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WhiteKnightfan: Yeah, I got some roles for him. Like 2004 Batman series, Nightwing and you'll see more. But I'll admit that I haven't considered Monarch: Legacy. That's a good suggestion.

Break time is over.

Time for the reactions to resume.

The Wonka 2023 trailer.

Cast

Willy Wonka: Ozpin

Oompa-Loompa: Peter Port

Chocolate Cartels

Roman Torchwick

Junior Xiong

The Madame

Police Officer: Bartholomew Oobleck and the Ace-Ops

Priest: Himself

Noodle: Terra Cotta

"Let's start with something that kids will love to go to." Darth Anarchus stated. This got the students excited.

"Really?" Saphron asked as Adrian made a sound of interest. "Yes, believe me, they'll enjoy greatly." the Host said before he began humming and sang, "Come with me, to a world of pure imagination."

"I spent the past seven years traveling the world," Ozpin narrates as the Audience see a boat traveling through the fog. "Perfecting my craft." Ozpin stands on top of the mast before he was seen walking into the jungle. "You see, I'm something of a magician, inventor and chocolate maker." Ozpin lists as he finds some plants. "So quiet up and listen down." Ozpin stands in front of the a building. He pauses at his words.

"Nope. Scratch that. Reverse that," Ozpin said, scratching in the air and winding it back with a smile.

"Ooh, this is about Ozpin." Ruby said intrigued at the words 'inventor' and 'chocolate maker.'

"This should be good," Oscar said, giving his full attention to the screen.

Hazel and Salem scoff and roll their eyes.

The teachers smiled amusement.

(Sighs) I remember the days being a inventor and chocolate maker, both Ozpins thought in reminiscent.

"This should be good," Qrow muttered.

WARNER BROS. DISCOVERY COMPANY

VILLAGE ROADSHOW PICTURES

"Mr. Wonka, I can see that you are a great man of great ingenuity," Maria Calavera says as Ozpin stands in front of a crowd.

The teachers, Oscar and secretly Salem tried to keep their snickers quiet at the mention of Ozpin's last name.

"Go ahead, laugh it up." Ozpin rolled his eyes. "Get it out of your system." This made Oscar and Qrow to laugh the loudest as did Raven and Tai.

A person holds the chocolate bar with the wrapper saying Wonka.

"What are you doing?" A young Terra Cotta asked from where she stood at the door as Ozpin opened his machine filled with lab equipment. "I'm making chocolate, of course." Ozpin replied. He grabs the ingredients. "How do you like it? Dark? White? Nutty? Absolutely insane?" Ozpin asked with a smile and a shake of his head. A small package exits out of the machine.

"White," Velvet stated. Yatsuhashi and Jaune nod.

"Nutty," Sun stated

"Milk," most of everyone else said.

"Dark," said Qrow. Everyone looked at him as if he grew a second head.

"Absolutely insane is a flavor?" Tyrian asked giddily. "I like some."

"You don't need anymore insanity," Watts said dismissively.

"Choco-Choco," Adrian babbled. Terra chuckled with Saphron. "No, you can't have chocolate yet." the latter said, getting an adorable pout from the toddler.

"Many people come here to sell chocolate," Pietro says as Ozpin jumps off the front of a delivery truck. He wears a purple suit with a brown top hat. Pietro and a few others are shown looking down cast. "They've all been crushed by the Chocolate Cartel."

Roman Torchwick, Junior Xiong and the Madame are shown.

"Chocolate Cartel?" Roman repeated. "Seriously?" Neo patted Roman on the back while Emerald and Mercury snickered,

Cinder glared at the screen when the Madame showed up with so much hate before schooling her features.

"You can't get a shop without selling chocolate and you can't sell chocolate without shop."

"How does that work?" Tai asked Raven who shrugged.

Ozpin stands in front of a building and he daydreams it being his chocolate shop. People dance in the streets and banners wave with his name with umbrellas. Marrow taps his shoulder and points to a sign. "No daydreaming," the Dog Faunus read.

"That's a bit strict, don't you think?" Elm asked with a raised eyebrow.

"Sounds like Atlas," Adam growled under his breath.

"What are we going to do, Oz?" Terra asked and a lightbulb LITERALLY turns on above Ozpin's head. "Huh." he muttered.

"Huh?" Terra repeated.

"Huh." He hummed. "A double huh." Terra pointed out. "Do you have a pencil and paper?" Ozpin asked her. "Uh huh."

"I got an idea." he said thoughtfully.

Some of the Audience chuckled at the metaphor being literal above Ozpin's head.

"Huh, what are the odds of that?" Oscar asked in amusement. "Not high," Ozpin answered with a smirk.

FROM THE DIRECTOR OF PADDINGTON AND THE PRODUCER OF RUBY ROSE

The Audience then see a truck driving. "I know things haven't been easy for you," Ozpin said sympathetically to Terra as they were shown walking. "But they're going to get better."

"Promise?" she asked innocently. "Pinky promise," Ozpin answered Terra who is on a ladder. "That's the most solemn vow there is."

"Where do we start?" Terra asked, linking their pinkies together.

Some found Ozpin's friendship with the young girl to amusing and sweet.

A priest pulls a lever. A man walks pass police. "A good chocolate should be simple." Three men stand in front of Ozpin eating his chocolate. "Whereas this is, it's just. . ."

"Weird." the man on the right finishes.

The crowd gasps as Ozpin smiles.

"What's happening?" one of them asks as they start to float? "Who wants a chocolate that makes you fly?!"

"They can fly?" Roman exclaimed in shock.

"They can fly!" Ruby exclaimed in awe. "They can fly!" Nora, Jaune and Cardin said in unison.

"Well, let's find out, shall we?" Ozpin asked in response and unleashing the chocolate to the crowd. "Who's for Hoverchoc?!" The crowd cheers.

Both Pietro and Watts made notes to study how that works.

Terra giggles in joy and Ozpin tilts his brown top hat.

"Noting to see here," Bartholomew Oobleck says as a police officer with the Ace-Ops as they look around in awe. "Just a few people defying the laws of gravity."

"How can you say that so nonchalantly?" Glynda asked her fellow teacher. Dr. Oobleck just pushed his glasses up. "Probably just a norm in this universe," he dismissed.

THIS CHRISTMAS

"Ladies and gentlemen of the Gallery Gourmet," Ozpin as people run to the town square and passengers in train cars dance. Cars drive past flamingos. "My name is Ozpin Wonka."

Terra and Ozpin sit on a small train, drinking tea. "He's good," A man says to Junior.

"Too good," Junior says in envious agreement. The Madame looks into a compartment.

Marrow and Harriet Bree open a car door and pieces of chocolate fall out. They help an overweigh Bartholomew to his feet. "Pretty sure I gained about 150 pounds in the last two weeks.

Neo and Roman share a surprised look before the Audience see the Chocolate Cartel standing on a skylight of a room where Ozpin and Terra are trapped and being filled with chocolate.

"I smell a plot," Blake said.

"I think you're just smelling the paper of your filthy books." Yang said. "I think all I smell is your shampoo," Blake shot back.

Cinder glared at the Madame again and hoped Ozpin will defeat her or kill her.

"You could change her life, Mr. Wonka," Pietro says as he and a woman dance with joyful expressions. "Change all their lives."

A giraffe runs around a corner, chasing a priest who shouts, "RUN AWAY!"

"Is. . . that guy being chased by a giraffe?" Robyn asked in confusion and amusement.

"Okay, now we've seen everything." Qrow stated in amusement.

"Every good thing in this world started with a dream," a woman says as Ozpin and Terra dance while the former holds a large number of balloons that makes them float. "So you hold onto yours." The woman blows Ozpin a kiss among the crowd.

"Here we go, Momma." Ozpin says to himself.

"Is that supposed to be Ozpin's mother?" Pyrrha asked curiously.

"Yes and back in our world," Ozpin answered instantly, smiling at the screen sadly. This caused the teachers to smile sympathetically. Oscar was shocked before his Ozpin told him that William Ozpin had a life before Ozma appeared in his head just like Oscar did.

DISCOVER HOW OZPIN BECAME

Ozpin dances among the crowd. "Mark my words," he says as Terra runs to his arms in a empty shop and he spins her around. "This is going to be the greatest chocolate shop the world as ever seen." Ozpin jumps on clouds of cotton candy and Terra pushes down a lever pump.

"Cotton candy," Ruby, Nora and Jaune said with a hungry look.

"Well, suddenly I'm having a sweet tooth," Whitley stated. "Me too!" Penny said excitedly.

"You can have Wonka candy in the intermission," the Host declared and this got most of the Students excited.

WONKA

"So you are the funny little guy that's been following me," Ozpin said to a small Peter Port who is inside a glass jar. "I will have you know I am a perfectly respectable size for a Oompa-Loompa," Port says, knocking on the glass.

"What?!" The students exclaimed.

"What?!" The teachers and parents exclaimed.

"What?!" The villains exclaimed.

"Ho-Ho! I'm in this universe to!" the Grimm Studies Professor said in joy before faltering. "And I'm a. . . small orange skinned man with. . . green hair. . . Fantastic!"

"An Oompa-what-now?" Ozpin asked in confusion. "Allow me to refresh your memory," Port replies, putting together a flute and playing ethereal music.

"Oh, I don't think I wanna hear that," Ozpin said with wide eyes.

"Too late. I've started dancing now." Port says as he does exactly that. "Once we've started we can't stop," he explains.

Yang, Coco, Cardin, Mercury and Qrow began to laugh boisterously at the dance Port the Oompa-Loompa.

"Well, that was a thing." Tai said to Summer and Raven.

"Yes, Oompa-Loompas are a thing in this universe," Darth Anarchus stated. "Moving on. It's time for combat."

Next will be the Mortal Kombat trailer.