WOOO! It's Friday night on January 3rd, 2025 and the first Friday Night BreakDown of 2025 is about to begin. Tonight's BreakDown is being held in Atlanta, George, the city which houses the headquarters of the Multiversal Wrestling Association.
For those that arrived in StateFarm Arena before the show is on the air, there's a quick untelevised match between Dale Gribble and Ed. Dale picks up a victory over Good Burger's best cashier, then climbs up onto the top turnbuckle and starts hyping up the already excited Atlanta crowd.
Now it's time for the real action to begin.
"Metalingus" by Alter Bridge (the song known for being used by Edge in WWE, which is now the theme song of BreakDown) blasts throughout the arena, and the intro begins. A montage shows of BreakDown's greatest superstars executing amazing finishers and high-flying stunts.
As soon as the show is on television and the intro is over, earth-shattering pyrotechnics erupt in front of the titantron. The crowd is going nuts!
And already standing in the middle of the ring, holding a microphone, is the chairman of the Multiversal Wrestling Association himself, is Hank Force! Once a decorated wrestling champion, he is now the proud owner of the MWA, the trillion-dollar wrestling association which, over the years, has signed wrestlers from all different universes and time periods.
"LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!" Force yells into the microphone. "Welcome to the MWA!"
The crowd goes wild!
"And now, without further ado, it is time for BreakDown!"
More fireworks erupt from the ring posts.
"The following match is scheduled for one fall. The winner of this match will become the number-one contender for the MWA Championship. Introducing first, weighing in at 251 pounds, Peacemaker!"
To John Cena's iconic theme, out comes Peacemaker, a known master of combat. He does the "You Can't See Me" gesture to the camera as he steps down the entrance ramp.
Micheal Cole is already sitting at the announce table, while Hank Force, the other commentator, is still standing in the ring. Although Peacemaker is determined to win, he is not smiling like he usually does. In fact, he is in quite a bad mood. Not long ago, Peacemaker was the highest-ranking talent in the MWA and the holder of the MWA Championship. But at Survivor Series the previous November, he was dethroned and lost his prized title to North Korean dictator current MWA Champion Kim Jong Un. He has not been seen since, so the crowd is ecstatic for Peacemaker's return.
"And his opponent, residing in Arlen, Texas," yells Force. "Hank Hill!"
Hank Hill makes his way onto the ramp, with the King of the Hill opening theme as his entrance music. Hank Force steps out of the ring and sits down at the announce table next to Micheal Cole.
"Well, folks, I think we are in for quite a night!" he says, his voice now broadcast on TV.
"You said it," says Cole. "Peacemaker hasn't been seen in MWA since he lost his championship at Survivor Series, but here he is again."
"And who knows?" Force adds. "This match isn't an ordinary match, no. It's for the position of number-one contender. And we've just received word that Kim Jong Un will be fighting in the main event tonight, his opponent the winner of this match. So if Peacemaker can beat Hank Hill, he'll have an opportunity to regain his gold."
"Hank Hill, as we can see, is making his way to the ring. He was a decorated champion back in his hometown of Arlen, and he's bene on a role ever since he worked his way up to MWA."
Hill and Peacemaker are standing on opposite sides of the ring. The bell goes off to begin the match. DING-DING-DING!
"Here we go!" Cole exclaims. "Our first televised match of 2025 is under way."
Hank Hill flings himself off the ropes and charges at Peacemaker. But Peacemaker counters and, with Hill's momentum, easily slams him down onto the mat.
"Oof! Right out the gate, an insane maneuver by Peacemaker!" says Hank Force.
"Hank Hill's in positon for the pin already."
Instead of pinning him, however, Peacemaker hits Hank Hill with an atomic leg drop, Hulk Hogan-style.
He picks up Hill and shoves him into the turnbuckle, then starts hitting an array of strikes. Peacemaker then launches Hank Hill across the ring. Hank bounces off the ropes, and Peacemaker tries to clothesline him, but he ducks under. He grabs Peacemaker around the waste and wipes him out with a German suplex.
"That's gotta hurt!"
"Yeah! What better way to ring in the New Year than with a broken spine?"
Hill rolls up Peacemaker for the pin.
"This might be an easy win for Hank Hill," says Hank Force.
The referee gets down and starts the three-count. Luckily, Peacemaker kicks out at two.
"Ooh, a kickout at two."
"Would've been the upset of the century. If Peacemaker wants to fight Kim Jong for that world title, he's gonna have to go through Hank Hill first."
"Yeah," Force begins. "Peacemaker might be a master of hand-to-hand combat, but Hank Hill grew up out in the Texan countryside. He has worked hard to get to this point, and he's not gonna let Peacemaker stop him."
Hill throws Peacemaker into the corner. He then runs at him and hits a boot right to his face.
But Peacemaker pushes him away. Peacemaker gets out of the corner and charges at Hank Hill. However, Hill ducks down, grabs Peacemaker by the legs, and slams him face-first onto the mat.
He picks up Peacemaker and tries to throw him over the ropes. But Peacemaker escapes and lifts up Hank Hill, then slams him with a mighty powerbomb.
"Wham! Quite a powerbomb from Peacemaker!"
"Now Peacemaker going for the pin himself!"
One… two… kickout. Hank Hill escapes.
But not for long. Peacemaker picks him back up and knocks him out with a headbutt. With his metal helmet, it nearly gives Hill a concussion.
Still, Hank Hill stabilizes himself on the ropes, then takes down Peacemaker with a roundhouse kick.
He climbs to the top rops and jumps off for a frog splash down onto his opponent. He then gets Peacemaker into a submission hold. Peacemaker does not tap out and instead slips out. He grabs Hank Hill by the head and strikes his cranium.
Peacemaker stands Hill up and punches him right in the face. The two start brawling near the side of the ring, exchanging blows. CRUNCH! WHAM! BAM!
"These two are really going at it!" says Micheal Cole.
After they strike back and forth for a bit, Hank Hill slams Peacemaker's face right into the top turnbuckle in the corner of the ring. He throws an array of punches to Peacemaker.
For the next few minutes, the fight goes back and forth. Hank Hill and Peacemaker exchange moves, but neither of them can pin the other for the entirety of the three-count.
However, that doesn't make them any less determined, and Hank Hill goes up to the top ropes. He jumps down at Peacemaker, but Peacemaker catches him out of mid-air and gets him into position for his finisher, the Attitude Adjustment.
"Uh oh!" Micheal Cole screams. "He's looking for the Attitude Adjustment, and…"
But Hill escapes and throws a big kick to Peacemaker's face.
"But no!" says Hank Force. "Hank Hill's made his way out, and now he's lifting up Peacemaker…"
"Getting him into position for a finisher of his own."
Hank Hill gets Peacemaker above his head, then…
PILEDRIVER! He drives Peacemaker head-first onto the mat!"
"That's gotta hurt!"
"You're right. Here goes Hank Hill with the pin."
Hill pins Peacemaker and the referee starts the count.
"One… two… three!" DING-DING-DING!
"Oh my God! Hank Hill has defeated the former MWA Champion!"
"Crap!" Force says. "What an upset!"
"Here is your winner, and the number-one contender for the MWA Championship…" the ring announcer (not Hank Force) yells. "Hank Hill!"
Hank Hill celebrates his victory as Peacemaker crawls out of the ring.
Result: Hank Hill def. Peacemaker by pinfall.
After the commercial break, Captain Underpants, the holder of the Intergalactic Championship, is standing backstage. His title belt is around his waste.
"So, Captain," an interviewer asks him. "How does it feel to have won the Intergalactic Championship from Steve last week on BreakDown?"
"Well," says Captain Underpants. "It's great! This is my first title reign in a couple years. Steve put up quite a fight last Friday, but he should've known that nothing can challenge the power of underpants!"
"You know you're gonna be defending the title against Patrick Star later tonight. Think you're ready?"
"You bet I am! I know I'm gonna be making a lot of new enemies now that I've got a title under my belt… or waistband, I should say… but I'm pretty confident that I'm gonna be able to…"
Suddenly, Steve from Minecraft rushes in (he doesn't look like a Minecraft character, he looks more like he does in the live action Minecraft movie, when he's played by Jack Black). Steve shoves Captain Underpants from behind, sending Captain Underpants to the ground.
He picks up Captain Underpants and throws him headfirst into the wall, then stomps off.
The TV feed cuts back to the announce desk, where Micheal Cole and Hank Force are sitting, ready for the next match of the night.
"Well, folks," says Cole. "Looks like we just saw a pretty brutal backstage beatdown a couple moments ago."
A slow-motion replay plays of Steve slamming Captain Underpants headfirst into the concrete.
"Yep. The Intergalactic Champion just got his head shoved right into the wall."
"Well, no time to talk about it no. Our next match is for the Multiversal Tag Team Championships."
The Mario Bros' theme song begins, and out come Mario and Luigi.
"Introducing the Multiversal Tag Team Champions, at a combined weight of 368 pounds, Mario and Luigi, the Mario Brothers!" yells the ring announcer.
The Marios walk down the entrance ramp and slide into the ring.
"Here come the Tag Team champs themselves," Hank Force says. "The Mario Bros have held those titles for six months straight, but the question is, can they defend them once more?"
"You're right. The Marios may be great high-flyers, but the Heffleys have lots of experience in the ring."
"And the challengers, at a combined weight of 365 pounds, the team of Greg and Rodrick Heffley, the Heffleys!"
Walking down the ramp are Greg Heffley and his brother Rodrick.
The Heffleys have been feuding with the Mario Bros over the tag team titles, and are looking to get the gold for the first time in their career.
DING-DING-DING!
The match begins with Greg and Mario in the ring.
"Here we go!" Micheal Cole says. "The match is under way!"
"This could be quite a night. We've got a tag team title match going on right now, an Intergalactic Title match between Captain Underpants and Patrick Star later, and don't forget, Hank Hill will be taking on Kim Jong Un for the MWA Championship in the main event."
Right out the gate, Greg Heffley jumps at Mario and takes him to the ground. Then he gets him into a Walls of Jericho (Boston crab).
Mario is close to tapping out, but he reaches the bottom rope and causes a rope break. Greg lets him go, then picks him up and hits several elbow strikes to his head. He then suplexes Mario and throws him across the ring.
Mario gets up and tags in Luigi. Luigi climbs up to the top turnbuckle and jumps off, flying right down onto Greg Heffley.
He goes for the pin.
"One… two…"
But Greg Heffley breaks out.
"Heffley has been in control for the most part, but Luigi almost steals the win."
"The Marios have held those tag team titles for pretty long, they're not gonna let the Heffleys break their streak."
"Yep," Cole agrees. "They came darn close last Friday on BreakDown, when they took on Calvin and Hobbes in a title defense. Calvin and Hobbes ended up winning by DQ, but since a title can't be won by disqualification, the Mario Bros kept their gold."
Luigi flings Greg into the ropes. Greg bounces off, and Luigi clotheslines him so hard, he nearly flips over.
"Wham! I doubt Greg Heffley's gonna be eating solid food after that impact!"
Once Greg Heffley can stand back up, Luigi dropkicks him, sending him stumbling over the ropes and to the ringside area.
Greg climbs back into the ring and tags in Rodrick.
"Uh oh. Here comes Rodrick, much more experienced than his younger brother. Rodrick was a former Intergalactic Champion before teaming up with Greg."
Rodrick tries to powerbomb Luigi, but Luigi counters it into an RKO.
"Whoa! Did you see that RKO out of mid-air?"
"Right. What a counter from Luigi, levelling out Rodrick."
Luigi climbs up to the second rope, and jumps down and curbstomps Rodrick.
"That's gotta hurt!"
"And now Luigi going for the pin."
But Rodrick kicks out and hits Luigi with a dropkick of his own.
He tags in Greg, and while Luigi is still recovering, Greg dropkicks him again.
Then Greg grabs Luigi by the shoulders and drives him into the ground with a DDT.
He pins Luigi in the corner and hits him with several punches. Greg then runs at him from the opposite side of the ring and boots him in the face.
"Greg back in control now."
"This battle has been going back and forth!"
Luigi is in the middle of the ring, and Greg Heffley runs at him. But he jumps out of the way and Greg bounces off the ropes, into the middle. Luigi knocks Greg out with a punch.
He tags in Mario.
Greg Heffley and Mario go at it for a few minutes. Eventually, Mario gets Greg into a submission hold. Greg is about to tap out. Luckily, he tags in Rodrick, who climbs in and gets Mario into a chokehold.
But Mario slips out and hits Rodrick with a Stunner. He then roundhouse kicks him in the head, knocking him down. Mario jumps off the second rope down onto Rodrick and goes for the pin. The referee gets down and starts the count.
"One… two…"
Rodrick kicks out. He starts throwing punches to Mario. Mario gets shoved into the corner, allowing Rodrick to dropkick him in the head.
"Now that's gotta hurt!"
"A dropkick from Rodrick, crushing Mario's head!"
Mario shoves Rodrick to the ground and tags in Luigi.
Luigi and Rodrick start hitting dropkicks and high-flying maneuvers to each other. Eventually, Rodrick is able to get Luigi to the ground and goes for the pin. But Luigi kicks out. Rodrick tags in Greg.
But as soon as Greg gets in the ring, Luigi picks him up and tries to powerbomb him. But Greg counters and takes out Luigi with a Canadian destroyer. Luigi gets up and tags Mario in, and then Mario climbs to the top turnbuckle. He leaps right off at Greg.
Greg jumps up and grabs Mario. He takes out Mario with an RKO in mid-air.
"RKO! RKO in mid-air!"
"That's gotta do it! Here goes Greg with the pin. We could have new tag team champions…"
"One… two… three!"
"He did it! Greg and Rodrick are the new Multiversal Tag Team Champions!"
Rodrick steps into the ring and the referee hands them their titles.
"Here are your winners, and the new Multiversal Tag Team Champions, the Heffleys!"
Result: The Heffleys def. The Mario Bros by pinfall to win the Multiversal Tag Team Championships.
"Man, that was amazing. Did you see that RKO from Greg Heffley at the end?"
"Yep. Greg caught Mario mid-jump and wiped him out to gain the titles."
The commercial break begins, and when it ends, Homer Simpson is making his entrance for the next match.
"Introducing first," says the ring announcer. "Weighing in at 260 pounds, Homer Simpson!"
"Well, this is a surprise," says Micheal Cole. "It's been a while since we've seen Homer. He's a former world champion, so I'm sure he'll put up quite a fight."
"You said it. We just have to find out who his opponent's gonna be."
"And his opponent, weighing in at 270 pounds, Peter Griffin!"
"Well if it isn't Homer's old rival. These two have fought countless times."
"I can't wait to see this battle."
Peter Griffin steps through the ropes and into the ring, where Homer Simpson is waiting. The bell goes off.
Homer grabs onto Peter Griffin, looking to take him down, but Griffin counters and throws him to the ground. He does a leg drop onto Homer's chest. Peter gets Homer into position for a powerbomb, but Homer headbutts him in the groin.
This hurts Peter Griffin pretty bad and gives Homer the opportunity to lay him out with a clothesline. Then Homer climbs up to the top ropes and does a frog splash onto Peter.
"Oh, man! He crushes Peter Griffin's sternum!"
Homer goes for the pin right away, but Griffin kicks out before the referee even gets to two. "D'oh!" Homer yells. The two of them lock up and get into a shoving match in the middle of the ring.
Eventually, Peter Griffin breaks out and takes down Homer with a DDT. He goes for the pin but Homer Simpson kicks out. Then the two men fight back and forth, exchanging strikes and slams. No one can hit a finisher, though.
"Quite a back-and-forth battle here."
"These two are pretty much equal in size and weight, so it's gonna be hard for one of them to take over."
But Homer Simpson grabs Peter Griffin around the waste and suplexes him.
"Bam! What a suplex!"
He shoves Peter face-first into the turnbuckle, then boots him in the face. Peter Griffin falls forward to the ground. Homer grabs onto his pack and throws him shoulder-first into the ring post.
Just as he's looking for a finishing blow, Griffin shoves him off and dropkicks him.
"We've never seen that before. A dropkick from such a big man."
Peter Griffin stands Homer up, whips him into the ropes, and as Homer goes flying across the ring, he catches him, swings him around, and lays him out with an RKO. He now has the opportunity to climb to the second rope and curbstomp Homer, which he does.
He rolls out to the ringside area and pulls out a wooden table. Peter sets up the table next to the ring, hoping to slam Homer through it.
But when he goes back in, Homer Simpson clotheslines him and tries to throw him over the ropes and through the table. He escapes and punches Homer in the face.
Homer and Peter start trying to lift each other up and slam each other through the wooden table. But it's Peter who gets Homer onto the ring apron. He flings himself off the ropes, looking for a Spear, but Homer dodges and he instead goes through the middle ropes himself, but doesn't fall all the way out of the ring.
Homer pulls Peter back in. He lifts him up over his head and slams him down spine-first.
"What a slam!"
"It might be Peter Griffin who ends up going through that table. And now Homer's lifting him up. Is he gonna hit his finisher?"
Instead of hitting a regular finisher, Homer Simpson carries Peter Griffin across the ring and throws him over the top rope. Peter goes crashing through the wooden table.
"...through the table he goes!"
"This could be it for Peter!"
He drags Peter back into the ring and starts climbing up to the top turnbuckle. Then he jumps off and lands a frog splash onto his opponent. Right away, he makes the pin. The referee starts the count and he makes it all the way to three.
DING-DING-DING! "Here is your winner," the ring announcer begins. "Homer Simpson!"
"He's done it!" shouts Cole. "Homer Simpson has defeated Peter Griffin!"
Result: Homer Simpson def. Peter Griffin by pinfall.
"I wouldn't call it an upset, but that was quite a match," says Hank Force. "Did you see that dropkick from Peter?"
A slow-motion replay of Peter Griffin's dropkick plays.
"Or that RKO?"
Another replay of his RKO to Homer shows.
"But we can't forget about the finishing combo. Homer sent his opponent flying through that table…"
A slow-motion replay of Peter Griffin going through the table…
"...and then the frog splash from the top."
…followed by a replay of Homer jumping off the top turnbuckle and making the pin.
"We thought Peter was gonna come out on top, but he stood no chance."
"Well, we can't focus too much on that. We've got another big match coming up."
As Homer is celebrating his victory and Peter is walking away from the ring, the TV feed shows Captain Underpants walking through the backstage area with his Intergalactic Title around his waist.
"Indeed. Captain Underpants will be defending his Intergalactic Championship here tonight against Patrick Star."
"It's his first title defense since he won it from Steve at last Friday's BreakDown. He just got a pretty brutal backstage beatdown from Steve, but that doesn't make him any less prepared."
Captain Underpants's theme music starts playing. He walks out onto the entrance ramp.
"Introducing first, weighing in at 320 pounds, Captain Underpants!"
"Here comes the champ!"
"With that prestigious Intergalactic Championship around his waist!"
Captain Underpants enters the ring. Patrick Star's theme music plays as he waits in the ring, but Patrick Star does not come out.
"Hey, where's Patrick Star."
"Who knows? He must've gotten attacked backstage."
Footage shows on the titantron of Patrick Star walking to the entrance stage for his match. But just as he is about to step onstage, Steve attacks him from behind.
"Oh no, it's Steve!"
"Steve must want to face Captain Underpants himself so he can get another chance at that title."
Steve starts beating up Patrick Star, but Patrick Star breaks free and shoves Steve into the wall. Then Patrick runs out onto the stage and into the ring.
"Here he comes right now."
"LEEDLE-LEEDLE-LEEDLE-LEE!" he yells as he runs at Captain Underpants, tackling him down.
Captain Underpants shoves Patrick away and picks him up, then superkicks him. He climbs up the ropes. "TRA-LA-LAAAAA!" yells Captain Underpants as he crushes Patrick with a Shooting Star Press.
He picks up Patrick, preforming a brutal beatdown onto him. He doesn't want to lose his first title defense. After taking several hits to the back, Patrick Star manages to dump Captain Underpants over his shoulders. He does a leg drop to Captain Underpants.
"Looks like Patrick Star's managed to take down the champion."
"The question is, can he keep him down long enough to pick up the victory?"
He cannot. Captain Underpants gets back up before Patrick can make the pin. Captain Underpants clotheslines him. He gets Patrick into position, picks him up, and powerbombs him.
He then twists Patrick around into a Boston Crab. But Patrick breaks free.
"Looks like Captain Underpants tried to make Patrick Star submit. Patrick Star not allowing it."
"Patrick wants to win the Intergalactic Championship just as much as Captain Underpants wants to retain it."
Patrick Star stands back up and kicks Captain Underpants in the head. He grabs him, twists him around, and wipes him out with a DDT.
"That's gotta hurt!" Hank Force yells.
Captain Underpants tries to make the pin. Patrick Star kicks out at 2.
But Patrick is still on the ground. So Captain Underpants climbs up to the top turnbuckle, ready to hit a moonsault.
Suddenly, someone runs into the ring and pulls him down, sending him crashing to the ring mat.
"Oh no! It's Steve!"
Steve starts attacking Captain Underpants mid-match, resulting in a disqualification.
The bell goes off. "Ladies and gentlemen, this match has resulted in a disqualification. Here is your winner: Captain Underpants!"
Patrick Star rolls to the side of the ring, and Steve throws Captain Underpants over the top rope. Steve and Captain Underpants brawl up the entrance ramp.
"Well, it looks like Captain Underpants is still the champ, but he is being beaten up by Steve once again."
"Yeah. Steve doesn't want Patrick Star to win the championship, he wants to win it himself."
Luckily, several security guards rush in to separate them. Captain Underpants escapes backstage, while Steve is taken away by security.
"And here comes security to the rescue."
"Thank God!"
Result: Captain Underpants def. Patrick Star by disqualification.
Steve tries to escape, but the guards backstage. The commercial break starts.
"Well, looks like we've got quite a match coming up next!" Micheal Cole says after the break ends.
"You said it!" Hank Force responds. "In the opening matchup of tonight, Hank Hill managed to beat Peacemaker to qualify for an MWA Title match against the champion Kim Jong Un."
Kim Jong Un is shown backstage, walking to the entranceway with his title around his waist.
"Coming up next, Hank Hill vs. Kim Jong Un for the MWA Championship."
The commercial break starts. When the show goes back on the air, Hank Hill comes out and makes his way to the ring.
"The following is a no-disqualification match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, the challenger, Hank Hill!" yells the ring announcer.
"Here comes our challenger right now!"
"Beating Peacemaker is quite a feat, but he's going to have to go through Kim Jong Un if he wants that belt."
Hill climbs into the ring.
"And his opponent, the MWA Champion, Kim Jong Un!"
Kim Jong Un walks out onto the entrance stage. His entrance music is the North Korean national anthem.
"And now we've got the MWA Champion! He is the highest-ranking superstar in all of MWA, ever since he beat Peacemaker at Survivor Series."
"I'm sure Peacemaker would've been happy to compete in this match. But he just couldn't make it. Quite an upset from Hank Hill earlier."
Kim Jong and Hank Hill begin to circle each other, and when the bell goes off, they lock up at the center of the ring. But it is Kim Jong Un who throws his opponent to the ground.
He lifts up Hank Hill and slams him down. He then flings himself off the second rope and hits Hank Hill with a leg drop.
"Oof! Kim Jong Un weighs 308 pounds, and he just dropped all that mass onto Hank Hill!"
"Maybe he can make the pin right away and regain his title."
Kim goes for the pin, but Hank Hill kicks out. Hank gets back up and throws a superkick to Kim Jong. He launches Kim across the ring, and as he is bouncing off the ropes, he clotheslines him. Hank curbstomps Kim Jong Un as soon as he gets back up.
Hank Hill is taking the lead, but Kim Jong manages to grab him around the waste and suplex him. Kim grabs him by the shoulders and flattens him with a Pedigree (facebuster).
"Oh man! A Pedigree by Kim!"
He gets Hank Hill into a full nelson hold, but Hank Hill escapes and punches him in the face. Hank Hill charges at Kim Jong Un and takes him down.
The two hit each other with a ton of throws and slams. Kim Jong Un suplexes Hank Hill across the ring and dropkicks him a couple of times. But Hank Hill manages to hit a finisher similar to CM Punk's GTS, getting Kim in position for a pin.
"This could be it! This could be the upset of the century!"
Hank Hill almost pins Kim Jong Un, but Kim kicks out at 2. While Hank is trying to stabilize himself on the ropes, Kim Jong Un hits him with a piledriver. He climbs up the ropes and prepares for a moonsault.
But suddenly, Peacemaker's theme music (John Cena's theme) starts playing, distracting Kim Jong Un, who looks down to the entrance stage. Peacemaker runs out to the ring.
"It's Peacemaker!" shouts Cole.
"Remember, this match is no-disqualification. It looks like Peacemaker's here to give Hank Hill some aid."
Peacemaker slides into the ring and right away goes for an Attitude Adjustment to Kim Jong Un. But Kim Jong counters and kicks him in the head. He powerbombs Peacemaker, then throws him to the outside.
"Oop. Didn't last long for Peacemaker."
Kim is distracted, though, and Hank Hill tries to roll him up. Kim Jong Un kicks out easily.
The match goes on as normal for several minutes. Hank Hill hits several DDTs and dropkicks, but Kim Jong Un fights back with suplexes and Spears of his own.
Eventually, Hank gets Kim Jong up onto the announce table. He leaps off the top rope. But Kim moves, so Hank Hill slams himself through the table. Kim Jong Un rolls him into the ring, and when Hank is on his hands and knees, he crushes him with a curbstomp.
Right before he can make the pin, Peacemaker slides back into the ring. Kim tries to take him out once more, but Peacemaker nails him with a double-knee backbreaker.
Now it's Hank Hill's turn for a curbstomp of his own.
He does it! He jumps from the top rope and wipes out Kim Jong Un with a curbstomp! He instantly goes for the pin, and the ref starts the count.
"One… two…"
Suddenly, Homer Simpson comes into the ring and pulls Hank Hill off, then starts attacking him.
"It's Homer Simpson!"
"What's he doing here? He just cost Hank Hill the title!"
However, Homer forgets that Peacemaker is still in the ring. Peacemaker takes down Homer, but not before Homer lays out Hank Hill with a chokeslam. He runs at Homer and clotheslines him over the ropes, also falling over the top rope himself.
But Hank Hill is down, and Kim Jong Un crawls over and gets on top of him.
"One… two… three!" DING-DING-DING!
"Kim Jong Un secures the victory!"
As Hank Hill rolls into the corner, Kim gets up and celebrates his win, holding his MWA Championship belt in the air. Meanwhile, Homer Simpson continues to attack Peacemaker on the outside. Peacemaker slams Homer into the barricade and gets into the ring, which Kim Jong Un doesn't notice.
Peacemaker charges at Kim from behind. Just as he lifts him up, Homer Simpson runs back in. But Peacemaker catches Homer. He slams them both with a double Attitude Adjustment.
"DOUBLE ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT! Oh my gosh!"
"Peacemaker just levelled out both the champ and Homer Simpson!"
Peacemaker's theme music starts playing as he climbs up on the top turnbuckle. Kim Jong Un and Homer Simpson are laid out in the ring as Hank Hill rolls to the outside.
Result: Kim Jong Un def. Hank Hill by pinfall to retain the MWA Championship
"Man, quite a show that was!"
"You said it, Cole. We had a few great matches, plus a tag team title change."
"We'll see you next week to see if the Heffleys can retain their tag team gold, if Steve can claim the Intergalactic Title from Captain Underpants, and if Peacemaker will dethrone Kim Jong Un."
Final results:
Dale Gribble def. Ed by pinfall (untelevised match)
Hank Hill def. Peacemaker by pinfall
The Heffleys def. The Mario Bros by pinfall to win the Multiversal Tag Team Championships.
Homer Simpson def. Peter Griffin by pinfall.
Captain Underpants def. Patrick Star by disqualification.
Kim Jong Un def. Hank Hill to retain the MWA Championship.
There you have it, the first Multiversal Wrestling Association BreakDown. I have a whole roster of characters I plan to add. I uploaded this chapter a bit late but expect to see new BreakDowns uploaded every Friday in the future. Plus I plan to do pay-per-views on a similar schedule to WWE's pay-per-view events. You can tell me what characters I could add or suggest possible storylines in the reviews.