Blitzo was eating popcorn and watching TV with Loona when she heard the door open in their apartment and she jumped over the couch to bark and snarl at the intruder standing in the doorway, who was none other than Emberlynn Pinkle sporting a toothy cheshire cat grin as if she had just discovered a hidden temple or some such as her ears were perked and her wings flapped excitedly as she quickly put away her bobby pins she used to pick the lock with as she stared happily at the now terrified imp as he ducked quickly behind the couch. " Loona, sic her! " he commanded.
" Hey there, Ember. How's it hanging? " Loona greeted her politely, much to the imp's dismay. " Sorry to growl at you, hellhound instincts you know? I thought you were an intruder. "
" It's okay, Loony. I understand. " Emberlynn beamed. " Hey Blitzy-Kun! "
" You fucking befriended the creepy bitch? " Blitzo glared. " Ugh...Hi Creepy Monster Slut.." he greeted her venomously.
" Yeah, well she's pretty cool once you get to know her. Me and Octavia bonded with her while watching Akuma No Otto." Loona said as she and Emberlynn sat on the couch, the cat demon pulling Blitz close to herself and purring contently. " Besides, you need a taste of your own medicine. "
" But Loony, she's creepy! " Blitzo whined as his monster stalker rubbed herself against him, taking off her hoodie and pink skirt to reveal her lacy cat bra and panties as she curled into his lap and dozed off.
" Yeah? well so are you, maybe you're made for each other. " Loona snarled before snickering and resumed eating the popcorn with a smug smile on her face as she watched her adopted father suffer. " Consider it karma for stalking M&M all the time and following Me around when I'm hanging out with Vortex and Bee. "
" Oh please Loony, I didn't do that " Blitzo said as he tugged on his collar nervously.
" Bullshit, I can smell you from miles away, dumbass. " Loona snarked. " Welp, I'm heading to bed, enjoy the company, Blitz. " She yawned as she adjusted her straps on her tank top to avoid flashing her big tits at Blitzo, who looked away respectfully as the hellhound kissed him goodnight and walked away to her bedroom and shut the door and locked it, leaving her adopted dad alone with the content cat demon as he recoiled in disgust and terror as he tried to get some much needed sleep for the night.
Which was interrupted minutes later by Emberlynn sucking his massive cock while cramming the whole thing down her throat and moaning happily when Blitzo woke up with a startled look on his face as he just watched her making out with his tip and moaned slightly when she pressed her tongue into the slit of the head and lapped up his pre cum, much to her satisfaction as she wrapped her big milky tits around and gently started moving them up and down with a cum stained smile on her face.
" Oh fuck...You're very terrifying but you're fucking fantastic at this. " He groaned as the cat demon lovingly gagged on his massive cock.
" I love you, Blitzy-Kun...marry me. " Emberlyn moaned as the imp recoiled in disgust over the thought of being hitched to a lunatic fangirl for the rest of his immortal life. " I can fix you, my love...I'll never abandon you, even if you push me away like all the others. "
" Awww how sweet..." Loona droned sarcastically as she walked past and dug into the refrigerator for a midnight snack. " Night, Emberlynn. "
" Good night Loony! " Emberlynn replied happily as Blitzo buried his face in his hands.
The next Morning at I.M.P Headquarters.
" And that fucking concludes today's fucking meeting. " Blitzo said with an annoyed glare towards the back wall as Emberynn, Moxxie, Millie and Loona were in attendance as the cat demon was curled up on his lap. " M&M, please take this crazy bitch with you, she's the reason I'm cranky today..."
" Sir, our apartment doesn't allow pets. " Moxxie pointed out. " Especially crazy ones like Ember here. "
" Just Take Her, You Pathetic Excuse Using Baby Dick DipShit! " Blitzo muttered angrily towards him while pinching his temple and slamming his fist on the table. " I want her far the fuck away from me as soon as possible. "
" Now now Blitz, don't get all sore on Moxxie, he's just telling you the truth. " Millie defended her husband. " Besides, Embie ain't hurting anyone, she genuinely loves you. "
" Oh Sweet Fucking Satan. you guys befriended her too now? " Blitzo growled in irritation as he clawed at his face.
" Hey, Stalker meet Stalker. " Loona quipped while eating a taco and wearing a I Heart Santo Illeso shirt. " The truth hurts don't it? "
"Ugh...Fuck this bullshit, I'm clocking out early..." Blitzo said as he walked out of the room and slammed the door behind him so hard that it fell down and shattered its glass. Loona, Moxxie and Millie grinning to themselves as they each slipped some cash in to Emberlynn's pockets as she looked at her demon prince forlornly.
" Room for one, please. " Blitzo said while wearing a masked and glittery pink overcoat with matching hat and his dark shades. " And make it snappy, I'm hiding from someone who's stalking me. "
" Okay then Blitzo, who long will you be staying with us? " Vaggie asked him as she swiped his card and ID.
" Just until she goes away for good or Hell freezes over. " Blitzo said. as he was waiting, Charlie jumpscared him. " AHHHH, what the fuck? "
" WELCOME TO THE HAZBIN HOTEL! I'm the proprietor, Charlie Morningstar and that lovely cutie is Vaggie and-" Charlie said until Blitz shushed her.
" Hey Spaz, could you keep it down? I'm trying not to draw attention to myself and your fucking annoying yelling isn't really helping me! " He hissed at her when Vaggie kicked him to the floor pointed her spear towards his neck in retaliation.
" Snap at my Charlie again, and you're going to wish that you hadn't, Pinche` Pendejo! " She snarled. " I was an Exterminator once, you don't want to fuck with me or my family. "
" Duly noted. " Blitzo said as he pushed the tip away from himself.
" Vaggie, let him go. he's just having a rough day Honey. " Charlie said as she helped the imp up. " Don't mind her, she's a little overprotective of me ever since Adam and his forces attacked our hotel. We've lost some good friends. "
" Charlie, I'm sorry for your losses and appreciate the exposition, but I would like to have my room key now please." Blizto said as he dusted himself off. Vaggie handed him his key with the tip of her spear as she and Nifty escorted him to his room, she poked him with it every single step of the way.
Unfortunately, Emberlynn followed him all the way to the hotel and gleefully waited in the lobby for her chance to check into the hotel too as she watched her prince ascend up the stairs as her heart fluttered.