Don't Own Dbz, Only The Oc.
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"Speech"
"Speech through phones and Text via book, notes, or newspaper... when those are around..."
"Powerful Creatures Speaking"
(Mid Chapter Authors Notes)


I... have no idea what's going on.

"Okay. What the actual fuck is happening?" I question slowly.

"You're supposed to be DEAD!" Chronoa growls.

"Oh? Well... in a manner of speaking, I suppose you could say that I am." The blue skinned woman smiles innocently. "After all... I'm merely a... let's call it a contingency."

The woman tilts her head cutely. "Though... I am vaguely curious... how long has it been since I was created... just what did my idiotic real self do to get herself killed."

"You were absorbed by your own creation and you both were killed by Goku."

"Ah..." Towa mutters. "So Mira's a bust, then? Shame. I had plans, but it appears that those all failed. Oh well."

She leans forwards slightly as she looks over my face. "Hey~"

She feels... awfully weak...

Chronoa's eyes narrow, a Ki blast appearing in her hand. "Step away from him if you value your life."

The demonic woman seems to blink twice, looking between us.

An evil grin appears on her lips. "Oh my- you like him?! Heheheh I didn't think you had it in you! But... isn't he far younger than you? Hm? Isn't the saiyan lifespan just a blip... the smallest instance in your life?"

"To be fair... dragon balls..." I shrug. "Also. I have a sword that slowly de-ages anyone who wields it to the prime of their life. So It's really a non-issue..."

I look to Chronoa. "So. Like... she was an issue for the time patrol? She feels... really weak, actually."

This gives Chronoa pause, the Ki blast flickering out. "Hang on... you're... right... why are you so weak?! You're barely stronger than a normal human!"

The demon flinches back slightly, her smile appearing strained. "Regretfully... this body is completely new... and in only just created as a result of his blood modifying the storage spell on the potara... originally, when someone put on the earring, I would have taken over their body... or rather a combination of myself and whatever person they were originally. But. This is much more preferred even if I have to start from scratch."

"You won't be starting anything. I'm sending you to the crack of time immediately!"

"Hang on." I begin slowly. "Are you sure that's a good idea... I mean... she might be an old copy, but she could still give great insight on things happening within the time breakers."

Chronoa frowns, eyes narrowing again. "I... hate that you're right. She could give us so much information... how to counter that 'dark empowerment' they use to break time."

A sultry smirk rests on the demon's lips as she approaches me. "It has been quite some time since I had ever been so... intrigued... with someone."

Her finger runs along my jaw. "A saiyan who can use magic? Healing magic? You are an uncut gem if I have ever seen one... the potential of that. There's probably no end to the things I can teach you... tell me, have you ever wanted to boost your power? I have methods for that."

Chronoa is fuming.

"W-Well I have methods too!" The girl growls, hopping to her feet and crossing her arms. "I have connections!"

She points at me. "Y-You want to learn about God Ki, right? W-Well I can help with that!"

"God... Ki?" Towa blinks apparently not knowing I had that.

"Don't let this stupid cow tempt you!" Chronoa exclaims.

"C-COW?! Surely he would appreciate someone more..." She runs her hands down her sides, showing off her hourglass figure. "Curvaceous instead of a short, flat, impish child who's out of her depth in the art of making love?"

I return to my lunch as Chronoa tackles the blue woman. "Short?! FLAT?! COME HERE!"

Ah...

I love my cheat ability...

An Achievement has been unlocked:
Master Super Saiyan +50
An Achievement has been unlocked:
Earn the lust of the Demon Towa (If this is a good thing, that's to be determined): +100

Oh hey. That's neat... let's do a roll now.

Rolling
Rolling
Rolling

Most Holy Order of the Socket Wrench (400CF)
You are a master mechanic. Repair and upkeep is nice, but you can go beyond the impossible and improve any vehicle. Take a van and make it beat a supercar? Put NOS injectors on a bicycle (and make it work)? How about something challenging? And anything you can build up you can tear down, too. You're a one-man chop shop and wiring a car to explode takes but a few moments and some chicken wire.

Huh... i'm fifty points short...

Alright whatever lock in it. I might buy myself a hovercar or something.

Oooh wait. Mech Suit.

I'm gonna get myself a mech suit.

That's every guy's dream, right?

I can already fly, turn into a super saiyan, and shoot the Kamehameha. Piloting a giant robot is another thing on the 'man's romance isekai bucket list'.

"You know... this could probably qualify as bullying." I observe without turning around as Chronoa begins slapping the sizable chest of Towa who lets out cries of pain.

"S-Stop! Ow! You bitch!"

"Chronoa. Stop bullying the pathetically weak petty demon woman." I weakly chastise as I continue eating.

"..."

"Uhhh... this is... Time Patrol... business?" She tries, I assume she's looking a little embarrassed at her actions.

"Oh. Carry on then." I huff, not even bothering to look back, too focused on my food.

"You hate me because I tell you the truth! Ask him! Ask him which of us he prefers!"

"Chronoa." I answered instantly. "In fact, I've already asked her on a date before... if she declines maybe I'd pick you as a rebound. We've just met, and that criminal baggage sounds annoying, but eh... you're sort of pretty and the whole 'villainous magic enhancement' spell thing sort of intrigues me. It does make me wonder... why the fuck doesn't the time patrol use something similar? Instead of having random ass guys show up in the timeline to help like... Goku and Piccolo fight against a moderately stronger Raditz... why don't we just moderately improve the strength of Goku and Piccolo? Wouldn't that be safer for the time stream?"

"..."

"..."

"Oh." I blink, turning slightly, now seeing Chronoa having the demon in a head lock. "I'd shoot my shot with Chronoa's sister first before I consider you for a moment."

"That is... hurtful." The demon woman frowns.

"You're allied with the faction that made me nearly die to a joke like fucking Appule." Chronoa blinks at the sheer venom in my voice.

Towa winces slightly as Chronoa seems to tighten her grip. "As for... why the time patrol doesn't do that... you all haven't even figured out how we enhance people yet, have you? That makes me quite disappointed in your skill Chronoa. If your skill in magic is comparable to your skill in bed I think it would be best for everyone involved that you just sit in the corner and watch as I have my way with your saiyan fr- *Grk*"

"Nooo. Don't put her in the cuck chair." I roll my eyes a small smirk on my lips.

"Well, one of us died after being absorbed by their own creation, so I believe that I'll take your criticism with a grain of salt." The pink skinned girl grumbles only for her eyes to widen and for her to perk up. "Oooh... a grain of salt... Scallion give me that salt shaker! I want to shake it into her eyes!"

"That seems... a little much?" I begin quietly.

"If you give me the salt I'll set up a fight between you and Goku." The kai bribes causing me to cock my head to the side.

'ooooh hang on? Am I evil enough to enable Chronoa's torment of Towa?'

"W-Wait! If you DON'T give her the salt I'll sleep with you!" Towa exclaims.

"W-Well if you give me the salt I'll k-kiss you on the lips!" Chronoa shouts.

"A kiss?! Do you even hear yourself?! What fool would take your offer over a sensual night with me-"

"Shhhh." I cut in. "Do you hear that?"

"..."

"..."

"..."

"That's right. Nothing. Please stop fighting. Chronoa, you're better than her, you shouldn't fall for her jabs. She's far more experienced at being annoying than you... what's the saying again? Don't argue with an idiot because they'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience? That's what's basically happening but replace 'Idiot' with 'Being petty'."

"I can be pettier than her!" Chronoa protests.

"That's... really not a thing to brag about." Towa mutters under her breath only to let out a quiet 'hrk' as the pink skinned girl tightens her grip around her slightly.

I turn to face the two, a gentle smile on my lips. "It's honestly really cute to see you so worked up like this. I'm loving this flustered side to you."

Chronoa's face turns red.

Towa chooses this time to interject. "S-So... you aren't giving her the salt. Do you want to bend me over a table now ooooor-"

I give the demon a flat half-lidded stare. "Look. I was going to just ignore that and just move on, but you've put me in a position where I don't want Chronoa to shake salt into your eyes because I'm a decent person, but on the other hand if I don't give it to her I'd be basically telling the one person I deeply care about that I desire another woman carnally... here you go Chronoa. Salt's expensive so only do one of two shakes."

I turn away, going back to my food.

"I-I don't need to salt her eyes." Chronoa pouts as the salt is placed back on the countertop. She sulks slightly but there's a small blush on her face as she looks away.

I look back to see Towa seemingly frozen in time.

I guess it wouldn't take a lot of focus to do that considering how weak she is right now.

Chronoa and I finish our dinner, collect my things- quite easy as I don't really have much- then with a flash of teleportation myself, Chronoa, and the frozen Towa are teleported to a new location.

My eyes widen at the capsule house in front of me. It's towards the edge of town, a larger city behind me.

I turn slowly, letting out a low breath at the powers milling around. The average power level on par with me or surpassing me by a large margin.

Those are probably base form power levels... I'm currently a super saiyan.

"Is- is this really all mine?!" I question, gesturing to the simple house. It's dome-like, but I can tell it's two stories. Compared to my old place it's night and day. There's probably several bedrooms in this place. At the very least two.

"Of course!" The girl smiles. "Most people here in Conton have their own places to themselves. Or at the very least the apartments in those skyscrapers are more akin to penthouses."

I look to the frozen Towa. "I take it that you're going to deal with her now, huh?"

"Yes." Chronoa nods slowly. "I should quickly deal with her. It'll probably take a while."

"Oh, that's fine. I'll probably get settled in and go into my pocket dimension to test something." I smile.

"What are you working on?" The kai questions.

"Normally I'd play coy and be all 'that's a secret'. Buuuut at this point, I might as well just tell you. I'm going to push my Oozaru state. I haven't done it since I unlocked super saiyan so I'm going to see if there's a level beyond Oozaru."

"A level beyond Oozaru?" She echoes. "So... you're looking for Super Saiyan Five? A TRUE Super Saiyan Five?"

"I am." I nod once. "I have a vague idea what I'm working towards, but I'll also need to figure out Super Saiyan Two."

"I could... get you someone to teach you that." The kai suggests.

"I... don't want to take advantage of you." I reply, a frown on my lips as I stare into her eyes. "I understand you want to help me, and I really appreciate it, but... it's kind of humiliating to be taught a form like super saiyan two by people who could probably fight me in my super saiyan two state in their base forms."

I look down to my hand, clenching my fist. "I need to do this on my own. It's a matter of my pride. If Goku can learn it in the otherworld... then so can I... of course, I also need to work on my god ki, and well, there's just so many options. I'm kind of excited!"

In the corner of my eye I can see a smile on the kai's lips as she glances at the side of my head.

"Alright, alright." She waves. "Saiyans and pride. I get it. But just know if you ever need help, I'm here... okay?"

"Of course!" I reply with a smile of my own only to blink. "Oh. And before I forget. Want to do something this Saturday? I know we go out for drinks that day, but considering I've sort of moved out of Rosemary town... maybe we could catch a movie or something? Unless of course you want to go back to Rosemary town."

"Of course! A movie sounds great!" The girl beams.

"Alright. I'll see you later, then." I wave as I turn and walk inside, marveling at the sheer size of my new home as she disappears with a flash.

She didn't give me like... a mansion, of course. It's more akin to a small suburban home.

Far more than what I originally had. More than enough for me.

I step inside, placing down what little I own, picking a bedroom from one of the three that are inside, and then with a flash I teleport to my pocket dimension.

"Hah." I breathe out slowly, dropping from my super saiyan form. "Alright. Let's try this."

I change my clothes to my stretchy saiyan armor... then my body begins to grow.

I rapidly increase in size, eventually reaching about five stories.

"Heh." A booming huff leaves my mouth. "To think... I could grow even bigger if I master the Yardrat Methods."

My power begins to surge upwards, a crackling aura appearing around me.

Twenty. Thirty. Forty. Fifty.

My pupil-less red eyes widen slightly as I gaze down at my hands... or rather the back of them.

The brown fur of the Ooazaru is beginning to deepen in color.

"Interesting."

The brown is slowly becoming red.

As I push higher and higher my fur becomes a solid red.

"I see."

People say that Super Saiyan Four is ten times as strong as Super Saiyan Three...

It's true, but... it's not really the correct way you should be looking at it.

You should be saying that super saiyan four is eighty times stronger than super saiyan one.

My power grows. Oozaru equal to super saiyan two... and now to go even further beyond.

One hundred and ten. One hundred and t-

My hands shake slightly, my eyes narrowing.

'ow. Ow ow ow. Okay let's just stay here.'

I could push it above one hundred and twenty. But it starts to hurt quite a bit.

"I know super saiyan five is out there." I boom.

I could test and see what happens if I turn super saiyan four right now... technically speaking I've surpassed the boost Ooazru gives a typical super saiyan four.

My body shrinks down, power surging as I tap into super saiyan.

My power soars higher and higher, I gain a red outline as my power growth stops... perfectly at fifty percent stronger than what it was the last time I used it.

"Interesting."

My power has improved.

Reasonably... I should be able to acclimate myself to higher and higher Oozaru multipliers... then combine it with Super Saiyan to improve my super saiyan four state.

Eventually... I may just reach the limit the form can withstand and reach the next level.

"Well... Acclimating to higher Oozaru strength will probably take up most of my time. Thought I do need to continue my Yardrat training... there's some moves I'd like to learn."


A blue skinned woman sits alone in a dark room looking bored.

Two Kais quietly deliberate between each other just outside, gazing through a screen showing a live feed of the room.

"How did this even happen?!" Wairu asks.

"I went to see Scallion again."

"Ah. Right, he did do pretty well in the tournament plus that new form... wait, was he a member of the time breakers?! Was that some sort of new villainous aura?!"

"NO!" Chronoa gasps. "Of course not!"

The girl lets out a small sigh, rubbing her temples. "Alright, I should probably start from the beginning. I met up with Scallion last night and... why... are you looking at me like that?!"

"Why are you blushing?" Wairu shoots back.

"I-I don't have TIME for you teasing-"

"Was that a joke, miss supreme kai of time?"

"Wairu... I will stasis you."

"Sorry, sorry." The teasing sibling waves off. "Continue?"

"We drank, laughed, and... well... being drunk Scallion revealed he could sense God Ki."

"..." Wairu is absolutely silent.

"And that he has god ki." Chronoa continues.

"Impossible." Wairu whispers. "How does- a saiyan shouldn't- that's unnatural! Wait... then was his form some sort of... super saiyan god?!"

"He didn't think so... more some sort of supercharged super saiyan four... he uh... also knew exactly who we were from practically the first meeting." Chronoa blushes looking down at the floor.

"Ah... being able to sense god ki should have made that relatively easy." Wairu sighs, shoulder slumping slightly.

"So... where does she come into all of this?"

"I visited him this morning to help him move into Conton City, he invited me inside and we had a lovely breakfast. He is incredibly skilled at cooking... like, comparable to someone like Chi Chi."

"Oooooh?" Wairu smiles impishly.

"BUT." Chronoa cuts in. "He told me about a potara earring he found a few months ago before he was attacked by a time breaker android."

A frown appears on Wairu's lips. "So... it either placed it there or was looking for it."

"I believe it was the latter." Chronoa admits. "From what she has said so far, it was enchanted to force her personality onto whoever wore it... a method to revive herself should she die. But it appears that when Scallion bled on it... the spell changed somewhat. Giving her a body that lacks its old capabilities... but I don't doubt she could learn how to use magic again... nor do I doubt she could learn how to use Ki once more."

"So... what do we do, then?" Wairu asks, a frown on her lips as she gazes at the demon woman.

"Well... I want to pick her brain to figure out what I can about the Time Breakers. There's just one small issue."

Chronoa pushes a button, causing a microphone to activate. "Are you ready to talk yet?"

"Are you ready to let me fuck that saiyan you seem to care for in front of you?" Comes the demon's reply causing Chronoa to let out a sigh and release the button, muting the microphone once more.

Wairu's eyes dart to the side of her sister's head, then back to the screen. "Ah... why is she so obsessed with Scallion?"

"He's a Saiyan who can use magic. A fearsome combination... in addition... she found out he has god ki. She calls him a 'worthy target for her affections' and 'The most optimal male among the saiyans to reproduce'." Chronoa lowly growls, her fists clenching slightly.

"How uh... unwilling is she to negotiate?" Wairu carefully asks.

"Very."

"And... how willing are y-" Wairu is silenced by the glare that Chronoa shoots her. "Ahahah never mind... I understand."

She rubs her temples. "Ugh. This is annoying. Figuring out how the Time Breakers are able to manipulate energy from afar would be a tremendous boon to us. We might be able to figure out a counter... or we could simply do it ourselves but for the good guys."

Wairu seems to ponder for a long moment. "What if..."

"No." Chronoa deadpans.

"Let me finish my sentence damn it!" Wairu growls, causing her sibling to raise an eyebrow.

"What if... you allowed her to stay with Scallion- BUT." She raises a hand, stopping Chronoa's enraged tirade. "You have a multiform clone also stay with him... so you can keep watch over her and make sure she doesn't... ah... do anything."

Chronoa stares in suspicion.

"And... in exchange, she has to fully co-operate with us on whatever we ask. While you can take time off to hang out with Scallion."

The pink haired girl cocks her head to the side. Seemingly thinking deeply on this.

"Mnnnnnn." She lowly growls. "Whyyy?! Why do I have to let this demon skank anywhere NEAR my Scallion?!"

Wairu notes the possessiveness. That'll be something she'll one hundred percent tease her about later when they aren't talking about what to do with someone who at one point in time inadvertently made a non-head injury Goku kill and eat Bulma.

Or rather... that should be called Kakarot.

That was not a good day.

"Look at it less of you letting her near Scallion and more letting yourself officially be near Scallion with no-one being able to complain that you are slacking off." Wairu slowly speaks. "Just think of all the fun things you can do together. Go out to see a movie, or maybe go to a restaurant... maybe even just hang out around the house?"

"Of course, you'd have to be on guard against that devil woman. But, living under the same roof as Scallion, who's to say that some happy accidents won't happen?"

"Y-You pervert!" Chronoa exclaims, her face a deep scarlet.

"You're the one daydreaming about accidentally walking in on Scallion while he's taking a shower or something." Wairu replies with a slightly disappointed look.


I let out a long groan as I reappear in my house.

Getting to the next level might take a bit. On the plus side I've managed to reach a multiplier of one hundred and fifty. But I can feel it becoming harder and harder to manage the higher I go. But I've already gotten to the point where my super saiyan four form is now almost twice as powerful as it was originally.

I've unlocked 'full power' super saiyan four... the thing goku was able to unlock through that faux super saiyan god ritual he did.

Honestly, my biggest hurdle at this point in time would be super saiyan two. But I can manage.

I messed around with Kaioken a bit as well. Mastering super saiyan allowed me to much more easily tap into said power while using it... and that more or less extended to Super Saiyan Four.

By no means is it perfect. Highly damaging as Oozaru isn't really compatible. buuuuut it's usable at least. If I use the burst method I'll be able to produce some real power without completely destroying my body.

I pause as I feel an energy outside... three energies.

I turn, making my way through the house and eventually open the door right before someone reached out and touched the doorbell.

"Hey Chro" I greet lazily, tail swaying behind me as I look to the pink haired girl... the demon woman and...

"Oh wow... you two really do look similar." I blink to the kai that has her hair tied up into pigtails... likely just do differentiate herself from Chronoa.

"Hello Scallion!" The twin-tailed girl waves, a small frown on her lips. "You've been hiding things, hm?"

"To be fair... I didn't want our relationship to change and was happy the way it was... but this is fine too." I admit. "Why is she here?"

Wairu looks to the side, scratching the back of her head. "Ah. About that..."

"I'm moving in, my loving husband!" Towa smirks.


WELP! Towa's pushing Chronoa's buttons. that's kind of hilarious.