Hey, guys. Welcome to the new chapter of Joseph Williams: The 9th Grade Ninja Season 1. I hope that you guys will enjoy the new chapter...anyway, I don't own anything except for my OCs, and the OCs Legion DuBois and the SamuraiNomicon belong entirely to 9655.
NOW LET'S GET ON WITH THE STORY!
"Is it me, or is Coach Green completely insane?" A worried Theresa asked as it was a normal day in Norrisville, and we cue over to the Norrisville Highschool as we zoomed inside to see Joseph and the others hanging out in the Norrisville Highschool Gym with Theresa having her shoulder-length violet hair with three lavender streaks tied up into a high ponytail as she wore her Gym Clothes, which consisted of a short-sleeved white shirt with the Norrisville Highschool Logo on it, black shorts, and a pair of black shoes.
"Trust me, it's not just you. Coach Green is genuinely insane and I think that he gets a sick thrill of trying to find new ways to kill us." Debbie says with a nervous gulp while having her shoulder-length straight prussian blue hair tied up into a high bun as she wore her Gym Clothes, which consisted of a short-sleeved white shirt with the Norrisville Highschool Logo on it, black shorts, and a pair of black shoes.
"Oh, come on, girls, I wouldn't go that far. I think he's just trying to keep gym class interesting," Joseph says with an awkward smile on his face while wearing his Gym Clothes, which consisted of a short-sleeved white shirt with the Norrisville Highschool Logo on it, black shorts, and a pair of black shoes.
"Oh, yeah?" Legion asked while wearing his Gym Clothes, which consisted of a short-sleeved white shirt with the Norrisville Highschool Logo on it, black shorts, and a pair of black shoes. "Do you think that's interesting?" Legion asked while pointing over at Coach Green, who cackled manically as he held up a flamethrower and pressed a button on it to have his weapon shoot out a big stream of fire that caused everyone to duck out of the way to avoid it as it narrowly shoots past Rachel, only missing thanks to her short stature as she yelped in surprise.
"Wow, for once, I'm grateful for being short..." A relieved and stunned Rachel says while wearing her Gym Clothes, which consisted of a short-sleeved white shirt with the Norrisville Highschool Logo on it, black shorts, and a pair of black shoes.
"Oh, this baby has a light trigger,"
"Yeah, no, Coach Green is totally insane," Heidi says deadpannedly while wearing her Gym Clothes, which consisted of a short-sleeved white shirt with the Norrisville Highschool Logo on it, black shorts, and a pair of black shoes.
"So, who's ready to play Hopscorch?" Coach Green asked with a sinister smirk on his face just as his phone suddenly rang as he reached into his pocket to pull it out to answer it. "Uh, huh...uh, huh...okay, cheers." Coach Green says with a disappointed tone while hanging up the call and throws away the flamethrower amidst all of the things that were set on fire as it explodes once it touches the bleachers. "Apparently, your Fire Marshal has some 'safety concerns' so Hopscorch is off." Coach Green says with an annoyed tone as Joseph and the others sigh in relief. "I know, I'm bummed too. I guess that I'll just have to go with my backup plan, which is climbing a rope." Coach Green says as he then points over at a hanging rope.
"Huh, that's refreshingly rational," Legion says with a soft smile on his face as Debbie sighs heavily and facepalmed as she uses her free hand to begin counting down.
"...Three...two...one..."
"But to ensure a spirited romp, I've enlisted a few of your classmates to assault you with balls as you ascend." Coach Green says with an evil grin just as Bash and his buddies break through the doors, grinning wickedly as they all have dodgeballs in their hands.
"Oh, goddamn it, we just got Greened," Joseph complains as Theresa nods nervously.
"Greened hard," Theresa says just as Mick deflated a ball by eating a piece of it off as an annoyed Bash glared at him.
"Mick! Now we got one less crushing ball!" Bash chatises as Coach Green blows the whistle, and all of the students line up in front of him nervously.
"Ready to give it a go, Stevens?" Coach Green asked as a smug grin Stevens walked over to hand a Doctor's Note over to him. "According to his family physician, Young Stevens here has some sort of 'medical condition' that forbids him from climbing a rope." Coach Green says with Stevens walking off as he trumpets victoriously to his irritated classmates. "Ms. Kang, it's your turn to shimmy the whipple."
"Oh, juice me in the ass..." A groaning Debbie muttered under her breath while walking forward as she reached over to grab onto the rope and took a deep breath with Joseph and the others eyeing her worriedly as Debbie was about to start climbing up a rope but stopped as the school bell rang. "Oh, well, out of time. What a shame."
"Chin up, Miss Kang," Coach Green says while going over to pat Debbie on the head rather roughly as Joseph and the others walk up to her. "You'll be first on the rope tomorrow." Coach Green says while turning around to walk away as Joseph, Legion, Rachel, Debbie, Theresa, and Heidi all shared a concerned look as they all gulped nervously.
~{Joseph Williams: The 9th Grade Ninja Season 1-Theme Song}~
Joseph:
For eight hundred years, the city of Norrisville has been protected by a Ninja.
The city of Norrisville was in chaos as monsters, thugs, and supervillains were rampaging across the city, destroying everything in sight as the villains smiled sinisterly at a crowd of scared civilians as the people of Norrisville cowered before the villains but then beamed as they stared up at the sky with hopeful/relieved looks on their faces. Dumbfounded by their sudden hopefulness, the villains looked and gasped in fear as they saw the Ninja standing on top of the Norrisville Highschool with an angry look on his face.
The villains trembled fearfully against his gaze as the Ninja brought out his swords and twirled them around before pointing them in the villain's direction as he glared at them determinedly. The bad guys tried to flee, but no one could escape from the Ninja's wrath as he leaped off from the building and flew toward the scared villains and he let out a war cry. After a few hours of brutally defeating every villain in his way, the city was finally at peace again as the citizens cheered for their hero, and the worn-out Ninja waved at them before smokebombing away as the smoke filled the area.
Joseph:
But no one knows that every four years...a new warrior is chosen
The smoke then disappears to reveal Nomi standing in front of Norrisville High while holding the NinjaNomicon in her hands as it glowed brightly with magical energy as Nomi smiled at the readers before opening the book and a massive amount of black/blue ribbons flew out of it, and they all started flying towards the Norrisville School.
Rachel, Debbie, and Nomi:
Go, Ninja!
Breaking through the doors, the massive amounts of black/blue ribbons flew past the startled students as they flew through the hallway and reached a classroom with the Messenger standing outside the room as the young man tips his hat to cover his eyes and pointed inside as the ribbons spotted Joseph inside the empty classroom with his friends, Rachel and Debbie, standing beside him.
Joseph:
A freshman to fight the forces of evil
Wiggling around in excitement, the black/blue ribbons raced past the surprised girls as they grabbed onto a shocked Joseph and lifted him into the air as the black/blue ribbons began to wrap themselves around his slim body, and Joey slowly started transforming into the Ninja as Rachel and Debbie watched on in shock from the sidelines.
Joseph:
My name is Joseph Williams...and I am the Norrisville Ninja!
When the transformation is finished, we see the Ninja standing in place as he leaps up and twists himself in the air as he lands back on the ground with the sheer force of his landing cracking the floor below him as the Ninja stoically stands up and pulled out his metal staff as he twirled it around and struck the ground as he posed for a bit before reaching into one of his pockets to pull out a...
Joseph:
Smokebomb!
Blue smoke covers the area as we see the Ninja performing various heroic acts that range from saving a cat from a tree to stopping a bank robbery and even stopping a magical sorcerer from taking over the world with his monster army.
Rachel:
What the hey!
Come on, you!
What the juice!
He's so bruce!
A heavily bruised-up Joseph and Legion panted as the Teenage Warriors stood around in a large swamp while facing a big muscular spiky red-haired man with both of them not wearing their Ninja Suit and Samurai Armor as the evil swamp man had their friends held hostage. The Mysterious Man grinned evilly as he pointed his gun at the girls and ordered Joseph and Legion to hand over their Ninja Mask and Samurai Gauntlet as Legion gritted his teeth angrily while Joey glared at him furiously but reluctantly did what he said as the teenager took out his Ninja Mask and tossed it over at the man with Legion doing the same begrudgingly as he tossed over his Samurai Gauntlet.
Grabbing the Magical Items, the mysterious man stared down at the Ninja Mask and Samurai Gauntlet, mystified as he ran his disgusting hands all over the Ninja Mask's magical fabric and the Samuari Gauntlet's magical metal frame as Joseph and Legion demanded him to release their girls, but the man only grinned at the young teen sinisterly as he points his gun back at Rachel, Debbie, Heidi, and Theresa as the Mysterious Man pulls the trigger with the Boy's eyes widen in shock/horror as their horrified expressions were quickly replaced with sheer determination and anger.
Sprinting forward, Joseph and Legion rushed over to the girls and managed to save them by using their bodies as a shield to protect them from the bullets as they pierced through their stomachs, and Rachel, Debbie, Heidi, and Theresa could only watch in horror/misery as Joey placed his hand on his stomach in agony and coughed out blood while Legion nearly dropped down into the ground barfed out blood as the evil man smirked and walked over to the bleeding teenagers as he pushed them into a swamp, and blood stained the water as the swamp man laughed evilly while the girls could only weep in sorrow for their boyfriends' death.
Debbie:
That's the cheese!
Ninja, please!
Ninja, rock!
Don't stop!
The Ninja grunted in pain as he was kicked away by another teenager, who was wearing a samurai outfit, and crashed landed on the roof of a train as the Samurai-dressed teen stoically walked over to him and pulled out his sword to slice off Joey's head as the Ninja reacted quickly and closed his eyes in concentration as his suit changes color from blue to crystal blue, and Joey swiftly generated an ice shield to block the fatal sword strike as he then pushed the samurai warrior off of him.
Stumbling in his steps, the Samurai Teenager was shocked by Joseph's display of magical power as the Ninja leaped up back onto the ground and stood in a fighting stance as his suit's colors changed from crystal blue to pure white, and the Ninja slowly generated a whip made out of electricity as he then wrapped the Samurai Warrior with his whip and his hands glowed with electricity as the Ninja started electrocuting the samurai warrior as his opponent screamed in pain and agony.
Nomi:
What the hey!
Come on, you!
Deep inside the NinjaNomicon, we see a shirtless Joseph standing in the middle of a meadow as he faces a giant doodle dragon, and the large drawing roars down at him, but Joseph isn't scared as he stoically cups his hands and a bright yellow sphere appeared as Joey concentrated on charging up his energy. Nomi sat a few feet ahead of him as she eyed her current warrior closely while strumming her doodle ukulele as sweat dripped down from Joseph's forehead and the young teen grunted in effort as he then threw out his hands, and a giant beam of yellow energy flew towards the fake dragon.
Legion:
Do it, Ninja!
What the juice!
The monster stared at the beam of energy impassively before widening his eyes in shock as, at the last possible minute, the beam of energy shaped itself into a giant golden dragon, and the magical dragon roared as it then pierced through the doodle dragon's heart and a massive explosion occurred. Panting heavily from the overused energy, Joseph fell down as he took deep breaths and caught his breath as he looked up at Nomi and grinned at her as the NinjaNomicon smiled and nodded proudly as Joseph promptly fell down in exhaustion and passed out as Nomi sweatdrops at the sight of her knocked out student before shaking her head as she continued playing her ukelele and waited for her student to wake up to continue training.
Rachel, Debbie, Nomi, and Legion:
He's a hero!
Come on, fighter!
Just a freshman...and a Ninja!
Back at Norrisville High, we see Joey, Rachel, Debbie, and Legion standing near the lockers, just minding their business, when suddenly green stank flew out of the vents as they flew into the innocent students'/teachers' bodies and possessed them as they slowly transformed into horrifying, grotesque monsters. The teenagers gasped in shock at this before narrowing their eyes in determination as the girls hugged the boys, covering them from public view as Joey and Legion swiftly transformed into the Ninja and the Samurai as Rachel and Debbie gave their boyfriend a few good luck kisses before the Ninja and the Samurai runs off to confront the Stankified Teenage Monsters.
The citizens of Norrisville backup in fear as the horde of monsters slowly stalked over them with evil glints in their eyes as they were led by the great and powerful Sorcerer as the ancient magic-user laughed maniacally at the look of pure fear on their faces, only for everybody to suddenly start cheering in relief as McFist and Viceroy appeared, thinking that he arrived to save them, but much to their shock/surprise, McFist grins at them sinisterly as he orders his assistant Viceroy to back the Sorcerors army up with his own army and the mad scientist nodded, eager to show off his inventions as Viceroy pressed a button on his tablet and soon enough an army of mechanical and mutant robots appeared as they stood beside the monster army.
The citizens felt their hope die at the sight of the most beloved man in town betraying them as they fell to their knees and were about to surrender to their fate, until suddenly a puff of blue smoke covered the area as the Ninja and the Samurai appeared, standing in a classic ninja and samurai poses as the entire population of Norrisville started cheered at the sight of their true heroes as the Ninja and the Samurai slowly looked up at the army that he was going against and glared at them fearlessly as Joey and Legion closed their eyes in concentration.
The crowd of people was confused about what he was doing until suddenly a rainbow aura covered the teenagers' bodies as a tornado appeared below them and slowly lifted the Ninja and the Samurai up into the air as everybody watched on with shock/awe as Joseph's Ninja Suit and Legion's Samurai Armor keeps changing color rapidly with Ninja's scarves wiggling around excitedly as four more scarves popped out.
Grunting, Joseph let out a fierce roar as one of his scarfs was set on fire while another one was frozen solid as his third scarf began spinning around rapidly and began to form strong winds as his fourth scarf pulled out and levitated multiple small rocks from the ground below as they stuck themselves against his scarf and it slowly started forming into a rock-like scythe as the Ninja's fifth scarf wiggled madly and water squirted out of it as it wrapped around the scarf and formed into a spiked mace as his last scarf sparkled with electricity as it whipped around violently with the speed of lightning!
Narrowing his eyes in determination, Legion let out a loud battle cry as his armor broke apart and various metal plates flew around him as multiple trails of electricity, plants, acid, and wood flew out of the plates as they whirled around Legion's form before they flew over to impact against his body and a huge purple chi-like aura formed around him as a glaring Samurai floated in place.
With their transformation sequences now complete, Joseph opened his eyes, revealing them to be completely white with fox-like pupils, and Legion opened up his eyes as well to reveal that they were pupilless and glowing a hot purple energy as the young teenage boys glanced down at the army and glare at them as the Ninja raised his elemental scarfs and the Samurai summoned his aura purple sword and the Teenage Warriors flew toward them as the villains were frightened at first before quickly regaining their nerves as they ran after the flying ninja, and both the heroes and the villains let out loud battle cries as they raised their arms and they then slammed their fists together as a huge shockwave rang out across the city!
An epic battle occurred as both sides struggled to overpower each other, but in the end, the Ninja and the Samurai won the day as a heavily battered and injured Joseph and Legion stood on top of a pile of knocked out/dead villains as the panting Teenge Warriors glanced down at the citizens of Norrisivile and raised their fists in victory as everybody started cheering for their heroes. The Ninja and the Samurai grunted in pain as they could barely stand up at this point, but after spotting their girls giving them scared yet proud looks, Joseph and Legion found the energy to smile at them weakly as the Ninja shakily stood up and reached into his suit as he pulls out a...
Joseph:
Smokebomb!
Throwing down a smokebomb, a massive cloud of blue smoke covered the area as it slowly disappeared to reveal the Ninja and the Samurai standing up on top of the logo of the story with Rachel, Debbie, Heidi, and Theresa standing beside the Teenage Warriors and they grinned at the camera as the Ninja's blue scarfs and the Samurai's helmet red head bandana blew into the wind majestically.
~{Joseph Williams: The 9th Grade Ninja Season 1-Theme Song Over}~
"Okay, guys, we have a serious problem here," Debbie says with a glare as we see her and the others making their way out of the Norrisville Highschool Gym as they now wore their Normal Clothes. "I do not want to climb that rope," Debbie says before she and the others flinch in surprise when a dodgeball flies past them as everyone whirled around to see Bash and his Friends smirking at them evilly.
"We're gonna crush you tomorrow! Crush you like the thing that crushes...other things! Yeah!" Bash says with a sinister laugh as Mick eats another ball. "Mick, bro, you're killing me," Bash says while he and his friends turn around to leave as Joseph then turns to give Debbie a sly grin.
"What would you say if I said you don't have to climb that rope?"
"I would say great and I would kiss you if you know how," Debbie says as Joseph shrugs.
"I don't know, but I bet the answer lies within...the Nomicon!" Joseph says while reaching into his hoodie to pull out his math book.
"That's your math book," Legion says with a flat look on his face as Joseph spotted this and blushed in embarrassment as he then hid his math book and pulled out his NinjaNomicon.
"I meant the Nomicon!" Joseph says as Legion reaches into his bag to pull out his SamuraiNomicon, and the group runs back inside the Norrisville Highschool Gym as they make their way into the Boys' Locker Room and close the door behind them as the boys go over to sit down on the bench. "Okay, Nomi, we need you and Sammy's help to find a way to have Debbie skip climbing that rope."
"What do you guys got?" Legion asked as he and Joseph opened their NinjaNomicon and SamuraiNomicon as the Nomicons glowed a bright blue/purple.
"Arwoooh!" Joseph and Legion exclaimed in unison while feeling their bodies going limp as they faceplanted onto the Nomicons and fell forward to crash down into the ground as the Boys were magically sucked into the NinjaNomicon and the SamuraiNomicon as the Duo fell through numerous pages and pictures of Ninjas, Samurai, and Monsters before Joseph and Legion landed down in a Ninja Dogo right in front of Nomi and Sammy, who floated in the air as they then snapped their fingers and the wall above them ripped apart to show a mystic riddle hidden inside of it.
The best way to avoid an attack is to avoid an attack
"...What the juice kind of advice is that?! It's like saying that the best way to breathe is by breathing?!" A disbelieving Joseph asked as even Legion was taken back by the rather obvious advice.
"For real, what are we supposed to do with that advice?!"
"You know what? Forget it, girls, if neither of you didn't wanna help, all you had to do was not suck us in here!" Joseph snapped with Nomi and Sammy glaring down at them furiously, and the whole Ninja Dogo began shaking violently as the floor beneath them began to crack and shatter apart as Joseph and Legion screamed panickedly as they fell below and were whooshed out of the NinjaNomicon and SamuraiNomicon.
"Arwoooh!" Joseph and Legion exclaimed after feeling their minds getting transported back into their bodies in the real world as the Young Samurai sat up and accidentally hit the back of the bench with a pained yelp as the Young Ninja sat up, and the NinjaNomicon suddenly flew upwards, and bashed against his head before crashing down on top of his crotch, causing him to let out a high-pitch pained squeal as he gripped his injured dick.
"Ow! Damn it, Nomi, you did that on purpose!"
"So, you guys got it?" Debbie asks hopefully as Legion shakes his head.
"Nomi and Sammy were a dead end."
"And kinda jerky about it," Joseph added while whimpering in pain as the NinjaNomicon glowed blue and growled like a tiger as it floated up into the air and began banging against his head repeatedly, making him yelp in pain each time as Rachel ran over to grab the glowing blue and vibrating Nomicon and place it back in Joseph's hoodie as Heidi and Theresa went over to help him up to his feet while Debbie did the same with Legion as she sighed heavily.
"Ugh, Stevens is so lucky that he has his stupid Doctor's Note to get him out of Gym."
"Wait...that's it, Debs! We need a Doctor's Note! We need a Golden Doctor's Note!" A beaming Joseph says as Theresa rolled her eyes and scoffed.
"Joseph, everyone's gone looking for that notepad."
"I'm sorry but what is the Golden Doctor's Note?" Legion asked curiously as Heidi turned to him.
"Well, Legion, the Golden Doctor's Notes are magical, golden Doctor Notes that can essentially excuse any student, regardless of body or mental conditions, to be exempted from dangerous physical activities, but the thing is that they don't exist. It's a myth, a fairytale 7th graders tell each other at sleepovers."
"Yeah, well, a city being protected by an 800-year-old Ninja and Samurai seems farfetched but they exist, so why can't the Golden Doctor's Note exist?" Joseph asked while going over to search for clues as he started opening a bunch of lockers one by one until he was able to open up one of them that contained his classmate as he hung upside down inside of his locker.
Standing before them is a 5'8-feet-tall, 15-year-old Boy with sky-blue eyes, chin-length dark blue hair curled upward toward the end, thin dark blue eyebrows, a big nose, a sharp chin, Pale Skin, a tall lanky build, and his outfit consists of a purple top hat, a long-sleeved high-collared purple overcoat with a short-sleeved lavender shirt underneath, a black necklace, a black belt with a silver belt buckle, long grey pants, and a pair of purple boots. His name is Julian, the Klub Master of Der Monster Klub, a student at Norrisville High, and Theresa's Cousin.
"Greetings, Mortals," Julian says while speaking with a slight English accent via a shaky or soft voice as he lets out a spooky giggle. "If you seek the entrance to the old gym, it lies not in this tin tomb-Wait, there are girls here?!" A shocked Julian asked while accidentally losing his grip on the hanger that he was hanging from and crashing down to the ground as Joseph raised an eyebrow confusedly.
"Julian?" Joseph asked with a surprised tone as Debbie and Heidi rolled their eyes dryly as Rachel smiled awkwardly as Legion stepped back with an uncomfortable look on his face.
"Hi, Julian." Theresa greeted as Julian got up from the floor.
"Hello, Theresa, we can't help but overhear that you guys are trying to find the Golden Doctor's Note, right?"
"Uh, yes, we are," Joseph says while feeling a bit worried that he might've overheard them talking about the NinjaNomicon and SamuraiNomicon, but Julian didn't seem to know that he and Legion were the Ninja and Samurai, so he decided to not bring that up.
"Do you know where it is?" Legion asked as Julian giggled darkly and began twirling around as he spread out his arms.
"Well, you see, we haunt this locker room every day yet the entrance eludes us, but thankfully, Ghoulian was able to help me find this map," Julian says while reaching behind him to pull out an old pizza box and opening it to show a map of the school with words inside.
"Ghoulian?" A confused Legion asked as Theresa leaned over to whisper into his ear.
"Yeah, uh, Julian's Dad died when he was really young during a fight between the Ninja and a Stanked Monster, and ever since then, Julian has developed a Split Personality named, Ghoulian, and likes to be referred to with we/them pronouns. Julian takes medication to try and repress it but it doesn't always work. Just try to ignore Julian every time he mentions Ghoulian and don't try to insult him or else Julian will get really angry." Theresa explained as Legion nodded.
"But we've never been able to decipher the riddle. Solve it, and you can join us on a quest into the deep, cavernous void." Julian says as Joseph goes over to grab the pizza box out of his hands.
"Well, lucky for you, I'm great at solving riddles," Joseph says as he begins to examine the riddle. "In this room, amid the sweat stink and such, the entrance lies where no boy would ever touch...where's the one place in a locker room no one's ever touched?" Joseph asked before beaming in realization as he ran into the Boys' Bathroom, and the others followed after him as they spotted a soap dispenser covered in webs. "Oh, the Soap dispenser."
"Ewww, that's disgusting," A grossed-out Rachel says as Heidi nods with a glare.
"And unsanitary."
"Please tell me that you boys use soap." A green-faced Debbie pleaded as the boys nodded.
"Of course, but I bring my own soap from home because I don't like the school's soap. It smells horrible." Joseph says as Legion raises his hand.
"I prefer to use the Basement's Bathroom because it's cleaner," Legion says as Julian rubs his hands and giggles evilly.
"Ghoulian refuses to share a body that doesn't wash their hands after using the bathroom, so I clean my hands all the time," Julian says as the girls sigh in relief and Legion reaches over to grab a paper towel as he wraps it around his hand before using it to press the dirty soap dispenser, but all that comes out is dust.
"What'd I tell you? It's a myth." Heidi says with a glare as Legion presses the Soap Dispenser again, and that causes the floor underneath them to open as the gang screams in surprise and falls down into the hole as Old Green Stank billows from the hole, making its way into the vents into the Sorcerer's Underground Magical Prison as we see said person sitting on his stool boredly with Kit eating a piece of cheese as the Sorcerer caught a whiff of the Old Stank and smiles wickedly.
"Mmm, now there's a scent I haven't smelled in 120 Years. Someone's searching for the Golden Doctor's Note, eh?"
"Well, what are you going to do now?" Kit asked as Sorcerer glared at him in announcing and crossed his arms.
"I don't know what I'm going to do! I just found out! After the last kid who tried to find the Golden Doctor's Note died, I didn't think that anyone else would be stupid enough to go down to the Old Norrisville Gym and try to find it again!" The Sorcerer says as we cue back to the others, and we see them sliding down a vent-like slide as the group all crash through a duct and tumble onto the dusty wooden floor as Joseph and the others groan in pain before getting up from the floor as they all looked to see the Old Norrisville Highschool Gym, which was filled with wooden platforms and exercise equipment everywhere as there was also a small office placed at the end of the underground cave.
"Whoa..." An amazed Joseph says as Julian perked up.
"The old gym. Just as we imagined. So dark, so creepy, so marvelous."
"You're a freak, you know that, right?" Heidi says to him deadpannedly as Julian giggles sheepishly.
"Heidi, be nice. Julian is helping us." Theresa scolded, defending her Cousin, as Joseph and Legion can be seen studying the map.
"Never stray from the course, follow the path across the horse,"
"I think it means these pommel horses," Legion says while pointing down at a field of pummel horses that were scattered everywhere.
"So to get out of doing gym stuff, we gotta do gym stuff?" A sarcastic Debbie asked as Rachel shrugged with a small giggle.
"It's quite ironic, don't you think?" Rachel asked before she and the others climbed down into the sea of pummel horses and began jumping from each of them one by one as Joseph and the others, sans Debbie and Heidi, were able to reach the other side and climb up to the wooden platform with a curious Julian walking off as the Prussian Blue Haired Teenage Girl and the Orange-Haired Teenage Girl were planning to jump off their respective pommel horses, only for the wooden floor to begin to crack until it breaks apart as Debbie and Heidi screamed panickedly when they began falling down towards their deaths and were heading straight towards a pile of sharp spikes that had the decomposing dead bodies of past Students who tried to grab the Golden Doctor's Note.
"Debbie!/Heidi!" The Gang screamed worriedly as Legion rushed over to grab Heidi by her left hand and pulled her up to the wooden platform as a concerned Joseph tried to rush over to grab Debbie's right hand but missed as the screaming teenage girl continued falling down towards her death and Joseph reacted quickly as he poked his hand into his hoodie and reached into his Ninja Mask.
"Joseph Williams Scarf Grab!" Joseph shouted while pulling out one of his Ninja Blue Scarves and threw it down to fly over to wrap around Debbie's waist as the Young Ninja swiftly yanked her up into the air while being thankful that his friend was so small and petite that she was light enough for him to pull up as a screeching Debbie flew upwards and crashed down on top of Joseph, tackling him into the ground as Rachel and Theresa ran over to the girls worriedly.
"Are you okay?"
"Oh, yeah, we're fine...NO, WE'RE NOT OKAY!"
"YEAH, WE ALMOST FREAKING DIED!" Debbie and Heidi snapped furiously with Joseph hiding his away his Blue Ninja Scarf back in his Ninja Mask as he was about to say something, but then-
"How I envy thee," Julian says while standing on top of giant treadmills in rows as everyone glances up at him in shock. "Death is so cool!"
"Julian get down from that thing! It's dangerous!" Theresa yelled concernedly as Julian giggled darkly and twirled around.
"But, look, Cousin, I found an adorable instrument of torture! Isn't it delightful?!" Julian asked just as the treadmill started, surprising the boy as he yelped and tripped as the Goth Both nearly lost his hat. "My hat!" Julian yelled anxiously while adjusting his hat as weight balls rolled in from a cave opening, threatening to trip him as he jumped over them.
"Hang on, Julian!" Legion says reassuringly while he and the others run over to appear underneath the treadmills, making sure to be out of Julian's sight but were still able to see him as Joseph then poked his hand into his hoodie and reached into his Ninja Mask to pull out a-
"Smokebomb!" Joseph says while pulling out a Smokebomb as he then threw it down onto the ground, and causing a big burst of blue smoke to occur as the Gang is teleported away, and we then see Joseph and the others warping over to appear behind an oblivious Julian with another puff of blue smoke as, suddenly, a ball whacks the Goth Boy in the guts, sending him tumbling past the group as he crashed down into the treadmill and Julian screamed fearfully as a giant spiky roller appears at the end of the treadmill, threatening to kill Theresa's Cousin as he began trying to crawl away.
"I don't wanna die! Death isn't cool!"
"I knew Lord Creepy was a fraud!" Heidi says with a smug grin as Rachel gives her a scolding glare.
"Not the time, Weinnerham!" Rachel says as the boys' worried looks are replaced with serious ones as they share a nod.
"Girls, go ahead! We will save Julian!" Legion ordered while gesturing over at the ladder placed at the end of the treadmill as the girls nodded and ran ahead as Joseph then poked his hand into his hoodie and reached into his Ninja Mask to pull out his Chain-Sickle.
"Joseph Williams Chain-Sickle!" Joseph whispered-yelled while spinning his Chain-Sickle around rapidly as he then tossed it upwards and was able to slice up a stalactite as it landed in front of the boys, and Legion leaped on top of the stalactite as he rode backwards and reached over to grab Julian by the wrist as the Young Samurai pulled him up to his feet and jumped off the stalactite to have it crash against the giant spiky roller, causing the stalactite to get stuck into it and broke it as Joseph quickly hide away his Chain-Sickle in his Ninja Mask before the boys ran ahead as they climbed up the ladder and reached up a wooden platform as an annoyed Debbie turned to Julian.
"Any other must-see sights on our Tour de Terror, Julian?" Debbie asked Julian, who was now in a fetal position, and trembled fearfully as he was clearly traumatized from the whole experience.
"Julian." A worried Theresa says while going over to try and shake Julian out of his funk but fails as Joseph frowns seriously.
"This is getting a little too real. Theresa and Heidi? You stay here with Julian while we get the notes." Joseph ordered as everyone nodded and Heidi and Theresa stayed behind with Julian as Joseph, Legion, Rachel, and Debbie ran off as we then cue over to the Sorcerer's Underground Magical Prison, and we see the Sorcerer sniffing the air as he grinned evilly.
"Finally, sheer terror," Sorcerer says as he then turned to Kit. "My Loyal Minion, I want you to go and help out my Latest Stank Monster to kill his friends."
"Of course, Master, I look forward to this, but I have to ask, don't I need to have Negative Emotions for you to stank me?" Kit asked as the Sorcerer shook his head.
"Not really no. Unlike Humans and magical creatures, I can stank up animals even when they don't have Negative Emotions because they are easier to stank up, but I don't do this a lot because Stanked Animals are harder to control but since you have the intelligence of a human, you will be easier to control." Sorcerer explained with Kit nodding in understanding and watched on with a devilish glee as his Master began producing a bunch of Green Stank.
"Now, go, go, foul funk and my Loyal Minion! Go and destroy the Golden Doctor's Note and kill those kids! Be gone!" The Sorcerer says while having his Green Stank go over to grab Kit and fly him up to go through the vent as they make their way over to the Old Norrisville Highschool Gym and appear above the kids as Heidi and Theresa spot the stank and the rat, causing them to gasp in shock and backed away as Kit landed on the ground while the Green Stank made its way to infuse itself into Julian's body and his Hat as Theresa's Cousin screamed in pain and agony due to feeling the Green Stank beginning painfully morphing his body to look more monster-like as, after a few minutes of feeling his bones crack, and his organs shift around to accommodate his new body, we see Julian swiftly transformed himself into a 15-feet-tall blue spider-like monster, and if that wasn't enough, the Green Stank whirled around Kit's body too and proceeded to infuse itself in his heart as he screeched in pain and felt the green stank begin painfully morphing his body to look more monster-like as, after a few minutes of feeling his bones crack and his organs shift around to accommodate his new body, we see Kit screeched imposingly while into a 10-feet-tall Rat Monster with glowing yellow eyes, a large snout with a big red nose and a row of razor-sharp white teeth, huge amounts of spiked red hairs on his back, large muscular four red clawed arms/legs, and a large red tail as Heidi and Theresa backed away in stunned shock and horror.
"There it is," Joseph says while examining the pizza box map as they approach the small office that's suspended off the ground by several ropes and it has bright lights shining from the busted windows and a big hole at the bottom. "That must be where the Golden Doctor's Notes are."
"Yeah, and all we gotta do to get out of climbing Green's rope is...climb a rope." A deadpan Legion says as Rachel shrugs with an impish grin on her face.
"How ironic, huh?"
"Well, let's just Ninja and Samurai Out, grab the Golden Doctor's Notes, we'll get Julian and the girls, and then we will bounce," Joseph says as the others nod in agreement and quickly reach into his hoodie to pull out his Ninja Mask as Legion reaches into his hoodie to pull out his Samurai Gauntlet.
{Joseph Williams's Ninja Transformation Sequence}
Lifting up his arms into the air, a determined Joseph puts on his Ninja Mask as he immediately felt the surge of magical power flowing through his veins and his eyes glowed blue as the black-haired teenager spread out his arms and various amounts of large black/blue ribbons magically emerged out of the Ninja Mask as they started whirling around Joseph's form rapidly like a mini-tornado and the teenage Ninja slowly levitated up from the ground as a bunch of large/small Ninja Symbols appeared.
Grinning slyly, Joseph held out his arms and closed his eyes as several black/blue ribbons wrapped around his arms before doing the same with his legs, stomach, and chest as, once the Young Ninja was decked out in a skintight black jumpsuit, Joey whirled around, and a small hole could be seen appearing in the back of the teenager's Ninja Mask as it allowed his long blue hair to pop out before it was swiftly tied up into a low hanging ponytail as it flew in the wind.
Whirling around again, a stoic-looking Joseph spreads out his arms and legs again as two long blue scarfs magically materialized into existence and wrapped around his neck as a blue slash also appeared and wrapped around his waist as well as blue markings began magically appearing all across the Ninja's Suit and, when it reaches his chest, a symbol of a large number 9 appeared on his chest as it glowed brightly and a smirking Joseph opened his eyes as he then got himself into a fighting stance and began throwing multiple rapid punches and kicks into the air, whacking all of the Ninja Symbols away as Joey then leaped up into the air and was able to kick away the large Ninja Symbol behind him with a powerful grunt as the Ninja then crash-landed onto the ground and lowered himself into a crouch as he glared at the readers with a serious, cool expression on his face as his blue scarfs blew majestically in the wind.
{Joseph Williams's Ninja Transformation Sequence Over}
{Legion DuBois's Samurai Transformation Sequence}
Lifting up his arm into the air, a glaring Legion placed his Samurai Gauntlet onto his arm as he immediately felt the surge of magical power flowing through his veins, and the dark purple-haired man spread out his arms as various amounts of silver metal armor magically emerged out of the Samurai Gauntlet and whirled around Legion's body as he slowly floated up into the air and a bunch of large/small Samurai Symbols appeared.
Narrowing his eyes stoically, Legion struck a pose and allowed the silver armor to cover up his body, and he now could be seen wearing a pair of big thick silver shoulder pads, a silver chest plate with black accents, silver chainmail with a long-sleeved black shirt underneath, brown straps on his arms and black gloves, a brown belt with several brown pouches attached to it, marron shorts, and a pair of leg-length black armored boots.
Whirling around again, a glaring Legion held out his arms as a medieval silver helmet with a long red ribbon attached to it, and it also has a silver/black visor, appeared in his hands as he swiftly put on his helmet and, once he was fully suited up, Legion falls down to land on the ground as he began striking various fighting poses before sticking a heroic pose as the Samurai glared at the readers seriously with his head ribbon flowing in the wind.
{Legion DuBois's Samurai Transformation Sequence Over}
"You guys are all dressed?" Rachel asked as the Ninja and the Samurai nodded.
"Good...'cause that!" A panicking Debbie says while pointing ahead as the Norrisville Ninja and Samurai are shocked to see a Stanked Julian crawling onto the scene with a screaming Heidi and Theresa running away from him.
"Ninja Glow Balls!" Ninja says while reaching into his suit to pull out his Ninja Glow Balls and tosses them onto the ground as they light up the dark area to have the Norrisville Heroes be able to see better while they fight and the boys grow serious as they share a nod and ran forward.
Reaching into his suit to pull out his Ninja Weapons, Ninja then screamed, 'Ninja Knife-Sickles!', and ran over to a Stanked Julian, who opened up his mouth to fire multiple purple web blasts over to his foe with said person leaping up high into the air as he then thrusted his weapons forward to slash through all of the purple webblasters and they pierced through the Stanked Monster's chest, injuring him and caused him to bleed green blood as Joseph then shouted, 'Ninja Foot Spikes!', and pulled himself over to him while popping out his Ninja Foot Spikes as he proceeds to deliver a mighty dual kick to his face, bruising it and piercing his face to draw out green blood as Joseph landed down on the ground while Stanked Julian screamed in pain as Ninja reached into his suit to pull out his Ninja Weapons while yelling, 'Ninja Shurikens!', and tossed his Ninja Shurikens over to stab themselves into the Stanked Monster's spider-like arms and legs to restrain him on the floor.
Screeching loudly, Stanked Kit reared back his head and fired multiple green fireballs over at Samurai, who jumped backwards to land on a weight chair and used it as a springboard to launch himself past the Stanked Monster same time as he landed behind him and ran over to grab some rope from the wall before kicking a bathtub towards Stanked Kit as Legion then spun around his rope and whipped it forward to wrap around Stanked Kit's body as he used his Super Strength to launch him up into the air and had the bathtub collide against the Stanked Monster as he was sent flying over to crash against a wall with a pained grunt.
After doing a triple front flip and reaching into his suit to pull out his Ninja Weapon, Ninja then screamed, 'Ninja War Hammer!', and proceeded to swing his Ninja War Hammer down at Stanked Julian, who was able to rip his limbs out of the Ninja Shurikens and rolled to the left to avoid the hit as he screeched loudly and reached over to grab Joseph by his arms and legs to raise him up into the air as the Stanked Monster was planning to rip his limbs off, only for Ninja to use his Ninja Blue Scarves to reach into his suit to pull out four of his Ninja Weapons, and shouted, 'Ninja Sais!', as he used them to slash apart the Stanked Julian's spider-like limbs, freeing himself as Joseph landed on the ground and then yelled, 'Ninja Flash Balls!', as he reached into his suit to pull out a stack of his Ninja Balls and tossed his Ninja Flash Balls over to collide against Stanked Julian's face, producing multiple big flashes of bright white light that blinded him temporarily as he roared in pain.
Getting angry, Stanked Kit then got out of the bathtub and stood up on his hind legs as he reached over to grab it and tossed the bathtub over to Samurai, who reached into his armor to pull out his Samurai Sword and swiftly sliced the bathtub in half before holding his left arm out behind him to fire his grappling hooklines that flew over to wrap around the two sliced up parts of the bathtub as Legion then launched them over to crash on top of the Stanked Monster to send him crashing down into the ground with a pained yet angry growl as Samurai didn't waste any time into reaching into his armor and pulled out a bunch of Samurai Kunai as he quickly tossed them over to stab them into the Stanked Kit's body, drawing green blood as he roared in pain and agony.
While a blinded Stanked Julian was rubbing his eyes, Ninja then screamed, 'Ninja Art of Stealth! Conceal!', and magically blended himself into his environment just as his foe recovered his hindsight as he looked around confusedly, not being able to see the Ninja as said person ran forward and slid across the ground while reaching into his suit to pull out his stack of Ninja Balls as he shouted, 'Tiny Giant Exploding Ball', and placed it on the ground before appearing behind the Stanked Monster just as a huge explosion occurs that sends him flying up into the air with a pained roar as Joseph yelled, 'Ninja Art of Stealth! Reveal!', and turned off his camouflage ability as he then reached into his suit to pull out his Ninja Weapon and exclaimed, 'Ninja Electric Trident Throw!', as Ninja tossed it up to pierce into the Stanked Monster's stomach, electrifying him as he screamed in pain and crashed down into the ground.
After reaching into his armor to pull out his Samurai Bo Staff, Samurai then ran over to slam his Samurai Weapon against Stanked Kit's face repeatedly before twirling around to whack him away as he was sent flying over to crash down into the ground and growled with rage as the Stanked Monster stood up from the floor and whirled around to breathe a big stream of red flames over to Legion, who crouched down into the ground and jumped up high into the air while reaching into his armor to pull out his Samurai Weapon as the Samurai then tossed his Samurai Bolas over to wrap around the Stanked Kit's mouth, cutting off his flames as Legion reached into his armor to pull out his Samurai Manrikigusari and twirled them around as he landed on the ground and ran forward to whack his weapons against the Stanked Monster's Head repeatedly before whacking him away as a Stanked Julian ran over to a stack of weight balls made out of steel and reached over to grab them as he began throwing multiple weight steel balls over to the Norrisville Heroes.
"Ninja and Samurai Kanabō Whack!" Ninja screamed while he and Samurai reached into their suit and armor to pull out their Ninja and Samurai Kanabō as they used them to whack away the weight steel balls with ease as one of them nearly hits Debbie, who was climbing up the rope to reach the office as she winced in shock and fear.
"Hey, watch it!"
"Debbie, you can climb a rope?!" A surprised Rachel asked as she and the others were hiding nearby to watch the battle from a safe distance.
"Of course I can climb a rope!" An annoyed Debbie says while planning to climb up the rope to reach the office and steal the Golden Doctor's Note while the Ninja and the Samurai are busy dealing with a Stanked Julian and Kit.
"But we're down here risking our lives because we thought that you couldn't climb a rope!" Ninja says while reaching into his suit to pull out his Ninja Swords and jumping up high into the air to slice a couple of ropes to send a basketball hoop swinging at Julian, sending him crashing straight through the wall as Samurai runs over to confront him.
"Well, that's dumb, you should've asked me. Why wouldn't I be able to climb a rope?" Debbie asked confusedly before her eyes widened in realization as she let out a loud offended gasp. "It's because you think-,"
"No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, it's not that." A worried Ninja says just as Stanked Kit runs over to latch onto a dumbbell with his mouth as he then tosses it over to crash on top of Joseph to slam him down into the ground. "You're perfect and beautiful exactly the way you are," Ninja says while easily lifting the dumbbell off him, only for a Stanked Kit to leap over to slam it down on his body as he roared loudly in his face.
"Ninja Suit Spikes!" Ninja screamed while summoning his Ninja Suit Spikes to pierce through a Stanked Kit's body, drawing blood as he screeched in pain and took a couple of steps back. "Ninja Dumbbell Whack!" Ninja shouted while leaping back onto his feet and easily holding the 420 lbs dumbbell with one hand as he swiftly slammed it against a Stanked Kit's face, sending him flying over to crash against the ground as we see the Samurai jumping out of the hole in the wall and land on the ground as a Stanked Julian emerged out of it with a loud roar. "Ninja Sticky Balls!" Ninja yelled while reaching into his suit to pull out his Ninja Sticky Balls as he tossed them over to collide against the Stanked Monsters, causing a big explosion of blue sticky goo to appear as it trapped a roaring Stanked Julian and Kit to the wall.
"Don't patronize me, Ninja! Go on, say it!" Debbie ordered with a blush on her face as a groaning Ninja rolled his eyes.
"It's because you are so short, okay?! I thought that you lacked upper body strength because of it!"
"I fucking knew it! And also, I'm not short! I'm just petite!" An angry Debbie yelled as Samurai turned to Ninja with a knowing tone.
"You know, you should quit while you're ahead," Samurai says as Ninja moans and nods just as the Stanked Monsters are able to break out of the sticky blue gooey trap as a growling Stanked Kit turns to his comrade.
"FoLlOw MY lEaD!" Stanked Kit ordered as Stanked Julian nodded, and the Stanked Monsters separated from each other as they began running around in a big circle, and Stanked Kit opened up his mouth to fire multiple big green fireballs while Stanked Julian opened up his mouth to fire several large web balls as their projectiles nearly hit Debbie if she didn't narrowly dodge all of the attacks, and Ninja and Samurai spotted this as they remembered the advice given to them by Nomi and Sammy.
"The best way to avoid an attack is to avoid an attack...ohhhhh, now it makes perfect sense! Follow my lead, Samurai!"
"Way ahead of you, Ninja!" Samurai says as he and Ninja run forward.
"Ninja and Samurai Avoid the Attack!" Ninja said while he and Samurai leaped over to grab the rope as they began swinging around with the rope to have Debbie avoid all of the fiery and webby attacks from the Stanked Monsters, allowing for Joseph's Crush to climb up to the office and looked around to see the pad of the Golden Doctor's Notes.
"Jackpot," Debbie says as we cue back to the others and we see the Norrisville Heroes swinging around elegantly before they let go of the rope as Ninja front flips over to land on the ground while Samurai launches himself over to Kit and reaches into his Armor to pull out his Samurai Weapon as he held out his Samurai Netgun and fired a big net that flew over to land on top of a Stanked Kit, trapping him long enough for Legion to reach into his Armor to pull out his Samurai Weapons and raised his Samurai Bow to fire multiple arrows that flew over to pierce through the Stanked Monster's arms and legs, trapping him against the floor and drew green blood as he roared in pain just as Samurai landed on the ground and reached into his Armor to pull out his Samurai Sword as he rushed over to stab through the Stanked Kit's chest, hitting his heart as Green Stank emerged out of it and Kit's bloodied remains were telekinetically lifted up into the air by the Green Stank and flew over to go down through a nearby vent as they disappeared from sight.
"I got the notes!" Debbie says while climbing down the rope and having the Golden Doctor's Notes hidden in one of her pockets as a Stanked Julian roared loudly and charged over to her as Ninja leaped over to land in front of her protectively, allowing his crush to run away as he then noticed that the office above him was shaking violently, threatening to fall down on top of him as an idea popped into his head.
"The best way to avoid an attack is to avoid an attack!" Ninja says in realization as he reaches into his suit to pull out a stack of his Ninja Balls. "Ninja Slipping Balls!" Ninja screamed while tossing his Ninja Slipping Balls over to crash in front of Stanked Julian, causing a bunch of blue liquid to be released out of the Ninja Balls once they impacted against the ground and causing the Stank Monster to slip as he crashed down onto the ground and slipped over to appear in front of Joseph as said person crouched down into the ground and leaped up high into the air as he reached into his suit to pull out his Ninja Weapon. "Ninja Netgun!" Ninja shouted while holding out his Ninja Netgun as he fired a big net that flew over to land on top of a Stanked Julian, trapping him long enough for the office to fall down and crash on top of him, stunning him as he emerged out of the remains of the destroyed office and groaned in pain as Joseph began to look for what Theresa's Cousin holds most dear and noticed a bunch of Ninja Doodles pointing over to a Stanked Julian's Hat. "Ninja Boom Balls!" Ninja yelled while reaching into his suit to pull out a stack of Ninja Balls as he then tossed his Ninja Boom Balls over to collide against Stanked Julian's head, hurting him and destroying his hat as Green Stank poured out of his hat and Julian screamed in pain as his bones and organs shift around as they return back into their normal state, and soon enough, he started shrinking down in size as his large/ripped clothes fell down and a Naked De-Stankified Julian emerged out of them as his flaccid seven-inch cock and big balls were exposed to the world.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" A furious Sorcerer screamed as Green Stank flew down from the pipes and dropped off a Non-Stanked and healed and alive Kit on the ground. "MY CHAOS! WHERE'S THE MISERY?! WHERE'S THE SUFFERING?!" A frustrated and angry Sorcerer shouted while slamming his fists down on the ground underneath him as Kit squeaked apologetically, and we then cut to the next day as we see Joseph, Debbie, Rachel, Legion, Heidi, Theresa, and Julian relaxing on the bleachers of the Norrisville Highschool Gym while wearing their Gym Clothes and held out their Golden Doctor's Notes as they were able to give it to Coach Green earlier to allow them to skip the climbing rope activity and watched on satisfaction as Stevens was forced to climb up a rope due to Coach Green finding out that his Doctor's Note was fake.
"Hey, uh, Debbie, there is something that I have to tell you. I'm sorry for getting us almost killed and for completely insulting you by assuming that you couldn't climb a rope," A saddened and guilty Joseph says as Debbie smiles softly and leans over to kiss him on the cheek.
"Don't worry, it's all forgiven, Joey," Debbie says as Joseph blushes and smiles as he and the others then laugh loudly at the sight of a yelping Stevens getting pelted by a bunch of dodgeballs from Bash and his friends.
And done. I hope that you guys enjoyed the chapter, and I can't wait to write the next one. Also, here are all of the Ninja and the Samurai's Current Powers and Weapons:
A) Joseph 'Joey' Williams AKA the Ninja-Powers and Weapons:
1) Superhuman Physical Ability
2) Increased Fighting Capabilities
3) Superhuman Stealth
4) Elemental Magic Rage (Unlocked but not mastered yet)
5) Hammerspace
6) Magic Stank Immunity
7) Chaos Pearls Resistance
8) Underwater and Space Breathing/Resistance
9) Art of Stealth
10) Art of Invisibility
11) Ninja Weapons-33: Swords, Smokebombs, Scarves, Dual Blade, Chain Sickle, Gun, Bow & Arrows, Missile Launcher, Gatling Gun, Stick, Chain Blade, Eskrimas, Hand Drills, Kaginawas, Kamas, Manrikigusari, Rings/Shurikens/Kunais/Throwing Stars, Sais, Suit Spikes, Stalling Wedge/Stick, Tonfas, Ukulele, Electric Trident, Boomerangs, Knife-Sickles, Bo Staff, Surfboard, Shield, Spear, Balloon Sword, War Hammer, Kanabō, and Net Gun
12) Ninja-Balls-10: Boom Balls, Fetching Balls, Flash Balls, Glow Balls, Gut/Boob/Ball/Vagina/Ass-Buster Balls, Hard Balls, Sticky Balls, Slipping Balls, Tiny Giant Exploding Balls, and Tripping Balls)
B) Legion DuBois AKA The Samurai
1) Superhuman Physical Ability
2) Increased Fighting Capabilities
3) Superhuman Stealth
4) Elemental Magic Rage
5) Hammerspace
6) Magic Stank Immunity
7) Chaos Pearls Resistance
8) Underwater and Space Breathing/Resistance
9) Art of Stealth
10) Art of Invisibility
11) Samurai Weapons-23: Sword, Grappling Hook, Gun, Bow & Arrows, Missile Launcher, Gatling Gun, Eskrimas, Kaginawas, Kamas, Manrikigusari, Kunais, Sais, Blowgun, Tonfas, Electric Trident, Knife-Sickles, Bo Staff, Shield, Spear, Balloon Sword, Bolas, Kanabō, and Net Gun
That's about it. Anyway, as always, I will catch you all later.