In the fields at Havenfield. KotLC group is under the Panakes Tree talking.*
Sophie: I know I need to sleep more. But… it's harder than you think it is. Especially with what has happened in the past.
Sage River and Ivy Willow appear out thin air (on the other side of the tree)*
Ivy Willow: *peaks around the side of the tree* We're heeeere. TIME TO REACT, YOU REACTORS!
Everyone: *groans*
Ivy Willow: Suck it up, buttercups.
Wylie: Wait… we? You mean you and someone else?
Ivy Willow: Oh. You caught that? Awwww… I wanted to surprise you! Sage River! C'mon out!
Sage River: HI Y'ALL! Wassup?
Everyone: *groans*
Sophie: Who are you guys shipping me with today?
Ivy Willow: You guys need to stop ruining surprises!
Sophie: So… who is it? Biana? Linh? Wylie?
Sage River: Ding! Ding! Ding! SOLIE! Wylie x Sophie!
Sophie and Wylie look at each other*
Sophie: This couldn't turn out that bad, right?
Wylie: *shrugs* I don't think so. I mean we have already gone through so much. They couldn't come up with something that hasn't already happened, right?
Sophie: *looks at him* You want to test them? Do you really want to see what they can do?
Wylie: *shrugs again* Sort of? Is it really that bad to be curious?
Sophie: Well… in my experience… yes and no.
Keefe: Jeez, Foster, that's really helpful. Also, I still ship me and you… I rest my case. AND THAT WAS A REACT! *light leaps away*
Sage River: Okay. So Keefe is gone now… *sighs* THE REST OF YOU NEED TO REACT EVEN HARDER!
Sophie, Wylie, Linh, Tam, Biana, Marella, Fitz, and Dex: *groans* Whyyyyyyy?
Ivy Willow & Sage River: Because we feel like it.
(Sorry if you think that having people say the same thing at the same time is annoying. It's harder to write this stuff than you may think. :) -Sage River)
Linh: But what if we don't ship this ship? What if I ship Wylie with someone else?
Sage River: Well… I think it depends on who you ship him with.
Linh: *pulls the hair harder around her ear* Uhhhhhhhhh…
Everyone is staring intently at her waiting for the answer. Exceptionally Wylie.*
Linh: Uhhhhhhhh… I ship Wylie and…*squeaks* me.
In the crowd of her friends someone gasped*
Linh: *scared*
Marella: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH LYLIE FOR THE WINH!
Biana: I TOTALLY SHIP IT! THEY'RE SO CUTE! ASDFGHJKL ASDFGHJKL!
Ivy Willow: YAASSS I LOVE LYLIE, but as much as I ship Linh and Wylie, THIS IS A SOLIE REACT!
Sage River: I FORGOT ABOUT THAT! SORRY! WE NEED TO CONTINUE SOLIE! I got distracted!
Ivy Willow: OMG BTW, I MADE UP THIS QUIZ THINGY AND IT'S SO AMAZING! IT TELLS YOU WHAT KOTLC CHARACTER YOU'RE MOST LIKE! CHECK IT OUT HERE: docs./forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSf8TwAmWQHfPjKHGJorkRJPssD-Pmx539ftMl_QuAWr6OTIBg/viewform
Sage River: Ivy Willow, didn't you JUST say we needed to stay on topic?
Ivy Willow: No, I said this was a Solie react, not Lylie.
Sage River: ( – _ – )
Ivy Willow: Anyways. Tam you go first.
Tam: I what first?
Ivy Willow: ! ! ! ! ! ! ! OH MY GOSH, YOU GUYS.
Tam: Oh. Well I'm not ready yet. So… Give me a sec.
Sage River: Okay… we don't have enough time for this so Dex go.
Dex: I never get picked to do anything first or second…
Ivy Willow: OKAY THEN, FITZ!
Fitz: I don't like Solie.
Ivy Willow: …
Fitz: FITZPHIE IS WAY BETTER!
Sophie: *raises hand*
Sage River: Yeah?
Sophie: Fitz, calm down.
Ivy Willow: That… Uh… Uh… … : Ok, ig.
Sage River: Anyways, Wylie?
Wylie: I hate Solie! I mean, no offense, Sophie. I don't hate you, I just don't like you romantically…
Ivy Willow: Ok whatever. Tam?
Tam: Finally! Um… Erm… Hm… I… am ok with Solie? WAIT, NO! I'M NOT OKAY WITH SOLIE! I SHIP LYLIE FOR THE WINH!
Linh: Okay, Tam. You don't have to ship everything I ship.
Tam: BUT I DO!
Linh: Erm… ok whatever.
Ivy Willow: Oh, well. Dex?
Dex: I don't think Sophie or Wylie like each other that way, but if they do… um, no. (Dexphie is better) (Ivy Willow: *glares at him*)
Sage River: Wow. This has been a very boring chapter. We'll try to spice things up next time! For now, bye!
Wylie: Can I borrow someone's leaping crystal in case the next chapter happens in Solreef?
Ivy Willow: NO! Also, yeah, we'll definitely try to spice things up next time. Anyways, GOODBYE FROM ME TOO!
