"Gee, I wonder who lives here..." Moxxie asked in sarcasm, using a binocular to inspect the giant mansion where Lyle was residing. He was currently wearing a purple coat, a hat and a fake white mustache as a disguise, pretty much looking like he came from the 60's. Millie leaned from her seat to look at the same thing as what her husband was watching, wearing a blond wig with a bang that covers her right eye, a tie-front top, a pair of high waist trousers and a straw hat as her disguise. Eli who sat next to Millie and was wearing a cloak and a see through blindfold as his disguise. The blindfold was a gift that was given by Octavia saying that it looks cool and mysterious.
"And to your right is the home of famous inventor, Lyle Lipton." The tour guide said, the people on the bus let out some 'Ooh' and 'Ahh' as they pulled out their phones to snap some pictures.
Blitzo who was wearing a clown wig, a long trench coat, a cat sock puppet that covered the tip of his tail and a pair of sunglasses, pushes down said sunglasses as he stared at the mansion with a grin. "Alright, let do this gang!" He declared, pulling out his flintlock and jumping out of the bus. Moxxie and Millie pulled out their respective weapons, a assault riffle that Moxxie pulled from his back. While Millie pulled out her two knives from behind her as they followed their boss landing behind the giant gates.
"Let's kill this rich guy!" Millie exclaim, before they took off, running towards the mansion.
"And there you you find to tacky stalkers, about to attempt a murder. Things like this can happen to famous people, all the time" The tour guide added nonchalantly, the people begin to take pictures in interest.
"Well there goes all the subtlety." Eli thought, glancing around a bit. "Though the people doesn't seem to care... either their ignorant or just stupid." He mentally added as the shadow below him swallowed him once he notices that no one was watching.
Eli rises from the shadows next to Moxxie, who was looking through the window. Blitzo's sock puppet went in front of Eli, and Blitzo make it look like the sock puppet was looking through the window as well.
"Wow..." Moxxie observe. Millie leaned against her husband while Blitzo peered from the side and Eli just turned his attention from the sock puppet to the window. Inside they saw a fat old man lying on a bed holding a picture frame, with an IV drip at the side and two monitors at each side of the bed. "The machine really did a number on him."
"He looks like a simple breeze can give him a heart attack." Eli chimed in, this would probably be their easiest mission since the old man didn't even hire any guards whatsoever to keep him safe.
Lyle kisses the framed photograph of money. "Good bye, my one true love." He said as he caress the photo. "All the riches of the world can't fill the emptiness, I'm feeling, now that my shitty old body can't do anything about you." He bemoaned, tying the tube into a makeshift noose.
Blitzo seeing this, just smile. "Oh fantastic, he gonna do our job for us." He said, turning his attention to his coworkers.
Eli watches as Lyle slowly trying to tie the tube into a makeshift noose making it very clear that his fragile old state is slowing down the proses of him trying to commit suicide. "A bit slow though..."
Moxxie nodded and turn his attention to everyone. Millie shifted turn to him while Blitzo stared at Moxxie and uses his tail to raise the sock puppet making it look at him as well which made Eli chuckle. Don't judge him, sesame street and the muppet show was his childhood. "Should we, tie it for him?" Moxxie asked awkwardly, seeing how slow the proses is now that Eli pointed it out.
As Lyle raises the noose up above his head, the I.M.P was slurping on some drinks and eating popcorn that Millie got them to enjoy watching the old man kill himself, yes that includes Eli, but his attention was more towards the sock puppet on Blitzo's tail, watching as Blitzo made it pretend to eat popcorn with an amused Eli.
Eli suddenly felt a presence... a divine one. He snaps his head toward the old man startling the group as the noose in his hand began to glow in white radiant energy before disappearing followed by a supernatural heavenly force that knocks back Moxxie, Millie and Eli. The force also blows away Blitzo cat sock puppet, he tried catching it but it was already far in the sky making Blitzo kneel on the ground with tears. Eli groaned as he pushes himself up with his arms and looked up to see the sock puppet flying away making him.
Inside the mansion three Cherub gracefully floats down in three rays of light, causing Lyle to frightfully pull up his sheets. "Oh lord, I'm being hunted by ugly orphan children now." He said, adjusting his glasses.
"Who the fuck are they?" Blitzo angrily said, still kneeling on the ground as he turn his head toward the three cherub with a frown.
Eli got up and help Millie while Moxxie shook his head as he pushes himself up before looking at the window. "Oh no, sir! Those are—"
"Cherubs, Mister Lyle." Cletus informs the old man as Collin and Keenie flies next to him.
"I hate filthy, stinking, orphan children." Lyle grumpily raised and shook his fragile old fist.
Collin not affected by the old man insult spread his arms. "We're here to convinced you not to kill yourself, sir." He said, bowing with a smile. "To grant you a blessing." He then straighten up with a gentle expression. "On behalf on those on heaven benefited by your amazing technological advances." Collin added as he gleefully nodded his head at Lyle.
Outside the mansion. "Oh hell no!" Blitzo angrily said, getting up as he held up his flintlock up.
Blitzo marched towards the window and shattering the glass. "Don't list—" Blitzo was about to interrupt but his foot got caught by the ledge of the window, causing him fall face first to the ground.
Moxxie open the door that was conveniently next to the window. "Lyle Lipton, it is our—" Moxxie stopped talking as he saw Blitzo still lying face first on the ground while Millie and Eli peeked inside before they gaze at their boss as well. They blinked before Moxxie continued. "Humble opinion that you should continue the proses to, commit die." Moxxie deadpans. Millie and Eli nodded simultaneously from their spots.
Millie entered and added her opinion. "I mean, what do you expect to do with all this money now you're old." Millie emphasize, with a annoyed expression. "And gross." She proceeds to raise both hand and clench it.
"Even with the blindfold, I'm still questioning what I'm seeing, right now." Eli added his piece as he walk behind Millie peeking at the three cherubs as he kept his hood down.
Keenie smiles and tucked in Lyle. "Is that a serious question?" She asked. Cletus gain a shock expression as he saw the money on Lyle's hand that had somehow materialized out of nowhere before snatching it to count. "He could help spread his wealth around to the people of the world." She continued before grabbing the money that Cletus was counting. "And do so much good with it!" She threw the money upwards as it flew down. " And be so fulfilled." Keenie finished as she give both her fellow friends warm smile and they returned it.
Lyle not really liking the idea of giving other people other than Loopty his wealth just let out a grumpy huff. "Eh, no." As he pull up his sheets like a spoiled child.
"He could pay for new hospitals and school." Collin said while hugging himself, imagining all the happy people that got education and medical health care.
Lyle kept pulling the sheets closer to himself as he heard the idea of helping people instead of experimenting on them. "Why won't you let me die?" He questioned.
"Seems like you need some help offing yourself there buddy." Blitzo said, leaning against the table. "Moxxie, kid. See what do we get for this fella." He gestured towards the old man.
Moxxie dug into his coat while Eli dug into his cloak. "I have some assault weapons, crossbows, hunting bow, tommy gun, old fashion shotgun, revolver in three colors, chainsaws, and katanas." Moxxie said as he continued to pull out weapons from his coat, that Eli was sure that most would not fit in one coat alone and was still questioning how his pop manage to store all those weapons. Blitzo manage to catch one of the assault riffles and the katana, and another assault riffle landed in front of Lyle.
"I got this hatchet, this axe, a butterfly knife and this rapier." Eli said, pulling out the respective weapons out of his cloak. It was slightly less impressive than his pops ability to just pull out multiple weapons out his ass, but hiding an axe was still an accomplishment right?
"He's classier than that!" Collin stomped the air as he clench his fist. Than a click cause his eyes to look to the person they were trying save, points an assault riffle in his mouth. "There still plenty of reasons to live mister Lyle." He said, pulling the weapon away from the old man causing him to lower his hand in disappointed.
"Yeah right, smells like he hasn't been out of bed in months." Millie said, and proceeded to sniffed the bed. Millie regrets it instantly as she closed her mouth with both hands as puke rushed towards her mouth, one hand went to latch on Moxxie as she let it out while both her husband and foster son rub her back gently. Blitzo could only stare in bewilderment.
Cletus ignoring the imp. "Well, love could be beautiful at any age!" He said, spreading his arms wide open.
"And we'll show him!" Keenie chimed in, all three cherubs let out excited 'Yay.'
"NOOOO!" The three imps and Eli simultaneously responded.
This was suppose to be an easy mission, but no, the cherubs came out of nowhere wanting to save the old guy. Eli still couldn't believe that their willing to save a guy that had done multiple bad deed, yet did not save him from any of the time he actually needed.
The cherubs pushes the bed to a, admittable beautiful part of the forest. Eli could see a lake, a majestic one, and some hills from a far the sun shone brightly as birds sang.
"Look around Lyle." Cletus said as he gestured to the place. "God gift of nature is a wonder to behold. Regardless of age, or wealth." He wink as he shot the old man a finger gun.
Collin then perch himself on the beds frame. "If you were to end your life, you'd be missing all of this." Gesturing to the scenery in front of them.
Blitzo than leans in wearing a lion costume. "Mhm, you're gonna buy that load of sit from a baby and the sheep it fucks?" He question, using his finger to make a circle and pushing a finger in and out of it.
Keenie gasped in shock. "That is so inappropriate!" She admonished.
"Oh kiss our ass prude." Millie said in a pink cat costume as she flips the double bird at Keenie. What were they expecting? They're from Hell after all. It should be known that Millie was starting to get more comfortable with sex jokes now that Moxxie had explain to Eli about the bird and the bees.
"Anyways." Blitzo pushes the old man to the sides as he sat at the joins him in bed. "Take it from me, a fellow genius. Nature is no picnic up close." He said as Eli, who was wearing a blue cat costume, handed him a binocular that he gave to Lyle.
Lyle look through the binoculars and saw a few bunnies grazing peacefully, and everything instantly escalated as two wolf came out and killed one of the rabbits. Eli too numb to the world only watch in amusement, he knows nature was not really kind, he had been out camping before, and the nature documentaries are another few things he liked to watch in his free time.
Collin tried to pull away the binoculars. "Stop looking." He said, this was not part of the cherubs plan.
"I can't stop." Lyle replied as he kept a tight grip on the binocular. He continued to watch as a bear came out of nowhere and attack one the wolf, smacking it away. "I never want to die more than I do now!" The bear approach the downed wolf menacingly before getting crush by a tree, that a lumberjack has cut down. Thunder cackles as the sky darkens, as a bees nest fell on top of the lumberjacks head causing the bees to attack the lumberjack, which made him scream while throwing his chainsaw to the sky in an attempt to pry off the bees nest. Only to have his arms chomped of by the chainsaw he had thrown earlier.
He screams louder as a stag came running and stabs the lumberjack with it's antlers, killing him as the the stag raise the body triumphantly as the thunder cackle once again making it look dramatic.
Blitzo, Lyle and Collin stared at the scene with their jaws dropped. Blitzo place his hand on his cheeks on mock surprise, before a feline-like smirk made it way to his face as he stared at the shaking old man.
Cletus flew down next to Lyle. "Let's check out some place else." He swung his arms as he laughs nervously.
Millie with her arms crossed and hips sticking out with Moxxie, who was wearing a black cat costume, on her side with his fist on his hips, shared a fist bump with her. Both having a similar feline-like smirk
Eli whistle in amazement, he didn't what his ma and pops did, but was the most disturbing and cool scene he had seen. Eli gotta hand it to them, he was impress.
Cletus push the bed to a mall and smashes through the entrance.
"Oh lord, where are we now? Let me perish!" Lyle said, throwing his fragile old hands up... well as far as an old man could throw it at least.
"We're here to show you another thing life worth living for." Keenie said, hand clasped in front of her chest. Before gesturing to the crowd of children surrounding Santa. "Childhood wonderment." She said. Lyle look the scene before him.
"Why, look a those sweet disease ridden vermin." Lyle said, watching the children cheering. "Their joy, comes from innocent unspoiled by the the burdens of adulthood." He added as he watches one of the children picking his nose and eating it. Ew. "And their middle class existence, such simple joy they have. It is inspiring..." He finishes.
"Thank you, for showing me this." Lyle said, hugging his sheet while snuggling it. Collin flies near him with a warm smile.
Eli, now wearing something that look like an elf, came out of the store after buying some cheeseball snack. "It's January... wouldn't the god of fortune makes more sense?" Eli asked, glancing to his right he saw a missing poster with his face on it. So he rip it off and discreetly burn it with a small fire spell.
Millie, who was wearing a naughty red Christmas dress, smiled at the action, knowing full well that Eli had long accepted that she's his mother. Blitzo, now wearing a red robe similar to Santa's, lead the them to the towards the 'Santa'. "Cheap mall stunt, kid, and the saint old nick is a lot more effective in reeling more buyers!" He said. Eli glared a the Santa, something that Moxxie, currently wearing a deer costume much to chagrin, notices this.
"You okay there, sport?" Moxxie asked out of concern catching Millie's attention.
"I'm fine... I use to believe in Santa. Till it crash and burned..." Eli responded, tone full of spite. He would've been fine if the ex-family explain gently, but no. Millie features darkened, how dare those no good assholes do that.
"Well great! How about you do the honor of unmasking this fucker?" Blitzo said with a grin. Eli nodded emotionlessly, as he walk up towards the Santa, a few children didn't like that.
"Hey, dipshit!" Blitzo called out, catching Lyle and the Cherubs attention. "Wanna see who's lap you're sitting on?" He asked, Blitzo nudges Eli. Without any hesitation, Eli hands sprung up quicker than the normal eye can follow as he rip open the 'Santa's' mask. Revealing an overweight man wearing a gnome hat in his underwear, and wearing a shirt that barely fits him, Eli recoils in disgust as he jumps back and hid behind Millie hissing at the guy.
Millie took a discreet picture, knowing she would never be able see Eli hissing at something for awhile.
The children's screams in fear as Lyle, Collin and Keenie could only watch with wide eyes. "Santa's evil!" One of the kids cried. Lyle also start crying with a baby's voice which causes both Keenie and Collin slap their hoof over his eyes so he wouldn't see the scene before him. Cletus nervously looked around before pushing the bed away.
"Hmm, I think their starting to get desperate, here..." Eli said wearing a tuxedo Millie had got him somehow. He looked at the sign that reads 'Lovers lookout'.
Blitzo who was wearing a dress, some makeup, a puffy blonde wig and a pink stole. How did he got, well Eli didn't question since he stop questioning when they got those costumes. "I think you're right kid, if we're lucky. He's gonna oof himself here." Blitzo said in amusement.
"This place reeks of teenager." Lyle clenches his fist. He hates teenagers, their nothing but nuisance.
Cletus flew right near Lyle's face. "Lover's lookout, sir!" He said joyfully, flying around him. "We're here to remind you about possibly the last, greatest joy of all." He added as he intertwined his fingers together as he leans against it.
"Money." Lyle said, hand reaching up greedily.
"No." Collin interrupt. "Love..." He said, putting both his hands on his chest.
Lyle clasped his hand together. "I've been in love before, I imagine it quite nice." He said, raising his hands to his cheeks.
Collin flies up to the old mans eye level. "It's not to late, sir. You can still—" He wanted to say more but Blitzo interrupted.
"Ha, nice try, ugly." Blitzo said sassily, behind both Moxxie and Millie was wearing dresses, wigs and makeup as they pose sassily that was accompanied by sassy expression. Eli was on the sidelines eating an energy bar.
Blitzo pulled out a megaphone and shouted. "Hey horny lovers! Which one of you would fuck this old man!" He gestured to Lyle who tapped his finger in shame.
The cars on lovers lookout instantly drives away. As Lyle reaches out before deflating sadly, because they were already long gone.
Collin flew in face to face with a smug Blitzo. "You know you four, so utterly c—cruel! We were just trying to give hope to someone in need." Collin stuttered a bit, they were just trying to do their job, until these hell spawns decided to intervene.
Moxxie then rolled his eyes. "Oh and you three are superior to us, just because we, wants some selfish, greedy, authoritarian, capitalistic to keel over dead." Moxxie replied sassily as he shrugs sassily as well.
Millie giggled as Eli let out an amuse snort, Moxxie really knows how to keep thing real.
Something Blitzo notices and did not like as he approach holding a spray bottle that is labeled piss, and began spraying on Moxxie making him hiss in annoyance.
"Guess that how it works... huh." Eli said, catching their attention. "Heavens only accept those who contributes... Lyle here is a genius inventor, that has the ability to make lives better." Eli continued as he stared at the sky. "But he didn't. He does inhumane experiments and build stuff that benefits him." Eli let out a dry chuckle, before gesturing to the three Cherubs making them gulp. "Yet here is three of god's children... trying to make Lyle good enough to enter heaven, because! Of what he could do is enough for the people of heaven to tolerate him or... am I wrong?" Eli gave them a smile that didn't quite reach his eyes as he stared at them through his blindfold wanting see if his theory is correct.
Millie, Moxxie and Blitzo smiled as shadows was cast over them and only their glowing eyes and bright white sharp teeth were seen.
"Well?" Eli asked, his voice was followed by a haunting echo. A figure of an eyeless, mannequin-like woman with blonde hair and in a Victorian dress flickered behind him.
"Of c—course not!" Cletus said as the three cherub sweated bullets. "We were just doing gods w—work. Hehe, let go guys." The three fly away as fast as the could.
Eli clicked his tongue. "So, its true..." He taught sadly, that why there were no divine intervention when he was in grave danger.
Blitzo slaps Eli's back breaking him out of his thought. "Ha, way to call out their bullshit, kid!" Blitzo grinning like a madman. "Did you how they sweated? It was hilarious!" Blitzo added.
Millie hugged Eli nuzzle his cheeks. "That's my baby boy, knows how to bark as strong as he bites." She said, voiced lace with pride.
Moxxie chuckled as he pats Eli's head. "Seems like their intentions are not as good as we thought huh? Good job, son." Moxxie exclaim. Eli was a little shock but he smiled lightly.
That's right, ever since Millie kidnapped him, and surprise adopted him. They had treated him with love and care, at first Eli thought it was the Stockholm syndrome taking effect, and he might be correct. But they were always there for him and he couldn't be more happier for that, it was better than being forgotten.
Eli chuckled and nodded as Blitzo smiled. "Welp enough of the mussiness! We have a guy to kill!" Blitzo jokingly said as he walk to the direction the cherubs had taken Lyle.
The married imp laughed as they grabbed Eli's hand and ran. The mannequin-like woman materialized from the shadows. "I hope you're happy my dear little miracle... Soon we'll meet, and when that time comes. I won't have to hide from you anymore..." She said in a haunting melody, before disappearing.
A valkyrie on a fake unicorn sang loud, accompanied by a talented pianist.
"Behold! The wonder of art and music!" Cletus said after putting a bowtie on Lyle's clothes. "Something we all hear for comfort, entertained and live for." He added, as they watch the Valkyrie sang.
"Wow, their really desperate, huh?" Eli said from up above the stage the scaffolding. As he stared at the them, contemplating and planning on how to avoid to much collateral damage here.
"So, how do make this bad?" Millie asked, getting up as she looks at Blitzo.
Moxxie being a fan of Opera stood up. "We can't." He said with made a finger gun. "There's literally nothing bad about opera, and that's fact." He raised up a finger.
"Unless, we ruined it somehow." Blitzo said, wiggling his ass and raising own finger just to mock Moxxie. Which work, if his deadpan was any indication.
Blitzo pulled the spotlight as Millie stared with surprise expression and Moxxie could only stare in bewilderment. As he began moving it around, the Valkyrie kept moving towards the spotlight.
"She not very good." Lyle said, shaking his head while the the cherubs could only watched in confusion questioning on why was the spotlight moving.
Blitzo chuckled as he began to move the spotlight around rapidly as Millie and Moxxie smile while Eli watched in amusement as the Valkyrie desperately tried to keep up with the spotlight. Lyle used his arms to get a closer look and the cherubs squinted to try figuring out what was happening.
Blitzo increase his pace as Moxxie and Millie's smiles widen anticipating on what'll happen next, and something did happen. The wires snaps shocking the three imps, except Eli, knowing full well that'll happen.
The Valkyrie let out her last notes before getting crush by the stage light, halting the pianist as he flinches, everyone in the theater screams along with the cherubs and Lyle. The pianist looked at where the Valkyrie was crush and pulled on his collar, before nervously began playing the piano.
"And that's the first causality." Eli said, wincing slightly as the screams reach his ears.
Moxxie blinked and deadpans at his boss. "Welp, at least we made worse." He said as he held up a finger with a smug smile.
"That's it!" Cletus angrily flies up as he pointed at each of the I.M.P. "I've had it, you four monsters, had mess with us enough!" Cletus snapped as he pointed on every single one of them.
As meek as Collin is even he snapped. "D'oh, w—we were just trying to do our job!" As he angerly stared at the I.M.P.
Millie had her fist on her hips while Blitzo had his arms crossed and Moxxie swipes his left hand as the right hand was on his chest. "Well so are we!" He empathize.
"Enough!" Cletus then summons a golden crossbow along with his friends and pointed the golden tip arrow at them. "We are saving that shitty old man's life, whether he wants it or not." Cletus ranted as he shook one fist.
"Huh, and here I thought heaven don't condone bad languages. You learn something new everyday." Eli said, tone filled with amusement. They really must have modernized heaven if they were allowed swearing.
Keenie got in front of the stoic Eli, their faces was inches apart. "You better watch your mouth there." She snarled while Eli stared at her completely unaffected by her anger and was quite frankly unamused.
Millie pushes Keenie away with a furious expression. "You don't talk to my baby like that!" Her tail whipping around aggressively.
"Yeah, don't to my intern like that!" Blitzo said as he got up. "And someone want that fucker dead, mkay and he paid in advance, and I spend it all on this." Blitzo pulled out a horse figurine covered in jewels. "So he's gotta go." Blitzo pointed at Moxxie just to mess with him while Millie grins with a determined expression.
Keenie once again fly towards I.M.P and this time went to face Blitzo with a finger held up to his face. "You are all such disgusting, loathsome beasts, your kind is nothing but dirt that shitty dead people dread on." Keenie ranted with both fist clenched. She then slaps her temple. "And now you're trying to meddle of the lives of human!" She spread her arms and legs just to show how serious it is.
"Hypocrite!" Eli yelled out, infuriating Keenie further.
"Yeah, a hypocrite!" Millie shouted as she pushes Blitzo away. "Yer doing the exact same thing! So why don't you shut your trap you judgmental—" Millie grabs Keenie's dress and pulled her closer mushing her cheeks against her. "Cotton candy, tit-havin' BITCH!" Millie dragged out the word next to Keenie's ear.
"Filthy Vermin!" Keenie shriek as she tackled Millie into a cat fight. Blitzo, Moxxie and Eli stared at the cat fight before turning back to the other Cherubs.
Blitzo instantly backflips three times to avoid the golden arrows as Moxxie ran while Eli jumped out of the way with a roll. Eli notices that Keenie and Millie's cat fight sending the to the edge of the scaffolding, he ran and tried grabbing Millie only to miss a few inches as the two girls began falling and fighting mid-air.
Moxxie, currently being chased Collin. Seeing Millie punching Keenie's face still falling, grabs a rope a jumps of the scaffolding with a gun in hand as he swung towards Millie. He pointed the gun at one of the ropes holding a sack, after mentally counting he shot the rope causing the sack to fall and hit Keenie sending her faster to the ground while Moxxie caught Millie in his arms as Collin followed from behind still firing the golden arrow at them. The two married imp smile lovingly and fiercely at each other before making out.
Eli recoiled in embarrassment seeing his foster parents kissing at a very bad time, but then he saw Millie pulled out rifles from Moxxie's suit and realize what they were about to do along with the collateral damage that gonna come with it. Quickly looking around, he found another rope and use it to swing himeself down in front of Lyle.
The grimoire glowed brightly as Eli clap his hands together before separating to reveal a simply white shadowy sphere of energy he chanted:
"By the veil of realms unseen,
Through winds that weave the in-between,
Shift the masses, far and wide,
Erase the truths their minds confide.
Let memories fade like morning dew,
Reborn as shadows, shaped anew.
As I will, so it shall be,
Unbound, forgotten, and set free!"
A mass teleportation spell that also erase the memories of stuff that had happen here, convenient right? Eli clap causing the sphere to shatter and the crowd except Lyle and the pianist to be teleported away. Eli grunted at the amount of energy had been used before conjuring a red shield that surrounded him to protect himself from Millie and Moxxie bullet rain combo as they spun rapidly mid-air creating a beautiful spinning spectacle of bullets.
Both Collin and Keenie avoid the hail of bullets as they continue to shoot arrows at the spinning sensations. Blitzo raised his head and was greeted by the sight of Millie's black bra and Moxxie's bow tie as both items fall landing in front Eli as he cringe at the items. It was bad enough they were trying to tear of each other tonsil, now this?
"It's all starting to make sense now." Lyle finally finding his own voice. "Life is worth living because we only get one." Finally realizing the revelation. "We must cherish it. If creature far beyond this living world are going through this length over my life." He continued, watching as the scene in front of him. "Then certainly it's worth living." He then stared at his hands. "Killing myself is not the answer." He shook his head , before holding up a finger. "Plus, I'm still rich. I just buy all the things." He pulled out loads of money, and turn his attention to Eli who trying to maintain his shield. "I no longer crave death." He happily declared.
"Great, good job." Eli said dryly, voice dripping with sarcasm.
Blitzo ran from scaffolding to scaffolding before coming face to face with Cletus and Blitzo instantly aims at him only to find out his out off bullets. So he did the second best thing... he threw his flintlock at Cletus faces causing him to swear and to shoot the rope holding the metal scaffolding. The scaffolding fell narrowing hitting the pianist as is crashes through the wooden floor, bending the floor board where the pianist stool and piano was place on. The pianist looked at Blitzo and the tied up married imp before getting up and placing his stool down to use it to step down the bent wooden floor with a bow. Not a few moments later, the floor board snaps and sent the piano flying overhead. I.M.P, Eli and the Cherubs watches as the flew.
Lyle notices that it was heading towards him and screamed before scurrying away just in time for his bed to get crush instead.
"NOO!" The I.M.P group shouted.
"YES!" The Cherubs yelled.
Lyle was about to celebrate only to clutch his heart and kneel over to the ground... everyone was silent. Eli stood up and checked Lyle's pulse. "... He's dead..."
The I.M.P group snickered before turning into a full blown laugh, a laugh that Eli joined in on over the anti-climactic ending. The Cherubs could only watch dumbfounded.
Cletus grits his teeth. "Y—you demons!" He screeches at Blitzo as he Moxxie and Millie smiled smugly at them. Eli went up the stage and freed his parents using a Millie's knife.
"Yes, we're demon. What else would you like to point out, the sky blue, or my dick isn't eight inch long." Blitzo replied cheekily, causing the Cherubs to recoil. "Ha, come on kid let get out of here!" Blitzo laughed.
Eli would to blame his his adrenaline for what happen the next moment. He let out a feral grinned and tooked off his blindfold. "Just so you know... I'm human." Eli said as black feathers engulf them before disappearing.
The Cherubs was shocked and Collin began hyperventilating. "Oh, my gosh. Oh my god." He said before Keenie slaps him.
"Don't use the lords name in vain, Collin!" She shouted, this was no time to panic.
Cletus nervously opens a portal to heaven. "Come on we need to report this immediately!" His friends nodded and flies into the portal before it closes.
"Welp, I'd say that was a huge success." Blitzo said with a clap, before popping a champagne.
"Yeah, and my baby did so much in so little time." Millie said, nuzzling against Eli as he let out a chuckle.
"And could you believe the face on the cherubs when Eli took his Blindfold off, classic." Moxxie added as he raise his glass which they clink it with theirs.
Loona smirks and brought Eli into a hug. "You guys seemed to have fun." She said, ruffling the boys hair.
"Yeah it was fun messing with those Cherubs." Eli replied as Loona just laugh.
"Freaking insects." They said simultaneously before laughing.
Blitzo's phone vibrates and he pulls it out. "Huh, it's from Loofa..." He said out loud.
Moxxie glanced at the wall and slid back with his chair a metal plank crashes threw. Loopty then came down via escalator. "Blitz!" He happily shouted.
Eli pulled his father chair back as another metal plank crashes through nearly hitting Moxxie. Then Lyle came down from it.
"Hey there peeps." Lyle said as he approach, Loopty let out an exaggerated gasp.
"Lyle, you no good, heartless son of a bitch." Loopty put down his hand on Lyle shoulder. "Blitz I wanna to thanked you for reuniting me and my best friend." Loopty said, with a slap to Lyle's back.
Blitzo smiles along with Moxxie and Millie, though latter was more of a exasperated sigh.
Lyle then scratches his chin. "Though the only question now, is what do two old genius robotic inventors do, now that were in hell?" Lyle asked, while Loopty strokes his handle bar mustache.
Wally Wackford suddenly crashes through the ceiling. "Did someone say, I say, inventors? Names Wally Wackford and I am lookin for creative new people to exploit!" He said before realizing his mistake. "I mean implore." As he strokes his mustache.
"Everyone stop fucking up my wall!" Blitzo ranted. "The amount of money that I'm gonna use to fix this is too damn high." He said. "Satans balls, first we deal we heavens table scraps and now this?"
"I guess you can say, you say. You have a HOLY operation here, Blitzo." Wally joked, slapping his knees and laughing at his own joke.
"Get out." Blitzo said simply, but Wally didn't cease as he doubles down on the floor.
"No, I'm serious. GET THE FUCK OUT!" Blitzo shouted surprising everyone.
A/N: This is me trying to expand my story and if you see my style slowly get worse or repetitive I'm sorry in advance but I was very tired.
Thanks that a huge confidence boost, I'm not sure on the creative part though... as for quality, that really depends on my mood.
My back hurts... That all :)