Pairing: TFA Optimus/Prowl/Jazz

Rating: Teen

Details/Themes: Seduction, mutual interest, post-The Elite Guard

Requested by IvoryS-J

Optimus was unsure about the offer because it wasn't really his thing to relax among nature and stuff like that. If he wasn't busy doing something, he would find more things to do. He was built for work, for getting objectives done…not sitting on his aft thinking about how the universe shifts and plays a role in the harmony of life or whatever Prowl said earlier. Jazz was a bit persistent too oddly. In fact, both of them seemed too pushy for him to meditate with them on the outskirts of Dinobot Island. Of course, now he was a little more concerned with getting attacked by Grimlock then spending time with the two abnormally obsessive Autobots.

Ultra Magnus surprisingly encouraged the encounter after Optimus caught his commander meditating with Jazz on top of the ship. He never figured Ultra would be a bot of tranquility and enlightenment but there was a rumor that he trained under Master Yoketron back in the earlier days of the Cybertronian Dojo. Guess you don't always know a mech as well as you think.

"OP, you finally made it. We were beginning to think you chickened out," Jazz smirked.

Prowl whacked his arm and the mech only mumbled something in laughter.

Optimus sighed, knowing it was going to be a long day. "What would you like me to do?"

The white and black bot gave a wicked smile and Prowl merely gestured with a flick of a servo for Jazz to do whatever he was thinking. As the latter sat legs crossed onto the grass, the music-loving Autobot practically ran up to Optimus, making the largest of the three slightly unsure about where this session was going.

"Alright, Big O, you need to let your mind loose. Let any negativity disappear and only focus on the happy moments of your life cycle. Sit down, close your optics and take a deep breath."

Optimus hesitantly listened and executed the directions.

"Focus on your wants of this exercise, focus on the world entire, and then focus on Prowl and I. What do you feel?"

"I feel…" The Prime attempted to start but he paused when he felt a brief brush of air by his cheek. It was too warm and humid for the current Detroit climate.

Jazz purred, "I can show you an easier method to feel at peace and find harmony. Would you like me to show you?"

At this point, Optimus knew this wasn't a typical session because he had watched Prowl before and nothing like this happened. Opening his optics, he wasn't really surprised to see Jazz almost leaning against him in a rather tempting pose.

He frowned a little and raised a brow, "And this is meditation how exactly?"

The other Autobot gave a wanton snicker, "By using the simple instructions I told you combined with a few exercises, you would know as soon as it started, OP. The point of meditation is to relax you but sometimes it's best to add a few bends to make it easier for less acquainted parties. Would I really trick you? Prowl and I do it all the time. Don't you want to learn tranquility?"

A part of Optimus knew this was a bad idea but the other half was curious as hell to find out what it was like…if Jazz was telling the truth. He glanced at Prowl who had made his way towards him sitting on the ground beside him and rubbing close to his slackened arm sitting on his thigh. So both of them were in on it? Great, now he was really curious.

Prowl finally spoke up, "Just think of it as a training exercise more so than fun. It will allow you to focus more on the objective than the results. And we will be here to guide you through it."

His limits weren't defined but Optimus found he didn't have much of an opinion against this than he should have. With both Autobots pressed against his arms waiting for him to reply, he peered up at the sky realizing what he basically just agreed to do by accepting this invitation in the first place. Primus was probably looking down at him with a weird expression but found himself no longer caring as both mechs remained true to their word.

AN: Yes, I couldn't come up with a better title. But who knew meditation could be so fun, huh? In all seriousness though, sex actually can be used as a meditative component...if you have restraint. From what I've heard, it only works with willing and certain personalities so it might not be the best method for everyone. Should you try it? Um...I'm not saying you can't.