Deep sigh. "Hello?"
"I didn't fuck your dad!"
"…the number you are trying to call is no longer in service. Please hang up."
The line clicked off and Jason sighed again in relief, sinking into the softness of his bed. The next time someone suggested a sibling bonding activity, Jason was sooooo not getting involved. Sure, it was fun in the moment, but Jason made enough of his own problems to deal with getting roped into even larger drama, thank you very much.
The universe was not on his side however, as evidenced by the way his apartment door swung open with a bang.
"I should've never given you a key," he groaned loudly, turning on his side to face the wall next to his bed and shoving a pillow over his head. Maybe if he could ignore the intruder long enough…
No such luck.
"The more you act like that, the more I think I should fuck your dad," Danny hissed as he yanked the pillow away and then used it to hit Jason's legs.
"Ugh, gross! Stop saying that!"
"What are you, twelve?"
"That's what my death certificate says," Jason muttered petulantly as he finally sat up and began to try and fix his rumpled hair.
"No it fucking doesn't. It said you were fifteen before it got voided anyways."
Jason tried glaring Danny down but living with the Sirens had given the other man an edge up over normal civilians, so he finally huffed and looked away.
"Alright, you've made your point. Now, why are you here? Stupid list wasn't even my idea."
"That much was obvious," Danny agreed. "Heard there was a meeting happening soon on the Watchtower. I need you to get me to the nearest zeta tube."
"I'm sorry, are you trying to get my death certificate re-issued?"
Danny rolled his eyes. "If you help me, I'll forget you were involved in any of this. Which means you'll be exempt from whatever revenge me and the Sirens come up with."
"Ah… what the hell, sure." Jason grabbed his jacket and keys while shooing Danny towards the door. "But I'm driving."
Group Chat: Gotham City Menaces
The Patriarchy: I'm in
Soulless Ginger: lmao good job 007
Daddy Issues: damn Ivy, what'd James Bond ever do to deserve that comparison?
The Patriarchy: ugh I'd say "fuck you" but apparently everyone thinks I have
Blonde Weedwacker: sucks to suck
Blonde Weedwacker: do u want us to come with? We can make the meeting fun :))))
The Patriarchy: normally i'd say yes
Daddy Issues: harley if we go then they won't believe the list is fake
Soulless Ginger: it would be funny
The Patriarchy: my blood pressure can't take this
The Patriarchy: will update when i get there
Blonde Weedwacker: c ya l8r
Daddy Issues: it's like it's 2007 all over again
A/N: Blonde Weedwacker = Harley, Soulless Ginger = Ivy, Daddy Issues = Selina, The Patriarchy = Danny. The screen names are all jokes, don't take them too seriously. Also I got a job :) and 54 days to graduation!