Disney
TRIGGER
Walt Disney Animation Studios
SQUARE ENIX
Lord/Miller
(Nintendo)
[Approved by the comics code authority]
Not too long ago, deep in the Japanese wilderness…
Sora: [narrating] Will you take a look at that? Pretty pathetic, huh? Well, you'll never believe this, but that Beastman you're looking at was once a human being. And not just any human being. That guy was an Keyblade wielder. A heroic, powerful warrior. Oh, yeah! This is his story. Well, actually my story. That's right- I'm that lion Beastman. I was the world's nicest guy, and they ruined my life for no reason. Oh, is that hard to believe? Look, I tell you what. You go back always- you know, before I was a Beastman, and this will all make sense. All right, now see, that's a little too far back. Oh, ho! Look at me! That's me as a baby. Ahem! All right, let's move ahead.
Disney and SQUARE ENIX present
In assocaiton with STUDIO TRIGGER, Netflix and Nintendo
A Lord/Miller anime film
Sora: Okay, let's do this one more time… My name is Sora. I was chosen by the Keyblade. And to you, for the last 22 years, I've been the one and only Key bearer. I'm sure you know the rest…
Sora: OK, this is the real me. (Human Sora) Not this. (Beastman Sora) This. (Human Sora) Not this. (Beastman Sora) Winner! (Human Sora) Loser. (Beastman Sora)
Sora: Ha! Boom, baby!
Secretary: Uhh… Sir… it's time for to choose your new outfit
Sora: All righty. Let's take a look-see. Nope. Not likely. Yikes, yikes, yikes, and no. Ugh! Is this really the best you could do?
Official: Oh, yes. Oh, no. I mean, perhaps-
Sora: [narrating] What is she babbling about? She's like the thing that wouldn't shut up. Anyway, still wondering about that Beastman in the opening? Well, let me show you the people responsible for ruining my life. First, there's Fox McCloud.
Fox: Uh, excuse me. I'm here to see Sora. You see, I got this summons-
Guard: Inside, up the stairs, and to the left. Just follow the signs.
Fox: Oh, great. Thanks a lot.
Fox: Uh, and don't be fooled by the furry alien look.
Fox: Oh!
Rudy: Pardon me. That's mine.
Fox: Oh, here you go.
Rudy: Thank you.
Fox: You're welcome. Aah! Oh, hey. Are you all right? Here. Let me, uh-
Rudy: Oh, you're so very kind.
Fox: What happened?
Rudy: Well, I... I screwed up Sora's new outfit.
Fox: What?
Rudy: You heard me. I screwed it up, and the Sora had me thrown out the window.
Fox: [Gasps] Oh, really? I'm supposed to see him today.
Rudy: Don't mess anything up!
Fox: Oh, OK.
Rudy: Beware the Sora.
Fox: Hey, are you gonna be all right?
Rudy: Sora.
Sora: You see what I mean? This guy's trouble, but as bad as he is, he is nothing compared to what's coming up next.
Yzma: And why have you come here today?
Costumer: Well... Ma'am- I mean, Madam.
Sora: [narrator] OK, gang. Check out this piece of work. This is Yzma, my advisor- living proof that dinosaurs once roamed the Earth. And let's not forget Yzma's right-hand man. Every decade or so she gets a new one. This year's model is called Kronk.
[Fly Buzzing]
Kronk: Yeah, I got that there, Yzma. Unh!
[Buzzing]
Sora: [narrating] Yep, that's Kronk. Now lately, Yzma's gotten into this bad habit of trying to run the company behind my back, and I'm thinkin' that's got to stop.
Yzma: It is no concern of mine whether your family has... What was it again?
Costumer: Um, a refund.
Yzma: Ha! You really should have thought of that before you got Nintendo Switch Online. We're through here. Take him away. Next!
Costumer: But I- Oh, OK.
Yzma: Ugh.
Sora: The nerve of some of those Nintendo Switch owners, huh?
Yzma: Tell me about it. Aah!
Sora: Hi there.
Yzma: Ooh, sir.
Sora: Ahem.
Yzma: Oh, oh, oh, ha ha ha. Um...
Sora: Uh, you were doing it again.
Yzma: Doing? Doing... Doing what?
Sora: Doing my job. I'm the hero, and you're my advisor. Remember that?
Yzma: But, Sir, I was only dealing with meaningless business matters.
Sora: [narrating] Whoa. Look at these wrinkles. What is holding this woman together? [notices spinach tuck to her teeth] What the- How long has that been there?
Kronk: Good thinking, Yzma. What do you say, Sora?
Sora: Whoa! No touchy! No touchy. No touch.
Employee: Excuse me, Sir. Fox McCloud is here to see you.
Sora: Oh, cool! Send him in. Oh, and by the way, you're fired.
Yzma: Fired? W-W-What do you mean, fired?
Sora: Um, how else can I say it? You're being let go, your department's being downsized, you're part of an outplacement, we're going in a different direction, we're not picking up your option... Take your pick. I got more.
Yzma: But I- You-uh- Uhh. But- But, Sir, I have been nothing if not loyal to Nintendo for-for-for many, many years.
Sora: Actually, you just started. And everybody hits their stride. You just hit yours three weeks ago. So...who's in my desk?
Kronk: Oh, oh! I know! Yzma. Yzma's in your desk, right?
Sora: Very good, Kronk. Here. Get the snack.
Kronk: Got it! Unh! Oof!
Sora: OK, you heard the man. Up, up, up.
Kronk: I'm OK. I'm fine.
[Snarling]
Sora: Ah. OK. Show him in.
Fox: Ahem. Uh, afternoon, Sir. I'm here because I received a summons-
Sora: Hey, there he is! My old pal, Fox McCloud!
Fox: Um, yeah. Anyway, I got this summons-
Sora: Yeah. That's right. You are just the man I wanted to see.
Fox: I am?
Sora: Word on the street is you can fix my problem. You can fix my problem, can't you?
Fox: Sure. I'll do what I can.
Sora: Good, good. That's just what I wanted to hear. Are you aware of just how important your home is to this family of yours?
Fox: Well, I remember when I saved from being crushed by that evil pharmacist's robot man after you tried to stop this… what was it… the ultima-other-dimension-ator- My home?
Sora: Oh, yeah. You got a pretty sweet little setup there in Kyoto, don't you? Ha ha ha!
Fox: Yeah. My family has lived in that house since we came to your planet.
Sora: Uh-huh. So tell me, where did you come from?
Fox: Oh, uhh… the Lylat System. Duh!
Sora: Well, that settles it.
Fox: Really?
Sora: Yep. Problem solved. Thanks for coming.
Fox: That's it? That's all you wanted me for?
Sora: I just needed an insider's opinion before I OK'd you as my guest.
Fox: Uh...your guest?
Sora: Boo-yah! Behold the Nintendo Museum, The ultimate Nintendo history experience.
Fox: What?
Sora: Isn't it great? You and your family get a lifetime pass. Ha! Aren't you happy?
Fox: Thanks! But… why invite me?
Sora: Well, let me clear it up for you. At the grand opening on October 2nd this year, I give the word, and everyone will shriek with excitement to see you...
[Hums Carnival Tune]
Sora: So, if I were you, I'd make some plans on the way home.
Fox: I don't know what to say.
Sora: Hmm... Don't know, don't care. How's that?
Fox: Oh, fine.
Sora: Oh, and when I give the word, everyone will love you again. Bye-bye!
Fox: Thank you!
Sora: Yeah-ya. [narrating] Oh, yeah. Everything was goin' perfectly. Or so I thought.
Yzma: He can't get rid of me that easily! Who does that ungrateful little worm think he is? Does he... A little to the left. ...have any idea of who he's dealing with? How could he do this to me? Why, I practically raised him.
Kronk: Yeah, you think he would've turned out better.
Yzma: Yeah, go figure.
Kronk: Well, it's better you're takin' out your anger on these things instead of the real Sora, huh?
Yzma: [Gasps] That's it, Kronk! That's it!
[Crash]
Yzma: I'll get rid of Sora. Ha ha ha ha ha!
Kronk: The real Sora ?
Yzma: Of course the real Sora. Don't you see? It's perfect. With him out of the way and no one to protect this world , I'll take over and rule the world. Brilliant!
Kronk: So how does that work with you bein' fired and all?
Yzma: The only ones who know about that are the three of us, soon to be the two of us.
Kronk: And I'm one of those two, right?
Yzma: To the secret lab! Pull the lever, Kronk. [Kronk Pulls The Letter] WRONG LEVEEEEEEEEEERRRRR...
[Splash]
Kronk: Huh?
Yzma: Why do we even have that lever?
[Yelps]
Yzma: Get out of my way!
Skull: Please remain seated and keep your arms and legs in at all times.
Yzma: Whee!
Kronk: Faster, faster! Yzma, put your hands in the air! Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo!
Yzma: Ah, how shall I do it? Oh, I know. I'll turn him into a flea, a harmless little flea, and then I'll put that flea in a box, and then I'll put that box inside of another box, and then I'll mail that box to myself, and when it arrives, ah ha ha ha! I'll smash it with a hammer! It's brilliant brilliant, brilliant, I tell you! Genius, I say! [knocks and spills potion on plant and plant dies] Or, to save on postage, I'll just poison him with this. Take it, Kronk. Oh ho ho ho. Feel the power.
Kronk: Oh... I can feel it.
Yzma: Our moment of triumph approaches. Ha ha ha ha ha ha! It's dinner time. So...is everything ready for tonight?
Kronk: Oh, yeah. I thought we'd start off with soup and a light salad and then see how we feel after that.
Yzma: Not the dinner... The you know.
Kronk: Oh, right. The poison- The poison for Sora, the poison chosen specially to kill Sora, Sora 's poison. That poison?
Yzma: Yes! That poison.
Kronk: Got you covered.
Yzma: Excellent. A few drops in his soda, then I'll propose a toast, and he will be dead before dessert.
Kronk: Which is a real shame, because it's gonna be delicious.
[Door Bangs Open]
Sora: Boom, bam, baby! Let's get to the grub. I am Star-ving! So...no hard feelings about being let go.
Yzma: None whatsoever. Kronk, get the hero a drink.
Kronk: Drink. Right.
[Kronk pours the sodas and puts a few drops of poison in Sora's soda]
Kronk: Sir.
Sora: [Sniffs] Is something burning?
Kronk: [Gasps] My spinach puffs!
[Twangs Fork]
Sora: Ahem. So...he seems... nice.
Yzma: Heh. He is.
Sora: He's what, in his late twenties?
Yzma: Heh heh. I'm not sure.
Kronk: Saved 'em!
Sora: That's great.
Yzma: Great!
Sora: Good job.
Yzma: Very good job.
Kronk: Watch it. They're still hot.
Yzma: Ahem. Ahem! Heh heh heh. Kronk. The hero needs his...drink.
Kronk: Right. Oh. Right.
[Kronk get confused by which soda is poisoned for Sora]
Sora: Hey, Kronky, everything OK back there? Well, heh.
[Kronk notices the potion bottle is empty]
Kronk: Oh, uh... Ooh. [empties small vase, pours sodas into vase, mixes drinks] The drinks were a bit on the... hmm... oh...ugh...[pours into glasses]warm side. Heh heh. Hey, did you see that sky today? Talk about blue.
Yzma: Ha ha ha. Yes, Kronk. Riveting. A toast to the Key bearer! Long live Sora!
Kronk: [Under His Breath] Don't drink the Coke. [Coughing] Poison.
Yzma: Well, Sora?
Sora: Ehh… no thanks. Brought me a Sprite!
Yzma: Say what?
Sora: Remember that llama potion you "accidentally" gave Kuzco when you really trying to kill him?
Yzma: Uh... No.
[Sora grows lion ears]
Sora: I do. But, never mind that. So what are you gonna do? [grows lion tail] I mean, you've been around here a long time, and I really mean a long time. Um...
Yzma: Ahem. [Humming]
Sora: It might be difficult for someone of your age [hands turn into paws] adjusting to life in the private sector. Hey, Kronk, can you top me off, pal? Be a friend? [his face turns lion-like] Heh heh.
[Yzma Muttering]
Sora: Now, about you finding new work...
Yzma: Hit him on the head.
Kuzco: ...that's-that's gonna be tough.
Kronk: More broccoli?
Kuzco: Because you're... you know. Let's face it. You're no spring chicken, and I mean that in the best possible way.
Yzma: What?! A lion Beastman?! He's supposed to be dead! And we didn't even give him the poison!
Kronk: Yeah, weird.
Yzma: Let me see that vial. This isn't poison. This is extract of... LLAMA! Ugh!
Kronk: Well, if wasn't us then what did this to him?
Yzma: Take him out of town and finish the job now!
Kronk: What about dinner?
Yzma: Kronk, this is kind of important.
Kronk: How about dessert?
Yzma: Well, I suppose there's time for dessert.
Kronk: And coffee?
Yzma: All right. A quick cup of coffee. Then take him out of town and finish the job!
[Kronk Singing Jazz Groove]
Sora: [narrating] Guess where I am right now. Uh-huh. In the bag. Still think I'm the victim here? Watch. It gets better. Ugh, he's doing his own theme music? Big, dumb, and tone deaf. I am so glad I was unconscious for all of this.
[Kronk tosses Sora into the river]
Kronk: Huhh! Mission accomplished.
[Kronk notices that Sora is drifting towards the ocean]
Kronk angel: You're not just gonna let him die like that, are you?
Kronk: My shoulder angel.
Kronk devil: Don't listen to that guy. He's trying to lead you down the path of righteousness. I'm gonna lead you down the path that rocks.
Kronk angel: Oh, come off it.
Kronk devil: You come off it!
Kronk angel: You.
Kronk devil: You.
Kronk angel: You.
Kronk devil: You infinity.
Kronk angel: Uhh!
Kronk devil: Listen up, big guy. I got 3 good reasons why you should just walk away. "Number one..." Look at that guy! He's got that sissy stringy music thing.
Kronk angel: We've been through this. It's a harp, and you know it.
Kronk devil: Oh, right. That's a harp... and that's a dress.
Kronk angel: Robe!
Kronk devil: Reason number 2. Look what I can do. Ha ha ha!
Kronk: But...what does that have to do with anything?
Kronk angel: No, no. He's got a point.
Kronk: Listen, you guys. You're sort of confusing me, so begone! Uh, or, uh, you know. However I get rid of you guys.
Kronk devil: That'll work.
[Kronk dashes to the bag with Sora inside it and grabs it]
[Chimp appears eating a bug.]
Sora: [narrating] Um, what's with the chimp and the bug? Can we get back to me?
Kronk: Oh, boy. Think, think, think. What to do, what to do? What do we do with the body?
[Fox goes into his truck with a friendly black coat]
Fox: [Sighs, thinking] What am I gonna tell… her?
Kronk: Come on, Kronky. Come on, Kronky. OK. What do I do? What do I do? Aah!
[Mrreoww]
[Bag plummets into the back of Fox's truck]
Kronk: Back! Elbow! Shoulder! Unh!
Kronk: Oh. Hey! Hey, you! Hey! Excuse me. Excuse me. Stop! Pardon me. Excuse me. Sorry about that. Comin' through. Hey, you with the cart! Uh-oh. This is not good. Uhh. Hope that doesn't come back to haunt me.
-Fox took a long drive to Kyoto… to see his wife, Krystal, and his kits, Marcus and Sabrina-
Marcus: Mom, Mom! I think I'm still growing! Measure me again!
Krystal: All right, Marcus. Stand still and let's see.
Sabrina: Mom, you and I both know that it's impossible for him to have grown in the last 5 minutes.
Marcus: Mmm! Mmm!
Sabrina: Isn't it?
Krystal: [Gasps] Look how much you've grown!
Sabrina: What? Marcus, get out of the way. It's my turn again. Measure me.
Marcus: Dad's home!
[Kids Laughing]
Pacha: Hey, ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! Come here. Ha ha ha!
[All Three Laughing]
Marcus: Dad! I ate a bug today!
Fox: Oh! Was Mom baking again? Heh. Don't tell her I said that.
Krystal: I heard that. OK, everybody, move aside.
Marcus: Dad, Dad, Dad! Look at how big I am!
Krystal: We were all measured today.
Fox: Oh.
Marcus: I'm going through a growth spurt. I'm as big as you were when you were me.
Fox: Mm-hmm. Sure are.
Sabrina: That's not as impressive as my loose tooth. See?
Krystal: Okay, Okay, you two. Our deal was that you could stay awake until Daddy came home. Now say good night.
Both: Dad, do we have to? [Whimpering]
Fox: No, you two can stay up. We're just gonna be sitting here telling each other how much we love each other. Right, honey? [Coos]
Marcus: Ew!
Sabrina: Blecch!
Both: ...GOOD NIGHT. [Both Laughing]
Krystal: So what did Sora want?
Fox: Ahem. You know what? He gave us passes to that Nintendo Museum opening soon.
Krystal: Say what?
Fox: Yeah.
Krystal: Well, that's great. When does it open?
Fox: Well, it opens October 2nd.
Krystal: Oh dear. I guess we should wait til it opens before we can our kits
Fox: You're right, honey.
Krystal: What about her?
Fox: Sweetie, she'll be fine.
Krystal: You're right. Fox? You OK?
Fox: Hmm? Oh, yeah. I'm just a little tired from the trip. Um...I'm gonna go put her to bed.
[the girl in the black coats sits down and then Sora stops the film]
Kuzco: Uh, heh heh. Hi. Excuse me. Two seconds here. Um, I'm the one in the truck, remember? This story's about me, not her. OK. You got it? All right. We're gonna move ahead. Sorry to slow you down. Heh heh heh.
?: Huh? Whoa.
Sora: Uhh. Oh.
?: Where'd you come from?
Sora: No… touchy…
?: Aah! [punches Sora with gorilla arm]
Sora: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! Oof! Ow! Ow, my head.
Sora: GASP! No way… you're…
Michiru:[narrating] Alright, people let's do this one last time! My name is Michiru Kagemori. I was turned into a Beastman through a medical accident. And for the last 3 years, I thought me and my best friend Nazuna were the only ones who've experienced being both human and Beastman.
Michiru: I'm sure you know the rest. You see, I moved to Anima City and met a wolf named Shirou. He hated humans so much. Yet, I told him I used to be a human. Then, I taught children how to read in Rabbit Town, joined a baseball team. Blah, blah, blah, super boring. Shriou got Nyrvasil Syndrome and bit me and then he returned to normal, I did my best to stop Alan Sylvasta from using the Beast DNA extermination drug on the Beastmen. The situation was averted. Nazuna became a popstar and the mayor invited humans into Anima City.
Michiru: Flash forward, I was hanging with my peeps, when this weird thing happened. I gotta weird things happen to me a lot, but… this was really weird.
[Michiru is sucked into portal from Anima City to Quadratum]
Michiru: I was in Shibuya, but things were different. Also I was made-up. My world was really an anime series on Netflix. I had to find a place stay with the McClouds. Wanna know happened next? Me too..
Sora: GASP! No way… you're… Michiru Kagemori?!
Michiru: [Gasps] Sora?
Sora: Yeah. Who do you think you were talkin' to?
Michiru: Uh...how did- Um... you don't... look like the Key bearer.
Sora: What do you mean?
Michiru: Oh...uh... do this... [Wiggles fingers]
Sora: What is this, some kind of little game you Beastmen like to- Aah! It can't be! Aah! Aah! Aah! My face! Aah! My beautiful, beautiful face!
Michiru: Okay, Okay, Okay.
Sora: I'm furry, lion Beastman!
Michiru: Wait, Okay, Sora.
Sora: Lion face!
Michiru: Shh! What happened?
[Sora hits himself]
Sora: I'm trying to figure that out, Okay? [Laughing Hysterically] [Whimpering Frantically] Ohh-ho! I can't remember. I can't remember anything. Wait a minute. I remember now! I remember telling my friend Fox that I was inviting him to the Nintendo Museum, and then I was having dinner and... Ohh! And you gave me Beastmanitis!
Michiru: What? No, I didn't.
Sora: Yes, and then you kidnapped me.
Michiru: Why would I kidnap a lion?
Sora: I have no idea. You're the crinimal mastermind, not me.
Michiru: What?
Sora: Hmm. You're right. That's giving you way too much credit. OK. I have to get to the Hospital. Yzma's got that "secret lab." I'll just have her change me back. Hey, you. No waste. Let's go. Hey, tiny, I want to get out of this body. Wouldn't you? Now let's go.
Michiru: Okay, if you take me back home.
Sora: You want to run that by me again?
Michiru: The Ultima-Other-Dimension-ator created a portal that brought me here and I need your help to get back home
Sora: Hmm. I got a little secret for you. Come here. No, closer. I don't make deals with Tanukis!
Michiru: Fine. Then I guess I can't take you back.
Sora: Fine. I don't need you. I can find my own way back.
Michiru: I wouldn't recommend it. It's a little dangerous if you don't know the way.
Sora: Nice try, pal.
Michiru: No, really. I'm telling you, there are jaguars and snakes and quicksand.
Sora: [High Voice] I'm not listening.
Michiru: I'm not kidding. Listen, you cannot go in there.
Sora: La la la la. Oh. Heh heh. Still not listening.
Michiru: Aw, you... Fine. Fine. Go ahead! If there's no Sora, there's no KINGDOM HEARTS IV. So much for that. (looks at the road) Hmm.
Sora: [Sora Laughs] Scary jungle. Right. Ooh, a leaf. Ooh, it might attack me. Oh, it's a scary tree. [High Voice] I'm afraid. Ha ha. Please. Never find my way? I'm the Key bearer, and as such, I'm born with an innate sense of direction. Okay, where am I?
[Buzzing]
Sora: [Gasps] Wha-
Fly: Help me! Help me! Help me!
[Crunch]
Sora: Uhh.
Fly: Too late.
Sora: OK, that was the freakiest thing I've ever seen. [Gasps]
[Animal Roars]
Sora: Aah! Hmm. What do you want?
Bucky: [Chatters]
Sora: Oh, for me? Why, I don't know what to say.
Bucky: [Laughs] Ow!
Sora: Hit the road, bucky.
Bucky: [Mutters]
Sora: [Raspberry]
Sora: Aah! Ow! Huh? Huh?
[Sora sees a bunch of black jaguars]
[Snoring]
Sora: Huh? Uh-oh.
[Bucky makes a balloon llama] and pulls out a needle, ready to pop it.]
Bucky: [Chatters]
Sora: No, no. No, no, no, no.
Bucky: [Chatters]
Sora: No, no. No, don't.
Bucky: [Chatters]
[Loud Pop]
Sora: Ha! [Gasps]
[Jaguars Roaring]
Sora: Aah! No! Aah!
[Jaguar Roars]
Sora: Aah!
[Roaring]
[Meow]
Sora: You killer jaguars... Whoa!
[Michiru flies toward Sora]
[Jaguars Growling]
Michiru: Yee-aah!
Sora: Aah!
Michiru: Don't worry! I gotcha. You're safe now.
[Michiru and Sora got tied up onto a log]
Sora: Maybe I just new to this whole rescuing thing, but this, to me, might be considered kind of a step backwards, wouldn't you say?
Michiru: No, no, no. It's-It's OK. This-This is all right. We can figure this out.
[log cracks]
Sora: I hate you.
Michiru: No!
Sora: Yaah! Aah! Ow!
[Both Scream]
[Bubbly Scream]
Sora: Whoo hoo hoo! Aah! Ow! Ow! Uhh!
[Both Cough]
Sora: [Spits] I don't know about you, but I'm getting all funned out.
Michiru: Oh, no!
Sora: Don't tell me. We're about to go over a huge waterfall.
: Mmm-hmm.
Sora: Sharp rocks at the bottom?
Michiru: Most likely.
Sora: Bring it on. Boo-yah! Whoo!
[Splash]
Michiru: [Gasps] [Gasps] [Inhales] [Sighs] Sora. Sora, can you hear me? Oh, boy. Come on, breathe. Breathe! Ohh. Why me? [Michiru opens Sora's mouth] Ooh! Okay. [Inhales] Ohh!
Sora: Aah!
[Both Spit]
Both: Ohh!
[Gargles]
Michiru: For the last time, it wasn't a kiss.
Sora: Well, whatever you call it... [Spits] it was disgusting. And if you would've done what I ordered you to do in the first place, we all could've been spared your little kiss of life.
Michiru: Aw!
Sora: But now that you're here, you will take me to the hospital. I'll have Yzma change me back, and then I'll start the grand opening of the Nintendo Museum. Oh, yeah.
Michiru: OK, now, look, I think we got off on the wrong foot here.
Sora: Mm-hmm.
Michiru: I think if you really thought about it, you'd decide to help me get back home.
Sora: And why would I do that?
Michiru: Because... deep down, I think you'll realize that it would be wrong to leave stranded in some alternate universe with a bunch of furry aliens.
Sora: And that's... bad?
Michiru: [Laughs] Well, yeah. Nobody's that heartless.
Sora: Mmm. Now take me to the hospital.
Michiru: What? Wait, wait. How can you be this way?
Sora: Because, you're the only one that doesn't seem to be with the program, eh, Pacha?
Michiru: You know what? Someday, you're going to wind up all alone, and you'll have no one to blame but yourself.
Sora: Thanks for that. I'll log that away. Now, for the final time, I order you to take me to the hospital.
Michiru: Looks to me like you're stuck out here, because unless you change your mind, I'm not taking you there.
Sora: [Imitates] Because unless you change your mind, I'm not taking you there. Me, me, me. Moo, moo, moo. Huh? What? I didn't do anything. I didn't- Somebody's throwing stuff. You going to build a fire or what?
Michiru: [Sighs] He's never going to change his mind.
Kuzco: Ohh. How am I ever going to get out of here? [Muttering, Shivering] [Stops Shivering]
-Sora's funeral-
Yzma: And so, it is with great sadness that we mourn the sudden departure of our beloved hero...
Kronk: [Sobbing]
Yzma: taken from us so tragically on the very eve of Summer.
Kronk: Poor little guy.
Yzma: His legacy will live on our hearts...
Kronk: He had never had a chance.
Yzma: for all eternity.
Kronk: [Sniffles]
Yzma: Well, he ain't gettin' any deader. Back to work.
[Blows]
Yzma: Kronk, darlin', I must you had me worried when you mixed up those poisons, but now that Sora is dead, all is forgiven.
Kronk: Ah. Oh, yeah, yeah. He's... Heh. He's dead, all right. Heh heh. I mean, you can't get much deader than he- then he is right now. Unless, of course, we killed him again.
Yzma: I suppose.
Kronk: Hey, look, the royal dresser's here.
Yzma: Kronk...
Kronk: I should tell you right now I'm kind of hard to fit.
Yzma: Kronk...
Kronk: I wear a 66 long and a 31 waist.
Yzma: Sora is dead, right? Tell me Sora 's dead. I need to hear these words.
Kronk: Do you need to hear all those words exactly?
Yzma: He's still alive?
Kronk: Well, he's not as dead as would've hoped.
Yzma: Kronk...
Kronk: I just thought I'd give you the heads-up in case Sora ever came back.
Yzma: He can't come back!
Kronk: Yeah. That would be kind of awkward- especially after that lovely eulogy.
Yzma: You think? You and I are going out to find him. If he talks, we are through! Now let's move!
Marcus: Michiru, look out! [Panting]
Krystal: Marcus, what is it?
Marcus: I had a dream that Michiru was tied to a log and careening out of control down a raging river of death!
Krystal: All right, all right, it's OK.
Marcus: It was awful!
Krystal: Shh! It's OK, it's OK. Marcus, calm down. It was just a dream. She's fine. He just went for a walk.
Marcus: Oh. Like you told him to, 'cause you're always right.
Krystal: That's right.
Sabrina: Well, in my dream, Michiru had to kiss a lion.
Marcus: Yeah, like that would ever happen.
Sabrina: It could.
Marcus: Nuh-uh.
Sabrina: Yeah-huh.
Marcus: Nuh-uh.
Sabrina: Yeah-huh.
[Continue Bickering Quickly]
Krystal: Good night, you two.
Both: Night, Mom!
Sabrina: Yeah-huh. Yeah-huh.
Marcus: Nuh-uh. Nuh-uh.
[Screeching]
Michiru: Ooh! [Coughs] B-B-Brr!
Sora: Uh, hey. Thanks.
Michiru: Oh. No problem.
Sora: Feels like wool.
Michiru: Yeah.
Sora: Where'd you get it?
Michiru: Krystal made it.
Sora: Oh, she knits?
Michiru: Crochets.
Sora: Crochets? Nice.
Michiru: Thanks.
[Ribbit]
[Ribbit Ribbit]
Sora: So... So, I was thinking that when I got back to Tokyo, we'd, uh... I mean, there's lots of hilltops, and maybe I might, you know... I-I might...
Michiru: Are you saying that... you're accepting my offer?
Sora: Oh, well, I-I...
Michiru: Because you know that means you're doing something nice for something else.
Sora: No, I know that. I know.
Michiru: And you're all right with that?
Sora: Yes. [Michiru hard at him then holds out her hand and then Sora holds out his paw and Michiru pulls back] What?
Michiru: Don't shake unless you mean it. (they shake) All right. Let's get you back to the palace. Oh, by the way, thanks.
Sora: (smugly) No... thank you.
-Later-
Michiru: OK. Once we cross this bridge, it's only an hour to the hospital.
Sora: Good, because believe it or not, after that, I think I need a bath.
Michiru: I believe it.
Sora: What was that?
Michiru: Nothing.
(falls through a rotting board and gets caught in the vines under the bridge)
Michiru: Ohh! Whoa! Sora! Sora!
Sora: Yeah?
Michiru: Quick, help me up!
Sora: No. I don't think I will.
Michiru: You're going to leave me here?
Sora: Well, I was going to have you in prison for life, but I kind of like this better.
Michiru: I thought you've changed for the better.
Sora: Oh, come on. I had to say something to get you to take me back to the city.
Michiru: So all of it was a lie?
Sora: Well, yeah. No, wait. Uh, yeah, yeah. It all was a lie. Toodles.
Michiru: We shook hands on it! [Echoes]
Sora: (coming back) You know, the funny thing about about shaking hands is... you need hands, not paws. Ha! OK. Buh-bye. (falls through boards and also gets caught in the vines) Aah!
Michiru: Are you OK? Are you all right?
Sora: Yeah. Yeah. I think I'm all right.
Michiru: Good! (punches him) That's for going back on your promise!
Sora: (hits her back) Yeah. That's for kidnapping me and taking me to Fox McCloud's house... which I regret being there, by the way. Ah ha ha ha! No touchy. Ooh!
Michiru: Why did I risk my life for a selfish jerk like you? I was always taught that there was good in everyone, but ooh, you proved me wrong.
Sora: Oh, boohoo. Now I feel really bad. Bad lion.
Michiru: I could've let you die out there in that jungle, and then all my problems would be over.
Sora: Well, that makes you cute and stupid.
Michiru: Let's end this.
Sora: Ladies first.
[Bell Dings]
Michiru: Aah!
Sora: Yaah!
(They fly at each other and begin fighting. The vines break and they fall down into a crevice. If they fall anymore they will fall into the river and be eaten by crocodiles.)
Sora: Ohh!
Both: Aah!
[Both Screaming]
Both: Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
Michiru: Whoa!
Sora: Ohh!
[Alligators Roar]
Sora: What are we gonna do? Aah! What are we gonna do? We're gonna die! We're gonna die! That's it for me!
Michiru: No, we're not. Calm down. I have an idea. Give me your arm. (links arms) OK, now the other one. When I say go, push against my back, and we'll walk up the hill. Ready? Go. (pushes back and Sora is slammed up against the crevice wall.)
Sora: Ow! You did that on purpose. Aah!
Michiru: No, I didn't! Now, we're gonna have to work together to get out of this, so follow my lead. Ready? Right foot.
Sora: Whose right? Your right or mine?
Michiru: I don't care. Mine.
Sora: Well, why yours?
Michiru: OK, your right! Ready?
Sora: OK, got it.
Michiru: OK, right. Left. Right.
(They begin to climb out of the crevice)
Sora: Ha ha! Look, we're moving!
[Roar]
Sora: Aah!
Michiru: Don't look down! Now, stay with me. Stay with me. Right. Left. Right. Left. Right. Left. Right!
Sora: Now what, genius?
Michiru: Working on it. OK, here's the deal. Stretch out your neck, and I'll grab the rope.
Sora: How do I know you won't let me fall after you grab the rope?
Michiru: You're just gonna have to trust me!
Sora: [Strains] You know, it's a good thing you're not a big, fat lady, or this would be really difficult. Aah! Aah!
Michiru: Almost. Got it! It's stuck.
Sora: Take your time. No hurry here. (scorpions fall into his fur) Scorpions! Aah ha ha!
Michiru: Sora!
(Sora scrambles and gets his mouth stuck in an opening in the wall. The scorpions make their way to Michiru who slams back against the wall to kill them. The banging wakes up the bats that live in the cave. Since Sora's mouth is blocking the entrance, they all fly into his mouth until he's pushed back from the opening and they can fly out.)
Sora: Aah! Oh, no!
Michiru: Uhh! Aah! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!
Sora: Huh? Aah! Aah!
Michiru: Whoa!
[Both Laugh]
[Rumbling]
Sora: Huh? (The momentum makes Sora fly up the rest of the way to the top of the canyon wall, pulling Michiru with him.)
Sora: Look out! (he pulls Michiru back from the crumbling canyon wall.)
Michiru: Ohh! Ohh.
Sora: Whoo-hoo! Yeah! Ooh, look at me and my bad self. I snatched you right out of the air. "Ooh, I'm a crumbly canyon wall, and I'm taking you with me." Well, not today, pal. Uh-huh. Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh. Uh-huh.
Michiru: You just saved my life.
Sora: Huh? So?
Michiru: I knew it.
Sora: Knew what?
Michiru: That there is some good in you after all.
Sora: Oh, no.
Michiru: Admit it.
Sora: Wrong.
Michiru: Yes, there is.
Sora: Nuh-uh.
Michiru: I think there is.
Sora: Nuh-uh!
Michiru: Hey, you could've let me fall.
Sora: Come on, what's the big deal? Nobody's that heartless. [Gasps] Don't read too much into it. It was a one-time thing.
Michiru: Right. Sure. Well, we better get going. With that bridge out, it's a 4-day walk to the hosptial.
Sora: What? You mean you're still taking me back?
Michiru: I shook on it, didn't I?
Sora: Well, yeah, but I hope you realize that doesn't change a thing. I'm still opening the Nintendo Museum when I get back.
Pacha: Well, 4 days is a long time. Who knows? Maybe you'll change your mind.
Sora: Uh-huh. 4 days. What are the chances of you carrying me? Not good.
-Elsewhere in the Woods-
Yzma: No, no, no! We've searched every town and city in Japan and still no sign of Sora. Where is he? (into intercom) Kronk!
Kronk: (into intercom) Kronk here.
Yzma: (into intercom) I'm getting tired. Pull over.
Kronk: (into intercom) Sure thing. Kronk out. (We pull back as he comes to a stop and Yzma steps out from a tent he's carrying on his back. She proceeds to walk hard with her heels on his back and his hand.) Ooh! Aah! Aah! Ohh!
Yzma: [Straining] Perfect. These are my best shoes. I hate this forest.
[Insects Buzzing]
Kronk: Oh, look. A golden-throated small-winged warbler. Just one more for exotic bird bingo.
Yzma: Aah!
Kronk: I am loving this.
Yzma: [Gasps]
Bucky: [Chatters]
Yzma: Get away from me! Uhh.
Bucky: [Chatters]
Kronk: Yeah. Tell me about it.
Bucky: [Chatters]
Kronk: No, no, it's not you. She's not the easiest person to get close to. There's a wall there. Trust me.
Yzma: Are you talking to that squirrel?
Kronk: I was a junior chipmunk. I had to be versed in the woodland creatures. Please continue.
Bucky: [Chatters]
Yzma: Aah! Why me? Why me?
Kronk: Hey, it doesn't always have to be about you. This poor little guy has had it rough. Seems a Lion Beastman gave him a hard time the other day.
Yzma: (quickly moves to stand beside Kronk) Oh, a lion Beastman? Ha ha ha ha! Do tell. Heh heh heh heh!
Bucky: [Chatters] (Bucky turns his back on Yzma.)
Kronk: Uh, he doesn't really want to talk to you.
Yzma: Well, then you ask him.
Kronk: [Sighs] I hate being in the middle. Squeaky, uh... squeak, squeaker, squeakin'.
Bucky: [Chatters] Aah!
Kronk: Jaguars? No kidding? Brutal.
Bucky: [Chattering] (He then realizes that Yzma is listening and he stops talking.)
Kronk: Uh, could you give us a little room here?
Yzma: Uh, sorry.
Bucky: Uh-uh.
Kronk: A little bit more, please.
Yzma: How is this?
Bucky: [Chatters]
Kronk: Yeah, that's good.
Yzma: Now ask him which way the lion Beastman went!
Kronk: Uh, squeakity-squeak, squeakin'.
Bucky: [Chatters]
-Woods-
Michiru: Low blood sugar, huh?
Sora: Yeah. It's a curse. Ha.
Michiru: Well, as soon as we get something to eat, you're walking the rest of the way.
-Mudka's Meat Hut-
(They arrive, but there is a suspicious sign over the door that states 'No Beastmen'. They look at each other and think. Then they decide to shapeshift into human form)
Waitress: [Sighs] Welcome to Mudka's Meat Hut, home of the mug...
Sora: [chuckles]
Waitress: ...of meat. What'll it be?
Michiru: Ahem. We'll have 2 specials. Is that all right, babe?
Sora: Oh, whatever you say, babe. You know what I like.
Michiru: Hee hee hee. We're on a date.
Waitress: Bless you for coming out in public. So that's 2 specials.
Sora: And an onion log. Uh… To split. [chuckles]
Waitress: Ordering! I need 2 heartburns and a deep-fried doorstop on table 12!
[Laughing]
Michiru: OK, so I'll admit this was a good idea.
Sora: When will you learn that all my ideas are good ones?
Michiru: That's funny, because I thought you going into the jungle by yourself, being chased by jaguars, lying to me to take you to the hospital were all really bad ideas.
Sora: Anything sounds bad when you say it with that attitude.
Waitress: Hot and crispy pillbug for the happy couple. Mazel tov.
Sora: [Sniffs]
[Splort]
Michiru: Sigh… When in Rome. [Slurping]
Sora: Ooh. Ugh. Bluh. Urp!
Michiru: Oh, here. Let me get that for you.
Sora: Bleaggh! Uck!
Michiru: Where are you going?
Sora: I'm just going to slip into the kitchen and have a word with the chef.
Michiru: You're gonna get us thrown out.
Sora: Please. With my shape shifting ability, I'm invisible.
Man: (watches Sora walk by then gives Michiru a thumbs up) Heh heh! (Michiru gives the thumbs up back.)
(Yzma and Kronk walk in and sit right behind Pacha.)
Yzma: We've been walking around in circles for who knows how long. That is the last time we take directions from a squirrel. I should have done away with Kuzco myself when I had the chance.
Michiru: [Coughing]
Kronk: Oh, you really gotta stop beating yourself up about that.
[Squeak] (Yzma knocks her fork down.)
Kronk: Uh-oh. I'll get you another one, Yzma. Yo.
Michiru: [Gasps]
Kronk: You using that fork there, pal? (Michiru hands him the fork) Hey, don't I know you?
Michiru: I don't think so.
Kronk: Wrestled you in high school?
Michiru: Don't remember that.
Kronk: Metal shop? I got it! Miss Narca's interpretive dance-2 semesters. I was usually in the back of my weak ankles. Come on, pal. You gotta help me out here.
Michiru: I don't think we've ever met, but I gotta go.
Kronk: Don't worry. I'll think of it.
-Kitchen-
(Sora is talking to the chef.)
Sora: Look, all I know is the food looked iffy. I'm not the only one that thinks that, I'm sure.
Michiru: Psst! Hey!
Sora: So I'm just checking to make sure you're going to take the main course up a notch.
-Dining Area-
Yzma: Is there anything on this menu that is not swimming in gravy?
Kronk: Hang on. I'll go ask the chef.
-Kitchen-
Sora: It's a simple question. Is there or is there not anything edible... on this menu?
Chef: Gah!
[Gasps]
Sora: Hey, I didn't ask him about dessert yet!
Kronk: Hey, pal, what's your policy on making special orders?
Chef: All right, buster, that's it! You want a special order, then you make it! I quit!
Kronk: Yeah, but I-
Chef: I try and I try, but there's no respect for anyone with vision. That's it! There's just nothing I can do about it!
Kronk: Please don't go.
Waitress: 3 pork combos, extra bacon on the side, 2 chili cheese samplers, a basket of liver and onion rings, a catch of the day, and a steak cut in the shape of a trout. You got all that, honey?
Kronk: 3 oinkers wearing pants, plate of hot air, basket of grandma's breakfast, and change the bull to a gill, got it.
Sora: What's going on?
Michiru: There's no time to explain. We gotta get out of here.
Yzma: What is he doing in there?
Michiru: Uhh! (lifts back door) Come on!
Sora: In a minute. I'm still hungry.
Michiru: No, Sora!
Sora: OK, I'll make it simple for you. I'll have a spinach omelet with wheat toast. You got it?
Kronk: Can do.
Yzma: What's taking so long?
Kronk: Pickup!
Yzma: Kronk! What are you doing?
Kronk: Kinda busy here.
Yzma: Why am I not surprised?
Kronk: Your order's up!
(From here on out every time Yzma and Sora speak, they come in the door to the kitchen and go right back out. Like as soon as one of them walks out the other walks in.)
Yzma: Ohh! Oh, well, while you're at it, make me the special. And hold the gravy!
Kronk: Check. Pickup!
Sora: You know what? On second thought, make my omelet a meat pie.
Kronk: Meat pie. Check.
Yzma: Kronk!
[Screech]
Yzma: Can I order the potatoes as a side dish?
Kronk: I'll have you to charge you full price.
Yzma: Ooh!
Sora: Hey, about a side of potatoes, my buddy?
Kronk: You got it. Want cheese on those potatoes?
Yzma: Thank you, Kronk. Cheddar will be fine.
Kronk: Cheddar spuds coming up.
Sora: Spuds yes, cheese no.
Kronk: Hold the cheese.
Yzma: No, I want the cheese.
Kronk: Cheese it is.
Sora: Cheese me no likee.
Kronk: Cheese out.
Yzma: Cheese in!
Kronk: Oh, come on, make up your mind!
Sora: OK, OK, on second thought...
Both: Make my potatoes a salad. (Sora ducks out before Yzma can see him. She rubs her ear to make sure that's she's not hearing double.)
-Dining Area-
(Yzma goes and sits down at her table. Sora is directly across from her. Every time one of them lowers their menu, the other raises it. Michiru sees this and goes over to the Waitress.)
[Slurp]
[Slurp]
Michiru: Excuse me. You see that woman over there? (whispers the rest to her)
Waitress: No problem, hon. We do that all the time.
-A few minutes later-
Waiters: 1, 2, 3, 4! Happy, happy birthday from all of us to you! We wish it was our birthday, so we could party, too! Happy, happy birthday, may all your dreams come true-
Kronk: Ha ha ha! It's your birthday?
-Outside-
Sora: [Grunting] What are you doing?
Michiru: Look, there's 2 people in there looking for you.
Sora: What?
Michiru: A big guy and a skinny old woman.
Sora: Wait. Was this woman scary beyond all reason?
Michiru: Oh, yeah.
Sora: That's Yzma and Kronk! I'm saved!
Michiru: Trust me, they're not here to save you.
Sora: They'll take me to the Sora. Thanks for your help. You've been great. I can take it from here.
Michiru: You don't understand. They're trying to kill you.
Sora: Kill me? Their whole world revolves around me.
Michiru: No. I can't let you!
Sora: What? Wha- Oh, I get it!
Michiru: What?
Sora: You don't want to take me to the hospital. You want to keep me stranded out here forever.
Michiru: No!
Sora: This has all been an act, and I almost fell for it.
Pacha: Will you just listen to me-
Sora: No, no, you listen to me. All you care about is your stupid home dimension!
Michiru: What?
Sora: You don't care about me. Now, just get out of here. Go!
Michiru: But-
Sora: Go on! Get outta here!
Michiru: Fine! Hmph!
-A minute later Yzma and Kronk come walking up.-
Yzma: Oh, this entire mess is all your fault.
Kronk: What'd I do?
Yzma: If you hadn't mixed up those poisons, Sora would be dead now! There'll be no more diversions until we track that lion down and kill him!
Kronk: Said I was sorry. Can't just let it go. Not even your birthday.
Yzma: Sora must be eliminated. The world will finally be rid of that useless slug.
Kronk: You got a point. Nobody really seems to care that he's gone, do they?
(Sora hears all of this then runs off looking for Michiru.)
Sora: Michiru! Michiru!? [Sighs]
[Thundering]
[Thunder]
-alley-
(We have now reached the point in the movie where we came in, in the beginning.)
Sora [narrating]: So this is where you came in. See, just like I said, I'm the victim here. I didn't do anything, and they ruined my life and took everything I had.
Sora: Hey, give it a rest up there, will you?
Sora [narrating]: What? I'm just telling them what happened.
Sora: Who are you kidding? They saw the whole thing, they know what happened.
Sora [narrating]: Well, yeah, but...
Sora: Just leave me alone.
Kronk: [Snoring] [Gasps] The girl at the diner! She didn't pay her check. [Snoring] That was Michiru Kagemori who I saw with Fox McCloud leaving the city who disappeared into the crowd with Sora on the back of his truck. He must have taken him back to his neighborhood, so if we find the neighborhood, and if we find Michiru, we find Fox, and if we find Fox, we find Sora. Oh, yeah, it's all comin' together. Yzma!
Yzma: What?!
(Yzma sits up and she's got this goop all over her face, and cucumbers on her eyes.)
Kronk: Aah!
Yzma: This had better be good!
-Alley-
(Sora is sitting in box with "Anima City 2: Temporary Beastman Exclusion Zone" written in marker)
[Birds Chirping]
Sora: [Sighs]
Michiru: (Talking to her fans) So, there we were standing on the dliff, and the ground started to rumble. And just as it started to go, he grabbed me before I fell. Do you believe that? You know, call me crazy for following this guy all the way out here, but as much as he tries to deny it, I know there's still some good in him. Besides, I couldn't just leave him out here all alone. He's a dumb lion. I mean, a really dumb lion.
Sora: Hey, listen, Michiru, you know, what I said to you back at the diner, that-that- I-I didn't really...
Michiru: So...you tired of being a Beastman?
Sora: [Sniffles] [Crying] Ye-ee-ee-es! [Sniff]
-Fox McCloud's Neighborhood-
Michiru: Okay, we're just gonna stop at the McCloud house and get some supplies.
Sora: Then we'll be on our way, right?
Michiru: Right.
Panther: Hey, Michiru. You just missed your fan club.
Michiru: My fan club?
Miyu: Yeah. We just sent them up to your house.
Michiru: Wait… What did they look like?
Miyu: See, there was this big guy and this older woman who was... How would you describe her?
Panther: Scary beyond all reason.
Miyu: Yeah, that's it.
(Fox McCloud's House)
Krystal: So, remind me again how you're related to Michiru?
Yzma: Why, I'm the president of the BNA: Brand New Animal fan club. Heh heh. The past president. [Sips]
Krystal: Uh-huh.
Yzma: Isn't that right, Kronk?
(Kronk, Sabrina, and Marcus are playing Smash Bros. on their Nintendo Switch.)
Sabrina: I'll beat you.
Kronk: No, I'll beat you.
Krystal: You know, I am so sorry that you had to come all this way, but as I said to you before, you may recall, Michiru is not here. I'll be sure and tell her you came by.
Yzma: Oh, would you, please? That would be just great. (gestures to widely and her cup goes flying and hits the floor.) Oops. Silly me.
Krystal: No, no. Allow me.
Yzma: She's hiding something. When I give the word, we search the house.
Kronk: OK, but I still have three minutes to go.
Yzma: Grr! So, while we're waiting for Mickaroo-
Krystal: Michiru.
Yzma: Oh, yes. Perhaps we can have a tour of your lovely home.
Krystal: You know, why don't you just come back when Michiru gets here? I'm sure she'd love to show you the... (sees Michiru in the window) [Stammers] Excuse me, won't you? I think I left something in the oven.
Kronk: This is my mode of Smash Bros. 10 lives, 999 Stamina.
Yzma: Kronk, it's time!
Kronk: OK!
(Kronk hands Yzma a Gamecube Controller and they are all playing Smash Bros.)
Yzma: Ohh!
-Kitchen-
Michiru: So, we have to get to the Hospital, find the lab, and change him back.
Fox: Why? Where is he?
Sora: Hey! (Krystal hits him with a frying pan and he falls over.) Aah!
Michiru: That was him.
Krystal: Whoops.
(Yzma is going through the closet while Marcus watches.)
Marcus: You know what? I don't believe you're into BNA. You're more like into many many many...
Krystal: Go. I'll stall them long enough for you three to get a head start.
Fox: Thanks, honey.
Michiru: Yeah, thanks!
Sora: You have a lovely wife, Fox. They're both very pretty.
-Living Room-
Marcus: Many Many...
Yzma: Grr! All right! Are you through?
Marcus: ...Anime.
Krystal: So, where were we?
Yzma: Listen, sister, we're not leaving until-
Krystal: I show you the house. Of course.
-Road-
Sora: Hey Fox, Was it a good idea to leave your family with those two?
Fox: Oh, don't worry. They can handle themselves.
-Fox's Living Room-
Krystal: What do you mean, the door is stuck? Try jiggling the handle.
Yzma: There is no handle in here.
Krystal: There's not? Are you sure?
Yzma: All right, I've had enough of this. Tell us where the lion Beastman is and we'll burn your house to the ground.
Kronk: Uh, don't you mean "or"?
Yzma: [Sighs] Tell us where the lion Beastman is or we'll burn your house to the ground.
Sabrina: Well, which is it? That seems a pretty crucial conjuction.
Yzma: That's it! Kronk, break the door down!
Kronk: Break it down? Are you kidding me? This is hand-carved mahogany.
Yzma: I don't care, you fool. Get out of my way. I'll break it down myself. A-one...
Krystal: OK, kids, you know what to do.
Yzma: 2...
Both: Right, Mom!
Yzma: 3! Aah!
(They open the door, and Yzma comes running out, she slides on a wet floor and goes flying out the front door into a wheel barrow which goes right down the hill. Marcus holds up a can of tar and Yzma goes flying through it. Further down the hill Sabrina holds up a pillow. Yzma hits it and is now covered in feathers. The wheel barrow hits a rock and Yzma goes flying towards a tree where a pinata is hung up for the children to hit. She knocks it out of the way, and is now the pinata.)
Woman: OK, children, on your mark, get set, go!
[Giggling]
Yzma: Ow! Ow! Stop it, you little brats! Huh? Ow! Oh, there they go, Kronk! They're getting away!
Kronk: Ha ha ha! Well, I had a great time. Let's not wait until the next family reunion to get together.
Yzma: Kronk!
Kronk: I, uh, I gotta run.
(Shot of both pairs of them racing back to the palace. There are red dots for Sora, Michiru and Fox, and blue triangles for Yzma and Kronk. Yzma and Kronk look down and see the red dots, they look behind them and see the blue triangles, then they look at each other and shrug. Fox, drives Michiru and Kuzco over a bridge under construction and hope that Yzma and Kronk can't follow. That's cool though, because apparently there is a flying device in Kronk's tent. They put on goggles like pilots used to wear and Kronk hits a button and wings pop out. They get partially over the canyon and out of nowhere a bolt of lightening hits the flying machine and they go down. Fox, Michiru and Sora continue on to the palace.)
-Hospital, Yzma's chambers-
Sora: (Sora walks in sopping wet with a crocodile clamped onto his back end. He kicks the croc and it runs away.) OK, why does she even have that lever?
[Yelps]
Skull: Please remain seated and keep your arms and legs in at all times.
Michiru: Aah!
Sora: Huh?
-Secret Lab-
Michiru: What does it look like?
Sora: I don't know. Just keep looking.
Michiru: Over here! That medicince has to be here. Covid, flu, GASP! Beastmanitis!
(Then Michiru sees that it is gone)
Yzma: Oh, my. Looking for this? (holds up a vial)
Sora: No! It can't be! How did you get back here before us?
Yzma: Uh...how did we, Kronk?
Kronk: Well, you got me. (from out of nowhere he pulls down a map that shows them falling into the river after the lightening strike) By all accounts, it doesn't make sense.
Yzma: Oh, well, back to business.
Sora: OK, I admit it. Maybe I wasn't as nice I should have been, but, Yzma, do you really want to kill me?
Yzma: Just think of it as you're being let go, that your life's going in a different direction, that your body's part of a permanent outplacement.
Kronk: Hey, that's kind of like what we said to you when you got fired.
Yzma: I know. It's called a cruel irony- like my dependence on you.
Sora: I can't believe this is happening!
Yzma: Then I bet you weren't expecting this. (begins to lift up her dress)
Kuzco: No!
Michiru: Aah! (reveals a knife in her garter)
Yzma: Aha!
Kuzco: [Sighs] Oh, OK.
Yzma: Ha ha! (to Kronk as she tosses him the knife) Finish them off.
Kronk devil: Hey, you're not backing down now, are you, big guy?
Kronk: Uh, where's the other guy? (The shoulder angel shows up and he's having his hair done. He's sitting in a hair dryer like in a beauty salon.) Yo!
Kronk angel: (hops up) Sorry I'm late. So, what'd I miss?
Kronk: Well, Yzma just tossed me this knife and asked me to, you know, take them out. Then this guy popped up and we waited for you, and quite honestly-
Yzma: Kronk! Why did I think you could do this? This one simple thing. It's like I'm talking to a monkey.
Kronk angel: Whoa now.
Yzma: A really, really big stupid monkey named Kronk!
Kronk devil: Ouch.
Yzma: And do you want to know something else? I've never liked your spinach puffs. Never!
Kronk: [Sobs]
Kronk devil: That's it. She's going down.
Kronk angel: Now, now, remember, guys. From above, the wicked shall receive their just reward.
(They all look up and see the chandelier hanging right above Yzma.)
All: That'll work.
(Kronk cuts the rope but Yzma is so skinny that she fits right through the middle of the chandelier.)
Kronk: Strange. That usually works.
Yzma: And so does this! (pulls the lever)
Kronk: Ah. Should have seen that coming. Whoa! (falls through the opening in the floor)
Yzma: Aah! Give me that vial!
Michiru: Oof!
Yzma: Ah! Ha ha! Aah! (tips over the shelves with the vials, now there are hundreds of them on the floor.) Oops. Clumsy me. Which one? Which one?
Michiru: I know! This one! You really did label this medicine for Sora's Beastmanitis!
(Yzma pushes a button) [Alarm Sounds]
Yzma: Too late. I'm expecting company. (A drone takes the vile from Michiru)
Michiru: Huh?
(Beast hunters appear from a portal from Michiru's dimension)
Yzma: Kill them! They're Beastmen!
Sora: Uh, oh!
Hunter: You heard her! Get em'!
Sora: No! I'm not really a Beastman! It's me, Sora! They're not listening to me!
Michiru: Forget it! Just run!
Hunters: Yaah! Yaah!
(Vials are thrown and the Beast hunters get changed into Beastmen)
Yzma: Get them!
Tiger hunter: Hey, I've been turned into a tiger. Can I go home?
Yzma: You're excused. Anyone else?
All: No, we're good.
Yzma: Get them!
Michiru: Ohh! Wait! Maybe you have the same powers as me.
Sora: What?!
Michiru: Woah! Cheetah Speed!
[Screech]
[Yelling]
Michiru: Sora, wait!
Sora: Aah!
Michiru: Oh, please tell me you have wings.
(and yes, Sora does have wings, Dragon wings)
Sora: Hey! I've got wings! (Wings get clamped together) Uh-oh!
[Hunters Yelling]
Sora: We're not getting anywhere with you telling me what powers I have. I'm figuring it out!
Michiru: Fine by me!
(Sora grows gorilla arms)
Sora: Awesome! (pounds the bridge, then it collapses) Aah!
Michiru: Aah!
Yzma: Quick! Drain the canals!
Michiru: Sora!
Kuzco: Yeah! We made it! Wait... We didn't get the medicine.
[Blorp]
Both: Aah!
Yzma: There they go! After them!
Lizard Beast hunter: Come on, men! Nobody lives forever! Charge!
Hunters: Aah!
Yzma: Grr! Aah!
Michiru: Got it! Wait, two of them? Oh, the real one's gotta be one of these.
Michiru: No!
Yzma?: Ha ha ha ha! Ah ha ha ha ha!
(Yzma gets turned into a kitten.)
Yzma kitty: Meow.
Sora: I'll take that.
Michiru: This is the one. This'll change you back into a human.
(Yzma launches herself at him and he drops the vial.)
Sora: Ow! Hey, get her off!
Michriu: Whoa!
Sora: Get her off me!
[Yzma Snarling]
Sora: Aah! Ow!
[Groans]
Michiru: Take the medicine!
Sora: OK, OK! Aah! Where did it go? Where is it?
Yzma kitty: [Squeaky] Looking for this? Is that my voice? [Coughs] Is that my voice? Oh, well.
Sora: No! Don't drop it!
Yzma kitty: I'm not going to drop it, you fool! I'm going to drink it! And once I turn back into my beautiful self, I'm going to kill you! Ha ha ha! [Grunting]
Sora: Aah!
(Yzma goes to open the vial, but she can't get the stopper out. She ends up falling over the edge and falling.)
Yzma kitty: Aah! Uh-oh. Aah!
Michiru: (falls over the edge, but manages to hang on by her fingertips.) Uhh! Whoa! Uhh! Oh-oh-oh! Sora!
Sora: Be right there! Give me a minute! Uhh! Uhh! Uhh! (tries to reach the vial before it falls too)
Michiru: Sora! Whoa! Sora! (Sora catches her before she falls) Aah! Oh.
Sora: You do realize you have wings, right?
Michiru: Heh! GASP! The vial!
Yzma kitty: Aah!
-Front Gate-
Guard: For the last time, we did not order a giant trampoline.
Man: You know, pal, you could have told me that before I set it up.
Yzma kitty: Aah! (hits the trampoline and goes back up) Uhh- Huh? Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha! Hoo hoo hee hee ha ha ha-
Michiru: The vial! You thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?
(They link arms and begin to climb up to the vial, but Yzma gets there first.)
Yzma kitty: Ah ha ha ha ha! I win.
Kronk: Whoa.
Michiru: (catches the vial) Got it!
Kronk: What are the odds of that trapdoor leading me out here?
Michiru: Yeah! Uhh. [Clears Throat] Here, uh, let me get this for you.
Sora: Well, see ya on the other side.
(Young Xehanort appears out of nowhere and snatches Sora's medicine from his paw)
Young Xehnaort: Not so fast!
Sora: Xehanort?!
Young Xehanort: You are in the Ultima-Other-Dimension-ator, Sora and Michiru. Soon this world will collide with other worlds.
Sora: Not if I can help it!
(Sora and Young Xehanort fought each other in the their final battle. Michiru rooted for him, motivating him to win. But, Xehanort nearly won.)
Young Xehanort: You're just a human. Why not take your medicine?
Sora: Because whether I'm a dude, or whether I'm a Beastman… or a human? It doesn't make a difference! I decide what's normal. I decide how I'm going to live, whether it's woke or not! If I want to be human then I should be human! But I don't! Not anymore!
(Sora punches Xehanort with his gorilla arms as he gets rammed into the manual controls of the dimension-ator)
Michiru: Sora… that was beautiful.
Sora: Michiru… I just realized. I'm fine the way I am right now. And you what? I like myself the way I am now.
(Michiru smiles, for she is happy to see Sora accept his condition.)
Sora: I'll help you get back home… somehow.
Young Xehanort: Ha ha ha ha ha! Don't you get it, Michiru?
Michiru: He's talking to me, right?
Young Xehanort: Your world is no more!
Michiru: GASP! No…
Young Xehanort: You need to restore it, first.
(Sora and Michiru look at each other, worried)
Young Xehanort: Welcome… to the Disney-verse!
Michiru: Noooooo!
-Will Sora help Michiru restore her world?-
KINGDOM HEARTS BNA: Into The Disney-Verse
THE END
Sora and Michiru will return in…
KINGDOM HEARTS BNA PLUS
An Oath to Return
KINGDOM HEARTS