RWBY Bloopers.
Ep 1: Who let the Beowolf out?!
In a beautiful day inside of the forest outside of Beacon Academy…
Jaune and Ruby are facing a lot of Geists who were just floating around.
"Hum… Ruby. Is talking to Geists a good idea?" Jaune asked.
"Of course! This is for science." Ruby responded.
"Mom, get the camera!" An Apathy exclaimed while running behind Ruby's back.
Ruby takes out a mask resembling to a Geist and puts it on before facing a duo of these Grimms.
"Hello, it's a me… Ruby!" Ruby shouted.
The duo of Geist looked at Ruby, somewhat confused.
"WAAAAZZZ UP?!" Ruby tried again.
"Speak Geist, you retard!" Jaune said.
"Okydokily! Get ready to move your… ASS!" Ruby exclaimed.
"STOPID!" Jaune said vehemently.
"Mmmmh…" The Geist said.
"Ooooh! I got an idea! I'll do the mating call!" Ruby said.
"Huh?" Jaune asked, having a bad feeling.
"YATATATATATATATATA UUU BURADADADADA!" Ruby began to chant and dancing like the idiot she is before stomping on one of the Geist.
"Oh no!" One of the Geist said before he explodes, followed by his partner.
"Hmm?" Ruby asked confused.
Then a lot of Geist appears behind Ruby and attack the retarded huntress, she screams like a little girl.
"Have my babies!" A Geist said before jumping on her.
"Huuum, close enough." Jaune said before going away.
A bit later, Jaune is sited on the rock with a Ruby crawling back at him, with her cape torn apart with some holes on her clothes.
"Thanks for helping! D:" Ruby shouted in irritation.
"Oh hey! No problem! :D" said Jaune like he helped Ruby.
"Grmbl… Mamafucker! You know what? Screw this, Imma go play with this Beowolf!" Ruby exclaimed, pointing to Beowolf who has the size of a bus chained to a simple trunk.
"Nonono! Buddy! No don't!" Jaune insisted.
Ruby doesn't listen to him before approaching the Beowolf, who hits her before barking at the silver-eyed retard.
"Grmbl… WHAT IS IT?!" Ruby shouted to Jaune, now disposed to listen to him.
"Don't go near that Beowolf! You might release it, idiot!" Jaune said.
Ruby makes a derp face become sliding on the trunk.
"Oh no… That's no-". Ruby began.
"DON'T GO FULL RETARD ON ME NOW!" Jaune shouted.
"Fine!" Ruby said, with an irritated voice.
But they are observed by a couple of Beetle Grimm.
"Oh, hell no!" said Beetle Grimm one.
"They took our dog!" the second Beetle Grimm replied.
"They tok ur dog!" the first replied.
"Tie tuk ur dog!" the second responded.
"Tuk ur dug!" the first responded.
They pushed a Boarbatusk to the clearing and a Nevermore was flying toward it.
"Hellooo!" The Boarbatusk called.
"Take it!" the first Beetle Grimm said.
The Nevermore take the Boarbatusk toward the duo.
"I believe I can fly, I believe I can touch the sky…" the Boarbatusk singed.
Back to Ruby, she is messing on the pole.
"Oh bro…" Ruby said in irritation. Until she witnessed a shadow above her.
The Nevermore released the Boarbatusk who right to Ruby.
"AAAAARGH!" The Boarbatusk screamed.
Ruby jumps from the pole and try to run.
"Oh Shit! Oh Shit! Oh Shit!" Ruby said.
BOM!
She flattened by the Boarbatusk, Jaune gasped before running to the pole restraining the Beowolf.
"ARE YOU OK, POLE?!" Jaune asked.
Seeing that nothing was wrong, he turned to the Boarbatusk.
"Thanks a lot, fatass!" Jaune said to the Boarbatusk.
"This is what I do I sit on you! Sit on you! Sit on you! This is what I do I sit on you! Right on your lap!" The Boarbatusk singed while jumping on Ruby's body.
"YOU SON OF BITCH!" Ruby said before kicking the Boarbatusk right to the pole, who breaks immediately.
"Run! Bitch! RUN!" Jaune screamed before running away.
[Music: "Who let the dogs out?"].
Ruby turned back and see that the Beowolf was freed, ready to come after her.
"WOOUAAH!" Ruby screamed before running away at her turn, pursued by the Beowolf who runs after her while barking.
The two rushed at full speed inside of the forest back to Beacon, pursued by the Beowolf. Passing by a random student.
"What with all the screa- OH MY FUCKING G-" the student before being rammed by the Grimm now driving a car to catch up with the duo.
"IT'S RAPING TIME!" the Beowolf exclaimed.
The old man from the Dust store is raping the song playing until getting remarked by Ruby.
"Get over here!" Ruby shouted.
She takes him and launched him to the Beowolf, which makes no effect.
Then, at the entry of Beacon, one of the protective walls is broken by a fist, revealing Yang.
"Ruby?" Yang called.
"Yang! Move!" Ruby said.
"Everyday day Ruby…" Yang began.
"Bye bye!" Ruby said, backing away, revealing to Yang the sight of the Beowolf approaching.
"GYAAAAAH!" Yang screamed.
Jaune and Ruby goes inside of the hole, quickly followed by Yang, before the Beowolf enters it much more difficulty because of his size.
After a moment, Jaune and Yang exited a vent and crashed on the ground, closely followed by Ruby who falls on Yang's face with her big ass.
But the Beowolf is coming through the pipe too.
"Oh shit!" Ruby shouted.
"Hoho!" A voice exclaimed.
Ruby witnessed a whole bunch of shadow students.
"Oh hey, Ruby!" they called.
It gives Ruby an idea, she uses her semblance to grab them and stuff them inside of the pipe before running away with Jaune and Yang.
The Beowolf has a hard time to push the students out of the vent before doing it, falling in the hallway.
The trio on their side, destroy a door and continues inside of the corridors.
"What the fuck?!" Glynda exclaimed.
"Run, bitch! RUN!" Jaune said before dragging her inside to a random classroom, closely followed by Ruby, Yang and a random shadow student. They closed behind.
[End of the music].
Right on time because the Beowolf arrived in the hallway, barking and searching for our trio.
"Oh…" Yang said before falling on the ground, fainted.
"WTF was that?!" The shadow student asked.
"That… was a scary Beowolf…" Jaune responded.
"I don't want to die!" Ruby said.
"Don't worry, Ruby! We just have to wait and people will come find us!" Jaune said reassuringly.
But as he finishes, a fire alarm rings.
"AAAH, THE MEATLOAF!" Glynda exclaimed.
The meatloaf in the kitchen of the Academy began to burn, Glynda exits the classroom to stop it but the Beowolf waited for her.
"FUCK!" Glynda shouted.
In the other side of the door, we can the barks of the Beowolf and the screams of Glynda before being thrown in the room, her clothes torn apart.
"My scrotums…" Glynda whined.
"What?! DID YOU LEAVE THE STOVE ON GLYNDA?!" Jaune shouted.
"Oh, yeah!" Glynda said with a retarded face.
"You. Stoopid. Bitch! This whole place is going to burn if no one turns that stove!" Jaune said with an angry face.
"Don't worry, us students are reliable! We'll be able to turn it off!" the shadow student said.
In the kitchen, the shadow students are screaming while burning while the place is ablaze.
"We can't just sit around! We need to fix this now! And you gonna help us!" Jaune said, pointing at Ruby.
"NO!" Ruby immediately refused while turning back.
"It would be a real shame for that Beowolf to eat the cookies!" Jaune said.
"No…! No, no, no! HELL NO!" Ruby said, finally decided herself to go out.
She sees that the Beowolf is asleep, she took a pole and it's about attached the chain on it. But then, the doorbell rings, awakening the Beowolf and forcing Ruby to hide.
The Beowolf opens the door, revealing Nora.
"Hi! How can I help you?!" the Beowolf said.
"Hey! Hey! Hey! I am Nora! Nora Valkyrie!" Nora presented herself.
"What the fuck is a Nora?" The Beowolf asked.
Nora stayed silent.
"Wanna be friends?" The Beowolf asked.
The Beowolf goes back inside of the hall, now with a friend request on his scroll from Nora. He sees the fridge in the hallway and eat the cookie inside of it but he falls asleep while having it in the mouth. All under the eyes of Ruby.
"Oh no fucking way!" Ruby grumbled.
She approached the mouth of the Beowolf and tries to take the cookie out, but Jaune shakes his head in distress.
She eats the cookie but makes a face.
"UGH! It tastes like shit!" Ruby shouted.
The Beowolf wakes while Ruby continues to eat the cookie, the Beowolf groans in irritation.
"Lalala!" Ruby singed while eating.
The Beowolf shoots a lazar from his mouth, blowing Ruby's head off.
Back in the room after this incident, we found a headless Ruby.
"Mamafucker!" Ruby swore.
Jaune groaned in frustration.
Glynda on her side is playing at Kung Fu Ninja Ultimate Death Battle 2 with the shadow student. The latter is winning.
"Happy feet! Wombo combo! It didn't touch…" The student gets increasingly excited before celebrating his victory along with other shadow students.
"Where you are?! Where you are?! Where you are?!" the student said while putting on sunglasses and dancing in front of Glynda.
"Hum… Did you see Yang?" Jaune asked.
"Yang said she wanted to help! So, I told her to go turn off the stove!" Ruby said, still headless.
"What?!" Jaune shouted.
On Yang's side, she is inside of the Kitchen room and turn off the stove.
YANG SAVES THE DAY!
"Go Yang! Go Yang! Go Yang! Go Yang! Go Yang! Go Yang!" Yang celebrated while dancing on the stove while everything is burning, a stub even traverses the ceiling.
We found the cadaver of Yang, still burning in the classroom.
"Well, it's my sis! She's got nothing to do and she was up for it!" Ruby said nonchalantly, now with her head back.
"Oh, I guess it makes sense." Jaune replied.
Ruby throws the body out of the classroom and waited for a reaction.
"Did the bait work?" Jaune asked.
Ruby exits the classroom and sees that the Beowolf has disappeared.
"Where the Beowolf go?" Ruby asked.
But then heavy steps followed by the bark of the Beowolf can heard approaching.
"Hey wait… do you hear that?" Jaune asked.
He turned back to the classroom, where the sound comes from. The shadow students continue to celebrate.
Until the board where was projected is broken by the Beowolf traversing the wall.
"Surprise, mothafucka!" Beowolf called.
Glynda and the students both screamed.
The classroom explodes, blasting Glynda and the shadow students away. The Beowolf comes out for Ruby and Jaune.
"NONONONONO!" Jaune and Ruby screamed while trying to exit by the front door. But the exit is blocked by the Boarbatusk, listening to a song.
The four people are now cornered while the Beowolf approached while continuously barking at them.
But then, Ozpin appears out of nowhere.
"Get out of here! I'll stop it!" Ozpin said.
"Professor?!" Jaune called.
"What're you gonna do? Throw your walking stick?!" Ruby asked vehemently.
Ozpin turned back to the Beowolf.
"BITCH! INCOMING!" Ozpin shouted before getting a minigun and shooting it to the Beowolf, sending it away.
"I am not your daddy, I'm your grandpa!" Ozpin sang.
Jaune and Ruby runs to the second floor and open the door, only to discover the second floor burning with a shadow student right in front.
"I'M ON FIRE!" The shadow student shouted in pain.
Ruby closed the door and the group goes to the corridors leading to the courtyard.
Ozpin on his side, is run out of ammo with his minigun, giving the Beowolf the occasion to take out his gun. But the director is unphased.
"Come at me bro! You Mad?" Ozpin asked.
"POW! HAHA!" The Beowolf shoots, who takes out Ozpin immediately.
The group is running inside of the corridors, until Ruby loses her balance and falls.
"Run, bitch! RUN!" The shadow student shouted while running.
"Go on… without me…" Ruby said weakly before falling in tiredness.
"Okie dokie!" Jaune said before abandoning her.
"YOU SON OF A BITCH!" Ruby shouted before running after Jaune.
Ruby runs so much that she is first, but as she is about to open the door, the Beowolf pierces from the exterior. Forcing Ruby and Jaune to run away in the opposite direction, to the basement of the academy.
After a moment, they hide somewhere.
"Ok… I think we lost it…" Jaune said with fatigue.
Ruby lamented on a corner.
"Don't be like that! We're gonna live!" Jaune said.
But a bark of the Beowolf is heard from close.
"Uh-oh…" Jaune said in nervousness.
"This is game over dude… Bye bye, Yang, Glynda, Roman, shadow… you son of a bitch!" Ruby said.
"Hey! Be a Huntress!" Jaune said.
"It's not possible!" Ruby shot back.
"Wow, what an asshole!" A voice said.
Ruby turned to the side and sees the Beowolf trying to bite him, she manages to avoid him. The Beowolf approaches slowly while barking.
"Stay back! I'm warning you!" Jaune shouted.
"PREPARE YOUR BUTT!" the Beowolf said.
Jaune screams like a little girl and throws a fire dust in the mouth of the Beowolf by fear, by swallowing it and becoming a fire Beowolf.
"You are stupid!" Ruby said.
"Shut the fuck up!" Jaune shot back.
Both then are pursued inside of this labyrinth of underground corridors by a the fiery Beowolf, until they arrived to a corner.
"Well… crap…" Jaune said.
The duo turned back and sees the Beowolf fire dying out and becoming normal again. Ruby advances now having enough.
"I am sick of your shit!" Ruby said.
She takes out a Dust grenade.
"No! Don't do that! No!" Jaune pleaded Ruby.
She throws it toward the Beowolf, a sad music began.
"I just want to be your friend!" The Beowolf said, with a tear coming from one of its eyes.
"I am so sorry!" Jaune responded while sobbing.
But Ruby put herself in front of the blonde.
"I don't give a fuck!" Ruby shouted.
BOOM!
The Beowolf is blasted out from the Frying Beacon academy.
Back in the forest, the two Beetles has made a grave for their Beowolf.
"They took our dog…" the first Beetle said sadly.
"They took it, dude!" the second Beetle responded.
But then, the barks are heard and the Beowolf crashed on another Beetle before facing the duo and barking at them.
"Holy fuck!" the first Beetle said.
"Tuk ur dug!" the second Bettle said.
Back to the Beacon Academy, who was literally burning. The duo is facing it, while Ruby is happy.
"And nothing of value is lost!" Ruby exclaimed.
The main tower explodes before falling.
THE END!