After getting shoved into his room by Vaggie, Blitzo collapsed onto his bed exhausted from his long day and hoped that he was very much far away from Emberlynn to finally get some reprieve from her stalker tendencies, getting up to put his suitcase on the floor and sighed deeply into his hands as he reflected on what led up to this. " I really fucking regret taking that job...but I needed the money. I'm such a cash whore. " he lamented as he took out his pony plush and hugged it before calling up Loona for a favor. " Hey Loonie~ mind coming to visit me? I'm at the Hazbin Hotel...Yes down the other rings...I just want some company and some food if you could bring it to me I want a burger from that diner with that hunky hellhound, Because I want to keep a low profile in case your friend stalked me here, Oh quit bitching, I'll take you to that goth store you love so much once this blows over, I promise, 'Kay, love you Loonie! "
Sitting at the bar, Emberlynn as chatting up Husk as he was washing drinking glasses as he stood there clearly miserable having to hear this bimbo prattle on and on about how awesome Blitzo is and he tuned her out to think how much better company Angel Dust is compared to her right about now despite his attempts at flirting are more desperate than her.
" Do you actually know this Blitzo character? what's he like aside from appearances? " He asked finally while placing the glasses neatly behind the counter. " It seems to me that you're interested in the superficial than the person of substance. "
" That's what I'm trying to do, I want to get to know him and what makes him tick...and.." Emberlynn stopped herself as Husk's words sunk into her mind as the realization dawned on her and guilt settled in. " my obsession pushed him here...Oh. Poor Blitz...I need to talk to him, do you know what room he's in? "
"Sorry Miss, I'm not going to just give that info-" Husk started to try to persuade her away from Blitzo's room when Angel Dust cut in.
" Room 45, second floor, Toots. " He said with a devilish grin as Husk glared at him after kicking him in the knee. " Ow you Shortstack Cocksucker! "
" You fucking moron, now she's going to harass him, good job Angel Fuck! " Husk growled as he slammed his fist on the counter.
" Thanks! " Emberlynn said after running up the stairs and into the elevator to head to the second floor as a cloaked figure walked into it carrying a unmarked bag the smelt of cheap diner food, the scent wafting into the cat's nose as she inched closer to get a look when the figure shoved her off the bag with their gloved hand. " Hey, you rude cunt. I was just curious! " the figure growled at her and pressed the button for Level Two and the elevator car started going up before stopping at the second floor and the figure dashed off as the cat followed after them, determined to get a bite of whatever that was, the chase continued until Emberlynn lost her prey into one of the rooms, which was the room she was heading to, Room Number 45, who's door was closing fast when she slipped inside.
" Okay, here's your cheap processed garbage, Dad. " Loona said as she tossed the bag on the bed. " Just like you ordered, had to choke the cook half to death so that he did it right this time and so he stopped trying to grab my ass. "
" Awww, that's my girl! " Blitzo said as he hugged Loona, who rolled her eyes and reluctantly returned the hug. " Don't take no shit from those pervy fucks! "
" Damn right, Also that creepy Hellscord Kitten followed me here " Loona said as she pulled Emberlynn out of her tail. " Hey Creeper, it was all fun and games. but playtime is over. So fuck off away from my Dad or I'm shitting out your skull."
" Okay Loona, that was a bit excessive and disgusting and Consider my lesson to not stalk my daughter and co-workers learned.." Blitzo seethed. " Moxxie and Millie are getting fucked when I get back...And what the hell do you want, Emberlynn? "
" OHMIGOSHHESAIDMYNAME!" Emberlynn jumped excitedly before stopping to compose herself. " Ahem, Blitzy-kun...I just came to apologize to you for my stalkerish behavior, it was very creepy and wrong of me to do. And I want to make things right with you if you're willing to forgive me. "
" Why should I do that? I don't even like you, in fact, I hate you very much! I want you hundreds of rings away from me, is that clear? " Blitzo shouted at her. " Get Out Of My Life Now! "
Emberlynn said nothing as she whimpered and bawled her eyes out as she left the room, her feelings crushed as the imp's proud facade started to fade quickly as he and Loona stared at each other as the Hellhound's red eyes gestured to the open door.
" Aw fuck...I'll go apologize to her...damn guilty conscience. " He sighed as he followed after Emberlynn as Loona chowed down on his cheese fries.
" Women. " She chuckled as she digged into her large cleavage for a fry had fallen down it.
Blitzo chased after the cat throughout the halls as a familiar song played through the speakers, much to his irritation and Charlie's laughter as Vaggie chided her for repeatedly playing it 50k times while the imp followed the cat towards the main balcony to where Emberlynn was already climbing over the railing to jump as his heart sank.
" Emberlynn...there's no need to do that, just climb back over to me.." He told her in a worried tone. " You wanted to be held in my arms, right? just slowly come back to me. "
" I ruined your life...so I'm doing what you told me to do. " Emberlynn said. " No one ever loved me when I was alive, which is why I stayed in my room on weekends on my days off work, my passions kept me sane from my loneliness, but it just wasn't enough...then you showed up and brought me happiness, even after your murdered me. "
" Oh boy this ain't the fanfic for this, Emberlynn, just come back over that railing to me before you unalive yourself, please." Blitzo told her. " Life is worth living, not losing over your misguided attempt for romance, those hentai's aren't real. "
" Blitz, I'm horny, not stupid. " Emberlynn told him with a blank stare. " I know they're not real...neither are the romances in them...which is why I fell for you and all I did was push you away...you think my folks will find me here when they eventually die? would they still love me? "
" I'm...not the right person to ask that question, Pinkle. " Blitzo told her. " Hell, my folks don't love me either...oh fuck I'm relating to my stalker, real fucking nice, Satan. "
Emberlynn shifted herself off the railing and glomped the imp to the floor, purring contently as he winced in pain and cringe. " I love you so much, Blitzy-Kun...thank you for talking to me."
" Ugh...fine...I love you too. " Blitzo said in reluctance. " Just promise me you won't go killing yourself over petty bullshit, Okay? "
" I promise, my love! " Emberlynn purred while giving her beloved kisses and love bites, much to his chagrin.
The hotel staff smiled and aww'd at this exchange as Loona walked up and took a photo of Blitzo and Emberlynn hugging, still eating the fries with a shiteating grin on her face.
" This is really fucking adorable, posting this to Sinstagram btw " she chuckled as her adopted father fumed.
" You better fucking not, and bitch give me a fry! " He yelled.
The End.