Holiday Maskot HQ

"Okay, boys." The Easter Bunny announced, a thick accent accompanied his tone as he stood beside a round table, his paws pressed down against the table as he leaned down against it, "It's happened, some idiot kid actually went and wished Christmas to be repeated!" His eyes glanced across the attending mascots.

"Golly." The April Fool remarked, a shocked look crossed the features of his face as he spoke up, "It took a while, I'd have figured it would happen sooner than now…" he said with a confused look, "I mean, over several centuries of fairy godchildren, you'd think one of them would have wished it!"

The Thanksgiving Turkey spoke up with a gruff tone, his one visible besides the other one that was covered with an eyepatch, roamed across the other mascots, "goblblble…ehem, sorry, force of habit…But yes, whatever kid wished for Christmas to happen again, he or she probably is either selfish, selfless, or just wants to spend more time with their parents. You know how fairy godchildren earn their fairy godparents."

The mascots nodded in agreement, most fairy if not all fairy godchildren were miserable children, most often the cases were neglected by their parents on top of having a harsh life outside of home.

New Year's baby pulled his pacifier out from his mouth and spoke with a very thick irish tone, Lot's'o dings makes sense wit dat, but you all know we are 'ere to plan de deft 'o santa's powers, it's'a 'bout time we had a bedder holiday dan dat whack job!" he yelled out in anger, before popping his pacifier back into his mouth.

Cupid spoke up with a bright attitude but with a menacing look on his face as he rubbed his palms together, "Finally, getting to the heart of the matter!" He exclaimed, "Now since we can't just appear at Santa's workshop, we have to land on earth somewhere in the states." he explained with an annoyed look.

The Easter Bunny spoke up with an annoyed look, "Stupid power crap, and it's worse cause we can't drop down into Canada or Russia!" he threw his arms up in exasperation.

The mascots nodded in agreement. The Pixies owned Canada, but allowed Fairies to do fairy godchild business there, and the grandmother Baba Yaga owned all of Russia; the last time a mascot intruded on the grandmother witch's turf without a permit, was a year of spanking and sentencing of eating two truck loads of magical tapioca flavored with brussel sprouts and beets.

Realizing something, the Easter bunny looked at Cupid, "Wait…Cupid, weren't you the one that Baba yaga punished!?" The Easter Bunny asked the other mascot with a pointed look.

"I don't want to talk about it…" Cupid responded immediately with a dower look, and pointed at the diaper he wore, "This thing isn't meant for just appearance, I'M STILL HEALING!" He cried out with a crazed look on his face with his arms out and palms facing upwards as his fingers grasped the air and fingers clenching and unclenching periodically.

"...Right…let's put a pin on that…" The Easter Bunny assured his fellow mascot, before getting back into business, "Now, since we can't get any closer to Santa's workshop to steal his powers, we'll need to head down to the States." he suggested, earning a round of nods, "Any suggestions on where to go first?" he asked.

"Wait." April fool spoke up, confusion spread across his face, "Where's Jack?" He asked.

Silence permeated across the mascot table, before Cupid slowly looked over at the April Fool, "I ain't going one meter of that crazy guy." he answered, earning a confused look from the fool.

"What do you mean?" The April Fool asked, confusion laced in his tone as he eyed the other mascots, "What did Jack ever do to you?" he questioned.

The Easter Bunny pointedly looked at the Fool, "The new Halloween Mascot is a human that Cupid isn't allowed to work his magic on until the guy is older, it caused too much chaos last time." The Easter Bunny answered for Cupid with a hapless shrug.

Cupid reached up and rubbed at his neck, still feeling the phantom pains of Jorgen strangling him and throwing him into a cage as punishment for the rest of his holiday, "I still don't understand why Ricky and Vicky cause so much disaster on a reality level, I figured he'd be a perfect set up for the girl since he's not adverse to her in the slightest, nor fear her."

Easter Bunny looked over at Cupid with a frown, "Enough of the semantics, we can talk about that matter some other time. Now let's discuss where we should head down to the states, this conversation is getting off track!" he pointed out.

"Ooh, ooh!" Cupid waved his arm in the air, his expression was filled with excitement, "I say we head down to Oregon, I hear Wizard island of Crater lake is holding its Christmas Gathering of Magical Wizards! Now would be a good time to try out their legendary Merlin's Brunch!"

April Fool smiled at that, "Yeah! I've heard rave reviews that their Chef Merlin is the best in the world!"

While the other mascots nodded in agreement, the Easter Bunny smiled as well, "Not a bad start for the journey, I suppose. Now would be a good time to try out the holiday meal specials across the two states and territories of Canada." He remarked Since Christmas was most likely wished to be everyday, they could take their time on the way there.

Oregon

Along the somewhat snow encrusted highway leading across the border between California and Oregon, An RV drove across the almost vacant highway; with it being Chrismas again, there was no need for everyone to go out to work for the time being.

Inside the RV, Trixie had a grumpy face as she poked at her breakfast with her fork, "Stupid crazy teen…lame commoner…" She grumbled under her breath, and placed her fork down to gesture at herself, "Look at me, I'm still in my pajamas too! How am I going to go out without any of my designer clothes! I'll be mocked by the common rabble!"

Chester, while he still sat beside her, looked at her with an annoyed glare, "Jeez, is that all you girls talk about, is dresses?" He rolled his eyes at her and dug into his own plate of pancakes.

Bucky chided his son with a wag of his finger as he sat across from him, "Nope, they think of other things, I should know, your mom was married to me once." he smiled in amusement.

Trixie scoffed and rolled her eyes at the failure of a baseball player, "Don't speak as if you know anything about girls." she remarked, and fluffed her hair a bit, "I am a high class one, I deserved nothing but the best of things, so don't stoop me to-" *Splat*

Before Trixie was about to run her mouth off about anything more, Vicky had stood up and walked past her, but not before shoving her face into Trixie's plate of pancakes covered with syrup. "Shut up! You remind me of those stupid valley girls!" the teen girl remarked with a scowl, before continuing to walk off towards the back, "Now where's the door to the bathroom!?" she requested.

While Ricky was washing the dishes, he spoke up without looking at her, "First door on the right." He answered the teen girl with a cheerful smirk, to which she acknowledged with a grunt and annoyed glower and walked off to use the restroom.

As Ricky finished the dishes and dried his hands off with a rag, Vicky yelled from within the bathroom, "Where's the stupid toilet paper!" She asked with an annoyed tone.

Helen, who was sitting on one of the couches, stood up to help the teen girl out, for female reasons. "It should be in a cabinet across the bathroom." Ricky called after his mom, to which she acknowledged by opening the cabinet and grabbing on to hand the roll to Vicky inside the bathroom.

From the driver's cab of the RV, Vance exited from the cab and thumbed where he was exiting out from, "go entertain your friend, Ricky." He ordered his son, to which he gave a mock salute and walked past his werewolf dad to enter the driver's cab while shutting the door behind him.

While Vance walked through the RV, Trixie finally pried her hand off from the stack of pancakes and syrup, her eyes peering through the glaze of syrup that caked her face and hair; she wanted to seeth and scream, but when her eyes directed upwards towards the passing werewolf that walked towards that crazy teen's mother, all the steam of her anger quickly died lest she suffer the wrath of the impossible sight of an actual werewolf to descend on her.

The werewolf Vance spoke a bit with Ricky's mother, before heading on further back into the backroom, giving Trixie the chance to request something from the adult female. "Um…" Trixie raised her hand and finger up with a trembling smile, "Um…miss…do you have a shower in this RV…and a spare set of clothes?" she requested.

Helen turned and smiled at the young girl, "Oh sure we do, and your parents made sure to pack you a few clothes for the ride, so you should have something to wear!" she answered, giving Trixie a breath of relief.

"Wait…." Trixie whispered to herself, eyes widened in disbelief as a sudden dawn of realization came to her, shouldn't her parents be worried for her? That stupid teen kidnapped her, unless that crazy idiot somehow managed to convince her parents to send her with the teen to where this RV was heading.

Tang Residence

Beside a fireplace, Mr and Mrs Tang sat in posh and ornate recliners; Mr Tang was Reading the newspaper that had managed to be delivered while Mrs Tang was reading her new book she got as a gift. Classical music played as the two enjoyed the silent atmosphere.

Mr Tang lowered his newspaper to speak with his wife, "So nice of that torrence family to offer our Daughter a free tip Canada!" He commented, earning a sigh of agreement from his wife as she lowered her own book as she looked back at her husband.

"Indeed! She's always been asking for a trip to the north! To ski there! It is a pleasant opportunity and at no cost on our behalf!" She remarked with a joyous expression, earning a warm chuckle from Mr Tang as he raised his newspaper to continue reading it.

"Quite so!" He agreed with his wife as she too raised her book to continue reading where she left off from.