The NJKW Picnic: Coming Home
Fictional Date: April 24th 2029
Kris' Amipitheatre, Harbor And Community Park - Strum, Wisconsin
Sponsored By Gaming Generations And Burger King
THEME SONGS:
"Less Than Zero" By The Weeknd
"Night Drive" By Part Time
"My Last Stand" By Wizard
"Infinity" By Little V Mills
"The Emptiness Machine" By Linkin Park
OFFICIAL RESULTS
(C) - Refers To Champion Heading Into The Match
Nikolas J. Kiesow
Def. Stigma
In A Final Armageddon Life Or Death Hell In A Cell Murdermatch For The Fate Of NJKW
(NOTE 1: This Match Must Only End In A Pinfall)
(NOTE 2: In The Final Moments Of The Match, My Revenant Is About To Be Jumped By The Switchblade Society (Ozkar Van Brett And Pennance) Only To Have Their Spines Torn Out By Me, Causing A Frightened Stigma To Run To The Roof Of The Cell, But As My Revenant Corners Stigma On The Roof Of The Cell, I Tell Him That This Is For Forever A Movement As I Powerbomb Him Through The Roof Of The Cell Causing Us Both To Fall To The Ring Mat, But As Stigma Goes For The Pin, My Revenant Kicks Out At The Last Nano Second, But As I Make The Same Mistake Rom Buster Did By Attempting To Hit Stigma With The Baseball Bat Only For Stigma To Counter Me, Stigma Tries To Hit Sudden Abuse (Repeated Grounded Skullfuck Punches), Only For My Revenant To Counter By Punching Him In The Nose, But As Stigma Tries Sudden Abuse Again, I Jab My Thumb Into His Wounded Right Eye, Causing Him To Get Off Of Me, But As Stigma Tries To Get His Bat Back, I Catch Stigma With A Leg Takedown, As I Take His Baseball Bat And Finally Bust Him Open With It, Then I Break It In Two, Angering Stigma... But As Stigma Is About To Rant, He Instead Chuckles And Says He Preared For This Act Of Punishment, Then He Limps To The Ring Post And Rips Apart The The LED On The Ring Post To Get Another Baseball Bat, This Time Covered In Black Dolemite, But As Stigma Gets Back Into The Ring, He Gets An Enraged Look On His Face That I'm Carrying Not Only A Sledgehammer In One Hand, But A Shovel In The Other, Revaling My Revenant Now Has A Weapon In Each Hand, But As We Clash Weapons, Stigma Furiously Breaks Apart Both My Weapons Easily, But As He Smashes A VERY Bloody Wound On My Face, Stigma Notices His Bat Is Not In His Hand Only For My Revenant To Smash A Wound On His Face In Return, Causing Me And Stigma To Fall To The Ground Brutally Bloodied And Near Death, But As Stigma Gets Up And Picks Up His Bat, He Chuckles, But As He Is About To Tell Me It's Over... I Cut Him Off Before He Can Start Saying His Cruel Speech By Telling Stigma To Go Fuck Himself As I Call Him An Abusive Jackass, Causing Stigma To Angrily Backpedal To The Corner, Screaming At Me To Get Up At The Top Of His Lungs, But As He Screams At Me To Get Up Again, I Respond Screaming "GLADLY!", As I Leap Back Up For One Last Stand Against Stigma, Causing The Footage To Cut To Black The Moment Me And Stigma Attacked, But As The Black Screen Fades Out, My Revenant Is Seen Headless As Stigma Somehow Has Murdered Me, Only For The Camera To Cut To Stigma With My Revanant's Fist Is Lodged Through His Head And Skull, Killing Him As Well, But As The Dolemite Bat Falls Off Of My Neck Stump And Out Of Stigma's Hand, We Both Fall Limp Dead With My Revenant's Corpse Landing Onto Stigma's Corpse, Causing The Ref To Count The Pinfall, Confirming That My Revenant's Sacrifice Has Saved NJKW From Extermination At Stigma's Hands)
(NOTE 3: After The Picnic Went Off The Air, Kronika Decided That A New Counterpart Of Nikolas J. Kiesow Should Take Up Control Of NJKW For The New Timeline, Therefore, Kronika Chooses My Code Vein Counterpart To Take Up Control Of NJKW)
"The Tai Chi Angel Of Death" Sena Aidan
Def. Melly In-Chains
(NOTE: As Sena Aidan Is About To Make Her Entrance, The Arena Goes Dark But As The Lights Are About To Go Back On, The Lights Are Dimmed To Emulate The Darkness Of The Build Up To Her Entrance, Then The Camera Cuts To A Pathway Of Poker Chips With Each Poker Chip Designed With Artwork Resembling The Comatose Faces Of Each Of Her Picnic Victims As The Poker Chip Pathway Is Made To Intimidate Melly's Memories, But As The Build Up Is About To End, Ring Announcer Scarlet Starling Declares That The Band Metallica Will Provide Sena's Entrance Music, But As They Play Their Cover Of "Bury The Light" By Casey Edwards, Sena Aidan Comes Out, But As Sena Steps On A Poker Chip The Lights Of The Arena Flicker To Emulate A Thunderclap Effect Every Time She Steps Onto A Chip, But As Sena Is About To Step Onto The Melly Themed Poker Chip, Sena Death Glares Melly And Steps On The Poker Chip, Causing A Blazing Pillar Of Hellfire To Errupt, Intimidating Melly)
Kayin Amoh (C)
Def. Pride (FaM)
For The NJKW Championship
Tira Braddin
Def. Ranik
Android 21
Def. Unknown (Tekken)
(NOTE: After The Match, The Lights Go Out, But As They Come Back On, The Debuting Wyatt Sicks (Bo Dallas, Nikki Cross, Dexter Lumis, Joe Gacy, Erick Rowan) Along With Android 21, Junko Enoshima And Sami Callahan Surround Unknown, Then Attack Unknown Causing Android 21, Junko Enoshima And Sami Callahan To Join The Wyatt Sicks, Turning Sami Callahan Face As A Result)
Kari Kamiya
Def. Superman Regime (C)
For The Standupland Heavyweight Championship
Roxie Albernet
Def. Blaze Rhowa
In The Third And Final Phase Of The Picnic Gauntlet
For The Vacant NJKW Eliteweight Championship
Blaze Rhowa
Def. CM Punk
In The Second Phase Of The Picnic Gauntlet
For The Vacant NJKW Eliteweight Championship
Blaze Rhowa
Def. Luke Sullivan
In The First Phase Of The Picnic Gauntlet
For The Vacant NJKW Eliteweight Championship
Paula Polestar
Def. John Cena
The Undertaker
Def. Calypso McMurrin
In A Casket Match
"The Ring General" Gunther (C)
Def. Davoth The Dark Lord
For The NJKW Xenoversal Championship
(NOTE: In The Final Moments Of The Match, Davoth Knocks Out The Ref With A Chokeslam, But As Davoth Is About To Hit Gunther With The Argent Apocalypse (Styles Clash) Reina Mishima Rushes In To Blindside Davoth And Attack Him, But As Reina Tries To Run Away From Davoth, Gunther Grabs Davoth By The Arm And Clotheslines Him, Then Puts Davoth In The Corner And Nails Him With Three Consecutive Knife Edge Chops In A Row, Then Hits The Last Symphony (Powerslam) Onto Davoth To Get The Pinfall)
Reginald Kastle
Def. TopKirby8305
(NOTE: As Reginald Kastle Is About To Make His Entrance, An Army Of Ferret Looking Barian Sentinels Come Out As Buildup For His Entrance As "Hunter's Moon" By Two Steps From Hell Plays, Then An Epic Orchestral Song Plays As Reginald Comes Out Wearing A Massive Badger And Raccoon Themed Cloak Over His Outfit, Comeplete With Reginald Wearing A Fox Themed Skull Helmet Over His Head, Then As The Epic Song Is About To Reach It's Climax, Reginald Takes Off His Cloak And Helmet, As The Buildup Ends... "King Of Kings" By Motorhead Plays, Causing Rio Kastle To Come Out Alongside Her Big Brother As Reginald Makes His Entrance)
Android 18
Def. Shawn Michaels
In A Trip To Oblivion Match
(NOTE: At The Final Moments Of The Match, Phil Coulson Tries To Stop Android 18 Only To Get Hit By Shawn's Sweet Chin Music, Causing Phil To Bump Into Daisy "Quake" Johnson As Both Phil And Daisy Tumble Off Of The Harbor And Into The Water, Then As Deadpool And Nick Fury Try To Stop Android 18, She Hits Shawn With The Deadly Dance (Ballerina Spinkick), Knocking Shawn Into Nick And Deadpool, Sending Them Off Their Feet, But As Android 18 Death Glares Shawn, She Shouts "This Funeral Dirge Is For YOU, Shawn!" As She Attempts Sweet Chin Music, But As She Tries It, She Not Only Nails Shawn With His Own Finisher, But Knocks Shawn, Nick Fury And Deadpool Off Of The Harbor And Into The Water, Causing Android 18 To Fall To Her Knees And Let Out A Triumphant Scream Of Victory For Completing Her Vengeful Mission Of Destroying Both S.H.I.E.L.D. And The Crusade)
"The MiiTopian Captain" Michiru Kagemori (C) (W/ The Hacker)
Def. Psych And Kadia Sevenfold
In A Triple Threat Match
For The MXC Championship
(NOTE: At The Final Moments Of The Match, Michiru Hits Her Spear Onto Both Psych And Kadia, But As She Is About To Go For The Pin, Michiru Pulls Kadia And Puts Her Back First Onto And Out Cold And Face Down Psych, Causing Michiru To Pin Them Both At Once, Confirming Her Dominance And Acknowledgement As The MiiTopian Captain)
Sage (C)
Def. Amy Rose
In A Chibi-X Lumberjack Match For The NJKW Chibi-X Championship
(NOTE 1: Lumberjacks Include, Pablo Sanchez, Stephanie Morgan, Dante Robinson, Kiesha Phillips, Kenny Kawaguchi, Vicki Kawaguchi, Ashley Webber, Sidney Webber, Dmitri Petrovich, Ernie Steele, Kimmy Eckman, Reese Worthington, Mikey Thomas, Ricky Alexander Johnson, Tony Delvecchio, Angela Delvecchio, Jocinda Smith, Pete Wheeler, Billy Jean Blackwood, Marky Dubois, Sally Dobbs, Ronny Dobbs, Achmed Khan, Amir Khan, Gretchen Hasselhoff, Annie Frazier, Jorge Garcia, Luanne Lui, Maria Luna, Lisa Crocket, Tori Collins, Donha The Great, El Tigre, Agent Stone (TM:SB), Hammerhead (TM:SB), Slamm (TM:SB), Twister (TM:SB), Rebecca Hawkins, Ian (Guilty Gear), Neo (Guilty Gear), Delilah Oneiroi, Elora Maximoff, C.L.K., Scribblenaut Maxwell, Scribblenaut Lilly, Akemi Nimura, Amy Sorel, Mokuba Kaiba, Noah Kaiba, Penta Penguin, Bowser Jr., Gotenks, Ferra, Coco Bandicoot, Rera, Atreus, Sora Perse, Himiko Yumeno, Carl Clover, Monokuma, Gaige, Koichi Hirose, Rammo The Inkling, Emma (Hot Shots Golf), Ashley The Red Witch, Platinum The Trinity And D.W. Read)
(NOTE 2: As Sage Is About To Make Her Entrance, The Band Motionless In White Comes Out To Provide The Music For Sage's Entrance, But As They Play Their Song "Demon In Your Dreams" On Stage, Sage Comes Out And Makes Her Entrance)
(NOTE 3: Throughout The Entire Match, Sage Got Jumped By The Lumberjacks Everytime She Is Tossed Out Of The Ring, But At The Final Moments Of The Match, Her Backlash Stablemates Of Lu Bu, Lu Lingqui, Gabriel Belmont, Tyreen Calypso, Yuta Asahina, Erdrick LeCarde, Rhea Ripley, Damian Priest And Kamui Uehara Attacked All Of The Lumberjacks, But As Sage Captializes Against Amy With A School Girl Roll Up, She Kicks Amy In The Face Then Hits Amy With A New Finisher Called "Control, Alt, Exterminate" (Curb Stomp) Onto Amy, After The Match An Exhausted Sage Celebrates With Her Stable)
Igniz
Def. Jacob Kastiel (C)
For The NJKW White Knight Championship
Grant Wheeler
Def. Goro Majima (C)
In An Apocalypse Now Match
For The NJKW Popstar X Championship
(NOTE 1: The Apocalypse Now Match Is A Variation Of The Armageddon Rules Match)
(NOTE 2: As Grant Is About To Make His Entrance, The Band Stryper Comes Out To Provide Grant's Entrance Music, But As They Play Their Song "No More Hell To Pay" On Stage, Grant Wheeler Comes Out To Make His Entrance, But As Goro Majima Is About To Make His Entrance, All The Children Of The Fall Creek School Come Out To Sing Goro Majima's Victory Song, But As They Sing, Majima Hapilly Comes Out Hearing His Victory Jingle, But As Goro Majima Screams Out His Name, Countless Pyro And Fireworks Go Off, Completing The Buildup To His Entrance As "My Generation" By Limp Bizkit" Plays The Moment The Fireworks Stop)
Shadowrealm Geo (Susan Tyler, Tristan Samson, Kayla Elric, Roman Carter And Prince Rashid Mahal)
Def. The Screamin' Cowboys (Not Shane, Jared Fogel, Bobby Hill, Rom Buster And Carl Schliff)
Maya Inca Boy (C)
Def. Steven Z Killer
For The NJKW National Hymns Championship
Spyro The Dragonkin (Supbspace) And The Hybrids The Hybrids (Jiren, Al Snow And Gonta Gokuhara) (3V3)
Def. The Four (Polaris, Quicksilver, Emma Frost And Sabertooth) (4V4)
In A Winner Take All Match To Determine The Fate Of The NJKW 4V4 Championship
(NOTE: Since Spyro And The Hybrids Won, The NJKW 4V4 Championship Is Deactivated)
KZXcellent
Vs Phantom Savage
Ends In A No Contest
(NOTE: At The Final Moments Of The Match, A Brutally Wounded And Weakened Phantom Sets KZ Up For A Superplex, But As Phantom Hits The Superplex, The Impact Knocks Both Men, Causing The Ref To Start Counting, But As The Ref Counts To Ten, Both Men Fail To Respond, Causing The Match To End In A No Contest)
Trust (Karion Kross, Solo Sikoa, Scarlet, Paul Ellering, Jacob Fatu And The Authors Of Justice (Akam And Rezaar))
Def. The Death Riders (Jon Moxley, Marina Shafir, Claudio Castagnoli, Pac, Wheeler Yuta And Anton Bomb)
Shibata (Death Promise)
Def. DeJager (Friday The 13th)
In An Arkham Asylum Match
Reina Mishima
Def. VicariousNick
(NOTE: As Nick Is About To Make His Entrance, The Band One Minute Silence Comes Out To Provide Nick's Entrance Music, But As They Play Their Song "A More Violent Approach" On Stage, VicariousNick Comes Out To Make His Entrance)
Danhausen
Def. Kogane Kujo
Cody Rhodes And Roman Reigns
Def. The Keepers Of Time (Liu Kang And Geras) (C)
For The NJKW Tag Team Championship
Team RWBY (Ruby Rose, Weiss Schnee, Blake Belladonna And Yang Xiao Long)
Def. Night Raid (Tatsumui, Lubbock And Wave) And Joe Higashi
Toph Bei-Fong
Def. Nu-13
In A Slimed In Match
NJKW PICNIC AXXESS
Buster Cobb
Wins The Chuck Norris And Segata Sanshiro Invitational Battle Royale Match
By Last Eliminating Harold The Wacky Lunch Stud
(NOTE: After The Match, Buster Demonstrates His Full Newfound Strength By Picking Up TheChuck Norris And Segata Sanshiro Trophy And Holding It Up In The Air, Giving It A Good Luck Kiss And Setting It Back Down, Celebrating His Victory In The Battle Royale)
The Mikan Tsumiki Experience
Def. Troy Simpkin And Brooklyn Von Brawn
Kai And Rhett Titus
Def. Killer Absolute (Asuka Kazama And Lili Rochefort), The Gypsy Monsters (Tyson Fury And Brawn Strowman) And
The Vidgeo Bros (Ricardo Milos And Randy Orton)
(NOTE: After The Match, Randy Orton Turns Heel And Hits The RKO Onto His Partner Ricardo Milos)
(KICKSTART SHOW HOSTS: May McStand, Francis Gibson,
Hakeem Johnson And John Petersen)
(NOTE: Starting At NJKW Kiesowbound, The NJKW Kickstart Show Will Be Under The Engage Name)