Pairing: TFA Megatron/Swindle
Rating: Mature
Details/Themes: Sexual innuendo, manipulation, implied prostitution, one-sided
Requested by temarcia
"Ah, well if it isn't the greatest Decepticon who ever lived!? What can my favorite costumer being doing here? Let me guess, you need a chaos cannon to wipe those Autobots off the face of their own planet? No, no, no, you want a null ray to give your non weaponized arm an upgrade? Or are you looking-?"
Megatron growled, "Spare me your insufferable jabbering. I don't want anything from you except information."
The salesmech smirked, "Like intel information or more voluptuously obtained information? You'd be surprised what a mech can spill under such overwhelming conditions. I have both just in case. Ask away."
The Decepticon Leader rolled his optics heavily, "I need information…on YOU. I'm curious as to why you won't commit to the Decepticon cause yet you bear our symbol?"
"Now why would I tell you that? For free, I might add? I'm a business owner, not a slave or one of your lackeys. I have standards, you know," Swindle mused, casually checking his digits.
"You will tell me because by bearing MY symbol, you are under MY jurisdiction therefore you are one of MY Decepticons. Your reckless freelancing is putting the Decepticon name to embarrassment and I want to know why that is," Megatron fumed.
The tan mech huffed impatiently. This wasn't going according to plan. It was time to change tactics here and maybe get onto a different subject…or distract him from the subject. He had no problems with this because Megatron was a looker, a very handsome mech indeed. He wouldn't mind see what the Decepticon could do if rumors of size were true.
He smiled flakily, "Well, I'm sure we can settle this over some oil, maybe have us loosen up a bit so we can be more reasonable individuals. I'm sure you've been overworked for so long that you can't keep up anymore with the likes of me, that's why you want me to be officially a Decepticon. You just can't deal with the fact your losing momentum and I'm just getting started."
"Why you little-"
Swindle faced away from the larger mech and stuck out a hip as he gestured with one hand on said hip and the other open and gesturing calmly. "I'm open for negotiations, Lord Megatron, but it'll come with a price. You want to know more about me, you'll have to earn it. I take credit or creative payments; that's my offer."
Megatron was growing agitated by the second but he kept a straight face. Swindle could tell though there was a flicker of humiliation under the mask and he couldn't help but smirk proudly how his methods were slowly turning Megatron's processor upside down. He knew how to sell to even the most stubborn of costumers. It was just a hobby making them crack even if they didn't want what was being offered. He loved it though because the rewards in his favor never ceased regardless of the outcome.
"Don't tell me the greatest Decepticon warrior can't give it. That disappoints me although I could lie and say you were good but I'd probably use this information to get my Elite Guard upgrades. They always have great defensive gear, have you noticed that?"
In defeat but still angry as hell, Megatron snarled, "What would you want?"
Swindle had one arm behind his back while the other posed to appear like he was holding his chest armor formally like a gentlemech. His ever-evil-and-present smile took a hold of his face. Let the negotiations begin.
AN: Money has to be a fan favorite seduction method of his as well as blackmail. Megatron isn't very happy with him but how can he refuse? The addition to Swindle in Animated was one of the best decisions of character creation Hasbro has made and I love how Swindle is just a lovable ass through and through. Thank you for the gift that is Swindle!