Lincoln and his sisters were surprised about what the I.M.P employees just told them. An actual target that they have been paid to kill, in their hometown. Of course, there was still some distancing between Blitzo and Loona. Both of them looked guilty about something. "Look, you told me not to get in your way anymore, Loona." Blitzo said. "You told me to not get in your way anymore, so... i'm going to do just that."
"Ummm... thanks." said Loona. "About time."
"Look, before this awkwardness kills the mood, who are you guys going to kill?" asked the rocker sister.
"Some upperclass asshole named..." Blitzo looked at the poster and said: "Lord Tetherby."
"Tetherby?" said Lincoln. "I've met him before, and..." he was thinking about the time that this upperclass asshole almost completely turning Lincoln into one of those people too. "he's a rich jerk who think's he's better than everyone else."
"How do you know him?" asked Moxxie
Lincoln looked a little guilty, but he took a deep breath before telling his demon cronies his little "history" with that rich person. Lincoln was definitely not happy or proud of it, for he did act like a jackass to his own sisters after he won the limo and started hanging out with Lord Tetherby. "I almost lost myself to being another one of those rich jerks and becoming uncaring to everything else but money."
"It's ok, dude." said Luna. "We all forgave you for that and got a nice lunch at the Burpin' Burger, right?"
"Right." Lincoln smiled
"Honestly, it was kinda predicted." said Lucy. "come on. He and all those upperclass people are all the same. So if you all kill him, I doubt he'll be missed by many anyway."
"Well, Stolas is not like that." said Moxxie. "He really likes Blitzo and he does love Octavia."
"I second that." said Lincoln. "He gives Octavia a normal life."
"Fair enough." said Lori.
"But tol bad this fucker is as pompous as most of them." said Millie bitterly
"So who hired you guys to kill him?" Asked Leni.
"One of his maids." Blitzo clarrified. "LeClair to be exact. Tetherby wanted to..." he moved his eyes to the kids "... have his way with her to put it mildly." He narrowed his eyes. "So he tried to kill her out of anger, and she blinded him with pepper flakes."
"And get this!" Said Loona. "Poor bitch got screwed big time." Taking a breath, the female hellhound said: "he summoned a demon all the way from Hell to catch her as she was escaping his wrath, and the demon possessed her, making her commit suicide by standing in the middle of some train tracks, and... you guys know the rest,"
"That's crazy!" Said Lana. "Terrible way to die."
"Yep. But she ended up in Hell anyway. Heaven's regulations about suicide or whatever." said Loona
"And she paid us a good sum of money to finish the job on him." Moxxie cocked one of his pistols. "Could be the best client we asked for in a while."
"but won't you guys get arrested?" said Lola.
"Pfft, no way, Lols." Said Blitzo. "We can make it look like he committed suicide or a drug overdose, or even an accident like falling down the stairs."
"That can kill someone." said Lynn.
"So we'll be in the clear." Millie said. "Wish us luck in sending him down to Hell!"
"Don't forget yoyr disguises, dumbasses." Loona sang.
"Ooh, right." Said Moxxie. Loona magically changed into her human form and her demon associates put on some weird, unconvincing disguises. Blitzo even put on some Groucho glasses, a classic way of disguise.
"Yeah, that's very convincing." Said Lisa. "You three would have to get up pretty early in the morning to fool or manipulate anyone with those kind of disguises."
"Ah what do you know?" said Blitzo. "You call yourself a genius? Do you have any idea how easy many people are to fool?"
"Good point." said the genius sister. "Especially homo sapiens who have more money than brain cells in their possession."
"So you guys have nothing to sorry about." said Loona. "We'll slip in and out before anyone notices we kill him."
As the four disguised demons made their way to the rich man's house, Lincoln got a call from Katie Mayday herself. Picking up the phone, he heard her beautiful voice sayibg: "Hi Lincoln, how are you doing today?"
"Just fine. What's going on, Katie?"
"i wanted to know if you got my invitation to my party tomorrow night. Would be happy if you came."
"Yep." Lincoln smiled and nodded head. "But i have to he home before curfew."
"I understand. Kids and your curfews. I'll make sure you get home safe. I'll see you tomorrow, sweetie. Bye!"
as Lincoln hung up, he pondered to himself about Tetherby's fate. "Do you guys think he deserves this?" He asked his sisters.
"You mean that butt-head?" Said Lola. "Honestly, yes. He turned you into a butt-head Lincoln."
"There is no point in holding a grudge for some time." Said Lucy "it will only make you a bitter person as you grow up. Someone like this should be given to the Sandman or something."
"The one that comes to your dreams?" siad Luan. "But we've been told he is a good guy."
"Oh ho, that's what they want you to think." said Lucy. "Nowadays he is depicted as a benevolent figure, but a looooong time ago, the Sandman is evil and twisted in most stories. I could tell you more about him but... i don't want to give you nightmares."
"Pfft, this so-called Sandman is nothing but a fairy tale and a method for parents to get their hyperactive children to bed, or else something bad will happen."
"What does he do?" Asked Luna
"You don't want to know." Said Lucy. "Believe me, you do not want to know."
