Chapter Thirty-Six: The Battle For The Fate Of The World
"Sedusa is fucking mine!" Blossom called out as she and Sedusa went into a separate area to do battle.
"Blonde on blonde! I'll take Femme Fatale!" Bubbles called out as she and Femme Fatale went into another separate area to do battle.
"Fucking awesome! I'll fuck up Mask Scara's face like she did mine!" Buttercup called out as she and Mask Scara went into yet another separate area to do battle.
With the Powerpuff Girls and Simon's Angels off to do battle, it only left Underdog and Simon Bar Sinister in the middle of it all, the eight kidnapped residents of Townsville and Capitol City looking on. The two archrivals walked towards each other, determined and angry looks on their faces.
"The Powerpuffs and your Angels are now three on three. That only leaves just you and me." Underdog said to Simon as they both went face to face.
"I wasn't going to have it any other way, Underdog. You and I were destined to be." Simon mentioned. "And when this is all over, Polly's gonna be tossing my salad for all eternity." Simon added with a sly smile and laugh.
"You mother fucker!" Underdog said as he threw a haymaker at Simon.
Simon simply caught Underdog's fist with one hand, using his other hand to deliver a blow to Underdog's midsection, sending Underdog flying a distance. Simon used his jewelry-enhanced powers to fly over to Underdog, the Capitol City hero and villain locking horns.
The battle between Capitol City's Champion of Champions and The Wickedest Man In The World was back and forth and down the middle with Underdog delivering hard and fast punches to Simon and Simon able to do the same to Underdog. For a few minutes, the scales didn't tip in either Underdog or Simon's favor, the two combatants going blow for blow. Simon did get an advantage at one point, delivering a swift uppercut to Underdog, sending him skyward with the Capitol City hero hitting the ground hard.
"No, no, no, no, hell no! Get your ass up, Underdog!" Polly Purebred shouted out.
Simon walked over towards Underdog, who was on the ground face up and motionless. Simon stood over him and let out a long laugh, giving him double middle fingers as well as using the dusting off gesture with his hands.
"Well, that was fucking quick and easy. Now I'll watch as my Angels…." Simon got out before he was hit by a strike again.
Simon felt a very hard blow hit him below the belt, the Capitol City villain letting out a loud shriek of pain. As Simon lay writhing in pain, Underdog did a kip up and went right back on the attack on Simon as the eight kidnapped prisoners all cheered.
"Hell yeah, there you go, Underdog! Give that piece of crap what for!" Moby Von Ahab said.
Underdog punched and kicked Simon fast and hard, delivering an uppercut of his own that sent Simon flying in the air. Underdog flew up after him, Simon trying to fight back as best as he could, but Underdog had the clear advantage at that point. Several more punches and kicks in midair were followed by Underdog's trademark sleeve roll up, hitting Simon with a massive haymaker that sent him hurtling down towards the ground and taking a nasty spill. Underdog followed Simon down to the ground, standing just a few feet away from him.
"Even with the jewelry, you're still gonna lose. I'll have you back in jail singing the blues!" Underdog said with a grin on his face.
"Oh, you ain't seen shit yet, Underdog!" Simon mentioned as he got back on his feet, the battle resuming between the two Capitol City archrivals.
The scene shifted over to the battle between Blossom and Sedusa, the pink Powerpuff Girl and the snake-haired mistress of seduction face to face with one another.
"So, Ms. Ima Fuglybitch, ready to get your ass handed to you again?!" Blossom confidently got out.
"Oh, I've been waiting a long fucking time for this!" Sedusa responded.
Sedusa swung a high kick towards Blossom. Blossom simply lifted her arm up and effortlessly blocked the kick, a grin forming on her face. Blossom countered with a kick of her own to Sedusa's face, sending the snake-haired villainess in a head-over-heels helicopter spin before hitting the ground hard.
"Keep waiting, bitch!" Blossom said before she immediately went on the attack.
Blossom delivered punches and kicks to Sedusa which Sedusa only reciprocated a handful of times. Blossom had the obvious upper hand, but Sedusa didn't make it too one-sided for too long. As Blossom wound up another blow, Sedusa used her hair to attack Blossom. Blossom had to dodge strikes from Sedusa's snake-like hair, but Sedusa eventually landed some blows with her hair. Sedusa eventually grabbed Blossom with her hair and squeezed her tightly, using her hair to slam Blossom on the ground and on the walls several times. Blossom was beginning to asphyxiate from the boa constrictor-like grip, Sedusa using more of her hair to further squeeze Blossom.
"Come on, Blossom! Get out of there!" Ms. Bellum shouted out.
"Bleed, bitch, bleed! BLEED!" Sedusa shouted out.
Sedusa did not let go even for a moment, but Blossom eventually conjured up some energy from within to send a massive jolt of electricity through Sedusa's hair, which also electrocuted Sedusa and thus breaking the tight grip. Blossom had to take a few moments to catch her breath with Sedusa momentarily stunned. Sedusa went right back on the attack after she and Blossom both recovered, the battle between them both continuing.
The scene shifted to the fight between Bubbles, the blue Powerpuff Girl, and the misandristic Dame of Disaster, Femme Fatale. The two blondes circled the area they were in, sizing each other up.
"Hi! My name is Bubbles, and I'll be the one kicking your ass today. Any questions?" Bubbles got out.
"As a matter of fact, I do have one question." Femme Fatale responded. "You seen a lot in your day?" Femme Fatale then asked.
"I've survived many battles." Bubbles replied.
"Then you know of the bitch slap." Femme Fatale said.
Femme Fatale gave a very hard backhanded slap to Bubbles, Bubbles immediately retaliating with a straight punch to Femme Fatale's face that sent her flying a distance.
"And I also know of the fist to the fucking face!" Bubbles shouted out as she flew over to Femme Fatale, the two blonde females locking horns.
It was a seesaw, back-and-forth fight between Bubbles and Femme Fatale. Neither female could gain a definitive advantage for a long while as they both exchanged blows, the frustration growing evident on their faces. Femme Fatale got out her female gender sign gun at one point and shot out automatic rounds of bullets at Bubbles. Bubbles stood still with her arms crossed as the bullets bounced off of her, the blonde pigtailed Powerpuff Girl laughing hard.
"Bullets? Bitch puh-lease!" Bubbles said with a grin.
Femme Fatale also grinned, knowing her bullets had something special in them, even blowing on the barrel of her gun to show off a bit. The Mistress of Misdeeds stood still, daring Bubbles to attack her.
"What the fuck are you waiting for, Christmas?!" Femme Fatale taunted. "Just bring it, bitch!"
Bubbles flew towards Femme Fatale, but just as she was going to deliver a punch to her, Femme Fatale snapped her fingers and rapid fire popping noises sounded off. The pops hit Bubbles all over her body from where every last bullet hit her.
"Think I didn't know my shit?! Bitch puh-lease!" Femme Fatale said in a mocking tone.
Femme Fatale went on the attack and struck Bubbles with her gun as well as several punches and kicks of her own. The pops eventually subsided, though Femme Fatale still had the advantage. To finish, Femme Fatale made a mad dash towards Bubbles and did the Spin Drive Smasher a la Cammy. Femme Fatale first did the Cannon Drill and hit Bubbles with several blows. Then she launched Bubbles in the air with the Cannon Spike, the blonde Powerpuff Girl hitting the ground hard.
"Get up, Bubbles! GET UP!" Ms. Keane shouted out as Bubbles stumbled onto her feet.
"Stay down, bitch! Stay your ass down!" Femme Fatale shouted out as well.
Femme Fatale walked over towards Bubbles, who was regaining her equilibrium. When Femme Fatale got within Bubbles's striking distance, Bubbles delivered a swift flying kick to Femme Fatale's midsection which sent the Queen of Corruption flying several feet away, drawing cheers from the eight imprisoned Townsville and Capitol City residents.
"Yeah! Now show that jezebel who's boss, Bubbles!" The mayor of Townsville said.
"You fucking bet, Mayor!" Bubbles replied.
Bubbles flew right to Femme Fatale and gave her punches and kicks that were basically undefended. Bubbles was flying in circles around Femme Fatale with the blonde female villainess unable to see where the blows were coming from. To finish, Bubbles made a mad dash towards a dazed Femme Fatale and did a bicycle kick a la Liu Kang. Several rapid fire kicks hit Femme Fatale on her chest and face with one double boot making Femme Fatale flip head over heels several times before hitting the ground hard, Bubbles doing the thank you bow to show off a bit.
"And so concludes Ass Kicking 101. Would you like Ass Kicking 201, bitch?" Bubbles asked.
"Oh, bitch, I've only fucking begun to fight!" Femme Fatale declared as she and Bubbles continued battle.
The scene shifted over to the final one-on-one fight between Buttercup, the green Powerpuff Girl, and the fashion mogul turned villainess, Mask Scara. Mask Scara smirked a bit as she and Buttercup stared each other down, both females ready for battle.
"So I get the feisty mean one, Buttercup?!" Mask Scara said. "Well, I'll just kick the butt in Buttercup and make her butter. Fly. Get it?!" Mask Scara added as she laughed at another one of her own puns.
"Enough fucking talk! Fight fucking now!" Buttercup shouted.
Buttercup immediately delivered a very hard and swift blow to Mask Scara that sent her skyward. Buttercup of course flew up after Mask Scara and went on the attack, but Mask Scara was able to shake off the blow and deliver the first few blows to Buttercup. The villainess grabbed the tomboy Powerpuff Girl and gave her several slaps, punches, and kicks, then proceeded to hold Buttercup down at her knees.
"Let me introduce you to Dis-ney!" Mask Scara said as she gave Buttercup a hard left knee strike. "And here is Daph-ne!" Mask Scara added as she gave Buttercup a hard right knee strike. "And this is what I call a…." Mask Scara added as she gave Buttercup a hard double knee strike, sending Buttercup flying a distance. "….knee jerk reaction!" Mask Scara finished as she once again laughed at her own puns.
Before Mask Scara could gather herself from her laughter, Buttercup quickly zoomed in and delivered a hard punch to her that sent her spinning like a top and hitting the ground hard.
"Well, I have two fucking people I'd like you to meet, bitch!" Buttercup said. "This is Punchy…." Buttercup got out before she gave Mask Scara a left-handed punch. "….McGee, and this is Fisty…." Buttercup got before she gave Mask Scara a right-handed punch. "….O'Flanagan, and this is what I call a…." Buttercup got out before she gave Mask Scara a double-fisted punch, sending Mask Scara flying and hitting the wall with a lot of force. "….punchline!" Buttercup finished, she too laughing at her own puns.
Mask Scara did a kip up and only grinned as she dusted herself off from the small beating that Buttercup gave her.
"Oh, you think you can outpun me, bitch?!" Mask Scara said with a sly smirk. "You're nothing but a fake ass noodle. An impasta! Get it?!" Mask Scara added as she yet again laughed at her own puns.
"Better get your ass serious, bitch!" Buttercup warned, she and Mask Scara continuing their battle.
The scene shifted equally between the four different fights. The speed was fast and furious and the blows were hard and continuous. The eight prisoners could only watch, cheering when the heroes had the upper hand and cringing when the villains had the advantage. Their fate, as well as the fate of billions of people on Earth, were on the eight shoulders of the heroes. The villains had the upper hand for a long while, but the heroes, as resilient as ever, fought back admirably.
At one point, the Powerpuff Girls subdued Sedusa, Femme Fatale, and Mask Scara, flying in to help Underdog fight Simon Bar Sinister. The Capitol City villain looked around and saw the Powerpuff Girls and Underdog surrounding him, standing his ground as best as he could. In a bit of a desperate move, Simon decided to make a super fast charge towards Bubbles, but the blonde Powerpuff Girl simply tripped him up.
The four heroes all went on the attack on a defenseless Simon, giving him an enormous beating with several punches and kicks. Simon tried fighting back, but he could not overcome the overwhelming disadvantage. To finish, Underdog gave a punch to Simon, which sent him flying towards Blossom. Blossom punched Simon towards Bubbles, who then punched Simon towards Buttercup. Buttercup wound up a huge punch and hit Simon with it, sending him flying towards his Angels and crashing hard into them. The eight prisoners all cheered loudly, high fiving each other.
"Now that's what I'm talking about!" Professor Utonium said.
"Take that, you fucking assknockers!" Polly Purebred added.
"Now give up the mother fucking jewelry!" Buttercup demanded.
"There's more where that came from!" Blossom added.
"Shit, Simon, we're still getting our asses kicked!" Sedusa angrily said.
"This fucking jewelry is USELESS!" Femme Fatale angrily added.
"The jewelry is like a fucking penniless guy drowning in urine!" Mask Scara angrily added, though still making a pun.
"Yes, which is why there's enough fucking around! We've let these pieces of shit hang around long enough!" Simon got out. "Simon says….POWER UP!"
Simon Bar Sinister, Sedusa, Femme Fatale, and Mask Scara stood in the pose that was depicted in the document that Simon read when researching the Temple of Reckoning, and a blinding beam of light surrounded them all, making the heroes and the prisoners have to shield their eyes. After only a minute or two, Simon and his Angels were all surrounded by a deep and thick red glow, evil grins forming on their faces. The heroes looked at the powered-up villains, readying themselves for more combat.
"Come on, girls, let's finish them off. Give it your all and never go soft!" Underdog said as the heroes and villains all did battle, the fight splitting into four again.
The scene shifted to Buttercup and Mask Scara with Buttercup already giving Mask Scara several punches and kicks. However, Mask Scara was unfazed, the blows having zero effect on her. Mask Scara even got out a nail buffer and showed off a bit as she buffed her nails, looking at them and blowing on her hands. The former Madame M looked back up at Buttercup with a grin on her face, laughing.
"Oh shit, is that you, Buttercup?" Mask Scara said. "Wanna have a sparring session? Sure, why not!"
"Spar this, bitch!" Buttercup shouted out.
Buttercup wound up and began swinging more punches and kicks to Mask Scara, but Mask Scara blocked them effortlessly. Not a single punch or kick Buttercup threw at Mask Scara landed, the villainess even letting out highly sexually suggestive words as she blocked every blow that Buttercup threw at her. Mask Scara eventually gave Buttercup a double finger poke in her eyes that momentarily blinded the green Powerpuff Girl. After recovering, Buttercup snarled angrily, Mask Scara laughing.
"Yo gee, did I just poke the bear? Fuck, I made a boo boo!" Mask Scara said with a long laugh. "I crack me up!"
"You'll be fucking hibernating when I'm done with you, bitch!" Buttercup shouted out as she went back on the attack.
Buttercup flew up into the air and made a super fast drill-like dive towards Mask Scara, but Mask Scara simply stood still and waited for Buttercup to approach. When Buttercup got to Mask Scara, the villainess simply put her hand in the air, Buttercup crashing hard into it and stopping on a dime.
"Menopause and talk to the fucking hand!" Mask Scara said with another laugh.
"Darnit, Buttercup, get up!" Ms. Bellum shouted out.
"Geez, Buttercup, you're as dumb as some prostitute from a place with a blue football field. Oh, I da ho, guess I'll fuck you up now!" Mask Scara said as she shrugged her shoulders with another laugh. "Welcome to primetime, bitch!"
Mask Scara picked up Buttercup and immediately went on the attack, the prisoners looking on in disbelief as Mask Scara was just having her way with Buttercup. Buttercup fought back and landed blows of course, but none of them affected Mask Scara, the fashion mogul villainess giving Buttercup a thorough beatdown.
As Buttercup and Mask Scara continued to fight, the scene shifted over to Bubbles and Femme Fatale with the blonde Powerpuff Girl taking massive swings and misses at the blonde Mistress of Misdeeds. Every punch and kick that Bubbles attempted, Femme Fatale either dodged or evaded it. There was one blow that Femme Fatale could not avoid, but the blonde villain simply blocked it. Bubbles was starting to pant from exerting herself, Femme Fatale getting in a long evil laugh.
"Getting a good work out there, Bubbles?" Femme Fatale asked with a sly smile.
"Oh, shut the fuck up, bitch!" Bubbles replied as she went back on the attack.
Bubbles threw more blows at Femme Fatale which did land, and Femme Fatale's body movements and facial expressions seemed to indicate that the blows were affecting her, the imprisoned citizens even letting out cheers. But as it turned out, Femme Fatale was putting on a very convincing sell job, the misandristic villainess stopping the show and striking Bubbles with a hard straight punch. Femme Fatale landed punches and kicks on Bubbles, the blonde Powerpuff Girl fighting back as best as she could with her blows not affecting Femme Fatale. The Dame of Disaster at one point had Bubbles pinned against a wall, holding her by the throat and choking her a bit.
"No, no, no, this isn't happening!" Ms. Keane said in disbelief.
"Hey Bubbles! Ever wonder how my gun goes? It goes…." Femme Fatale got out.
The blonde villain gave Bubbles rapid fire punches all over her body, imitating a machine gun as the punches landed. Femme Fatale even held two fingers up and blew on them as if she was blowing on the barrel of her gun. The battle between Bubbles and Femme Fatale continued, the blonde villainess having the obvious upper hand.
The scene shifted over to the showdown between Blossom and Sedusa, the leader of the Powerpuff Girls hitting the seductive mistress with hard and fast punches and kicks. The blows of course had no effect on Sedusa, the snake-haired villainess striking right back and hitting Blossom with mostly kicks of several kinds. Sedusa laughed as Blossom was fighting back to no avail, Sedusa simply toying with the pink Powerpuff Girl.
"All right, Blossom, time for you to go into a….timeout!" Sedusa shouted.
Sedusa clapped her hands several times, freezing Blossom in place just as Blossom was about to swing a powered-up punch. Sedusa then hit Blossom with free punches and kicks that Blossom could not retaliate to since she was frozen in place. The villainess even showed herself off by doing some flashy moves and hitting Blossom with those fancy punches and kicks. To finish off, Sedusa grabbed Blossom and began to fly around the battlefield, even passing by the three other flights in progress. She violently slammed Blossom up against a few walls, the eight prisoners looking on and cringing hard as Sedusa dominated Blossom.
"Come on, Blossom! Fight back!" Professor Utonium shouted out.
The scene shifted over to the final fight between the Capitol City hero and villain, Underdog and Simon Bar Sinister, respectively. Unlike the battles between the Powerpuff Girls and Simon's Angels, Simon didn't do too much showboating or toying with Underdog. The Wickedest Man In The World delivered high powered and high speed blows to Underdog. Underdog fought back and gave the Capitol City supervillain punches and kicks of his own, but of course they had no effect on Simon. Simon even stood still and let Underdog get in a few licks, but he looked back at the hero with an evil grin.
"Are you finished, asshole?!" Simon asked. "Good. Now it's my turn!"
Simon did the Akuma Raging Demon super move by lifting his right knee up and floating towards Underdog, shadows appearing behind him. When Simon reached Underdog, the area around them briefly turned black, sounds and sights of rapid fire blows being heard and seen. When the area turned visible again, Underdog was seen floating in the area with Simon's back turned, Simon's head turned 90 degrees to the right and a Japanese symbol flashing behind his back.
"Shit, Underdog, you can't fucking lose!" Polly Purebred shouted out.
Simon Bar Sinister went right back on the attack, flying in criss cross patterns and striking Underdog with flying punches and flying kicks from multiple directions. Underdog attempted to swing and hit Simon as he was coming down, but the unpredictable nature of the blows prevented such a thing. To finish, Simon did the Flaming Dragon Punch a la Ken, even shouting the "Sho-Ryu-Ken" phrase as he sent Underdog flying in the air and hitting the ground hard.
The scene shifted equally on all four fights. The villains made the fights one-sided affairs at that point in time. The heroes struck with their very best shots, but the villains were unfazed. The eight prisoners from Townsville and Capitol City watched in horror as the heroes were losing the battle that would determine their fate as well as the fate of billions of people on Earth. Simon's Angels had the Powerpuff Girls incapacitated at one point, the three evil females flying over to help Simon fight Underdog.
"Need a little assistance, Simon darling?" Mask Scara asked.
"Not really, my dear, but I sure as fuck won't turn it down." Simon asked with an evil laugh.
"Well, let's put this bad fucking dog to sleep. For good!" Mask Scara got out.
"You four are the ones going to sleep. This fight isn't over yet, we haven't been beat!" Underdog defiantly said, badly beaten.
"Keyword: yet." Femme Fatale got out before the four villains went on the attack.
Underdog was already at a huge numbers disadvantage, but the enhanced powers of the Forbidden Necklace and the Bracelets of Despair made the fight 100% in favor of the four villains. The Capitol City hero was defenseless as Simon and his Angels gave him a thorough beatdown. They all took turns delivering Underdog punches and kicks, passing him along like a toy. They even all gave him blows below the belt, violently stomping on his face and body while he was on the ground writhing in pain.
To finish, Simon Bar Sinister and Femme Fatale grabbed Underdog's arms while Sedusa and Mask Scara grabbed Underdog's legs, stretching him out. They then spun him at a high rate of speed and flung him towards the downed Powerpuff Girls, crashing into them all with the four heroes slamming hard into a wall.
"No, no, no, please Lord no, this just isn't possible!" O.J. Skweez said in disbelief.
"Come on, girls! Get up!" Ms. Bellum shouted.
"You too, Underdog! The world is counting on all of you!" General Brainley added.
The Powerpuff Girls and Underdog, very badly beaten, slowly but surely stirred to their feet, trying to shake off the enormous beating they all took.
"So, are all of you gonna stay the fuck down?!" Sedusa asked.
"We don't have a problem toying with you some more!" Femme Fatale added. "We're having such a great time kicking your asses!"
"We'll throw you four off balance faster than a drunk tightrope walker. Stick the landing if you can!" Mask Scara added as the four villains laughed hard at another one of Mask Scara's puns.
"Oh, fuck all of you!" Buttercup shouted out defiantly.
"You'll have to fucking kill us to be finished with us!" Blossom defiantly added.
"Well, that isn't such a bad idea, bitch." Simon said with an evil laugh. "Because as of right now, playtime is fucking over! It is time to end this shit! Simon says….finish them!"
The heroes, badly beaten and bruised, readied themselves for further battle, the villains flying towards them. The villains had no problems whatsoever getting in undefended blows on the weakened heroes, hard punches and kicks landing on them with extremely little resistance from the heroes. The eight prisoners could only watch as their heroes were getting absolutely decimated, gasping and screaming and seeing hope slipping right away with each passing minute. As the strikes continued to land, the Powerpuff Girls and Underdog were all unable to stand on their own eight feet, consciousness also slipping away.
"MY BABIES!" Professor Utonium cried out.
"UNDERDOG! NO! NO! NO!" Polly Purebred also cried out.
A few more minutes and more strikes later, the heroes lay motionless on the ground, barely alive. Simon Bar Sinister, Sedusa, Femme Fatale, and Mask Scara grabbed Underdog, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup, respectively, dragging their near-lifeless bodies towards the cell where the eight prisoners were, holding them all up like trophies.
"Take one last good look at your fucking heroes before we send them all to their eternal demise!" Simon said with a grin.
The eight prisoners looked on in grief. Polly Purebred, Ms. Bellum, and Ms. Keane couldn't help but shed a few tears while Professor Utonium, the mayor of Townsville, O.J. Skweez, General Brainley, and Moby Von Ahab were still in denial and shaking their heads. The villains all smiled evilly as they then sat the near-lifeless heroes up against a wall.
"Well, it has been very, very fun, you four. But the four of you are now gonna be seeing the angels. So it's time to turn you into dust!" Mask Scara got out with a sly smile.
"And finally, I can be at fucking peace for what you bitches did to me! You are now Shit Barbies!" Femme Fatale added.
"I have long awaited this fucking day, and it could not have come any fucking sooner!" Sedusa added.
"Yes, my Angels, your problems and my problems have all been solved, and we shall now dictate the world together!" Simon said. "So Powerpuff Girls, Underdog, may your survival be non-existent, and may your deaths be swift! Simon says….DIE!"
"Noooooooooooo!" All eight prisoners cried out in unison.
Simon and his Angels powered up one final blow with the Powerpuff Girls and Underdog lifeless against the wall. After they finished charging up the blow, the four villains threw the punches, connecting and sending the heroes hurtling out of the castle. The pink, blue, and green streaks the Powerpuff Girls emitted and the starry-like streak that Underdog emitted could be seen flying out from the top of the castle. The residents of Tokyo Town saw the streaks coming down from the castle like a missile. The heroes hit the ground hard with their bodies motionless and lifeless, an eardrum-bustingly loud sound emitting upon impact. The eight prisoners all began crying very hard, profusely, and uncontrollably, their heroes presumably deceased. The four villains all let out loud and long evil laughs with Cad Lackey applauding from the upper level of the battlefield, having taped the entire battle.
"What a mother fucking show!" Cad said with evil laughs coming from his mouth.
"No. No. NO! This can't be happening! This isn't happening!" The narrator of Townsville said as he too was crying profusely. "Say it isn't so! Say it isn't true! Say something, anything, girls, Underdog! Just please don't say goodbye!"
"Good-fucking-bye, Powerpuff Girls. Good-fucking-bye, Underdog." Simon said with an ear-to-ear smile on his face as the eight prisoners all continued to sob very hard. "And good fucking riddance! At last, your end has finally come! Your reign of goodness has come to an end, and our reign of evil has just begun!"
Simon looked over at the crying prisoners, walking over to their cell with his Angels in tow.
"Awww, no tears, please. It's a waste of good suffering!" Simon said preceding an evil laugh.
"FUCK YOU, SIMON! YOU WILL FUCKING BURN IN HELL FOR THIS!" Polly Purebred screamed out in tears.
"May Lucifer show no mercy on your wretched soul, Simon!" O.J. Skweez added in tears as well.
"You know, Polly, O.J., a wise man once said that sometimes it's just hell to get to Heaven." Simon mentioned with another evil laugh afterwards.
"Yes, and we've been through hell for years for this day, and now the pearly gates to Heaven have finally opened!" Sedusa added with an evil laugh as Cad Lackey came down to join Simon and his Angels.
"Hey, you crybabies, I have the perfect song for you all to enjoy, check this out!" Cad Lackey said.
Cad played Justin Timberlake's "Cry Me A River" to taunt the eight Townsville and Capitol City prisoners, Simon and his Angels all laughing hard. Sedusa, Femme Fatale, and Mask Scara even sung the chorus to the song out loud as Simon and Cad both laughed hard.
"FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK! YOU! FUCK ALL OF YOU!" Polly screamed out again in tears.
"Well, boss, ladies, there's only one thing left to say at this point." Cad mentioned.
"But of course, my friend." Simon said as he, his Angels, and Cad put their hands in the middle and stacking them on top of one another. "One Day on three, ready?! One, two, three…."
"ONE DAY!" All five villains said in unison.
The five villains all jumped, shouted, and screamed for joy and hugged one another, Mask Scara even kissing Sedusa, Femme Fatale, and Cad Lackey's cheeks with a "mwah" sound to emphasize it. Then Mask Scara kneeled down and rubbed Simon's cheeks, smiling heavily at him.
"Simon, darling! Kiss kiss!" Mask Scara offered with Simon only grinning and nodding.
Simon Bar Sinister and Mask Scara kissed each other deep on the lips, both of them making a "mwah" sound at the disconnection to emphasize it again.
"This isn't over, you morons!" Professor Utonium defiantly said in tears. "Mark my freaking words, by the grace of God, someone, something will come by and save us all! I put that in Jesus name!"
"And that day will come! You jerks won't be getting away with this!" Ms. Keane added in tears as well. "Another wise man once said that he who laughs last laughs the loudest!"
"Oh, Professor, Ms. Keane, please stop being delulu." Femme Fatale said with a laugh. "We have the jewelry. We will rule this fucking world with an iron fist, and anyone who dares try to stop us will receive the same fate as your precious girls and dog!"
"You can all pray to whatever God you all worship, but it will go unanswered like those texts from your ex that you wanted back!" Mask Scara added with a laugh as well.
"It's fucking time to celebrate this momentous day!" Simon said. "Cad, turn the music on and turn the shit all the way up! Roll up fat fucking blunts! Get Riff Raff on the horn and get him and some of the other guys over from Capitol City, pronto!"
"Fuck yes, boss, right away!" Cad obeyed.
"Simon, darling, I also want to invite over some good friends from Townsville, can I, please?" Sedusa asked.
"But of course, my dear! The more the merrier!" Simon responded. "It has begun! Whooo-hooo!"
Simon, his Angels, and Cad's evil celebration begun with a mix of music from different genres playing loudly with the five villains sharing several marijuana blunts. The eight prisoners still cried very hard as they watched the villains celebrate their victory.
In the meantime, outside of the castle, the heroes were being loaded in body bags, medical personnel confirming the world's biggest fear: the Powerpuff Girls and Underdog were pronounced dead. The news of their deaths began spreading around like wildfire, emotional pain immediately being felt all across the globe. The world's saviors were defeated, the inevitable changing of the guard on the world's fate happening right before the world's eyes.
END OF CHAPTER THIRTY-SIX
Music Credits
Song Artist/Source: NemesisTheory
Song Title/Source: Show No Tears
Year Song Released: 2005
When Played: During the first third of the battle.
Song Artist/Source: Streets Of Rage Remake
Song Title/Source: Expander
Year Song Released: 1992 (Original), 2011 (Remake)
When Played: During the second third of the battle.
Song Artist/Source: Dope
Song Title/Source: Die MF Die
Year Song Released: 2001
When Played: During the last third of the battle when the villains defeat the heroes.
Song Artist/Source: Justin Timberlake
Song Title/Source: Cry Me A River
Year Song Released: 2002
When Played: Played by Cad Lackey as the eight prisoners were crying after the battle.
Song Artist/Source: KoRn
Song Title/Source: Blind
Year Song Released: 1994
When Played: First song played during the celebration. Requested by Simon Bar Sinister.
Song Artist/Source: Marilyn Manson
Song Title/Source: The Beautiful People
Year Song Released: 1996
When Played: Second song played during the celebration. Requested by Cad Lackey.
Song Artist/Source: Eminem
Song Title/Source: Business
Year Song Released: 2002
When Played: Third song played during the celebration. Requested by Sedusa.
Song Artist/Source: Rihanna
Song Title/Source: Bitch Better Have My Money
Year Song Released: 2015
When Played: Fourth song played during the celebration. Requested by Femme Fatale.
Song Artist/Source: Kelis
Song Title/Source: Milkshake
Year Song Released: 2003
When Played: Fifth song played during the celebration. Requested by Mask Scara.