Empress Velvette Start Shaking Her Groove
Loud thundering noise can be heard all around in a dark forest with rain pouring down hard like cats and dogs with the atmosphere feeling so sad and dark, a moment where one would feel both those things when their life has been turned for the worse.
That turned for the worse can happen to a lot of people and animals, especially one lone sheep with surprisingly stylish hairstyle of two long and big ponytails with a necklace looking very sad like her life was ruined, because it had.
The thunder roar again causing the sheep to jump in fear.
Female Narrator: Yeah, that is one sad of a sheep, sad as shit that has nothing left to give because of how she was forced to become a sheep. Oh, you all heard me right, that sheep was once the most beautiful woman in the land, or the world whichever you think. But there is something else you should know about that sheep woman; she was THE empress of the land and the awesome bitch.
The little sheep is crying from finding herself in this sad scenery and move away from the spot to find some cover under a large leaf, but the leaf leans down on the side causing water to fall on the sheep making her cry again.
What you're seeing here is the story of this girl, me! That's right, I'm that sheep and my name is Velvette. Empress Velvette, and I was just doing some empress stuff as you would expect and yet some people decided to ruin my life because of some little decisions I made.
The sad sheep now revealed to be Empress Velvette is crying a little more and then tries to get some sleep despite the cold rain.
I know things are very confusing like how in Hell did I even become a sheep in the first place and who would do this to me? Don't worry, loves, we're gonna go back to the time before I was a sheep.
The scene changes from the sheep woman to a very cute demonic human-like baby with a tiny cute black crown on her head with a stuff turtle toy.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, that's too far back! That's just my baby years, but oh my GOD! Look how cute I was as a baby!
Baby Velvette hugged the stuff turtle so much that the head pop off leaving the toy headless causing the baby sad crying that her toy is broken, but a giant hand finger snuggle to comfort the baby along with one glowing red eye.
Oh shit, that's my mom! She was a really big beautiful in more ways than one, too bad I only known her as a baby.
Velvette's mother snaps her other fingers and a dozen servants came in each holding identical stuff turtle toys for the baby, making giggle with joy.
Alright, alright, that's enough of baby me. Time for you all to see the current me of sexy!
The scene changes again showing a woman combing her hair with a very shiny golden bat hair comb and then applying a little hair gel as she threw the hair comb into a cup. She flicks the crown up in the air, put on some lipstick, check her nails, and put on a necklace that is colored desire-red on one line and faded dark navy blue on the other with the inside being pink and a white V in the center.
The crown lands on her hand and now giving out her full appearance of Empress Velvette.
Empress Velvette is a slim demon with cedar-brown skin, and long curly hair kept into pigtails with bangs by black hair ties. Her hair is colored in a desire-red that features the insides colored in a faded dark navy-blue, and white swirled-streaks on her pigtails and one on her bangs. Her eyes have white irises, red sclera and slit pupils, and her makeup consists of burgundy eyeshadow on her eyelids, and black lipstick on her lips with a strip across the center of her mouth that has fangs inside. She wears white skull-shaped earrings, and a sleeveless dark navy-blue coat with burgundy lining and diamond three desire hearts on the left side of the fur collar, and one big red diamond heart at the bottom of the coat. Her coat is worn over a sleeveless, black turtlenecked crop-top that includes diamond two desire hearts on the chest. Her set of loose pants are colored in navy-blue and desire-red in a striped pattern, held by a black belt with a white heart-shaped buckle. For footwear, she wore black low-heeled shoes with white pom-poms on top. Velvette accessorized with black-striped fingerless opera gloves with alternating colors - white for her right glove and desire for her left. She has the black crown with a pink jewel on her head.
"Time to fuck this day right by me!" Velvette smirked while taking a selfie with her phone.
(Music: Perfect World, Emperor's New Groove OST)
Theme Song Woman: There are despots and dictators
Political manipulators
There are blue bloods with intellects of fleas
Velvette is walking down the hall dancing and doing some more selfies while a man is pushing a big rolled of carpet for her to walk on and a little girl is dropping pretty little black flower petals on the carpet, she held out her hand for them to stop just as they were about to make a left turn.
She snaps her fingers, and six men instantly appear in the scene and created a new path in the middle for their empress as she proceeds.
There are kings and petty tyrants
Who are so lacking in refinements
They'd be better suited swinging from the trees
Velvette stops snapping her fingers again to call a woman on a scouter to drive up and the empress performs a front flip to sit on a throne-like chair as the scouter driver takes her up to a bigger chair. She stops sending the empress flying off and lands on that chair as she cracks her neck.
He was born and raised to rule
No one has ever been this cool
In 1,000 years of aristocracy
An enigma and a mystery
In Pandemoniuman History
The quintessence of perfection that is she
Empress Velvette performs her duty by cutting a red ribbon with big golden scissors for some grand opening of whatever place that is being open, quickly checking her breath before kissing the foreheads of four babies that were recently born, then grabs one big bottle to smash it on a big boat with her face at the front.
Velvette wipes her forehead feeling a little exhausted, her servants come to wipe her forehead, cool her down with a small electric fan, pouring water in her mouth and she spits out that water in the bowl though some splash on the bowl guy's head.
Velvette was satisfied and rest herself on the chair.
Velvette: As you can see, that's me. The beautiful demon me. Not the sheep. Me. No sheep. Big time winner. Big winner loser.
The scene flips between the Velvette as the demon empress to the Velvette as the sad and pathetic sheep.
Velvette: And this is my home, the palace fitting for an empress like me. The best part is, everyone who works there is always at my command, and they know me so well that I don't have to say much on what I want.
The big palace of the empress is shown on the outside with lots and lots of guards standing outside, then back to Velvette.
"Butler." Velvett snapped her fingers, and an old, red-skinned man comes up giving her a cloth on the front of her neck.
"Breakfast is ready." The butler said.
"Excellent!" Velvette smiled, then her hand started to glow causing a big pink magic circle to appear in front of her and a big display of shelves with food and other demonic people, and cake!
Velvette: Oh yeah, did I forget to mention I have awesome magical powers like a demon empress should? I do!
"Chief." Velvette said.
"Ready to be devoured by your awesomeness mouth." The chief bowed.
"And now… Theme Song Woman." Velvette snapped her fingers for that, then a pink woman with horns and black wings pops out of the cake to continue the song.
Theme Song Woman: Oh Yeah! She's the sovereign lord of the nation
She's the sexist cat in creation
She's the alpha, the omega, a to z
And this perfect world will spin
Around her every little whim
'Cos this perfect world begins and ends with her
Two servants come in from each side opening a briefcase showing a golden fork and knife, she takes the two golden tools and uses them to eat her breakfast and other servants awaits to serve her the other dishes while the scene shows right above, they are on top of a giant carpet with Velvette's face and fork with food to her mouth.
Velvette: Me!
Theme Song Woman: What's her name?
Chorus: Velvette!
Theme Song Woman: That's her name?
Chorus: Velvette!
A pair of gaurs were about to open the door only for Velvette to come through slamming the door on both of them, not giving a shit, and started dancing through the music changing her name.
Theme Song Woman: She's the queen of the world!
Chorus: Velvette!
Theme Song Woman: Is she fucking hip or what?
Chorus: Velvette!
Theme Song Woman: Yeah!
Unnoticed to Velvette getting in the groove of her dancing, an old lady is in the same area and saw the empress coming this way. She tries to get away, but it was too late as Velvette bumps into her, killing the music.
"The fuck…!" Velvette glared at the old lady who shakes in fear of her presence.
"You do NOT just throw off the groove! Not cool, bitch! Not cool!" Velvette was angered and look away.
"I'm sorry, but you threw off the Empress's groove." One guard pointed out apologizing then grabs the old lady to throw her out a window from the high level of the palace.
"I'm so sorry!" The old lady shouted while falling.
"You were saying?" Velvette asked the Theme Song Woman, wanting to get back to the song.
Theme Song Woman: What's her name?
Chorus: Velvette! (X2)
Theme Song Woman: That's his name! (Velvette!)
Is she fucking hip or what? (Velvette!)
Don't you know she's the king of the world? (Velvette!)
Whoa, yeah. Oww! (Velvette)
The scene changes to a red curtain with the V symbol rising up showing the royal guards dancing in synchronization with Velvette showing up at the front, doing some sweet tapdancing steps with a few stomps followed by breakdancing spin then dancing on over a door and kicking it open.
"Hell yeah, bitches!" Velvette shouted in announcing her arrival in the room.
(Music End)
"Oh, Empress Velvette! You're finally here, thank goodness!" The royal record keeper was relieved to see her here.
"Yes, yes, I'm here in all of my glory." Velvette nodded.
"Please, come. It's time to pick your betrothed to rule by your side!" The royal record keeper gestured to a line of people waiting for him, three are men and the other three are women.
"Time to see which one of you is the lucky one!" Velvette walked over to the candidates.
"Hmm, too many muscles. So ugly." Velvette uninterested in the first male.
"Too many eyes, and horrible eyelashes." Velvette insulted the first female with the ten eyes.
"No. No, No." Velvette rejected the other three candidates, so not worth her time on these idiots.
"And look at you, someone who thinks you're all that, but you're not." Velvette insulted the last candidate.
"Are these fuckers the best one you can do?" Velvette asked the royal record keeper while the candidates are feeling upset that they were rejected.
"I'm so sorry if they are not to your liking. They were picked out fresh and…" The royal record keeper tried to explain this to his empress.
Velvette: Yeah, this can is really annoying when he disappoints me with those people thinking they have a shot at bedding with me that I almost wanted to call off the search for a lover.
"Your highness, another candidate has come to offer herself to become your empress." A guard informed.
But you'll be surprised about this one.
"Fine, let her one. This one better be something that can wow me." Velvette groaned, might as well waste enough minute with this.
As the guard moves out of the way, a bright golden light shine except this doesn't feel like any shine light from some of the gold stuff in her palace for this feels different for some reason.
A figure steps forward to the empress as she saw this woman in somewhat awe, perhaps more than that.
"Presenting the princess of the Eden Kingdom, Emily." The guard announced the name of this candidate.
"Hello, Empress Velvette. I am Emily, and I'm very excited to meet you!" Emily greeted her with a cute smile and even squeak.
Emily is a slim young woman with silver-like skin, and mid-thigh-length hair with bangs styled in a somewhat messy way, colored in a gradient of periwinkle with noticeable white tips. Her eyes have light blue sclera, white-outlined darker-colored pupils, and deep-purple eyelashes, while her three freckles are white and are located on each of her cheeks and her nose. She also has six white feathered wings on her back and has a light blue halo decorated with small, tiara-like spikes hovering above her head. She wears princess-inspired clothing which consists of a light periwinkle gown, featuring a darker-colored stripe around the high-frilled collar, darker-colored trimming and details on the short light blue puffed sleeves, a darker-blue star-pattern on the chest, and darker-blue triangular-like patterns on the hem with small diamond shaped between the mounds. In addition, she accessorizes with a light blue sash worn around her waist. She also wears a set of fingerless pale-periwinkle opera gloves which covers most of her arms, which appears to be skin-tight and act as long sleeves for her dress. For footwear, she wore blue ballerina-like shoes.
"Whoa!" Velvette said in amazement.
Oh yeah, this is the girl who is definitely going to become my wife and become an awesome ruling couple in the whole kingdom. I mean, just look at her! She's so fucking beautiful as fuck that it's not just looking at her could stop my heart!
"Shit, girl! You're the most fucking amazing thing I have ever seen!" Velvette shared her first opinion about Emily.
"Oh my, I never gotten a compliment with curse words before. My mother told me such words are not good for manners, and I agree." Emily said, making Velvette feel a little sad.
"But if this is how you express yourself then I'm okay with it." Emily was surprised by this and Velvette smiled.
"Girl, you are going to be lucky to have a woman like me in your life!" Velvette pulled Emily in with one arm.
"Yo! Get those fucking rejects out of here! I have found my bride!" Velvette ordered as she walks away with Emily.
The guard pulled a rope causing a spring trap below to throw the rejected candidates high through a hole in the ceiling that just opened up.
Finding my bride on the eve of my 18th birthday felt like the best day of my life! I know, you guys are still confused about the sheep thing in the opening, believe or not Emily is also a victim of it.
(Outside of the Palace)
First up, here is one of the people who is out to ruin my life with a woman named Carmilla Carmine from some random village.
"Well, here I am." Carmilla said, now standing at the ground of the palace.
Carmilla a tall light, gray-skinned demon who sports black streaks on her white hair with bangs, usually kept into large horns by thin, ballerina-like black ribbons. She has a darker-colored marking that appears similar to a mask on her face, which is around her slanted-eyes with white irises and red sclera. The rest of her arms and hands are colored white, with her hands being rather large in proportion to her body with black nails protruding from them. She wears attire similar to a ballerina, which consists of an off-the-shoulder black dress with white buttons and white stripes located down the front and at the rim of the spiked skirt, which includes hot-pink lining. She also wears black waist-length stockings which are covered by white ballerina shoelaces, and her shoes are that of metallic ballet slippers which she walks on the tips of her toes. She also accessorized with a set of hooped black earrings along with her main clothing.
"Better get this over with." Carmilla sighed.
KO a story is born and hope you all enjoy it!
Oh yeah, I am doing it! I am doing a Hazbin Hotel story with the awesome style of the Disney movie and cartoon series, the Emperor's New Groove with Velvette being the main character and empress as I'm sure you all can agree with Emily in the mix and others like Carmilla you'll be seeing soon in the next chapter!
Also, give a shout out for me because today is my birthday! Happy Birthday to me!
KO comment, favorite, and follow through of how this story will go!