If the knights of Orillia can sing this classic song from Mulan as they go about their duties and practicing their skills, let's see what the knights of Enchancia can do with it as they do the same thing! As they watch Sir Finnegan teach James about how to be a knight, the other knights could also tell him about one of the most important parts of knight training: rescuing damsels in distress! James is already thinking about Vivian, but the knights don't know it yet, since they're all caught up in their own fantasies. I only own Sir Alfred and Sir Eric. Mulan is not mine.
Knights: For a long time, we've been marching off to battle
Sir Alfred: In our thund'ring herd,
We feel a lot like cattle
Knights: Like the pounding beat,
Our aching feet aren't easy to ignore
Sir Eric: Hey, think of instead
A girl worth fighting for
James (spoken): A girl?
Sir Eric: That's what I said: a girl worth fighting for
I want her paler than the moon
With eyes that shine like stars
Sir Alfred: My girl will marvel at my strength, adore my battle scars
Sir Finnegan: I couldn't care less what she'll wear or what she looks like
It all depends on what she cooks like
Beef, pork, chicken... or grilled cheese sandwiches!
Mmm...
Sir Maxwell: Bet the local girls thought you were quite the charmer
Sir Bartelby: And I'll bet the ladies love a man in armor
Knights: You can guess what we have missed the most since we went off to war
Sir Alfred: What do we want?
Knights: A girl worth fighting for
Sir Maxwell: My girl will think I have no faults
James: That I'm a major find
Sofia (spoken as she watches them): Uh... How 'bout a girl who's got a brain
Who always speaks her mind?
Sir Alfred/Sir Eric/Sir Finnegan/Sir Maxwell/Sir Bartelby/James: Nah!
Sir Eric: My manly ways and turn of phrase are sure to thrill her
Sir Finnegan: He thinks he's such a lady killer
James (thinking of Vivian): I have a girl back home who's unlike any other
Sir Eric: Yeah, the only girl who'd love him is his mother
Sir Finnegan (spoken): You'll find a girl soon enough, Little Prince, there's lots of time!
Knights: But when we come home in victory, they'll line up at the door
Sir Bartelby: What do we want?
Knights: A girl worth fighting for
Sir Alfred: Wish that I had
Everyone: A girl worth fighting for
A girl worth fighting...