NOTE: THIS ONGOING STORY IS ONE BIG AU OF BOTH HELLUVA BOSS AND HAZBIN
HOTEL, WHICH INCLUDES OCs, FANONS, AND SOME AU IDEAS, IN OTHER WORDS,
THIS IS JUST FICTION…THEN AGAIN, ALL STORIES ARE FICTION.
As he sleeps in his bed, Blitzo began dreaming…where said dream was more of a acid trip then
a normal one, as in it, the faces of his employers and adopted daughter were on flowers, the
faces of his enemies, i.e, Verosika Mayday and Fizzaroli, were resembling creatures from a
Junti ito work, his father, cash bucko, becoming a giant that stomps him, and lastly, a sight of his
home crumbling as a swarm of demonic dragons swarm the place right until the imp wakes up
from his dream.
"Fuck! That was quite a nightmare…jesus…" Blitzo says as he shrugs off his sudden nightmare
and hops off his couch to freshen up for the work day, however, upon doing so, he ends up
hitting his head on the ceiling.
"Ow! Damn it! Stupid growth spurt!" Recoiled the imp as he began approaching the bathroom,
he noticed something was off about his movement from his POV, as in, he seemed….taller then
usual, not only that but he felt heavier than normal.
"The hell? Am I putting on weight or something?" Guesses Blitzo as he struggles to keep his
balance of his sudden heavy weight as he reached the bathroom and sees his reflection where,
at first he seemed to be taller than the mirror's position…but upon looking down, he saw his
reflection, which featured a 3rd horn between his black and white goat like horns, his tongue in
the shape of a reptile's, spikes on his back, Wings grown from the back, a dark colored belly, his
red and white skin in a scaly structure, and sharp nails, once the realization that overnight, he
morphed into something not imp like, blitzo had only one thing to do….
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHH!!!!
Upon hearing her adopted father's dread filled scream nearby, Loona wasted no time in heading
to the bathroom where she heard his horrified scream.
"Da-Blitzo?! The fuck happend there?!" Cried out the startled hellhound as the now dragon imp
breaths in and out in a rabid fashion.
"Ohgodpleaseletitbeanightmareforfuckssakepleasepleaseplease!" A panicking blitzo said as he
peaks at his reflection the mirror and sees he was still a dragon, much to his despair and horror
"Oh fuck it wasn't a nightmare!" The dragon imp said in fright as a knocking was heard on the
bathroom door.
"blitzo? Are you ok in there?" Loona asked in a concerned tone as the imp desperately tried to
find a way to avoid unwanted horror on his own daughter. Acting quickly, he spots a nearby toilet
and flushes it, with just enough sound to give the hellhound girl a face with a cringe expression.
"Fuck man! I'll…I'll wait for you in the van while…yeah?" Said a disgusted Loona as she backs
away out the room as blitzo peaks his dragon head out and sighs in relief as the 8coast was
officially clear.
"Oh thank God! Ok, maybe I'm still having a nightmare and I'm just too awake to see it!" The
Imp figures as he heads to his bed, closes his eyes and attempts to sleep, calming down as a
result….where his 3rd horn poofs away with red smoke with enough noise to have him open his
eyes
"Wha-what the?" A confused blitzo asks as he rubs his now 2 horns as he stood up and looked
in the mirror, taking another deep breath, his dragon tail pools back into a normal imp tail.
"I…I'm turning back….I have a plan!" blitzo says as he gets an idea, which has him use 2
brushed loona usually uses and brushes his scaly flesh on his face cheeks while chanting to
himself "Inner peace….pure zen...ah…" where on cue, his body pools back into his imp body
"YES!" Exclaimed a excited blitzo as he instantly turns back into a dragon, where he proclaimed
in despair "FUUUCK!"
"You ok blitzo?" Loona asked upon hearing her father's shout.
"Er…yeah, I dropped my uh…suit underneath the couch!" blitzo quickly blurted out as Loona
shrugs her arms and continued waiting as blitzo takes a deep breath, closes his eyes, and claps
his hands together as he chants to himself "I am at peace, let your mind drift away, imagine
yourself…in a frozen forest…" as once his emotions have settled down, he successfully poofs
back into his imp form, albeit with his belly resembling a dragon belly.
"Ok, I don't know what happened to me, but maybe I should relax today" blitzo says to himself
as he covers up his dragon belly and heads downstairs to where Loona was, i.e, leaning next to
her dad's van.
"So, you finished with…uh…your business blitzo?" Asked the hellhound with a slight disgusted
tone as the imp quickly enters the driver's seat of the van as he sweats nervously.
"Y-yeah Loonie! Everything's normal!" blitzo says as Loona enters the van as blitzo turns the
engine on and drives off, not long into the destination did the hound noticed how much the imp
was sweating
"Woah! Are you sick or something? You're sweating like a fatass pig!" Loona said as she wiped
the sweat from her adopted father's forehead.
"Oh, just a bit hot right now!" The imp attempted to say as Loona looks outside and feels the
outright average temperature of imp city as she looks back at him with a look of pure suspicion
as she lets out a "Uh huh"
At a minor traffic jam, the 2 were waiting for the traffic to clear up, right as blitzo's belly let out an
audible growl.
"Oh shit! I must've forgotten to have breakfast!" blitzo says as he places his hand on his
rumbling stomach as he picks up a scent nearby.
"Well we can head to a nearby burger fizz for a quick to go breakfast" Loona suggests just as
blitzo immediately drives by a quick free spot as he drives the van out of the traffic and straight
into a drive thru at a nearby burger fizz.
"Already on it sweetie!" blitzo says as he begins drooling like a hungry wolf, of which Loona
notices.
"Woah! blitzo what's wrong with you?!" Loona asked in great concern as he drives up to the
drive thru menu with a design of that of the cybernetic imp clown.
"Hello sir, what may you like to eat today?" The fast food worker asked as blitzo continued
drooling.
"ALL OF WHAT YOU HAVE!!" Screamed the imp as Loona is freaked out by her adopted
father's sudden hunger.
Later on…
They arrive at the IMP HQ building, with the van littered with tons of burger wrappings, French
fry boxes, nugget boxes, soda cans, etc, with blitzo's belly bulged out a bit.
"Oooh….URP! That was so good!" The imp moaned in utter bliss as he exits the van while a
bewildered Loona follows him.
"Jesus…talk about having the munchies…" Loona says in shock as she enters the building.
Once there, they make it to the meeting room where fellow workers, Moxxie and his wife Millie
were present.
"Hey Blitzo…woah! Did you eat a horse or something here?" Moxxie said as he noticed his
boss's buddha belly while Millie pokes it.
"Boy howdy you seem to be a growing imp!" Giggled the southern esque imp as blitzo's
blushes.
"Well…I guess you can say that-huh?" Blitzo says as he suddenly hears the sound of what
sounds like a parade nearby, prompting the gang to look outside and spot Blitzo's ex girlfriend
succubus Verosika Mayday, on a parade cart with a papermache made muddle finger next to
what appears to be a crudely made statue of Blitzo with the words "Fuck you Blitzo!" On top. Not
only that, but Blitzo's ex friend/ cybernetic Imp, Fizzaroli and his boyfriend, the prince of lust
Asmodeus, dancing around with each other as they stomp on several cakes with blitzo's face on
them.
The spiteful sight alone made the gang shake their heads in disapproval as even if Blitzo is a bit
of a weirdo, he's pretty friendly for the most part, speaking of which, the white spotted imp was
seething in unbridled rage of the slander he was getting as he huffs and puffs, and his imp tail
poofs into a dragon tail from behind, prompting him to briefly panic as he conceals it, right as his
right hand poofs into a dragon hand, which he quickly conceals it as be places it on his suit.
"Ok I think that's enough of that!" Blitzo says as he quickly closes the curtain from the window as
he sits on a nearby couch in a frightened manner. Of which the gang noticed as they confronted
him about it.
"Sir? Is something the matter?" A concerned Moxxie asked his boss as Blitzo just smiled,
giggled nervously, and ran straight into the meeting Room, where the familiar sound of a
magical, hellish enchantment was heard as the trip opened the door and spotted Blitzo hopping
straight into a portal with Stolas's grimore with him.
"Hey! Hey! Get back here sir!" Pleaded the white haired Imp as he, Millie and Loona chased
after the white spotted Imp as they traveled to the mortal realm at an alleyway, where, just
before he runs across the streets.
ZAP!!
"AAAAAGHH!!" Screamed the electrocuted imp as he falters on the ground, while a group of
sharply dressed Humans surround him
"BLITZO!!" Shouted the 3 as they step out of the portal, right as a group of humans grabbed
them by the shoulders.
"Well well well, we meet again Blitzo.." a familiar voice says as 2 suited, sunglass wearing
humans approach the electrocuted imp, one being a male with gray hair and white skin, and a
female with brown skin and blonde hair specifically.
"Agent 1 and 2?!" Blitzo asked in shock as he recognized the duo all to well.
"Heh! In the flesh you demonic scum!" Agent 2 says mockingly as she and Agent 1 tie the imp
up via rope.
"What do you want from us?! I thought we killed your sorry asses last time we met!" Loona
demands as she growls angrily at the humans
"Well, after you left from decimating our numbers, we managed to get footage of your existence
to convince others to get it that the Afterlife exists! So we got enough people to ambush you all
for payback you pricks!" Agent 1 says as he shoves Blitzo's head on a brick wall, prompting
Loona to growl more as she tries to lunge at the human.
"Quickly! Tase the mutt!" Agent 2 demands as one of the D.H.O.R.K agents tases the hellhound
on the chest, prompting her to scream in pain…of which Blitzo hears as a growing anger rises
from his body, which begins to heat up noticeably While his heart beats rapidly.
"Ow! Dude! You got a fever or something?" Asked Agent one as the Imp's rising heat began to
burn his hand as then..
"You...fucking…..BASTAAAARRRDSSSS!!!!" Roared Blitzo as he bursts into flames as he
morphs into a big, demonic looking dragon as the flames disintegrate the rope tying his hands
Together as he glares at the horrified humans, while the IMP crew stares in shock and awe of
what their boss just turned into.
"H-honey…is…is that…Blitzo?" Asked a shocked Moxxie as the agents released their grip on
the imps as they too were frozen in utter fear of the dragon transformed imp before their very
eyes.
"I…I think so honey.." Millie says in a somewhat frightened tone as the now scaly Blitzo looms
over at the agents as most were frozen in horror of what they were seeing.
"Wh-what are you idiots waiting for?! FIRE!!!" Yelled Agent one as the D.H.O.R.K agents gulp
down and fire their guns at the monstrous imp, where the bullets ended up bouncing off his
scales as if they were made of rubber. Desperate to put the dragon down, Agent 2 unleashes a
RPG and fired it right at Blitzo's face…who simply catches it and throws it high in the air as it
explodes.
"my turn.." The dragon transformed imp says as he then breathes fire at the agents, incinerating
most of them into nothing but ashes and dust as he slices the rest with his sharpen claws with
brutal ease, prompting their blood to splatter the brick walls as agents 1 and 2 were left
remaining as they hold each other in dear life as they whimper in utter fear while the dragon imp
crawls towards them, his mouth puffing with smoke, his anger at its apex, and the sweet taste of
rightful payback, Blitzo was all too eager to get back at the agents that dared harm his daughter.
"Ahhh…fear..such a wonderful sight and smell…" Blitzo says menacingly as the terrified agents
could only whimper in increasing horror as they let out a frightened plea of "God, help us…."
"Oh? God Huh? Well..let me show you two how much you displeased him…" The dragon imp
says as he then breathes fire on the 2 humans, utterly reducing then into nothing but ashes.
"Oh Crumbs!" Moxxie Says in a frightened manner, which catches Blitzo's attention as he
realizes what he did and how horrified the 2 imps were, all while they hoisted the tased
hellhound up while Blitzo looks at his dragon transformed hands as he shakes in dread of what
they're seeing.
"D-don't look at me…DON'T LOOK AT ME!!" he Shouted suddenly as he runs towards the portal
inadvertently crashes through the building's windows, prompting his wings to instinctively flap as
he begins to take flight. As he flies in a hurry, the 3 chase after him for questions as they run into
the portal, quickly head down the stairs, and chase after their dragon turned boss.
"Gotta get to the office! I can't let anyone see me like this!" Blitzo says as tears stream down his
scaly face as he soars around the air…and since he's just now flying for the first time, ends up
bumping into several buildings by mistake as he struggles to keep his flight path on a straight
line.
"Damn it! Sorry! I don't know how to fly right!" The imp says in embarrassment as several of the
imp civilians could only look at the flying dragon in utter confusion while the imp gang chase
after the transformed dragon as they were still struggling to comprehend what just occurred.
"I..I don't know what happend, but we might wanna help him before he burns the city down!"
Moxxie Says as the 3 chase after the demonic dragon as Blitzo struggles to maintain his flight
as he kept on bumping or crashing into many, many buildings and objects around him as he
attempts to keep his balance up. Fortunately, he soon spots the IMP building nearby as he
smiles eagerly, unaware that he caught the attention of the owl king Stolas, whom was out
giving his daughter, Octavia, some ice cream together right as the 2 owls noticed the flying Imp
dragon.
"Uh…dad…is it me..or was that a dragon..that looks a lot like that imp guy you meet often?" Via
asks as she points at the dragon in question, where Stolas's eyes widen in shock as he then
says "Oh goodness! Uh, Via, you might wanna come with me for a little Help!" as he picks his
daughter up and gives her a piggyback ride as Blitzo eventually makes it to the building...or
rather, he slams right at the window as he slumps down, where he wastes no time in running
inside as he bursts into tears,all while the IMP crew as well as Stolas and Via managed to chase
him through the building.
"Sir?! Are you ok?! Sir?!" Moxxie asked in great concern as the gang enter Blitzo's office, where
they seem him in covered in a blanket, crying loudly, as he looks at the group and yells in utter
despair, "Don't look at me! I'm a monster!" as he sobs uncontrollably. Although put off by the
Imp's dragon look, they nevertheless show sympathy as they hug him to comfort him…all
except for Stolas, who lets out a horrified "So the legends were true…". A sentence of witch
caught Blitzo's attention as he looks at Stolas, and lets out a confused "W-what?"
EPILOGUE:
Opening his eyes with a jolt of shock, Agent 1 looked around and noticed he was in a demonic
looking city, not only that, but upon looking at his hands, he noticed that not only was it colored
sickly blue, but had noticeable claws and his feet was quite oddly sharp, leading to the agent to
come to a harrowing conclusion
"Oh my god…is…is this hell?" Agent 1 asked as he felt utter dread overwhelm him.
"It would seem so.." Agen 2 says as Agent 1 saw his partner..and was a demon like he had
become as well.
"Well..Shit..now what?" Asked Agent 1 as then…
"Oh..don't worry you two..you'll be of great use to me.." A sinister female voice calls out as an
avian owl queen approaches them..all with a malicious smile on her face..
TBC