Crowley let out an exaggerated yawn at about the fourth pendulum swing, and looked back at his would be hypnotist with boredom
" you can at least pretend it's working" Aziraphale said annoyedly placing the pocket watch he was holding on the coffee table roughly
" that would be lying, and I promise to never lie to you" the demon retarded grin beginning to split his lips
Crowley chuckled a little at the pout his darling angel gave him," tell you what, if you can win this the way I do it I'll get you some lunch"
Aziraphale's mood lightened at the Mansion of lunch but looked at the demon like he was still annoyed and said in the best grumpy way he could, " okay, but don't complain when I do"
" I won't, because you won't" the demon said smugly before slipping down his shades, and signal was for the angel to look him in the eyes
The Angel takes a deep breath in, the demon raises his hand, the angel lets the breath out, and the demon snaps his fingers
And the angel goes wide-eyed as his mouth droops a little, and the demon smirks as he sits back and think so all the things you can make this lovely creature in front of him do and believe
...
Crowley had come to realize that Angels were susceptible to hypnotism, though maybe it was just one angel, his Angel to be more exact
The first time the angel had slipped so easy was doing this second meeting on Earth, Crowley had thought he'd figure it out everything his new demonic status could let him do
Apparently he was wrong
He was lounging and snake form in a tree, not the Forbidden tree but it was a fruit tree, a pear tree, blow him the angel was chewing idly on a pear, God he was gorgeous, he's lovely body draped in robes, the pear juice spilling on to his plump chest
he just couldn't look away
And neither could Aziraphale when he looked up idly to see the snakes staring him down, it took Crowley a couple seconds to realize that the angel wasn't looking away from him, ed he slithered down the tree and took human form
The angel moved his head to keep eye contact with him, he didn't react to the handwave the demon gave him or the little pinch on his side
" angel, what's wrong with you" the demon said worried raising his hands to try shaking the angel
" pretty stars" was all Aziraphale said in response, the demon glanced over to a nearby reflective pool to see his eyes did Shine with star like lights in them, closing his eyes and concentrating he opened to see them gone
And the angel was perfectly awake with a couple packs on the side of the head, and had no memory of what happened
...
Crowley had implanted the snap trigger as an act of desperation. After that little Tit for Tat about holy water
it was actually the last thing he did before he went into that centuries long angst coma
He had slipped into the Bookshop slightly plastered and angsty, the angel only had a second to yell at him before he was staring dazed into those Starry Eyes again
Crowley had ordered him to kiss him, he had and it was not a good kiss, it felt good physically yes, but the shame that came not soon after made him push the angel away
He would have just left but then an idea came to him, and he hoped to God he never had to use that idea, not until things were better, not until things were safe
...
" and when I snap my fingers you will wake and remember you're not Aziraphale The Marvelous but the lovely little assistant of the captivating Mr Crowley" the demon said was a saucy wink, which wasn't needed seeing as the only other person in the room was balls deep in a hypnotic trance and could really notice anything
And with a snap lovely a.z angel was ready to be a good little assistant, all dressed up in a form-fitting leotard and fishnets that hugged his thick thighs like rabid horny koalas, Crowley was even nice enough to let him keep his little mustache
Crowley extended a gloved hand which was taken by his sexy little minx and let him out for a lovely performance
And a couple more in their private dressing room, when he was completely himself again, obviously