DC lost media: Batman and his robes

by catgirl33

A collection of scripts of episodes from shows and comic that already existed but would never shown on air or from shows that got cut from existing all together Inspired by my episode ideas and an idea for a rogues sitcom made by user Aesthetic-Core on Tumblr Link: /razzbarry/674787498372841472/what-if-the-gotham-rouges-were-a-sitcom

58. Incorrect quotes: uncle

Lenore: Come on Michael, do it for our friendship. You can't put a price on that...

Michael: Yes I can, dear. Fifty dollars.

Michael: Lenore? I mixed redbull with coffee and now I can see sounds, should I worry?

Lenore: Michael, I swear to god—

Lenore: How do you tell someone their breath stinks?

Michael: Hey, I'm bored, let's drink mouthwash

Lewis: Pineapples are—

Michael: —IN MY HEAD!

Lewis: Wrong.

Lewis: PLEASE EXPLAIN WHAT UPSEXY IS!

Michael: Could you rephrase the question, in like, two words maybe?

Lewis: Unpopular opinion, not all dogs are good boys.

Michael: Blocked.

Lewis: Sometimes, they're good girls!

Michael: UNBLOCKED!

Dorothy sends more than 5 messages in a row*

Dorothy: I ain't reading all that.

Dorothy: I'm happy for you tho.

Dorothy: Or sorry that happened.

Dorothy: I'm gonna kill you.

Michael: Get in line!

Dorothy: Thanks for pulling the fire alarm, you saved me from giving an oral report about The Scarlet Web.

Michael: You were too lazy to read the book?!

Dorothy: I was too lazy to watch the movie.

William: Dorothy, remember when you said you weren't going to interfere with my love life?

Dorothy: No, that doesn't sound like me at all

Dorothy, to William: Well, one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me.

William: Top 30 reasons why William is sorry... Number 5 will surprise you!

Lewis: Top 30 anime deaths. Number One: YOUR FUCKING ASS RIGHT NOW!!!

William: I am not out of control! I'm a law abiding citizen!

Lewis: Really? Name one law

William: Don't kill people?

Lewis: That's on me. I set the bar too low.

William: I was thinking I'd do some magic-

Lenore: You? Magic? William, it says talent show.

William: So what do you do?

Lenore: I work in genetic research, and I'm currently trying to eliminate all Cancers.

William: Wow, impressive.

Lenore: Then I'll move on to Leos.

James, trying to cheer the group up: Things could be worse, you know!

Dorothy: How?

James: How what?

Dorothy: How could they be worse?

James: They couldn't, I lied

James: I was arrested for being too cool.

Lewis: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.

James: Am I in trouble?

Lenore: Take a guess.

James: No?

Lenore: Take another guess.