Never Gonna Stop (The Red, Red Kroovy) by Rob Zombie plays as the intro to Mayhem starts.
Red, red kroovy
Red, red kroovy
Figures fight inside a ring surrounded by fire.
Yeah, I'm on Durango, number 95
Ferb stands tall over Masamune, holding the Intercontinental Championship
Take me to the home, kick boots and ultra live
Benkie lands a B-B-B-Bull Buster on someone.
See heaven flash a horror show
The Meredith Twins sit atop a ladder, holding the Tag titles.
Knock it nice and smooth, step back and watch it flow, yeah
Tsubasa hits a Winged Eagle.
Never gonna stop me, never gonna stop
Eddy cranks on a Money Lock and then grinning.
Never gonna stop me, never gonna stop
Phineas hits an Epic Fin before holding up the World Heavyweight Championship.
Never gonna stop me, never gonna stop
The LRIB is highlighted next as Owen hits a Just Eclipse and Shawn cranks on a LeBell Lock.
Never gonna stop me, never gonna stop
Black Jack dives over the ropes, taking someone out with his high-flying stunt.
Scream if you want it
Josh screams into the camera.
'Cause I want more
Jake rolls his wrist as he grins.
Scream if you want it
Masamune shouts as he has the Unicorn Tamer locked in.
'Cause I want more
Ruby and Maka have a stair down as the intro ends, and pyro goes off.
"Welcome to Saturday Evening Mayhem, my name is Nathan Spade joined by Jason Long, and tonight, the Flight Technicians are going to be in tag team action as they take on the Kijuras."
"Yeah, plus we will hear from Ruby Rose and hear what she says happened this past week." Jason adds as No More Tears by Ozzy Ozborn plays and PCU enters.
"But first Kevin has some things to get off his chest, let's hear what he has to say." Nathan says as the faction enters the ring.
"Let that Unidork know, he will not be challenging Ferb at No Way Out. That's right, I have invoked my rematch clause, so that means I will get back what is rightfully mine." Kevin says, grinning.
"That's a big announcement there Nate." Jason responds.
"On the topic of what is rightfully ours, why have I not been named the women's champion? Or hell, why have I yet to wrestle in this ring?" Nazz asks, and they nod in agreement.
"Probably because you refuse to do the job or somethin." Jason says, and Rhinestone (Xero Demo) by Linkin Park plays and the Indie Darlings, along with a new member come out.
"Looks like they got some lady help Jason." Nathan says as they make their way to the ring.
"Listen Nazz, you haven't done anything here." She says, and the others nod.
"And you are?" Nazz asks.
"Sorry, I'm Jessica Rosmen, I would say it's nice to meet you, but you have problems with my friends so…"
"Why don't you do something about it, dork." Kevin says."
"That sounds like a great idea, if Nazz wants to, you know, actually work."
"Get a ref down here." Nazz says and both parties leave the ring except the ladies. The ref calls for the bell and they lock up as Jessica gets a waist lock and pushes towards the ropes and rebounds into a bridging O'connor Roll.
1..2..Nazz Kicks out and immediately powders.
"Oh and Nazz getting out of the ring already, look out." Nathan says as Rosmen goes for a Tope Con Hilo, but Kevin pulls Nazz out of the way, causing her to splat on her back. "Ohh." Nathan is heard audibly wincing as Nazz puts the boots to her and tosses Rosmen back in the ring.
"I think I heard you blow your back out again bud." Jason adds as Nazz makes the cover.
1..2.. Jessica kicks out as Nazz puts her knee into her back and applies a rear chin lock.
"Nazz talking control after Jessica's high risk move backfired." Nathan says as the two women stand back up and Nazz rakes her nails across Rosmen's back.
"Now Nathan, I know some people aren't going to like what I'm about to say, but I feel like it needs to be said."Jason says as Nazz continues to work the back. "I get that sometimes you have to go for broke in the ring, but sometimes it's not worth the risk to do the death defying moves so early they need to keep the eye on the ball."
"Well like I said Jason it's high risk, but I see your point." Nathan says as Nazz hits a suplex and pins.
1..2..Jessica kicks out as Nazz starts to argue with the official allowing Rosmen to regain her senses and nails her with a superkick as she turns around.
"SUPERKICK Nazz is down." Nathan says as Jessica goes for the cover.
1..2..Nazz kicks out to the shock of her opponent and relief of Kevin.
"Like i was saying earlier, people need to stay focused, goes for the old heads too." Jason says as Jessica gets back to her feet and climbs the turnbuckle.
"Rosmen, looking for the Baraindi as she calls it." Nathan says as Jessica stands atop the turnbuckle. "Oh what is Kevin doing?" Kevin hops on the apron as the ref turns to get him off, Johnny slides Plank into the ring, allowing Nazz to blast Jessica in the head with the 2x4 behind the ref's back.
"Oh of course." Jason says as Nazz hits an Avalanche Bulldog and covers.
1..2..3, Nazz celebrates with the rest of PCU.
"Honestly I've gotten numb to these types of things from these guys." Nathan says as they go up the ramp arms raised.
"What, like their veteran expertise?" Jason asks sarcastically as the rest of The Indie Darlings come to Jessica's side.
"Call It whatever you want, but once again, PCU is unable to win without trying to cheat. Seriously, this is getting ridiculous with them." Nathan says as it fades to backstage, where Double D walks around looking for someone when he comes across Matt.
"There you are, where's Eddy?"
"Eddy isn't here, why might I ask, didn't he like, betray you and Ed?"
"I want him in the ring, one on one."
"I'll do this, next week on Havok you and Eddy, one on one, winner will be Phineas' number one contender for No Way Out. How does that sound?"
"Good, thanks boss." Double D pats his shoulder before leaving as at ringside Danger Zone by The Protomen plays and Luscious and Mitchell come out in matching gear, being a gray trapper cap, white and gold aviator goggles, with Luscious wearing his over his eyes and Mitchell holding them on his cap, black and gold gloves and trunks, black elbow and knee pads, and black leather jackets.
"Ladies and gentlemen, the following tag team contest is set for one fall, introducing first. From St. Louis Missouri, Luscious Marz and Mitchell Zane, the Flight Technicians." The duo enter the ring and sit atop the top turnbuckle of their corner as Walk by Avenged Sevenfold plays and the Kijuras come out. "And their opponents, from Peaceville, representing Grojband, Kin and Kon, the Kijura brothers."
"You have to wonder if Grojband has any plans to jump the Flight Technicians during the match." Nathan says as the bell rings and Luscious and Kin start the match, but the twins switch out. "And just like two nights ago, Kin immediately tags in Kon."
"Well Kon is the biggest of the four in the ring." Jason says as Kon tries to tie up, but Luscious slides under, hits the ropes, and hits a dropkick to his back that stumbles him. He then hits another dropkick that puts Kon into their corner and Luscious tags in Mitchell. They go for a double Russian Leg Sweep, but Kon blocks and bonks their heads together.
"Well, that's not what most tag teams think of when they put their heads together. Nathan says as Luscious flops out of the ring and Kon violently whips Mitchell into the corner and hits a splash before tagging in Kin.
"And unlike how they usually think, it takes away brain power." Jason adds as the Kijuras go for the Curtain Call double knee backbreaker assisted powerbomb, but Mitchell holds onto Kon's head to block the attack and tries for a sunset flip, but Kon blocks this and he just sits on him. Kon gets off so Kin can drag him into the center of the ring and pins.
1…2… Luscious returns to save the match just after two. Mitchell gets up and tries to recover, but Kin grabs up a waist lock, and tries for a German Suplex.
"Kin looking for a suplex, but I don't know if that will work." Nathan says as Mitchell counters with a headlock takedown pin.
1…2… kick out right at two. Mitchell keeps the lock on, and Kin tries to escape to no avail.
"Mitchell with a headlock, this is a good strategy, this puts pressure on Kin's head and neck region, and gives Mitchell time to recuperate." Nathan says as Kin is finally able to get back to his feat, and shoves Mitchell into the ropes, and tries to leap over Kin, but that doesn't work, so he starts punching him.
"Zane with a Lou Thesz Press right there, didn't know that was in his back pocket." Jason says as Mitchell gets up and picks Kin up and tries to whip him into his corner, but Kon counters and sends Zane into his corner instead. Kin tags Kon back in and they hit a double team gut buster. Kon picks Mitchell up and teases Luscious with a tag before pulling him back towards him. Mitchell slides between his legs and this causes Kon to fall face first, and Mitchell hits a Curbstomp.
"And Mitchell hits a Curbstomp, that should give him the chance to make the tag." Nathan says as Mitchell jumps to make the tag, but when Luscious went to hop into the ring, Kate Persky grabs his legs, but he kicks her off and springboards right into Kon's arms for a bear hug.
"Welp, that ain't good." Jason notes as suddenly, Kon doubles over, letting Luscious go.
"Wait a sec… what just happened?" Nathan asks as the ref questions Mars, who acts dumbfounded. "Do we have an angle, yes okay watch with us, and see what just happened." The replay shows Luscious' knee striking Kon's groin during the bear hug. "He hit a low blow."
"Luscious kneed Kon right in his no-no zone, I don't think he did it on purpose though." Jason says as Luscious shrugs his shoulders and pins.
1…2… Kin comes in to save the match.
"Accidentally or not, he still kneed Kon in the groin."
"You're sounding awfully like Ryan right now Nate." Jason compares the two commentators as Luscious tries to make a strategy.
"I mean Grojband all deserve a quick trip to Dick Kick City, but the rules are the rules." Nathan responds. Back in the ring Luscious tags Mitchell in as Kon starts to get up, so Mitchell hits a Curbstomp. But Kon gets up again, Luscious hits one of his own, but Kon again gets up. Before they could come up with anything else, Kin comes in and hits Luscious with a running knee that takes both men out of the ring. Mitchell climbs up onto the top rope, and hits a super Curbstomp and covers.
1…2…3. Mitchell rolls out of the ring and picks his teammate up.
"Here are your winners. Luscious Mars, and Mitchell Zane, the Flight Tech…" Alex is interrupted when Corey, Nick, and Steven jump the two from behind.
"You called it Nate, there they are." Jason says as the two groupies come out from under the ring, and Penn joins in.
"And worst of all for Mars and Zane, the others aren't here to make the save." Nathan adds as Nathan hits a Skull Crushing Finale on Luscious and the Kijuras hit a Curtain Call on Mitchell, leaving them as two lifeless bodies in the center of the ring as it fades to commercials. It shows Owen walking into an office where some people in suits are sitting.
"Um, who are you?"
"Owen Jones, professional wrestler, and a member of the LRIB. Here to tell you guys about GVWL, did you know it's coming to Paramount Network come January?"
"Yes… we're the people who made the TV deal."
"Oh, so I don't need to tell you all about our brand of wrestling?"
"No, thank you though."
"Oh… okay, uh-huh. This is weird now. Uh bye."
"Goodbye." The man waves to Owen as he leaves. Once back from commercials, it has Nathan and Jason at the commentary table.
"Welcome back to Saturday Evening Mayhem, and if you didn't hear, and I don't know how you wouldn't, GVWL is coming to Paramount Network at the turn of the New Year, and to KMOV Channel 4 if you live in the St.Louis area, as well as Pay-Per-View preview shows on your local CBS Station before every Pay-Per-View."
"Yes sir, weekly wrestling, that's both Havok, and this show here Mayhem, will both be on Paramount Network, but that ain't all that's coming next year ain't it Nate?"
"That's right Jason, not the coming, but after the Pay-Per-View following No Way Out, that being New Year's Revolution, GVWL will transition to a bimonthly Pay-Per-View schedule. We here at GVWL are doing this to give more time between the big shows, hopefully giving us time to make the shows worth the price, and to help save you, our dear fans, some more money. This will start in February with St. Valentine's Day Massacre. Some shows are going to be taken out of the schedule, but shows like Royalty Warfare, Revolver, and Homecoming Bash will stay. More information is available on the official social media of GVWL, as well as our site. We thank you for the understanding." Nathan says as Red Like Roses Part 2 by Jeff Williams plays and Ruby Rose comes out to boos.
"Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome, Ruby Rose."
"Hey she didn't interrupt ya." Jason jokes as Ruby looks around confused.
"Big shocker, I know. But it looks like the crowd doesn't want to hear her talk."
"Ahem." Ruby speaks into a microphone, and the crowd gets louder. "Is this even working? Can you guys hear me?"
"Sadly." Jason answers.
"Cheap skate wrestling promotions and their cheap crap."
"The microphone works, it's just the crowd doesn't like you." Nathan responds to the insult towards the company.
"How is she not used to people booing her and her gal pals out of the building?"
"Their blatant arrogance is commendable sometimes."
"Okay, who gave the trolls a megaphone?"
"I don't think she is aware." Jason remarks as Ruby stands there not amused as the volume of boos goes down
"Man, they ain't kidding, pumped in crowd noise is a real problem."
"They ran out of breath." Nathan jokes.
"Anyways. The internet trolls, whose opinions don't matter by the way, tried to say that Blake and I ran away from our match this past Thursday, and that is the furthest from the truth." Ruby says. "We made a tactical retreat. And now the incels will say that that's the same thing."
"Yup." Jason says.
"Correct." Nathan adds.
"But no, it's not. You see, we knew that Maka and her little friends were going to attack us after our inevitable victory, so we simply said no way, and we left. We may have lost that match, but the war, two weeks from tomorrow, will be ours. But how about this Maka, how about you face me right here, right now" Ruby makes her demand, and on the tron, Maka appears.
"Ruby, Ruby, Ruby. You didn't want to face me when I challenged you, and you didn't want to face Liz and Patty two days ago. So no, I ain't gonna come down there and get jumped by you and the rest of your team of egos that makes Black Star blush, besides I ain't even in town, I'm at the DWMA, you know, a real school. Helping train some NOT students who already have more charisma than all four of you combined. See you in two weeks Rose." Maka grins before the tron turns off.
"No, get down here and face me you coward. Fine then, be that way, I can afford an impromptu private flight."
"Why is it that the jerks always get private?" Jason asks as Ruby leaves the ring.
"I don't know, but where is she going?" Nathan asks as she walks through the curtain and into gorilla position, where Naruto tries to stop her.
"Rose. ROSE." Ruby turns to Naruto.
"What?" She says with an annoyed tone
"Where the hell do you think you're going?"
"Albarn said she was in Death City, so that's where I'm going."
"Like hell, you go there, and that Prison Riot match will be cancelled, because one of its participants will be out of a job." This offends Ruby.
"You wouldn't dare?"
"Oh I would, you think Maka and the fans, or trolls as you said, dislike you?"
"And to think you were a good person?"
"Was that the best you could do to threaten me? I've been in the ring with the likes of Brock Lesnar and the Undertaker. Brats like you can only dream of scaring me." Naruto walks back to gorilla as it fades back to ringside.
"Naruto putting his foot down with the drama between the DWMA, and team RWBY." Nathan says.
"Don't blame him, he, Matt, and Sasuke have tried to nip that in the butt, and it looks like they finally have." Jason adds as No More Tears by Ozzy Ozborn plays and Kevin steps out by himself.
"For what might be the first time in his career, Kevin is coming out by himself." Nathan mocks him as he makes his way to the ring.
"There's always room for first Nathan, but that doesn't mean he's gonna fight clean." Jason responds as he enters the ring and poses.
"That's true." Whatever by Our Lady Peace plays as Nathan says that and Ferb walks through the curtain. "Jason as you might recall, two weeks ago Ferb beat Logan Raymond, Bray Swanson, and his opponent, to become the current Intercontinental Champion, and remember he pinned Kevin in that match."
"That's right, and Ferb beat Masamune, Zyro, and Johnny 2x4 the Mathem prior, that being why Kadoya has a claim to the Intercontinental title, and he and Phineas bested the tag champs last week. That means Ferb has been in the main event of Mayhem four weeks in a row."
"That's a great observation Jason, I didn't even think about that." Nathan compliments his broadcast partner as Ferb enters the ring and hands the belt to the ref.
"Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is set for one fall for the GVWL Intercontinental Championship, and is your main event of the evening. Introducing first, from Peach Creek, representing PCU, Kevin." Kevin gets upset over the lack of title, but Alex ignores him. "And his opponent, from Danville of the Tri-state area by way of London England. He is the GVWL Intercontinental Champion, Ferb Fletcher." The ref holds the title up before handing it to the timekeeper and the bell rings. They tie up and Kevin grabs a headlock, but Ferb counters by stomping on his foot.
"That's one way to get out of a rest hold." Nathan says as Ferb starts slapping Kevin, and he returns the favor. That's when both men just start pelting one another with punches that end when Ferb hits a European Uppercut, and Kevin rolls out of the ring. He walks around a bit, and Ferb joins him, and tries to whip him into the post, but Kevin counters, and rolls the champ into the ring for the pin.
1… kick out at one and a half. Both men get up and Kevin chops Ferb, and he returns the favor with a headbutt. Ferb lands multiple headbutts until blood starts to leak out of his forehead.
"Ferb is starting to bleed a bit, or is it Kevin's blood, I can't tell." Nathan says as Ferb wipes his forehead and it is in fact his blood.
"It's his blood Nate, but I can only imagine Kevin must be close. He's probably glad it ain't a first blood match." Jason adds.
"Yeah, he would have cost himself the title." Ferb looks for the Perfect Tool, but Kevin counters with a stiff looking short arm lariat. Kevin puts his elbow on the cut on Ferb's forehead and starts to hit brutal 6-12 elbows. "Kevin using a move that is banned even in MMA." Nathan says as Kevin starts to rub his elbow on the cut to make it worse.
"That can not be good for his health." Jason adds as Kevin covers.
1…2… kick out. Kevin grabs Ferb and kicks him in the head before picking him up and goes for a Jack Knife Powerbomb, but Ferb counters with a shoulder slide pin.
1…2… Kevin kicks out and Ferb dropkicks him into the corner, and he bumps into the ref. Ferb looks disappointed in the ref before he turns his attention to punching Kevin.
1…2…3…4…5…6…7…8…9… before the tenth punch, Kevin hits a low blow and a running sitout powerbomb. Kevin sees the ref is down. So he rolls out of the ring and grabs the title from the timekeepers table.
"What is Kevin thinking?" Nathan asks as he rolls back in and sets the belt down.
"I told ya he would cheat to win didn't I Nate."
"That you did Jason, that you did." Nathan says as Kevin grins as he looks to plant Ferb onto the IC Title with a Jack Knife Powerbomb, but Ferb escapes and hits Kevin with a Gotch Style Piledriver on it instead, and gets rid of the belt as the ref comes too. He picks Kevin up and hits the Perfect Tool Ripcord Forearm and pins.
1…2…3.
"Here is your winner, and STILL the GVWL Intercontinental Champion, Ferb Fletcher." Ferb celebrates his defense when King of my World by Saliva plays and Masamune comes out.
"And there is his challenger in two weeks from tomorrow night. And it looks like there is still no love loss." Nathan says as Masamune says something, and Ferb holds the prize above his head. "Sadly that's all we have time for, thank you for joining us tonight, we will see you next Thursday Night for Havok. Goodnight everybody." Nathan says as the two foes mouth off to close the show.
RESULTS
Nazz def Jessica Rosmen via Pinfall
Flight Technicians def Kijuras via Pinfall
GVWL Intercontinental Championship: Ferb (C def Kevin via pinfall to retain the GVWL Intercontinental Championship