Everglen, Biana's room*
Ivy Willow: *materializes in front of everyone* HIIIIIIIIIIIII ITS MEEEEEEE! My friend is also gonna be hosting the react today! Remember Sage River?
Sage River: *Appears next to Ivy Willow* OMG! IVY WILLOW! IT'S ACTUALLY THEM! *squeals* DIDN'T SHE ALREADY MEET THEM?
Sophie, Keefe, Linh, Fitz, Biana, Dex, Marella and Wylie: Uhhhhhhhhhhh…
Tam: Wassup.
Sage River: HI EMO DUDE!
Ivy Willow: Remember what I said last chapter?
Tam: No, not really.
Flashback*
Tam: I'm not here anymore… totally not here anymore.
Ivy Willow: Okay, fine. But Tam. Be warned the next react will be about you.
end of flashback*
Tam: OH NO! *hides in shadows* What is this going to be about?! Am I going to be punished?
Keefe: Say yes. Ivy Willow, please say yes. I beg you.
Sophie: KEEFE!
Ivy Willow: Well… that's up to Sage River.
Sage River: *was spaced out* Wha?
Ivy Willow: *Gets her catched up.*
Sage River: THAT SOUNDS AMAZING!
Tam: *scared and still hiding in shadows*
Ivy Willow: Don't worry. Sage River is nicer than I am with this sort of thing.
Tam: Oooookaaaayyyyy… but…
Sage River: But nothing. We are getting this over with, Tam. The sooner we start the sooner we finish.
Keefe: YES! Please be done already! TEAM FOSTER KEEFE FOR EVA!
Sophie: Keefe. Stop.
Sage River: Okay. Everyone settle down.
Everyone: *was never talking and looks at each other*
Sage River: Everyone… drum roll please…
crickets chirping*
Sage River: Whatever. Sophie come to me. Tam undo your shadows. SOTAM UNITE!
Sophie: Uhhhhhhhhhh… nope. *light-leaps away*
Sage River: Ivy Willow, can you conjurer her back please? And Tam… UNSHADOW YOURSELF!
Tam: I'm good thank you. FYI I'm light-leaping away now.
Linh: *heehee*
Tam: *Tries and fails to light leap away* Huh?
Sage River: NICE TRY!
Marella: *Light leaps away* *Light leaps back, dragging Sophie with her*
Biana: Nice job, Marella!
Linh: OUR PLAN IS COMING INTO ACTION!
Tam: *Tries and fails to hide himself in shadows* ARRRRGGGGHHHH! *screams in frustration* !
Fitz: Woah, how did you block his ability?
Sage River: A magician never reveals her secrets.
Dex: Uh, I have experience in blocking abilities, and I recommend you DON'T DO THAT! It has scared me… nights of sleep are never the same…
Sophie: I said I forgave you for that, Dex. It was the Councillors who made you do that.
Keefe: And anyways, Tam is okay. *whisper* For noooow hehehehehehe…
Dex: *looking off into the distance* I didn't know…
Fitz: So… how do you do it?
Sophie: *glares* SHUT. UP. FITZ.
Ivy Willow: Author powers. The most powerful powers in the world.
Fitz: So… how can I get these author powers?
Sage River: You can't. Ivy Willow and I have author powers BECAUSE WE WRITE YOU INTO EXISTENCE!
Ivy Willow: *gasp* Sage River! THE FOURTH WALL!
The fourth wall: *breaks*
Everyone in the whole world: *LA GASP!*
Detective, on the other side of the world in the middle of the night: *wakes up* The fourth wall… it has been broken!
Washer: *washes the characters memories of the fourth wall* It has been done.
Sage River: *washes the Washer's memories of the fourth wall* Ivy Willow… I think it has been forgotten.
Ivy Willow: Let's see.
Fitz: So… how can I get these author powers?
Ivy Willow and Sage River: *sighs in relief*
Sage River: Drop it Fitz.
Fitz: But-
Sage River: I said DROP IT Fitz.
Sophie: *knowingly* I think they have a reason.
Sage River: Oh no… Ivy Willow… she remembers.
that guy: Just react to Sotam already.
Sage River: BUT SHE REMEMBERS, that guy! SHE REMEMBERS!
Sophie: I won't tell them. As long as…-
Ivy Willow: OK, THAT'S GREAT!
Sophie: HEY! I DIDN'T FINISH MY THREAT!
Sophie's friends: *gasp* *start whispering to each other*
Did she just threaten someone?
I never thought I would hear that.
Wow, she really just said that.
that guy: Guys, get back on track.
Ivy Willow: You heard him! Everyone shush! And let's finish reacting to Sotam.
Sage River: Hey, that guy. I think we have enough. This has gone on for far to long. Not everyone has to react.
Ivy Willow: YES THEY DO! This is called KOTLC Reacts!
Sage River: *groans* Whyyyyy.
Ivy Willow: *rolls her eyes* I stick by what I say.
Sage River: *groans louder* Fiiiiiiine.
(This is actually how me and my friends talked to each other starting from, "Sage River: Not everyone has to react." I am Sage River and Sage River said exactly what I've said before. And, "Ivy Willow: YES THEY DO! This is called KOTLC Reacts!" That is what my friend who's character is Ivy Willow said to me afterwards. Just some background information.)
Marella: Keefe, can you teach me da Barbie Song?
Keefe: SURE! It starts with: Hiya, Sophie! Hi, Keefe! You want to go for a ride? Sure, Keefe. Jump in.
Sophie: NO KEEFE STOP
Keefe: lol
Biana: And please stop saying lol? It's wierd.
Linh: Marella, Biana, come over here.
Marella: What happened?
Linh: *whispers*
Biana: What?
Linh, Marella, and Biana huddle in a corner*
Keefe: Uhhhhhhh… Should I be scared?
Dex: I think Sophie and Tam should be scared.
Wylie: *in a corner* *extremely happy he's been forgotten*
Sophie: Linh. Biana. Marella. You better include me in your plotting next react.
Linh: *looks up* Sure!
Marella: The four of us will plot whenever we know what the next react will be about.
Biana: Unless it's about one of the four of us.
Linh: Then we'll just not include that one person.
Fitz: Do they share a brain?
Keefe: *puts on invisibility cloak*
Ivy Willow: HEY! WHERE DID YOU GET THAT FROM?
Keefe: *ignores* *walks toward Linh, Marella, and Biana*
Keefe: oh no… *light leaps Sophie away… somehow*
Sophie: *Now in her room in Havenfield* *confused for a second* Uhhhhhh… Oh yay!
Meanwhile in Biana's room:
Keefe: *still under invisibility cloak*
Wylie: *had light leaped away a while ago*
Dex: *hiding… somewhere*
Fitz: *went to the kitchen to eat Ritz Crackers*
Tam: *Can't be in the shadows anymore, so has now become the shadows*
Marella: Ok, so we're ready to begin?
Biana: Yeah. Right Linh?
Linh: Right. *looks up* Ye- *cuts off abruptly*
Biana: What happened? *looks up* oh, uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…Marella: What are you guys- *also looks up* Oh. Er- Ivy Willow?
Ivy Willow: *Had forgotten this was real life and not a TV show* *eating popcorn*
Ivy Willow: Uh, WHAT?
Marella: Can you, uh, I don't know, CONJURE EVERYONE BACK?
Ivy Willow: OH YEA! *snaps*
Everyone: *groans*
Sage River: Alrighty then. *looks at everyone* I know you guys don't want to do this. But the sooner we finish the sooner you can leave. Just saying.
Tam: Okay fine. I don't like Sotam. I like Sophie as a friend but nothing more. *takes a quick look in Biana's direction*
Sage River: Good. You can go now.
Biana, Linh, and Marella: NO! HE CAN'T LEAVE YET!
(Everyone looks at them confused and Sophie starts to get really worried about what they're planning)
Keefe: *done reacting so he's standing in the corner humming Barbie Girl to himself*
Biana: *Walks over to Keefe and pushes him into the closet. Locks the door from the outside looking satisfied*
Ivy Willow: Well, for part two of the magical Sotam, y'all will have to come back next Thursday! You won't be disappointed! For now bye guys!