Ah, the rich mansion of Lord Tetherby himself. Lots of money, gold, butlers, and known as the "fortress of snobitude". All four employees were hiding in some hedges near the fence that keeps the outside world away from the place inside, and there was a security camera hesr the gate since rich people can be paranoid.

Luckily, Moxxie used his silenced pistol to take out the camera so he and his cohorts wouldn't get caught.

"Looks like it's up to my charm and sexy looks to disuade the guards." Loona said as she got out of the bushes to go past the gate theough another way, and walked in a sendual way to the butlers guarding the door. "Hey boys." She said in a sensual voice. "You look like you can use a break."

"Who are you?" Said the first butler, "and what are you doing here?"

"You know you're not supposed to be here without authorization." Said fhe second butler

"Look, i want to help you guys relax and give you a nice, relaxing massage, if you know what i mean." She bounced her eyes three times, making the men blush heavily.

"Well, that does sound nice." Said the first butler.

"What do you need us to do?" Asked the second man.

"Simple, close your eyes and don't open until i say it's ok." Loona sounded flat now in her usual, monotonous voice. Without question, the two guards did exactly that and shut their eyes. The disguised hellhound pulled out a sharp knife, and used it to slit the firet butler's throat, making him fall to the ground, and she did the same to the second man. "That was easy." She said to herself, "now to clean up the mess." She then hid the bodies in a nearby cellar so bo witnesses would be able tk find them.

She opened the gate next. "Not bad, Loona, wait..." Blitzo realized. "I was going to say i am proud of you, but it would sound like i am babying you again. And... since i'm not your real dad, i'm just going to keep it to myself."

"Now's not the time guys," said Moxxie. "We need to make this quick before we're caught."

"Right." Said Millie. They both quietly went inside the mansion to see if the coast was clear. Suddenly, another butler came from the kitchen, forcing Moxxie to kill him with his silenced pistol.

"Nixe shot, big guy." Millie commended her husband.

"Thanks."

All four of them kept quiet as they snuck their way upstairs and finally found Tetherby naping in his room.

"Pfft, lookat this fucking lazy pig." Blitzo said

"Yeah, capitalist fuck." Loona nodded her head. "So how should we kill him?"

"Well it was Moxxie's idea for this one." Millie pointed. "Got the sawdust, honey?"

"Yep. Got it in my pouch."

Blitzo poked the rich fucker a couple of times, making him waie up in fright, and Moxxie blew some sawdust into his eyes, making him blind and screamed in agony.

"That's right you rich bastard, scream!" Blitzo smiled. Tetherby was doing just that, screaming at the top of his lungs as his corneas were being pierced all over by the sawdust particles. He was in so much pain, that he was squirming and flailing on the floor.

"This is rich." Loona smiled as shs was recording it on video.

As tetherby was screaming some more, Millie had the honor of ripping his eyes out with her bare hands as she and her friends got bored of him suffering. It wasn't long before a small line of his other butlers came barging through the door, hearing the screaming and commotion frim downstairs, around five of them to be exact

Moxxie used his silenced gun to take them all out one by one so that the humans wouldn't spill the beans to the authorities. Just like that, the job was done. Tetherby felt his chest being shot by Blitzo with one of his golden flintlocks, killing him instantly, and just like that: the job was done, and another assassination was accomplished by I.M.P

"Nice going, guys." Said Loona.

"Did you record his suffering?" Asked Moxxie

"What kind of question is that?" Asked the female hellhound. "Of course i got it on video, Fatty?"

Facepalming again, Moxxie said: "do we really have to fo through this again?"

"Hey, it's not my fault that you look like a sumo wrestler right now. All you need to do is drink plenty of water and some vitamins."

"Ok, I'm think i'm just going to stop talking to you rignt now."

"Ha! Finally!"

"Guys, come on." Said Blitzo. "We need to make the suicide notes so we don't get caught."

As soon as that was over, the four disguised demons cleaned off the blood off their bodies and snuck out of the mansion before any witnesses can he seen.

Coming back to the Loud residence, the siblings can already smell the blood on them. "Well, i feel kinda bad about this, but you guys are demons and you are all born in Hell," said Lincoln

"And Hell is not really like how it's depicted in the Bible." Lucy pointed

"That too."

"Guys, we had the best contract in a while." said Loona as she changed back to her Hellhounc form.

"I hope the cops don't find out." Said Luan

"We covered our tracks good, hon." Said Millie. "The fuzz will never notice a thang."

Another day had passed and Lincoln was greeted by a surprise face between the the bathroom and the upstairs hallway.

"W'sup, Lincoln?" It was Katie Mayday, looking happy to see uer human friend like she would normally be. "Hope i'm not bothering you or anything.

"you weren't watching me in my sleep all night, were you?"

"No! No, no, no, no." Katie replied. "... yeah, no. Anyway, i just thouhght i would show you what the party would look like for tonight. The food is ready, the decor is ready, the blaring music is ready, and the stage is ready.

"Ooh. Ok. And... Katie?"

"Yes, sweetie?"

"Can my sisters come too? I know they can be a handful, but i can keep watch-"

"Of course they can come, Lincoln!" Katie sounded happy. "The more the merrier. Your sisters are so cool anyway."

"yeah but they can drive me crazy."

"Heh, that's the curse of having siblings i'm afraid. Take a look at me and Verosika for instance. Some things never change.

"Touché."

She teleported Lincoln to her cool place and in her large ballroom, it looked even more amazing than it was before. There was a large line of tables with yummy food, some tables with drinks, both alcoholic and non-alcoholic.

Some fun games to play like a couple of shooting arcade machines, a Guitar Lord game for two players, and some hair metal music playing in the background

As for the stage, there were three guitars, a drumset, and a microphone at the very front. Lincoln smiled, knowing that this was going to he a great party tonight.

"What do you think, Lincoln?"

"It looks so awesome."

"I knew you would like the look of this place." Iatie smiled with her arms crossed. She was right to invite Lincoln over to the soiree tonight

Later

At last the time came when the party was a go, and Lincoln's sisters were as equally excited to attend, especially Luna and Lucy. Lots of guests attended of all kind: hellhounds, imps, incubi, succubi, and other kinds.

Stolas and Octavia were invited too, along with Verosika, Fizz, Ozzie, and Bee herself. Reluctantly, Katie had to invite Mammon too because the prince of Greed threatened to slander her image and Mammon, despite being an asshole, is still thr king of Greed, and he still had influence.

"OK, guys," said Lincoln to his sisters, "we need to be back by bedtime."

"Got it." said Lori, "and you should really leave the the instruction-giving to me. I'm the oldest after all."

"Yes, but sometimes i'm the one keeping everyone ij line."

Lincoln just brushed it off since age doesn't always mean maturity. "Look, just have fun and remember what i said

"Don't wordy, dude." said Luna. "We'll be baxk before you know it." Everyone split up and enjoyed the party. Lincoln himself looked at the dinner table, and began eating a yummy hamburger.

The sound of thudding was heard and Lincoln turned to his right to see Zeezi, the friendly dinosaur overlord. "Hey, there's the human cutie himself!" Said Zeezi. "How you enjoying the party?"

"I'm liking it."

"Has everything been ok between you and Clyde, Lincoln?" The dinosaur-like demon knelt down. Stolas told me about how he died but you brought him back from Heaven."

"yep. Everything is fine. Stella has been punished by Lord Lucifer."

"Heh, well i doubt she'll get any sympathy from anybody." Zeezi narrowed her eyes just thinking about that evil Goetia. "Snooty, rich cunts like her as as dirty and shitty as they come."

"Hey Lincoln." Said a male voice. It was Blitzo, looking a little guilty about something.

"Hey Blitzo, what's up?"

"Listen, i've been thinking this over. About me and Loona, you know. And i realize some things."

"What's that?"

"I have been overprotective of her, and treating her like baby sometimes." He bowed his head. "She is grownup and i have to accept that. She was apmost eighteen when i adopted her, anyway."