of English class saying, "Sanctuary." Elsewhere Zoe was having a similar problem.
Zoe's problem was she was currently looking both ways leaving the girl's bathroom, "Okay he's not here he's not their, So I should be good." She left and jumped when she heard, "Their's the prehistoric beauty." She turned hissing at the older boy Jim, in white shirt leather vest blue jeans black boots. Zoe ran screaming saying, "KID HEROINE IN DANGER! KEEP HIM AWAY! I AM NOT ALLOWED TO SUMMON PAIRS ON SCHOOL HOURS WITH OUT SUPERVILLAIN SO THIS NORMAL VILLAIN GOT MY LAWFULLY GOOD ASS PINNED! SAVE MY BOOTY! HE IS NOT MY BOYFRIEND HE IS NOT MY MAX! KEEP HIS CREEPY ASS AWAY FROM ME!"
When School ended, The couple summoned their dinosaurs and took off on them Max said this, " Slade I am more worried about Kitten." Zoe looked at him and said, "I am more worried about Jim, he appeared out of nowhere while I was coming out of the can. Howeven? oh hell no I hope he doesn't have a peep hole!" She held her face just realizing that. Max said this, "All they are doing is talking the law is useless to help only hurt, They can't do a thing till they do a thing, and we both want them to do a thing to us." Note like most places Jump city had just the one public school for all grades, and private schools. This shit is why they use to have three schools for a reason you fuckers too cheap to pay teachers enough money, make sure their degrees are in date , or even make enough classrooms let along keep the kids safe form eachother.
The couple headed to Rose and Aki's house. once their they hopped off and carded the Dinosaurs. Max said it, "I am thankful Lily goes to a private school now, And not Jump City school. I am worried what would happen." Zoe nodded. They then walked into Zee Aki and Rose on a video chat with Mary and Spike.
Aki sighed hands up, "I hate the fact I most say this, but we have to co-parent on Max, so me and Rose want another child, To buy the you know what is a thousand dollars so it's cheaper and easier to ask for a hand out, Spike my Ex will you donate so my wife can get pregnant?" Spike blinked.
Mary's eyes sparkled, "A child I can mother from baby to adult, yes my husband will! I love our shared Son but he's not a baby. So yes my husband will give you a hand out, I will collect the band out myself." That's when they heard a "Gross." And all noticed Max and Zoe. Max was throwing up in a trash can. Zoe blinked, "Max no it's wicker!" Rose said, "it has a plastic insert for that reason Zoe he's good. "
Little did they know Slade was preparing a shaman disguise using the staff he would trick thunder and lighting into allowing him to summon Brimstone.